@@Helltown66 no, she found out in spider man 2. when otto tries to destroy the machine himself, Peter went to go save Mary Jane from the piece of the building without his mask on and that's when she saw it.
My favorite was “He’s a dork who gets bit by a spider now he’s super spider dork.” Genuinely threw me In for a laughing fit. I almost fell out of my chair
@@SpyderENT I think your missing the point of it *being a joke* don't take it to seriously. Btw your wrong she didn't know he was spiderman at the time.
As a legit comic reading nerd, there is so much wrong with this, but it is too entertaining for me to give a fuck. Also, I genuinely want to see a movie where Andrew Tate gets bitten by a radioactive spider and uses his powers and web shooters to fight the matrix.
Yeah to be honest bro don't listen to these Alpha spergs they seem to know what's life's all about but bro they don't. look at Andrew he's arguing with some low value bitches. You can take one look at the women that he's talking to and you will know everything.
@@animeliker You're sitting here hating on a successful person What have you done in your life bozo ? 💀 I'm sure you're sitting here commenting this and hating him from your lonely basement which has nothing in it You're the type of tik tok guy who hates Andrew tate in a delusional thought that you will get some feminist girls by doing that Dude grow up there's still time get a life brokie
Dude, Spider-Man literally has super-strength. It may not look like it, but he does. As for getting laid, so what if he doesn't? I would prefer being judged by my character and not by my appearance.
Batman does kill. Both in comics and movies. And even more important: 1) when he is not in the Batman suit, he is more or less Tristan Tate. Big strong rich playboy badass. 2) He is a dark and dangerous person on the inside. Not a whiny dork
Grandparents? 🤣🤣🤣 You don't even know Spider-Man's story genius. Those 3 films are understood by legends not by people who don't watch Spider-Man and think Andrew T is right.
I truly find it interesting that he criticized Spider-Man and has talked down multiple times on him, because in reality, the story of his life is quite sad and traumatic. Everything that led to Peter Parker turning into Spider-Man were tragic events, the life of Peter Parker is pain and suffering. Also, his personality is really interesting. Spider-Man is the combination of a really smart person, almost to genius level while also having physical capabilities. Let’s bring Hulk, Captain America, and Iron Man to the table, they are examples of the extremes of ends. But if you asked me, Spider-Man is the closest to reality.
@@CarloSnow5 Peter Parker/ Spider-Man‘s life will always be tragic. He always loses someone close to him in every adaptation. What makes him admirable is that he strives to go harder, stronger and better in the hardest times, not just with his powers but with his daily life; job, education, relationships. That’s what makes him most people’s favorite hero. He is the most human.
When he said “he still can’t get laid” Me when read the comics and seeing Peter bring girls to his bedroom left and right Maybe he’s talking about Miles Morales
@@Handsome.Individual As a matter of fact I do have a life, to the point that I don't need to worship some internet scam artist young men's wannabe savior
I feel like this video could be in the next Spiderman movie as a surprise cameo or something lol Or at least some kind of reference made by an Andrew Tate lookalike
@1:52 There were 2 robbers, he caught up to one of them in a high-speed chase & un-alived him. (Pushed him out a 4 story window). The other one became 'Sandman'.
Its funny that he is hating on spiderman, because Peters uncle died because peter became selfish and egoistic and wanted to us his powers only to benefit himself. The same thing Andrew would do lol
Spiderman has had *OVER* *28* *PARTNERS* some of whom Mary Jane Gwen Stacey Black Cat Silk all of whom look like super models except Mary Jane who *WAS* in fact a super model If Spiderman is a nerd I want to become the Ultimate Nerd
To be fair, it doesn’t really matter if they know or not. Once a villain finds out his identity, they already know who he’s associated with and will target them to get to Spider Man. Plus if you don’t tell your loved ones who you really are, then it’s more likely that they can’t trust you because keeping that big of a secret includes lying, excuse making, etc. So your loved ones trust you less because you lied to them. All in all, it’s a very stupid idea to keep being Spider Man a secret from your loved ones. If you told your loved ones you were Spider Man, then without saying, they almost immediately take extra precaution because they do or should know the risk of being associated with Spider Man. You have more eyes out in the city, so if they see something, they already have you on speed dial. There’s so many more benefits to telling your loved ones the truth than to keep it a secret from them.
yeah thats what makes me upset about this take, Spider-Man is the tragic hero archetype, that's the whole point of the Raimi and Spider-Verse films. it's ironic that DC's Black Spider was a mock of Spider-Man who had no tragic loss or morals, which is basically how tate wants him to be when it's the complete opposite of his character
“And he still can’t get laid.” I don’t expect someone with over 5 baby mamas and no time with his kids to understand anything about great responsibility.
@Madge Pereira no lol, there is nothing wrong with that, my mom lives in my grandpas house, my aunt also lives in her dad's house, and my dad and my uncle lives in their in laws house, there is nothing wrong living with your parent's house. Why buy a house when your parents don't mind you living with them, I mean once they pass away the house wouldn't be given to the government right, it will be yours
@@nolongerinuse738 he advocated killing bens killer, one life for another isn’t a very good trade off. If you kill a murderer the amount of murderers in the room stay the same
Edited: Spider-Man actually tried to kill the guy who he thought killed his uncle and he ended up tripping and dying in battle with Spider-Man if he’s talking about the raimi films shown in this clip
@@zipboy4630 No dude, you didn't understand the scene. Spider-Man never killed the dude Spider-Man never killed anyone. The dude fucking tripped on a pipe .
@@Breadloaf-kr4gi ok but still if the if that was a regular fight between two people and the guy who died was innocent then the guy in Spider-Man’s position would be in jail for murder like he was beating him up and stuff and even if he tripped on a pipe he said in No Way Home that he wanted him dead
He doesnt give up his identity to keep his loved ones alive his ops are super ops not some crack heads with guns and he does get the guy who kills his uncle 😂
*"I don't want her to know I'm spiderman, I want her to still think Im a fucking nerrd"* lmao 😂
That wasn't funny literally made no sense. Mary Jane already knew that he was spider man in that movie.
@@Helltown66 no, she found out in spider man 2. when otto tries to destroy the machine himself, Peter went to go save Mary Jane from the piece of the building without his mask on and that's when she saw it.
My favorite was “He’s a dork who gets bit by a spider now he’s super spider dork.” Genuinely threw me In for a laughing fit. I almost fell out of my chair
@@Zzzquil_Lord_v2 I liked when he said "Venom would fuck him up" cause it's kinda true.
@@SpyderENT I think your missing the point of it *being a joke* don't take it to seriously. Btw your wrong she didn't know he was spiderman at the time.
If Tate got powers he'd be Homelander 😂😂😂
More like soldier boy
No he would not be narcissist like him
@@karnatakaanonymous325 he just said he'd demand Mary Jane suck his dick using his powers what are you talking about
@@karnatakaanonymous325 He already is
@@yocarter9221 he is not narcissistic he is just has higher self esteem
“If you killed venoms uncle venom would fuck the dude up” I’m fucking dead bro 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆
I think venom would eat his own uncle since he ate his own son
Fr 😂😂😂
@@Ryder___893he...didn't.. taste good!
I would like to see Andrew Tate on a broadcast with J Jonah Jameson
Me too 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOO that would be so hilarious
Man my jaw dropped when Andrew said “Live with his parents” …
He never read the comics and saw the movies he only sees Spidey sad scenes that's why he thinks Spider-Man is stupid.
One of the Spider-Man actor has the same name as his. 💀
@@madgepereira2891 who tf r u spidermans reputation center?
@@jurajsenkiccrazy you’re mad bc he’s telling the truth, Tate doesn’t know shit about spidey bc he has pulled the baddest mfs of all time
@@joey_iz_weird6212 that sounds soooo nerdy
As a legit comic reading nerd, there is so much wrong with this, but it is too entertaining for me to give a fuck. Also, I genuinely want to see a movie where Andrew Tate gets bitten by a radioactive spider and uses his powers and web shooters to fight the matrix.
Same boat as you bro. Im into comics but this shits too funny
No it's not.
Andrew Tate = Miguel O'Hara
@@Vynne96-jg7er Nah, even Miguel ain’t this bad. Andrew Tate = Homelander
Nerd cringe
Spider-Man is a dork…
Black Spider-Man: original top g
Japanese Spider-Man: 🔫🔫
True. Black spiderman and Japanese spider man would fuck Tate up.
Man went from talking about girls and femenist to streamers to billionaires to president to this
Yeah to be honest bro don't listen to these Alpha spergs they seem to know what's life's all about but bro they don't. look at Andrew he's arguing with some low value bitches. You can take one look at the women that he's talking to and you will know everything.
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was years ago
This vid is 3-4 years old
0:53 BRUH I ALMOST CHOKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He literally just admitted to rape, bro
@@MarkHerrera24 LMAOOOO HE WAS JOKING
@@imature0117 Knowing Andrew Tate, I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t joking
@@MarkHerrera24
So you DON’T know Andrew
You really think he would do anything close to rape ? it doesn’t even make any sense
Average Homelander Fan😂
typical soldier boy fan
The weakest “literally me” fan
@@ashmit5u soldier boy is a rapper. Also sounds gay as shit
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Nah Andrew would hate homelander but he would be a solider boy fan
Bully Maguire: I miss the part where that's my problem.
Gonna cry ? 😂
andrew would've loved bully maguire if he saw spider man 3
@@animeliker it was a joke bro i actually absolutely disagree with Andrew on Spiderman
@@galaxydragon6820 kk
@@animeliker You're sitting here hating on a successful person
What have you done in your life bozo ? 💀
I'm sure you're sitting here commenting this and hating him from your lonely basement which has nothing in it
You're the type of tik tok guy who hates Andrew tate in a delusional thought that you will get some feminist girls by doing that
Dude grow up there's still time get a life brokie
“But I don’t want her to
know I’m Spider-Man
I want her to still think
I’m a fuckin NERRD” 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never cared that much for Spider-Man. But Tate just ironically made me like the character more.
Dude, Spider-Man literally has super-strength. It may not look like it, but he does. As for getting laid, so what if he doesn't? I would prefer being judged by my character and not by my appearance.
1:56, Batman follows the exact same rule as Spider-Man does, he DOESN'T kill. But Andrew Tate proceeds to admire Batman and not Spider-Man.
Yeah but batman would cripple his opponents and put him in the hospital for months. Spiderman is the complete opposite.
Probably because Batman is rich and far more violent.
At least batman breaks them first
@@ace9924that's cos Spiderman has superstrength, he doesn't wanna take their jaw off😂
Batman does kill. Both in comics and movies. And even more important:
1) when he is not in the Batman suit, he is more or less Tristan Tate. Big strong rich playboy badass.
2) He is a dark and dangerous person on the inside. Not a whiny dork
Im a G, im Spiderman 😂
Maguire's Spiderman does catch the robber, but Garfield's Spiderman doesn't ever, not ever catch the robber that killed his uncle.
Both are dorks
I was Literally talking about that when he asked like if I was actually there explaining it to him 😂
He was dork
*Got biten by Spider
Now he is Spider Dork 💀
It’s true
I laugh until I cry every single time I watch this 😂 FREE THIS MAN!
You love his rotten jokes?
Tobey should throw a slipper on his face
@@madgepereira2891 damn straight
Yeah his jokes are funny
One fun fact is that spiderman is equivalent to harem protagonist in the comics
Even though the reason he lives with his grandparents is because he’s a teenager this is still mad funny
It’s not his grandparents, tate said it himself “uncle”
Grandparents? 🤣🤣🤣
You don't even know Spider-Man's story genius.
Those 3 films are understood by legends not by people who don't watch Spider-Man and think Andrew T is right.
Teenagers have to live with parents. Otherwise they will do the worst things in their life.
You seriously didn't watch those Spider-Man films?
Dude he still lives with his grandparents when he’s in his 20s
"Your friendly dork,dorkyspiderman"☠️☠️☠️
Your friendly dorky Andrew Tate .
Even in real life, zendaya sleeping with 2 guys in a trailer. Poor Tom Holland 😂
This
Yeah because a movie is real life
The amount of times he quoted “With great power comes great responsibility” in his interview with Piers Morgan. Ironic.
I truly find it interesting that he criticized Spider-Man and has talked down multiple times on him, because in reality, the story of his life is quite sad and traumatic. Everything that led to Peter Parker turning into Spider-Man were tragic events, the life of Peter Parker is pain and suffering. Also, his personality is really interesting. Spider-Man is the combination of a really smart person, almost to genius level while also having physical capabilities. Let’s bring Hulk, Captain America, and Iron Man to the table, they are examples of the extremes of ends. But if you asked me, Spider-Man is the closest to reality.
A better representation of Spider-Man story. Honestly, my opinion is Andrew’s saga. Specially, when Gwen Stacy died.
@@CarloSnow5 Peter Parker/ Spider-Man‘s life will always be tragic. He always loses someone close to him in every adaptation. What makes him admirable is that he strives to go harder, stronger and better in the hardest times, not just with his powers but with his daily life; job, education, relationships. That’s what makes him most people’s favorite hero. He is the most human.
@@eoinoconnor5783 Totally agree!
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.
"Spiderman is a super spider dork".
- probably super spider G.
Tate should do standup shows
"Super spider dork"💀
This dude is funny effortlessly😂😂
Alright Andrew, could've just said you're a Venom fan lmao
He probably would hav liked Bully Maguire because he’s a jerk just like Tate
Before this i didn't like Andrew Tate, then I hated him.
no one cares
@@user-gd8ib3hv7e its a joke prick, he's on a nonsensical tangent on spiderman.
“Bitch i am spiderman come here” - Andrew Tate, 2022
'' b1tch ima spiderman come here''
When he said “he still can’t get laid”
Me when read the comics and seeing Peter bring girls to his bedroom left and right
Maybe he’s talking about Miles Morales
He’s not. Andrew Tate was specifically talking about the Sam Raimi Spider-Man.
shut up geeks
@@Candle_of_Yanni Poor Tobey 😭.
Tobey shouldn't see this.
This is bs.
Rubbish video.
This video spawned a series of hilarious videos of spiderman movies with andrew Tate edited into them
The G SpiderMan 0:53 😂😂
*After playing spiderman 2*
HE IS NOT WRONG!!!
the spiderman comic one more day .
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Andrew Tate is not a good source of moral guidance
womp womp geek get a life
@@Handsome.Individual As a matter of fact I do have a life, to the point that I don't need to worship some internet scam artist young men's wannabe savior
@@worldsgreatestspy5836 proof it that it is an scam
I agree, but bro should
search up the comics, he hooked up with a lot of women
and had a kid
@@user-pp6bv7wv2y peter got cucked by a dude named paul
Even if i dissagree he's mad entertaining
1:05 This is what the Superhero Movie of 2008 was mocking them for. At least Dragonfly got laid, meaning he was a Top G like Andrew
Dragonfly is cheap copy of Spider-Man. Stupid version.
Some scenes were matching 2092 Spider-man.
Stupid movie.
Getting laid doesn’t automatically make you a top G bro lol. I’m a broke ass college kid and still get laid
I can't breath 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead 😂😂😂
He did kill the guy who killed his uncle. He later regretted it tho and it was on accident but he still killed him.
Bro you have beef with Spider-Man lol hahaha funny shit 👍👍👍👍
Psst fucking talking about no ? I am a G ,Spiderman you😂
Perhaps a porn parody of spiderman and Mary Jane might help😅
“Does it just come out of your wrist, or does it come out of anywhere else?”
I feel like this video could be in the next Spiderman movie as a surprise cameo or something lol
Or at least some kind of reference made by an Andrew Tate lookalike
Super Spider Dork💀💀💀💀
This dudes funny 😂
He also assaulted a woman on camera
@@gaszwyn449 he’s funny , I don’t care about his mental issues that he’s gotta figure out . That’s on him .
Cap virgin
@@gaszwyn449 thats not true that women cleared that she liked it in bed on her social media.
@@gaszwyn449 cap
He got silk, mj, black cat, gwen
Tate lowkey funny as hell
@1:52 There were 2 robbers, he caught up to one of them in a high-speed chase & un-alived him. (Pushed him out a 4 story window). The other one became 'Sandman'.
JJJ in real life
lol
I like how he pretends not to know the story too well but he clearly is a fan lol
He is right.
“Super spider dork”🤓
💀💀
Its funny that he is hating on spiderman, because Peters uncle died because peter became selfish and egoistic and wanted to us his powers only to benefit himself. The same thing Andrew would do lol
This video is why the Spider-Man fans hate Andrew Tate. People hate truth.
True
I like Spiderman but i still like Tate
As a spidey fan i adimit that i do
@@DUTCH-CHRISTIAN2008Tate is a cringelord.
True I like both Andrew and spider-man but I like Andrew more
Whats crazy is that in andrew garfields spiderman he literally did the exact thing to gwen
“And why does he still live with his parents”
Joke is on you Tate, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD 😂
"fck you talking bout no" legend
*bully maguire shows up*
Spider-Man lives in a apartment which is Mr dikovitch’s apartment
Andrew Tate is Real Life LEX LUTHER
No he not that smart 😂😂😂
Bet he wouldn’t be singing the same tune if he was in the ring with him
And that’s why they added the symbiote story
When Peter is exactly like a Top G
Spiderman has had *OVER* *28* *PARTNERS* some of whom
Mary Jane
Gwen Stacey
Black Cat
Silk
all of whom look like super models except Mary Jane who *WAS* in fact a super model
If Spiderman is a nerd I want to become the Ultimate Nerd
"spiderman is a bitch" the opening is already hilarious😂
That's the fucking story, he don't want his loved ones to know he's Spider-Man because they can be the target of his enemies.
DORK
To be fair, it doesn’t really matter if they know or not. Once a villain finds out his identity, they already know who he’s associated with and will target them to get to Spider Man. Plus if you don’t tell your loved ones who you really are, then it’s more likely that they can’t trust you because keeping that big of a secret includes lying, excuse making, etc. So your loved ones trust you less because you lied to them. All in all, it’s a very stupid idea to keep being Spider Man a secret from your loved ones. If you told your loved ones you were Spider Man, then without saying, they almost immediately take extra precaution because they do or should know the risk of being associated with Spider Man. You have more eyes out in the city, so if they see something, they already have you on speed dial. There’s so many more benefits to telling your loved ones the truth than to keep it a secret from them.
What? Andrew tate is spiderman?
You must be fun at parties
yeah thats what makes me upset about this take, Spider-Man is the tragic hero archetype, that's the whole point of the Raimi and Spider-Verse films. it's ironic that DC's Black Spider was a mock of Spider-Man who had no tragic loss or morals, which is basically how tate wants him to be when it's the complete opposite of his character
Super spider fork 😂 💀
Spider-man can easily snap you like a twig Andrew.
I didn't know J. Jonah Jameson exists in real life.
Bro even has a beef with spiderman
“And he still can’t get laid.”
I don’t expect someone with over 5 baby mamas and no time with his kids to understand anything about great responsibility.
The funniest thing is watching geeks defend a COMIC book character😂😂😂
Watching you protect a SHAVED MOLE RAT is funnier 🤩🤣🤣🤣
@@bearyyoda7950 And here you are taking the "mole rat" seriously, about a fictional character🤡🤣🤣
@@andilentanjana6359 bruh when were we talking about your dad💀
Even funnier are the people taking Andrew Tate seriously 😂
Why
This feels personal
Andrew looks like a venom fan
You can’t say the same for comic Spiderman though.
The real important talks😂
andrew tate predicted zebb wells
That's why bully maguire was created!
Andrew "No chin" Tate is such an alpha chad. The true epitome of manliness.
Bro damn true 😂😂💀
No . Watch all Spider-Man films.
I'm taking him for justiiiiice 😂😂
Batman/Bruce 🦇 is the true top g, both of his personas get kitty 🐈
Mary jane parker some shit 😂
Spider-man is one of my favorite characters but Andrew is absolutely right specially if we apply what he said to Tobey’s version
This will always be funny 😂😂😂
This is why Andrew is GOATED 😂😂
”The fuck you talking about no”🤨
What color is your Andrew Garfield?
Bro, about a third of male adults still live with their parents 💀
So what. It's a thing in India.
Is that funny?
Some are married and still live with their parents with their wife and kids.
It happens with my family.
Not funny.
@Madge Pereira no lol, there is nothing wrong with that, my mom lives in my grandpas house, my aunt also lives in her dad's house, and my dad and my uncle lives in their in laws house, there is nothing wrong living with your parent's house. Why buy a house when your parents don't mind you living with them, I mean once they pass away the house wouldn't be given to the government right, it will be yours
Spider man isn’t even an adult
Andrew version of superhero homelander...
Wondering wt type of superhero he will make if he writes a comic book😂😂😂😂
Homelander is an entitled baby
His version of superhero would be The Punisher or Wolverine
Andrew Garfield Andrew Garfield
@@nolongerinuse738 he advocated killing bens killer, one life for another isn’t a very good trade off. If you kill a murderer the amount of murderers in the room stay the same
He aint ever read the comics
Edited: Spider-Man actually tried to kill the guy who he thought killed his uncle and he ended up tripping and dying in battle with Spider-Man if he’s talking about the raimi films shown in this clip
No he didn't 🤦🤦🤦
@@Breadloaf-kr4gi yes he did and if you don’t think so you didn’t read my comment correctly or haven’t watched that scene properly
@@zipboy4630 No dude, you didn't understand the scene. Spider-Man never killed the dude Spider-Man never killed anyone. The dude fucking tripped on a pipe .
@@Breadloaf-kr4gi ok but still if the if that was a regular fight between two people and the guy who died was innocent then the guy in Spider-Man’s position would be in jail for murder like he was beating him up and stuff and even if he tripped on a pipe he said in No Way Home that he wanted him dead
@@zipboy4630 None of what you said proves that Peter killed him, dawg
I'm Batman fan
"Gonna put some dirt in your eye"
He doesnt give up his identity to keep his loved ones alive his ops are super ops not some crack heads with guns and he does get the guy who kills his uncle 😂
Black Spider-Man mindset>