I feel like if you edited this video into the middle of any David Lynch movie, the movie would still flow perfectly. I love watching these older Flick Pick videos where they really do feel like video diaries of the ramblings of a madman 😅
When I was younger we didn't have a fireplace either and when I asked how he got in, the answer was... "He can turn to dust and fit through the key hole!" Its quite funny really because I believed it. I don't anymore.......but still I am going to watch the key hole tonight.
The way your uncle pissed and said that really sucks, but atleast someone told you Santa wasn't real. I found out by myself. I was 9, it was Christmas, I saw the presents, and the ones that said from Santa had the same wrapping paper as the ones from my mother, and on the sticker that said "from Santa" was written in my mothers handwriting. And I kept it to myself.
When i was 10 my sister and i got an x-box for Christmas. We have "santa" come to our house. We have family give us presents at my nanas. So back to the xbox, i got it at home. And i go to my nanas and i get a kinect sensor. The i asked myself, how did they know i got an xbox?
My worst Christmas was last year. My uncle's pacemaker stopped and the ambulance couldn't get him in time because he was in a small restroom. They got him out but he went into a coma for three weeks. My family decided to pull the plug on him to end his suffering. I will never forget him. :*(
My best Christmas was getting a NES. I'll never forget it. Btw, I never believed there was a Santa Claus & as a kid, I actually made a couple of kids cry when I told then the truth in school. lol funny vid & funny [though sad] story.
Thank God, I have no bad Christmas memories, and thank you Jesus, I especially have none like yours:D I don't even remember when and how the transition happened in my life when I stopped believing in Santa. I guess I still believe in him a little. Just a little and that's enough. Oh, and by the way, 'consumerism' was the word that you were looking for:D
lol My LEAST favorite Christmas is when my Dad got me a brand new computer which is amazing by the way. Alienware. This was just two years ago. And all I wanted to do was play Fallout 3 heavily modded but the game kept crashing. THAT is my least favorite Christmas and it's not even a bad Christmas. Just one minor let down that eventually like three days later I fixed the issue.
Christmas was over and we were holding a new years eve party round our house, to cut a long story short: I was 14 we had some family friends over, I gave their 8 year old son a wedgie and was almost charged with assault by his mother. That is NOT a joke.
I started doubting he was real when i was 10. Because on Christmas eve, my mom was soo drunk, and the next morning, when I looked at "santa's note", the handwriting was VERY sloppy. And my parents told me he wasn't real. And now none of my brothers believe in him either, and their 9 and 7
Hey! Could have used a spoiler alert in your title, Johnny Boy! Now I have to deal with finding out Santa isn't even real the day before Christmas. :.. (
@MetallicaMadMan666 I figured it out when my parents left one too many price tags on the presents - they tried to tell me sometimes he buys the presents at the stores, but then what is he doing with all the elves? What is he doing with all the elves!?
If you dont believe in santa you wont see him and if you do you can see him. I know because in 30 minutes I feel asleep then I woke up there were 100+ presents under my tree. Hes real
my worst christmas my drunk mom left us at her freinds house and i woke up in like the middle of the night wondering where i was and i was in a dress yeah a freaking dress ans my mom was dresed in a santa costume pased out on the couch and i was 6
i never believed in santa claus cus my parents wouldn't let santa claus take all the credit for the presents that were bought with their hard earned money
My one was harsh walked downstairs when I waas 8/9 on xmas eve. Stayed at the top of the stairs and saw my parents wrapping my xmas presents. Man was I upset had to pretend I believed in him for 3 years before telling my parents i knew the truth. As my little sister still believed in him
The Poltergeist Santa Story is so damn hilarious 😂😂😂😂
My grandfather died in the 24th, so every Christmas my grandma cries at the dinner table.... Always nice to watch.
I feel like if you edited this video into the middle of any David Lynch movie, the movie would still flow perfectly. I love watching these older Flick Pick videos where they really do feel like video diaries of the ramblings of a madman 😅
Old, but gold
This is so sad, Alexa play Jingle Bells
Lmao. Uncle Gary's at it again! Hope you have a great Christmas John! Can't wait for another year of videos!
I’m making this a tradition 😂
What happened to your uncle gary
I found out cause when I was 10 I googled how Santa makes his reindeer fly and Wikipedia told me Santa is a fictional character
Merry X-mas to you too, John! Finally I understand where it all went wrong for you in your life and still is going on! LOL
Great concept. Even more amazing execution. Sad yet still enlivened with the Christmas spirit. This is really one of your masterpieces.
How far you have come John.
When I was younger we didn't have a fireplace either and when I asked how he got in, the answer was... "He can turn to dust and fit through the key hole!" Its quite funny really because I believed it. I don't anymore.......but still I am going to watch the key hole tonight.
I love the Flick Pick!
You are a good man John.. God Bless U..~ and Merry Christmas to you..~
Well I think whats Important is You're a very funny and extremely talented guy ! who still can spread the spirit of Christmas !
The way your uncle pissed and said that really sucks, but atleast someone told you Santa wasn't real. I found out by myself. I was 9, it was Christmas, I saw the presents, and the ones that said from Santa had the same wrapping paper as the ones from my mother, and on the sticker that said "from Santa" was written in my mothers handwriting. And I kept it to myself.
Thanks man. Merry Christmas eve. U too Tiny.
Classic Flick Pick! Happy Holidays 2019!
This was fucking hilarious and tragic at the same time. When he just cut to him with a creepy smile i pissed myself 😂😂
Yeah john is great.
Merry Christmas John have a good one
Merry Christmas John.
mery christmas to you have a great time and a good 2012
the shady nook...LMAO. fits well with the half missing thumb.
When i was 10 my sister and i got an x-box for Christmas. We have "santa" come to our house. We have family give us presents at my nanas. So back to the xbox, i got it at home. And i go to my nanas and i get a kinect sensor. The i asked myself, how did they know i got an xbox?
My worst Christmas was last year. My uncle's pacemaker stopped and the ambulance couldn't get him in time because he was in a small restroom. They got him out but he went into a coma for three weeks. My family decided to pull the plug on him to end his suffering. I will never forget him. :*(
Still hilarious a year later :D
I found out that Santa wasn't real at a movie drive-in. It wasn't even near Christmas and we were seeing Speed Racer.....yeah
My best Christmas was getting a NES. I'll never forget it. Btw, I never believed there was a Santa Claus & as a kid, I actually made a couple of kids cry when I told then the truth in school. lol funny vid & funny [though sad] story.
I love Christmas! I knew when I was 8 that Santa isn't real my neighbor has put out Christmas presents for her little sister since she was 13 or 14
:P
It's not Christmas until
-Hans Gruber gets tossed from Nakatomi Plaza
-Uncle Gary pisses on the floor
Thank God, I have no bad Christmas memories, and thank you Jesus, I especially have none like yours:D I don't even remember when and how the transition happened in my life when I stopped believing in Santa. I guess I still believe in him a little. Just a little and that's enough.
Oh, and by the way, 'consumerism' was the word that you were looking for:D
I remeber believing Santa Clause was real, but I can't remember how I found out he wasn't.
that was 1 of the funniest videos i have ever seen
lol My LEAST favorite Christmas is when my Dad got me a brand new computer which is amazing by the way. Alienware. This was just two years ago. And all I wanted to do was play Fallout 3 heavily modded but the game kept crashing. THAT is my least favorite Christmas and it's not even a bad Christmas. Just one minor let down that eventually like three days later I fixed the issue.
Hahaha! You should video your next family reunion.
Uncle Gary, a bad man. Sorry for that, John. But don't worry, Santa is real!
Dad dad was in hospital all christmas with his leg hollowed out and tied up as his hip shtterd ages ago. that was pretty bad
my mom said WE ARE GONNA HAVE A TALK!! and she said he does not exist.
Were is uncle Gary now
if he was drunk then he might of lie
i knew my whole life pretty much
Christmas was over and we were holding a new years eve party round our house, to cut a long story short: I was 14 we had some family friends over, I gave their 8 year old son a wedgie and was almost charged with assault by his mother. That is NOT a joke.
I started doubting he was real when i was 10. Because on Christmas eve, my mom was soo drunk, and the next morning, when I looked at "santa's note", the handwriting was VERY sloppy. And my parents told me he wasn't real. And now none of my brothers believe in him either, and their 9 and 7
Hey! Could have used a spoiler alert in your title, Johnny Boy! Now I have to deal with finding out Santa isn't even real the day before Christmas.
:.. (
you know they say happy christmas in uk and ireland
@MetallicaMadMan666 I figured it out when my parents left one too many price tags on the presents - they tried to tell me sometimes he buys the presents at the stores, but then what is he doing with all the elves? What is he doing with all the elves!?
When I only got cloths and my aunt or uncle could not make it for Christmas
If you dont believe in santa you wont see him and if you do you can see him. I know because in 30 minutes I feel asleep then I woke up there were 100+ presents under my tree. Hes real
How old are you
cool video!
4:30 have you been working out john?
I never believed in Santa. I’m cool with that.
so you saw his pickle.............?
Beasts of No Nation
I earned many clothes when I was a little boy. That was sad.
Why is John's face so close to the camera?
Don't be scared now
my worst christmas my drunk mom left us at her freinds house and i woke up in like the middle of the night wondering where i was and i was in a dress yeah a freaking dress ans my mom was dresed in a santa costume pased out on the couch and i was 6
i never believed in santa claus cus my parents wouldn't let santa claus take all the credit for the presents that were bought with their hard earned money
I had a goldfish that died on Christmas Eve
Worst freaking Christmas ever
My one was harsh walked downstairs when I waas 8/9 on xmas eve. Stayed at the top of the stairs and saw my parents wrapping my xmas presents. Man was I upset had to pretend I believed in him for 3 years before telling my parents i knew the truth. As my little sister still believed in him
LMFAO..
LMFAO
i worship GOD AND Jesus
no i know he reL i saw him
santa IS real
what do you mean santas not real?
Does it really matter if he is or not? i don't believe in him but other people do so you can atleast stop critisizing about what they believe in.
he was jruck
santa is Fake it's your parent's that give the presents and the stuff you want
I don't believe u I'm small I still believe in santa oh ya and ur uncil garry was jrunk so he probly didind no what he was saying
santas not real!?!?;(
i don't believe you
Boo
do not lisin to him
Fake
i know he wasit real i'm never making another christmas list agian and ask for anything i hate christmas i'm only a 11 years old :*(
Boo