A Big Bucket of Auntie Anne's Pretzels with Cheese Sausage

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  • @Isukatsmsh
    @Isukatsmsh Рік тому +1366

    The line delivery of “THAT’S the pretzel water?!?” absolutely killed me

  • @dylanfarley8136
    @dylanfarley8136 Рік тому +1304

    I wasn't aware that you could buy a bigass bucket of pretzel bites. I'm equally shocked and impressed.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 Рік тому +40

      For real, I can't even think of an event where this many bites would get eaten. WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH PRETZEL

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser Рік тому +89

      @@stitchfinger7678 i’m about to get on a plane, how bout 8 pounds of bread?

    • @dylanfarley8136
      @dylanfarley8136 Рік тому +29

      @@stitchfinger7678 I've never had Auntie Anne's and my guess is that it's bottom tier mall fast food, but I could see good pretzel bites being awesome for a sports ball party.

    • @InvasionAnimation
      @InvasionAnimation Рік тому +2

      Marty from New York sells bigass pretzel buckets! You need to find Marty!

    • @Stickman470
      @Stickman470 Рік тому +2

      Did you forget you're in America 🇺🇸🦅

  • @Haruharuharuko1942
    @Haruharuharuko1942 Рік тому +829

    The confounded “that’s the pretzel water?” killed me 😆

    • @theblode1337
      @theblode1337 Рік тому +4

      slayed me

    • @halfaworldaway
      @halfaworldaway Рік тому +2

      Could be cheese water?

    • @JoeFromThatPlace
      @JoeFromThatPlace Рік тому

      @im sacred I have been watng so long for this! ua-cam.com/users/shorts1US9F33embA?feature=share

    • @JazzoBeat
      @JazzoBeat Рік тому +3

      ​@@halfaworldaway it's the aunt anie water

  • @dominic2009
    @dominic2009 Рік тому +502

    I’m so grateful for mr sausage. Few people would spend $48,000 dollars on pretzels for us

    • @DJstarrfish
      @DJstarrfish Рік тому +55

      Damn that's almost 1% of the cost of the lobster sausage

    • @eggnog_egg
      @eggnog_egg Рік тому +4

      48,000? i thought it was just 48

    • @phil-gd6es
      @phil-gd6es Рік тому +3

      Lobster Sausage: "That was only 1% of my power."

    • @mopman527
      @mopman527 Рік тому +20

      @@eggnog_egg no, the cost of an auntie anne’s pretzel bucket is $48,000. Inflation has really taken a toll these past few months.

    • @eggnog_egg
      @eggnog_egg Рік тому

      @@mopman527 Wow. Inflation really has

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean Рік тому +274

    "That's the (X) water" might be my favorite addition to the show

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Рік тому +27

      Best ones are the ones he doesn't know where they came from, and this one was the best so far.

    • @-SeventeenF
      @-SeventeenF Рік тому +9

      He's been doing that gag on and off for years.

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie Рік тому +1

      PRUUUUUNES!

    • @fireworkstarter
      @fireworkstarter 5 місяців тому +3

      Reminds me of the blendtech videos. "X dust, dont breathe this"

  • @camp2192
    @camp2192 Рік тому +466

    If I knew how many pretzels Auntie Anne's sells in one bucket, I would've gone bankrupt.

    • @ToucanMurk
      @ToucanMurk Рік тому +50

      The cinnamon sugar ones with the icing dip.... Broke AND diabetic.

    • @hoosierflatty6435
      @hoosierflatty6435 Рік тому +8

      Ya I guessed ~130 prior to the count.

  • @thultem7657
    @thultem7657 Рік тому +272

    It’s gotten to the point where I have watched so much of this man that I can guess what he’s going to score a sausage 8 times out of 10

    • @demonkiller8000
      @demonkiller8000 Рік тому +22

      You mean, four out of five?

    • @JoeFromThatPlace
      @JoeFromThatPlace Рік тому +8

      @@demonkiller8000 He skipped his 7th grade math class where you reduce fractions so give him a break. I am glad Mr sausage stayed in sausage school so he could reduce to 4/5

    • @benjamingiddens6758
      @benjamingiddens6758 Рік тому +5

      For real. When I nailed the 3.5/5 I actually hollered. What have I become

    • @thultem7657
      @thultem7657 Рік тому +2

      @@JoeFromThatPlace I meant that I watched 10 sausage videos and got it right 8 times and felt that saying 4 out of 5 times would diminish my accomplishment

    • @Altares_V
      @Altares_V Рік тому +2

      @@thultem7657 welp according to math it is the exact same regardless of the ratio lol

  • @imperialphoenix1229
    @imperialphoenix1229 Рік тому +156

    The absolute confusion of Mr sausage when the pretzel water came out was just perfect

  • @PikaPWN91
    @PikaPWN91 Рік тому +150

    I haven't even started the video and I can tell this is going to be the driest sausage in months

    • @housebuildy5708
      @housebuildy5708 Рік тому

      Wait until he dies the Popeyes biscuit sausage

    • @allylilith5605
      @allylilith5605 Рік тому +30

      and yet we somehow got the purest pretzel water flowing out of there

  • @swishoemi
    @swishoemi Рік тому +59

    they used to call me the "Big Bucket of Auntie Anne's Pretzels" back in high school 💪

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie Рік тому +5

      sorry to hear that,cheesesauce!

  • @hughphardid
    @hughphardid Рік тому +206

    You know I think a lot of these bread episodes could be turned into a bun based part of the experiment rather than just the sausage itself. Sure you can turn anything into a sausage, but can you turn anything into a bun?

    • @tenorHarlequin
      @tenorHarlequin Рік тому +3

      Good point.

    • @tenorHarlequin
      @tenorHarlequin Рік тому +30

      In addition, this would open the floor to sausage-bun combinations. It just depends on if Mr. Sausage can/wants to bake bread.

    • @kitchenasmr6876
      @kitchenasmr6876 Рік тому +7

      Or maybe tiny little sausages that would fit inside the pretzel bites.

    • @garyfeakes6310
      @garyfeakes6310 Рік тому +7

      "Will it bun?"

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 Рік тому +3

      Tbf tho these pretzels are a bit different than just bread, they’re very buttery. I’ve been trying to recreate them since finding out a small cup from them is like 7 bucks.

  • @iffyfox9749
    @iffyfox9749 Рік тому +47

    "That's.. That's the pretzel water?!"
    I'm just as surprised as you are Mr. Sausage

  • @bengonzales1182
    @bengonzales1182 Рік тому +75

    The one thing I always noticed about Auntie Anne's is that they're very cheap when it comes to that cheese. They give you so little, 1 of those is not even enough for 1 pretzel.

  • @rikmcdik6662
    @rikmcdik6662 Рік тому +39

    Yeah the sausages are revolutionary, but a fried cheesy pretzel puck? Never would have seen that one coming. You never cease to amaze me, Mr. Sausage.

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Рік тому +4

      He's gonna start frying pucks of the leftovers from now on.

  • @ejaybugboy3yt
    @ejaybugboy3yt Рік тому +42

    The pure shock in T-Thats the pretzel water!? Nearly killed me cause I was laughing so hard. Thank you Mr.Sausage

  • @EslayerTM
    @EslayerTM Рік тому +17

    the confused terror in mr sausages voice when he said "That... Thats the pretzel water?!?" is just priceless

  • @homiedaclown4381
    @homiedaclown4381 Рік тому +15

    'Come to me, you puck of deliciousness' is what I'll be saying to my girlfriend on Valentine's Day

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie Рік тому

      LOL

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie Рік тому

      im here re watching a month later---wheres the exit???🌎

  • @chasefacebradison5522
    @chasefacebradison5522 8 місяців тому +2

    its been years since i had them but i remember their pretzels fondly, just a standard one while walking around the mall was a great time.

  • @trademarkshelton
    @trademarkshelton Рік тому +3

    When he opens it up to see how we did, you can really hear the knife sing for a moment after he hits the cutting board

  • @DanteEdward
    @DanteEdward Рік тому +10

    Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

  • @Kenrico13
    @Kenrico13 Рік тому +18

    That crunch from the pretzel puck was divine.

  • @foggernaut8876
    @foggernaut8876 Рік тому +8

    Sausage Man, the sheer terror and confusion in your voice saying, "That's the PRETZEL WATER!?" I wasn't ready for that level of funny.

  • @MossyBear
    @MossyBear Рік тому +11

    "This lack of a will it blow is brought to you by" was perfect

  • @KinginYellow11
    @KinginYellow11 Рік тому +17

    The incredulity of pretzel water had me rolling.

  • @PolishBigfootCircle11
    @PolishBigfootCircle11 Рік тому +5

    What Mr. Sausage needs, is an air compressor that fits on to the end of the sausage press. That way when something doesn't want to blow, he can make it blow!

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin 9 місяців тому +4

    "Thats..Thats the pretzel water??"
    I wasnt expecting any pretzel water either.

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Рік тому +8

    "How are they still in business?"
    I'm disappointed Mr. Sausage didn't do a "Our customers are idiots" minirant.

  • @largegroupofmales
    @largegroupofmales Рік тому +16

    Idk if im more surprised by the fact that they sell them by the bucket or by the price tag

  • @The-SaltiestPretzel
    @The-SaltiestPretzel Рік тому +4

    The not-so-secret secret of those bites is that they are the most efficient vehicle for butter, salt, and the cheese.

  • @katherinewren9906
    @katherinewren9906 4 місяці тому +2

    "If I can get this out in one piece, I'm gonna eat it."
    -Mr. Sausage, 2023

  • @jklmnopski7421
    @jklmnopski7421 Рік тому +3

    The freshly ground pretzel bites look like mealworms

  • @OrdinarySausage
    @OrdinarySausage  Рік тому +62

    Thank you Helix for sponsoring! Visit helixsleep.com/ordinarysausage to get 20% off your Helix mattress, plus two free pillows. Offers subject to change. #helixsleep

    • @eriknulty6392
      @eriknulty6392 Рік тому +2

      KOREAN BBQ SAUSAGE

    • @TBLUNTZ420
      @TBLUNTZ420 Рік тому

      You need to add pork to all the sausages. Not sausage if you don’t. Could use other meats too.

    • @MossyBear
      @MossyBear Рік тому +3

      @@TBLUNTZ420 you're welcome to make your own sausages

    • @srgarathnor
      @srgarathnor Рік тому

      please make a sausage containing horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort ?!?!?! :D I kno your seeing this sausage man :P , the community sees these too. Do it for the meme, do it for the community, do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 Рік тому +1

      Mattress sausage

  • @larshoneytoast722
    @larshoneytoast722 Рік тому +5

    Those pepto bismol at the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nihilvt
    @nihilvt Рік тому +8

    I.. I am filled with so much joy knowing that they sell these buckets of Pretzels... I need it so bad

  • @GibbGobb64
    @GibbGobb64 Рік тому +2

    "BUT I STILL HAVENT FOUND THE SAUSAGE THAT IM LOOKING FOR" can relate

  • @BernStoogin
    @BernStoogin Рік тому +1

    "I don't think the cheese is gonna grind well" *adds dry bread directly to the grinder and it immediately jams*

  • @SgtMum-xk1yr
    @SgtMum-xk1yr Рік тому +19

    Another great episode, sir. Please do an NSE where you boil lobster in beans

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie Рік тому

      again with the beans

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie Рік тому

      just read you a lady i think the mum shouldve been a dead giveaway

  • @Orukunak2
    @Orukunak2 Рік тому +3

    Missed opportunity to make an Auntie Anne's Pretzels with Cheese Burger.

  • @ashoween8728
    @ashoween8728 Рік тому +8

    Really makes me want to go to the mall and get a bucket-o-disappointment

  • @DespicableDemon
    @DespicableDemon 28 днів тому

    The "oh that looks flavorless" followed by the enthusiastic "here we gooo!!" Really got me.
    Thank you Mr. Sausage

  • @KainYusanagi
    @KainYusanagi Рік тому +3

    "This lack of a will it blow is brought to you by Helix Sleep" XD I love how he just knew already that it was futile.

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs Рік тому +3

    I don't think we've ever seen a sausage fight back that hard in the sausage press

  • @user-jm8sy5ox2j
    @user-jm8sy5ox2j Рік тому +1

    Every one of these videos is like watching a slow motion train crash. I'm so morbidly curious that I can't stop watching

  • @captainbeefheart3767
    @captainbeefheart3767 Рік тому +1

    you are the only youtuber whose sponsored sections i will actually sit through

  • @exactly488ants2
    @exactly488ants2 Рік тому +10

    The puck made with the sausage press has potential, i think. Maybe an Ordinary Hamburger every now and then?

  • @levilee207
    @levilee207 Рік тому +9

    I love the extracurricular content like today's pretzel puck

  • @jamessinclair2898
    @jamessinclair2898 Рік тому +3

    I propose we consider the fried puck as "Will it Burger?"

  • @SirYeetus
    @SirYeetus Рік тому +24

    Auntie Anne's was my high school meal 10 years ago 💪

  • @RHaenJarr
    @RHaenJarr Рік тому +1

    "that's the pretzel water?!" Had an odd Doofenshmirtz energy

  • @KingCarrotRL
    @KingCarrotRL 4 місяці тому +2

    $46 for an entire bucket of hot bread? What a deal!

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 4 місяці тому +1

      Thats like .50c a piece. I dont know if thats good or bad. I guess id have to taste them

  • @Pehk
    @Pehk Рік тому +1

    Auntie annes pretzel dogs were always my go to when they were open in the mall where I worked (: good times.. they also had a sugarplum lemonade drink during xmas time

  • @dagnaldblumbf1882
    @dagnaldblumbf1882 Рік тому +1

    I just stumbled across this channel recently, and I can't stop binging.

  • @serioushex3893
    @serioushex3893 11 місяців тому +1

    what will be "the" sausage? the sausage that is like seeing the face of god. when we're blessed with a sausage that's so good its a 10/5

  • @jasonguarnieri4127
    @jasonguarnieri4127 Рік тому +2

    Pretzels are really just bread sausages tied in a knot if you think about it.

  • @qwopiretyu
    @qwopiretyu Рік тому

    Heroic UA-camr, please never stop

  • @ezishisname
    @ezishisname 3 місяці тому

    I made a soft pretzel in the microwave and my daughter lifted it up from the plate and said "that's the pretzel water” and here I am.

  • @hotpileofgarbage
    @hotpileofgarbage Рік тому

    the incredulity on "that's the pretzel water?!" got me

  • @tonyfandango8182
    @tonyfandango8182 Рік тому +1

    One of the funniest episodes yet

  • @0gar485
    @0gar485 Рік тому +2

    I could drink pepto bismol straight out of the bottle

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music Рік тому +1

    Thank you Mr Sausage for your sacrifices and contributions for our entertainment

  • @lemagreengreen
    @lemagreengreen Рік тому +1

    I feel like that is in no way enough cheese-goo to provide with a bucket of 87 pieces of bread

  • @sephirothjc
    @sephirothjc Рік тому +2

    I'm looking forward to more 'will it puck?'

  • @stillblazinkush
    @stillblazinkush Рік тому

    That's the pretzel water went from a statement to an existential crisis real quick.

  • @FatherSquirn
    @FatherSquirn Рік тому +1

    Turned into "Will it Hamburger" with that puck of pretzel

  • @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets
    @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets Рік тому +1

    After the world is consumed in an eternal darkness and a nuclear winter, the skies will clear and the sun will shine brightly, all to reveal it's Mr. Sausage making another video

  • @st4cy414
    @st4cy414 Рік тому

    I can’t believe the cheese actually HELPED the grinding

  • @howellgame4850
    @howellgame4850 Рік тому

    The fact that you didn't tie the sausage into a pretzel disappoints me to no end

  • @grapebuy789
    @grapebuy789 Рік тому

    I had no idea you could get a big bucket of pretzel bites. Oddly enough I have not had an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. Never.

  • @ProbablyBees
    @ProbablyBees Рік тому +1

    A series of attempting to fix cursed sausages would be interesting. How close can we fly to the sun before fall

  • @robertalger1635
    @robertalger1635 Рік тому

    The pretzel wizards are devious. You did nothing but rip on Auntie Anne's this video, and yet the only thing I took away from it was a craving for pretzels.

  • @franzoloranzo7302
    @franzoloranzo7302 Рік тому +1

    $46 for that many pretzel bites isn’t really that expensive when you consider the billions of dollars that lobster costs in this economy.

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 Рік тому +1

    46 dollars??? I didn’t know an auntie Ann’s could have 46 dollars in the register at one time

  • @drcrow7375
    @drcrow7375 Рік тому +1

    So pretzel sausage gets cheese but honey sausage doesn’t get pork? I am flabbergasted I refuse to let this go sausage man

  • @dippyfresh1116
    @dippyfresh1116 Рік тому +1

    I remember a decade ago I would munch on pretzel bites and cheese 24/7. What a throwback Mr sausage!

  • @KumaPaws376
    @KumaPaws376 Рік тому +1

    “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

  • @Echs_D33
    @Echs_D33 Рік тому +1

    Could you do some of the Make Believes one of these days?
    “You couldn’t change my sauuuusage. I’m too looooonesome.”

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 Місяць тому

    By the way, that “pretzel water” is pure butter. If you squeeze an Auntie Anne’s pretzel bite, your hand becomes drenched in butter.
    I once managed to get >30 ml of butter out of a single one. It’s both impressive AND worrying.

  • @lancebradshaw4829
    @lancebradshaw4829 Рік тому

    I am becoming increasingly amused by the concept of this channel.

  • @EnigPartyhaus
    @EnigPartyhaus Рік тому +1

    "I think the cheese is gonna need to act as a lubricant" - sausage man in prison

  • @knightofendor8384
    @knightofendor8384 Рік тому +1

    It’s sounds like Bessie’s nearing the end of her tenure at the sausage factory...

  • @bogard84
    @bogard84 Рік тому

    The puck hitting the wall had me guphawing.
    Not entirely like the Water Sausage on the first view
    laughing my ass off and waking up the neighbors
    guphawing but it was a credible guphaw indeed!

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Рік тому +1

    Sometimes, those Auntie Anne's pretzels leave my body the same shape they came in.

  • @hianara3126
    @hianara3126 Рік тому

    EVERYTHING THAT GOES IN THE SAUSAGE, GOES INTO THE GRINDER.

  • @ZachTheZOG
    @ZachTheZOG Рік тому +1

    Auntie Anne's is the *GOAT*

  • @waterflame321
    @waterflame321 Рік тому

    "I think the cheese is going to need to act as a lubricant"... Didn't expect to hear that today

  • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

    Bourbon Caramel Pork sausage with Raisins.
    Also new segment idea: Just Pucking Around. The sausage material that cant get out of the stuffer but forms a puck - pan seared and eaten.

  • @BruceAlarie
    @BruceAlarie Рік тому

    auntie annes is like a declining tv show someone forgot to cancel like saturday night live

  • @LetralXIV
    @LetralXIV Рік тому

    "That's the pretzel water?!"
    Yes, this is the proper response.

  • @michealmort3798
    @michealmort3798 Рік тому +1

    The genuine confusion of “That’s the sausage water?” Is one of the funniest things this man has ever said. (Really saying something)

  • @3MenAndALetsPlay
    @3MenAndALetsPlay Рік тому

    87 is like my favorite go to number for improving something. "I'm 87% sure" "there's like 87 of them" I counted 87 times!" So I am 87% sure you could count all 87 of the again another 87 times and I would still adore this. I wish I could hit like 87 times.

  • @peepeepoopoo42069
    @peepeepoopoo42069 5 місяців тому +2

    Auntie Anne's cheese sausage!

  • @somea2v
    @somea2v Рік тому

    "And I stiiiiiiiiiill haven't foooooound, what I'm sausage for."

  • @benjaminkyojuro9409
    @benjaminkyojuro9409 Рік тому +1

    I always knew you would do this

  • @everydaychemistry6231
    @everydaychemistry6231 Рік тому +1

    Those pepto bismol sausages are strangely phallic

  • @logandraper
    @logandraper Рік тому +2

    Should've included the bucket itself. Would've been like grinding up the boxalo into a sausage, which sounds like a novel idea to me! (#87)

  • @Izanagi40000
    @Izanagi40000 Рік тому

    This video is great cause he turned a bunch of split up pretzels into one huge pretzal

  • @InsertSomethingStupid2002
    @InsertSomethingStupid2002 Рік тому +3

    Now do the cinnamon ones with sweet glaze

    • @astromeo3467
      @astromeo3467 Рік тому +1

      Yesssss pleeeaseeee!!!! The Cinnamon Pretzels are literally the best thing they sell!

  • @loganlobaugh3319
    @loganlobaugh3319 Рік тому

    My favorite part is the confusion from "the pretzel water?"

  • @FoxNoctom
    @FoxNoctom Рік тому

    As a former Mall employee, I can tell you most people who work at the mall Don't dare touch Auntie Anne's "food"
    I've gotten food poisoning 3 times in my life. Auntie Anne's was number 3. Idk how they make bread so deadly, but they do.

  • @fromhereon014
    @fromhereon014 Рік тому

    This is the first music miss I've ever witnessed. How is it not "but I still haven't found what I'm sausage for"??