Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight

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  • @MagentaCartherWrites
    @MagentaCartherWrites  3 роки тому +1066

    Holy shit, you guys! Just surpassed ONE MILLION VIEWS! Y’all are totally badass! 😍👊❤️🙌

    • @crxptic.t
      @crxptic.t 3 роки тому +6

      it’s very unusual you barely have any comments on this

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema 3 роки тому +1

      Y'all? Haha, I have a feeling someone is from Texas xD. Cogrqts

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 3 роки тому +2

      @@SubjectiveCinema Don't FUCK with Texas! D:<
      (not from Texas 😅)

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema 3 роки тому +3

      @@1337ofDiscreet1 I'm from Texas xD

    • @Chronically_JK
      @Chronically_JK 3 роки тому +1

      🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

  • @MVangelmx
    @MVangelmx 3 роки тому +6531

    "The patriarchy"
    "I hate the Patriots too"
    I'm on the floor, I love this man 😂😂

    • @soccerlube
      @soccerlube 3 роки тому +77

      Someone is salty about Tom Brady LOL

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 3 роки тому +111

      Most Americans after hearing that line: 👏👏👏👏

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 3 роки тому +51

      He hates the patriots too?
      He Should be a dlc for Metal Gear

    • @Will.Flavell
      @Will.Flavell 3 роки тому +89

      Typical American feminist women still complaining they are being oppressed

    • @biggestofthemall287
      @biggestofthemall287 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh8446 3 роки тому +8870

    The most hated character from 80's movies is now one of the most beloved character's of 21st century television. Too awesome!

    • @davidbanks8823
      @davidbanks8823 3 роки тому +44

      @AngloGirl85UK Such as Principal Ed Rooney on
      Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    • @SGK1206
      @SGK1206 3 роки тому +53

      @AngloGirl85UK Ye he was cuz he bullied daniel

    • @stormisboredgaming8801
      @stormisboredgaming8801 3 роки тому +186

      @@SGK1206 cough daniel the real bully cough

    • @jarlvincentpineda4622
      @jarlvincentpineda4622 3 роки тому +154

      @@stormisboredgaming8801 how? Johnny pushed him, taunted him, purposely tripped him, & kicked him, and Daniel only retaliated after he got knocked down. How was Daniel being a bully? "hE tRiEd to StEal Ali" No, he didn't, they broke up, and he didn't know that they dated. "ThE wAtEr hOsE" it was just a harmless prank, it's not like he constantly beats the shit out of Johnny. Even though I love Johnny he's still an asshole in KK1.

    • @mrskenobi67764
      @mrskenobi67764 3 роки тому +37

      Nah he’s the most hottest 😍

  • @JTB33b
    @JTB33b 3 роки тому +2424

    What makes him so hilarious is he is not trying to insult them. He is just giving his honest opinion. This is how they are able to make him likeable despite all the insults, Because he doesn't know he is insulting them. In his mind he is just having a regular conversation.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 роки тому +25

      😁👍🏼

    • @johnpark7972
      @johnpark7972 2 роки тому

      He sounds like a Marine drill instructor in that having to hear harsh words from him it trains you to be mentally resilient and not get so weak over an insult

    • @KracklinDark
      @KracklinDark 2 роки тому +52

      The world would be so much more ordered if people just spoke like him. Like I get that the truth can be harsh sometimes but I don't think that beats out the clarity saying the truth gives.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 2 роки тому +8

      @@KracklinDark truth is ONLY HARSH, never good, if truth is ever good its a lie, because reason people lie is to turn good thing into bad one.
      But people these days are too sensitive, and its speaks for itself.

    • @tjp2109
      @tjp2109 2 роки тому +14

      Well it's a generational thing. The characters are only a few yrs older than me and this is literally how we talked growing up. Lawrence's lines are 'normal' by my generation. We've been tampered down by wokism.

  • @Jae..9..
    @Jae..9.. 3 роки тому +5031

    I love how he’s still stuck in the 80’s. The flashbacks to his glory days, the 80’s rock, even his slang is still 80’s. Nerd, hot babes, boom box, dork, pansie, etc. lol

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 3 роки тому +45

      Fr lmaooo

    • @marcosc9130
      @marcosc9130 3 роки тому +294

      To be fair nerd and babes are still going to this day.

    • @reijiminato8762
      @reijiminato8762 3 роки тому +87

      Don't forget Iron Eagle!

    • @habkeinnamengefund
      @habkeinnamengefund 3 роки тому +158

      Unsucessful people get Stuck in their past pretty easy

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 3 роки тому +26

      @@habkeinnamengefund facts. Story of my life. But working on it 🙏🙏

  • @the-ironclad
    @the-ironclad 3 роки тому +5978

    Sensei, I have COVID-
    Johnny: QUIET

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 3 роки тому +563

      Johnny: “I don’t know what the hell that is, but get rid of it.”

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 роки тому +266

      The next day, it'll be cured. The healing powers of Johnny Lawrence is godlike.

    • @waterman1924
      @waterman1924 3 роки тому +69

      That's actually funny

    • @smackinbaits6693
      @smackinbaits6693 3 роки тому +128

      I don't know what Covid is but leave that outside of the Dojo!

    • @EpicDubTime23
      @EpicDubTime23 3 роки тому +160

      "I have coronavirus."
      Johnny: "You shouldn't be drinking Corona in the first place, here's some Coors Banquet."

  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice 3 роки тому +4440

    The world needs more Johnny Lawrences

    • @jaobidan2358
      @jaobidan2358 3 роки тому +104

      If Trump grew up in the 80s, he'd be Johnny Lawrence.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 3 роки тому +22

      Agreed. Luv your videos.

    • @huenhuan2103
      @huenhuan2103 3 роки тому +58

      There are more Johnny Lawrences. They've been cancelled and censored by all these PC morons. Whether people like to admit or not, the past Head Orange man was a Johnny Lawrence type with the mean tweets and political incorrectness. People need to ponder that when they're celebrating Johnny.......

    • @FirstLast-dm7hv
      @FirstLast-dm7hv 3 роки тому +22

      Johnny Lawrence meets Brian Stelter in an alley...

    • @firefalcon100
      @firefalcon100 3 роки тому +6

      what you mean men with a pair? yup i agree

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 3 роки тому +18966

    Miguel's asthma never became an issue after Johnny told him to stop having asthma. Doctors hate him.

    • @everybodysMaster1
      @everybodysMaster1 3 роки тому +3118

      Doctors didn't think Miguel would walk again! Johnny told him to walk. We need johnny at the make a wish foundation.

    • @khalilbrandyburg2038
      @khalilbrandyburg2038 3 роки тому +1284

      Johnny needs to fight covid

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 3 роки тому +1442

      Hawk also got off the spectrum

    • @jonathankopf8330
      @jonathankopf8330 3 роки тому +160

      @@Xenovation3334 Lmao

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 3 роки тому +250

      Johnny is a god

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 3 роки тому +11426

    In the 80s you loved Larusso. Now we all love Johnny Lawrence.

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 3 роки тому +87

      Yeah

    • @john9409
      @john9409 3 роки тому +661

      If you rewatch the film, you'll like Johnny more again :)
      I remember i watched them all before starting cobra kai incase of old references I may have forgotten and realised Daniel wouldn't have half the trouble if he didn't keep trying to start a fight

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 роки тому +173

      @@john9409 Daniel says they kept beating him every now and then before Halloween and it was Johnny who started the fight

    • @anugranmathimugan2778
      @anugranmathimugan2778 3 роки тому +90

      Nah always loved JL

    • @ghg.14
      @ghg.14 3 роки тому +81

      @@ericstorm6582 no it was Daniel he was putting the water on him

  • @Camslam_
    @Camslam_ 3 роки тому +603

    I wanna see Johnny Lawrence vs Gordon Ramsay
    Gordon: FUCK OFF
    Johnny: QUIET

  • @snyper105
    @snyper105 3 роки тому +1773

    Johnny Lawrence discovering the internet was hands down the best moment in the entire show.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣💯 I loved it 🙌

    • @bhargavram4027
      @bhargavram4027 2 роки тому +31

      I agree bro. Loved that part. Especially the first thing he did when he found the internet is omg 😂 😂 😂

    • @Yurihyuga766
      @Yurihyuga766 2 роки тому +18

      Ohh man and he’s using an old school windows

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 роки тому +8

      @@Yurihyuga766 Windows XP 😁

    • @John-xr9ry
      @John-xr9ry 2 роки тому

      💯

  • @DRAGONOFTHEWEST
    @DRAGONOFTHEWEST 3 роки тому +3729

    Doctor: "you can't insult the sickness out of someone"
    Johnny: "QUIET!"

    • @omaryasin7326
      @omaryasin7326 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @omaryasin7326
      @omaryasin7326 3 роки тому +30

      We don’t do that in our dojo

    • @ej830
      @ej830 3 роки тому +22

      *smacks inhaler away and into the wall*

    • @zoi1194
      @zoi1194 3 роки тому +5

      @@ej830 not anymore

    • @DoubleDee382
      @DoubleDee382 3 роки тому +1

      QWYET!!!

  • @eshaansimha3625
    @eshaansimha3625 3 роки тому +1172

    “Are you losers?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you nerds?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you sure?
    “NO SENSEI”
    Johnny:🤦

  • @jay_sun2088
    @jay_sun2088 3 роки тому +3627

    He’s my favorite character in Cobra Kai. He has the funniest moments. “She lives in Colorado so it probably takes awhile.”

    • @echobird115
      @echobird115 3 роки тому +21

      Ha ha ha ha ha 😂🤣

    • @ch1cken_tenderz829
      @ch1cken_tenderz829 3 роки тому +98

      And “I always assumed Ali was so hot she could avoid work” and when Daniel showed him her husband he said “what does this asshole look like, oh he looks like such a tool look at that asshoel face”

    • @maxwellbaker3951
      @maxwellbaker3951 3 роки тому +5

      Yea, Facebook messages take forever these days

    • @cavemanjay
      @cavemanjay 3 роки тому +16

      "send it to the internet" was the one for me.

    • @robert04872
      @robert04872 3 роки тому +19

      @@cavemanjay Put one of those hashbrowns on it like hashbrown Cobra Kai.

  • @BAaKeD15
    @BAaKeD15 3 роки тому +3153

    Anyone realize that Johnny actually cured Miguel’s asthma 😂😂😂 I mean you never see him have a problem again haha.

    • @juliusman104
      @juliusman104 3 роки тому +434

      He also got hawk off the spectrum

    • @userjlj
      @userjlj 3 роки тому +416

      and got miguel to walk again.. the guy's a miracle worker..

    • @ibnmianal-buna3176
      @ibnmianal-buna3176 3 роки тому +88

      A true doctor!

    • @00ghostcobra
      @00ghostcobra 3 роки тому +79

      @@juliusman104 No. Hawk is still on the spectrum.. He just deals with it a little better now. There is still something wrong with him though.

    • @Tisply25
      @Tisply25 3 роки тому +127

      @@00ghostcobra Doctors told him that he COULD be on the spectrum, not that he is on the spectrum. They told him that based off a certain observation, not an actual test.

  • @PsychoMetalKid
    @PsychoMetalKid 3 роки тому +1721

    "Sensei, I can't come into class today, I have coronavirus"
    "Yeah no shit, drinking coronas will definitely give you bunch of viruses, idiot!"

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 2 роки тому +83

      Bro Johnny is a fucking mood

    • @ИорданЙео
      @ИорданЙео 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah real man drinks coors!

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 2 роки тому

      Johnny wouldn't say that though, because drinking corona doesn't give you viruses, so...
      Asspulled comment.

    • @kingades1013
      @kingades1013 2 роки тому +11

      @@dvda9725 You misunderstood everything...
      Go to the clip of Johnny replying to the lesbian girl that talks about being gender fluid and then you'll understand why they made this comment

    • @George_D.10
      @George_D.10 2 роки тому +5

      @@dvda9725 Quiet!

  • @DennisEspiritu
    @DennisEspiritu 3 роки тому +2045

    Johnny: "Nice shirt"
    Kid: "Thanks"
    Johnny: "I'm joking, it sucks"

  • @samzheng5803
    @samzheng5803 3 роки тому +4086

    "the doctor said that I could be on the spectrum."
    "I dunno what that is, but get off it pronto."

    • @artortega7230
      @artortega7230 3 роки тому +212

      That's my favorite part of the entire series.

    • @YChromosome99
      @YChromosome99 3 роки тому +10

      😂

    • @ForearmsPlug
      @ForearmsPlug 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 3 роки тому +148

      notice how it worked too, he comes back the next day acting completely differenr

    • @machinegun9039
      @machinegun9039 3 роки тому +6

      What does that mean? Can you explain.

  • @Lite727
    @Lite727 3 роки тому +596

    Hawk truly owes Johnny a great deal because he was the first person to ever truly push him and break through to him by telling him the worlds not gonna feel bad for you because of just they way you were born. “Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything. He seriously pushed him and made him embrace his weakness rather than curl up and constantly take out self pitty.

    • @dolph41taylor57
      @dolph41taylor57 2 роки тому +57

      Give credit to Hawk too, he could’ve easily continued to be an insecure loser after Johnny insulted him, but instead decided enough was enough and flipped the script

    • @phoenixdaronco9540
      @phoenixdaronco9540 2 роки тому +10

      To be fair, I think it's a good thing to feel sympathy for people like Hawk because if humans were made to love and respect each other, everyone should feel included; even people who were born a certain way like Hawk. We are all humans, and we all have unique, similar struggles that we're dealing with. Personally, I feel bad for Hawk, and I loved seeing him grow throughout the series. It's about time someone said this.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 2 роки тому +8

      "“Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything"
      This was never the argument. The argument is: nobody should get bullied, period. Who is this made-up person who believes they are the "exception" to bullying? I've never met a bullying victim who thought "bullying is ok except for me". I've seen BULLIES who think that way, never bullying victims. And I guess that tracks because a lot of the stuff Hawk did when he became a bully was no better than the shit people were doing to him. A lot of it was worse.

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 2 роки тому +5

      @@franklinbadge1215 Just because no one *should* get bullied, which is a well established mentality mind you, doesnt mean it still doesnt happen.
      Theres plenty of people out there who'll never cease preaching about body positivity, yet ridicule someone over a beer belly. Why? They'll just make up excuses in their heads to justify it. "Douche deserved it".
      Your idealism doesnt and likely never will hold up to the real world. Thats why its so important for *everyone* to know how to deal with it.

    • @ReflectionOfPerfection
      @ReflectionOfPerfection 5 днів тому

      And then he became the bully

  • @mexicancat13
    @mexicancat13 3 роки тому +885

    Can we all appreciate how Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma by telling him to stop having it?

    • @LatinGiudo817
      @LatinGiudo817 3 роки тому +80

      And now we can add Miguel's paralysis. Johnny might be the *real* cure for Covid...

    • @madarauchiha2953
      @madarauchiha2953 2 роки тому +34

      dude became jesus. he cured Asthma and Paralysis, just by telling him to stop having it. we need the 3rd Testament 😂

    • @somethingthing9634
      @somethingthing9634 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @crossface904
      @crossface904 2 роки тому +2

      And cured his not being able to use his legs by telling him to move his legs

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 2 роки тому +11

      He also got Hawk off the spectrum.
      He should be a televangelist. "What are you doing in a wheelchair? There are no cripples in Cobra Kai. Now get up and walk."

  • @HandheldGamingHQ
    @HandheldGamingHQ 3 роки тому +3676

    Johnny Lawrence is the only Netflix character that gets a modern day political correctness pass

    • @captaingenius-o1c
      @captaingenius-o1c 3 роки тому +274

      My guess is because Will Smith is one of the producers, so WILL can get away with it... Johnny's character is the MAIN reason why this show is watchable.....

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 3 роки тому +348

      His replies to it are also actually hilarious like instead of just being an ass his character feels like actual ignorance and not just intentionally being mean...if that makes sense

    • @SladetheBlade..
      @SladetheBlade.. 3 роки тому +143

      @@kennyb1588 he’s just a serious product of the 80s and is still a jock at heart lol

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 3 роки тому +34

      @@SladetheBlade.. I love it though! Even tho I guess you could me describe as someone whose into pc culture I love when people can effectively make fun of it and he’s one of the only examples where it’s actually funny if that makes sense like I watch a lot of family guy but the jokes they make about pc culture just make me roll my eyes like I wish they were offensive sometimes so I could actually have an emotion towards them other then annoyance 😂😂

    • @sirmatatyahu1261
      @sirmatatyahu1261 3 роки тому +39

      He doesn't get one he just doesn't give a shit

  • @Eternal_Trust
    @Eternal_Trust 3 роки тому +313

    We all loved Daniel Larusso but no one will ever beat Johnny Lawrence’s humor 😂

  • @johnrigs6540
    @johnrigs6540 3 роки тому +2139

    His 1980s political incorrectness is one of the best parts of the whole series!

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 роки тому +271

      He's not politically correct, and he's not political incorrect and I love it. Basically he doesn't care about politics and will insult you regardless of left or right and it's both awesome and hilarious.

    • @MrTimjm009
      @MrTimjm009 3 роки тому +26

      I grew up in the 70s and 80s so I relate .

    • @somedude7892
      @somedude7892 3 роки тому +83

      @@derrickhaggard It's his sheer apathy about what people think that makes him funny. He sticks to what he believes in, which makes it super funny.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 3 роки тому +6

      @@derrickhaggard You don't know what politically incorrect means

    • @josephgledhill7046
      @josephgledhill7046 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrTimjm009 lucky

  • @C10-n1x
    @C10-n1x 4 роки тому +7225

    You forgot the part when Johnny met Miguel and he said, “great, more immigrants”

    • @Art-sk4wb
      @Art-sk4wb 3 роки тому +961

      @Barrett Bradley funny as fuck, that line alone made me want to watch more

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 роки тому +94

      You say that's racist insults towards as a swear word but, jobs are going where they shouldn't.
      Also : I was suffering from an extensive tooth problem which stopped me from sleeping properly and the receptionist didn't give a flying hoot even over the holidays period.
      so I had to go to a totally different dentist appointment in a totally different dental clinic I paid almost 500 bucks to pull that tooth out including x ray bills.
      When they finally gave me an appointment almost 6 months later there were people who are fresh to the country.
      It is kinda racist but, also remember : they should treat people fairly at the same time

    • @DrRifatChowdhury
      @DrRifatChowdhury 3 роки тому +198

      @@greatest_bumble_bee_dude you made no sense

    • @DrRifatChowdhury
      @DrRifatChowdhury 3 роки тому +138

      @Kristoff Bjorgman Whats wrong with immigrants voting?

    • @DrRifatChowdhury
      @DrRifatChowdhury 3 роки тому +222

      @Kristoff Bjorgman so you're covering your white supremacy with political sides. Try harder next time.

  • @ishaanarunabh5863
    @ishaanarunabh5863 3 роки тому +307

    The amount of character development Johnny went through is amazing

  • @f20zlk2000
    @f20zlk2000 3 роки тому +1685

    WIlliam Zabka so deserves an award for his role as Johnny. I hope he gets one. Now that it's on Netflix, there is a better chance for this show and amazing cast to be nominated...

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 3 роки тому +114

      The episode where he reunites with his fellow (former) bullies because of Tommy dying (who died in real life as well) brought tears to my eyes. We find out they all (aside from Dutch) are now good men, with morals, who seen the error of their ways (probably after seeing Kreese threatening and beating on everyone and choking Johnny) and Tommy tells Johnny that he can do anything he wants because he has the most important thing...time. Tommy dies that night, happy and peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loving friends on a fun camping trip. That part really got me choked up. It elevated this series in ways I never expected.

    • @3P1C_G4M3R5
      @3P1C_G4M3R5 3 роки тому +1

      @@flightofthebumblebee9529 ok cool but who asked

    • @RayW....
      @RayW.... 3 роки тому +2

      Nah...hes not PC

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 роки тому +22

      @@3P1C_G4M3R5 he was giving an example of reasons the show could be nominated like the OP was saying.. who asked for your dickhead remark?

    • @JerBearshiesty
      @JerBearshiesty 3 роки тому +3

      Not just an actor he is johnny

  • @casthedemon
    @casthedemon 3 роки тому +605

    "The doctor said I might be on the spectrum."
    "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto."
    😂😂 We need more Johnnies in the world lmao.

  • @dhhshd973
    @dhhshd973 2 роки тому +144

    The fact demetri stood up to sensei for eli shows how much of a good friend he is

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 3 роки тому +733

    Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) is the heart of this show. The best laughs, tears, drama just comes to life when he’s on screen.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +10

      It's almost like he's a main character.

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 2 роки тому +19

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Being a main character doesn't make them the best part of something. The newest Star Wars trilogy being a great example.

    • @asapxmanifest5326
      @asapxmanifest5326 2 роки тому +1

      @@lazwit5513 well he is

    • @RichDasix
      @RichDasix 2 роки тому

      Back then I didn't realise, but he was so great in HIMYM too!

    • @Ihavehadmanynames7779
      @Ihavehadmanynames7779 2 роки тому +1

      I’m someone who didn’t care to watch this series because I thought it would be silly and boring. 30 seconds in and holy shit I’m addicted

  • @koko87371
    @koko87371 3 роки тому +2351

    “Leave your asthma your peanut allergies and all that other made up bullshit outside is that understood?!”
    I’m dead😂😂😂😂

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 роки тому +37

      I’m part blind, and have extremely limited vision in my right eye, that’s not made up. Lol

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 роки тому +199

      @@feazeldagamer2247 QUIET

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 роки тому +109

      @@stephengrigg5988 *Goes stiff* YES SENSEI?!

    • @jjgb192485
      @jjgb192485 3 роки тому +4

      And so he did it

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 роки тому +10

      @Blue guy I also got a gluten allergy too, also high functioning autism, asthma, thyroid (Hashimodos), & Epstein Barr Virus on top of being part blind.

  • @jameslough6329
    @jameslough6329 2 роки тому +326

    Johnny: I didn’t call her a bitch I said she was bitch’n at me!
    Also Johnny: You’re firing me because of that bitch!
    😂 this show is gold! Pure, priceless gold!

    • @johnny5805
      @johnny5805 2 роки тому +1

      Even you writing it down makes me laugh out loud ! 😄

    • @rnathanielryaan2034
      @rnathanielryaan2034 Рік тому +1

      he's so real

    • @HM-zd5qk
      @HM-zd5qk 10 місяців тому

      That was one of my favorite parts of the show!!😅

    • @CourtneyLachiver
      @CourtneyLachiver 2 місяці тому

      I love this show.

  • @danesonger2913
    @danesonger2913 3 роки тому +761

    Miguel: I have asthma
    Johnny: NOT ANYMORE
    Miguel: *never has asthma ever again*
    Doctors: I guess I'll die

    • @Skindrift
      @Skindrift 3 роки тому +10

      I did that as a kid. Threw my inhaler away.

    • @Matoxina
      @Matoxina 3 роки тому +36

      Miguel's asthma: undestandable sir i'll cease to exist

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 3 роки тому +3

      Bas Rutten used to have asthma and allergis until he met Johnny

    • @SuperRedrum123
      @SuperRedrum123 3 роки тому

      Read up how Teddy Roosevelt delt with Asthma pretty interesting story

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 роки тому +1

      na docs are fine they can deal with apples they can deal with johnny.

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому +1738

    We need Johnny to tell COVID to go away. His methods seems to work.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому +2

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student lol no idea! It happens sometimes! I find out from someone like you that my comment got a bunch of likes because people comment a month later. And Johnny is an amazing doctor.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому +1

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student it’s 1:42 am where I am

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student yea of course! :)

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student haha was not as bad as slapping myself 10,000 times

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 3 роки тому +1

      Mhm

  • @BrockLanders
    @BrockLanders 3 роки тому +1852

    Johnny is a breath of fresh air in an environment polluted by woke political correctness.

    • @sirclassicalhou3650
      @sirclassicalhou3650 2 роки тому +118

      Yeah, I agree. He’s just so entertaining and I love how he doesn’t give a crap about wokeness.

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell 2 роки тому +83

      I strive to be like that, minus the alcoholism.

    • @anthonypellico2235
      @anthonypellico2235 2 роки тому +26

      @@ATruckCampbell It's a good way to be

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 2 роки тому +4

      Big nuts, drink more beer.

    • @don_hato
      @don_hato 2 роки тому +49

      When someone start saying woke bs, i will simply say QUIET!!!!

  • @eldiablo5251
    @eldiablo5251 3 роки тому +507

    "Oh that's just an illegal I picked up this morning, he's helpin me set up"
    LMAO

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 3 роки тому +30

      I'm praying to God that the sjws don't find this show and cancel it

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 3 роки тому +5

      @@aw_1890 what does sjw stand for I know they’re the people that cancel shit for no reason but idk what sjw stands for

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 3 роки тому +7

      @@Lust767 social justice warriors

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 роки тому +35

      I'm mexican, and that cracked me up hahahahahaha

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix 3 роки тому +1

      Johnny is still the bully 😂

  • @aydenh9947
    @aydenh9947 3 роки тому +1773

    Miguel: Sensai I’m paralyzed Johnny: *throws Wheelchair* Not anymore!

  • @colinnaylor1900
    @colinnaylor1900 3 роки тому +143

    Johnny Lawrence: Most underrated, bad-ass, anti-hero for this decade!

  • @christoscholevas
    @christoscholevas 3 роки тому +910

    Never imagined that the "bad guy" from karate kid 1, would become one of the greatest characters ever! Great stuff!

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +1

      "ever" might be a bit much

    • @alainwalker5177
      @alainwalker5177 2 роки тому +3

      He’s a good character, but you’re exaggerating quite a bit

    • @AmericanGadfly
      @AmericanGadfly 2 роки тому +2

      He was awesome then too. He didnt want to sweep the leg, he congratulated daniel, and some of his anger towards daniel was justified. (Talking about in original movie)

    • @Babymonk32
      @Babymonk32 2 роки тому +4

      The bad guy was Kreese not Johnny

  • @Kevinyoutube6096
    @Kevinyoutube6096 3 роки тому +974

    In the 80s people could relate to Daniel, now we relate to Johny.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 роки тому +73

      I definitely relate to Johnny in the fact I don't really give a crap about politics and think both sides are dumbasses.

    • @SN2903
      @SN2903 3 роки тому +27

      I always thought LaRusso was a jerk. Miyagi felt bad for him

    • @jamingrythm584
      @jamingrythm584 3 роки тому +19

      I still relate to Daniel. The whole point of the show is to relate to both.

    • @Milltao3
      @Milltao3 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamingrythm584 I only relate to Johnny and his son

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamingrythm584
      I root for Daniel more

  • @PistonHonda87
    @PistonHonda87 2 роки тому +84

    The world needs Johnny’s attitude more than ever right now.

  • @jadetteom
    @jadetteom 3 роки тому +695

    Johnny: gives inspiring speech in school
    Also Johnny: immediately knocks books out of a kids' hands

    • @bellathefe11a
      @bellathefe11a 3 роки тому +73

      Sorry old habit

    • @Randoman
      @Randoman 3 роки тому +24

      He apologized

    • @theogssj6paths114
      @theogssj6paths114 3 роки тому +15

      That was a force of habit, he apologized after

    • @MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds
      @MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds 2 роки тому +4

      @@theogssj6paths114 He is a Jerk,but with a Heart of Gold.

    • @kissme1518
      @kissme1518 2 роки тому +1

      Johnny: Don't pick that up beat me up!
      True lesson

  • @Boricua3lions1985
    @Boricua3lions1985 4 роки тому +3423

    Love this. William Zabka should host Saturday night live.

    • @KenzieRetro
      @KenzieRetro 3 роки тому +73

      Definitely wouldn't mind that

    • @Boricua3lions1985
      @Boricua3lions1985 3 роки тому +99

      @@KenzieRetro honestly I'd like to see him as Johnny Lawrence in a Black Jeopardy sketch.

    • @raffalopez
      @raffalopez 3 роки тому +40

      Johnny hate woke and sjw. Pro Trump.

    • @a.schottinthedark57
      @a.schottinthedark57 3 роки тому +63

      He’s too good for SNL.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 роки тому +57

      @@raffalopez Get your bullshit politics out of this purity.

  • @victorstaropoli5286
    @victorstaropoli5286 Рік тому +33

    Johnny Lawrence, the only one who insults people without being pathetic

  • @pitster
    @pitster 3 роки тому +271

    He was born to play that role.

  • @brunoronchetti718
    @brunoronchetti718 3 роки тому +293

    Man: “you a customer here?”
    Johnny: “Oh no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning” 😂😂😂😂

  • @rasheedlee1
    @rasheedlee1 2 роки тому +33

    "ARE YOU NERDS"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    "ARE YOU SURE"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KobraProductions1
    @KobraProductions1 3 роки тому +1899

    Make "Johny lawrence saying QUIET for X minutes straight"

    • @MagentaCartherWrites
      @MagentaCartherWrites  3 роки тому +156

      It would be short, but GLORIOUS! 😂😂

    • @Arek152
      @Arek152 3 роки тому +64

      @@MagentaCartherWrites And at the end of that Miguel saying "QUIET!" on Johny from s3.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 роки тому +6

      @@Arek152 Was about to say this. That was an epic moment

    • @wynnchester8358
      @wynnchester8358 3 роки тому

      @@akmal94ibrahim ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @jasonmarshall4522
      @jasonmarshall4522 3 роки тому +2

      @@MagentaCartherWrites Fr please do this🙏

  • @diyaramakrishnan8597
    @diyaramakrishnan8597 3 роки тому +776

    “Yeah I hate the patriots too” I WAS DYINGGGG.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 роки тому +41

      That's what makes Johnny likeable he'll insult anyone he thinks deserves one regardless of political affiliation.

    • @diyaramakrishnan8597
      @diyaramakrishnan8597 3 роки тому +31

      @Sixgorillionshekelswindler Shlomo Yep. One of the women he was talking to said something about
      taking down the patriarchy, and since johnny lawrence is so politically unaware he heard “the patriots” (as in the football team.)

  • @platinumpeyton
    @platinumpeyton 3 роки тому +152

    Him legitimately not knowing how to act in a modern day society is hilarious

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 Рік тому

      Why would anyone want to act in a modern day society with a bunch of assholes?

    • @ReflectionOfPerfection
      @ReflectionOfPerfection 5 днів тому

      There's all these memes and internet discussions about what would happen if 80s bullies were to be in modern day society....all they have to do is watch Cobra Kai

  • @connoredwards4315
    @connoredwards4315 3 роки тому +1936

    You forgot the one where Johnny is on the phone and goes "Yea we teach both boys and girls.... Gender what ?... Hey is this a prank call!?"

  • @christophermeyers
    @christophermeyers 4 роки тому +573

    Students from my dojo said I should have gotten an Apple, you sold me a lemon.

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 2 роки тому +26

    Johnny getting on the internet is like a caveman discovering fire

  • @monkemonke8454
    @monkemonke8454 3 роки тому +927

    I like this show because there is no “good guys” and “bad guys”. I like it because it’s a two sided show

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 роки тому +57

      Technically the only villain is Kreese, and Silver if the rumor about Silver showing up next season as a 2nd leading villain is true.

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah, neither Johny or Daniel are bad people. I really like that.

    • @JesseCuster
      @JesseCuster 3 роки тому +20

      Martin Scorsese once said he hates it when movies tell you what to think, and I 100% agree.
      In Wolf of Wall Street (the movie he was referencing) the audience is never told "Hey, what these people are doing is BAD mmmkay?" Their behavior is just shown. Same with these characters. I don't like it when characters are just plain evil for the sake of being evil.

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 3 роки тому +1

      @@derrickhaggard you sir are right

    • @JD-jz5gu
      @JD-jz5gu 3 роки тому +2

      @@JesseCuster mmmkay

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad 3 роки тому +188

    The HERO we need in 2021

  • @fatyoshi3097
    @fatyoshi3097 3 роки тому +71

    "my student recommend me a apple, you sold me a lemon."
    My favorite line from Cobra Kai

  • @josephflores9078
    @josephflores9078 3 роки тому +302

    Johnny Lawrence is the ultimate badass bully. If I was bullied I would want him to be the guy.

    • @impalalover8030
      @impalalover8030 3 роки тому +59

      At least Johnny had respect and honor. Kids today are cowards who hide behind screens.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 3 роки тому +21

      @@kaituminaro6648 he said honor, talking behind someone's back is pussy shit, even if it's an effective way to be a bully. Johnny point is he had honor and said shit to peoples faces and was ready to deal with the consequences, ie have a fight

    • @dominickcantu9986
      @dominickcantu9986 3 роки тому +6

      @@kaituminaro6648 yeah it is. If you're hiding behind a screen just to say something about someone you're a coward. Military strategy is far different from being a internet troll or just being a dick. There's no honor in saying you'll kick someone's ass while sitting on your couch hiding behind a screen.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 3 роки тому +1

      @@kaituminaro6648 I was talking about what Johnny said to aisha. And just because something is smart doesn't mean it's not cowardly, not being caught because you're a cyber bully vs. An in your face bully, means you're too weak to come say it to thleir face so you hide anonymously. Look what happened to that blonde girl the moment she was up in aisha's face

    • @RespecTheLevYT
      @RespecTheLevYT 3 роки тому +2

      @@impalalover8030 exactly, I'm a kid and I agree. But I guess at my school bullying is non existent. If I'd get in a fight with someone my age I would just hit them with speed and sheer strength. I play football, I love the physical side of the sport, I love abusing my speed and training my arm muscles. I did have asthma at 7 yrs old, but because of my pace and aggression I put into every session/game I grew out of it at 12 years old.
      (Idk why but I decided to tell about my sportive side).
      And btw technology and games ruined basically the fighting/strength instinct of children overall. Which is kinda sad to be honest.
      The lack of athleticism/stamina in my grade only (I'm 14 btw ) is terrible. My fellow students start drowning in sweat after 10 minutes of general jogging. What a shit generation this is.

  • @sammylopez151
    @sammylopez151 3 роки тому +259

    "There are no girls in Cobra Kai for the same reason there aren't women in the army. It doesn't make sense"

  • @kevincopeland5044
    @kevincopeland5044 3 роки тому +117

    I hated johnny as a kid when I watched the movie, but as an adult, Johnny is very relatable, and fucking awesome 👍

  • @facehunter504
    @facehunter504 3 роки тому +287

    Put one of those hash browns on it and SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!!!

    • @bellathefe11a
      @bellathefe11a 3 роки тому

      XD my favoritepart

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 3 роки тому +6

      That whole dialogue with the hashbrowns and having the rights to Thunderstuck ("the tape is in the car") made me spit out my drink... such a legend...

  • @AbdulHadi-nx9mt
    @AbdulHadi-nx9mt 3 роки тому +348

    "holy shit we got a room full of flinchers"
    "YES SENSAI!!"

  • @therealfilmnerd
    @therealfilmnerd 2 роки тому +51

    Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma and his legs, he’s a great doctor, lol

  • @jt-ff3yx
    @jt-ff3yx 3 роки тому +601

    Johnny Lawrence is Gen X personified, sandwiched between the Boomer-led establishment and the new normal built around Millenials and Gen Z. Whenever I want my kids to know what it was like growing up in the 1980s, I just show them Johnny Lawrence.

    • @ejej_shej7958
      @ejej_shej7958 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @jt-ff3yx
      @jt-ff3yx 3 роки тому +56

      @Ty Browne there are tough guys, sissies, and everything in between in every generation, that's not the point. My point was that there is generational symbolism in the character. To the older generation, Johnny is stubborn, disrespectful, irreverent, and uncooperative. To the younger generation, he is brash, out of touch, and embarrassing. But, to fellow Gen Xers, he represents the frustrations of coping with both the inflexible traditions and the highly disruptive changes swirling around us. So, while I or other Gen Xers may not be as hard as Johnny Lawrence (a fictional character, of course), we can identify with him and his style, preferences, frustrations, fears, and views on life, based on growing up in a similar social context.

    • @tcschenks
      @tcschenks 3 роки тому +3

      @Ty Browne That’s because Generation X was raised by women. Didn’t you see Fight Club?

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 3 роки тому +2

      Hear, hear from a fellow Generation Xer.

    • @antonioborriello5287
      @antonioborriello5287 3 роки тому +7

      I am Generation X personified. I was in my early teens in the mid to late 80s, just enough to say I lived through and have all my happy times in thatbdecade, then old enough to enjoy "growing up" in the nineties.
      Ironically, i owned and operated my own martial arts school from 1995-2010. God I miss it!!
      I couldnt believe how much i resonated with Johnny and everyrhing he was going through when we were introduced to him again in the fist season.
      I believe this show was created to have our generation reminisce about the film and thoae times, but also to have us, now mostly parents, introduce our kids to what it as like then and to try to have them experience the same excitement of this film series as we had.
      It really is a great story, still relative for todays youth. Great writing to capture the essence of yesteryear and of its passing, coupled with the reality of todays society.......excluding any kind of "karate gangs" and all out high school martial art fights to the death..lol.
      Love it!! Hope its success continues!!! I would like to Kreese, Silver and Mike Barnes do battle against Larusso, Lawrence and......fly Chozen in to assist!!!

  • @antonioforlife
    @antonioforlife 3 роки тому +92

    I’m just glad they don’t censor this show from doing this. Because this is hilarious

  • @masx4813
    @masx4813 2 роки тому +50

    Miguel : "Sensei, I got covid"
    Johnny : *Throws out Ventilator
    also Johnny : *NOT ANYMORE*

    • @tintinfan007
      @tintinfan007 Рік тому

      Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nighlocktheawesome00
    @Nighlocktheawesome00 3 роки тому +165

    Cobra Kai taught me that dating apps should never be trusted.

  • @kmfiz
    @kmfiz 3 роки тому +118

    They did a really good job with this show and Johnny‘s character.

  • @agoogleuser1035
    @agoogleuser1035 3 місяці тому +5

    I’d write in Johnny Lawrence for President.
    Campaign slogan: “QUIET!”

  • @BlueGuy179
    @BlueGuy179 3 роки тому +392

    How to heal asthma: 0:56

    • @kryz_annyourlocalchillguy7505
      @kryz_annyourlocalchillguy7505 3 роки тому +22

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly
      He heal your asthma

    • @mugiwaranootokho6892
      @mugiwaranootokho6892 3 роки тому +1

      That actually might work!

    • @kpk33x
      @kpk33x 3 роки тому +3

      Best asthma response since Spaulding whined about his asthma and Smails said "I'll give you asthma"

  • @KentheDeer
    @KentheDeer 3 роки тому +91

    Johnny is truly the greatest character ever put to screen.

  • @DjTractus
    @DjTractus 2 роки тому +52

    Johnny is gruff and a relic of the 80's but he actually cares about the kids.

  • @TheJofrica
    @TheJofrica 3 роки тому +67

    His voice is so iconic

  • @clay_reznor647
    @clay_reznor647 3 роки тому +191

    He does sound like a Marine. All of them talk like him.

    • @jacobmendoza6050
      @jacobmendoza6050 3 роки тому +16

      I am a Marine, and I approve this message.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 роки тому +2

      He doesn't sound like Frank Castle.

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 3 роки тому

      Preese was and I think he learned a lot of it from him.

    • @dynamicphotography_
      @dynamicphotography_ 3 роки тому

      100% true. Confirmed.

  • @sages101
    @sages101 3 роки тому +63

    The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with is when he said back in the day we'd say it to your face, not hide behind a computer. Which is what 99% of the world does today.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 2 роки тому +10

      The one time where Johnny’s boomer mentality was badass instead of just comical

  • @polo3404
    @polo3404 3 роки тому +220

    0:56 can we talk about how he spoke that into existence. Miguel has never shown a sign of asthma after that.

    • @musicmanproductions7095
      @musicmanproductions7095 3 роки тому +34

      He also fixed his legs haha . Johnny is the best doctor

    • @user-sl4bd
      @user-sl4bd 3 роки тому +29

      Miguel's asthma
      Hawk's spectrum thing
      Miguel's legs
      Jonny the karate witch doctor

    • @tonzo1129
      @tonzo1129 3 роки тому +2

      @@musicmanproductions7095 technically dee fixed his leg

    • @tonzo1129
      @tonzo1129 3 роки тому

      @Clart dem huh?

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 роки тому +1

      Holy crap I didn’t even realize until now...

  • @XxxULTIMATEZxxX
    @XxxULTIMATEZxxX 3 роки тому +65

    “Sensei, I have Covid-19”
    “Leave that outside. We don’t have weakness in the Dojo.”

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 2 роки тому +33

    He's not insulting people he's describing them.

  • @maroinmybones
    @maroinmybones 3 роки тому +709

    The writing for Zabka is key to this shows success.....I love how NON PC his character is, breath of fresh air in a world of overly fluffy sensitive candy asses.

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 3 роки тому +34

      Shhh be quiet! The netflix squad now have the direction of the series! Dont forget netflix work under sjw guidance!

    • @rbruggeman7722
      @rbruggeman7722 3 роки тому +32

      I was by no means a tough guy in the 80's but at 47 I'm in better shape than almost everyone around me and I'm surrounded by weakness what the hell happened to our country the wokeness has lead to pathetic weak people who are just nasty and unlikable Bezmenov warned us.

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 3 роки тому +6

      They did an awesome job of taking the rich kid golden haired boy and turning him into such an epic loser - and yet still empathetic enough to make us feel bad he lost the final. Also a walking advert for Coors and DUI.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому

      @@rbruggeman7722 Yeah, it's a damn shame the world became easier to live in. If only we still lived in early America, and we worked in scorching heats with dangerous, inconsistent technology every day for very little pay. It sucks that if we get sick we have many ways to treat it instead of everyone dying from Tuberculosis. Boy, would it have been great. The people who worked in those conditions? _They_ were tough. How I envy their awful lives. Maybe this generation would be tough if we subjected them to those miserable lives.

    • @rbruggeman7722
      @rbruggeman7722 3 роки тому +2

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Why doesn't any of your obnoxious condescension address anything I actually wrote in my post?
      If you have an issue with anything I actually wrote let me know.

  • @musicmashups
    @musicmashups 3 роки тому +74

    "The only part of that that made any sense is 3-way" is one of the most underrated lines in the show.

  • @michaelticsay7
    @michaelticsay7 2 роки тому +19

    He is a living proof that the 80s are far better than today..

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 3 роки тому +81

    this series is so good. much needed in our soft times

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 3 роки тому

      Fr

    • @nathandrakethefirst9415
      @nathandrakethefirst9415 3 роки тому +3

      I finished it in a whole week that’s how much I live it. Can’t wait for the next season

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 3 роки тому

      Not for syria!

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 3 роки тому +4

      @Andrew Fischbach QUIET!

    • @logeconners171
      @logeconners171 3 роки тому +2

      @Andrew Fischbach Don’t think there’s anything wrong with trying to make genders and races equal

  • @defaultboiyeets2395
    @defaultboiyeets2395 3 роки тому +106

    Remember when Johnny tried to sneak in as doctor? Well he should be a doctor because he seemed to of cured asthma and help that kid walk again.🤣

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +2

      To HAVE. "To have" just sounds like "to of" out loud, but that's because it's basically "to've"

    • @romanzupyk6942
      @romanzupyk6942 2 роки тому +1

      And people call him judgemental

  • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
    @Chrono_Mitsurugi 2 роки тому +30

    Johnny Lawrence is the breath of fresh air that made Cobra Kai a success. My group and I sure aren't watching for the kids. We are here for Johnny and Daniel.

  • @door-a5917
    @door-a5917 3 роки тому +84

    The Gordon Ramsey of Karate.

    • @andrewzhu5394
      @andrewzhu5394 3 роки тому +1

      It's tang soo do

    • @robinroy7123
      @robinroy7123 3 роки тому +4

      Johnny vs Gordon, I wanna see this fight 😂

    • @ahkafkhan4512
      @ahkafkhan4512 3 роки тому

      lmao true

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 роки тому +4

      Ramsay is actually a black belt in karate himself which makes this comparison so much more accurate.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 роки тому +2

      @@robinroy7123 I doubt Ramsay would last 5 seconds.

  • @dominicmaisonneuve7688
    @dominicmaisonneuve7688 3 роки тому +161

    Miguel : I mean I've never been to a party so..
    Johnny : Big Surprise..
    😂😂😂

  • @donnie6178
    @donnie6178 3 роки тому +13

    Johnny Lawrence is what makes the show work. There wouldnt be a show without him.

  • @turtlepower4386
    @turtlepower4386 3 роки тому +124

    I had Alzheimer’s but Johnny Lawrence told me to forget about it. Now I remember everything from 2019 and on.

    • @Anonymys43
      @Anonymys43 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfaoooo what?? 😂

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 3 роки тому +84

    "Nice shirt"
    "Thanks!"
    "I'm joking, it sucks" :D

  • @seanm6667
    @seanm6667 3 місяці тому +4

    "I could be on the spectrum" "i dont know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dani4109
    @dani4109 3 роки тому +132

    Hawk: “doctor says I could be on the spectrum”
    Johnny: “idk what that is but get off of it” 🤣🤣

  • @renevinet5770
    @renevinet5770 3 роки тому +271

    1:27 Get off the spectrum. I am dead lmao 😂😹🤣

    • @josmty9
      @josmty9 3 роки тому +8

      And do it "pronto" 😂

    • @rabiah7435
      @rabiah7435 3 роки тому +6

      Lol the fact I’m on the spectrum lolll bahahhaha can he pls tell me to get off it cuz I’m pretty sure he’d help

  • @pranavnyavanandi9710
    @pranavnyavanandi9710 2 роки тому +14

    So funny lol. He's a brilliant actor, the humor in this show is great.

  • @sassysuiryu1114
    @sassysuiryu1114 3 роки тому +83

    This is how people need to be honestly.

    • @hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131
      @hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131 3 роки тому +3

      This is how a lot of people actually are but the media tries to ignore that fact.

    • @jonathangruber7793
      @jonathangruber7793 2 роки тому

      Totally agree. And I'd just like to note the fact that I'm the 69th person to like your comment. One of my favorite numbers.

  • @chrisnunley114
    @chrisnunley114 3 роки тому +42

    "The only part that made ANY sense at all is '3-way'." 🤣

  • @elizabethhenrichsen7121
    @elizabethhenrichsen7121 Місяць тому +1

    “Just an illegal I picked up this morning” IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE💀

  • @arani938
    @arani938 3 роки тому +172

    5:05 my mans just argued with a kid LOL

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 3 роки тому +360

    I admire that this show takes PC and throws it in the garbage. Needing thick skin has always been and will always be a necessity for someone to be respected.

    • @bigpapaonions4061
      @bigpapaonions4061 3 роки тому +6

      Yessssss!!!!!

    • @majortom4711
      @majortom4711 2 роки тому +37

      It doesn't really, it takes the piss out of everyone. And we aren't supposed to necessarily admire Johnny, we're supposed to laugh at him because he's a buffoon.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 2 роки тому +28

      @@majortom4711 exactly. I feel like that flew over so many peoples heads. Johnny is pretty much Michael Scott. You don’t laugh with him you laugh at him.

    • @benl.4577
      @benl.4577 2 роки тому +32

      @@majortom4711 It becomes a balance at times. Sometimes like when he doesn't let girls in the dojo he's obviously in the wrong and being stupid, but when they throw around the usual SJW terms theyre usually poking fun at the SJWs.

    • @jonathangruber7793
      @jonathangruber7793 2 роки тому +21

      @@benl.4577 Bingo. It takes a certain level of intuition and emotion intelligence to fully appreciate Billy Zabka's character and to discern the differences between when he's obviously being hysterically obtuse as you've mentioned in your comment with a good example and when he's turning the joke on the lunacy of SJWs. I personally find the dynamics of his character in this regard to be very enjoyable.

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 3 роки тому +21

    “The doctor said I could be on the spectrum”
    “I don’t know what that is but get off it pronto”
    Lmao I’m on the spectrum myself and absolutely love that line

  • @stonent
    @stonent 3 роки тому +61

    Student: Sensei, I have corona.
    Sensei: Corona?! You don't come back until you have coors!

    • @timcollum5015
      @timcollum5015 3 роки тому +1

      Great post. When my sons mom (my ex) first heard him say corona she said "Thats a beer, stupid". lmfao

  • @StarTreez
    @StarTreez 3 роки тому +67

    It’s a tradition to watch this like at least once every night lmao

  • @madelinematchim
    @madelinematchim 11 місяців тому +6

    Johnny arguing with a kid and ABUSING that salt shaker has me wheezing.