Maybe it’s supposed to be one of those teeny weeny historical accuracies that no one would care about? No. That can’t be it. Who knows. If I ever strike up a conversation with Walken I’ll ask him about his makeup.
*Trivia* *Fact:* Before Cimino showed his first rough cut of _HG_ to the United Artists executives, he said it was "a little long, I could lost maybe fifteen minutes" - little did they know, it ran at a length of *5* *hours* *and* *25* *minutes*. This faded the execs' inner hope of it being a hit.
Stupid question, but why didn't they call the cops? I know directors get a little leeway in being crazy but pointing a loaded gun after receiving complaint is seriously crossing a line. Nobody would want a person that unstable to run around.
I don't know why it took me so long to notice this... the first couple of minutes are supposed to be a parody of United Artists constantly getting into arguments with Michael Cimino
It should be gone further. "You know... I was watching Family Guy, the other day. And Peter... that fat tub of Marie Callender's pie... I saw him throw a collection of every Family Circus comic into a fire." *very long pause* "It hurt me. As I sat there... the show silent, blocked out from shock... *whisper* I could hear... *normal tone again* I could hear little Jeffy and Billy, screaming from the hellfire that consumed them. There was... no way... they could wander out of it, with their dotter lines. And so, I took the remote, and hid it up my ass. And I swore... I'd leave it in there, until the day comes... that Family Guy is cancelled.."
Leaving Cameo Skips here for myself for the next time I watch this, feel free to use it if you just want to keep the flow going - 4:10 , 11:10 , 16:49 , 22:30 , 24:30 .
Steve reminds me so much of a Mexican blogger its weird, even the way he speaks and acts. Wait its him, well that explains it. Pinche Yayo antes eras chevere.
The Whitetail Buck *really* sold the "bastard" part of Bastard Film Brain in this one!! Always love the dynamic between you two - it's like the Snob finally has a nemesis of snark. ^-^
This is easily one of my favorite films of all time, such an under appreciated gem. I loved your quip about Kubrick, so incredibly true. I look forward to the day people are able to overlook all the bad press this movie got an appreciate it for the masterpiece that it is.
The story has some problems: Jim tells Ella that he's leaving town and he says goodbye, then the next scene he's in his room drinking with JB. Then Ella and Nate talk about how they may or not see each other again and bid goodbye, then a couple of scenes later Nate barges into her cabin! Uh.....some better story structure needed here!
These cameos reminded me of why I wish Brad would get the hell away from the Channel "Awesome" people. And take Todd and Lupa with you! They deserve better too. (the Walken impersonator was funny though)
I have a copy of the old MGM/UA VHS and DVD of Cimino's Heaven's Gate Just picked up the Criterion restoration. Also have both hardcover and paperback versions of Steve Bach's Final Cut. But the Snob's concise, not at all indulgent, 3-part (!!!) look at Heaven's Gate takes the cake. Brilliant!
Looks like they cut the scene where Kristofferson, Isabelle Huppert and Walken go on a boat ride and she ends up drowned. The audience would have wondered: What the hell was Christipher Walken doing there?!
Was Fat Grandma invented for the Disney Afternoon episode of the NC's, or did she exist prior to that? Either way, Linkara is certainly getting a damn good use out of that costume.
OK seriously! Is there a rule in Channel Awesome that dictates than whenever a reviewer reachers a thundered-numbered review there HAS to be pointless-ass cameos from other reviewers?
Rasnir It really depends on the cameo for me. Some people, he works great with. Others just seem to kind of show up and bring the review to a grinding halt. Either way, I much prefer a collab review than a cameo.
Did this want to be Gone with the Wind or something? LIke this director wanted to make a history masterpiece- something like it- but up north instead? Some weird wet dream, I dunno. I mean Gone with the Wind was about 4 hours or something... But Gone with the Wind was based on a more concrete story, had more to deal with the Civil War, etc. not some small dispute most people haven't heard of. Plus just the time distance between the two movies..But can you blame a director for wanting to make something like Gone with the Wind? Even now it's reception at its time is something to contend with.
+MaxusFett It helps to have watched the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT reviews Snob did before this (where Fat Grandma tells Linkara the wonderful Christmas story of how the Snob had to review all of the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT movies and hated to be freeze framed)
After watching dozens of reviews I've finally decided to watch this movie only to see where it will sit in my list of overrated classics. Will it lack more drive than the Godfather movies? Will it feature more emotionless characters than the new Dune? Will the music be more cheesy than in Once upon a time in America? Will it be more boring than the Deer Hunter (aside from the Vietnam scenes)? I'll find out soon.....
+RavynMad121 He was calling him Craig, as in Craig Golightly, which according to The Cinema Snob Movie is The Snob's real name. In the movie, when he's in his Snob getup, he calls himself Vincent Dawn, which is one of the pseudonyms used by Italian director Bruno Mettai.
+noobmaster117 I'm part of a promotional thing with Power Rangers called the "Power Force," and part of that is that they send me random toys and crap on occasion, which for some reason they decided to send me Imaginext Power Rangers toys.
Wait - why don't people just like.... re-cut the movie so it's not stupid long? Wouldn't that be an easy fix so we could judge the film based on its merits without the pointless bits? Lots of films get resurrected post-theatrical run, even if they flop. Like that Coen Brothers documentary on Jeff Bridges, The big Lebowski. It did meh at the box office and the critics didn't know what to make of it - but now it's a fucking religion.
Why the rubbish opening banter? And there's more... There maybe reasons why different visual styles are used in related sequences. There appears no 'criticism' at all.
I wanted to enjoy your riffs on this 'masterpiece'. But honestly this was starting to sound as self-indulgent as the actual movie was. No offense...just saying. 🙄
Christopher Walken's heavy eye makeup is simultaneously the most intriguing and most disturbing aspect of this film.
Maybe it’s supposed to be one of those teeny weeny historical accuracies that no one would care about? No. That can’t be it. Who knows. If I ever strike up a conversation with Walken I’ll ask him about his makeup.
It does kind of give him an air of "breathe wrong and you're dead by my hand"
I was thinking, why does Walken in this film look like a woman trying to pass herself off as a man by wearing a fake mustache?
*Trivia* *Fact:* Before Cimino showed his first rough cut of _HG_ to the United Artists executives, he said it was "a little long, I could lost maybe fifteen minutes" - little did they know, it ran at a length of *5* *hours* *and* *25* *minutes*. This faded the execs' inner hope of it being a hit.
He also reportedly changed the lock on the door to the editing room to keep executives out while he was editing.
So he basically made a HBO show before HBO?
***** I don't know about that.
***** that I could believe. But I don't think he put a gun to anyone's head.
Stupid question, but why didn't they call the cops? I know directors get a little leeway in being crazy but pointing a loaded gun after receiving complaint is seriously crossing a line. Nobody would want a person that unstable to run around.
I'm starting to see why this movie did so badly...not because it's a bad movie it's because 90% of its run time is pointless filler
I just watched the original 5-hour cut of the WWII movie Das Boot, and things were actually happening in that movie.
There is a 5 hour cut of Das Boot? I love that film though the version I saw was a lot shorter
Valkbg It’s the German TV miniseries version. Personally, I thought it unnecessarily dragged a bit, but not as much as THIS movie.
Also known as "Mike Cimino's Cinematic Masturbation".
I don't know why it took me so long to notice this... the first couple of minutes are supposed to be a parody of United Artists constantly getting into arguments with Michael Cimino
Alec Daley no shiiiiiiiiit
"I don't actually think that was Christopher Walken."
"Well, he's charging us as if he is!"
That scene of Kristofferson reading everyone's names on the "death list" is like a whole two or three minutes long, from what I remember.
7 or 8 minutes, actually
"John Marston has to save Bonnie Mcfarlene from Bill Williamson's gang." Hilarious.
Good ol Walken, he brightens up any movie or show he appears in. No matter how dark grim things are.
Or how bad it is lol
The idea of Christopher Walken enjoying "The Family Circus" is without a doubt one of the funniest concepts ever
It should be gone further. "You know... I was watching Family Guy, the other day. And Peter... that fat tub of Marie Callender's pie... I saw him throw a collection of every Family Circus comic into a fire."
*very long pause*
"It hurt me. As I sat there... the show silent, blocked out from shock... *whisper* I could hear... *normal tone again* I could hear little Jeffy and Billy, screaming from the hellfire that consumed them. There was... no way... they could wander out of it, with their dotter lines. And so, I took the remote, and hid it up my ass. And I swore... I'd leave it in there, until the day comes... that Family Guy is cancelled.."
+Fairy Seraphim Brilliant!
“But I don’t like my train of thought being interrupted by bullsh*t”
That’s basically my recurring response to most things in life.
“When James Avrall walked into a gun store, bought some things, then left.”-True horror stories by Fat Grandma’s Past.
I guess im the only one who enjoys the cameos (whether pointless or not) ^^
I love them
No no.
Doo ba doo ba doo, 300 episooooodes!
RIP Michael Cimino (1939-2016)
RIP John Hurt (1940-2017)
Leaving Cameo Skips here for myself for the next time I watch this, feel free to use it if you just want to keep the flow going -
4:10 , 11:10 , 16:49 , 22:30 , 24:30 .
tyvm
I love the American Sniper still in Steve's background.
+dehteg Are you referring to the one where he is holding the extremely realistic looking baby?
Film Brain's hairline seems to be making a tactical withdrawal...all the way to Dunkirk
damn shame
OH MY GOD THAT FIRST CAMEO BIT WAS HILARIOUS!! "That cost us 100,000 dollars!" The accent pushed it over the top for me.
I liked this review. The cameo's are cute :D . (Film Brain doubly so.)
That is, without a doubt, the greatest intro of all time.
Steve reminds me so much of a Mexican blogger its weird, even the way he speaks and acts.
Wait its him, well that explains it. Pinche Yayo antes eras chevere.
3:01 That opening credit seems like something for a Rob Schneider movie.
5:04 A Red Dead Redemption reference. Snob, I love you for that.
NoMeRevientes!
The Whitetail Buck *really* sold the "bastard" part of Bastard Film Brain in this one!!
Always love the dynamic between you two - it's like the Snob finally has a nemesis of snark. ^-^
Christopher walken is so good that when he ate a gummy bear he still continued to talk
"The wound may or.. may not.. look like a swastika."
LMFAO
Christopher Walken bit is my favorite one of this part.
I could've done without the Tommy Wiseau cameo.
I love Fat Grandma.
This is easily one of my favorite films of all time, such an under appreciated gem. I loved your quip about Kubrick, so incredibly true. I look forward to the day people are able to overlook all the bad press this movie got an appreciate it for the masterpiece that it is.
The story has some problems: Jim tells Ella that he's leaving town and he says goodbye, then the next scene he's in his room drinking with JB. Then Ella and Nate talk about how they may or not see each other again and bid goodbye, then a couple of scenes later Nate barges into her cabin! Uh.....some better story structure needed here!
I played russian roulette and liked it so much i joined a tournament. FUCKING PRICELESS MAN. Good show
As usual, Linkara is the highlight with Fat Gramma.
wait, is that Yayo Gutierrez from IrreverenTV? what tha fuck did -i-jizz pants myself with that unexpected cameo, SAW
+Raya McLoud YUP
WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK!!!!!!
YayoGutierrez? que haces en este vídeo braa! jaja jamas creí verlo en uno de estos vídeos, hell yea moafuka
Eso me pregunto yo Jajajajaja
+JaraPunk Quien es él?
Es un Vloger de Mexico, en el video es el que es el supuesto Representante, pero si es muy famoso en Mexico.
These cameos reminded me of why I wish Brad would get the hell away from the Channel "Awesome" people. And take Todd and Lupa with you! They deserve better too. (the Walken impersonator was funny though)
I think Walken was Nostalgia Critic.
Alison hasn't been Lupa, nor has she been affiliated with Channel Awesome for almost a year.
+Kangaroosky Rob Walker did the voice, Doug did the hand motions. For whatever reason.
Tigercat919 One can hope. I don't the Walkers anymore and they have been taking their "idea" of comedy to really annoying points.
Are you sure Rob did the voice? That definitely sounded like Doug to me.
I have a copy of the old MGM/UA VHS and DVD of Cimino's Heaven's Gate Just picked up the Criterion restoration. Also have both hardcover and paperback versions of Steve Bach's Final Cut. But the Snob's concise, not at all indulgent, 3-part (!!!) look at Heaven's Gate takes the cake. Brilliant!
During filming everybody thought they were doing the western Gone With The Wind. But.... .uh......well........I don't think it worked out that way
The part right before he puts his head on the tracks, is main street of my hometown and it still looks like that pretty much.
Looks like they cut the scene where Kristofferson, Isabelle Huppert and Walken go on a boat ride and she ends up drowned. The audience would have wondered: What the hell was Christipher Walken doing there?!
A crossover between channel awesome and no me revientes crew, that would be epic.
I love Film Brain cameo in this one.
Kevin Pilgrim Gotta love that Bastard Film Brain.
Kevin Pilgrim I normally really don't like it, but it's not that bad this time.
Back in the day when Channel Awesome had more content-creators to do cameos in each other's videos.
Snob's credits should have credited: Fat Grandma As Herself
16:50 That was one of the most relatable moments ever!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snob, when are you going to review Paint Your Wagon?
Was Fat Grandma invented for the Disney Afternoon episode of the NC's, or did she exist prior to that? Either way, Linkara is certainly getting a damn good use out of that costume.
+RavynMad121 see SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT reviews.
Fat Grandma first showed up in Phelous' and Obscurus Lupa's The Time Machine (I found at a yard sale) episodes.
I want that ring tone.
OK seriously! Is there a rule in Channel Awesome that dictates than whenever a reviewer reachers a thundered-numbered review there HAS to be pointless-ass cameos from other reviewers?
+horaciosi Part 1 didn't have cameos, Part 2 did, and Part 3 was a mockumentary poking fun at Parts 1 and 2. The circle is complete =)
+horaciosi
Seriously, even if I like the people making a cameo in the review, I never really enjoy it as much as reviews without interruptions.
+horaciosi
I love cameo's. It's like another flavor of review mixed into my cinnamon snob. apparently he cant make everyone happy...
Rasnir
It really depends on the cameo for me. Some people, he works great with. Others just seem to kind of show up and bring the review to a grinding halt.
Either way, I much prefer a collab review than a cameo.
Just be glad he never did a review with Diamanda. That would have been awful. Those Phelous/Lupa collabs are bad enough
Did this want to be Gone with the Wind or something? LIke this director wanted to make a history masterpiece- something like it- but up north instead? Some weird wet dream, I dunno. I mean Gone with the Wind was about 4 hours or something...
But Gone with the Wind was based on a more concrete story, had more to deal with the Civil War, etc. not some small dispute most people haven't heard of.
Plus just the time distance between the two movies..But can you blame a director for wanting to make something like Gone with the Wind? Even now it's reception at its time is something to contend with.
fantastic...
I knew that Christopher arm looked familiar...
14:41 Fat Grandma's back! YAY!
+Denise Faraday Eat your pancakes, boy.
I don't know why but I don't find her funny.
+Kevin H. Pilgrim Same here, Either I'm missing some reference with her, or I just don't get it.
is she the one who got Linkara that Imaginext toy just lazily thrown in the background? I'm genuinely curious why he has it.
+MaxusFett It helps to have watched the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT reviews Snob did before this (where Fat Grandma tells Linkara the wonderful Christmas story of how the Snob had to review all of the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT movies and hated to be freeze framed)
For the love of god what ring tone is that. Its been stuck in my head
_Dance of the Knights_ from Romeo and Juliet
The difference is Kubrick made an ACTUALLY GOOD MOVIE!
Hey buddy
@14:43.
This is exactly what all the "Alien Museums" in Roswell New Mexico look and sound like.
5:30 Then again, Kubrick didn't go 3 times over-budget...
Died at 3:00 .
At least we know that the people who are trapped in study hall are ok
"Snob, shame on you...."
So which is better Slaver Brian or Basterd Fimbrain?
I totally zoned out between 14:42 & 16:46
Can someone remembers me of the name of the ringtone Classical Music Please
_Dance of the Knights_ from Romeo and Juliet
Not enough Christopher Walken!!
11:08 "Godamnit bastard Filmbrain!"😆
"Got style Jim"
Why?
Oh, Ming.
Yayo?!? WOAH.
Wtf is yayo Gutierrez doing in an snob video? ... well, that was actually a surprise cameo
he is a cinemma snob fanboy
Yikes, the cameos in this episode are so painful...
Is he dipping Jujubes in Nutella?
After watching dozens of reviews I've finally decided to watch this movie only to see where it will sit in my list of overrated classics. Will it lack more drive than the Godfather movies? Will it feature more emotionless characters than the new Dune? Will the music be more cheesy than in Once upon a time in America? Will it be more boring than the Deer Hunter (aside from the Vietnam scenes)? I'll find out soon.....
BRAD! Who's the dude that's cameoing with the accent? He talks like my friend from Spain.
the Christopher Walken impersonator?
+Aggelos Zorbas I think he's talking about Steve, the assistant producer.
SpeedyEric1 oh ok. I don't know the guy that plays Steve Guttenberg.
That's Yayo Gutiérrez, a Mexican vlogger. He's quite popular over here and I was very surprised to see him in this video lol
Has anyone here actually seen the infamous
2 hour 29 minute cut?
I kinda feel sorry for you, nothing's going right, :-( even tho you wrote it lol)... 0-o and why does he keep calling you Craig? lol, :-P
Wait, that's not Christopher Walken, that's Christopher Sitten! :O
Anyway, I don't hate cameos, but tbh this episode had too many of them and too long ones imo.
"Godzilla movies"😂😂😂
I'm going to be the first to say it: young Christopher Walken is pretty hot.
Loved his role in
SK's The Dead Zone 😊
6:40 - "Why not oming?"
Dude, why does that guy keep calling him Critic? His name is Snob!
+RavynMad121 He was calling him Craig, as in Craig Golightly, which according to The Cinema Snob Movie is The Snob's real name. In the movie, when he's in his Snob getup, he calls himself Vincent Dawn, which is one of the pseudonyms used by Italian director Bruno Mettai.
+SpeedyEric1 Thanks, I was wondering about that, too.
Ann Nee Your welcome.
why does linkara have an imaginext toy next to him?
Because he's a nerd. So back off, man. Besides, I'm sure it's an Imaginext Batmobile.
+noobmaster117 I'm part of a promotional thing with Power Rangers called the "Power Force," and part of that is that they send me random toys and crap on occasion, which for some reason they decided to send me Imaginext Power Rangers toys.
Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall I think they should send you the Imaginext Dino Megazord, 'cause that thing is HUGE!
SpeedyEric1 I used to do imaginext as a kid. Dragomont's castle was THE SHIT!
am i the only one who thinks Doug has really sexy hands?
lost my shit at 22:40
Wait - why don't people just like.... re-cut the movie so it's not stupid long? Wouldn't that be an easy fix so we could judge the film based on its merits without the pointless bits? Lots of films get resurrected post-theatrical run, even if they flop. Like that Coen Brothers documentary on Jeff Bridges, The big Lebowski. It did meh at the box office and the critics didn't know what to make of it - but now it's a fucking religion.
The Deer Hunter is extremely over rated, and was hyped due to its anti war message.
yayo
👏👏👏👍
what the fuck! where is your jacket
Sorry
this is not even a western its in the early 1900s
+Alex Trimm 1893 actually
Westerns can be in the 1900s. Hell, the "wild west" didn't really end until like 1911-1912.
I cannot understand a single word Brad's agent is saying.
To be contonderd
Why the rubbish opening banter? And there's more... There maybe reasons why different visual styles are used in related sequences. There appears no 'criticism' at all.
I wanted to enjoy your riffs on this 'masterpiece'. But honestly this was starting to sound as self-indulgent as the actual movie was. No offense...just saying. 🙄
Fat Grandma was more entertaining than the entire movie
Bravura film making - sadly sabotaged by those who'd prefer to watch Batman - the movie.
chi - MEE - no.
Love the ringtone!
Do you know where is it from? damn i can't remember -_-
+Tim Paiko It's Dance of the Knights from "Romeo and Juliet"
Thank you very much ^_^
+Tim Paiko or its from Caligula as well
Thank you :)
@14:43.
This is exactly what all the "Alien Museums" in Roswell New Mexico look and sound like.