Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #8

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  • Опубліковано 26 тра 2015
  • Jack, Jay, Mike, and Rich Evans all take a spin on the wheel of nightmares and horror. What crap will the they land on or whatever.
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  • @pasu2k
    @pasu2k 6 років тому +3453

    23:23 Just making sure I can easily find Rich's story about meeting a man at a minor league baseball game, who invited him to his bedroom to show his Warhammer figures and Wendy's ad. For future reference

    • @videogamechangers605
      @videogamechangers605 5 років тому +312

      I'm still waiting for Wendy's ad guy to show up in the comments to tell us about his visit to Rich's bedroom.

    • @nickd7036
      @nickd7036 5 років тому +104

      Could this get more awkward?

    • @KingSpectre844
      @KingSpectre844 4 роки тому +54

      Did he try to sell you Amway, or did he just stick his fingers in your asshole?
      I'm fucking dying.

    • @kreskinkun
      @kreskinkun 4 роки тому +94

      The way Jack smiles, folds his arms and leans in like he instantly knows this is going to be good.

    • @lucassalomon3144
      @lucassalomon3144 4 роки тому +18

      Poor Rich hahaha

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin 4 роки тому +393

    Tfw you think you've made a new friend at the baseball game, you invite him around and bond over your Warhammer miniatures, but a few years later you see him and three alcoholics laughing at you in an internet review show and calling you a sex weirdo.

    • @gideonquesenberry6270
      @gideonquesenberry6270 Рік тому +50

      As a Warhammer guy, this checks out.

    • @mookiewilson4166
      @mookiewilson4166 Рік тому

      You show one kid your Warhammer collection with your erect cock out and they call you names forever.
      Grow up, Mike.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@gideonquesenberry6270True

    • @WomenRespecter9000
      @WomenRespecter9000 2 місяці тому +3

      oh now i feel bad

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 3 роки тому +553

    Minor League baseball season ticketholder warhammer minifig wendy's ad guy is the most fleshed out character in any redlettermedia production

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +32

      Most "fleshed" out supporting not-on-camera character.

    • @twalt
      @twalt 2 роки тому +29

      And here we are, all this time later, buying shirts with a photo of rich evans as old as that guy's wendy's ad

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 роки тому +9

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs It’s one of those characters a main character in sopranos talks about, and we never see.

  • @markandrewgriggs2294
    @markandrewgriggs2294 7 років тому +1831

    "I can do it myself" was sung as a duet. Just for the record.
    Goddam kids..

    • @jp5394
      @jp5394 7 років тому +103

      Blame the dumb adults whom forced them into it.

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 6 років тому +71

      It's not the worst thing they forced them into.

    • @JigglyJuice-sl4mx
      @JigglyJuice-sl4mx 5 років тому +5

      OpenMawProductions lmaoo

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 років тому +6

      wheres my beating stick

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 4 роки тому +11

      @@OpenMawProductions womp womp
      slide whistle

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 9 років тому +1707

    "Do we still have condoms?" -- Jay, to Mike, with no irony whatsoever.

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 5 років тому +408

      “A LOT of them”
      - Mike, to Jay, with the same amount of emotion as a boulder

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 5 років тому +201

      Well at least they're safe.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +169

      "A LOT of them"
      - Mike, to Jay, with an enticing edge of erotic sleaze

    • @ElaynneWea
      @ElaynneWea 4 роки тому +27

      @@theramblinmahoney2316 I'm a week late, but... 3:46

    • @ConnorHammond
      @ConnorHammond 3 роки тому +29

      Flip a coin. Tales; you have chlamydia, heads; you have AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!

  • @williamQUIQUEREE1
    @williamQUIQUEREE1 9 років тому +162

    "You can't fuck em if they're dead." -Rich Evans, member of the church of Scientology

    • @Gurianthe
      @Gurianthe 9 років тому +7

      Will Quiqueree you missed "and member or NAMBLA"

    • @christian_aspen
      @christian_aspen 4 місяці тому +1

      *Church of Toll-Boothology

  • @UpUpBobby
    @UpUpBobby 7 років тому +1160

    Mike saying "lesbian" over and over in his half-assed Mrs. Doubtfire voice is pure gold.

    • @christiano3819
      @christiano3819 4 роки тому +63

      Ho ho hooo!

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 2 роки тому +8

      That took me by surprise. Busted a gut I did

    • @brennonplays
      @brennonplays Рік тому +7

      Back 7 years later for this exact reason

    • @SaskDuder
      @SaskDuder Рік тому +1

      @@christiano3819 I did try it, it was a lot of fun! 🙂

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 3 місяці тому

      A...a lesssbian!

  • @user-nk5gc6yg1t
    @user-nk5gc6yg1t 3 роки тому +58

    "' -I expected more from amature elderly people" - my review of Space cop!

  • @Jayblin
    @Jayblin 9 років тому +634

    My favorite line in the whole video is Jay's cryptic "We still have condoms?"

    • @boheyo
      @boheyo 9 років тому +48

      Jayblin
      I guess the balloon lifting Plinkett's house was one of them?

    • @elinbrood7697
      @elinbrood7697 9 років тому +107

      "A LOT of condoms"

  • @markm7929
    @markm7929 9 років тому +1344

    Mike's disdain for old people is one of his more hilarious aspects about him. He just tears them apart.

    • @sean5696
      @sean5696 9 років тому +252

      Mark M But deep down, he shows a genuine love of them. He uses comedy to mask it because he is uncomfortable with the truth. This is demonstrated by his unwillingness to destroy the tapes and picking them the best of the worst. I hope as he grows old and feeble that he directs and stars in his own production called Geritol Follies 2 - Stoklasa Boogalo with a special guest appearance by Rich Evans no doubt.

    • @RIP_Greedo
      @RIP_Greedo 9 років тому +38

      fox_fact 1 Yeah he loves the Osteoperosis Dance too

    • @ErroneousNickname
      @ErroneousNickname 9 років тому +30

      Mark M It pairs well with the many dead/anti children jokes Rich and Jessi come up with

    • @markm7929
      @markm7929 9 років тому +6

      ErroneousNickname
      Wonder what happened to Jessi.

    • @dcluvspie5777
      @dcluvspie5777 9 років тому +3

      Mark M Her and Mike are together and still together she's just not in this episode...

  • @D_Fyre
    @D_Fyre 3 роки тому +305

    Based on the fact that Mike chose Geritol Follies as Best of the Worst, and it was his idea to put it on the wheel, AND he defended it passionately as something that was done with noble intentions, I feel like one of his grandparents was on the tape and he secretly wanted to honor them by watching it with friends.

    • @em791
      @em791 2 роки тому +54

      he also was the one who corrected Jay's pronunciation of Geritol. Hmmm....

    • @charlesketch
      @charlesketch 2 роки тому +1

      It's particularly suspicious when Mike is usually a heartless asshole when it comes to old people.

    • @xavierkazoo1619
      @xavierkazoo1619 7 місяців тому

      I think he's just a sick bastard that loves laughing at old people

  • @Dostwyn
    @Dostwyn 8 років тому +1725

    The Hamilton Follies (formerly known as the Geritol Follies) were shut down in July 2015, shortly after their 40th anniversary, and a bit more than a month after this video came out. They had accumulated about $100,000 in debt, because apparently nobody wanted to watch 2 hour long shows of elderly people on stage when you have the internet.

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 6 років тому +307

      who wants to watch them on stage when you can masturbate to them on the internet.

    • @MrInkblots
      @MrInkblots 5 років тому +125

      Dostwyn wow, THOUSANDS of dollars in debt?

    • @FSquid
      @FSquid 5 років тому +133

      @@MrInkblots Thousands of dollars is a lot of money in Hamilton

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 років тому +87

      @@MrInkblots at least they had the self-awareness that they would never make that money back doing those shows and discontinued them.

    • @just_going_mads
      @just_going_mads 5 років тому +255

      Why would we when we could watch near 2 hour long videos of drunk elderly people sitting around a lawn table in a warehouse complain about shitty VHS tapes on UA-cam.

  • @jamesgraham1772
    @jamesgraham1772 3 роки тому +195

    The giant “EDITED BY MIKE STOKLASA” after he cuts off the discussion of whether to destroy his tape or not was a masterful touch.

  • @zacharibertrand8700
    @zacharibertrand8700 7 років тому +3466

    This 22 year old is enjoying watching these 44 year olds roast 88 year olds.

  • @AgentPothead
    @AgentPothead 2 роки тому +79

    The voice of Eddie Eagle is Cam Clarke, who voiced Leonardo in the original TMNT series. I knew Eddie Eagle sounded familiar but I just couldn't place it.

    • @RHGarciaApr85
      @RHGarciaApr85 2 роки тому +15

      And I'm pretty sure the voice of the "Well, like they say, three's a crowd!" kid in If You Love Me, Show Me.

    • @averydrake2572
      @averydrake2572 8 місяців тому +9

      He also voiced Liquid Snake in the Metal Gear Solid games.

  • @iheartculture
    @iheartculture 2 роки тому +110

    I love that Rich seems to have a fascinating double life that even the people he spends most of his time with don't know about

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 7 місяців тому +5

      Rich has a double life. He lives under at least 10 different secret identities. His power cannot be contained within a single mortal shell.

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch 9 років тому +313

    I just love the safety disclaimers during the song. "Please check with your local police about gang colors before dressing like this."

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +9

      It's should've been "Please look in a mirror before you leave your home dressed like this, because it's WHAK."

    • @donnypotsmoker
      @donnypotsmoker 11 місяців тому

      @@unnhkp8mza522 thank you, I was confused. I am retarded, after all.

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 9 років тому +282

    To be fair, "Stop! Don't touch! Leave the area! Tell an adult!" seems like sound advice if some overly friendly eagle with shirt, shoes but no pants enters your playground and attepts to force conversation.

  • @lfgavalas
    @lfgavalas 7 років тому +379

    I regularly invite guys over and show them my Warhammer figurine collection, I don't get why there is a stigma attached to this activity.

    • @annalieseross8598
      @annalieseross8598 3 роки тому +32

      Toxic masculinity is why!

    • @icantthinkofagoodname.3983
      @icantthinkofagoodname.3983 2 роки тому +25

      @@annalieseross8598 weirdly the three people that introduced me to warhammer was a woman, a trans man, and a non-binary person.

    • @fly_8659
      @fly_8659 2 роки тому +37

      @@icantthinkofagoodname.3983 who needs gender when you can aspire to the purity of the blessed machine

    • @steelshaper06
      @steelshaper06 2 роки тому +2

      But did you have balls out?

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 2 роки тому +23

      And by "Warhammer figurine collection" you mean "warhammer" and by "warhammer" I mean "penis"..

  • @Costar58
    @Costar58 7 років тому +456

    Rich, Jay, Mike and Jack are the ultimate BOTW combo

    • @FillBar
      @FillBar 4 роки тому +65

      The Breath of the Wild skins I have been waiting for.

    • @eltoob99
      @eltoob99 4 роки тому +3

      Amen!

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 3 роки тому +29

      Josh is a good runner up for when Jack isn't available. They're the core 5 for a reason.

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 2 роки тому +4

      @@Yuli_Ban You're right, Josh is good too

    • @pythonbyte
      @pythonbyte 2 роки тому +2

      I prefer Josh to Jack.

  • @JudasPriest9878
    @JudasPriest9878 9 років тому +1202

    I thought I heard Rich Evans laugh on the bus earlier this week…
    Turned out it was actually an obese, homeless woman laughing maniacally

    • @SonicLamb
      @SonicLamb 9 років тому +386

      JudasPriest9878 So it was Rich Evans.

    • @JudasPriest9878
      @JudasPriest9878 9 років тому +158

      SonicLamb I don't know, I'm not sure if she was
      cool
      about
      fire safety

    • @roboticpigeon42
      @roboticpigeon42 9 років тому +12

      JudasPriest9878 How can you be homeless and obese

    • @chowellith
      @chowellith 9 років тому +33

      DinoCoffee Truly, its a hard life. You have to strive to stay obese, without accidently being tricked into owning a home. May God have mercy on their souls.

    • @roboticpigeon42
      @roboticpigeon42 9 років тому +4

      chowellith 1 like 1 prayer

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy Рік тому +64

    23:24
    The way Mike, Jack and Jay immediately picked up on the potential of an epic Rich Evans yarn kills me every time I watch this.

    • @kquigs4420
      @kquigs4420 5 місяців тому

      You’re doing God’s work with that time stamp.

  • @tnuctaf3157
    @tnuctaf3157 8 років тому +2131

    I was painting Warhammer models during this

    • @theunbearablejuan
      @theunbearablejuan 7 років тому +211

      I want to see your warhammer out complete with your baseballs. #sexualharassment

    • @tnuctaf3157
      @tnuctaf3157 7 років тому +95

      oh ok please don't leak them tho

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 7 років тому +88

      Yo I was playing Warhammer Total War during this

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 7 років тому +198

      In the grim darkness of the far future,there is only war and juicy Shaq meat.

    • @shivshankredemption5024
      @shivshankredemption5024 7 років тому +153

      THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINT

  • @YOLUG
    @YOLUG 7 років тому +249

    I remember having an assembly at my elementary school where we had a whole presentation about gun safety and we watched the eddy eagle movie, there was even a guy in an eddy eagle costume. This was the late 90s in Allentown,PA

    • @PizzaTimeGamingChannel
      @PizzaTimeGamingChannel 4 роки тому +17

      Same here. Mid 90s in Boise, ID

    • @arieheath7773
      @arieheath7773 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah, Eddie the Eagle is the NRA kids safety mascot. The program is basic stuff like walk away and tell an adult what you found, and to not touch guns without parental supervision. We had a presentation at my 4H rifle team meeting where they had a more advanced class for actual safe handling of guns as well.

    • @uriahl2331
      @uriahl2331 3 роки тому +16

      Stop, don't touch, leave the area, tell an adult! I learned this a little under two decades ago from Eddie Eagle. Don't think it will ever leave me.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 2 роки тому +3

      Of course it's Pennsylvania.

    • @Mrreebo
      @Mrreebo Рік тому +2

      Hummelstown, Pa, they were still doing this into the mid 2000's

  • @Badthoughts90
    @Badthoughts90 9 років тому +192

    Fun Robin Williams based fact: His accent for Mrs Doubtfire is actually based on Bill Forsyth, the director he worked with on Being Human.

    • @DKiSAerospaceHistory
      @DKiSAerospaceHistory 3 роки тому +16

      The character, though, is based on Christine Hamilton (from this video) and Margaret Thatcher.

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 Рік тому +6

      This reeks of "more Robin Williams covering up his tracks with fake bullshit facts".

    • @Badthoughts90
      @Badthoughts90 Рік тому +11

      @@spillanegottleib1681 this reeks of "overcompensating for a lack of valuable input with shallow cynicism"

  • @JordanStar7
    @JordanStar7 4 роки тому +92

    23:16 as soon as Rich starts his story about the Wendy’s guy, all the guys look at each other like “oh boy here we go”

  • @Kerrigan1000
    @Kerrigan1000 5 років тому +65

    HEY! Shoji Tabuchi!, in the first 10 seconds. I saw him in Branson Missouri. Man it was werid. He's a great violinist, fantastic. His comedy routine was hard to sit through. HOWEVER, I will never forget going to the bathroom there. No joke, his bathrooms are like decorated in black marble and gold. He has like an 1800 Billiards pool table in the men's bathroom that you can rent out for parties.
    If you wana throw a party in a men's bathroom where a bunch of guys gather around a table playing with sticks & balls, Shoji.

  • @bigg489
    @bigg489 8 років тому +1581

    Rich Evans is the greatest human being to have ever lived.

    • @mmmulder
      @mmmulder 6 років тому +78

      Greg Adrouny he is also the sexiest man who have ever lived

    • @TalynCo
      @TalynCo 5 років тому +18

      @@mmmulder at first I thought you said sexist and I thought my heart was about to be broken. "No! Tell me it isn't true!"

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 5 років тому +71

      @@TalynCo If he hated women, would he have so many locked in his basement?

    • @octaviogomes_
      @octaviogomes_ 5 років тому +6

      you are underestimating him

    • @tukkek
      @tukkek 4 роки тому +3

      @@cpmenninga Literally nobody on the Internet cares about your stupid dead uncle. Why would you share that?

  • @DistractedGlobeGuy
    @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 років тому +343

    Goddammit, Rich, going into strangers' creepy houses...
    What is it with him always watching these safety training videos years after having times when he needed them?
    (Faintly, as though a great distance away, a choir could be heard, singing *"Gotta be cool about fiiire safety..."*)

    • @YungM.D.
      @YungM.D. 8 років тому +56

      If only there was a safety video for not getting stalked and murdered by the Showbiz Pizza best

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 4 роки тому +2

      ... that song was playing in my head at work today.
      I was 1/4th asleep on the assembly line, and it started floating through my mind.

  • @johnvogel3004
    @johnvogel3004 8 років тому +632

    I love how the Eddie Eagle video assumes parents will show it to their kids, and still leave their guns lying around unsecured

    • @1111Tactical
      @1111Tactical 8 років тому +99

      What about the kid's friend's parents? They could be bad at hiding their guns.

    • @redzeppelin6
      @redzeppelin6 7 років тому +51

      Seems to be more of a city kid problem.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 6 років тому +34

      Eddie "the eagle" Edwards is a UK ski jumper ...he should sue who ever did that video.

    • @thequesomanishere
      @thequesomanishere 6 років тому +20

      They show it in schools

    • @Broseidon77
      @Broseidon77 5 років тому +7

      @@thequesomanishere Yep, I had to watch this Eddie Eagle video in gym class in the 90's.

  • @albynoman
    @albynoman 5 років тому +216

    It’s pretty clear that Mike is jealous of Rich’s minor league baseball friend.

    • @PyrokineticFire1
      @PyrokineticFire1 2 роки тому +23

      Mike definitely auditioned for that Wendy's ad!

  • @btarczy5067
    @btarczy5067 3 роки тому +71

    It‘s actually heartwarming that those old folks get to have some fun. It shouldn‘t be seen by anyone but good for them.

    • @TheRealFishyB
      @TheRealFishyB Рік тому +6

      I don't think we should stop people from watching BOTW

    • @donnypotsmoker
      @donnypotsmoker 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TheRealFishyB they'll pass a law eventually

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@donnypotsmoker the only unanimous decision by Congress in the history of the United States

  • @SMATF5
    @SMATF5 Рік тому +32

    Jay, Rich, and Jack being indignant at Mike for being arbitrary and contrarian, then smash cut to "EDITED BY MIKE STOKLASA" got a big laugh from me.

  • @jbisasky
    @jbisasky 7 років тому +473

    20:52 "Please check with your local police department about local gang colors before dressing like this."

    • @juddgoswick2024
      @juddgoswick2024 3 роки тому +4

      Hey, the Micky Deeze Bois is a real gang...probably....

  • @cfrend
    @cfrend 3 роки тому +27

    From a 2020 Article on the Gulitol Follies:
    "Hamilton Follies board folds seniors' troupe but members vow a comeback"
    "But by 2013, the group was on the brink of receivership with more than $100,000 in debts. Nearly $50,000 was owed for Hamilton Place rent, something that was eventually forgiven by the City of Hamilton."
    "Carl Horton, a former music producer for the Follies, said changing demographics make marketing the show difficult. People in their 60s these days are boomers, part of the rock 'n' roll generation, who don't see entertainment value in what some might think are "grannies on stage," he said."

  • @thegael1996
    @thegael1996 5 років тому +197

    The Irish version would be "Pipe bomb safety with Paddy Phoenix; Hosted by Johnny Adair."

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 4 роки тому +37

      If You find an Armalite AR-18 lying on the street bring it to your local nationalist cell. They will give you candy and a money reward! Fight for our freedom now!

    • @bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni
      @bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni 4 роки тому +7

      Sounds like something outta Always Sunny

    • @00kevingaming4
      @00kevingaming4 3 роки тому +6

      why not hosted by mrs doubtfire

    • @TrueAuthenticSweets
      @TrueAuthenticSweets 3 роки тому +2

      A cause I can get behind

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 3 роки тому +14

      It ends with a rousing rendition of Come Out Ye Black an Tans.

  • @standup109
    @standup109 8 років тому +180

    I feel the day Mike ends up on the news missing is the day we will see Rich finally be happy.

  • @YMS
    @YMS 9 років тому +2993

    6:53 DERE HE IS

    • @bammargera1334
      @bammargera1334 9 років тому +97

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg I LOVE YOU!!

    • @MrJaco94
      @MrJaco94 9 років тому +231

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg i demand adam to be invited to do a botw episode!!

    • @Sharky1147
      @Sharky1147 9 років тому +90

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg You're the reason I have nightmares about Cool Cat coming into my house and attempting to do "cool" things to me.
      Why did you have to ruin my life?

    • @LyingPrauses
      @LyingPrauses 9 років тому +17

      *fan gurl scream

    • @wearethemusicyoumake
      @wearethemusicyoumake 9 років тому +25

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg That kid kicked sand in cool cat's face

  • @theknack101
    @theknack101 8 років тому +135

    I just realized they removed Farm Safety Family Style from future wheels.
    Thats sad

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 2 роки тому

      I think it became a Black Spine. I seem to vaguely recall seeing the title briefly on a Junka episode.

  • @adiahaalexander9359
    @adiahaalexander9359 5 років тому +63

    "Please check your local gang colors if you dress like this" 🤣🤣 I'M DEAD!

    • @MsJavaWolf
      @MsJavaWolf 4 роки тому +14

      Why are you dead? Did you wear the wrong gang colors?

  • @LordsSky
    @LordsSky 9 років тому +72

    Mike was REALLY praying for death this episode.

  • @MrJakeKale
    @MrJakeKale 8 років тому +301

    9:55 - I see Rich is using the "pillow hiding your erection" technique.

    • @kevins2301
      @kevins2301 5 років тому +45

      We all know that Rich has erectile superfunction. Just let the man be. He's a raging stallion.

  • @PatstarDeluxe
    @PatstarDeluxe 8 років тому +194

    7:23 "Hey big brother, sex with a hand."

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
      @ParadoxapocalypSatan 8 років тому +35

      +PatstarDeluxe And the song is called "I can do it myself"...

    • @PatstarDeluxe
      @PatstarDeluxe 8 років тому +6

      +Patrick Dodds Haha. And great first name by the way ;-)

  • @TheDayday127
    @TheDayday127 8 років тому +299

    The geritol video is actually the sequel to the Osteoporosis Dance

    • @Stonemask5
      @Stonemask5 6 років тому +22

      Sam Hanson Which is actually the 3rd movie, the first being the dance of birth

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 5 років тому +8

      I increased my womb space and oxygenated the room with my aroma.

    • @Iroquois_Pliskin
      @Iroquois_Pliskin 4 роки тому +2

      Senile Cinematic Universe

  • @imnotjackiechan
    @imnotjackiechan 8 років тому +350

    mike does seem like the kind of guy that's into old ladies.

    • @Vineares
      @Vineares 8 років тому +97

      Well he is into Susan.

    • @dickonmanwoody7599
      @dickonmanwoody7599 6 років тому +15

      No he likes redheads.

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 Рік тому +6

      He seemed to be very into Rich's grandma.

  • @redjackal4161
    @redjackal4161 4 роки тому +44

    I like how Jay is driving the dr. Toy's van

  • @roach9397
    @roach9397 8 років тому +407

    Gerital Follies apparently took 20 years to make. It's a bigger masterpiece than Boyhood!

  • @skaluv
    @skaluv 4 роки тому +32

    Eddie Eagle was voiced by Cam Clarke, a prolific voice actor who voiced major characters in Robotech, Leonardo in the original TMNT series, and is still active with many mainstream productions.
    For a crappy home video they must have really spent some cash.

    • @MegaZeo
      @MegaZeo 3 роки тому +4

      I thought I recognized his voice.

    • @pdlagasse
      @pdlagasse 2 роки тому +4

      They could afford Cam Clarke because Jason Priestly was free due to the whole community service thing

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 Рік тому +2

      Cam & Jason speeding down the highway drunk off their asses, both agreeing to do community service for the same PSA video.

  • @BenEd2
    @BenEd2 9 років тому +31

    I had to keep pausing during Rich's Minor League Baseball story, I genuinely couldn't breathe.

  • @mickyblue011
    @mickyblue011 8 років тому +54

    Mile giving Rich shit about going to that dudes house, utterly amazing. Jay loved every second of it.

  • @joelwhite2361
    @joelwhite2361 Рік тому +29

    I watched the eddie eagle video during gym class in elementary school. I was the stupid kid who thought the gun was a trumpet.

    • @lachlank.8270
      @lachlank.8270 Рік тому +3

      The ironic thing is a trumpet can be an edged weapon

  • @kyrridas1573
    @kyrridas1573 8 років тому +112

    when they all kept ripping on Rich, i just couldnt stop laughing. my gut hurts. ooooh man...

  • @winmine0327
    @winmine0327 8 років тому +221

    I can't remember this episode at all. I must've watched when I was drunk.
    I'm still drunk

  • @Forumbug74
    @Forumbug74 7 років тому +56

    Liquid Snake teaching gun safety is hilarious in hindsight

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 7 років тому +34

      ShatteredBladeofnorn
      "Before you use a gun, check to make sure you didn't get all of the recessive genes."

    • @JanglePangle
      @JanglePangle 2 роки тому +5

      Oh shit that really is Cam Clarke

  • @MLGProSwag69
    @MLGProSwag69 2 роки тому +8

    we watched that Gun Safety video when I was in 4th grade, all I remember is that "tell the adult" song kid me came up with a top tier parody where it was "go, do touch, stay in the area, kill the adult"

  • @BelatedCommiseration
    @BelatedCommiseration 8 років тому +83

    23:30....everyone leans forward to indulge in a Rich Evans anecdote that will inevitably be turned against him in some way! I really relate to Rich Evans...as I occupy a similar Rich Evans position in my group of friends...and all you can do sometimes is just sit there and shake your head in a world weary manner as the hilarity ensues at your expense...

    • @crafoo
      @crafoo 4 роки тому +2

      If you don't respect yourself don't expect anyone else to.

    • @ComradeRemus
      @ComradeRemus 3 роки тому

      I have a Rich Evans in my friend group as well. He absolutely deserves it.

  • @drewsauveterre8867
    @drewsauveterre8867 9 років тому +404

    Jay thinks 1995 was 10 years ago.

  • @SkyJW15
    @SkyJW15 9 років тому +25

    Knew this was going to be a good episode when Jay appeared in the window of the van as Dr. Toy.

  • @matthewbowen5841
    @matthewbowen5841 4 роки тому +27

    "They're old... you just let them... do it." -Rich Evans, FORMER retirement home director.

  • @Gwolo
    @Gwolo 8 років тому +305

    I just noticed the COOL CAT poster they have on teh wall

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 7 років тому +31

      TheGwolo that kid just kicked sand in cool cats face

    • @zumzum74
      @zumzum74 6 років тому +4

      Thehrehrrr they are!

    • @josephbroseph3003
      @josephbroseph3003 6 років тому +4

      it HAS to be from YourMovieSucks

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 років тому +1

      I noticed it too. Damn Cool Cat.

    • @mcrachiepants
      @mcrachiepants 4 роки тому +5

      @@sernoddicusthegallant6986 DERE HE IS!

  • @Sazime
    @Sazime 9 років тому +45

    The steam roller thing is hilarious, except, my grandfather actually watched a friend get run over my a steam roller when he was a kid. That kid obviously needed to see the Eddie Eagle Steamroller safety video.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +5

      That's a weird way to say you ran over a guy with a steamroller... passive voice kills, kids

    • @ryngobrody1627
      @ryngobrody1627 3 роки тому +4

      No, Dont stop, Run from the area, Ignore adults!

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 2 роки тому

      Did he get all flat like a pancake?

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 9 років тому +23

    "Minor league bat and balls".
    He's a genius.

  • @ted4573
    @ted4573 7 років тому +28

    "Im gonna show you my ""Wendy's Ad"" I died.

  • @chipflavoredtoes6412
    @chipflavoredtoes6412 3 роки тому +12

    My mother had a DVD version of multiplication rap that she forced me to watch every day after elementary school to help learn. I wound up getting a music degree so I'm glad I have that full DVD burned into my head...

  • @dinkbot
    @dinkbot 9 років тому +109

    THANK FUCKING GOD
    i thought i had missed the video because i saw it earlier and was like "fuck it ill watch it later"
    my life is preserved.

    • @BigGator5
      @BigGator5 9 років тому +6

      What happened was that at the 40 minute mark, the video was just chewed up by either UA-cam or whatever. It is now much better.

    • @SZF123456
      @SZF123456 9 років тому

      ***** kinda wanna see this nightmare now

    • @BigGator5
      @BigGator5 9 років тому

      ***** I don't think so, or they would have kept it up.
      SZF123456 You're not really missing much.

  • @imabott7053
    @imabott7053 Рік тому +14

    Strangely enough, I'm randomly rewatching this the day after Kirstie Alley died.

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan 2 роки тому +8

    "He wanted to show me his Warhammer figurines," -is that what they're calling it nowadays?

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE 6 років тому +25

    I used to watch that Eddie Eagle video all the time. The first time, dad made me watch it because he did have a lot of guns, but all the other times were because there wasn't much to do at his house.

    • @anophelesnow3957
      @anophelesnow3957 2 роки тому +1

      "There wasn't much to do at his house", you just said he had a lot of guns, why didn't you play with those for entertainment?

  • @Kap3z1
    @Kap3z1 9 років тому +20

    Mike's and Rich's chemistry is fucking amazing. They need to star in a buddy cop movie. Maybe that's what space cop is about?

  • @noc_yt
    @noc_yt 9 років тому +305

    cool cat loves you.

    • @davidmcneely4700
      @davidmcneely4700 9 років тому +27

      0816Egg Cool Cat loves allllllll kids!

    • @NealX
      @NealX 9 років тому +6

      0816Egg Cool Cat's cool about fire safety. I don't know about gun safety or farm safety (family style).

    • @JoaqMan
      @JoaqMan 9 років тому +41

      THERE HE IS

    • @koolmin23
      @koolmin23 9 років тому +16

      HEY! That kid kicked sand in cool cat's face!

    • @murdock283
      @murdock283 9 років тому +5

      0816Egg And it's NOT COOL to .... PAINT ON SOMEONE'S WALL

  • @Marius-vw9hp
    @Marius-vw9hp Рік тому +6

    I love that I just discovered this show and I have so many left to watch!

    • @benjaminfisher5351
      @benjaminfisher5351 8 місяців тому

      What an understatement! I’ve been watching them since 2020 covid lockdowns and still haven’t gotten through everything! Cheers to you!

  • @WHIT3N1NJA
    @WHIT3N1NJA 7 років тому +29

    They watched the 20th anniversary on the 20th anniversary of the 20th anniversary.

  • @thomascollins5622
    @thomascollins5622 7 років тому +207

    Only one of these things was designed to kill someone...
    (cut to steamroller)
    ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @BurnTheDemon
      @BurnTheDemon 7 років тому +18

      Thomas Collins WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 7 років тому +8

      Thomas Collins yare yare daze

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 6 років тому +15

      >Steam Roller
      >Bird of Prey
      >Playing with a Gun
      >Playing with knives
      ...nah, couldn't be.

  • @qwopiretyu
    @qwopiretyu 5 років тому +22

    Rich and Mike echoing the Canadian Governments sentiment: "Canada didn't have natives"

  • @Pazuzu4All
    @Pazuzu4All 11 місяців тому +4

    24:20 Mike is only roasting Rich Evans about his relationship with Warhammer-figurine guy because Mike is really jealous that Rich went into someone else's bedroom.

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 6 років тому +7

    i love how jack & jay just lean in at the start of rich's story b/c they know it's gonna be something good

  • @jadey2321
    @jadey2321 7 років тому +44

    Rich Evans is the coolest cat of them all

  • @SamsaraTAS
    @SamsaraTAS 9 років тому +6

    Can I just say how fucking great it is that you guys found out about the corrupted first upload, took it down within the same hour, and re-uploaded a fixed version the same day? That is some high class dedication rarely seen on the internet. Please never stop being this rad.

  • @superhamzah85
    @superhamzah85 8 років тому +123

    26:38
    Camerman? ..........YOU HACKS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @saloz9483
    @saloz9483 6 років тому +12

    riches story about the baseball guy made this my favorite wheel of the worst. I never laughed so hard before.

  • @EFino-th4ir
    @EFino-th4ir 8 років тому +16

    'Did he try to sell you Amway' hahaha

  • @petrolekh
    @petrolekh 5 років тому +12

    Those old ladies were actually very charming. I wish I had so much going on in my life at that stage in life.

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa Рік тому +1

      You wish you had? What are you, like 150 years old?

  • @smalwex
    @smalwex 11 місяців тому +3

    dont mind me just on my yearly RLM binge

  • @pairofsneakerheads
    @pairofsneakerheads 4 роки тому +42

    I'm in a pretty sad fase of my life right now. Your guys video's pull me through. Thanks for making all these awesomely funny video's.

  • @Fuji808
    @Fuji808 8 років тому +321

    "A senior YMCA"
    How the fuck does that work? A Senior Young Men's Christian Association?

    • @user-pq2mu4of7m
      @user-pq2mu4of7m 8 років тому +33

      Young at heart?

    • @noless
      @noless 7 років тому

      +Scott Gordon So their name is a lie?

    • @terracottapie
      @terracottapie 7 років тому +21

      The YMCA is kind of a vestigial name. It has evolved into something very different than what it first was, but they kept the name because of branding.
      It's basically just a chain of gyms and activity centers.

    • @Jcolinsol
      @Jcolinsol 7 років тому +1

      Fairy tales can come true
      It can happen to you
      If you're young at heart

    • @pouringblood
      @pouringblood 7 років тому

      Make your dreams come true; you'll see fantasy...
      Magic can happen to you!

  • @jacoblynch6809
    @jacoblynch6809 7 місяців тому +3

    Cant Believe this came out 8 years ago, sometimes it feels like yesterday

  • @plumcrazysomers
    @plumcrazysomers 8 років тому +138

    Regardless of how one feels about guns, it's just factual that a lot of people in America have them. Because that's not likely to change (I mean, it hasn't changed since that video came out), it's wise to tell kids these things are deadly and it's best to leave them alone.
    A common situation: a handgun is kept in case of a home invasion. While there would be far less of a chance for a child to find it if it was locked up in a safe, unloaded, that also prevents quick access in the event of a home invasion, defeating the entire purpose of having a self defense handgun. So maybe Dad hides the loaded gun in the bottom of his underwear drawer, or somewhere else out of sight and unexpected, yet easily accessible if you know where it is. But kids love exploring and getting into places they shouldn't. Kid finds gun while parents are away, and if the kid doesn't know what it is, or doesn't expect it to be deadly, really tragic accidents could happen, especially if the kid has a sibling and they play around with it. If they're taught what a gun is and why it's better never to touch it, that might help them to avoid it.
    Arguably, with the right child that is responsible and level-headed, it might be even better to get them familiar with actually using a gun, in a safe, controlled environment under the careful eye of an adult. The kid wouldn't fear using the gun, but they would also be familiar enough with using one that it shouldn't be a temptation. This is all bullshit hypothetical speculation on my part, though, don't take it too seriously.

    • @xXJAKMACKXx
      @xXJAKMACKXx 7 років тому +49

      I say the younger you get your child out to the range to get acclimated to firearms and how to treat them with respect the better. When you bar something away you only increase the temptation to discover the secrets of said taboo

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 7 років тому +46

      Getting the child to actually use the gun is a good idea, because it replaces their imaginary idea of how cool the gun would be to play with, with the reality that it's basically a really loud stapler. It's the same as how kids quickly get bored with toys they were talking about for months before they got them: the idea of the toy is boundless, the reality is limited.
      Obviously supervised with the adult in control of where the weapon is pointed, you don't want to be like that instructor who got his ass killed because he let a little girl stick an NFA Uzi on fullauto.

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 6 років тому +19

      same basic story when i was a kid. My dad took me shooting when i was 5. Guns are load scary staplers. Never wanted to touch a gun again for many years. Hollywood make guns glamorous. in real life kids are scared of them particularly when they don't have hearing protection.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 років тому +1

      You are very well spoken for a well-done steak.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +4

      It's no surprise watching this that Jack is the one saying, "Yeah, the gun safety video serves a purpose," and in another BotW video, we can see that farmer-boy Jack's the one among them who has any idea whatsoever how to aim and fire a handgun

  • @karloz2722
    @karloz2722 2 роки тому +6

    The "Edited by Mike Stoklasa" at the end just kills me, probably the best joke in an already great episode.

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB 2 роки тому +5

    I remember watching that Gun Safety video during a school assembly in First Grade back in early 2002. I never expected this thing to appear in my life this way. So thanks for that, you guys

  • @FunnyMagicRing
    @FunnyMagicRing 8 років тому +91

    Man, Jay is one beautiful little man.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 4 роки тому +18

      He went from ugly hobgoblin to short sexy man

  • @damnedash9526
    @damnedash9526 4 роки тому +7

    No kidding, Red Letter Media is my absolute favorite channel on UA-cam! I enjoy every video SO much that I wish they could put out even more! I would give anything to be on that couch, curling beers, and laughing at these movies with Mike, Jay, Rich, and everyone else! They're all so hysterical and talented!
    Keep up the great work, guys!!

  • @johnappleseed8369
    @johnappleseed8369 8 років тому +57

    When do we get our cool Cat review??

  • @HarperSanchez
    @HarperSanchez 8 років тому +61

    They muted Jack's comeback for added comedic effect. Mike edited this. Just finished watching. Called it.

    • @twinkdeathshawty
      @twinkdeathshawty 3 роки тому

      I was literally exactly at that point when i read this how tf

  • @frankgessler3914
    @frankgessler3914 7 років тому +36

    Look out for those steamrollers, kids!!!!!!

  • @bertimusprime7900
    @bertimusprime7900 5 років тому +20

    I've seen the eddie eagle guy safety video. I live in Alaska, and everyone and there mother has a gun, so it is actually important that children understand not to mess with guns unless they are being directly supervised. I was a child. and I think it was at the Dept of Fish and Game building in our town. My dad had taught me plenty of gun safety and I had been hunting as a kid too.

  • @magiciansforce
    @magiciansforce 8 років тому +7

    No joke, my grandmother actually had a copy of that Eddie Eagle VHS tape.
    I used to watch the hell out of that tape. Oh, the innocence of being six years old...

  • @XanceMRevola
    @XanceMRevola 8 років тому +18

    Eddie the Eagle - now a feature motion picture!

  • @CameronFOwens
    @CameronFOwens 8 років тому +5

    Jack's facial expressions are the best thing ever. xD

  • @bigwendigo2253
    @bigwendigo2253 Рік тому +18

    Mike isn’t just saying niceties about the creation Geritol Follies for old people, he’s justifying his mistake of a choice to add it on the wheel! 2 hours? I can’t even imagine the exhaustion.
    I do think the Ms. Doubtfire theory is on point though.

  • @DapperDanLovesYou
    @DapperDanLovesYou 8 років тому +36

    26:38 *Rich Evans **_IS_**: CAMERMAN!*