How God Invented Prayer

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  • @tipoima
    @tipoima 3 роки тому +2657

    Imagine just randomly stumbling upon this video. That beginning was extra even for local standards

    • @TheResidence.mp4
      @TheResidence.mp4 3 роки тому +209

      Honestly, I love the completely over the top intros to quite calm content comparatively.

    • @leothenomad5675
      @leothenomad5675 3 роки тому +64

      @Adrian Metzler The beginning had a power corrupts feel to it.

    • @jorionedwards
      @jorionedwards 3 роки тому +18

      You could make a game out of it. Just lemme learn to program real quick...

    • @mrcombustiblelemon2902
      @mrcombustiblelemon2902 3 роки тому +37

      @@leothenomad5675 technically speaking, all the Yahweh+Jeffrey videos should be part of the power corrupts series. They're from the time the test was still going on normally, that's why Jeffrey is in his angel form.

    • @georgeboocock9477
      @georgeboocock9477 3 роки тому +9

      All historically accurate 😂

  • @_Mr.Tuvok_
    @_Mr.Tuvok_ 3 роки тому +1715

    Don’t build schools next to mountains
    Solid advice

    • @starstrk75
      @starstrk75 3 роки тому +23

      😂 loved that part!

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 3 роки тому +20

      Ha I just got the pun

    • @bobspeigel9455
      @bobspeigel9455 3 роки тому +19

      What about ski schools? :)

    • @anulfolantigua6291
      @anulfolantigua6291 3 роки тому +4

      But in millions years there is a given chance there will a mountain in the place there wasn't any when the school was built cause tectonic plates stuff so...

    • @kevinqwen221
      @kevinqwen221 3 роки тому +7

      But we live in the mountains

  • @sheepyhead0399
    @sheepyhead0399 3 роки тому +1391

    Seeing god and Jeffery explaining and crying about prayer whilst covered in blood, vomit, intestinal contents and chalk is just perfect

    • @asadmalik2464
      @asadmalik2464 3 роки тому +18

      Sounds like a team clutch song

    • @jovalleau
      @jovalleau 3 роки тому +13

      @God الله Allah I'm chillin, I'm illin', with my guts all over the ceilin'.

    • @ldg1414
      @ldg1414 3 роки тому +10

      Thank you for letting me know I shouldn't watch this while eating.

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 3 роки тому +9

      And tears! Can't forget tears, he's covered in that too. :D

    • @kevinekasaputra3428
      @kevinekasaputra3428 3 роки тому +1

      @God الله Allah simply delicious

  • @garboil
    @garboil 3 роки тому +158

    “Space combat voids warranty” is a sticker going on every vehicle I own from now on.

    • @debbys-abqnm4537
      @debbys-abqnm4537 3 роки тому +1

      So many channels now offer "merch" (except none offer sweat pants, only clothing for upper half of body, and sometimes socks), but if DarkMatter2525 offered merch, I'd probably spend my "stimulus" check on it, including on the stickers you mention! Think of the face masks that could feature Jeffrey!

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 роки тому

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise

    • @Don.tKillTheMessanger
      @Don.tKillTheMessanger 7 місяців тому

      ​@@RobotNinjaDestroyer What a sad life that would be to live, for anyone.

  • @avatareternal3204
    @avatareternal3204 3 роки тому +717

    The universe would be a much better place if Jeffrey was in charge.

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 роки тому +73

      That's the joke. Jeffrey is the sane thinking reacting to God's act

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd 3 роки тому +7

      You know that road to hell is paws with good desires?

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 роки тому +11

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise....

    • @diemeshukmelniski9632
      @diemeshukmelniski9632 3 роки тому +37

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer can you stop?

    • @Angel_Kittichik
      @Angel_Kittichik 3 роки тому +46

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.

  • @jaysonallen5664
    @jaysonallen5664 3 роки тому +1389

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how on point DarkMatter’s animations have become?

    • @barelyabear7956
      @barelyabear7956 3 роки тому +17

      agreed even in his last video i was like what? so cool lots of improvement

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +13

      sometimes the videos on point. I thought the fact that the aliens look like the Flying Spaghetti Monster was hilarious. - Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd 3 роки тому +8

      Does it mean that god puked coronavirus and infected all humanity because of the argument with Jefry?

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd 3 роки тому +2

      @@JesusisLord254 yes, but mort simpletons believe that God is a person and and nobody can define it anyway.
      although the whole idea of god is personification. Aka turning some phenomenon into the person assuming that this phenomenon now has some agenda.

    • @Ionizap
      @Ionizap 3 роки тому +1

      I always thought they were on point. Perhaps more so in later years.

  • @minaghaly3160
    @minaghaly3160 3 роки тому +1395

    As if angel Jeffrey isn't bad ass enough now he's cyborg ninja Jeffrey.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 роки тому +25

      @Camera man
      Thank you, that comment was unbelievably helpful. I appreciate you sharing this vital information with us. How can we ever repay you?

    • @allalachhad4706
      @allalachhad4706 3 роки тому +9

      the second coming of rambo

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 роки тому +1

      aye

    • @paulschlachter4313
      @paulschlachter4313 3 роки тому +13

      Not sure about the bad ass thing... looks pretty healthy if you ask me... 0:58

    • @Quartan284
      @Quartan284 3 роки тому

      Uhm - quite sure its Jeffery. Just saying.

  • @classicaj4972
    @classicaj4972 3 роки тому +964

    The scene of God crying like a kid who just wants to be liked resonated so hard.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +23

      I think using the character of God as a bumbling dictator is pretty funny. Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.

    • @Tarotlynx
      @Tarotlynx 3 роки тому +72

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 Poverty is a matter of birth primarily. And the rich are the greediest people you will ever meet. Do not confuse needy for greedy.

    • @sasquatchpatch
      @sasquatchpatch 3 роки тому +15

      @@Tarotlynx dude’s spamming comments with that last line

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tarotlynx Your ignorance makes you incorrect. Even in the third world there are people that dedicate themselves to lifting themselves out of poverty.
      And yet in the first world you will see people that were born into riches and luxury. And how casually they piss away their grandfather's and Father's success.
      So if you're in the first world or even the second world you really have no excuse for being poor.
      Especially considering the Myriad of programs that the poor generally make a conscious choice not to access.
      The poor are the greediest people because they choose to take the most valuable thing they have and piss it away.
      Thus they enslave the responsible and productive simply because they don't FEEL Like getting off their ass.

    • @rsync9490
      @rsync9490 3 роки тому +20

      @@Tarotlynx Never take the bait, he wants to lure you into his apathetic, ignorant drivel about life experiences he doesn't understand. He doesn't understand that poor people are receiving the covid 19 vaccine after rich people like celebrities yet overwhelming make up the people putting their lives at risk every day. Apparently wanting to live and not suffer from adverse health effects for the rest of their lives in a health care system designed to leave them out on the streets or in incomprehensible debt is 'greedy'.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 3 роки тому +86

    That scary, praying mountain-moving preacher looks suspiciously like Kenneth Copeland...

    • @headsworthtg3585
      @headsworthtg3585 3 роки тому +8

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer stop w/ the spam

    • @freeshrugs63
      @freeshrugs63 7 місяців тому +5

      Most evil things resemble Kenneth Copeland.

    • @Forrest1989
      @Forrest1989 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@freeshrugs63idk if it's evil, but I took a runny dump last night, and it looks like him 🤔

  • @megahades8296
    @megahades8296 Рік тому +46

    The guy praying for the mountain to move is fucking hilarious. Best animation.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Рік тому +1

      Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back. God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 11 місяців тому +1

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ???

  • @Maceman486
    @Maceman486 3 роки тому +581

    Last time I was this early god was still hovering over the waters.

    • @AndDiracisHisProphet
      @AndDiracisHisProphet 3 роки тому +14

      hoverhover, hoverhover

    • @persephonesdad5792
      @persephonesdad5792 3 роки тому +3

      @God الله Allah I need one of those Arabic keyboards

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +3

      I'm pretty sure He was moving upon the face of the waters.

    • @yeshuachrist2300
      @yeshuachrist2300 3 роки тому +6

      @God الله Allah allah? What are you doing here? 😡

    • @mrcombustiblelemon2902
      @mrcombustiblelemon2902 3 роки тому

      @God الله Allah Allah! I missed you! I tried asking someone where you are, but he just told me that that is such a FOOLISH question!

  • @sopita2236
    @sopita2236 3 роки тому +730

    Not to mention he knows everything so there’s literally no point in asking because he already knows what you want and he already planned everything

    • @mastodonseven
      @mastodonseven 3 роки тому +37

      That's assuming the point of pray is to beg 🤷‍♂️

    • @getasimbe
      @getasimbe 3 роки тому +130

      @@mastodonseven If God knows everything, there is no point to prayer other than to maybe make you feel better in the moment

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 3 роки тому +98

      @@getasimbe Or maybe it's to stroke God's ego...

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 3 роки тому +14

      @@getasimbe exactly

    • @saoirse7167
      @saoirse7167 3 роки тому +83

      And if a human can get God to change his plan, that seriously undermines the theory of omnipotence. A bit like picking and choosing bible verses to follow means that human judgement is more important than God’s. If the bible isn’t the word of God, but the word of humans, it ceases to have any more authority than any other historical work of fiction. You might as well derive moral lessons from the Odyssey.

  • @theblackphilosopher5958
    @theblackphilosopher5958 3 роки тому +476

    Celestial vending machine, that breaks and gives you the wrong things.

    • @martinfiala3910
      @martinfiala3910 3 роки тому +34

      Takes your cash without dispensing

    • @JojonathanOliveira
      @JojonathanOliveira 3 роки тому +10

      A Celestial vending machine that randomly gives a product when you put a coin in and sometimes doesn't give anything. Sounds a lot like Yu-Gi-Oh duel links tbh

    • @TheLodjur
      @TheLodjur 3 роки тому +7

      Indeed, a vending machine that constantly gets stuck. Even when you try to strategically buy that soda you don't want to drop down on the chocolate you paid for that's stuck in the spring. Even when you resort to brutal force, attacking the machine out of frustration (I paid for 3 items and got non!) it's not putting out. It's more like a robbing machine, but for your mind and sanity.

    • @holasirena
      @holasirena 3 роки тому +5

      And every once in a while you get blessed with three of the same thing to make up for the twenty previous times you didn't get anything.

    • @thomasreagor1706
      @thomasreagor1706 3 роки тому +3

      So basically a mobile game with a gacha system that has shit drop rates.

  • @SillyGoose0ntheL00S3
    @SillyGoose0ntheL00S3 3 роки тому +180

    We don’t deserve darkmatter2525. The quality of his work is exponential.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 роки тому +10

      In that case, his name should be _darkmatter25^25_ 😁

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 11 місяців тому +1

      For real, I wanna do such animations, darkmatter2525 is a wizard 😭

  • @Neojoe20
    @Neojoe20 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks!

  • @gleanerman2195
    @gleanerman2195 3 роки тому +509

    I pray everyday for god to protect me from his followers, so far, not a goddamn thing.

    • @godofthegaps6741
      @godofthegaps6741 3 роки тому +82

      Maybe someone is counterpraying your prayer and God is confused

    • @satanthedeceiver8142
      @satanthedeceiver8142 3 роки тому +24

      God does not get confused. he's omniscient and omnipotent. if he's confused that means his plan didn't go as he intended, which means he didn't see this outcome there for he is not God

    • @satanthedeceiver8142
      @satanthedeceiver8142 3 роки тому +3

      @@godofthegaps6741 besides personal belief I don't think prayer can be corrupted, because, for to be corrupted God would have to corrupt the prayer.

    • @satanthedeceiver8142
      @satanthedeceiver8142 3 роки тому +1

      @Dick Balls • 30 years ago assuming their mom has a first son but either way personally I think nothing will happen

    • @satanthedeceiver8142
      @satanthedeceiver8142 3 роки тому +1

      @Dick Balls • 30 years ago lol your ded

  • @henryviiifake8244
    @henryviiifake8244 3 роки тому +132

    "Parental Unit, why have you foresaken me?" 😭🤣

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 3 роки тому +6

      well it is politically correct...

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 роки тому

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise..

    • @mainamwangi5374
      @mainamwangi5374 3 роки тому +3

      "Parental Unit, forgive them..." That was very funny! Dark matter is good🤣🤣

    • @mainamwangi5374
      @mainamwangi5374 3 роки тому +4

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer shut up.

    • @thelogicalfallacy4635
      @thelogicalfallacy4635 3 роки тому +8

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer What if we don't want those thoughts to go away?

  • @peach495
    @peach495 3 роки тому +373

    The very concept of prayer contradicts the very concept of god. What need you pray to the god that knows your every thought even before you do? When praying on behalf of others , like victims of tragedy, that would be tantamount to trying to change gods mind, as he has his plan.

    • @mrcombustiblelemon2902
      @mrcombustiblelemon2902 3 роки тому +4

      Unless, of course, prayer counts as a good deed, in which case the prayer provides extenuating circumstances that lead to a more favorable outcome under the same judicial system.

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 3 роки тому +3

      A prayer is a test of dedication not thoughts.

    • @peach495
      @peach495 3 роки тому +63

      @@greggaygayakutami1402
      Dedication is a thought. If you're dedicated it would be within your consciousness that you are. That would be something the god already knows. The very fact a test is needed suggest the god doesn't know everything.

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 3 роки тому +1

      @@peach495 acting through a prayer shows a GOOD quality of dedication. Dedication within a mere thought is not enough and shows a low quality of it.

    • @peach495
      @peach495 3 роки тому +57

      @@greggaygayakutami1402
      And this god that knows everything before you do needs this "demonstration"?

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 2 роки тому +15

    That Zylorg ending came as unexpected as the bicycle and was even more hilarious.

  • @jedmccullough7959
    @jedmccullough7959 3 роки тому +18

    I cant believe I was born into a world where 80% of the population refuses to except these simple truths.

    • @dreismith2334
      @dreismith2334 3 роки тому +3

      Same tbh

    • @dreismith2334
      @dreismith2334 3 роки тому +4

      I was very lucky to be born in England where most people are atheist though

    • @jedmccullough7959
      @jedmccullough7959 3 роки тому

      @Wan ya that just stupid, do you think you sound smart? I knew religion was bs when I was 7 it doesn't take a deep thinker it takes not being a sheep. I was brainwashed from day one to believe yet NEVER did. I also dont fear death never have, so maybe thats why I dont cling to the hope I will live forever in paradise. Which is pure insanity but let them pretend something like that is possible. I think anyone who thinks without a doubt god is real should NEVER BE ALLOWED to have any power over anyone, especially in the government. Yet look what we have I honestly believe the reason we dont have health care livable wages and a better quality of life falls squarely at religious people feet.

    • @jedmccullough7959
      @jedmccullough7959 3 роки тому

      @Wan its not being humble its called being a brainless sheep.

    • @jedmccullough7959
      @jedmccullough7959 3 роки тому

      @Wan I've never forced anyone to do anything. My family is religious the only thing I do to them is ask questions forcing them to think, sadly with most religious people the answer is always " I just know in my heart and soul". I cant help but laugh at them for being so pathetic.

  • @wurmIsDead
    @wurmIsDead 3 роки тому +662

    Prayer never made much sense to me, even as a christian. It always felt like a popularity contest.

    • @louisbarrow4671
      @louisbarrow4671 3 роки тому +20

      You were praying in the wrong religion. You should have been praying in Islam, the one true faith!

    • @krrr.4902
      @krrr.4902 3 роки тому +61

      @@louisbarrow4671 how DO you guys pray?? Is it like a one way conversation like christians?? Genuine question, I'm curious and google gave me contradicting info during my 2 minutes long analysis of the first results page.

    • @mikean7074
      @mikean7074 3 роки тому +91

      It always seemed so tedious and pointless to be constantly telling God I'm sorry for every little thing I could think that I had done that might have been wrong and to be asking him to help others and myself out with various things because he's supposed to be all-knowing so what exactly was I informing him of? Praying out loud always felt awkward, especially in a church setting where, yes, it did seem more like a show of who could put on the most eloquent prayers.
      Glad I'm out, religion is just weird.

    • @r.owennn
      @r.owennn 3 роки тому +71

      @@krrr.4902 as an exmuslim, i had to pray five times a day. it was so annoying and i could never get anything else done because i was always rushing to prayer. and even then, we had to make wudu which is basically cleaning our bodies with water before praying (and that’s a whole other process)

    • @krrr.4902
      @krrr.4902 3 роки тому +40

      @@mikean7074 In one of the catholic schools I went to the girls were encouraged to cry during silent "petition time" prayer and we could choose to kneel on the floor. Fun times, lots of trauma, very cool.

  • @sundarbe
    @sundarbe 3 роки тому +343

    *You* are "High-Pathetic", I'm "Low-Pathetic". He didn't say "Not-Pathetic"!

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 3 роки тому +22

      God is self aware

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 3 роки тому +10

      He is modest like that.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +1

      And he didn't say never pathetic either. Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.

    • @clutch5011
      @clutch5011 3 роки тому +1

      high-pothetic*

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 3 роки тому +2

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 Well obviously the rich have so much money cuz they gave so much money away. Just like the GOP will decrease the deficit by lowering taxes. Its just basic logic. Everyone knows the less money you have the more money you have.

  • @jorgej4621
    @jorgej4621 3 роки тому +173

    Bro, Ngl Jeffrey is overpowered, he no scoped all the aliens

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 3 роки тому +9

      *nazi aliens

    • @BrutusAlbion
      @BrutusAlbion 3 роки тому +2

      @@OrangeUtan1 nazi zombie aliens!

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 роки тому +2

      Angels can win entire wars on their own. That was not impressive for an angel

    • @BrutusAlbion
      @BrutusAlbion 3 роки тому +1

      @@muchotexto4248 aye I guess you have eye witness accounts?

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      Well he is God's right hand man..-.Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 роки тому +7

    That Kenneth Copeland impression is so awsome^^
    I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it looks when Kenneth Copeland prays. Fangs and intense vibrating.

  • @ThomasTrue
    @ThomasTrue 3 роки тому +172

    When I was a Baptist I was told the answers to prayers were "yes", "no", or "wait".

    • @terminusadquem6981
      @terminusadquem6981 3 роки тому +23

      hard to tell if no or wait.. what a dumb way to interpret.. 😆

    • @IchorIsSweet
      @IchorIsSweet 2 роки тому +7

      Why is “wait” an answer? That’s basically yes.

    • @kevinmitchell6856
      @kevinmitchell6856 2 роки тому +6

      Àll of the Christan gobbledegook say that

    • @davidfitnesstech
      @davidfitnesstech 2 роки тому +14

      EXACTLY. That way, people can claim your prayers are ALWAYS answered.. even though they might not be answered in the way you wanted.

    • @scp-2348
      @scp-2348 Рік тому +2

      There's also No, but Wait and also the worst one Wait, but No.

  • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
    @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 роки тому +632

    The idea of god being essentially a hormonal teenager on a power trip is hilarious and accurate.
    I call it hiluriate.

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 роки тому +31

      That's the headcannon. This man's not god. It's a teen from the future on a god chamber (Simulation where he is to believe he's god and billions of years are passing by where it's all just an hour) to test if he should be trusted a high rank in society by judging how a world where he is a god goes. Jeffrey is some colleague sent there to monitor him.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 3 роки тому +18

      @@muchotexto4248 That's 1. Not how "headcanon" is spelled, and 2. Not what "headcanon" means. Headcanon is a fan interpretation of canon. What you're talking about is just "canon".

    • @michaelstone2379
      @michaelstone2379 3 роки тому +4

      I call it deprarious
      Mr popo tfsDBZ abridged

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 роки тому +5

      @@michaelstone2379 Thank non-existent god _someone_ got that reference

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 роки тому +2

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise..

  • @kmlanefri1398
    @kmlanefri1398 3 роки тому +80

    I love how heaven is just a tiny cloud in the middle of no where

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 10 місяців тому +1

      At least it explains how Elijah got to heaven on the golden chariot

  • @anuscanis7463
    @anuscanis7463 3 роки тому +57

    I didn’t expect this to be a deleted Rick & Morty episode!

  • @Eudaletism
    @Eudaletism 2 роки тому +8

    I like that heaven is basically just one cloud.

  • @isaaccarranza6846
    @isaaccarranza6846 3 роки тому +58

    Do the aliens look like "flying spaghetti monsters" on purpose? 😂

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 8 місяців тому +1

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

    • @zacmayes2802
      @zacmayes2802 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363Who created Hell again?

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 6 місяців тому +1

      @@zacmayes2802 God as a place of separation from Him for sinning, God is toooooooooooooooo holysuch that a sinner in His presence will be utterly wiped out
      People underestimate hell, it is bad because it is separation from God. In a vision I was shown a person who claimed to be Christian but started fornication (premarital sex), He died relatively young and went to hell forever (1 Cor 6:9). God’s holiness means He will not coexist with sinners forever therefore Repent (Luke 13:3) and have a relationship with Jesus.

    • @twa9995
      @twa9995 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363people also have visions of past lives. Which are totally impossible in Christianity, so who's right? Your random visions or some other guys random visions

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 3 роки тому +139

    I love that the Alien world listens to techno.

    • @jesseling144
      @jesseling144 3 роки тому +5

      Logical

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +2

      I thought it was great that the aliens were basically a rip on the Flying Spaghetti Monster-Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
      Side note. it's nice to see someone using the Laughing Man symbol for a change-
      Just went back and rewatched the series the other day.

    • @Intifada1981
      @Intifada1981 3 роки тому +3

      am a alien, can confirm we love techno

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +2

      @@Intifada1981 They power of the ship with the Walk Like A Egyptian Dance. There's an alien race that powers there's Pyramid Spaceships with that dance from the 80s.
      The whole thing of bringing that song to Earth was a training camp to have other races power their ships.
      Like an ancient times with wind power ships that also used oars.
      Doing the Egyptian dance all day is a pretty brutal 9:00 to 5:00.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 роки тому +2

      In the future, we will be listening to Space-synth. It will be glorious.

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 3 роки тому +525

    Conservatives: ask God to give Trump a second term.
    God: *vomits in coronavirus*

    • @shadowthedemonicwolf4410
      @shadowthedemonicwolf4410 3 роки тому +11

      So God can be harmed

    • @wrestlinghe2638
      @wrestlinghe2638 3 роки тому +13

      hey were not all Christians.

    • @debbys-abqnm4537
      @debbys-abqnm4537 3 роки тому +3

      Also vomits Adderall for DJT to continue taking and destroying his intestines. Maybe God also makes adult diapers hard for DJT's minions to find for DJT... that's a God who would interest me!

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 роки тому +3

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise

    • @abhayraj4189
      @abhayraj4189 3 роки тому +11

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer So the Christian believers that suicide because of mental health werent Christians??

  • @warrenburroughs3025
    @warrenburroughs3025 3 роки тому +45

    Always loved the interactions between Jeffrey and god.

  • @mariolis
    @mariolis Рік тому +9

    After watching power corrupts , I cant ever go back to looking at Jeffry and Yahweh the same way again... knowing their canonical lore for this channel ...

  • @AliceSpeltRight
    @AliceSpeltRight 3 роки тому +14

    At this point, the “Jeffery, I’m God” is classic

  • @vigorousvoid5330
    @vigorousvoid5330 3 роки тому +71

    6:47 I don’t think I have laughed this hard in awhile, that was amazing!

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 3 роки тому +1

      Loved it when he said "maybe"

    • @nogatonis194
      @nogatonis194 3 роки тому +7

      9:25 was also a good scene lol

    • @Rudxain
      @Rudxain 2 роки тому +3

      6:53 looked like a YTP, I was dying LMAO

    • @konology8210
      @konology8210 2 роки тому +1

      Looks like Kenneth Copeland

    • @cezar211091
      @cezar211091 Рік тому

      Kenneth Copeland

  • @PhysicsPolice
    @PhysicsPolice 3 роки тому +15

    The callback at the end is so incredibly funny! My ribs hurt from laughing.

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 3 роки тому +14

    Somebody asks God to cure their cancer: prayer denied.
    Some angry mustache guy asks to become the most powerful man in Europe: *prayer granted.*

    • @jooksin6244
      @jooksin6244 3 роки тому +1

      Hitler was an atheist but ok

  • @maddyg2320
    @maddyg2320 3 роки тому +35

    Lmao I love god's eye twitch when Jeffrey tells him he's a scratch off lotto ticket 🤣🤣

    • @gavincarothers595
      @gavincarothers595 Рік тому

      Albeit a crooked rigged total busted one to be exact, it's accurate how it is too much too good to be true, even in reality's perspective.

  • @thatonepianoguy_
    @thatonepianoguy_ Рік тому +10

    1:14 ah yes, my favorite passage of the Bible when aliens fight angels.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Рік тому

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

  • @BigPanda096
    @BigPanda096 2 роки тому +7

    When the system is based on "Yes, No or Maybe," it's pretty explanatory on what the people who invented it were thinking.

  • @ssj4mathgenius
    @ssj4mathgenius 3 роки тому +27

    I have so many things I loved about this! The content itself was amazing (as usual), but the animation in this one seemed more vibrant to me! I don't know why but the dust clouds as they wrote on the board were so cool. Also that whole jeffrey battling those aliens at the beginning was epic! Just really good animation ❤️

  • @LcdDrmr
    @LcdDrmr 3 роки тому +87

    Any "real" Christian is supposed to pray only that God's Will Be Done, even as they're delighting in the fact that he will send all non-believers to Hell to suffer for eternity. 'Cause that's how "real" Christians get into heaven: high moral standards.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      I thought the scratch ticket part was really funny. as well as the aliens looking like the Flying Spaghetti Monster --Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 3 роки тому +7

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 Poverty may be a consequence of the inability of people to get out of poverty, but that inability is a result of poor education and limited opportunity, not of "personal choice". There's no real choice when people haven't been taught how to make good choices.

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 роки тому +6

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 You're kidding me right? So people choose to live on the streets, starve, and die of preventable disease on purpose? Clearly not right? So let's go over how poverty really occurs. One reason might be that they were born into a poor family. This means they can't afford good education, which means they can't get a good job and end up poor, continuing the cycle. They could also be poor because of disaster, for example if you get injured and have to pay a huge medical bill, you'll probably not be in the best place financially. Same if your house gets burned down in a fire or destroyed somehow, or if your bank account is hacked. Lastly, prejudice can cause people to find it harder to get jobs or good pay, for example black people have higher unemployment rates than whites.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      @@saucevc8353You are clearly uneducated. It is Not the Rich. But the Poor that are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
      And your fallacies must be because of uneducated naive nature.. You need to stop thinking emotionally. And Think Mathematically with Time Base Decision Making. AKA Think Practically and Productively.
      When you take a good look at the West. Do you see no opportunities for people at the bottom in a western country?
      The simple answer is there's opportunity in abundance in the West.
      if you're failing in life in a lot of prosperous countries. it's because you make choices to be a failure.
      And being successful doesn't necessarily mean that you only entire world.
      But at the very least it should mean that you can stand on your own two feet and not be a leech off everyone around you.
      So you're what you think is empathy is actually parasitic in the long run.
      You should be ashamed of yourself.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      @@nathangamble125 Oh and the middle class and the poor are why prices always go up in the West. It's Not the Rich that are voting for all the free giving welfare programs. considering that 70% of your taxes are basically subsidization of other people's problems.
      your taxes are going up because the middle class and the poor don't want to pay more in taxes. basically to cover the expenses of what they vote for. the politicians know they can't raise taxes
      on the middle class on the poor.
      so they just inflate the Dollar by printing money.
      Which effectively raises the price for everything which is a tax on the middle class and the poor whether they like it or not.
      But it wasn't the rich that voted for more free stuff for people that didn't earn it.
      so who's actually greedy when you really mathematically look at it? because how can it be greed if you actually went out and worked and earned your own money?
      The greed would be when you're trying to take more money from one group than another.
      In fact it's actually slavery via percentages to take more money from one group than another. because your money is a measurement of the time you spend making it. plus a measurement of how long you can live off the money you make.
      And honest system would be simply a sales tax with know income tax.
      And let everyone decide based on the ridiculous levels of luxury or frugality what is truly their fair share.

  • @gpang788
    @gpang788 2 роки тому +27

    Yup, Jeffrey pretty much sums up what I truly DESIRED a relationship with God to be like back when I was a Christian. Unfortunately, this insipid God of the bible wouldn't have it any other way and wanted to tear my family, friends, hobby etc away from me. Now I am atheist and am very glad I saw thru all these bullshit

    • @adams13245
      @adams13245 5 місяців тому

      Good job! With how many people are religious and the way the human brain works, it can be difficult to cut through the BS of religion. I hope you live a long and fruitful life in non belief.

  • @ahkoukyoussef
    @ahkoukyoussef 8 місяців тому +4

    I just love when you animate people running fast it just cracks me up

  • @michaelthomas5433
    @michaelthomas5433 3 роки тому +141

    Try being a Christian who argues with other Christians against the idea of the Father being a divine pez dispenser in the sky.

    • @saoirse7167
      @saoirse7167 3 роки тому +2

      How?

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 3 роки тому +14

      @@saoirse7167 Quick answer: not very successfully. Longer answer, prayer is for laying your troubles at the feet of the Father. For spiritual purposes. Not to get a freebie of something. It's an expression of faith and attempt at communion. Ppl who treat prayer as something differently use it generally for two reasons. To provide some sort of "physical" proof of God and/or to show their own elevated status. So basically someone finds a $50 bill when they need it and that's proof of not only Gods action, but of His love for that person. But that is only due to the flawed view point of the individual. Faith can't be proven and no one can truely know the actions of God. This last thing is sadly something that is often said but rarely accepted amongst believers.

    • @MrGSnipes
      @MrGSnipes 3 роки тому +19

      @@michaelthomas5433 You are aware of the countless verses in the bible that does support the pez despenser believers right?

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrGSnipes Really? Man did I back the wrong horse. ?;- ) There are many verses related to many things. For instance no verse specifically condemns slavery, and the Bible was used by both those who supported that vile institution and by those who opposed it to justify their actions. The Law is a living Law. It's a teaching tool not a straight jacket.

    • @satanthedeceiver8142
      @satanthedeceiver8142 3 роки тому +9

      Beans

  • @rosem6604
    @rosem6604 3 роки тому +19

    Poor Jeffrey. I missed him. His "what????" became my thing when being incredulous at hubby. And there's also - "don't make me go Jeffrey on you" :)

  • @littlemichaeljr6518
    @littlemichaeljr6518 3 роки тому +27

    I've never been so happy to see another video. I love you DarkMatter2525, you freed me, make me laugh, and make me happy. May time treat you well my friend :)

  • @chuck2703
    @chuck2703 3 роки тому +7

    Jeff doesn't skip leg day.

  • @Clever_Motel
    @Clever_Motel 3 роки тому +3

    1:30 into the video, "Not sure how this is related to prayer, but he must have been bored"

  • @yjk1037
    @yjk1037 3 роки тому +85

    Was it just me who was disappointed that Jeffrey didn't use his halo as a weapon during the ninja attacks?
    Another epic video btw👍

    • @CuulX
      @CuulX 3 роки тому +10

      I wasn't, but I am now!

    • @Majik53
      @Majik53 3 роки тому +1

      Like a boomerang that slices who you throw it at? That would be cool.

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd 3 роки тому

      did you by some chance seen my comic? LOL

    • @Majik53
      @Majik53 3 роки тому

      @@deltaxcd - If you were talking to me, no I haven't. I was thinking of the James Bond film with the character "Odd Job" who had a weaponized bowler hat. A halo tossed like a boomerang, slicing through everyone and then returning to Jefferey's head with a 'boing' was what I was thinking at the time I commented.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому

      like a tron disc lol

  • @painlesszm1421
    @painlesszm1421 3 роки тому +15

    So many eyes and yet so blessed with stormtrooper aim. Lol

  • @ScooterWeibels
    @ScooterWeibels 3 роки тому +18

    new darkmatter animation with Jeffry makes my day.

  • @psmitty840
    @psmitty840 3 роки тому +5

    That had to have been at least like 60 hours of work for an ultimately-meaningless recurring joke at the beginning and a credits call-back.
    I love this channel.

  • @T--xo2uq
    @T--xo2uq 3 роки тому +20

    Pray to The Sun, it has just as much chance of success.

    • @KattoRomeo
      @KattoRomeo 3 роки тому +1

      If God of the sun sent His son to die for me, perhaps I am greater than the sun

  • @k31than
    @k31than 3 роки тому +10

    LOL. Even the MJ leaf that covers Jeffrey's privy has a separate piece that comes with his space suit, and how each of the zylorg's eyes have their own helmets.

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 3 роки тому +17

    "If I spell it, then it is right" - Etymology 101 haha

  • @BlackAtheistRants
    @BlackAtheistRants 3 роки тому +6

    I bragged about this channel last night on my live stream. We love you matter❤️❤️

    • @zyrover
      @zyrover 3 роки тому +6

      A black atheist??? Wow!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Not many of us in Georgia. We are as rare as unicorns down here in the Dirty South!

    • @BlackAtheistRants
      @BlackAtheistRants 3 роки тому +3

      @@zyrover yes we are. I’m in Memphis so you could imagine how brainwashed they are here. It’s ridiculous.

    • @mastodonseven
      @mastodonseven 3 роки тому

      @@zyrover
      Interesting, perhaps the colour of your skin doesn't determine your character.
      MLK was right after all...

    • @thickseed
      @thickseed 3 роки тому

      No such thing as a "black" or a "white" person.

    • @mastodonseven
      @mastodonseven 3 роки тому +2

      @@thickseed
      I do think we are overly concerned with labeling ourselves in all manner of ways.

  • @Valeriuciocan18
    @Valeriuciocan18 3 роки тому +14

    Looks like the production value has skyrocketed. Can't say I am not happy.

  • @frogglen6350
    @frogglen6350 6 місяців тому +3

    That intro is still insane. You didn't need to go that hard. But you did. 😅

  • @vtron9832
    @vtron9832 3 роки тому +13

    I always love me some God ñ’ Jeffrey videos.
    Also, I absolutely love your usage of Space Engine for space footage.

  • @ethanfuller1509
    @ethanfuller1509 Рік тому +4

    Why is Jefferey packing an entire bakery?

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 3 роки тому +30

    So, he sent Jeffry to the planet of Flying Spaghetti Monsters, just to avoid talking to him for a few minutes.
    Yup, that tracks. Sounds like something Yahweh would do.

    • @michealforguson5317
      @michealforguson5317 3 роки тому +1

      Vexen: Zexion! Zexion! Where is Lord Xemnas?!
      Zexion: He told me that he didn't wish to be bothered.
      Vexen: The Chamber of Repose! He goes there every time I want to speak with him.

  • @VenomousSoup14
    @VenomousSoup14 2 роки тому +4

    The guy that runs this channel would make an excellent god

  • @timpressley8462
    @timpressley8462 3 роки тому +5

    Absolutely love the metal groin leaf on the spacesuit!!!

  • @DonaldKronos
    @DonaldKronos 3 роки тому +6

    Warning, space combat voids warranty --- love it

  • @TheLodjur
    @TheLodjur 3 роки тому +63

    "Our Goooooood, is a horrible, evil and selfish god, who strikes, from heaven above"
    At least they should get the hymn right, be fair to the creature your worship.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 3 роки тому +7

      Our god is an awful god, he reigns with power and blood

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      your statement kind of makes me want to play the 8-Bit game Crystalis. And watch Castle in the Sky again. -Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 роки тому +1

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 The Poor are the Greediest

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      @@ADeeSHUPA a correct statement. and the poor are the reason that nothing really moves forward in this world.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 роки тому +1

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 Are You a Jew or smth

  • @itsaboutthattime4425
    @itsaboutthattime4425 3 роки тому +48

    We just gonna ignore how thicc Jeffrey is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xBwahx
    @xBwahx 3 роки тому +4

    These videos have evolved so damn well! Not to say that they haven't been funny and intuitive from the beginning. I loved the Zylorg bit both as actual sci-fi entertainment AND just as a goofy intro!

  • @somerandomchillpotato1991
    @somerandomchillpotato1991 10 місяців тому +4

    0:33 missed opportunity to make the earth flat

  • @ΖαχαριαςΑλαλαμι
    @ΖαχαριαςΑλαλαμι 3 роки тому +29

    Don't worry about the graphics we are here for the storytelling and the humour . I would take more lower graphic videos over the opposite If given the choice.
    Like of you agree

  • @yosua_bpjs
    @yosua_bpjs 3 роки тому +13

    well... like a saying tells, two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

  • @TheJarJarKinks
    @TheJarJarKinks 3 роки тому +32

    "hypodermically"
    I choked on my tea the first time he said it, then god's fragile ego made me laugh again.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 3 роки тому +28

    2:48
    I just LOVE how God didn't ask how Jeffery how he went past all the security measures as if he knew he couldn't stop Jeffery. LMAO!!!

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 роки тому +5

      it's meant simply as a deterrent to buy him some alone time i suppose lol

  • @kristofkovacs1742
    @kristofkovacs1742 3 роки тому +4

    Lost it at "parental unit forgive them for they know not what they do"

  • @enikan73
    @enikan73 3 роки тому +4

    God YES! Eeeeem... I mean - Thanks DarkMatter2525 for making a Jeffery & God cartoon again!
    I have SO much MISSED THEM!

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 роки тому +47

    finally, another masterpiece

    • @randomblueguy
      @randomblueguy 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t wanna be that guy but the video was published like 3 minutes ago and your comment 2 minutes ago, meaning you only could have watched 1 minute out of a 10 minute video, i.e. assuming you clicked on it right away.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 роки тому +11

      @@randomblueguy I see the future my boy, just believe me (even though I have no evidence to support my claim)

    • @Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111
      @Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111 3 роки тому +4

      @@Doctor_Straing_Strange lol

    • @truereview1172
      @truereview1172 3 роки тому

      @@randomblueguy 🤣

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 роки тому +6

      @@Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111 hey, it works with christians, it oughtta work with yt commentors too, right? lmao

  • @VisiblyPinkUnicorn
    @VisiblyPinkUnicorn 3 роки тому +7

    "The creature appears to seek his parental unit" - Vel'God.

  • @gaufrid1956
    @gaufrid1956 2 роки тому +2

    "Parental Unit, why have you forsaken me!".... absolutely choice!

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 роки тому

      OH, IF THERE WAS ONLY SOLUTIONS TO BIG ISSUES
      Like Homeless People and No-Knock-Raids or Drug-Overusage or Such-and-Such.
      Oh, if UA-camr Some More News only had come up with really good Solutions. But he doesnt even have 1 Mio Subs, so how can it be expected his Solutions even reach the Ears of Politic-Dude-Humans?
      Oh well, if my mass-commenting to get Attention to this doesnt work, i just migrate to Mars. Whatever.

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 3 роки тому +5

    While I love "Power Corrupts", I have been missing these small skits

  • @granudisimo
    @granudisimo 3 роки тому +18

    Are you starting this with a homage to that scene from The Life of Bryan?

  • @adrianinha19
    @adrianinha19 3 роки тому +14

    Did Jefrey have to kill all those inocent aliens, tho? He was the invador, they were just minding their own business.

    • @btat16
      @btat16 3 роки тому +9

      Judging by the flags, I don’t think they’re as innocent as they seem.

    • @damienasmodeus928
      @damienasmodeus928 3 роки тому +5

      @@btat16 on Alien planet that flag can have a completely different meaning. What if we are misjudging. On the fist sight they may look like Nazis, but they might be not . We only saw flags and mustaches, but we didn't see any concentration camps. Those flags could just be flags of some charity organization.

    • @btat16
      @btat16 3 роки тому +9

      @@damienasmodeus928 You’re right. I was definitely bringing my earthling bias towards a potentially peaceful civilisation :(

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 3 роки тому +7

      @@damienasmodeus928 Um, their leader wanted to ally with Yahweh. Clearly, they are not some kind of morally superior race if they condone his actions. 😅

  • @orlandoolague9292
    @orlandoolague9292 3 роки тому +34

    Am I the only one who appreciates the “kill son” on the original white board as a means for forgiveness (maybe its cuz I have a Catholic background that ik whats up but I felt like I found an easter egg)

    • @orlandoolague9292
      @orlandoolague9292 3 роки тому +2

      @Audrie Clemens LMAO im glad u got it, its funny how in a channel that basically tackles the concept of god through many different points, I feel like I can appreciate it MORE because I was religious so I have the background info on it, glad theres people like u and me who love these videos

    • @david2869
      @david2869 3 роки тому +2

      ...felt like I found an easter egg
      Badup-chhh!

    • @fructuous7242
      @fructuous7242 3 роки тому

      I wasn't christian but I caught that anyway X)

  • @timkirsten6184
    @timkirsten6184 3 роки тому +2

    I love that Kenneth Copeland is the one praying for the mountain to bury the school

  • @Onganana
    @Onganana 3 роки тому +27

    Jeffery is the coolest flying baby, ever! And the animation is getting better and better as the years go by. Big salute! 🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @FYAHROIALL
    @FYAHROIALL 3 роки тому +24

    Someone get this man a deal wid Netflix

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 3 роки тому +3

      On God!
      Wait...

    • @joeyavila572
      @joeyavila572 3 роки тому +2

      Same animation too

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 3 роки тому +2

      He could make some show like Rick and Morty, he is really talented.

  • @pavithraravi347
    @pavithraravi347 3 роки тому +4

    “You created the entire universe just to become a cosmic scratch off lotto ticket”😂🤣

  • @Mechaghostman2
    @Mechaghostman2 3 роки тому +7

    I wanted to see Mountain Hockey, controlled by prayer players. :D

  • @Ionizap
    @Ionizap 3 роки тому +12

    The concept of prayer always failed me. Now I know why jokingly . Seriously think of all the people who cried out to God in prayer to avoid execution, torture and various other things. And little Johnny gets his wish to get something for Christmas.

  • @Mindawga
    @Mindawga 3 роки тому +4

    The entire next video is just gonna be Jeffery trying to get in Gods room.

  • @spectraphantom98
    @spectraphantom98 3 роки тому +6

    So God invented the orbital canon. It all makes sense now.

  • @slyninja4444
    @slyninja4444 3 роки тому +28

    Prays to move a mountain SOLVED:
    God moves it in the direction away from the school or not all the way to the school.

    • @MedK001
      @MedK001 3 роки тому +13

      then what if there's a whole ass city around the mountain? Or what if the prayer asked God to move the mountain to that direction specifically?

    • @jorionedwards
      @jorionedwards 3 роки тому +3

      Levitate the mountain. Teleport the mountain. Anything but drag the thing across the ground.

    • @DrunkenUFOPilot
      @DrunkenUFOPilot 3 роки тому +4

      [jaw drops to floor] Oh yeah! Genius! You should run for God, next divine election.

    • @thrackerzod6097
      @thrackerzod6097 3 роки тому +1

      What if some one prays for god to bury the school under the mountain?

    • @storminnorrin6676
      @storminnorrin6676 3 роки тому +1

      What is someone prays to keep the mountain where it is, while someone else prays to move the mountain?

  • @sweetdurt2143
    @sweetdurt2143 3 роки тому +5

    I want da fling babi to be god
    The animation is getting better and better every time

  • @CBRN-115
    @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +2

    Never stop making these videos man. Your videos made me think life on a new perspective I haven't thought of

  • @mr.kingkayyy7401
    @mr.kingkayyy7401 3 роки тому +4

    There's also the fact that an "All Knowing" "god" would already know everything you're going to ask it for, and whether or not it's going to give it to you before you do. So there's no point in asking or there ever being a "maybe".

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 3 роки тому

      Whereas the "god" in this cartoon not only knows next to nothing but is borderline illiterate...

    • @docmoreau7540
      @docmoreau7540 3 роки тому

      That's why decent christian would pray gawd for only one thing - salvation. And not because decent christian think her prayers would change gawd's desicion, but because she see prayer as part of demonstrating self-discipline and devotion.

    • @mr.kingkayyy7401
      @mr.kingkayyy7401 3 роки тому +1

      @@docmoreau7540 That still doesn't make sense for the reasons I mentioned.

  • @po-sq3wj
    @po-sq3wj Рік тому +5

    4:44 Jeffery's wing twitching😂😂

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Рік тому +1

      Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back. God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 3 роки тому +5

    So ... Jeffery has a "new name" : "The DESTRUCTOR" !!! ... Sounds meneacing ! ... i like it ! ... ☺️

  • @bigdipster542
    @bigdipster542 2 роки тому +5

    I have a friend who is exactly like god and I’m always getting in these same back and forths with him and coincidentally my name is Jeffrey

    • @Idonthaveone-ug6wj
      @Idonthaveone-ug6wj 7 місяців тому

      Watch out for VR games! Especially at your SCHOOLS!
      /jk
      Its power corrupts irl!

  • @josefhammar2793
    @josefhammar2793 4 місяці тому +1

    I dont know why seeing a mountain sliding willy nilly makes me giggle so much

  • @gmc9753
    @gmc9753 3 роки тому +1

    "Don't build schools next to mountains."
    Fine, I'll pray for the school to move!