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  • @sassquatch990
    @sassquatch990 2 роки тому +15100

    I don't think we have to worry about Johnny getting old and dying. He didn't change one bit over 5 or 6 years. Dude didn't even change his outfit.

    • @FuyukoMoon8
      @FuyukoMoon8 2 роки тому +124

      lol XD

    • @1no1.
      @1no1. 2 роки тому +85

      Omg Wammawink pfp ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @moomateus4116
      @moomateus4116 2 роки тому +86

      I don't have anything to say about your comment, but how's that magazine coming along?

    • @nixpixl442
      @nixpixl442 2 роки тому +57

      CENTAURWORLD FANS???

    • @cloudykittens4642
      @cloudykittens4642 2 роки тому +45

      @@nixpixl442 huh, didn't know that show had a fandom to begin with.

  • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
    @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy 2 роки тому +11154

    The bigger deception of my life was the invisible man not being hot, I refuse to accept the 4th movie as canon, it simply cannot be

    • @Just_An_Observer
      @Just_An_Observer 2 роки тому +829

      It's SUCH an OUTRAGE for them to have done him so wrong like that

    • @jammy3557
      @jammy3557 2 роки тому +789

      The human-ray was supposed to make him a human NOT PATRIC STAR

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes 2 роки тому +502

      Everything past the first movie isn't canon gurl.

    • @locallilly9827
      @locallilly9827 2 роки тому +414

      Its yalls fault simping for a floating glasses😔

    • @jammy3557
      @jammy3557 2 роки тому +484

      @@locallilly9827 THE GLASSES WERE GOOD ONES THO-

  • @Hambrrgr
    @Hambrrgr 2 роки тому +8891

    okay anatomically speaking, the invisible man should not look how he does in the fourth movie simply because we have seen the invisible man wear clothes that don't match the body type he has in the fourth movie.

    • @zuskull1
      @zuskull1 2 роки тому +1764

      Didn’t he wear these really tight swimming trunks in the first movie during the pool scene????

    • @GlitchyOnAChair
      @GlitchyOnAChair 2 роки тому +362

      @@zuskull1 yeah!

    • @birbsgobrr1619
      @birbsgobrr1619 2 роки тому +1158

      ​@@zuskull1 and ties/collars that would not fit his neck in the fourth movie

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 2 роки тому +215

      @@zuskull1 Ehh I think that one’s because of character design and humorous stuff.

    • @roxstarmozart9410
      @roxstarmozart9410 2 роки тому +650

      Something I noticed people didn’t think about is that it’s pretty possible the invisible man’s real appearance might not be his human form. After all, whatever happened in the movie showed that the monsters were turned into humans. The invisible man, not being an exception, didn’t turn visible in his “monster form”, but was turned into a human, hence his appearance in the movie.
      Who knows, perhaps his non visible form as a monster is a hot one, like fans love to believe ?

  • @Kalani_Saiko
    @Kalani_Saiko 2 роки тому +9408

    The fact that the 'invisible man' in HT4 contradicts the Invisible man in the first or second movie where he wears a collar and tie that would NOT fit around that thick neck. I never found him hot but it doesn't quite fit.

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 2 роки тому +1551

      Also third movie where he wore Glow Stick Necklaces around his entire body and it was very different from his canon form

    • @crystalorb9438
      @crystalorb9438 2 роки тому +922

      Ah, more proof to see his last form as non canon

    • @crashboxsinofstars2865
      @crashboxsinofstars2865 2 роки тому +152

      Exactly.

    • @ummm2735
      @ummm2735 2 роки тому +591

      Also in one of the covers were like all the monsters are going to the hotel and he’s in like that summer outfit there’s no way that would be the same body

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 2 роки тому +182

      Pandemic weight gain?

  • @Kawaiikitten0211
    @Kawaiikitten0211 2 роки тому +1644

    Besides the Invisible Man not being a hunk, the most disappointing part of the last move was Johnny still being human, like as everyone had pointed out, he will die and then his wife and son will keep on living for like ever. NOBODY in the movie thought to just turn him into a vampire so his whole ass family doesn’t outlive him???

    • @Sunflowerramune
      @Sunflowerramune 2 роки тому +89

      IKR,they should’ve turned him into one.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 роки тому

      They all hate him and want him to die

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 2 роки тому +4

      True!

    • @erihgioqe3798
      @erihgioqe3798 2 роки тому +15

      maybe they did, and ex-human vampires are just weaker and less vampire-y than regular ones/the transformation takes a while.

    • @palinurus
      @palinurus Рік тому +19

      I can't help but wonder if vampires simply... can't turn humans in the Hotel Transylvania universe. I haven't seen the films in a while, so maybe one of the characters mentioned it and I've just forgotten, but it seems to me that all the vamp characters we see were born as vampires. Of course, that also opens up the question of what's going on with Dennis. How do vampire genetics work? Will he have a different lifespan compared to his mother and grandfather? Is vampirism just a binary outcome where you're either a vampire or not, opening up the possibility of generations upon generations of vampires that keep having children with humans, only to produce more vampires, eventually populating the world with immortal beings? Who knows???

  • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
    @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 роки тому +2831

    Hotel Transylvania fans getting kicked out of specsavers for trying to propose to the glasses

  • @laurenpetro2901
    @laurenpetro2901 2 роки тому +3499

    I think one of the biggest tragedies of HT 2 was a joke they cut out once it hit DVD. When I saw it in theaters during the scene where the elephant is eating Cakey's hand on the TV, Cakey says, "Slow down! The real monster is diabetes!" before going to the next scene. It was my favorite joke in the entire movie only for it to be removed once it hit DVD. I was so upset

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 роки тому +217

      What?! That’s hilarious, that sucks that they cut it

    • @ratboy2
      @ratboy2 2 роки тому +104

      That’s so sad omg

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +18

      💀💀💀

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 роки тому +6

      bruh,,,

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 2 роки тому +94

      Seriously. I remember watching it on demand multiple times and always laughing at that joke, and then my sister got it on dvd for christmas or her birthday or something one year, and we watched it and i was so offended to see it replaced with stupid muppet laughter

  • @Polyeurythane
    @Polyeurythane 2 роки тому +3842

    Ngl I definitely had some kind of crush on the Invisible Man. They absolutely did him dirty. I’ve seen people say he’s a Jewish stereotype, as well as comparing him to Mort Goldman from Family Guy. And given how Adam Sandler is Jewish… I wouldn’t put it past him to actually do that on purpose. Too bad though, they could have definitely gotten more money from views and free promotion if they had made Invisible Man sexy or at least an average dude for the fanfic/artist girlies that thirsted over him.

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 2 роки тому +346

      They did a dirty trick up their sleeve where they did have a model for hot Griffin when he entered the cavern and there was a reflection of said model

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 роки тому +271

      The idea of fanfics based on a pair of glasses scare mw

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 2 роки тому +266

      Dunno why people are into the glasses exactly, but i can understand it since he oozes charm but also bottom energy

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 2 роки тому +136

      I imagined him looking more like his voice actor, David Spade. That also had me imagining him as a shaggy blonde even though he stated in the first movie he was a red head.

    • @princessravendiamond4288
      @princessravendiamond4288 2 роки тому +94

      Uh, Adam Sandler wasn't involved in this movie... they replaced him with a guy on UA-cam named Brian Hull who does incredible voice impressions

  • @acidicsucrose
    @acidicsucrose 2 роки тому +2063

    Another thing that contradicts HT4 invisible man's design is HT1 when he's wearing a pair of swim trunks that CLEARLY display how skinny he is. I'm not even a simp. I'm just upset they ruined a good opportunity to make a likable character design. I always imagined him as a friendly looking skinny little nerd boy around Johnny's age. My disappointment is astronomical.

    • @birbsgobrr1619
      @birbsgobrr1619 2 роки тому +206

      Well I don't think the invisible man would be around Johnny's age considering Drac talks about him being present with Frank, Murray, and Wayne throughout their younger years and they were around when Mavis was a baby. But I agree that he'd be on the skinnier side like Johnny

    • @purplepartytigerd1598
      @purplepartytigerd1598 2 роки тому +92

      @@birbsgobrr1619
      Which feels weird tho, like -- is he immortal on top of being invisible?

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 2 роки тому +62

      In the OG book he was a neurotic brute who beat someone to death with an iron rod

    • @bologna2079
      @bologna2079 2 роки тому +23

      @@purplepartytigerd1598 that would be sick

    • @joaopedrofm1299
      @joaopedrofm1299 2 роки тому +7

      @@Gwestytears is there a book

  • @who_is_Isaac
    @who_is_Isaac 2 роки тому +904

    I feel like the Invisible Man character design was to spite people who thirsted over him

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 роки тому +5434

    “This review may contain spoilers”
    **literally just makes fun of dennis being a ginger**
    also hotel transylvania 3 came out on friday july 13 and if that wasn't intentional

    • @notoriusbookworm48
      @notoriusbookworm48 2 роки тому +180

      It just goes to show that gingers were the real monsters all along /s

    • @cottonfetti5509
      @cottonfetti5509 2 роки тому +38

      I-

    • @floweyfangirl69420
      @floweyfangirl69420 2 роки тому +23

      my birthday was in a friday 13 that same year (april 13, 2018)

    • @notoriusbookworm48
      @notoriusbookworm48 2 роки тому +19

      @@floweyfangirl69420 no wonder your pfp is flowey, he's friggin terrifying when he wants to be...

    • @Ich-Existiere-Nicht
      @Ich-Existiere-Nicht 2 роки тому +8

      @@floweyfangirl69420 Happy late birthday

  • @gabriel_angel592
    @gabriel_angel592 2 роки тому +266

    "I bet that invisible man is sexy,you can tell just by his choice of glasses"
    Oh,HONEY😭😭😭

  • @ummm2735
    @ummm2735 2 роки тому +600

    I don’t even care if invisible man is hot it’s just the fact that almost none of the clothes he’s ever worn in the past movies would fit him in that movie as a human like it doesn’t even matter if he’s hot but his body just wouldn’t look like that

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 роки тому +8

      That is pretty sus

    • @torenchao
      @torenchao 2 роки тому +57

      currently sipping copium - there's a theory going around that he got turned _human,_ not VISIBLE, but human, meaning he was given a different body entirely, just like the rest of them - we never see his actual body, same with the rest of them (frank's entire facial structure changes)

    • @xxdemonkiller69xx5
      @xxdemonkiller69xx5 2 роки тому +8

      @@torenchao okay, but what does he look like when he's visible? You would think that the guy would at least somewhat comment on how he looks wrong or something like that. Unless he himself doesn't even know what he looks like.

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi 2 роки тому +3

      @@xxdemonkiller69xx5 Well in alotta scenes you can see a human like body, so im gonna say he is a humonoid.

  • @starcomet8312
    @starcomet8312 2 роки тому +224

    I'm glad someone finally pointed out the weird chemistry Drac and Jonathan had.

  • @sS0O0L
    @sS0O0L 2 роки тому +971

    The fourth movie was considered the worse by a lot of people considering character development, plot holes, story telling, animation, jokes and a bunch of other reasons... That happened cause it wasn't directed by the same people and it was released before it should have, that's also why the animation seems worse and more rushed.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 роки тому

      There’s only 4?

    • @sS0O0L
      @sS0O0L 2 роки тому +19

      @@elryano2384 sorry, i wrote "fitht", i meant " fourth", i'm editing it

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +50

      And no Adam Sandler, The impersonation was so obvious and annoying

    • @sS0O0L
      @sS0O0L 2 роки тому +7

      @@KingOfGaymes yep, bad writing

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 2 роки тому +25

      The invis guy looks like he says “fiddlesticks” unironically and that alone makes it the worst one.

  • @lauracerqueiramachado8979
    @lauracerqueiramachado8979 2 роки тому +336

    I think the 4th movie would have been much better if Dracula´s conflict towards Jonathan was like "I don´t like you, I only tolerate you for Mavis´ sake and at this point it has nothing to do with you being human it´s your personality and I just can´t take you seriously", like it´s more about their lifestyles than their species and even after Johnny transformed himself into a monster they still had the same issues

    • @humantoon
      @humantoon 2 роки тому +1

      Isn’t this exactly what happened in the fourth movie though??

    • @lauracerqueiramachado8979
      @lauracerqueiramachado8979 2 роки тому +48

      @@humantoon no, they just had another story about Dracula accepting humans with the same message as the previous movies 😓

    • @Cha0tic_G00d
      @Cha0tic_G00d 4 місяці тому +2

      I mean he does have a point though, Johnny is pretty immature over the course of the 3 previous movies.

  • @izzy9161
    @izzy9161 2 роки тому +311

    Remember kids:
    Suffer, suffer scream in pain, blood is spilling from your brain

  • @SomeGaymerNerd
    @SomeGaymerNerd 2 роки тому +558

    "my wife, even better" WE STAN HIMBO KINGS 😭

  • @Robodexxer
    @Robodexxer 2 роки тому +1008

    Tonka Joey saying “eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday?” At the end made me very happy

    • @luciellawliet
      @luciellawliet 2 роки тому +17

      Is that gibberish? Cause my brain is picking up some kinda patten that seems familiar but I can’t understand it whatsoever

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 роки тому +8

      @@luciellawliet exactly

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 роки тому +4

      @@luciellawliet it honestly reminded me of simlish, maybe thats what ur thinking of lmao

    • @pptenshii
      @pptenshii 2 роки тому +4

      she honestly would be great at plenty of languages ngl

  • @itsjustalf7747
    @itsjustalf7747 2 роки тому +794

    They should have turned blobby into a hot person instead of jello to makeup for the invisible dude

    • @SNSth3creat0r
      @SNSth3creat0r 2 роки тому +201

      "let's make the invisible man ugly"
      "But sure people simp for him to much"
      "Just make the blob hot and they'll forgive us"
      Not gonna lie they should have done that

    • @desired_war
      @desired_war 2 роки тому +108

      It'd be funny honestly. You'd think he'd be the last monster to be attractive as a human.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 роки тому +26

      What do you mean? Blobby looked edible to me.

    • @AGoofyJester
      @AGoofyJester Рік тому +1

      I’m drawing it now

    • @Unidentified952
      @Unidentified952 Рік тому +1

      BUT THE JELLO WAS FUNNY

  • @geniusdork1476
    @geniusdork1476 2 роки тому +55

    7:02 I SWEAR TO GOD EVERYTIME THAT WOMAN APPEARS, MY HEAD JUST GOES "haha lemon"

  • @DuskNeko
    @DuskNeko 2 роки тому +304

    Why did everyone think the Invisible Man was gonna be hot when every design in this series is unfuckable

    • @Wonezzzz
      @Wonezzzz 2 роки тому +130

      counterpoint: blobby

    • @DuskNeko
      @DuskNeko 2 роки тому +79

      @@Wonezzzz fuck you're right

    • @amandalynn4979
      @amandalynn4979 2 роки тому +82

      Another counterpoint: Mavis and Erica

    • @honeybeartoast3529
      @honeybeartoast3529 2 роки тому +20

      @@DuskNeko look how fast they switch. so true king🙏

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 роки тому +22

      Erica, really? Too rubber hose

  • @nanrandomungjavel9738
    @nanrandomungjavel9738 2 роки тому +215

    The first two hotel Transylvania movies are legit good, the third one passes because of the surprisingly epic final battle and because Kathryn Hahn is in it. And the fourth one cannot be saved, not even by Kathryn or Selena

    • @desired_war
      @desired_war 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah I've never seen the 4th. But the three others were pretty nice.

    • @animae008
      @animae008 2 роки тому +6

      Second movie is worse than first. Dracula is so frikin selfish and his character development from first movie does not matter

    • @nanrandomungjavel9738
      @nanrandomungjavel9738 2 роки тому +2

      No because same. Like it’s not the same without Adam Sandler

    • @sp4ce..r0cks19
      @sp4ce..r0cks19 2 роки тому +1

      W pfp

    • @PaperMarioParty08
      @PaperMarioParty08 21 день тому

      ⁠​⁠@@animae008Wdym by Drac's character development from the first being ignored?

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 2 роки тому +151

    Why was I lowkey disappointed the fourth movie didn't start with Drac and Erica's wedding? I mean, the second and third started with weddings! I thought it was gonna be a thing!

  • @ivorynk752
    @ivorynk752 2 роки тому +195

    Despite having stated in the first movie as having curly red hair, I had imagined him as a shaggy blond. Also thought he'd be shorter. Basically I imagined him looking like his voice actor.

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 2 роки тому +25

      Ngl, they probably shoulda made the design to Blobby if they wanna make up for invisible man not looking sexy

    • @auto.36
      @auto.36 2 роки тому +15

      I always imagined him with sorta frizzy/fluffy brown hair? Idk

  • @-chaos_clown-
    @-chaos_clown- 2 роки тому +386

    Wait when Johnny dies cant he just go back to the hotel, he’s a monster now cant ghosts go to the hotel? Idk I’ve only seen the first movie and that was years back, I’m gonna go watch hotel Transylvania now

    • @lilistuber4546
      @lilistuber4546 2 роки тому +92

      Or he decays enough that he turns into a skeleton. A zombie could also work but it’s unclear how much of Johnny’s old self will be there

    • @gallantblade1825
      @gallantblade1825 2 роки тому +12

      He could become a walking reanimated corpse a la Frank. He DID dress up as Frank’s relative in the first movie, right?
      So he dies, Drac gets Frank to reanimate the corpse, badda big badda boom, Johnny’s alive, probably forever. Do the same thing with Erika (a call back to HT3 and the hot Franken-woman during the dance scene) and you’re all good!
      Sure, I guess turning them into vampires is the easier path, but let’s not count out other options.

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 2 роки тому +427

    i’m redrawing the invisible man the 4th movie is not canon you can’t stop me

  • @LamenHeadBoi
    @LamenHeadBoi 2 роки тому +44

    8:35
    I haven't watched hotel transilvania 4 yet. WAYNE DID *WHAT*

  • @Florceleste28
    @Florceleste28 2 роки тому +1900

    Personally, it never made sense to me that the Invisible Man was hot. His charm is pure personality, if he was hot, being invisible is the last thing he would want. Now, it did bother me a lot that for the 4th movie the definition of "human" was equal to "white dude".

    • @god_2.0_the_better_version
      @god_2.0_the_better_version 2 роки тому +354

      I don't know who went human during the movie because I didn't watch it, but the vampires were the only ones who kinda had to be white. Wolf dude, bandage guy, invisible man, and Frankenstein all had either hidden skin or oddly colored skin as monsters. Not all of them had to be white. The boat movie pushed it a little, but the last one chucked it off the edge.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 роки тому +111

      I think it had something to do with who played the characters, but yea I know what you mean (although Murray was an exception)

    • @enviousennui
      @enviousennui 2 роки тому +182

      Regardless if he was hot or not, him being invisible had nothing to do with looks in the original source. He was a scientist who became obsessed with physics, specifically optical density (the way things are seen) and wanted to experiment on finding a way to make something invisible by tricking the eye. Which he did. And got stuck like that.

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +67

      Either “white dude” or… literally jell-o

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 2 роки тому +39

      He was a bit of a mad scientist, his "goo looks" had nothing to do with his murderous, criminal behavior and experimenting with invisibility

  • @s-viper1462
    @s-viper1462 2 роки тому +175

    3:08
    If Mavis gave birth when she still was a bat, then would Dennis be a bat unable to turn "human", would she give birth to a small baby, or would she...give birth to a normal human and die in the process?

    • @Hai_im.cat1
      @Hai_im.cat1 2 роки тому +50

      I just thought that when she changed into a bat the baby was still in jelly bean mode because you couldn't see the bump while she was in normal form

  • @Nobody_Special310
    @Nobody_Special310 2 роки тому +978

    So a song about a woman who cheats on her boyfriend with his two friends after he's drafted into the army is the most positive song in the world?

    • @RekkinguBoru
      @RekkinguBoru 2 роки тому +87

      Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena 😊

    • @Florceleste28
      @Florceleste28 2 роки тому +70

      Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

    • @drpepperfan54
      @drpepperfan54 2 роки тому +215

      THATS WHAT ITS ABOUT??

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +39

      Fr 💀

    • @Death_Is_Inevitable
      @Death_Is_Inevitable 2 роки тому +97

      @@drpepperfan54 Well, basically yes, search for the lyrics, you'll find it in no time, since the music is so popular

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 2 роки тому +110

    I never actually realized that Dracula was rapping in the first movie. Up until now, I always thought he was speaking gibberish.

  • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
    @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 2 роки тому +50

    2:14 Ok but this part would get my brother and I so HYPE when we were like 9-10

  • @nemmeton
    @nemmeton 2 роки тому +104

    as another person who comes from a romanian family, i suggest that is not unheard of for us to say bleh bleh bleh. as a treat

  • @lilligantlover1
    @lilligantlover1 2 роки тому +480

    I don’t know how people would simp for the invisible man, I don’t see it.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 роки тому +112

      Literally, I mean it’s a pair of glasses with David Spade’s voice 😭

    • @klollollol
      @klollollol 2 роки тому +124

      That glasses, man. The glasses 😔

    • @hoogoo4621
      @hoogoo4621 2 роки тому +61

      i don't see it...... was that intentional?

    • @klollollol
      @klollollol 2 роки тому +74

      not to mention his 11/10 personality too

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 2 роки тому +23

      Badum tssh!

  • @lonlons4668
    @lonlons4668 2 роки тому +56

    No Way!!! The invisible man is hot and the 4th movie doesn't count!! He is a handsome man that was so arrogant about his looks, that a witch cursed him to be forever invisible. This ended with him changing his personality because no one wanted him anymore!!!

    • @pudd1ng_bunn182
      @pudd1ng_bunn182 2 роки тому +16

      I really like that concept- it's giving me Greek mythology vibes

  • @Devilcakes
    @Devilcakes 2 роки тому +272

    Okay so to clear up: Dennis, the kid(?) Is canonically the son of a vampire and a human, i.e. a Dhampir. They look human but have some of the positives of a vampire. Look at Alucard from castlevania for a play by play but make sure to exclude some of the game mechanics of Alucard (since he is from a game.)

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 2 роки тому +32

      This just sounds ideal, honestly, eat garlic bread, live forever, be able to defend themselves with powers...

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 2 роки тому +9

      @@beththedarkmage3359 well, living forever isn't an option, but yes, it'd basically Vampire Lite. You get weaker powers, but with no cost.

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 2 роки тому +3

      i think dhampirs have a lack of bones though, so
      ouchies h

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes 2 роки тому +8

      @@problem3412 Dhampirs are Squids by that proposal. So you're telling me one could slip into a crevice as small as their teeth and not suffer physical consequences?
      It's not a bad myth, sounds funny and explanatory.

  • @dr_drawings
    @dr_drawings 2 роки тому +27

    8:59 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM!
    (For real, that was my review and I'm so happy I got in this!)

  • @cyrilmarasigan7108
    @cyrilmarasigan7108 2 роки тому +115

    I thought the part where Dracula's hate for the humans was solved in movie 1 where it explains the reason, I can't believed they changed the story, they should just come up a different one where grandpa vampie was looking for someone new that would be fun.

  • @jordanbakes6147
    @jordanbakes6147 2 роки тому +52

    New head cannon; Erica is Martha reincarnated. Hence how Drac can Zing twice. 🙂

  • @deadmoth9354
    @deadmoth9354 2 роки тому +38

    6:00 the fact that this sounds like a fever dream, but that is EXACTLY what happens has me laughing

  • @mallowtonmouse
    @mallowtonmouse 2 роки тому +81

    In human years, Mavis is 12 to 13 when she's literally 83, so the reviewer did their math completely wrong.

  • @atlas9021
    @atlas9021 2 роки тому +66

    Imo the invisible man would be like 20x better if they just changed that goofy clown hairstyle

  • @noirebursts3487
    @noirebursts3487 2 роки тому +35

    2:21 THIS PART IS A BOP IDC

  • @jaciyue2285
    @jaciyue2285 2 роки тому +165

    I HATED the fourth movie. It was ok until they came to South America. The location in the map is clearly Brazil, but they put everything in Spanish, not in Portuguese. The city they arrive is totaly chaotic, all the people seem to be dumb and "uncivilized", that is even a person holding a chicken in a bus! The city looks like a mix of a lot of other latino countries's stereotypes, and even remebered me of the way India is portrayed by the western media. Also, they just foccused in Amazon, reforcing the stereotype that Brazil it's just a big and dangerous jungle. And I hated the way they only said "South America", like it was a country and not a subcontinent with 13 different countries. Besides all the stereotypes, the movie isn't creative at all, Dracula's view of Johnny gets worse than in the first movie and all of what they tried to make funny just looked stupid and unnecessary.

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 роки тому +25

      gosh why do they ALWAYS make it about the amazon rainforest when it comes to brazil? 😭
      i swear, as a brazilian this got old pretty quickly, please im begging you all to make a movie/series that goes through the south of brazil

    • @jaciyue2285
      @jaciyue2285 2 роки тому +5

      @Therealruvysvat Yeah, don't waste your time watching it

    • @jaciyue2285
      @jaciyue2285 2 роки тому +8

      @@5soda SIM!! Meu Deus, quando não é Amazônia é Rio de Janeiro. O Brasil é gigantesco cara, tem tanto lugar maravilhoso pra explorar e os caras continuam batendo na mesma tecla. Imagina que incrível um filme gringo ambientado no sul, no nordeste ou no centro-oeste, daria até pra fazer nas regiões de fronteira... Trazer essas outras culturas dentro do Brasil abriria muito a visão dos gringos, eu ia adorar

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 роки тому +4

      @@jaciyue2285 SIM MEU DEUS

    • @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT
      @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT 2 роки тому +7

      wait
      WAIT-
      I haven't seen the movie yet, but did they really put everything in spanish? Wtf

  • @IExistAndMyNameIsKawaiiAngel
    @IExistAndMyNameIsKawaiiAngel 2 роки тому +228

    i haven't watched the 4th movie. To me, the ads made it seem like some 30 min short of Johnny becoming a dragon and Mavis and Dracula becoming humans, which would be boring. It wasn't interesting to me (i tend to like kids shows and movies sometimes), but apparently it was big enough for content creators to make gta 5 videos about the characters breaking their bones. That didn't make sense to me, so i was waiting for this vid to come out.
    What am i even doing with my life. why do people create such monstrosities?

    • @desired_war
      @desired_war 2 роки тому +3

      Idk what the actual plot of the 4th movie is, but I think it would be interesting if the monsters became humans and somehow couldn't get to the transylvania hotel somehow. Whether that means it's block by some mYStErIous PoweR or theyre on the other side of the world and they have to travel back while learning something on the way there. But idk what the moral they would learn

  • @ravencliff238
    @ravencliff238 2 роки тому +137

    Awesome job! This NEVER FAILS to make me laugh

  • @koshmareq
    @koshmareq 2 роки тому +12

    7:41 your impression of Dracula made me spit out my aloe drink

  • @Orion-ih5xl
    @Orion-ih5xl 2 роки тому +24

    8:02 steven s.'s review was amazing and made even better with the way u said it

  • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
    @Alex_in_Wonderland111 2 роки тому +105

    I’ve only seen the first one and I have to say this video has done nothing to change my mind. Lightning in a bottle everyone. Please don’t touch it

  • @DrWho160
    @DrWho160 2 роки тому +57

    I heard HT4 was pushed back super last minute because people didn’t like the invisible man’s appearance. Imagine what he would’ve looked like had they released it the day it was supposed to.

  • @LupinsBlueJacket
    @LupinsBlueJacket 2 роки тому +364

    I think we all are fans of the invisible man
    the 4th movie is not canon

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 2 роки тому +52

      yea, let’s all collectively agree the 4th movie does not exist

    • @LupinsBlueJacket
      @LupinsBlueJacket 2 роки тому +34

      @@v1p3rlotus what 4th movie

    • @voxxy4612
      @voxxy4612 2 роки тому +32

      @@v1p3rlotus 4th movie? What?

    • @mladymoo1398
      @mladymoo1398 2 роки тому +23

      @v1p3rl0tus I didn’t hear about one

    • @ItsMadyAgain
      @ItsMadyAgain 2 роки тому +28

      woah wait there's a 4th movie???

  • @irebosileolaolopade8880
    @irebosileolaolopade8880 2 роки тому +24

    3:18 as a kid i loved this for no reason

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 2 роки тому +40

    0:54 by my calculations, if vampires aged at a consistent rate, looking 18 at 118 would make one vampire year 6.5 regular years

  • @iamsuper0
    @iamsuper0 2 роки тому +45

    The Invisble Man was absolutely assaulted in the 4th film, It pains me that hes not the brunette male with wavy hair and and a jacked body i thought he would be.

    • @emolady666
      @emolady666 2 роки тому +10

      I expected him to at least look average maybe hot or cute if they wanted to do some fan service BUT THEY JUST MASSACRED HIM 😭 the 4th movies already crap they could've at least done SOMETHING right. They tried to make Frankenstein hot so why not the invisible man??

    • @claumonee
      @claumonee 2 роки тому +7

      @@emolady666 Yo they litterally made Frankenstein HOT BRO cmon man this movie is trolling us i swear to god-- fuck this movie i accept it as not cannon LOL X

    • @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT
      @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like they missed an opportunity to make the invisible man at least average in appearance, the people on twitter would have done the rest anyway

  • @spiltmilk0204
    @spiltmilk0204 2 роки тому +19

    Griffin was one of my first crushes when I was young and first saw this movie. My younger more innocent self feels betrayed by the fourth movie and I refuse to accept it as canon

  • @FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule
    @FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule 2 роки тому +35

    You have no idea how angry i am about the Invisible Man thing. The voice and personality? Like, damn! And the human version isn't even just "okay" the design sucks. I'm.... way too peeved for someone who never even came close for finishing the second movie and never even cared about the other movies....

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 2 роки тому +17

    can't believe they made a bunch of movies based on the Haha Jonathan meme

  • @ItsMadyAgain
    @ItsMadyAgain 2 роки тому +48

    My brother got me the first three movies on DVD for my 22nd birthday. They are my greatest treasure.

    • @freshpetrichor
      @freshpetrichor 2 роки тому +2

      They’re underrated gems, I really like them, they’re for all ages.

  • @god_2.0_the_better_version
    @god_2.0_the_better_version 2 роки тому +68

    I needed something to ruin my day, so I think I'll finally stop avoiding watching the last movie. Wish me luck.
    Edit: If I don't make it back, tell my family I hated them.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 роки тому +3

      I just finished it, I thought I was gonna hate it but ended up liking it more than the 3rd movie! Good luck 😁

    • @Rubydafreakingweirdo
      @Rubydafreakingweirdo 2 роки тому

      @Therealruvysvat wait really?!?!?!

    • @rathasaknife
      @rathasaknife 2 роки тому

      I refuse to ever watch ht4 because they did glasses man so dirty😔🤚🏻 ht4 is not cannon and never will be

  • @Sp4c3yR8unna
    @Sp4c3yR8unna 2 роки тому +25

    8:50 yep, and I am here thinking the invisible Man was trans

  • @eeyorehaferbock7870
    @eeyorehaferbock7870 Рік тому +2

    Idea: even if Jonny couldn’t live as long as his new family in his mortal form, wouldn’t it still be possible for him to remain with them as some undead being? I mean, even if they couldn’t turn him into another vampire, you’d think there’d be some other way for him to stay with them, considering that the mummies, the Frankenstein’s monsters, and of course the animated skeletons were all once living humans themselves.

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 2 роки тому +10

    I just realised when Johnny is 80 his wife will probably still look like a teen and we have no clue how his son will age so he’s probably gonna look more and more like a creep each year.

    • @electricay
      @electricay 2 роки тому +3

      Can't they just make him a vampire?

  • @cupoftea3499
    @cupoftea3499 2 роки тому +14

    2:47 I mean actually since she was shown beforehand in her human form and she didn't look pregnant, when she shrunk down, since the fetus is still developing, it would look like she is 8 months along instead of a few weeks.

  • @aihoshinoirl
    @aihoshinoirl 2 роки тому +13

    6:44 OMGG,, THIS GAVE ME FLASHBACKS

  • @jezabatscringeland
    @jezabatscringeland 2 роки тому +21

    6:20 AGREED, to be honest. Cut To The Feeling is one of the greatest songs I've ever heard.

    • @miidnxghts
      @miidnxghts 2 роки тому +1

      Plus macarena is the song of a girl cheating on her military boyfriend with two other boys

  • @hollowwoods7130
    @hollowwoods7130 2 роки тому +52

    Didn't have sound on, read everything on your voice.
    You're awesome, keep at it ❤

  • @crowmiks4712
    @crowmiks4712 2 роки тому +36

    Why the hell does everyone else also have a crush on the invisible man?! I thought i was the only one bc its such a weird crush 😭

  • @phantombluefishstudios515
    @phantombluefishstudios515 2 роки тому +22

    THIS IS SOME UNDERRATED UA-camR RIGHT HERE

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 2 роки тому +2

    6:04 that is the best advertisement for that movie ever! If someone came to me and told me they were making a movie about DJ Van Helsing summoning the Kraken using EDM, having a rap battle with Dracula, and then everyone does the Macarena I would tell you to shut up and take my money!

  • @Azyne
    @Azyne 2 роки тому +11

    I'm still in pain as to how Invisible Man was able to wear tight clothing in past movies and then they made him impossible to fit in that kind of clothing

  • @wolfcat120
    @wolfcat120 2 роки тому +19

    Honestly, only the first and second movie exist for me. I refuse to acknowledge the other two. The original HT was absolute gold and it only went downhill from there.

  • @kristiwalton5374
    @kristiwalton5374 2 роки тому +7

    ppl expecting the invisible man to be hot, then him lookin like a gremlin is the same as bill cypher

  • @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse
    @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse 2 роки тому +81

    I can tell people were freaking out about how the Invisible Man looked. When I saw his design, I was just like “That doesn’t look like it fits.”
    But once I watched the actual movie(against my own will), he did act like the Invisible Man.
    Also, you guys cannot be simping over floating glasses

  • @mladymoo1398
    @mladymoo1398 2 роки тому +54

    I swear the human version of Frankenstein is James from Big Time Rush. THERE’S NO DENYING IT

  • @Pizza_luvrr
    @Pizza_luvrr 2 роки тому +13

    I didnt know until recently that people thought the invisible man was hot.

  • @ssunsspott
    @ssunsspott 2 роки тому +19

    What I don't get is the design of the invisible man is just so eugh. His neck, dude, he looks like a thumb. They went out of their way to make him look so weird, they could've kept the same design but with different proportions and it would've been fine. He can be "ugly" or unconventionally attractive, but fix his damn neck and nose size - it's too big! None of the other humans have that big a nose.
    Oh and don't even get me started on the mummy. Those cheeks, why.

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 роки тому +5

      ''he looks like a thumb'' bro 😭😭 😭

  • @calebgoodman3028
    @calebgoodman3028 2 роки тому +22

    I haven’t seen HT3 so I am assuming they don’t know Macarena is about a women sleeping around while her boyfriend is at war.

    • @jeffreyquinde6707
      @jeffreyquinde6707 2 роки тому +10

      Does anyone know that. They played this song a lot in my elementary school

  • @FizzieWebb
    @FizzieWebb 2 роки тому +34

    4:33
    ....I was not expecting the visual gag. I was expecting a really bad pun.

  • @iris_drawssandwiches
    @iris_drawssandwiches 2 роки тому +10

    Maybe when the green dude was turned to Jello it was made from human bones.

  • @Human_boy_dude
    @Human_boy_dude 2 роки тому +31

    0:30 and this is how covid-19 started

  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 2 роки тому +7

    The invisible man looks like his name is Ron Stampler and he has 20 pairs of pants on his legs at any given time.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 2 роки тому +12

    5:36 Big John Mulaney energy. The girlfriend/wife bit with the airport.

  • @WindySilver
    @WindySilver 2 роки тому +5

    That bluetooth joke was a good one, not gonna lie XD

  • @greenbird6435
    @greenbird6435 2 роки тому +48

    People really find a floating pair of glasses hot, huh?
    (Then again i shouldn't really talk because my crush is a disembodied british voice but still its weird to see)

    • @sueblue2464
      @sueblue2464 2 роки тому +7

      Stanley parable?

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 2 роки тому +3

      @@sueblue2464 yeah

    • @sueblue2464
      @sueblue2464 2 роки тому +3

      @@greenbird6435 Nice

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 2 роки тому +3

      @@sueblue2464 thanks

    • @Pandie2828
      @Pandie2828 2 роки тому +10

      That fact that I relate to crushing on a just a British voice is kinda tripping me out rn

  • @icomment4aliving
    @icomment4aliving 2 роки тому +15

    Somebody has to swap the invisible man with Frankenstein, because I refuse to believe the 4th movie is Canon.
    More proof of this is Dracula hating humans after 2¾ movies of not hating them
    You simply cannot turn Frankenstein Into Justin Bieber and the invisible man into my dad.
    Simply cannot

  • @Rui_editz
    @Rui_editz 2 роки тому +8

    6:33 cants stop watching this I don’t know why

  • @pop_tart_barf7856
    @pop_tart_barf7856 2 роки тому +78

    Listen I ain’t shaming but how did anyone actually think the invisible man would be hot. HES INVISIBLE, mans don’t gotta worry about shaving, skin routine, or clothing! The last thing an invisible person would be is conscious about their looks because no one can see them!
    Y’all got blinded by your voice kink and now there is no saving you from your projected standards.

    • @OrphanedBee
      @OrphanedBee 2 роки тому +17

      @A Zee this

    • @iiameliaxtofu
      @iiameliaxtofu 2 роки тому +6

      BUT HIS VOICE-

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +42

      Im just annoyed because earlier moments of him in clothing would’ve definitely meant he wouldn’t look like that though.

    • @blueflamingo4526
      @blueflamingo4526 2 роки тому

      He's shaved before tho and mf has worn small clothes before. Maybe not hot but decent looking.

    • @auto.36
      @auto.36 2 роки тому

      No stfu about the voice kink I feel called out
      He was supposed to be hot I promise

  • @helpwehavemerged7934
    @helpwehavemerged7934 2 роки тому +12

    I don't care that the Invisible Man isn't hot, but... he is albino in his original series. And has a beard (although he could have shaved it... probably not) And his design is antisemitic. And kind of fatphobic as well (his weight is only for him to be the butt of a joke.). That is why I don't like his design. Also, it is a blatant retcon of how he is in the other movies, where he was real skinny! They did him such an injustice (not about the weight btw, I'm talking about everything else. The retcon is only bad because it contradicts 3 entire movies, and it was only made for him to be laughed at. Not because it made him chubby.)

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 2 роки тому +3

    LMAO THE GUY FROM THE THUMBNAIL IS ONE OF MY LETTERBOXD MUTUALS AND I BET HES GONNA BE SO PROUD WHEN HE SEES THIS

  • @ii_rainyclouds_ii2607
    @ii_rainyclouds_ii2607 2 роки тому +8

    6:19 - 6:23 I find it kinda funny that they chose the macarena as a happy or joyful song when it talks about a girl cheating on her boyfriend with multiple men. it may be catchy, but now everytime i watch that scene i cant help but- 😬💀

  • @yoink9316
    @yoink9316 Рік тому +1

    The scene where Mavis drinks all the slurpee flavors and stuff changed my brain chemistry. Ever since I watched that movie as a kid I've always mixed ALL of the flavors in one cup

  • @ead0132
    @ead0132 2 роки тому +3

    2:14 CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I CHOKED ON MY DRINK AND GOT TEARS IN MY EYES

  • @roseontheredwater
    @roseontheredwater 2 роки тому +28

    I’m making a head cannon that the invisible man let himself go at the wrong time and he’s actually not that awful looking but since he’s invisible what he looked like didn’t matter until he got exposed terribly (I never watched the 4th movie so if there’s some plot I’m missing or something don’t @ me)

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 2 роки тому +8

      *Luckily for you , you already watched all the movies, there is no 4th movie*

  • @space.404
    @space.404 2 роки тому +12

    0:08 ..... glad I'm not the only one who noticed

  • @Moemoepoin
    @Moemoepoin Рік тому +1

    "I'm excited for the Hotel Transylvania 9: Rot of A Mortal Soul"
    THATS IT YOU NEED AN AWARD 😭😭👑🏆🏆✨

  • @bellaknightR597
    @bellaknightR597 2 роки тому +20

    I agree with the invisible man's appearance not being Canon, I imagined him looking more like David Spade or like a blonde Kuzco

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 2 роки тому +2

      “Blonde Kuzco” OH NO NO NO *NO* HONEY WE ARE NOT BRINGING *HIM* BACK. *I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT THING*

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pukeprincess Why are you in caps? I'm confused 😕

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 2 роки тому

      @@bellaknightR597 *JUST DONT SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN TWINK OK?! And if you did don’t let him near any children!*

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pukeprincess *IDK WHAT TF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT OR WHY WE'RE YELLING!!!!!*

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 2 роки тому +1

      @@bellaknightR597 *ITS GOOD THAT YOU DONT KNOW AND WE ARE YELLING BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO*

  • @elryano2384
    @elryano2384 2 роки тому +29

    I watched the fourth movie thinking I was gonna hate it but ending up loving it A LOT MORE than the 3rd (I even shed a tear during the emotional Drac Johnny thing). The thing with Griffin being ugly doesn’t bother me at all, I was actually just kind of sad they showed him at all, I preferred the mystery honestly, but I’m fine either way. Every time I see Ericka it just makes me sad we never got the popeye movie (idk why she just reminds me of that, I like ericka but honestly the Drac ericka thing, while cute at times, was a bit weird (btw I legit watched the movie after seeing this video and I JUST finished, it’s like 11:40 for me lol) so all in all I think my personal tierlist would be HT1, HT2, HT4, HT3 (I like HT3 but it’s the worst in my opinion). So all in all the movie was way better than I thought it would be. I knew Dracula was gonna be played by Brian hull, but I had no idea frank had been replaced till the credits, whoever did the voice was absolutely spot on (Brian was amazing too, couldn’t spot a difference!) and that’s my rating of a kids film in a comment section on UA-cam, sorry it was so long 😁
    Edit (yes edit): one problem I did have was that Drac had to calm Johnny down before they could turn him back but Drac turned the hamster back immediately… huh?

  • @DragoNugget
    @DragoNugget 2 роки тому +21

    0:45 THATS MY TWITTER MUTUAL HOLY CRAP-

  • @ffireball
    @ffireball 2 роки тому +84

    If you haven’t already done it, you NEED to do the Strawberry Shortcake movies. 3D ones were better but both style of animation are pure crack.