Scientists Discover God
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- Опубліковано 26 кві 2021
- What if the Abrahamic God was discovered for the first time in the modern era, without any cultural context?
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Bro you said twat waffle??😂😂😂
@Joseph Dude check your steam.😁
Religion is like a series of movies about a character called God.
- Jews liked the first movie the best. The other one is clearly a forgery by amateurs.
- Christians liked the first and second movies, but thought the second one was better.
- Muslims liked both movies but they came out with a third movie that ret-conned the second movie like it never happened: Jesus is still there but he's no longer the main character.
- Mormons liked the first two movies so much they started writing fanfiction that didn't fit in with any of the series canon.
- Jehovah's Witnesses liked the first two movies, but they claim to have a 'director's cut' edition that everyone knows is bootlegged.
Yeah it is like the Greek Myths
then there was the European Paganism crossover that screwed over the continuity
@Breen Mahon so, who’s interpretation of the continuity is right? i mean the author hasn’t talked to the fanbase openly in a while so it’s hard to say.
(/joke if anyone couldn’t tell)
I think that you may have forgotten that the Mormons say that they have that bootleg director's cut that nobody's ever seen, too.
@@Springfield1191 well don’t they claim to have the directors cut in their new book tho?
He didn't say vaginas couldn't touch vaginas.
Lucky lesbians.
Believer's
Reaction To Atheist Posts: 😠
Atheist's
Reaction To Religious Posts: 😂
😂
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Absolutely true 😁
Well we’re talking intolerant religious. I know plenty of theists who don’t care about what you believe and plenty of obnoxious theists
@@steakfilly5199 By definition. Because those theists wouldn't be making religious posts.
They would silently follow the teachings of church they were born into. They don't even care about their own religion.
I'm always asking Theists why it is that their God of choice refuses to communicate with humanity and put the debate and wars to rest once and for all and the closest thing to answer I've gotten is "He speaks to you with each sunrise and the laughter of every child." 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer - said no one ever
Because you are searching the answers in the wrong place, if you are intersted in christian theology then i recommend you to read ancient theologists, middle ages philosophers and like 90% of new time philosophers because most of them were christian.
What about the children who die so early
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
"Hang on, everyone, the Great Creator is speaking!"
"DON'T LET A PEEPEE TOUCH ANOTHER PEEPEE." 😆😂💀
Haha I died😂
@@chrisbotos Curious that the creator of the universe was so concerned about male homosexuality but entirely unconcerned about female homosexuality. It's almost as if ...
@@chrisbotos I've watched enough darkmatter videos, and I really should have seen that coming, but somehow it just caught me off guard (like the scientist in the video). 🤣 "DID I STUTTER?!"
@Vicks VaporRub Well, they want their "chosen tribe" to survive. Meaning having lot's of children.. It's much harder to force a man to have kids than a woman...
@Vicks VaporRub It might have been a joke, but it's true.
Give me 10% of ALL your money.....NOW!!!!!
Sure. Just give me your credit card number, expiry date and that magic little number of the back of the card, and I'll deposit the money right away. Honest!
Settle down, Bob.
lol! just give it to Bob. My grandfather was a Bob, claimed god told him to buy a new Cadillac and his flock, bought him one. suckers.
no
Really Science needs the money. Science is helpful. There is no point in God.
It's hilarious, that us Humans believe that if a creature like a god existed, it would think and act like a Human.
I never understood that part of religion.
And not even a particularly intelligent or amiable human.
My late father always believed (well, said he did) that Man created GOD in his (Man's) image. Then Man made up and instituted, a bunch of "sins" and "laws" that a God he, (Man) would worship, might enact. Immediately after doing that - Man set about figuring out all the ways to get around the "Law", that he (Man) created for the GOD, that he (Man again) had created for the people (Man) to obey, under "Pain of Death" ! ! Death does seem to be real and unmoveable though.
@@TallSilentGuy "God" doesn't have to be either intelligent or amiable. Man created him (GOD) to be " All Powerful". That was guaranteed to make him (GOD) a "High Testosterone Narcissist" ! !
Technically He doesn't act like a human if you studied Him.
@@MasterChiefSha He really does, though.
His first line being “don’t let a pp touch another pp” killed me. Lmao
Even as an bisexual it makes me laugh.
Why would a bisexual not find it funny? The video is criticism towards homophobia derived from religion? Homophobes wouldn't find this funny, bisexuals would usually find this funny. Did you understand the point of the video?
The only bi I have is being a billionaire.Bye bye poor person
Okay to be honest this kind of trolling move is like 10/10.
Imagine that your creation finally has a chance to ask you big questions and you just troll them with complete gibberish.
Lol tbh it would be pretty cool to know that the creator, if there is one, is a cool dude who doesn't mind messing up with us and then they be like "don't worry dudes all I said is a lie, just be nice people" lol
That's just... being a parent.
@@Pico_Captain I really wish that were true but with all the shit some people have to go through there’s no way he would get away with being called a cool dude :(
So, basically, if god exists, it's an edgy teenager.
What questions would you ask?
They literally just stood there for 37 years 😂
37.2
@@waynetemplar2183 so 37 years and a month and a half xd
Damn their legs must've been pretty sore
Its like the spongebob scence 37.2 years later meme
Fun fact: Christian god is so merciful he will send to be tortured in hell for eternity if you didn't believe his son did magic tricks 2,000 years ago
It's been ten years Darkmatter, and you're still consistent. Voice actors, concepts, and even art style.
You have refined it pretty well so good for you.
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer I was making a joke about how Darkmatter has done nothing but rip into the bible and nothing else.
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer Lol first read the bible
@crimson bridge 24 Huh
@crimson bridge 24 The Fuck?
"Me bless me, thank me, me welcome." That was golden lol
"you are craetor of the universe!!!"
"DONT WEAR MIXED FABRICS"
Instant flashback to Danny DeVito Being arrested for mixing Cotton with Silk in the Ruthless People movie.
You clearly don't know what you're talking about
Cuz we can wear mixed fabric
We don't follow the old testament
@@thyblackhawk Then homosexuality is okay, right?
@@biteme9008 no cuz that's moral law unlike mixed fabric being a ceremonial
@@thyblackhawk I'm don't believe in the bible, but I would have to agree with you on this one. The mixed fabric seems to be a rule that only makes sense in the context of the Israelites. They could've only worn one type of fabric because it's their uniform at the time, not a moral law.
Imagine you look into an electron microscope trying to figure out the mysteries of the universe and the atoms spell out "suck it" in comic sans
Lol
What if they spelled out "fuck you"?
"Never let a PP, Touch, another PP"
"Don't Panic!"
(With a tongue)
What if I called it’s bluff?😚
I had a pastor who demanded money the same way God does in this video.😆
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer okay
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer I invented water... Your turn
@@reieguiang8 they are clearly delusional.
@@zyrover If they just want a discussion based on assertions then let them have it.
"ENOUGH QUESTIONS! GIVE ME MONEY NOW!"
-god
imagine being so early the creationists aren’t offended yet
I think that's physically impossible.
You have a time machine?
They are still getting over the shock brought on by what they have just seen.
@@cy-one fair point
@@user-dn9gm4oi1p true enough, i haven’t seen any though. but i haven’t checked in 2 days so
"Not all genocidal dictators are bad" - God
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer the earth came before the son-the goat herders guide to the universe
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer ok, so
1. Creating matter is agaunst the laws of physics, Jesus created matter
2. There is no proof for Bible either
@@eksprolek2924
Jesus, I love you, I love you, I love you,
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer what? Wdym?
The first time the scientist told everyone to quiet down I chuckled. By the third time he said it, I was almost in tears. That was hilarious.
Actually lost it in this Panera 😂
It’s amazing that you still make videos all these years later.
Well, "gods-believers" keep wallowing in their stupidity. Even after all these centuries...
I swear, the way you get your point across in such clever ways, is amazing!
Thanks!
U didnt even watch a minite of the vid
@@PurpleBroadcast check the date of the comment
@@deepdaddy1208 the video was uploaded minutes ago, but he posted this comment 2 days ago, is it because hes a member or something?
@@PurpleBroadcast Patron
The Bob character is pure genius, and he appears at exactly the right moment: when the demand for money is made
Bob sounds suspiciously a lot like "the Pope".
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer Your heavy use of commas imply that the Bible has no contradictions yet is inconsistent with almost everything.
@crimson bridge 24 huh?
I work in mysterious ways mmmmkay?
You're the goat of making religion look ridiculous. I just remember watching these videos when I was 14 years old and laughing so hard I cried. You're appreciated 💯
This channel is on the next level when it comes to trolling 😂 Exposing religions perfectly 10/10
Scientist: Everyone quiet down!
Jenny: We already are, you are the one who keeps on talking...
se I hate when people say that, because now they are the once talking instead of just complying.
XD
@Golden Age Creation what is the deal with random citation?
You got to give credit to Bob, waiting 37.2 years to ripoff everyone, that's been patient.
Given how young Bob looked I think he was a recent hire.
Nope he didn't..he just new and connected other way to the mic and trolled
@@anandsuralkar2947 Thanks for correcting me, silly me XD
maybe he planned this after seeing it on TV and then apply for the job
This is why Buddhism seems way more sophisticated and advanced.
“Do not wear mixed fabrics!”😂👌🤣
When god answered back "YES" in that voice we've all come to know on this channel, I knew it was gonna be some shit 😂😂😂
😆
It is advised you take serious caution. The Antichrist and the false prophet ARE HERE NOW. Covid-19 IS the antichrist itself. The United Nations is the false prophet. Someone created the virus as a means to see how far they could push us into following their own wretched rules instead of the ones God gave us.
The virus has proven itself to be the Antichrist described in Revelation. It is Satanically empowered thanks to it doing thing we’ve never seen before. Proof? Look. It’s the number of the fucking BEAST! Our world is fucked.
Furthermore, the vaccine methods are interesting. Look, take the vax. You don’t want to infect others with this Satanic virus. Just be aware why there even is a vax. The elite made the virus AND the vax to catch us in a loop. These truly are trying times. Who knows what’s next. Soon, something related to COVID-19 will appear in the form of something on our right hand or forehead. This will be the Mark of the Beast and it will seal you to a world of infinities of peril, chaos, and horrible terror. DO NOT TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST! This is it. Revelation IS HAPPENING NOW. Be on the lookout for suspicious activity and be very careful with everything you do. God gave this warning to us millennia ago, I’m just repeating it to do Him a service
@@jayhamilton2704 oh shove off, man, or at least explain why this God CARES ONE MEASELY bit what Satan thought of the loyalty of those not even BORN YET, in Eden - to ever let him KEEP powers, reach this world, or sabotage people, by TWO IGNORANT humans, who didn't know Satan existed, or the wider stakes, or what good or evil was? And why were medieval , European Jews, LESS VALUED by Him? Than making dead SURE a Sabbath Breaker who gathered, sticks, was properly sentenced, to die - or Achan's flipping CHILDREN, alongside him, in Joshua chapter 7?
Priorities, first, please - clear, non messy priorities.
And actual disbelief in this God, didn't even BEGIN first, on this world - it began in HEAVEN itself, with one third of all, ignorant, suddenly deranged angels... apparently.
@@jayhamilton2704 👆🏾Someone archive this, just to watch the claims fall apart in real-time.👆🏾
@@jayhamilton2704 Luther was the anti christ, Darwin was the anti christ, Hitler was a fine man that the Vatican liked until he was all of a sudden the anti christ.
Havent you guys done that for long enough already?
To make religion seem ridiculous you just have to look at it objectively.
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
I can't believe there are still so many believers in this world. lol.
@@sankalp2520 LoL 😂
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer satire?
Right?
@@sankalp2520 nonbelievers make up only 5% (2% atheist, 3% agnostic) being a nonbeliever is the minority so your comment is illogical.
And the LORD said into Man: "Correctomundo."
The ending is symbolic of how everything that's supposed to be the "word of God" is coming to us through other humans. Humans with ulterior motives like profit and power.
Nicely put. Exposes the petty hypocrisy of it all. Well done.
It was an emotional roller-coaster and i loved the ride! Hahaha
....and it was all Bob's fault.
@@revparravager3184
Makes it all the more funny remembering that the Rugrats calls God "Bob".
@@blksmagma wow I forgot about that. Nice 👍
Like adding things, not actually in the bible?
the random "don't wear mixed fabrics" made me spit out my tea😄
Yes. This works just as well with coffee ;) .
Why? It is part of god's eternal message for his earthly crown of creation. I'm not sure whether it's applicable for extraterrestrial intelligent lifeforms too. It might impact their possible endeavors for meeting us. Which actually might be jahweh's intend, since finding out we're not alone would reduce his credibility. Even further, that is.
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer
LOL.
*DOPEY, LYING,* theists, and their kiddie fiddling gods!
It's not random, it is in the bible (leviticus 19:19)! Together with a lot of other rules nobody in his right mind does follow .... read Leviticus to find out some of the rules a never-changing all-just and superior moral being supposedly wants us to follow!
I used to watch you all the time when my Christian friends were trying to get me to convert when I was like 10, I was just suggested ur content again and I am ecstatic thank you x3
I'm reminded of a movie I saw once, I don't remember what it was called, but it was about a guy who was from 500 years in the future, and everyone thought he was crazy (but of course it turns out he really was from the future), and one of the things they asked him was if it was known if there was a god, and he said that someone had invented a "telepathyscope" and had used it to determine that in fact there were 103 gods. I thought that was just great.
Happy Accidents (2000).
the only sad thing is that this video will probably not reach the people who need to see it the most
sad but true....but then they would still try and rationalise the nonsense even if they did see it.
@@nathanwood5977 exactly, don’t think they will get it.
more people are leaving religions all together these days tho
And that's why everyone should share it on all their social media services.
His videos reached me when I was an agnostic
it’s amazing that the creator of the universe can’t function without getting into your pockets... or your pants 😅
It's amazing that BLM can't function without burning down cities based on a fake disprovable narrative and buying four mansions.
@@IntrovertedLoLo I wonder when politics was mentioned.
@@IntrovertedLoLo time and place, man.
Pretty sure that's the church....and fair enough assuming they want the church to function. No different to a sports club or anything else.
@@IntrovertedLoLo Why are you even talking about BLM? It has literally nothing to do with this conversation? Do Christians just bring up random shit when they don't have an argument?
4:31 "Never let a PP touch another PP"
The universe wasn’t intelligently designed, but this video sure was.
Great writing. It really puts things in perspective how ridiculous this whole belief stuff really is.
*"I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli isle?!"*
-Bo Burnham (From God's perspective)
You're not going to hhheeeaavvveeennn 😂😂😂
@@user-dn9gm4oi1p why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you😂
@@malvinabuoro5264 if you want love then the love’s gotta come from you
I love how when they find god it looks like god came straight out of Joshua and the Promised Land with the explosion effect
@@TheExistentialVegan
LMAOOOO
All jokes aside, it looks interestingly vaginal. Supposing we take any form of theism as plausible, I never got why it would be inherently male/phallic/whatever, considering most highly developed life is bisexual.
@@kenhollis6197
Lol I noticed that too
Looks more like the Eye of Sauron... which goes a long way towards explaining some things.
@@whiterabbit75 I thought the exact same thing, and to add to the coincidence, whenever a creationist starts quoting the collection of books that some christians refer to as the bible, I always reply the same. "I disagree. It was written, in plain text, that Frodo destroyed the one ring at Mt. Doom, ergo, it is accepted that Sauron is not able to return to this plane of existence unless it is proven that Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the one ring. Good luck."
“Gods” appearance was so well planned and written out that I was extremely invested in what would happen. I was just as confused and flabbergasted as the scientist when he said “don’t let a pee pee touch another pee pee”…I ragequit at the “did I stutter?” Part and had to take a bit to finish the video. Never change dark matter…never change.
Well done sir. Been a fan for a minute (2012) but for some reason haven't been privy to new content recently. Glad you're still kicking brother.
Nah that "Deadline" joke was hilarious. Idk why i bust out laughing like that
If the god in the video forever resides at the moment of creation, then that was the first pun in the entire universe!
I love how Mrs. DM has been a recurring Voice Actor since the earliest days of this channel ❤
Me too! Something about that voice...
And how her comic avatars are always buxomly boobalicious
@@Psnym Simp.
@@Mii.2.0 you called me, sir?
@@renato360a No.
I think im in love with this channel...
I remember seeing your video's years back as a teen im 25 now its great to see you still making these videos.
I got an ad right at 37.2 years and I thought it was a part of the episode for like a second.
What was the ad for?
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer stfu
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer - said no one ever
"We've launched a telescope to look all the way back to the exact moment of the Big Bang."
*_The cosmic microwave background has entered the chat_*
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science.
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer shut up, no one asked and that doesn't have anything to do with the comment
“don’t wear mixed fabrics”
I'm christian and this is very funny 🤣🤣🤣
I actually have tears running down my face from laughing at this. It all started at the pee-pees touching. Great job DarkMatter. 🤣 This is worth more than gold.
@God الله Allah dudes been here since OG UA-cam.
@God الله Allah I didn't get on UA-cam at that time either. Have to go back and watch a few still. I have seen most. I had to do the same with Nonstampcollector. His are even older and he doesn't put much out nowadays. Nonstampcollector's videos are gold as well though.
@God الله Allah It was totally different then for alot of people. I had internet, but didn't get online to do any more than read about sports and see porn. 😆 Ps2 is still a damn good console. I still have mine and play it every once in a while. Some of those games on the ps2 are all time greats and i will never outgrow video games. I have about 300 or so games for the Ps2 still as well.
@God الله Allah I didn't say that i watched alot of it. It is just one of the few things i knew of to do online when i got online at the time. I probably could have watched more. It was part of what ruined your life and made you depressed though? H0oly shit. I never watched any porn that could do that to me. It actually had the exact opposite effect on me. 😆 Especially when i watched it with a few of my girlfriends at the time. That sounds like it turned into an obsession or something if it was part of what ruined your life and made you depressed. I dunno
All the nonsense...
Perfect. 💯/💯 I think the commandments are less about right/wrong and more about God's pet peeves. 😂🤣
In order to have pet peeves you need to actually exist. Those are not god's pet peeves, they're the pet peaves of whoever wrote down those commandments. And if there's an afterlife, he's (or she) is probably laughing his (her) ass off, because people are stupid enough to actually try and follow them all.
@butch oblick there’s a Bible verse that tells people to cut off the hand of a woman who grabs the genitals of her husband’s attacker. Whoever wrote that clearly got his balls grabbed while attacking a woman’s husband and got really bitter about it...
@@adamskythief8238 That or is is alluding to the fact that the guy got beat up and the woman decided to start hanging out with the guy who beat him up. He just did not want to be oddly specific to his scenario to not accidentally expose himself.
You mean Hebrew Priest pet peeves....don't you?
@@timhallas4275 more likely Babylonian
Mark my words: If we ever discover "The Real Deity/Deities" of the Universe/Multiverse, all believers will enter a state of mental breakdown, and they will furiously reject it because "it's not our God".
And that's the ironic thing. The most blasphemous people are the believers, because they reject all beliefs and facts that don't match with their views
You should watch "the great insult", another video of darkmatter2525.
@@robertomondello2447 I watched it! High-quality as always
Religious people should watch these intellectual video's
They won’t because it goes over their religious heads.
They will think they are getting manipulated by the devil and click off the video before it even begins
I should have seen the man behind the curtain coming, but I didn't. Well played.
Praise Bob.
I saw your comment at the top of the section as soon as I entered into the video. You spoiled it for me.
@@mEmory______ same
@@mEmory______ agreed, this comment, no disrespect, should go down hahahahah
@@gyanchor2495 The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
DarkMatter2525, you were a huge help as I was deconverting from fundamentalist Christianity. Your combination of logic with sarcasm/irony/humor was exactly what I needed as I moved away from a fucked up idea of God. Every time I see you have a new video, animated or with someone like Andrew Seidel, I immediately watch and thumbs-up. Thanks for everything.
Your welcome.
@Breen Mahon yeah? And why it is going to cost him? What it is going to cost him?
@Breen Mahon yes, I think I do need to ask. It means that he's going to suffer? It means that God will forsaken him? It means that he'll be going to hell because of it? I really want to know, what does it mean?
@Breen Mahon well, enjoy whatever you are celebreting
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science.
Imagine going through all that work to find "God" and it turns out he's an a-hole.
The ending was hilarious yet mind-blowing! Great work!
I already knew at a very young age that the idea of an abrahamic god was ridiculous but I stayed because of fear.
Sometimes all you need is someone to say that this is indeed bullshit. Dawkins did that for me. I’m not ashamed to have left my faith at 15. It’s the second best decision I’ve made in my life so far. Also, I’ve been loving your channel! You make it all seem so ridiculous(which it is)
I really a christian’s opinion on your videos.
I get the Joke BUT i feel like many People dont get that
some Meddling in Relationships could be reasonable.
People forget the very simple Fact... that Humanity's batshit-dumb!!
I mean, if you didnt knew: Humanity's so dumb has disrupted the Water-Cycle
so much that a normally-Renewable Resource is RUNNING OUT.
Yeah, no kidding, be my guest and watch 'Some More News' and Others talk about it.
MY POINT is that In-est has a Majority reject it and be apolled by it (not 100% even
here though), because its literally the most-obviously-bad thing ever - the negative side-effecs are even strongly physical and visible. But beyond that? Not looking good for the Human-Dudes!
So yeah, i get the Joke, i really do AND 'No-Sex-before-Marriage!!'' is probably b.s. but that doesnt mean a God (or even Goverment)
shouldnt meddle in this Stuff.
@Richdragon it’s alright.
my first best decision was definitely leaving meat and becoming vegetarian.
have a nice day! :D
at 15 are you serious how we're you so convinced?
@@madra000 I wasn’t “convinced” in the sense that I was brainwashed about atheist.
the evidence is what made me so sure of myself.
all it takes is just a little bit of self reflection and research to undo the brainwashing.
have a nice day!
Bob you are fired!
Bob:
Bob bless you.
I get the Joke BUT i feel like many People dont get that
some Meddling in Relationships could be reasonable.
People forget the very simple Fact... that Humanity's batshit-dumb!!
I mean, if you didnt knew: Humanity's so dumb has disrupted the Water-Cycle
so much that a normally-Renewable Resource (Water) is RUNNING OUT.
Yeah, no kidding, be my guest and watch 'Some More News' and Others talk about it.
MY POINT is that In-est has a Majority reject it and be apolled by it (not 100% even
here though), because its literally the most-obviously-bad thing ever - the negative side-effecs are even strongly physical and visible. But beyond that? Not looking good for the Human-Dudes!
So yeah, 'No-Sex-befoe-Marriage!!'' is probably b.s. but that doesnt mean a God (or even Goverment)
shouldnt meddle in this Stuff.
@@nenmaster5218 what
This channel is so good and so valuable its incredible 👌
7:22
A question I'm always asking, why is blind faith the criteria to go to heaven.
BRUH
Because they dont use logic
You don't want wise people in on your scam
The way you explain the topics and ideas is more than wonderful 👏
cheers from Yemen 🇾🇪 Humanists
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
اهلا الناصير شو الاخبار، انتي من اليمن صح، كيف الاوضاع؟
Why are you using a german reichsflag for yemen
@@dailydoseofblues7708 its Yemen flag
Stay safe
Thank you!
I was so ready to see god squeeking in the shower and panicky grabbing a towel when they reached the beginning
Since I was in middle school you have been posting videos that always challenged and engaged me. It's been almost a decade. Thank you, DM. We've had one hell of a good run.
UA-cam wasn't invented when I was in middle school. Things were better back then. Less distractions and we still got to play first person shooter video games.
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer -said no one ever
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer You have to be a troll. Walking on water, incest without side effects, being made from a rib and some mud doesn't defy logic and science at all? 😂
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer /s?
New subscriber here. The thing that finally ended my religious belief was the parts of the Bible that advocated slavery. Even Jesus sanctions slavery. No way is that from God- no way.
Lol this is great but I was hoping the telescope would show God and Jeffrey
My Thougts on this:
I get the Joke BUT i feel like many People dont get that
some Meddling in Relationships could be reasonable.
People forget the very simple Fact... that Humanity's batshit-dumb!!
I mean, if you didnt knew: Humanity's so dumb has disrupted the Water-Cycle
so much that a normally-Renewable Resource (Water) is RUNNING OUT.
Yeah, no kidding, be my guest and watch 'Some More News' and Others talk about it.
MY POINT is that In-est has a Majority reject it and be apolled by it (not 100% even
here though), because its literally the most-obviously-bad thing ever - the negative side-effecs are even strongly physical and visible. But beyond that? Not looking good for the Human-Dudes!
So yeah, 'No-Sex-befoe-Marriage!!'' is probably b.s. but that doesnt mean a God (or even Goverment)
shouldnt meddle in this Stuff.
@@nenmaster5218 This is kinda based...
@@hboy2525 ??
@@hboy2525 ?
@@nenmaster5218 if you don't understand what I mean by "based" then you are either to young to be on UA-cam, or to old to understand UA-cam.
Earth creates a mega telescope and sees the eye of Sauron.
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science...
That - O-M-G ! GOD - is a Vulva ! ! ! !
5:15 - Ok God is clearly just taking a piss out of em at this point xD
This part is my favourite, the way he says "yeahhhh"
Oh and 7:26 "Look I don't make the rules" 🤣🤣
@@V_2077 its because we do.
We humans created YAHWEH in our image.
Nasty nasty cave civilization level image.
@@azrieljale While there is a plethora of evidence that suggests the Bible and all its contents is made up (well, at least the OT), we can't really make any concrete confirmations prior to death.
@@HighLordoftheBathroom yeah but same goes for literally any story I tell myself about a secret entity after death. Sure Buddha or the Flying Spaghetti Monster could be real, but I’ve got no real reason to follow them as though they are without better evidence.
I'm so glad you applied your genius in this direction. These videos never get old for me.
Genius!
Thank you very much!
I half expected the super magna scope trip to cut short to a few thousand years back and god to be like "hey yo wtf are you doing" when he's about to let there be light
You and Mrs. Dark Matter are super talented. I appreciate what you do.
Her arms are quite skinny but able to hold that heavy microphone for +37 years without flinching! What a woman!
Bro the twist at the end, omg it's genius
Such a master of putting things into context.
He can kill all humans because they are bad, which makes him bad. Which makes sense since we were made in his image XD
*made
@@alinastanescu4430
No no "Mad" in his image is alot more accurate to real life 😉
"Which makes sense since he was made in our image."
There, fixed it for you.
@@fred_derf XD
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science.
I wish you said dogecoin instead of Bitcoin 😂
yeah, it would have increased the selling price a bit.😂😂
Wow. What a blast from the past. Haven't seen this channel come up in my feed for at least 2 years!!!
I'm honestly Christian and always have been, but I love Darkmatter and always have and always will. This video was just so hilarious and I bet even Jesus would laugh!
Jesus wouldn't not laugh at people mocking God.
I mean this is what your religion teaches, it’s faith based nothing more, there’s no evidence what so ever in fact there’s evidence against it. The best arguments the worlds smartest apologists have are philosophical, if that’s your standard for argument no wonder this has lasted for so long
Imagine laughing at your own stupidity.
Your not Christian 🤡
@@johnkimani5889 When I was a Christian, I used to say: "God has a great sense of humor, otherwise, He wouldn't created US!"
If there is a god (or gods), He wouldn't be insulted by us, just as you can't be insulted by a mouse.
It's just human authors of sacred text, that would be offended by someone making fun of his particular God.
Some very strong hitchhikers' guide Deep Thought vibes with parts of this. Good stuff.
We know the answer. We only need the question.
And your comment is 42 minutes old for us.
WOW, the universe makes sense.
No really 42 minutes. Even we are amazed!!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda disappointed the big bang wasn't God farting the universe into existence...
They already did that in the Family Guy episode
DarkMatter please do a video on the depiction of how the biblical. Angels really looked like. That would be eye opening.
Up
This will always be my favorite channel.
Not gonna lie I kinda got goosebumbs when they discoverd god.
It was really well done honestly.
It was like Star Trek all over again. LOL
@@rainmanjr2007 And like in that movie, they found something - but it was not a god ...
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer ...as long as you live in a fantasy world.
Your videos helped me cross the path to atheism years ago, thank you and amazing work❤❤ have a great day everyone!
Congrats.
Same here
Technically, you reverted to atheism. We're all born atheist and we remain that way until someone, or something, convinces us to believe otherwise. It's kind of like asantaism. The best part of this video is when the scientist says "People can't choose what they believe". I've been saying this since I was 13 and that was decades ago.
@@reptilianapplesalesman5479 "to believe otherwise"
@@elgatofelix8917 No. Believe otherwise as compared to non-belief. Atheist is a term used to describe someone who lacks a belief in a deity, or deities. Everyone born lacks a belief in anything. By default, everyone is born not believing in deities, leprechauns, bigfoot, or Santa...regardless of how you try to Shapiro it.
One of my favourites of yours dark matter, and I've been here for a WHILE
I totally didn't expect that Bob part, very well illustrated!
damnit Bob.
:oops:
Wha how do you make that emoji
@@trischkali700 I'm a member.
They were so close though. If only they had waited 42 years instead of 37,2
That reference seems to be unknown by DM or commentators. I am struck with the same sense of a passing as when I mentioned Groucho Marx to someone and they asked, "Who?"
Imagine if it was 'is that ALL you have to show for 7 and a half MILLION years' work?!'
#DouglasAdams *has entered the chat*
The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer LOL
This is the best christianity parody.
Glad to have you posting again lots
Bra this shit funny as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was not expecting this at all thank god for DarkMatter🔥🔥
I live in an apartment and the neighbors to the side of me probably wonder what was so funny when i busted out laughing at that pee-pees touching moment. 🤣
yeah thank god
thank bob
i fucking love your work. you need to compile all these into a movie. kinda like evil corrupts series. id buy it. id also spread it far and wide.
*power
DarkMatter II, the Wrath of Yahweh!
Great video Darkmatter!
Coming back to your channel after a long time feels so good, I needed this. I have been kinda falling for the "it's all deep metaphors" perspective (which I do believe have SOME merit about SOME religious texts) but it's good to come back to this atheist perspective to balance me out. This was hilarious.
same