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  • Опубліковано 10 бер 2024
  • Rare Insults
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    Check these out or i will cry
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  3 місяці тому +78

    DROP SOME IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jasonparkerirl
      @jasonparkerirl 3 місяці тому +5

      why did bro post the video 5 hours ago but only just now pin his comment to ask for ideas already knowing that he will just make another meme video

    • @alyssarasmussen1723
      @alyssarasmussen1723 3 місяці тому +2

      no

    • @ArgentinianElectrician
      @ArgentinianElectrician 3 місяці тому +4

      dictator memes

    • @SouthernGothicYT
      @SouthernGothicYT 3 місяці тому +3

      anime memes

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  3 місяці тому +8

      @@jasonparkerirl i went to sleep while it was posted and just woke up to comment this

  • @CrusaderLegFoot
    @CrusaderLegFoot 3 місяці тому +306

    We don't sleep with blankets for warmth, the blankets are shields against monsters and sleep paralysis demons. Warmth is just an added bonus.

    • @spice2527
      @spice2527 3 місяці тому +8

      exactly.

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co 3 місяці тому +7

      blankets are the ultimate weapon against wacky fnaf args

    • @TheTrueSlowCuber
      @TheTrueSlowCuber 3 місяці тому +12

      It also unlocks the perk "Invisibility" when you think someone broke into your house.

    • @jasonparkerirl
      @jasonparkerirl 3 місяці тому +4

      exactly. the blankets are the defense machines

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 3 місяці тому +1

      Exactly, once in a nightmare I had as a kid and I was running away from something kid me considered as “scary,” I hid under my blanket and literally merged with it, so when the monster lifted the covers up, he didn’t find me, ‘cuz I was literally knitted onto the bottom side of the blanket
      Saved my life and to this day I still sleep in my blanket fort (aka, the bottom bed on my bunk bed, with every possible view of the perimeter outside of the bed covered up with blankets)

  • @MonkFeet10
    @MonkFeet10 3 місяці тому +110

    14:25 Blud waited 35 YEARS to pull this. That's not a rare insult, it's an ultra-rare insult. A legendary insult at that.

  • @user-xd2eu3py2h
    @user-xd2eu3py2h 3 місяці тому +149

    Fun fact: our solar system orbits around Caseoh as he has his own gravitational pull

    • @firestorm147
      @firestorm147 3 місяці тому

      finna turn into a black hole by next year

    • @MonkFeet10
      @MonkFeet10 3 місяці тому +3

      His house: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Cheddar_Cheese_gaming
      @Cheddar_Cheese_gaming 3 місяці тому +6

      Dude he’ll be the destruction of the world cause he’s so big he is also pulling in other galaxies to us.

    • @user-xd2eu3py2h
      @user-xd2eu3py2h 3 місяці тому +2

      I think i did my calculations wrong

    • @user-xd2eu3py2h
      @user-xd2eu3py2h 3 місяці тому +4

      The multiverse orbits around him

  • @abbexx4283
    @abbexx4283 3 місяці тому +43

    Someone on Roblox called another annoying person an “ingrown cucumber”, and now I quote it constantly.

    • @yotryhofficial
      @yotryhofficial 3 місяці тому +5

      That's a nice insult ngl

    • @chaus1ku
      @chaus1ku 3 місяці тому +1

      Omg *Steals insult cutely 🏃‍♀️💨*

    • @Tettiz
      @Tettiz Місяць тому

      Quoted.

  • @volcanicwyvern1013
    @volcanicwyvern1013 3 місяці тому +34

    10:47 ok calm down there bro 💀😭

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 3 місяці тому +6

      buddy sounded a lil TOO excited to take on that offer 💀

    • @volcanicwyvern1013
      @volcanicwyvern1013 3 місяці тому +5

      @@imdoingthisnowreallyong and bro lowered the price big time aswell💀 💀

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 3 місяці тому +3

      @@volcanicwyvern1013 aint nobody even ask him to do all dat☠

    • @corrinflakes9659
      @corrinflakes9659 3 місяці тому +1

      @@imdoingthisnowreally I mean you’re getting a billion dollars, might as well as do a good job, y’know. Even those “alpha male grindset” personalities would fold if they saw 1 billion dollars staring at them in the face, heck, I have seen ace people say they would for 1 billion dollars. Because 1 billion dollars is 1 billion dollars.

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 3 місяці тому +2

      @@corrinflakes9659 He lowered the price _himself_ 😭
      Not sayin I disagree but Batman couldn't get that type of enthusiasm out of me in public 💀

  • @miskr3272
    @miskr3272 3 місяці тому +38

    14:54 "I used to do this"
    The dog filter, right?
    The dog filter, right?!

  • @gigachad-kk1jj
    @gigachad-kk1jj 3 місяці тому +36

    Caseoh looked so confused

  • @1Poohpa
    @1Poohpa 3 місяці тому +57

    This is one of my favorite memes on this channel.

    • @TheTrueSlowCuber
      @TheTrueSlowCuber 3 місяці тому +3

      Bro, This Video's Just Uploaded

    • @1Poohpa
      @1Poohpa 3 місяці тому +3

      @@TheTrueSlowCuber I know, but I like rare insults videos.

    • @1Poohpa
      @1Poohpa 3 місяці тому +3

      @@TheTrueSlowCuber UA-cam comments too.

    • @TheTrueSlowCuber
      @TheTrueSlowCuber 3 місяці тому +3

      Oh Ok

  • @johniephillips9267
    @johniephillips9267 3 місяці тому +4

    The alec Baldwin one killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SMILEYFACE3412
    @SMILEYFACE3412 3 місяці тому +27

    3:00
    And that's how the greek god Pan died.

  • @coral_puff
    @coral_puff 3 місяці тому +14

    2:10 Bro went to Krusty Towers from that one Spongebob episode

  • @NeoETM
    @NeoETM 3 місяці тому +16

    '-i-ID DO IT FOR A HUNDRED DOLLARS- YE-'
    bro.. you got way too excited for that😭
    I'd do it for 50

  • @mpanmi3927
    @mpanmi3927 3 місяці тому +2

    He put so many emotions into his videos now..its nice 😊

  • @AzaloonyToons
    @AzaloonyToons 3 місяці тому +7

    0:19 WOAH WOAH WOA-

  • @sohailmohamed7454
    @sohailmohamed7454 3 місяці тому +8

    Vaazkl speedrunning videos more than elon musks neth worth

  • @dustyfob
    @dustyfob 3 місяці тому

    I always get genuine laughs from this channel. Thanks you!

  • @A_Shadow87
    @A_Shadow87 3 місяці тому +5

    "Baby amusement park" actually murdered me

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 3 місяці тому +1

      We used to have one of those when our children were babies and I cannot for the life of me remember wtF they're called.

  • @clover4183
    @clover4183 3 місяці тому +11

    6:10 sounds like he’s getting kidnapped 💀

  • @smokelmao
    @smokelmao 3 місяці тому +6

    4:52 IS CRAZY

  • @polandsocks
    @polandsocks 15 днів тому +2

    5:23 thats why we don't talk about this in Poland. We don't wanna open this can of worms again. Rip Hubert.

  • @-Kouji
    @-Kouji 3 місяці тому +1

    These are vicious ☠️

  • @ednuioetgfrhndfgnjdtr2348
    @ednuioetgfrhndfgnjdtr2348 3 місяці тому +5

    14:53 "But i never had snapchat tho"

  • @AunutoTheOrca
    @AunutoTheOrca 3 місяці тому +3

    3:21 hearing vaazkl laugh here really made my day lol, very rare tho

  • @BeeDrill..
    @BeeDrill.. 3 місяці тому +4

    0:37
    Dating a Minecraft streamer is fun untill he bites you

  • @Sigmaloo406
    @Sigmaloo406 3 місяці тому

    You can not have the right answer but you can see what happens when you're trying

  • @Iliketreesig
    @Iliketreesig 3 місяці тому +1

    Rare insults are a fav

  • @newbornchild
    @newbornchild 3 місяці тому

    Ah yes, A beautiful compilation to end my afternoon on

  • @yumejuli
    @yumejuli 3 місяці тому +8

    caseoh is a mood
    (the mood is hangry)

    • @yotryhofficial
      @yotryhofficial 3 місяці тому

      Hi
      Caseoh

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX 3 місяці тому

      If you are what you eat, then caseoh must have eaten a shit ton of mood.

    • @yotryhofficial
      @yotryhofficial 3 місяці тому

      @@DarkStarCoreX 💀

  • @chilledkat
    @chilledkat 3 місяці тому +2

    YES FOR TEXT MEMES PLEASEEEE

  • @TheDevilFromHell666
    @TheDevilFromHell666 3 місяці тому

    Love this.

  • @Tactical-Edward
    @Tactical-Edward 3 місяці тому +1

    7:52 in all seriousness the Ramones are great

  • @Dr.blob_fish
    @Dr.blob_fish 3 місяці тому +3

    10:49 oh hell nah 💀💀💀

  • @captainpoppleton
    @captainpoppleton 3 місяці тому

    the alimony cheques are funny

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 3 місяці тому +2

    4:07 Cottontail has never done anything sexual in her entire life, despite what some people say.

  • @francescopalazzo8760
    @francescopalazzo8760 3 місяці тому +1

    lil cut on the thumbnail got cooked ngl

  • @hapichampagne5916
    @hapichampagne5916 3 місяці тому +1

    3:22 this one killed Me 😂

  • @Oscribus
    @Oscribus 3 місяці тому

    Caseoh looks so distraught in the first meme😭

  • @rob3rtbigtoegaming431
    @rob3rtbigtoegaming431 3 місяці тому

    My dad once told me that my hair was so greasy that he could make french fries in it

  • @worldofhunter1636
    @worldofhunter1636 3 місяці тому

    2:09 That's absolutely hideous, but a clever Spongebob reference....

  • @not-so-obvious_autism777
    @not-so-obvious_autism777 3 місяці тому +1

    7:27 You just put the apostrophe at the end, you need no extra “S.” For example; *Zeus’ James’*

  • @GlamrockGabson
    @GlamrockGabson 3 місяці тому +1

    1:55 this one got me

  • @mr.regular_waluigi
    @mr.regular_waluigi 2 місяці тому

    I was the short kid in elementary I knew this tall kid and we’d constantly make joke about the weather up there own down there

  • @Kagira2006
    @Kagira2006 3 місяці тому

    5:12 Bro looking like he's going to ask us if love can bloom on the battlefield

  • @wqrw1290
    @wqrw1290 3 місяці тому +1

    7:51 I was so confused because I used this as a background noise and when he said tilted instead of tilled I was like “How tf do you tilt a field like just shovel the dirt until it’s slanted?”

  • @GjeladinJaha
    @GjeladinJaha 2 місяці тому

    texts sent to the wrong number could be cool

  • @Boi_in_a_can
    @Boi_in_a_can 3 місяці тому

    I hate getting sent those for the 37rd time in one day

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ 3 місяці тому +1

    16:30 i've never heard them yell before😨

  • @jasonparkerirl
    @jasonparkerirl 3 місяці тому

    16:48 it be taking me years to solve a rubix cube lmao

  • @weirdLEXbutok
    @weirdLEXbutok 3 місяці тому

    7:48 tbh Fabo seems like the kind of guy to do that after calling your name that many times … that’s probably why he created that dance 🤣

  • @chocookie0123
    @chocookie0123 3 місяці тому

    'thirty-severed'

  • @dwhackychicken6149
    @dwhackychicken6149 3 місяці тому

    BRO CHILL OUT ON CASE!!!

  • @tdsguygmd
    @tdsguygmd 3 місяці тому +1

    thumbnail person got violated 💀💀💀

  • @OzeyYT
    @OzeyYT 3 місяці тому

    3:17 ON A SLICE OF BREAD!!!!!!😭😭

  • @raketensven3127
    @raketensven3127 3 місяці тому +2

    1:24 Looks like a zombie. A not hot zombie.

  • @JohnPork-je1qv
    @JohnPork-je1qv 3 місяці тому +1

    Caseoh is a sphere

  • @K0rro0nC0ke
    @K0rro0nC0ke 3 місяці тому +1

    14:51 the dog filter or the…um..other thing

  • @AlanSito-md2ji
    @AlanSito-md2ji 2 місяці тому

    Man i never really noticed necks until now

  • @rstar6988
    @rstar6988 3 місяці тому

    11:52 I HAVE THAT SAME EXACT HOODIE THOUGH...

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 3 місяці тому

    5:38
    I've had one of those finger injuries, it was mildly unpleasant.
    Swole up like mad and felt like it could just burst any moment without even doing anything. Didn't help that this was also completly stiff and hard to the touch.
    Went away after a few hours, nothing more of it
    1/10 physical damage
    3/10 psychological damage

  • @slept72
    @slept72 3 місяці тому

    12:29 he might wanna see a first grade maths book before that

  • @Lost_on_stage_again
    @Lost_on_stage_again 2 місяці тому

    I take books to bars. Why wouldn't you?

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 3 місяці тому +1

    11:06 Yeah, that would be something God would do.

  • @8thMaestreo
    @8thMaestreo 3 місяці тому

    1:14 this makes sense, since i take an ice bath before sleeping on 3:30am

  • @user-gc2zh6ee3v
    @user-gc2zh6ee3v 16 днів тому +1

    5:18 are you serious😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was born on that year😭

  • @sleuff
    @sleuff 2 місяці тому +1

    sound guy

  • @darthflufficus
    @darthflufficus 3 місяці тому

    16:48 "I have no clue how to solve a rubik's cube"

  • @juangiraldo9342
    @juangiraldo9342 3 місяці тому +2

    This man posts videos faster than my dad left my family for the milk. 💀

    • @TheTrueSlowCuber
      @TheTrueSlowCuber 3 місяці тому

      So it took your father more than a day to leave your family

  • @Goat_gamering
    @Goat_gamering 3 місяці тому

    16:30 *has the note talking about grammar and misspelling with like 5 gramatical errors*

  • @ArthurMurdoch
    @ArthurMurdoch 3 місяці тому

    baby chandelier

  • @davidfafford1388
    @davidfafford1388 Місяць тому

    I stay dressed when I sleep just so I won’t need a blanket.

  • @lukevelderman4040
    @lukevelderman4040 3 місяці тому

    I heard one about a group of people that went; "There hasn't been such a great assemblage of IQ since Bozo the clown ate alone."
    Had me DYING.

  • @ScrewPayingTaxes
    @ScrewPayingTaxes 3 місяці тому +4

    As a insult, I can confirm these are rare

  • @concordegaming5037
    @concordegaming5037 3 місяці тому

    15:33 I'M DYING

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 3 місяці тому

    I wonder if there are rare compliments too

  • @Deleted_Eevee
    @Deleted_Eevee 3 місяці тому

    Guess you could say he’s a…
    Jailraffe

  • @hehecowboy9889
    @hehecowboy9889 3 місяці тому

    2:18 What is Bellingham doing there blud 💀💀

  • @razora3
    @razora3 3 місяці тому

    9:33 Bro is so concerned

  • @hibob9024
    @hibob9024 3 місяці тому

    1:16 RYAN RENALDS i rhink thats how you spell

  • @cadmanfox6874
    @cadmanfox6874 3 місяці тому

    10:41 AYOOO

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 3 місяці тому +2

    1:15 no. For a cat.

  • @boywonderrr71
    @boywonderrr71 3 місяці тому

    bro @11:56 has Rat Bones & Pissing Calvin on same Hoodie!!

  • @totallyworksperfectly5424
    @totallyworksperfectly5424 3 місяці тому

    17:03 do it now well no Dino Nuggies for you

  • @changaming1275
    @changaming1275 3 місяці тому +1

    the way he said boobies at 3:34 had me crack up more than the meme did i love you VaazkL XD

  • @Jack-io9up
    @Jack-io9up 3 місяці тому

    I would of replied hours

  • @merrydaye4763
    @merrydaye4763 3 місяці тому

    Legit thought the long neck guy pic was a interesting painting

  • @SolidMetal8718
    @SolidMetal8718 2 місяці тому

    4:30 This one went really hard

  • @loganrazler1220
    @loganrazler1220 3 місяці тому

    16:20 no lie I used to know someone who looked exactly like this. Color scheme, hairstyle, bracelets, all of it

  • @The_Radio_Demon574
    @The_Radio_Demon574 Місяць тому +1

    10:40 i'm not gay but 20$ is 20$

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 2 місяці тому

    Applebee's 2 for 20 is ABOLUTELY a date. A GREAT date. Especially if you get dessert shooters afterwards (do they still serve those? I haven't been in a while).

  • @corncobbob2326
    @corncobbob2326 3 місяці тому

    4:03 lmao she made it into a Vaaz vid

  • @yukitai9063
    @yukitai9063 3 місяці тому

    16:47 "I last as long in bed as it takes solving a Rubik's Cube" implies that you can watch him solve a Rubik's Cube (if it gets boring) or use it as a timer.

  • @noahoakley339
    @noahoakley339 3 місяці тому +1

    Context for 2:38? That his wife by some miracle? His daughter? Forbidden friend?

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 3 місяці тому +1

    9:50 Hawking scored 160 on the IQ test, and though nothing was solidly confirmed for Einstein, he had been estimated at 160 IQ as well. Meaning for the room average to drop to 9 IQ, the 3rd individual would need to have -293 IQ.

  • @dainemuda951
    @dainemuda951 3 місяці тому +1

    13:16 is just pure american

    • @pugzplayz1100
      @pugzplayz1100 3 місяці тому +1

      Kinda sad that all Americans get the stereotype

  • @Billswillbebills
    @Billswillbebills 3 місяці тому

    10:50 you almost said youd do it for free
    (I agree)

  • @Aderon
    @Aderon 3 місяці тому

    If you do another text meme video, lmk beforehand so I can start some lightly fried fish fillet.

  • @NamedKid10
    @NamedKid10 3 місяці тому

    7:34 actually you'd type James's.

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 3 місяці тому

    7:22 - Well, when they're ready to do a remake of Harry Potter...
    7:38 - Not a bad tattoo, though.
    9:31 - Spider: It's prime real estate!
    11:03 - I'm trying not to cheer, but...
    14:35 - If that's a werewolf, he can bite me any time! ❤

  • @NightmarionetteDev
    @NightmarionetteDev 3 місяці тому

    Bro I had a dream last night where my classmate was your cousin and then when he pulled up with you from Australia you looked like my older brother and i was scared af