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КОМЕНТАРІ • 37

  • @andrewp6387
    @andrewp6387 2 роки тому +67

    Convenient use of power ups and recharges

  • @craigthemonke794
    @craigthemonke794 2 роки тому +58

    “I will not f-*shield recharge sound* you”

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 роки тому +1

      Craigs gathering in the wild

  • @horrificpleasantry9474
    @horrificpleasantry9474 2 роки тому +10

    The aggressiveness with which he says "I will NOT 🛑 you!" So assertive. So empathic

  • @JPmax4ever
    @JPmax4ever 2 роки тому +132

    "I will not f you" confirmed master chief isn't gay rule 34 artists can go home.

  • @ShadowMonarch9557
    @ShadowMonarch9557 2 роки тому +36

    Master Chief: *"I will NOT f**k you"*

  • @superintendentvergil9928
    @superintendentvergil9928 2 роки тому +21

    What an amazing case of Mandela effect, I remember this scene very, very differently

  • @user-xw4xu1wi3g
    @user-xw4xu1wi3g 2 роки тому +27

    The zipper at the end made me uncomfortable

  • @djp5668
    @djp5668 2 роки тому +15

    The fact that this gave me feels despite the shitpost edit shows this shit is good.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 2 роки тому +8

    Master Chief: I *FUUUUPED* Cortana
    Teenage me: lucky!

  • @noidTV
    @noidTV 2 роки тому +9

    Should’ve censored the fix in “we can fix this”

  • @GrodgeRocket
    @GrodgeRocket 2 роки тому +7

    Still emotional if not more emotional

  • @jessehenderson2967
    @jessehenderson2967 2 роки тому

    1:01
    :proceeds to dislocate the man's arm:

  • @philosonym
    @philosonym 2 роки тому +11

    All your videos funny af 😂
    -luv from another Halo fan

  • @scarclaw72
    @scarclaw72 2 роки тому +5

    THIS SHOULD NOT BE THIS FUNNY
    ITS SO CURSED

  • @_KungFuChicken_
    @_KungFuChicken_ 2 роки тому +11

    Please NO

  • @wiktorwojciechowski8889
    @wiktorwojciechowski8889 2 роки тому +9

    I'm wheezing! lolololollooolol

  • @SurvisCallus
    @SurvisCallus 2 роки тому

    Good

  • @silvercypher8435
    @silvercypher8435 2 роки тому +3

    Hmm

  • @GwenISayJump
    @GwenISayJump 2 роки тому +6

    Eh. Not as funny as the reddit post it was taken from.

    • @matthewhatfield3669
      @matthewhatfield3669 2 роки тому

      Which post is it from?

    • @catspoons
      @catspoons 2 роки тому +3

      Hi!! 👋 erm... Which reddit post are you referring to? 😬 Pls cite your sources in MLA format 🙏kisses! 😘

  • @4realm8rusirius
    @4realm8rusirius 2 роки тому +2

    No

  • @animeiscancerfurriesarefet217
    @animeiscancerfurriesarefet217 2 роки тому

    man 343 dropped the ball like always man that dialogue writing is terrible.

  • @bmxdude1337
    @bmxdude1337 2 роки тому +1

    Oof

  • @toyotacorolla06
    @toyotacorolla06 2 роки тому +2

    Xd

  • @horrificpleasantry9474
    @horrificpleasantry9474 2 роки тому

    I didn't really find Pilot compelling. Him stealing the pelican to flee / be a deserter didn't add anything or make much sense. And they acted like his name was such a big deal like it was supposed to mean something, when we've heard his accent all game, seems like the only motivation is intersectionality.

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 Рік тому

      How so? I didn't see any SJW bullsh*t when I played it, if you're talking about the enthic diversity, it makes sense in-canon given how humanity has colonised over 800 places, you're gonna see people from all walks of life joining the UNSC, been established since CE with hearing marines with different accents. Brohammer is a just civilian contractor of sorts, most likely an electrician.

  • @Sub2Cider
    @Sub2Cider 2 роки тому

    Hahahhhaa