SMOSH ASSASSIN'S CREED 4 SONG
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2013
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●LYRICS●
Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
HOOK
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
REPEAT
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
CHORUS
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
END CHORUS
HOOK x2
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
CHORUS
HOOK x2
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
All alone
CHORUS
HOOK x2
...
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Backing Vocals: Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Asst. Director - Frank Cosgriff
Dir. Of Photography - John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Cam / Cam Ops - Ian Webb, Ivan Harder, Phil Mohr
Drone Cam Op - Jonathan Joiner
Sound - Ivan Harder
Head MUA- Nicole Chilelli
MUAs - Courtney Carmack, June Ray Adelman
Hair - Tania Voochen
Wardrobe & Costumes - Felicia Cowley
Wardrobe & Costume Asst. - Javier Gomez
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Production Designer - Ryan Brett Puckett
Art Director - Jonathan Bell
Prop Master - Patrick Egan
Key Scenic Artist - Lynn Malmberg
Scenic Painter - Peter Van Dyke
Carpenters - Kyle Rettinger, Jon Hooker, Jeff Berkume, Ryan Caplan
Art PAs - Anthony Melanson, Zane Boyer
Post Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
DIT & Assistant Editor - Shawna Smith
Colorist - Mike Burton
Bloopers - Ryan Brett Pucket
BTS - Phil Mohr
PA - Julie Pritchard
●CAST●
Edward Kenway - Ian Hecox
Blackbeard - Anthony Padilla
Blackbeard's Wench - Rae Wright
Ship Wenches - Rae Wright
Sexy Wenches - Nicole Chilelli & Felicia Cowley
Pirate Band - Ryan Todd, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche
Featuring Joshua Overnshire, Matt Sohinki, David Moss as
Spanish Soldiers, Tavern Folk, Street Urchins, & Pirates
and Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, & Street Urchin
Spanish Soldiers:
Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland
British Soldiers:
Jason Manoogian, Stephen Crane
Pirates:
Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff
Tavern Folk
Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rasmussen, Jason Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley Borchers, Deborah Jimenez
●Special thanks●
Thanks to McFarlane Toys for the killer blades: smo.sh/HiddenBlade
Melinda Moses at National Park Service
Joe Follansbee at Grays Harbor Historical Seaport Authority
Capt. Mark, First Mate Eamon, and the entire crew of the Hawaiian Chieftan
Decades Costume Shop & Broadway Costumes
The Track Shack
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Damn I miss Ian and Anthony songs..
Deana Marko yea
Yea
Me too
Don’t we all
Me also.:-(:-(:-(:-(:-O
When you have actually played Assassin’s Creed IV and remembered that Blackbeard and Edward were friends...
If I'm correct this was made when the trailer came out they just made this for fun
*In a world without gold, we might’ve been heroes*
Yea this surprised me. I literally JUST finished AC4 and was so confused that Blackbeard and Edward were good friends. The plot turned out to be waaaay different than I was expecting, better, actually.
@@Elizarox1987 That was the moment I first cried in a video game
They became friends at the end of the song.........well near it
2013 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2016 Me: what was wrong with me
2019 Me: THIS IS STILL EPIC
2016 everyone was being shit on
2020 STILL SICK
Minecraft Pro 101 2020 Me: plays the game over 20 times and watches this video then goes and makes a cult.
2013 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2014 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2015 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2016 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2017 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2018 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2019 Me: THIS IS EPIC
2020 Me: THIS IS EPIC
Scarily Accurate
Comes back 7 years later
*still knows the lyrics and singing along*
Edit: can’t believe its allready been 10 years now. Still singing along and playing the game.
Because this is what *pirates* do.
Damn didn't realize that it was that old
i got hyped singing
lol that’s me with Legend Of Zelda Rap. This was actually past my nostalgia-era Smosh...now I feel old...
Is it because the lyrics are at the bottom off the screen?
I wish i could go back to the days where UA-cam was still like this
Take me with you.
Same..
It's sad how much things change but the future is what we make it
Same
I wish I could go back in time to 2005 and become a fan of Anthony and Ian back then,instead of being a fan of them for the first time ,this year.:-(:-O:-O:-O:-(
That moment when you realize Smosh got a freakin pirate ship for this video
Ikr
did they pirate it? XD
And you know why?
Der Fuchs no
The Phantom Of Osiris me either
damb i feel like a veteran. starting this new decade with this old banger
unfunny didnt laugh
@@chrissadd5051 Show me on a map if anyone asked, damned salty boi!
Who's gonna tell him? 😂
jsjsjs this comment didnt age well
Did you Damn
When you still remeber the lyrics,
*IM STILL WORTHY*
Yesssss
shut up
Astolfo LOL shut up dumbass weeb
YO HO YO HO
@@shinakakagauki4255 hi
yo ho yo ho pirates life for meeee!!! yo ho yo ho Downloading for free!!!
YO HO YO HO! HOPING TO GET TORRENTS WITH MORE SEEDS!
Nafisa Tabassum yo ho yo ho correcting gr'mar for free
Daniel Gofman Yo ho ho, you trying to mess with me?!? :P
Nafisa Tabassum yo ho, nope nope, I'm also a gram-nazi-ee!
Daniel Gofman Then watch your capitals, buddy!
You can see all of the smosh games crew in this video, you just have to look closely.
Yeah
You really don't have to look closely though... you can see them very easily in multiple shots.. :P
Wow that is crazy and weird
I can't find flitz
Simple explanation; Flitz wasn't a crew member when this video was made. He was initiated as a crew member in October 2014 (same with Wes)
I'm binge watching their videos again because they just announced that they're back!
SAME BRO SAME
Same here
the only different is i'm a pirate
thats real shit
Wait what happened?
oh me, just crying over the fact that we need to go back to 2013
Yeah
Michael Panagakos yeah those were some good times 😊🙏
Please god let us go back
Where we can go out freely and have legendary games like AC
Yes
Of course blackbeard is the best.
Until he got nerfed
Ye man they should bring back his 800 health shield and take the hit box on his body away tbh
Reaper FromHeaven nerfing isn’t just rainbow six siege
Now you can just slash him 20 times
“In a world without gold, we might of been heroes!”
Alexer,_, saddest scene
2020 me: Haha good memories
Thank y’all for the 1k likes I really appreciate it!!
Yed bro :,)
Back when times were good
Alph4Scorpion 150 so true
Agreed
Same
smosh was so ahead of their time with their production
So true
Bruh they gave us professional music videos I wish I was more grateful
Imagine these two coming back to Smosh in a year or two and continue making these masterpieces
Man I miss old smosh......
If Anthony and Ian regrouped they would rule UA-cam yo
We can only hope for their great reunite.
Little did you know how right you would be
Dude do I have a surprise for you…
IT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED
This was the shit back in the day man. When i was in middle school me and my friends were blasting this shit in the classroom and always got detention.
3 years ago.........its worth it! obviously you need to bEhAvE yOuRsElF but fuck that!
Aren't blackbeard and kenway allies? lol
Skantei Yes
Skantei this was made before the game came out
Blackbeard was his captain
Rivalry. Doesn’t mean hate.
Dynaman21 they loved each other like brothers thoe
This one isn’t remembered as often as the others, but it’s a mother fucking classic in my mind.
"Our old content was just immature jokes we made in our teens and early 20's"
This shit is just a banger and y'all had fun doing it. Don't try to pass it off as poor content cause you're aging.
this what idubbbz been doing 😢
@@happyfuckingtimes3973 difference is smosh is actually good
@@guyfauks2576 smosh was aight, idubbbz was peak youtube
Not everything was immature and some of it aged quite well, others not so much.
@@happyfuckingtimes3973 we can both agree that smosh definitely changed the world compared to idubbbz
Childhood is loving this song.
Adolescence is cringing at this song.
Adulthood is letting go of angst, and once again LOVING. THIS. SONG.
For me it's sick forever
Anyone else saw that damn neighbor? 4:12
THAT DAMN NEIGHBOUR! 😂
BEST. CAMEO. EVER.
Lol I saw it... And Lazercor was at the end XD
Benny Jean: WHERE'D MA FLAMINGO GO?!
yes that's so random
I'm glad Smosh taught me so many bad words as a kid cause I'd always show off my vocabulary to my friends when I was in elementary school
Hah same
Who else is pausing the Spicy Ramen, spicier questions episode to come watch this? They rented a freaking boat!
Does anyone realise this is barely related to the actual game
The Pure God after a yr I'm sure you know why but I'll say anyway cause why not they made it before the game was officially released and it was a parody but I'm sure you know that XD so just commenting to see what will he said after XD
I got a like dang thanks whoever gave it ^^
@@BlankLinkOOT now you have 2
@@BlankLinkOOT Now you have 6
@@CristianJ_Rubio Dang Guys I'm getting famous lol 6 likes feels good XD
i love noticing all the old smosh in the background like joven, mari and that crew, wow i will forever love smosh
Imagine how much fun they had while filming this
This still holds up today, miss when UA-cam was like this
Oh hi ,Don't mind me I'm just reliving good ol memories from my childhood.
Louie L. Amomonpon same
unfunny didnt laugh
@@chrissadd5051 No one gives a shit if you laughed or not, salty boi!
@@chrissadd5051 calm down with your edge bud
@@bhargavkhazarika5116 lmao i did this ironically tbh it probably wasnt me but one of my brothers😂
This was 9 years ago and now they are backkkkk
Actually one of my favourite metal breakdowns😂
Time goes by too fast. This is so nostalgic
Literally. These dudes defined my childhood. I really wish smosh would reunite. The REAL smosh. Just Stevie, Ian and Anthony. Ian's mom, Shane and Damien too. I know Damien and Shane are relatively new but they're both funny as hell too
Edward was good friends with black beard
Ikr lol
Yes Ik because I played assassinscreed4
Peggy Schlichemeyer yea
Peggy Schlichemeyer if you have read the books, you would also know that Edward served on Blackbeard's ship before he became a pirate
lOGAN sTEWART have u red ASSASSINS CREED LAST DECENTS
I didn’t know this was a thing but I heard Ian talk about it in the newest pit video and got curious. It’s aged pretty well I must say
The only time I realized this wasn't a green screen was at the very end where THEY BOUGHT A LIGIT PIRATE SHIP!
They rented it for a day. They didn't buy it
6 years later:
0:30 mari
1:21 courtney
Lowkii that’s not Courtney
BAM! On the right? Yes it is
Κιης Ψ βryαη exactly
On 0:30 you also see lasercorn
@@lowkii1923 Courtney joined in 2015 or 16
Even after 10 years, this song still slaps hard I can listen to the song all day
real
i really hope they do a flashback episode on this like the other AC video. I love this so much.
YES PLEASE!
Sadly this video is not nearly as iconic as the Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 music video
Rewatching this almost 10 years later (Smosh reunion) and this still slaps! 🤟🔥☠️
Ian mentioned this with their recent Q+A video up on Pit
and holy shit I actually love this. the PUNK ROCK vibe going on here is awesome, its like a mix of anarchy punk with 2000s rock music
Hope they make a Assassin's creed unity song.
Why?
TheBrazilRules Because they do one every new game
Datanimegamer
They only did 2, so you can't say they do one for every game.
smosh sucks now, are you so naive, they only make videos for little children now and that is why they are so immature
Olivier3882 BS
This song gets better and better every time I watch it.
Who else decided to ride the wave of nostalgia and chose this specific video?
2013 me: this is the best song I have heard
2016 Me: what the hell was Wrong with me
2019 me: the best
2022 me: THIS IS STILL EPIC
what's aa pirates favorite letter?
tis the C matey
Joshua Mattson ar
rose fuentes VR
Joshua Mattson
Joshua Mattson FINALLY an original pirate joke!
Mr. Punny ikr!
After all these years, i still remember the lyrics..
I miss old smosh
If we could go back to these days 💯
I agree, smosh isn't the same without anthony
@@crimsonraijin1367why did Anthony left?
@@BlackStarZero19 he didn’t agree with the direction it was going in along with the corporate control
I really like how the style of the song is punk, it really fits with the pirate theme. Really well.
Ian's so badass
2:39 CAAAAAAAANON PEEEEEENIIIISSSS
as a metalcore fan that breakdown at 3:01 still slaps
Me returning, finally noticing Sohinki, Lasercorn, Mari and Joven left right and center throughout the song
I love how at 1:42, one of the shipmates is holding their gun upside down
Gangster sailors...
im crying because smosh died
No they didn't
AARINN smosh didn't die the channel did their videos frickin suck now and everyone tells them to get their old stuff buck but no one cares
AARINN no it didnt
wait something changed about smosh?
Their videos are still good, they're different but they don't suck. And I support whatever they feel like doing because it's their choice
I can testify this still bangs in 2023, comedic lines and all
when it came out i heavily preferred ac3's song cuz i liked anthony more. 10 years later, this style of rock is probably 60% of my playlist
Share the playlist 😊
@@NoctiTheBiologistyeah
@@flooferfox2407⬆️
What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? No!
'Tis the C.
Haha nice. :P
TacticalxIncursion thx
SHUT UP!
***** RUDE!!@$$
Farinchi Manzuki
x,D pirate's favourite letter no is R, pirates is normal people no need speak 'R'
Assassins creed 3 song> Assassins creed 4 song
Ian and Anthony own smosh again!!!!!!!!
if you hear it many times it is actually a great song
Thats because of 2 things. A) You enjoy things that you remember. Thats basic physiology of the brain. B) Your brain lacks maturation. So yeah, you like ANYTHING that is repeated to you a countless amount of times and if youre underdeveloped (a child, for instance, isnt fully developed yet) then you go apeshit over it. Nothing new about that, its been common knowledge for 20+ years.
narfle ok then...
@@narfle someone doesnt like pirates
we need an assassins creed syndicate one
that's what I'm thinking in Assassin's Creed Syndicate song would be pretty cool
i know right then soon the assassins creed 5 and assassins creed chronicles i think it is
You're right is called Assassin's Creed Chronicles
thats their newest assassins creed series right i think its russia india and china right> i havnt played it yet im still finishing syndicate i got it a few says ago
YESSSS!!!!!
Man I miss the old Smosh
😏
3:38 Blackbeard: Alright matey
Captions: Alright, lady
Me reading the captions: I have several questions
No more pirates life for meee!
Time of AC Unity!
*for... just ruined my own line :/
Oran Graham Gj son.
YES!!!!!
I can't wait to get the fucking game it looks so flipping good the rest of y'all are biches
Call me AC fanboy, i don't care. i am an AC fanboy and i will buy every single AC game even if they milk it
I just want story content, no need for new gadges :D just let me feel like an badass
Don't even try Ian we all know that Anthony is the best assassin
yeah
Yeah
But who would win
Connor
Altair
Ezio
Edward
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Kenway
Ibn Lä häd
Auditore
Kenway
+Derp Kenway isn't even a real Assassin, so not him.
no
No
This also slaps 9 years later
Nostalgia
i think they should make another assassin's creed song
green it would be only Ian now
This is a prequel 😂.
Origins
Anthony left smosh
0:57 anyone notice sohink lasercorn and mari?
Yes
pimpachuFTW joven is there too lol
And lazercorn in the front
Every smosh games member except wes was in this
Wes wasn't in smosh games at the time, he was still just a editor
7 Years Later, and I still remember the Lyrics when I was a teenager
Here after the Spicy Ramen Q&A
Assasin's Creed 3 song is better .
True dat
CAUSE IM A PIRATE
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I think this one is better, I like both tho, but the AC3 one was a bit moody. This felt more fun and lively.
nah
CANNONPENIS!
this is was the hardest shit in elementary 😂😂😂
Starting 2021 just right.
4:13 THAT DAMN NEIGHBOUR!!
I remember when this barely came out. 🤤 good old smosh
2023 still slaps 👌🏼
crazy how this is officially 10 years old, today 🥲
2:03 joven, Lcorn, and sohinki as pirates lol
Am I the only one who actually really liked this song?
nope
I like this song too
Nyet
After 8 years, we reached 69. I'm tearing up rn
"In a world without gold, we've might of been hero's"- blackbeard
this is actually a fockin banger
2:13 THAT NEIGHBOR!!!!
On 2:32
Wish they continued the AC songs. They were hilarious af.
Me: *clicks on newest comments* “ah. Nice to know some of us still come to enjoy this”
6 years later I come to this and I still memorize the lyrics xD
it gives a bit of an akward feeling when u see any video with anthony around...missing the old smosh too much...
Whats a Pirates favorite Letter?
R :D
You would think that but a pirates true love is actually the C
Ha ha nice
Antonio Benefico Thanks! XD
+AxelMok4youReviews i was gonna reply to you and say C, hahah, damnit xd
+AxelMok4youReviews I don't get it ...
+Élisa Grothé because C sounds like sea
Can we all just take a moment and think about the legacy these two have left behind
8 years later and this is still my favorite Smosh song.
2018 Anyone?
DTD 45 yes
me boi
2456...anyone...? I think we passed that year, 2457...Anyone ?
DTD 45 fuck yeah I am
@jonathan luz gonzalez same
Love the AC videos from smosh!
Still EPIC.
2:32 THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR!!!
I guess I'm the only one who likes this song and video? Crazy production value.
I was in 7th grade when this song came out. The bus literally dropped me off home and I was walking home while my friend accidentally knocked my phone off my hand and my iPhone 4 screen shattered. I was so upset that my screen was cracked and I could hardly see a thing. Nobody wants to get their phone cracked on a Friday XD. I get home to see if the audio went bad as well and to see if I can see something from the phone. This was the first video I played lmao and it honestly cheered me up that day.
Thanks Smosh
2023 this still slaps 😂
Blackbeard and Edward weren't enemies...
fuck you, they are pirates. they do what they please
This video was made before AC4 came out, So people thought Blackbeard was your enemy
***** by brawling and then quit and get a job? And then got fired and become pirates again?
assassin's creed 3 song was better honestly
that doesnt mean this on sucks you fucking piece of crap and shit do you even know how much effort do they take to make a song so stfu you fucking idiot!!!
MrMysteryteam boy... that escalated quickly
MrMysteryteam chillax yo. I don't think Cho meant it as an insult. Even if he did; does it matter that much that someone you will never meet said a comment about someone you shall never know??
chill out jesus Christ!
dude just don't compare stuff, comparing is bad