Johnny Lawrence Being Johnny Lawrence For 10 Minutes Straight!

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • An update to my "Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight" video with added Season 3 insults... Hope you enjoy!

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  • @fbxpanda
    @fbxpanda 4 роки тому +10057

    Johnny literally cured Miguel’s asthma and made him walk again, he’s one of the best doctors in the world

  • @caleblee475
    @caleblee475 4 роки тому +6138

    “Gender what is this a prank call” one of the best lines in the show

    • @xnet_cascade6257
      @xnet_cascade6257 4 роки тому +701

      Political Correctness does not exist in this dojo does it!

    • @caleblee475
      @caleblee475 4 роки тому +354

      @@xnet_cascade6257 No Sensei

    • @quebal_kelly
      @quebal_kelly 4 роки тому +167

      @@caleblee475 good

    • @xGhostNappa
      @xGhostNappa 4 роки тому +324

      Or when he tells hawk to get off the spectrum asap

    • @DiegoHyzper
      @DiegoHyzper 4 роки тому +26

      Might have been moon right?

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 4 роки тому +4767

    Johnny: "What's that thing on your face?"
    Student: "Sensei, I have COVID..."
    *rips off mask*
    Johnny: "NOT ANYMORE!"

  • @luciamerendino5580
    @luciamerendino5580 4 роки тому +2426

    "I hate the Patriots too"
    LMFAO 😂

    • @martavioustisby4942
      @martavioustisby4942 4 роки тому +72

      Most hated football team ever

    • @ozymandias1759
      @ozymandias1759 4 роки тому +35

      Every real football fan hates those puss...

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 роки тому +14

      @@martavioustisby4942 Dallas Cowboys: "Are we a joke to you?"

    • @martavioustisby4942
      @martavioustisby4942 3 роки тому +6

      @@ninetailedfox579121 same with the Dallas Cowboy only reason because there fans are so Annoying

    • @wearevenom6435
      @wearevenom6435 3 роки тому +1

      That’s a line that I kinda wanna use

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 4 роки тому +3798

    What really drew me in when I started watching this show is how Johnny had good intentions but was just unable to get out of that bully mentality. My favorite moment from the first season was how he called online bullies pussies, not because they were bullies but because they didn't do it to the target's face.

    • @brandonadrien3476
      @brandonadrien3476 3 роки тому +449

      Or how he smacked a kid's books out his hands at Miguel's school out of habit

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 роки тому +139

      @@brandonadrien3476 One of my favorite gag scenes from him

    • @brandonadrien3476
      @brandonadrien3476 3 роки тому +130

      @@CombatSportsNerd That and when he told Miguel to get rid of asthma, peanut allergies and other made up bs

    • @AeternusNox.
      @AeternusNox. 3 роки тому +94

      Johnny is the human example of a pit bull, and what happens when a pit bull is forced to fight it's whole life.

    • @johnnysalami27
      @johnnysalami27 3 роки тому +42

      Not sure if it’s bully mentality but rather that kids today are soft and if you think being called a pussy is being a bully you are indeed soft yourself but great analysis

  • @alphaducki_
    @alphaducki_ 4 роки тому +1599

    “Um eagles don’t have fangs-“
    *throws t shirt at him*
    That made me laugh

    • @josefcoloon6963
      @josefcoloon6963 4 роки тому +33

      And the shirt doesn’t even fit him lol

    • @oasisgaming6862
      @oasisgaming6862 3 роки тому +27

      @@josefcoloon6963 wdym he just needs to do some sit-ups

    • @jorekpl1667
      @jorekpl1667 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if he knew it was to small for him

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 роки тому +5

      I honestly hate the name Eagle Fang. He should've called it Eagle Claw.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +3

      @@vetarlittorf1807 Throw somebody a t-shirt at this guy already!

  • @tonyiscool698
    @tonyiscool698 4 роки тому +2864

    100% my favorite character

    • @dlracer2
      @dlracer2 4 роки тому +56

      Johnny is completely incorruptible despite all of his many faults. He’s been through the worst of everything. Season 4 Kreese and Silver are going to maim him to the point it breaks his spirit, and Daniel will be the one to bring him back from the brink

    • @goofyahhgaming3594
      @goofyahhgaming3594 4 роки тому +14

      Soo badass

    • @goofyahhgaming3594
      @goofyahhgaming3594 4 роки тому +5

      @@dlracer2 possibly, that’s a good theory

    • @quecifer9960
      @quecifer9960 4 роки тому +2

      Same bro

    • @zyvlynbayne6821
      @zyvlynbayne6821 4 роки тому +5

      Miguel's grandma is my favorite. But Johnny is easliy top 3.

  • @arianna4513
    @arianna4513 3 роки тому +1466

    william zabka's back must hurt from carrying this entire show

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 3 роки тому +64

      Shii definitely he’s the heart of the show

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 роки тому +14

      Too bad Thomas Ian Griffith had to take over the show

    • @earthboundmother205
      @earthboundmother205 2 роки тому +11

      My back hurts from laughing. This is god mode genius

    • @danielsnekkerhaug141
      @danielsnekkerhaug141 2 роки тому +15

      "SILENCE, my back is fine, don't be a pussy". Would Johnny react to that statement. But yeah it's true regarding William Zabka

    • @TKDBoy1889
      @TKDBoy1889 2 роки тому +20

      I wouldn't say he's carrying it because a lot of the characters have been doing great stuff, but he's definitely the most memorable.

  • @huzaifasiddiqui1624
    @huzaifasiddiqui1624 4 роки тому +1754

    Johnny not understanding technology is a mood and it’s hilariously 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amxranthine2766
      @amxranthine2766 3 роки тому +43

      Yes, cuz its for NeRdS 😂😂😂

    • @mahad813
      @mahad813 3 роки тому +9

      Because he's not a nerd🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 3 роки тому +3

      “This is a pawn shop, not the geek squad”

    • @yucoldplay392
      @yucoldplay392 3 роки тому

      Just like a caveman XD

    • @Black_Knight_-BK-
      @Black_Knight_-BK- 3 роки тому

      "How do I tell my student that I'm banging his mom"

  • @C0LL0SSUS
    @C0LL0SSUS 4 роки тому +2728

    Johnny is the heart and soul of this show. I hope they don't start taking away his screen time next season as I felt they kinda spread things out a lot this past season.

    • @ratamahatta5306
      @ratamahatta5306 4 роки тому +380

      Yeah, especially the teenage romance drama bullshit, like who cares daniel's daughter ends up with who, people watch this for Johnny

    • @oranha
      @oranha 4 роки тому +169

      @@ratamahatta5306 so true. We need more Johnny and more fight scenes

    • @tommyproductionz2159
      @tommyproductionz2159 4 роки тому +95

      True, I loved season 3 but the only thing I disliked was that Johnny didn’t get enough screen time as the past 2 seasons

    • @ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE
      @ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE 4 роки тому +27

      I like the LaRusso daughter love side-stories. They're just as interesting as Johnny's story. They've managed to create these new characters who've got their own stories to tell alongside Johnny.

    • @srujan00
      @srujan00 4 роки тому +14

      @@ratamahatta5306 They're trying to blend new/upcoming stars with old. The guy that plays Miguel has been in other shows. If memory serves, Peyton List has been with Disney forever. Remember, the people that watch for Johnny/Daniel were young when the original movies were new.

  • @kloebl10
    @kloebl10 4 роки тому +892

    "Doctor said I might be on the spectrum"
    J: "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂🤣

  • @Redditbrainrott
    @Redditbrainrott 4 роки тому +771

    “Picked up an illegal” 💀

    • @AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm
      @AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm 3 роки тому +57

      My dad is not a citizen and even he laughed

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 роки тому +32

      @@AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm I'm a Mexican living in Mexico, and thought that's one of the funniest ones

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 3 роки тому +3

      @@purpose6113
      I’m an American citizen living in Mexico, and even I approve of this 👍

    • @Ajthelizard1100
      @Ajthelizard1100 2 роки тому

      This whole comment is gathering people together I’m so proud

    • @la551
      @la551 Місяць тому

      lol

  • @spartanhuntergaming
    @spartanhuntergaming 4 роки тому +1677

    I love how Daniel and Johnny slowly become friends

    • @kerriethompson2073
      @kerriethompson2073 4 роки тому +63

      I think Amanda is secretly happy about that too. Lol

    • @spartanhuntergaming
      @spartanhuntergaming 4 роки тому +91

      @@kerriethompson2073 I think if Kresse weren't Johnny's sensei and it were someone like Mr Miyagi for instance him and Daniel probably would've been best friends

    • @justkilam1750
      @justkilam1750 4 роки тому +5

      @@spartanhuntergaming fax

    • @Ben-il3oc
      @Ben-il3oc 3 роки тому +13

      I was happy after all that teasing they finally join forces

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 роки тому +28

      @@spartanhuntergaming If Kreese wasn't Johnny's sensei then none of this would have ever happened.

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones 2 роки тому +220

    "I didn't call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me." "You're firing me because of that bitch?!"
    Best and funniest contradiction of all time.

  • @johnnysalami27
    @johnnysalami27 3 роки тому +376

    Rehab: “Very brave of you for checking in”
    Johnny: “I’m not checking in, I’m not a quitter”

  • @stinkerbellsm0m
    @stinkerbellsm0m 4 роки тому +2436

    " Are you losers?!"
    "No Sensei!!!"
    "Are you nerds?!"
    "No Sensei!!!"
    "Are you sure?!"
    "No Sensei!!!"
    🤦

    • @angelmacias7818
      @angelmacias7818 4 роки тому +115

      The most disappointing thing ever happened in Johnny’s life

    • @josephperrier1199
      @josephperrier1199 4 роки тому +90

      That was gold.

    • @Mina-ok5qm
      @Mina-ok5qm 3 роки тому +56

      That was too funny

    • @katiematkowski7478
      @katiematkowski7478 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂 ❤️

    • @Sh4d0wR3v3n4nt
      @Sh4d0wR3v3n4nt 3 роки тому +20

      the student after taking 10 seconds to reconnect to there surroundings: god fucking damnit

  • @PozerAdultRacingTeam
    @PozerAdultRacingTeam 4 роки тому +1053

    The world needs more Johnny.

    • @vraptor66
      @vraptor66 4 роки тому +7

      really we need more johnny

    • @miguelpasamano6445
      @miguelpasamano6445 4 роки тому

      SenSei Johnny Lawrence's Cobra Kai KaraTe is literally a hybrid combination of SenSei NoruYoshi's Miyagi-Do KaraTe and SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe! SenSei Daniel LaRusso's Miyagi-Do KaraTe is literally a repackaging of SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe!

    • @you3001
      @you3001 4 роки тому

      YES!!!

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 3 роки тому +12

      @@miguelpasamano6445 no idea what the fuck this means but cool

    • @mahad813
      @mahad813 3 роки тому

      Facts💯

  • @25pinstripes
    @25pinstripes 4 роки тому +3695

    I think Amanda LaRusso secretly loves that Johnny gets under Daniel's skin

    • @jakebradford4272
      @jakebradford4272 4 роки тому +114

      she wants that size of body touching her skin😂

    • @rayalleniverson326
      @rayalleniverson326 4 роки тому +74

      It’s funny that LaRusso sounds like (lar us-so.)

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 4 роки тому +159

      I wanna see more of them getting along to annoy Daniel lmao

    • @skylarnicole8077
      @skylarnicole8077 4 роки тому +19

      im a daniel stan 100% but i hate amanda. i would love to see her be with johnny and daniel get alli.

    • @robbase5235
      @robbase5235 4 роки тому +62

      Daniel is the safe choice for Amanda. She runs that house.

  • @kloebl10
    @kloebl10 4 роки тому +1739

    J: "there's only one animal that can kill a snake"
    Kid: "a mongoose?"
    J: "no, a real animal" 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hunterconklin5073
      @hunterconklin5073 4 роки тому +66

      how dare you call bert a kid😔😔‼️🤝‼️

    • @dracomalfoy1808
      @dracomalfoy1808 4 роки тому +33

      BERT

    • @Sasuke-hi5bq
      @Sasuke-hi5bq 4 роки тому +6

      i didnt get it

    • @makoygaara
      @makoygaara 4 роки тому +37

      @@Sasuke-hi5bq I think Johnny was referring to a BMX bicycle brand name Mongoose.

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sasuke-hi5bq A mongoose can 100% kill even the most venomous snakes.

  • @omarshakaib2354
    @omarshakaib2354 4 роки тому +2081

    Miguel’s asma just went away after he became badass😂

    • @Romayf11
      @Romayf11 4 роки тому +42

      straight up 😂😂😂

    • @lieutenantmonke3674
      @lieutenantmonke3674 4 роки тому +58

      Also the leg paralysis lmaooo

    • @paytonputteet
      @paytonputteet 4 роки тому +52

      @@lieutenantmonke3674 leg paralysis isn’t always permanent tho sometimes it can be overcome

    • @praetorian11
      @praetorian11 4 роки тому +4

      Psssssst, i know a secret, it’s not real....!

    • @yangliu9452
      @yangliu9452 4 роки тому +1

      True

  • @TheJoeyboots
    @TheJoeyboots 4 роки тому +1605

    Gotta hand it to the writers. Cobra Kai is a unique twist to the Karate Kid franchise. Very entertaining.

    • @vitocdoria
      @vitocdoria 4 роки тому +78

      I agree. It isn't a bad retro rehash like some other programs. Everything fits a purpose or doesn't sound too dated. It highlights the best aspects of the 1980s and the Karate Kid trilogy.

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 3 роки тому +2

      @@vitocdoria hell yeah it is.

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 3 роки тому +18

      @@vitocdoria its a bit like an alternate universe, 2010 technology exist but society is in the 80's

    • @1hitdelete
      @1hitdelete 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed. I have never seen a bad comment yet. Very excited for season 4

    • @Tinman710
      @Tinman710 3 роки тому +10

      It's actually good! Not easy to find good modern shows these days

  • @zacharywells6867
    @zacharywells6867 4 роки тому +1132

    Johnny is the realest person ever

  • @gras1hoppa420
    @gras1hoppa420 4 роки тому +748

    Johnny Rules.. Hes easily the best part of the show..

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 4 роки тому +29

      The story I hope doesn't deviate too far away from him, he has carried the Series so far, Billy Zabka has turned in some brilliant acting

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 4 роки тому +14

      Funny fact him and Martin Kove are anti- bullying campaigners and have been for years

    • @QoQabai658
      @QoQabai658 4 роки тому +6

      And Hawk also.

    • @theJaRRoOnE22
      @theJaRRoOnE22 4 роки тому +1

      @@QoQabai658 Yupp. Johnny & hawk are the whole show

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 3 роки тому +1

      @@benpotaka5893 when did he start campaigning?

  • @Blahbevava
    @Blahbevava 3 роки тому +2760

    Johnny's crudity and political incorrectness is one of the most satisfying things about this show.

  • @jamncos
    @jamncos 3 роки тому +966

    Johnny is everything right with society, we need more of him

    • @deangullberry5148
      @deangullberry5148 3 роки тому +29

      This comment should go viral

    • @UncleIJT
      @UncleIJT 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the same

    • @stivosimz
      @stivosimz 3 роки тому +8

      So fuckin true

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 3 роки тому +9

      this video's entire comment section is so based

    • @kevindean1327
      @kevindean1327 3 роки тому +7

      As long as he doesn't drink and drive I'm all for more of this snapper head!!!

  • @steafsobrazy
    @steafsobrazy 3 роки тому +276

    I love how Johnny isn't even a bully, he's just Johnny.

    • @Kevin-cy2dr
      @Kevin-cy2dr 3 роки тому +27

      Johnny is the opposite of a bully ,cause he lifts people up instead of putting them down.

    • @kostastube2010
      @kostastube2010 Рік тому +5

      Larusso was the real bully!

  • @aidanshah2252
    @aidanshah2252 4 роки тому +555

    Favourite line from him is “ Did you just flinch virgin?” 😂

    • @soakedbearrd
      @soakedbearrd 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah that had me rolling, then he said aww shit we got a bunch of flinchers. Lol

    • @joycedunnell6411
      @joycedunnell6411 3 роки тому +10

      @@soakedbearrd YES SENSEI!
      That was not a question! 😂

    • @user-is1mu8fo9j
      @user-is1mu8fo9j 3 роки тому +10

      Ms. Robinson....unflinch this group 😈

  • @melonmanwill
    @melonmanwill 3 роки тому +118

    "I'm not checking in. I'm no quitter" is such an underrated line lol

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 4 роки тому +566

    5:59 had me dying😂😂😂😂😂"Sorry kid, old habit."

    • @bill4665
      @bill4665 2 роки тому +25

      I love how he looks so disappointed too- 😭😂

    • @googguy7773
      @googguy7773 2 роки тому +5

      @@bill4665 fr🤣 johnny is the best

  • @stevevarcoe1284
    @stevevarcoe1284 4 роки тому +378

    Johnny is by far and away my favourite character, he makes this show

  • @victorchico7768
    @victorchico7768 4 роки тому +532

    I like how Miguel’s asthma disappeared after Johnny told Miguel he won’t let that weak shit in his dojo

    • @derekzbetter
      @derekzbetter 4 роки тому +12

      could've been a paceblo effect?

    • @zyvlynbayne6821
      @zyvlynbayne6821 4 роки тому +81

      My head canon is that Miguel's asthma was anxiety-induced. As he gained confidence in himself, it became less and less of a problem.

    • @scottsterling4713
      @scottsterling4713 4 роки тому +27

      I don’t know if it’s scientific fact but I can you from experience that as you exercise, asthma attacks are less frequent. You’re training your body for the constant change in environmental levels, for example, when the weather changes from cold to hot constantly I would need my inhaler but because I started jogging and swimming, I’ve hardly ever needed my inhaler since.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 3 роки тому +4

      @@zyvlynbayne6821 I find it more likely that he was simply misdiagnosed.

    • @megaavonaco9954
      @megaavonaco9954 3 роки тому +4

      @@vetarlittorf1807 yeah, same thing with hawk. Cuz I don’t think you can get rid of autism with karate. I think it’s an issue of anxiety that these kids are having that which makes them misdiagnosed with that stuff.

  • @pitster
    @pitster 4 роки тому +234

    Literally the coolest person on tv in the last few years.

  • @djsalteenuts
    @djsalteenuts 3 роки тому +123

    "You're a life coach? You might as well be setting your money on fire" - Johnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 3 роки тому +344

    I love how this show depicts Johnny. In a world where people can be cancelled for not using the right language, to show a character who is politically incorrect and ignorant but still tries his best and has a good heart, and is the most loveable character on the show - it's good for the world. There are a lot of Johnnys out there in the world. And they are still able to be good people and grow without completely changing their personality. And they have things that they know better and can teach better than someone like Daniel, who is also fantastic but is more what society today holds up as the epitome of "wholesome masculinity". But Daniel (or Mr Miyagi) isn't the only way to be a good man. Johnny has another way.
    I think society too often looks at people like Johnny and assumes they are "toxic". But this show depicts someone who is ACTUALLY toxic and abusive (Kreese) and then contrasts it with someone who means well but had a hard life and made mistakes and learned from them (Johnny) as well as someone who is a lot more by the book on how to be a good person (Daniel, who is successful at work, has a happy marriage and a healthy relationship with his daughter).
    Progressives unfortunately often see people like Johnny as the enemy, but he's not the enemy. People like Kreese (and Tory) are the enemy. That's real "toxic masculinity and toxic femininity".
    I'm glad the show spent so much time developing Johnny. I love Daniel too but Johnny is such a loveable character, he's my favourite.

    • @bowie-rocks543
      @bowie-rocks543 3 роки тому +9

      You are my favorite comment, well said friend. It is so important, you are very right and I agree

    • @theVictor-isVonDoom
      @theVictor-isVonDoom 2 роки тому +15

      I agree but not Tory she's on her way but she can still pull a Hawk she's just down on her luck and taking it out on others like how Hawk did all she needs is someone in her corner that's not toxic and if Sam would back the fk off or better yet try to understand her she could come back or maybe Mrs.LaRusso could help her

    • @Kiddo_X
      @Kiddo_X 2 роки тому +8

      This comment was worth reading.

    • @Sailorbyday
      @Sailorbyday 2 роки тому +1

      Cause there is no such thing as toxic masculinity or femininity. Those don't exist

    • @NoOneGetzOutAlive
      @NoOneGetzOutAlive 2 роки тому

      People get canceled for lying about election fraud and going full f****** Nazi and spreading hate speech and violent rhetoric, they aren't champions of free speech. Johnny is what Archie Bunker was, it was satire about a crotch the old man stuck in the past, it wasn't about oh he gets to say whatever he wants and everyone's okay with it. It had a message. So did star trek. So did comic books. Comic books had political messages from day one and you cry all day about it.

  • @teomartinoski6864
    @teomartinoski6864 4 роки тому +111

    “Relax Danielle”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @geekyprogrammer4831
    @geekyprogrammer4831 4 роки тому +265

    3:42 very philosophical of Johnny 🤣🤣

  • @erinjohnson1124
    @erinjohnson1124 3 роки тому +218

    This show developing Johnny’s character is some of the most brilliant writing I’ve seen for a long time. William Zabka is just incredible. Thank you for this mashup!

  • @donskiver
    @donskiver 3 роки тому +159

    What I love about Johnny is that deep down, he wants to do the right thing and he cares about the kids. He's learned a lot of tough lessons the hard way and doesn't want the kids to go through what he went through.

  • @nati2637
    @nati2637 4 роки тому +346

    Idc what anyone says, one of my fav scenes is when Johnny says “relax DaNiElLe” @ 1:03

    • @Poezick88
      @Poezick88 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @martavioustisby4942
      @martavioustisby4942 4 роки тому +1

      Friends and maybe

    • @avagasca4863
      @avagasca4863 3 роки тому +10

      I know Johnny calls him Danielle 😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 3 роки тому +2

      @@avagasca4863
      And silver calls him Danny boy

  • @derrickow8015
    @derrickow8015 4 роки тому +203

    The 🐐. Johnny just needs his own spinoff show 😂😂

    • @jakebradford4272
      @jakebradford4272 4 роки тому +54

      lol what do you think you are watching now dum 🍑

    • @supbrahimhammer.421
      @supbrahimhammer.421 4 роки тому +45

      This is a spin-off show

    • @benpotaka5893
      @benpotaka5893 4 роки тому +8

      Both him and Kreese, I always loved the villains, but Johnny is quickly becoming a likeable good guy

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 4 роки тому +13

      Johnny is literally Chad straight outta the meme.

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 3 роки тому +4

      this is his show

  • @souljaspazzin
    @souljaspazzin 3 роки тому +184

    “there are no girls in cobra kai”
    “why not”
    “same reason there are no girls in the army doesn’t make any sense” 😭

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +2

      @Lance F350 No fangs

    • @assassincreed2087
      @assassincreed2087 3 роки тому +1

      There's plenty of women in the army who'd kick his ass

    • @jonathonparks9518
      @jonathonparks9518 3 роки тому +6

      @@assassincreed2087 QUIET!!!

    • @Kyle34562
      @Kyle34562 3 роки тому

      @@assassincreed2087 tis the joke

  • @julupuki1871
    @julupuki1871 3 роки тому +531

    Johnny got balls to say what everybody's afraid of to say present day

    • @kermit1211
      @kermit1211 3 роки тому +12

      Alot of idiots online do this too.

    • @danield.8233
      @danield.8233 3 роки тому +43

      @@kermit1211 they hide behind a computer

    • @cosmicdoggo9296
      @cosmicdoggo9296 3 роки тому +1

      @@kermit1211 because it easy to be ass hole online most of them dont have guts to talk like that to some one s face

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @TheBangBangMan69
      @TheBangBangMan69 3 роки тому

      @@danield.8233 what a bunch of spineless losers

  • @coolrockstar32
    @coolrockstar32 4 роки тому +37

    "Patriarchy"
    "I hate the Patriots too"
    Bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Memorex996
    @Memorex996 4 роки тому +121

    "There's only one animal that can kill a snake"
    "A mongoose?"
    "A real animal Bert"
    "...."

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +1

      It has fangs. It has wings. It is badass.

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 3 роки тому

      Johnny: *shows T-shirt*
      Penis Breath: "Eagles don't have fan-..."
      Johnny: *kindly asks Penis Breath to shut the fuck up by throwing said T-shirt in his face*

  • @Viuh
    @Viuh 2 роки тому +17

    -I have asthma
    -Not anymore!
    And the asthma actually disappeared xD

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 4 роки тому +248

    Imagine if Johnny had taken up substitute teaching.....

  • @stephengiles8326
    @stephengiles8326 4 роки тому +111

    Johnny single handedly cured Miguel’s asthma!

  • @TaylorSuto
    @TaylorSuto Рік тому +12

    "The doctor says I might be on the spectrum."
    "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto."

  • @metallimama5850
    @metallimama5850 3 роки тому +94

    7:10 How Miguel keeps a straight face I have no idea. My favorite Johnny moment of all time. Zabka nails it.

    • @elrincondelaguitarra3050
      @elrincondelaguitarra3050 Рік тому

      I've been in karate tournaments, and most likely you will get kicked in your face for pulling that woke crap.

    • @Spleen29600
      @Spleen29600 Рік тому

      Oh that's for sure !@@elrincondelaguitarra3050

  • @StuckOnStupid84
    @StuckOnStupid84 4 роки тому +236

    Bullshit I know when you're faking.
    Best line in season 3.

  • @sirmatatyahu1261
    @sirmatatyahu1261 4 роки тому +188

    Sorry kid old habit...lmao

    • @amatherly81608
      @amatherly81608 4 роки тому +8

      Dude I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CostaTol
      @CostaTol 3 роки тому +1

      I actually did the same thing 😅 hard to break old habits 😅

  • @mbertrand
    @mbertrand 3 роки тому +68

    Johnny: “You sold me this computer and it died!”
    Clerk: “Did you plug it in?”
    Johnny: “You said it was wireless!”
    🤣🤣🤣
    Johnny taking on technology is even better than his feud with Daniel

  • @alberteinstein3612
    @alberteinstein3612 3 роки тому +27

    I need somebody like Johnny in my life
    His sheer amount of brutal honesty and hilarious ignorance is the comic relief that I’ve been missing all this time

  • @Noodlyk18
    @Noodlyk18 Рік тому +18

    My favorite line by far is him responding to Hawk saying he might be on the spectrum with "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" made me spit my drink, Johnny is genuinely 100% of the reason why I kept watching this show, he's hilarious

    • @lydesantana740
      @lydesantana740 Рік тому +1

      lmfao mine is when he said “you mean it was worse than that? cause if thats the after photo that sucks man, you should sue”😭😭

  • @rodolfopaul4431
    @rodolfopaul4431 3 роки тому +119

    Student: Sensei Lawrence, i just tested positive for Covid and...
    Johnny: Quiet!!!
    Student is cured

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 3 роки тому +2

      S5 spoiler, calling it now.

  • @xnet_cascade6257
    @xnet_cascade6257 3 роки тому +176

    Johnny after buying a new TV: “Hey, what channel is UA-cam on?”

  • @vibeyjoint8345
    @vibeyjoint8345 Рік тому +4

    “I’m no quitter” at a rehab center is crazy😭

  • @nxghtkool9450
    @nxghtkool9450 Рік тому +10

    i cannot believe how many times johnny has said "p*ssy" in this show LMAO

  • @bowieblondie
    @bowieblondie 3 роки тому +61

    "I hate the Patriots too." My hero.

  • @jimmehbob6576
    @jimmehbob6576 4 роки тому +40

    Miguel had asthma, Johnny told him to stop having asthma, and Miguel didn't have a problem with asthma after that. Miguel was also crippled and Johnny helped him stand again. Johnny is a magic man and you can't change my mind about it.

  • @deyun_scar7818
    @deyun_scar7818 3 роки тому +23

    I love when he yells , “QUIET!!” 😆

  • @itsbmeGaming
    @itsbmeGaming 2 роки тому +17

    What a great character. The fact he plays everything so straight and with such confidence makes it hilarious.
    I am happy Zabka is back in the spotlight again having fun. Seems like he's having a great time.

  • @antonlifer4449
    @antonlifer4449 2 роки тому +19

    I love how he thinks if you own a computer you're a nerd. I love how he's stuck in that 80s mindset. He's probably the happiest person on earth not being a slave to technology.

  • @dma169
    @dma169 4 роки тому +264

    You forgot the part when Johnny tried to shake off Sid for the money for Miguel's surgery and he told him that he would tell the world about an incident with one of Sid's employers and told him: You wouldnt want those hashbrowns metoo with your name

    • @jordandangelo180
      @jordandangelo180 4 роки тому +40

      That hash brown line I thought was one of the funniest lines in the show. That and when Aisha said the rights to AC/DC’s “ Back in Black “ would cost too much and he said, “ Don’t worry, I already own the cassette, it’s in the car.”

    • @jorgearellano7171
      @jorgearellano7171 4 роки тому +5

      @@jordandangelo180 it was thunderstruck not back in black

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 3 роки тому +6

      @@jorgearellano7171
      You have to admit it was badass when he told Miguel not to look at some girls while Johnny picked him up in the Challenger

    • @lydesantana740
      @lydesantana740 Рік тому

      “and put one of those hashbrowns in the end, THEN SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!”

  • @reeceharris5113
    @reeceharris5113 3 роки тому +20

    'Nice shirt'
    'Thanks'
    "Im joking it sucks'

  • @rouell5630
    @rouell5630 3 роки тому +56

    Jonny Lawrence is the only normal person in the show

  • @kerriethompson2073
    @kerriethompson2073 4 роки тому +96

    Johnny Lawrence is my spirit animal! 💓💖❣

    • @T-roc57
      @T-roc57 4 роки тому +3

      He'd get mad at you for sayin that tho 🤣

    • @zim807
      @zim807 3 роки тому

      @@T-roc57 fr he’d be like “QUIET!!”

  • @curlyyheadjosh7641
    @curlyyheadjosh7641 4 роки тому +36

    “a mongoose” “ a real animal bert”😂😂

  • @Kaylafie
    @Kaylafie 3 роки тому +9

    “ARE YOU INSANE?!?”
    “depends who you ask”

  • @luciferm9647
    @luciferm9647 3 роки тому +12

    He is the heart and soul of the show. Every scene he is in is either hilarious or thoughtful, but always entertaining. Great acting.

  • @Stormray7
    @Stormray7 2 роки тому +15

    “I don’t need rehab I’m not a quitter” Johnny is a legend how can you hate this man

  • @lechampion9323
    @lechampion9323 3 роки тому +31

    The rivalry between Daniel and Johnny is the best thing that happened to Netflix in a long time, as is Johnny and Miguel's father-son relationship

  • @ricardoh87
    @ricardoh87 4 роки тому +56

    5:31 Johnny flailing his briefcase inside his car made my day

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 роки тому +85

    Amanda absolutely wants some of Johnny to rub off on Daniel. Johnny may be 99% irresponsible, but Daniel is 100% BORING. Johnny's the reason Daniel's probably gotten more at home recently than all 20 years prior combined.

    • @LightSpeed4246
      @LightSpeed4246 3 роки тому +14

      Personality wise he might be boring but his life, the way his character has lived it is anything but boring. With that being said, Johnny is easily my favorite character. Imagine if he had a mr miyaki teaching him instead of kreese.

    • @jonathonparks9518
      @jonathonparks9518 3 роки тому +1

      I mean... if I got constantly jumped, beaten up, and almost killed multiple times by crazy people throughout my teenage years I'd want a boring life too. 😂

  • @Dieoall
    @Dieoall Рік тому +8

    "Can you turn on billy eilish?" *Turns on billy idol. Most johnny thing lol

  • @playoffl36ron8
    @playoffl36ron8 3 роки тому +57

    society has gotten so soft that 80s villains sound rational

    • @idktbh5791
      @idktbh5791 2 роки тому +4

      He doesn't sound rational... That's the joke 😂

  • @jakubBae
    @jakubBae 3 роки тому +25

    This is one of my favorite characters of any show in a really long time. They did a good job with Johnny.

  • @kerriethompson2073
    @kerriethompson2073 4 роки тому +212

    Gender what?! 😆😆😆🤣😂

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 4 роки тому +29

      Is this a prank call?!

    • @BadassBobY
      @BadassBobY 4 роки тому +1

      @@xsailor85 quiet

    • @its.angel0795
      @its.angel0795 3 роки тому

      It’s funny but I kinda don’t get it 😭 is it “gender neutral” ?!

    • @kerriethompson2073
      @kerriethompson2073 3 роки тому

      @@its.angel0795 i think they're sTing gender fluid.

    • @GeorgeDaho
      @GeorgeDaho 3 роки тому +1

      @@its.angel0795 I’m pretty sure the dude on the other end said trans-gender

  • @toddjohnson5176
    @toddjohnson5176 4 роки тому +43

    Karate kid is phenomenal. I think the entire cast deserve Oscars.they rocked it🔥👍👊

  • @SueZQue83
    @SueZQue83 3 роки тому +18

    Johnny is so unapologetic and I love it

  • @yunhwa_00
    @yunhwa_00 4 роки тому +160

    screw doctors johnny literally made miguel walk again and he cured his asthma (not my idea)

    • @jackramen2704
      @jackramen2704 4 роки тому +17

      And took Eli off of the spectrum

    • @Milltao3
      @Milltao3 3 роки тому +4

      And helped Eli get some hoes

    • @namatamataba784
      @namatamataba784 3 роки тому +2

      Also prescribed some thing make hawk's lip problem disappear

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 3 роки тому +4

      @@Milltao3 Eli owes Johnny bigtime for Moon alone, especially if he ends up getting a 3some with Moon and her new girlfriend before 18.

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 3 роки тому

      @@namatamataba784 yeah it’s called something else taking the attention

  • @carterplaysmc2738
    @carterplaysmc2738 4 роки тому +65

    “I’m no quitter”

    • @DC05570
      @DC05570 4 роки тому

      “...but I’m a ‘QUIETER!!!’”🤫🥋🤜🏻💥🤕

  • @moosterchief665_3
    @moosterchief665_3 3 роки тому +16

    “The only part of that that made any sense at all is three way.”
    This is probs the best line I’ve heard (other than any other line he’s said so far)

  • @ana-io5fx
    @ana-io5fx 3 роки тому +9

    "doctor said i could be on the spectrum"
    "i don't know what that is but get off it pronto"
    lmaooooo fave line from a show ever

  • @MrAllBlack015
    @MrAllBlack015 2 роки тому +10

    Man I have asthma and I still cried laughing when he threw the inhaler lmao. Best character in the show.

  • @lumr.8726
    @lumr.8726 3 роки тому +64

    he is so funny in this show, seriously, i hope the writers don't mess up this character on season 4 and i also love the interactions he has with daniel when they don't wanna kill each other lol, i hope they can get along on season 4, like for real this time

  • @xico9438
    @xico9438 Рік тому +3

    I trained in kickboxing through high school and johnny Lawrence reminds me so much of my coach it cracks me up

  • @JoJoFan87
    @JoJoFan87 2 роки тому +11

    He literally sells the show, I root for him and his dojo everytime I watch.

  • @gastondoumerc7863
    @gastondoumerc7863 Місяць тому +2

    As a Gen X, Johnny Lawrence has become my spirit animal 😂

  • @gsalzbrot9934
    @gsalzbrot9934 4 роки тому +96

    The best scene is when Jonny hits the book out of the arms of the little pupil 😂😂😂

  • @lordjimbo2
    @lordjimbo2 3 роки тому +18

    *sets fire to a paralyzed boy*
    "Are you insane?!!" "Eh, depends on who you ask. C'MON, Diaz!!!"

  • @corvuskins1530
    @corvuskins1530 Рік тому +3

    He can cure asthma, he can fix legs. Whatever will he do next?
    Cures cancer*

  • @johnk7187
    @johnk7187 Рік тому +1

    The best Johnny moment is when he’s driving the ride share listening to Moni Moni and they way he looks at the guy in the back seat and says “yeah”

  • @iminhell8616
    @iminhell8616 Рік тому +3

    0:00 I could see William Zabka doing a stand up about the “quit bitching at me scene”

  • @vampire443
    @vampire443 3 роки тому +12

    Johnny is my favorite!!! It's so cool how they developed his character. So enjoy your performance!!!

  • @avagasca4863
    @avagasca4863 3 роки тому +15

    At 1:23 Johnny says “ no nobody wants to see your bits “ I don’t why that made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @holdtheline4169
    @holdtheline4169 11 місяців тому +2

    I am 100 hundred percent behind johnny in all his shinanigans. His philosiphy as a sensei is second to none and he turned a bunch of weak victim teens into being resilient, confident, AND cocky.
    We need more Johnnys in this world.

  • @minifig_studios
    @minifig_studios 3 роки тому +21

    Johnny at 6:02 knocks books out of kids hand “Sorry, old habit”

  • @BaconWolf088
    @BaconWolf088 4 роки тому +33

    “Great more immagrants”

  • @I.k01x
    @I.k01x 4 роки тому +11

    Alternate title: Johny lawrence being Johny lawrence for all the season