I always say “Oh! Sounds interesting, yeah I’ll check it out!” And I have just one friend who sees right through me. She always gives me this side eye and grins and I have to hit her with a book to keep her from exposing me
Jenny M No. Jeremy is correct. If one could care less, then there is still room to care. If one could NOT care less, there is no further caring allowed.?Saying, I could care less, doesn’t make sense.
You forgot one! "No problem" Translation: It is ABsoLUTEly a problem, do not think for one bless-ed second that it is not, and I am only doing it because I'm broke af and I need this job COMPREHENDAY??!!
*Mom yells at me over some stupid crap* *I'm angry* Mom: IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON THAT YOU'RE MAD?! Me: no *Translation* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?! YOU YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I LEFT A SPOON IN THE SINK
Mom is really thinking: leave another spoon in the sink and you are gonna find it stabbed in your eye or choking you while you sleep . Pick your death or clean your effing spoon. Her sink is always supposed to be Showroom cleant. The t was on purpose
"I know, right? It's been so long, we should like, get together and catch up." "I'm really banking on us being on the same page here, neither contacts the other." 😂😂 Deceased
Hilarious. You nailed it. That is what most people say, in their minds, when invited to somewhere they probably won't be going to. I love the end, small blooper, It would be cool to see more of them at the end of the video. Great video.
"Looking good! You're so pretty today." Translation: Congratulations for finally finding a way to make your face acceptable, and for finally having learned how to match colours(and not wearing pajamas outside your home for once in your life)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the accuracy to your skits is unreal and a bit sad 😆 why can’t we just say what we’re actually thinking or just avoid talking when we don’t want to be rude?!!
You are amazingly funny! I hope you enjoy making these videos as much as we--your audience and followers--enjoy watching them and enjoying the priceless gift of laughter.
No matter what language you speak, which country youre from, what religion you believe or how old you are, we all have something in common, everybody hates a wedding shower unless it your own.
West Africans love them cus it means we get to enjoy our traditional customs in part 1, and tear up the dance floor with the wedding party in part 2 💃🏿💃🏿
the short responses are honestly funnier than the long ones! its because there are more long ones so you arent expecting something as simple as "screw you." I love this video so much.
I've said this to alot of people I speak my mind and get sick of people super fast.... Mainly cause people are idiots. I have PTSD also so can be triggered it enraged pretty fast too soooooo ya I say these things TO people often 😏
Great video, Trey!! (as usual, of course!) I think it would be funny to do a video of "stuff you wish you could say to co-workers, that you dislike" lol something like that. Or "things you wish you could say on your last day of work, before quitting". I don't know... :)
Tactics used to reach iconic individuals is an art form for some people like to go to the airport like find out where the people are going be to “bump” into them... and then reaching them on social media as a whole Nother art... might be a wasted life I don’t know. What level would you go to reach Jesus. I like to think I’m going pretty far because I feel like I’ve reached him. ❤️🤣
I just recently found this guys videos. Had to subscribe and have been binge watching his stuff. Hes so funny and cute as a button! So glad I ran across his videos. Had to share. Thanks for making these, please keep up the good work young man. I really enjoy the clean humor!
Whenever I see a friend who lost weight, I’ll be like, “There’s something different about you, can’t quite put my finger on it,” and start guessing things that have nothing to do with their weight, like a haircut or a new pair of glasses or something, so they can say, “Uh, yeah, I lost weight.” And I’ll be like, “Oh, yeah, you look so good!” So then I won’t seem rude for asking, “Hey, have you lost weight?”
Claudia Cheng See, this is why I struggle with autism over here! I never know which social skill is going to be offensive or not because everybody’s different as fuck!
"So excited to come watch you unwrap kitchen utensils for 2 hours." This perfectly captures why I will not be having a wedding shower when I get married. LOL
This format would be great being used as Old People translation. Like when they murmur or grunt after someone speaks to them, or they say something that sounds nice but is really a back handed insult, or when they hear something they don't like they ignore you completely, or when they go into a story about someone they knew when they were young but the point of the story is something simple and didn't require the whole story.
“I no longer want to spend time around you due to your personality.”
Girl Oscar-Wilde my new quote
Girl Oscar-Wilde 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow 3k likes and 3 comments?
Rishi Jalukar yes weird.
😂😂😂
"My MOM reminded me to say thiiiis..." Every human being at one point in their life! 😂😂
ME
Lol soooo true!
I know right
I don't have a mom
Jk
One? 😂
You guys are the BEST.
Translation: that is 100% contingent upon you liking and sharing this video.
Liked and will share!! This is so realistic, cause I know people just like this!!
Trey Kennedy ❤️❤️❤️
Translation: I’ll share if you heart this. ❤️
😃😃😃
Translation: I’ll like if you reply 😃☝️🙋♀️👻
Her photo is stained with the tears of my misery 😂
Adrianna Parga I died 💀💀💀
your comment is almost at 1K :)
hey I was the 1K like!!
You forgot the:
“Oh yeah, mhm, ha”
Translation:
*I didn’t hear a word you just said*
And I do not care enough to ask you to repeat.
Rockout17191 yep!
Exactly! 🤣
"One boy? It looks like you're having 11"...😄
@@Rockout17191 Exactly
“You said one boy? It looks like you’re having ELEVEN.” doooonnneeee
Mary Jacqueline 😂😂😂
My personal favorite inner monologe: "oh wOw! It loOkS likE you sWallOwed a pLanEt!"
I can't like it, it's at 666
I laughed so hard at thissss
being astrid Not anymore! Lol 😉
“So excited to watch you unwrap kitchen utensils for two hours”
WHERE. IS. THE. LIE.
Kinda the same. Could get ideas of what to treat yourself to later if you see something really cool. If you like cooking, that is.
Sarcasm
He was being scarcastic
do not touch my remote, and you're gone by 9:30.
I felt this.
You forgot the "damn that's crazy"
Translation: pls stop telling me I don't care
translation: I wasn't really listening, but I feel obligated to reply in some way
"I noticed you are less fat."
"Of course you're pregnant, you said one boy?!?! It looks like you're having eleven."
I CAN'T, THIS IS TOO GOOD
"I should start watching that, I've barely gotten into it." Yeah for me the translation is "I'm never gonna watch that show."
Same here
Same bro
I always say
“Oh! Sounds interesting, yeah I’ll check it out!” And I have just one friend who sees right through me. She always gives me this side eye and grins and I have to hit her with a book to keep her from exposing me
Exactly same here, especially after discussing how busy and tired I usually am LOL
Same
1:14 the more common translation would be “I couldn’t care less, I couldn’t care less, I only knew cause Facebook told me, I couldn’t care less”
also true
Robert Evilla #relatable
200th LIKE!
Plot twist:
In his social media family videos, facebook IS the mom
In the store at 9:57pm
Clerk: May I help you find something?
Translation: get the F out
Yeah...Im so done with retail
Honestly tho 😭
*Sings, " I could'nt care less" 😂😆 He is sooo funny!😂Liked and Shared👍!
Don't you say "I could care less"?
Don't you say "I could care less"?
@@jennym8976 Yep. That is exactly what I meant. Thank you
Jenny M actually nope
Jenny M No. Jeremy is correct. If one could care less, then there is still room to care. If one could NOT care less, there is no further caring allowed.?Saying, I could care less, doesn’t make sense.
“Netflix isn’t going to binge itself”
-Trey 2019
Same
You forgot one!
"No problem"
Translation: It is ABsoLUTEly a problem, do not think for one bless-ed second that it is not, and I am only doing it because I'm broke af and I need this job COMPREHENDAY??!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Somebody angry?😧
😂😂😂 me staying late st work
😅😅 yes!
for me 'no problem' is bc i need to please everyone
It will now forever be "Comprehen-day? " I can't undo that. 🤗
"Hey, how are you?"
Translation: "in no way am I looking for an actual answer"
That might be my favorite😂
*Mom yells at me over some stupid crap*
*I'm angry*
Mom: IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON THAT YOU'RE MAD?!
Me: no
*Translation*
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?! YOU YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I LEFT A SPOON IN THE SINK
Mom is really thinking: leave another spoon in the sink and you are gonna find it stabbed in your eye or choking you while you sleep . Pick your death or clean your effing spoon.
Her sink is always supposed to be Showroom cleant.
The t was on purpose
Next time do not leave the spoon in the sink.
Why would she yell about that at least you put it in the sink and didn’t leave it on the table.
I thought it was just my mom
Yeah I remember stupid nonsense like this growing up. Hey at least the spoon is not under your bed. She should be grateful.
“Comprehende” is whiter than anything he’s ever said in a “white people” video 😅
0:35
"I'll see if I can make it."
Translation: "Nope."
That one got me. Lol
“I need this. God, if you’re listening...anyone who can help...oh my gosh I’m so alone.”
DEAD 😂😂😂
"I know, right? It's been so long, we should like, get together and catch up."
"I'm really banking on us being on the same page here, neither contacts the other." 😂😂 Deceased
So guilty...
YES 100% to all of these. ESPECIALLY the haircut. I will not tell you to your face but I will never come back 😆.
Netflix ain’t gonna binge itself, true that
"I no longer want to spend time with you due to your personality" 😂😂
I hate how we live in a culture of lies. I wish more people could just say what they mean...👌👍🙌😇
I know right
Right?? I hate it when people say they want to hang out with me, but they don't mean it. Like, how am I supposed to know??
Well I've been wanting to tell you....😄
Shut up
MayFlora chill out you dont gotta get your panties in a knot, jesus christ
The translation is legit me IRL 😂👌
Hilarious. You nailed it. That is what most people say, in their minds, when invited to somewhere they probably won't be going to. I love the end, small blooper, It would be cool to see more of them at the end of the video. Great video.
"Looking good! You're so pretty today."
Translation: Congratulations for finally finding a way to make your face acceptable, and for finally having learned how to match colours(and not wearing pajamas outside your home for once in your life)
U should do a "Nosey Neighbors be like..." if your out of ideas xD
Me: You can stay as long as you want😁😁😁
Translation: Today better be the last day of your visit. 😒
This guy needs his own sketch-comedy show on a major network. He's hilarious.
There is so much truth in this it's sad... but also still hilarious. It makes me realize how much we lie on a daily basis! You are too brilliant!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the accuracy to your skits is unreal and a bit sad 😆 why can’t we just say what we’re actually thinking or just avoid talking when we don’t want to be rude?!!
Liz Satterfield Because we’re an evolved species. We filter our real emotions
Lol people wonder why im so quiet.... ya... I dont want to be rude :P
Um you can say what you want, you just choose not to. I give zero fuxx and it feels good. I have less stress and anxiety
Well in that case, I dont care much for your perverse overuse of the laughing emoji, one is plenty. And if you disagree, you can %@*#$!!!
.....jk😄
@@LNSMITH-iq6ye PREACH! 😂😂
The text one got me🤣🤣🤣 I do that. All. The. Time.
“Per my last email” 😂😂😂 me at work everyday
You are amazingly funny! I hope you enjoy making these videos as much as we--your audience and followers--enjoy watching them and enjoying the priceless gift of laughter.
“Netflix isn’t gonna binge itself”
I can’t even comprehend how relatable this is.
No matter what language you speak, which country youre from, what religion you believe or how old you are, we all have something in common, everybody hates a wedding shower unless it your own.
West Africans love them cus it means we get to enjoy our traditional customs in part 1, and tear up the dance floor with the wedding party in part 2 💃🏿💃🏿
It's scary funny how accurate this is. Great job Trey!
You are so hilarious!!!
Yay Trey!! 😎😀Another Awesome Video.
“Netflix isn’t gonna binge itself” god I felt that in my soul 😩
People I talk to wouldn't understand😂😂😂
Another winner!!! Thank you Trey! Comedy gold!
Good Lord. I'm from the developing world but this amazes me that 99% of the time I do exactly the same.
Humans!!!🤣
the short responses are honestly funnier than the long ones! its because there are more long ones so you arent expecting something as simple as "screw you."
I love this video so much.
As a person who breathes and is human *i can confirm this is true*
At least half of these have been said to me. Now I'm sad. :(
Hajira S. Awww, poor puddin!! It’s okay, I think everyone in the world has at least gotten one or two of these in their lifetime, LOL!!
I've gotten them it sucks and it makes very concerned about what really people think of me :(
I've said this to alot of people I speak my mind and get sick of people super fast.... Mainly cause people are idiots. I have PTSD also so can be triggered it enraged pretty fast too soooooo ya I say these things TO people often 😏
No matter how bad my day was...your videos always make me laugh. Keep up the good work! 😁
I feel attacked and I'm perfectly fine with it. #IsaidwhatIsaid
Meaning: im a bit creeped out at how accurate this was
Great video, Trey!! (as usual, of course!) I think it would be funny to do a video of "stuff you wish you could say to co-workers, that you dislike" lol something like that. Or "things you wish you could say on your last day of work, before quitting". I don't know... :)
Please make more of these!!🤣🤣🤣
My mom ALWAYS reminds me and my sister about birthdays 😂😂😂
Truly the funniest you've done so far. Or it could be that I related to everyone of these!
“Oh yeah, thank you so much I love it”
Translation: “Where did you buy this, I need the receipt so I can return it for something I actually want”
It’s like he has watched everyone at every single moment of their lives - bravo!
You forgot:
"I'm so happy for you"
Translation:
**Who on earth would do something that stupid!!!!!!**
Or I'm insanely jealous but there's no way in hell I'll ever admit it
"I'll see if I can make it....nope."
Me all the time 😂
I need to find a funny quote from the video to get likes. this won't be a problem
Tal Co or write stuff like this. You’d still get likes
@@ruguoserliegise2716
You've got my tactic my friend
Tactics used to reach iconic individuals is an art form for some people like to go to the airport like find out where the people are going be to “bump” into them... and then reaching them on social media as a whole Nother art... might be a wasted life I don’t know. What level would you go to reach Jesus. I like to think I’m going pretty far because I feel like I’ve reached him. ❤️🤣
John 30:30
I just recently found this guys videos. Had to subscribe and have been binge watching his stuff.
Hes so funny and cute as a button!
So glad I ran across his videos. Had to share.
Thanks for making these, please keep up the good work young man. I really enjoy the clean humor!
Whenever I see a friend who lost weight, I’ll be like, “There’s something different about you, can’t quite put my finger on it,” and start guessing things that have nothing to do with their weight, like a haircut or a new pair of glasses or something, so they can say, “Uh, yeah, I lost weight.” And I’ll be like, “Oh, yeah, you look so good!” So then I won’t seem rude for asking, “Hey, have you lost weight?”
I wouldn’t be upset if you asked me at least I think someone noticed
well that's awkward af.
NightOwl
How is it awkward?
Downside: they get depressed that they haven’t made any progress because you supposedly didn’t realize. Then they quit.
Claudia Cheng
See, this is why I struggle with autism over here! I never know which social skill is going to be offensive or not because everybody’s different as fuck!
I'm a simple guy. I see a Trey video, I like it.
@Crucibelle I'm a simple guy. When I get a reply from someone who is mad over a comment that they dont even have to read, I laugh.
I died at, "I noticed you are less fat" literally me. 💀
Thanks?
They applied me for the bachelor translation! Oh my gosh😂😂😂I need this... God if you're listening. dead.
Currently ignoring a text that will be “lost in the shuffle” later 😊
Best sarcastic comedian ever... No joke.. Thank you...
"So excited to come watch you unwrap kitchen utensils for 2 hours." This perfectly captures why I will not be having a wedding shower when I get married. LOL
My thoughts for every wedding and baby shower ...EVER..😕
Your sarcasm is above and beyond hilarious! 😂
My "maybe" usually means no too, for sure lol..😂
"It was a matter of time. I think we all saw that one coming." So true, most times!
I’m coming back to this 3 months later to feel better about myself and this fake mouth of mine. IM NOT ALONE! 😂
Heck yeah, comprehen-day! 🤦♀️👌😂🤣 Love and light from Hawai’i. 🌺
Anyone else wish they were BFFs with Trey? So funny!!
moral of the story:
∂єєρ ∂σωи єνєяуσиє ιѕ αи αѕѕнσℓє
1:13
Me when my mom says to clean my room
LOVE this channel. 🌟
“Nope” “Still nooooooo....” Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Saw you text and made a conscious decision to ignore. That’s true 😂😂😂😂
0:54 I make Kombucha and this is an accurate representation of my friends' reasctions.
Yes yes and yes!!!! This is perfection!!
2nd one - your awesome awesome awesome awesome & this is so TRUE!!!!
I'm blessed to have discovered this channel during covid
*I think it's safe to say dude is tired of weddings AND THE SEASON HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN*
The Bachelor comment hahahahaha yes
If you started singing, “I COULD have cared less”...I would have unsubscribed. Thank you for getting that right 😂 Hilarious video.
Pure genius and super funny Trey!
"i kinda noticed something different about you are you losing weight?"
"i noticed you are less fat"
The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂
I think this is your best video yetttttt
It looks like you're having 11 😂😂😂
Where are the lies? 🤣🤣 Straight FACTS!! 💯💯
0:38 is every boy who gets dumped by a girl who was way better than him lol
"Nope"
🎶"Still no"🎶
Damnnnn you're hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
This format would be great being used as Old People translation. Like when they murmur or grunt after someone speaks to them, or they say something that sounds nice but is really a back handed insult, or when they hear something they don't like they ignore you completely, or when they go into a story about someone they knew when they were young but the point of the story is something simple and didn't require the whole story.
The haircut thing is so true. I don't know why I still go to the same barber...
Rebel Rouser I once got my haircut at a salon. said I liked it. Went home and shaved my head.
@@goffs2746 I've done the same! 😅😅
Rebel Rouser my girlfriend at the time was suggesting I go there. So I wanted to be nice......mistakes were made
oh my gosh when ever I watch your videos I enjoy it so much awesome videos great job
Epic.
Bless your heart...
i got sweet tea