Apple Picking Ad - SNL

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @BugOperator
    @BugOperator 5 років тому +7739

    “What our apples lack in flavor, they make up for in ON THE GROUND.”

    • @CUlataKatie
      @CUlataKatie 4 роки тому +40

      Shane Green and yours is?

    • @plssubtome734
      @plssubtome734 4 роки тому +2

      Criticism exists

    • @flare4509
      @flare4509 4 роки тому +12

      Shane Green I hope you know you are adopted and unloved

    • @flare4509
      @flare4509 4 роки тому +4

      Ps don’t like your own comments

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 роки тому +6

      @Shane Green I needed this comment.

  • @thetylife
    @thetylife 5 років тому +5815

    "For just $45 you call bring home $10 worth of apples..."
    Damn accurate...lol....

    • @dawnsky11
      @dawnsky11 5 років тому +14

      thetylife Very true!!

    • @imayeti.4674
      @imayeti.4674 5 років тому +8

      thetylife true
      *but I’m gonna deny it’s true because i don’t talk to anyone below A teir*

    • @leavemealoneorels
      @leavemealoneorels 5 років тому +17

      Price must vary depending on where you go, the place I go you pay $10 for a basket which is normally around 30-40 apples.

    • @VyvienneEaux
      @VyvienneEaux 4 роки тому +10

      At the orchards I've been through, the apples are amazing. They so different from the red/green styrofoam balls you can buy in bulk at the grocery store that I hardly think of them as apples.

    • @tenzackyogi1742
      @tenzackyogi1742 4 роки тому +7

      Every apple farm business trend in upstate New York.

  • @imoniemitchell7866
    @imoniemitchell7866 5 років тому +4507

    “They’re good boys, but if the pull you off the hayride fight like hell” that was the best line ever😭😭😭

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 роки тому +14

      350th like and YES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 4 роки тому +98

      The hayride joke is too true...people go overboard with that shit. Been on some haunted hayrides myself.

    • @nursemelissajane
      @nursemelissajane 4 роки тому +49

      I know, right? By the time Woody was advising anyone pulled off the hayride to "fight like hell" I was laughing so hard my stomach muscles were cramping.
      So many super talented actors losing their shit & breaking character in the same sketch was an unexpected bonus.

    • @LaFlor718
      @LaFlor718 4 роки тому +88

      I was chased by a teenage boy with a real working chain saw on a haunted trail, they are so not kidding. And before anyone asks. Yes. Florida.

    • @ams147
      @ams147 4 роки тому +15

      I went to a haunted hayride the other weekend and this line kept going through my head the entire time. At one point on the hayride we smelled weed smoke something fierce. I think the teen boys stand out in the corn stalks and smoke joints in between hayrides.

  • @DisneySecretSociety
    @DisneySecretSociety 5 років тому +1473

    "I had fun...I think?"- The writing in this simple sketch is spectacular. It's so damn spot on and relatable if you've ever gone apple picking as an adult.

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 4 роки тому +9

      In florida, it's the same with strawberries

    • @annagitana1
      @annagitana1 3 роки тому +11

      I have. And it indeed was far.

    • @VexVerity
      @VexVerity 3 роки тому +3

      @@annagitana1 Same. I also remember it as far.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 роки тому +1

      I like when the writers use language in a nonstandard way that everyone understands
      I love linguistics and have brain disorders so i have to say things like "date tent" when i can't remember the regular word, so that kind of thing makes me laugh

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 Рік тому +1

      Wait, this is a real thing? You pay money to go pick apples at a farm?

  • @sandydog426
    @sandydog426 5 років тому +3069

    I feel like not enough people are talking about "If they pull you off the hayride, fight like hell. The masks make them behave different." That one made me laugh the most. The delivery was perfect!

  • @Paul-xj8ln
    @Paul-xj8ln 5 років тому +2687

    “Listen to THIS satisfied customer!”
    *donkey wails off screen*
    Kate finally broke. 😈

    • @blahguy6679
      @blahguy6679 5 років тому +3

      Not funny the 1st time u said it. Shut up

    • @HeWhoGoons
      @HeWhoGoons 4 роки тому +8

      Paul also she has broken NUMEROUS times. Like... I’m mad you even made a deal out of it to begin with

    • @HeWhoGoons
      @HeWhoGoons 4 роки тому +4

      Blah Guy yo did you get that notification this dude Paul said “suck my balls, bruh” ?

    • @PaulC-Drums
      @PaulC-Drums 2 роки тому +31

      Aidy's face at 1:45 just before they cut away after the donkey wail that came in too early is amazing

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 8 місяців тому

      That donkey was one of her satisfied customers.

  • @racheldollton
    @racheldollton 5 років тому +5984

    Kate broke. My god. Never thought I'd see the day LOL

    • @grumpypandy8123
      @grumpypandy8123 5 років тому +280

      There is a sketch with Aidy and Kate and they break because of the raw meat they were using for the sketch

    • @tulanijones7865
      @tulanijones7865 5 років тому +134

      Maybe it takes live donkeys to make Kate break.

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 5 років тому +11

      @@grumpypandy8123 Yep - that one's great too!

    • @kevinriley6320
      @kevinriley6320 5 років тому +140

      I've seen Kate & Aidy break before. It's Cecily that never breaks

    • @mehlev
      @mehlev 5 років тому +32

      What?! She breaks in like every sketch 🤣

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +7261

    In ONE episode:
    Kate broke.
    Cecily broke.
    Aidy completely lost it.

    • @teotero63
      @teotero63 5 років тому +85

      clevelandcbi where Cecily broke, in that famous sketch?😂

    • @Axel-ll2jp
      @Axel-ll2jp 5 років тому +48

      Wtf was cecily?

    • @quincypeabody8469
      @quincypeabody8469 5 років тому +407

      That wasn't Cecily. That was Woody Harrelson.

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +76

      @@quincypeabody8469 Thanks. Did not know that

    • @Amberwood243
      @Amberwood243 5 років тому +17

      And SNL broke. RIP

  • @dawnjuliooo
    @dawnjuliooo 5 років тому +1506

    “I’m 28.” Why did I laugh SO hard at that

  • @calebweldon8102
    @calebweldon8102 5 років тому +2602

    “I broke my foot but my girlfriend had fun” that’s how it is

    • @33334s
      @33334s 5 років тому +49

      The first time I went apple picking, someone stepped in a hole and broke their foot so we ended up in the ER. So that's pretty accurate.

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 5 років тому +14

      lotta bees

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 років тому +13

      But he said "gopher hole" We don't have gophers in Upstate NY. We have woodchucks, but it's not surprising that city-dwellers don't know the difference. They think eggs are a dairy product

    • @FiddlebirdBlue
      @FiddlebirdBlue 5 років тому +1

      I enjoy first aid more than I should, so I'd probably have a ton of fun ...

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +23

      Andrew Velonis - Yeah, I’m sure the first thought someone has after breaking their foot stepping in a hole is “I wonder what species of animal is responsible?” But congrats on knowing the difference between various burrowing rodents.

  • @corenchiereynaldo2417
    @corenchiereynaldo2417 5 років тому +950

    1:40 "listen to this satisfied customer".... and unexpectedly the donkey hee-hawed. Talk about unexpected timing at the right time lol

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +78

      Donkeys are well known for their sense of comedic timing.

    • @tugliife
      @tugliife 4 роки тому +1

      @@mloftin6472 Yeah. Someone has never seen Shrek apparently.

    • @PaulC-Drums
      @PaulC-Drums 2 роки тому +3

      I love Aidy's face right before it cuts away, like it was DEFINITELY not supposed to happen then

  • @davesecx
    @davesecx 5 років тому +1240

    "What our apples lack in flavor, they make up for in ON THE GROUND.

    • @catcollector1257
      @catcollector1257 5 років тому +19

      that made me snort because I drove an hour just to go apple picking and most of the apples were rotting on the ground lmao

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 років тому +3

      We owe you a debt of gratitude for quoting from the script.

    • @smartmoufx6800
      @smartmoufx6800 5 років тому +14

      @@andrewvelonis5940 Are you new to UA-cam? Get over yourself!

    • @matthewhall6288
      @matthewhall6288 5 років тому

      Why yes, I have seen the video as well.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +4

      Andrew Velonis - And we owe you a debt of gratitude for skimming through the comments so you can point this out every time somebody does it.

  • @jennf129
    @jennf129 3 роки тому +533

    "Hes like Eeyore, with a plan"
    💀💀💀

    • @pudding1255
      @pudding1255 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr why is nobody talking about that line?? 😭

    • @razordu30
      @razordu30 2 місяці тому +4

      I couldn't believe it didn't get a bigger reaction.

  • @miltonpearson7325
    @miltonpearson7325 5 років тому +288

    The way he said "stop" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joem2130
      @joem2130 3 роки тому +2

      He's vegan irl too 😂😂😢

  • @kaiadaigle937
    @kaiadaigle937 5 років тому +615

    I loved the way they pulled away and showed the set.

    • @chewcodes
      @chewcodes 5 років тому +3

      Kaia Free might've been the last sketch

    • @SandraLovesSun
      @SandraLovesSun 5 років тому +3

      @@chewcodes I've seen them do that throughout. It's a cool touch, I agree.

    • @biancamasquerade
      @biancamasquerade 5 років тому

      You must be new

    • @warpedg
      @warpedg 5 років тому +8

      They used to do this more often...especially in the early days.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 років тому +1

      Kaia Free
      They’re a bit too... self-aware and internet culture-influenced for my liking tbh.

  • @ellasmullen3130
    @ellasmullen3130 5 років тому +2309

    “It was cute. Far, but cute. Lots of bees.” This was hilarious

    • @nataliewatt5205
      @nataliewatt5205 5 років тому +23

      this is sooo true of apple picking. lots of bees and yellow jackets.

    • @Chudhole
      @Chudhole 5 років тому +12

      It’s a fun day out generally but yes, almost wickerman levels of bees!

    • @jmag579
      @jmag579 5 років тому +5

      Natalie Watt but was it cute?

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 5 років тому +7

      "almost wickerman levels of bees" - well played.

    • @peterpiper47
      @peterpiper47 5 років тому +3

      Ella How is that funny? Have you ever heard a real joke before?

  • @pugnturtle
    @pugnturtle 5 років тому +1186

    “For just $45 you can bring home $10 worth of apples.” 😂🤣 So true.
    I think we need a Kate and Aidy led sketch every week. 🥰

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 5 років тому +7

      Right? I live near one of these places in California, Oak Glen. They try real hard to be cutesy and old-fashioned, but it's ridiculously expensive to do anything there.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 років тому +3

      pug: I picked apples in Massachusets but would not have paid that much to do it. somebody else paid. It's a clever strategy though, charging people to do what you would normally have to pay them to do.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +4

      bdrmongoose78 - I assume this means we won’t be seeing you comment on anymore of their videos?

    • @georgethompson3763
      @georgethompson3763 5 років тому +1

      There are plenty of farms that don't charge you anything other than the fruits you pick up. You may have to drive a little further away though.

    • @hzlgry8192
      @hzlgry8192 2 роки тому

      I think that price makes no sense and you have add the price of going there and coming back. lol

  • @kypie8
    @kypie8 5 років тому +377

    “🍑s in theory, 🍒 in theory, 🍓s in theory...”
    I love how they advertise products they don’t even have, in an attempt to make their farm seem more diverse & appealing 😆

  • @UnOtroDiegueno
    @UnOtroDiegueno 5 років тому +1173

    “The part of the state that has Confederate Flags”

    • @sophliberty
      @sophliberty 5 років тому +30

      lmao that’s just my hometown

    • @marissaawesome2422
      @marissaawesome2422 5 років тому +57

      This is NO lie...I'm from Va.. Had to move to up state NY and I see tons of Confederate Flag up here than down in a Confederate State..lol.

    • @TheGlitterGlobe
      @TheGlitterGlobe 5 років тому +1

      Truth

    • @loisrabies8713
      @loisrabies8713 5 років тому +11

      Seriously I don't understand this. Also some areas have civil war reanactments can someone explain this to me? Where was the civil war in NY state?

    • @keitharm9598
      @keitharm9598 5 років тому +3

      Lois Rabies you're a complete idiot.. lost with common sense..

  • @chrisjoosten9819
    @chrisjoosten9819 5 років тому +902

    "He's a troubled man that came with the land, and we pay him in dentistry."

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 років тому +3

      Yes, your quotation of the script is accurate. Why do you think that qualifies as a comment?

    • @d_chatz8353
      @d_chatz8353 5 років тому +25

      @@andrewvelonis5940 but look at all the thumbs up! So there! Take that! Ha!

    • @chrisjoosten9819
      @chrisjoosten9819 5 років тому +17

      Yea, Andrew!! Suck it! And then have a good rest of your day, sir. :)

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +13

      Andrew Velonis - Here you are again! This is both sad and intriguing.

    • @chrisjoosten9819
      @chrisjoosten9819 5 років тому +11

      @@artistfloor9 Somebody, get this Andrew guy a puppy and a vanilla Frosty, stat!

  • @ChippyNest
    @ChippyNest 5 років тому +1450

    That was funny 😄 “He’s like Eeyore with a plan”

    • @joanwaters6410
      @joanwaters6410 5 років тому +10

      That was so fuckin good

    • @joanwaters6410
      @joanwaters6410 5 років тому +24

      @@SimonKanner-si3it Eeyore is a super depressed donkey. A plan is referring to a suicide plan. yeah it is really dark and yeah I just explained a joke, but it was really funny to me.

    • @skullseybones
      @skullseybones 5 років тому +5

      I had to stop the video cause I was laughing so hard

    • @belowaverageluke1369
      @belowaverageluke1369 5 років тому +1

      @@joanwaters6410 Damn, I never knew that it was that dark.

    • @rootbeer_666
      @rootbeer_666 5 років тому +1

      Stop

  • @FiddlebirdBlue
    @FiddlebirdBlue 5 років тому +961

    "They're good boys, but if they pull you off the hayride, fight like hell. The masks make 'em behave diff'rent." GEEZUS. Why is this pair of sentences so much scarier than many full-length horror movies???

    • @StarWarsMoments
      @StarWarsMoments 3 роки тому +8

      Because it's a single line, and far easier than maintaining a mood or tension.

    • @adh0c468
      @adh0c468 3 роки тому +11

      Don't forget "mob mentality". Way funnier if you've seen Das Experiment.

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 3 роки тому +24

      "They're good boys, but..." is already maximum horror

    • @thepanpiper7715
      @thepanpiper7715 3 роки тому +3

      Because you know it's true.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 роки тому +1

      It's terrifying lol

  • @katherineelmore9919
    @katherineelmore9919 4 роки тому +138

    I gotta say, I love how obvious the love between Kate and Aidy is in all their sketches together. They're hysterical as a duo and I think their stuff together is the only thing I've seen that breaks Kate (besides cats, of course).

  • @eliasmertens9313
    @eliasmertens9313 4 роки тому +174

    “Come cosplay outdoorsy-ness...” Yes that line sums up people who say they like apple picking

  • @JJ-xs9me
    @JJ-xs9me 5 років тому +199

    “ it was cute, far but cute. A lot of bees.”
    I’ve apple picked with my family many times and I can say this is wholly accurate

    • @chodeshadar18
      @chodeshadar18 5 років тому +3

      Actually when ya think about the news reports of insect depopulation, that's kind of comforting!

  • @rafaeljimeno3863
    @rafaeljimeno3863 5 років тому +255

    Woody Harrelson must have been cracking them up all week, so many unusual character breaks this episode 😁

  • @drmojo99
    @drmojo99 5 років тому +1624

    also known as the episode Woody sabotaged the cast with edibles.....

    • @joeyowens1974
      @joeyowens1974 5 років тому +23

      Prolly left a few VapePens Floating around.

    • @KH-us9pr
      @KH-us9pr 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @suzic4521
      @suzic4521 5 років тому +13

      drmojo99 ~ I was wondering why everyone was breaking character 😂

    • @dmcloren
      @dmcloren 5 років тому +12

      Did that really happen?? I was wondering why everyone was so giggly!!

    • @MrTitaniumDioxide
      @MrTitaniumDioxide 5 років тому +2

      Nah...unless something has changed...
      _After 30 Years, Woody Harrelson Quits Weed for Scientific Reasons_
      www.inverse.com/article/29326-woody-harrelson-quit-marijuana-weed-science

  • @Hhjjjhhjkdbjj
    @Hhjjjhhjkdbjj 5 років тому +235

    "He's like Eeyore with a plan"

  • @mickeybreezy
    @mickeybreezy 5 років тому +597

    "The masks make them behave different, mob mentality." Bro, that's deep lol.

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 роки тому +2

      110th like

    • @Amanda-Renee
      @Amanda-Renee 3 роки тому +9

      Your comment aged very, VERY badly lol. The Trumpers would go crazy over this comment! 😂

    • @dimokonov8694
      @dimokonov8694 3 роки тому +1

      @@Amanda-Renee I mean y'all cry when someone misgenders u

    • @vmc805
      @vmc805 3 роки тому +9

      @@dimokonov8694 found the snowflake

    • @dimokonov8694
      @dimokonov8694 3 роки тому +1

      @@vmc805 its u yes

  • @Chris-or7it
    @Chris-or7it 5 років тому +359

    If they pull you off the hayride fight like hell. 😂

  • @davismears
    @davismears 5 років тому +412

    "We found some animals, and now they're imprisoned!" holy shit this line ended me, perfect delivery

  • @carrots_arelife2924
    @carrots_arelife2924 5 років тому +2662

    "Located in the part of New York State that has Confederate flags."
    Sooo many Confederate flags upstate!

    • @thersten
      @thersten 5 років тому +5

      B.S.

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 років тому +21

      Lol like Maine Justice.

    • @sunblock8717
      @sunblock8717 5 років тому +140

      @Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure Nah, they're just ignorant bigots. Ignorant bigots can be found every place on earth. Heck, there's even folks in Canada who fly Confederate flags for some stupid reason.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 5 років тому +129

      @Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure That flag is regularly used to signal white supremacy...which is not exclusive to the South....it exists all over the US. Hell, that Iowa Representative (Steve King) had a confederate flag on his desk and still got re-elected, soooo. Oh, and I'm Southern and have never owned one, so don't lump us all together either.

    • @EugeneAxe
      @EugeneAxe 5 років тому +39

      They're traitors to the north

  • @miagonzo5522
    @miagonzo5522 3 роки тому +73

    "we found some animals and now they're in prison" and "you can pet them if you pay me" "stop" i am dying 🤣🤣😭

  • @terryeubanks8797
    @terryeubanks8797 4 роки тому +38

    Three incredibly funny people in this one and so many horrible truths about apple farms. Easily one of my favorite sketches of all time.

  • @taylorlibby7642
    @taylorlibby7642 5 років тому +383

    Too true!! It completely weirded this Southerner out to be in upper New York state and have multiple people running around with Confederate flags on their trucks bumpers,belt buckles, and houses! I had to stop and check to make sure I hadn't driven back to Alabama in some sort of coma! Found the same phenomenon in Vermont. I have to admit though, I always appreciate it when morons wear that flag in public and give the rest of us warning as to their presence. It's the equivalent of stripes on a skunk.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 5 років тому +2

      Well the plbeauty of the north is its in specific parts instead of you know everywhere

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 років тому +32

      @Tim Mill Get a grip chuckles. Only one making claims like that seems to be you. Now run along since you got it outta your system, we can all hear Mommy calling you from the top of the basement stairs.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 років тому +38

      @Tim Mill Oh bless your heart! It has nothing to do with being "woke" chuckles, however desperately you need it to be. It's just a plain scientific fact. If you run around displaying the battle flag of the Army of Northern Va for any reason other than to decorate the grave(s) of your kin who actually fought in it then you're a bubble headed moron not smart enough to research the actual Confederate flag. And yes, "Confedrate flag" decals/tshirts/bikinis/etc/etc are a blaring symbol of idiocy worldwide.

    • @thomaspatnode7053
      @thomaspatnode7053 5 років тому +7

      Gosh, can't believe we all care so much about a flag for a failed government. They didn't die in the end so I guess their flag would be... white in surrender? And since the north didn't exterminate half the population, maaaaaybe take a hint from your ancestors and let live.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +13

      Saint Scanderbeg - Ah yes, you certainly sound like quite an alpha male yourself. Strong and tough. We’re lucky you’re behind a computer screen because otherwise we’d be blinded by the sight of your rippling muscles and luxurious chest hair. Are you gonna make a joke about soybeans next? You pathetic fucking dweeb lol.

  • @ashhiz4350
    @ashhiz4350 5 років тому +287

    You can hear something going down with that donkey at 1:44 that made them crack up lol

  • @lonejedi9175
    @lonejedi9175 5 років тому +351

    Oh my, everyone is breaking character this episode.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +28

      They were getting a contact high from Woody.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 років тому +2

      They need to do that more often, since most of this stuff is crap to begin with.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +6

      sha11235 - And yet you spend time watching it just so you can insult it in the comments.

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +3

      Cecily cracking up off camera had poor Aidy dying on camera.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 років тому

      @@artistfloor9 Well, you have to watch it in order to comment on the stupid thing. That's only fair, right?

  • @macieham.629
    @macieham.629 3 роки тому +158

    As someone who actually does live in the part of NY that has confederate flags, this sketch really resonates with me

    • @maplelatte3366
      @maplelatte3366 2 роки тому +4

      Right? It really does.

    • @bela516
      @bela516 Рік тому

      “The part of New York State that has Confederate Flags” - hey!! They mentioned us!!

    • @trevorgavin3759
      @trevorgavin3759 Рік тому +1

      someone asks where in NY I’m from. This is always my answer. They know exactly where I’m talking about.

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 4 роки тому +77

    Debra Chickum.- I'm Debra Chickum.
    Debra's sister.- And I'm her sister.
    Aaaand that's it.

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 3 роки тому +2

      i legit thought they were lesbians running the orchard together at first 😆

  • @angeleyes_1412
    @angeleyes_1412 5 років тому +44

    I love Aidy and Kate sketches! 🤣😂 when they’re together the break more often!

  • @adinavritt9198
    @adinavritt9198 5 років тому +620

    "what our apples lack in flavor they make up for in on the ground" try to put that sentence in any other context.

    • @pisceanqueen1
      @pisceanqueen1 5 років тому +1

      Deez nuts? Old lady boobs!

    • @veronicaachebe2632
      @veronicaachebe2632 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it?

    • @pisceanqueen1
      @pisceanqueen1 4 роки тому

      @@veronicaachebe2632 I accepted the challenge of using the "apples" sentence in another context; just using "apples" as a euphemism for the above nonsense. I read my own comment after two months, and was also like, "uhm, what??" 😂
      Or in case it was the original joke you didn't get; apple orchards have so much fruit lying on the ground it's crazy.

    • @veronicaachebe2632
      @veronicaachebe2632 4 роки тому +1

      @@pisceanqueen1 ok thank you!

  • @rob_4227
    @rob_4227 5 років тому +102

    I’ve never been to New York, but I think every state has a place like this. The oddly specific made it universal 😆

    • @emericcson123
      @emericcson123 5 років тому +10

      Rob _ I’m in Southern California and I literally just went to a place like this and got apple cider donuts lol

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 років тому +3

      Except Florida. We just have oranges and grapefruit.

    • @Eveningbreeze721
      @Eveningbreeze721 5 років тому +1

      Yes we have them in Maryland lol

    • @whateverlolawants
      @whateverlolawants 5 років тому

      We definitely have these in Indiana. The cider donuts ARE good, though.

    • @americangiant1003
      @americangiant1003 5 років тому +3

      Rob. Pretty Much NYC and it's suburban areas i.e The Northern suburbs of Westchester and Rockland Counties and the eastern counties on Long Island are supposedly free from Confederate flags which is of course not true. However much of Upstate NY is almost similar to the Midwest i.e Indiana, etc. There are exceptions though such as Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse and Albany though. Thus why there a political divide in NYS Government between the Democratic Machine of NYC and more "moderate Republicans" in places such as I assume the Hudson River Valley. Hope this gives brief explanation of NYS Demographics.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 5 років тому +172

    Hey, it beats going to the store!

  • @bootsieragansings
    @bootsieragansings 5 років тому +80

    "So Come- cosplay outdoorsiness with us!" Perfection.

  • @ONI1013.
    @ONI1013. 5 років тому +58

    3:20 - “If they pull you off the hay ride, fight like hell.” 🤣🤣🤣 Woody is perfect for this skit.

    • @helenli7302
      @helenli7302 3 роки тому +2

      woody's such an underrated host, he makes it seem effortless

  • @mennoberga4133
    @mennoberga4133 5 років тому +106

    "We found some animals, and now they're in prison!"
    That one got me lol

  • @danielm3192
    @danielm3192 5 років тому +114

    This had a "Whiskers R We" vibe to it...

    • @Greendragon434
      @Greendragon434 5 років тому

      Daniel M not as much sexual undertone, though

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 5 років тому +1

      @@Greendragon434 No, but it had more...ass. (Get it? Get it?)

  • @NEUTR0NDANCE
    @NEUTR0NDANCE 4 роки тому +43

    Kate and Aidy sketches are a national treasure

  • @ceasedesist703
    @ceasedesist703 4 роки тому +48

    “He’s a troubled man who came with the land and we pay him with dentistry “🤣😂🤣👏🏽

  • @ashleytilley24
    @ashleytilley24 5 років тому +244

    Omg😂😂😂😂😂 this is golden “did you know donkeys can be depressed?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +174

    I can say with experience that teenagers take haunted attractions WAY! TOO! SERIOUSLY!

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +6

      Go big or go home.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 5 років тому

      My mom never let me go to the ones run by teenagers when I was growing up because she said girls got raped at them 😳 don't know if it's true or not but that's what she would tell me

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 5 років тому +2

      Grace Haven Well, that’s REALLY fucked up. I swear, those who do that have special places waiting for them

  • @myerklamb8529
    @myerklamb8529 5 років тому +99

    "So come, cosplay oudoorsiness with us!"

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 років тому +2

      We owe you a debt of gratitude for quoting from the script.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +2

      Andrew Velonis - And here you are again! Is this your hobby?

    • @dmcloren
      @dmcloren 5 років тому +1

      @@artistfloor9 geez, ignore him. He's here for attention.

  • @sarennawood1332
    @sarennawood1332 4 роки тому +14

    Honestly this is my favorite SNL sketch. I watched it during finals and it actually made me laugh.

  • @yungheru1387
    @yungheru1387 2 роки тому +8

    "They get the deers drunk!" The writing in this skit is Phenomenal!

  • @blew4200
    @blew4200 5 років тому +278

    "The masks make 'em act different, to be honest, they scare the hell out of me"

    • @javansegovia
      @javansegovia 5 років тому +15

      blew4200 mob mentality

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 5 років тому +5

      I never thought SNL would make of ANTIFA

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 років тому +1

      Yes, your quotation of the script is accurate. Why do you think that qualifies as a comment?

    • @blew4200
      @blew4200 5 років тому +2

      @@andrewvelonis5940 because fuckin murica

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 роки тому +4

      @@bobbierobinson6269 Ironic since the anger over masks have been almost exclusively from anti-maskers. But please continue white woman who thinks she can lump all the people she doesn't like together with one term. Go sprinkle some raisins over something unnecessarily.

  • @justgames2245
    @justgames2245 5 років тому +219

    as an upstate new yorker, this is 100% accurate

    • @TamiRPerl8456374155
      @TamiRPerl8456374155 5 років тому +8

      Ikr... I feel like I know these people.

    • @chrystals.4376
      @chrystals.4376 5 років тому +4

      It’s accurate for farm country in Northern Cali as well.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +1

      Do farmers really try to tell you that strawberries are picked in October? Ha ha.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +3

      @@chrystals.4376 accurate for parts of about 40 states, and that is one of the things i like about our country.

    • @chrystals.4376
      @chrystals.4376 5 років тому +1

      M Loftin It was misery for me when I lived there when I was a kid

  • @jmag579
    @jmag579 5 років тому +47

    1:54
    When the skit started I was just remembering how Kate is so legendary and almost never breaks.
    And then she starts busting up like I’ve never seen before 🤣😆

    • @DJMichaelAngelo
      @DJMichaelAngelo 5 років тому +3

      it was the donkey unexpectedly "braying" off-stage @1:41 that threw them off I think - that wasn't supposed to happen, you can see Aidy Briant start to gasp as that happens, then the camera cuts away

  • @TylerJones-yk3oh
    @TylerJones-yk3oh 5 років тому +41

    “Did you know donkeys can be depressed?” Omg 😂😂

  • @HeWhoGoons
    @HeWhoGoons 4 роки тому +17

    We found some animals... And now they’re in prison. 😂😂🤦‍♂️

  • @mikebevacqua1517
    @mikebevacqua1517 5 років тому +187

    “If they pull you off the heyride, fight like hell” lmao unusual comedy for snl

    • @brdnrd
      @brdnrd 5 років тому +7

      Uh...That would be "hayride."

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 років тому +5

      It's true, many "actors" in haunted attractions take things too far.

    • @mikebevacqua1517
      @mikebevacqua1517 5 років тому

      Ken Burton way to piss me off this morning

    • @brdnrd
      @brdnrd 5 років тому

      @@mikebevacqua1517 Happy to oblige. This one's on the house.

    • @ams147
      @ams147 5 років тому

      best part of the sketch for sure.

  • @haku_aku
    @haku_aku 5 років тому +64

    Kate not tryna laugh while in the character is the best thing ever😍😍

  • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
    @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +69

    "Maybe just go to the store" 😆

  • @tyneshaceasar9172
    @tyneshaceasar9172 5 років тому +7

    This sketch is frighteningly accurate😂

  • @masong695
    @masong695 2 роки тому +8

    As someone from peak apple farm country in Michigan.......this rly hit different. I swear to god, Aidy's character was like something straight out of my hometown.

  • @breakingames7772
    @breakingames7772 5 років тому +31

    1:45 her face surprised as hell at the donkey

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 5 років тому +15

    I love Aidy and Kate sketches. Too funny!

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 5 років тому

      They really are perfect together

  • @benrifkin1981
    @benrifkin1981 5 років тому +538

    “Located in the part of NY state that has Confederate flags.” 😆

    • @janelabombard2219
      @janelabombard2219 5 років тому +17

      Ben Rifkin yup. It’s true. I live there. 🙄😆

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 5 років тому +7

      I escaped haha

    • @kiltworm
      @kiltworm 5 років тому +2

      @@janelabombard2219 Wow. I'm Canadian. I thought NY was all pretty civilized.

    • @hollyhermann8212
      @hollyhermann8212 5 років тому +13

      New Yorkers are civilized and there are still some people who are just ignorant. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it think, you can lead an idiot to facts but you can’t make them think.

    • @JosiahMcCarthy
      @JosiahMcCarthy 5 років тому +1

      @@Trig242 same

  • @ana-meekablum5932
    @ana-meekablum5932 4 роки тому +21

    I like how Kate always seems kinda terrified whenever she takes on this persona.

  • @ThaBlkRainbow
    @ThaBlkRainbow 5 років тому +68

    "We have peaches in theory. Cherries in theory." 😂
    "Spend $45 to get $10 worth of apples"
    "I'm 29."

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 5 років тому +44

    02:00 TWICE in one episode!!! _Aidy is winning the __#JimmyFallon__ award for most breaks!_
    Plus Kate laughing is always great!

    • @CindyVision
      @CindyVision 5 років тому +4

      It really improves the show. I love the realness of that. It's like MadTV back in those days. More loose.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Рік тому

      The Jimmy Fallon Award for Cracking Up During An SNL Sketch should have been a recurring sketch on SNL, specifically whenever Jimmy Fallon hosts.

  • @mizunomp29mizuno69
    @mizunomp29mizuno69 5 років тому +217

    Never seen Kate break character?!?! Lorne must’ve grinned just a tad...

    • @aaroncoal28
      @aaroncoal28 5 років тому +6

      He's 74 years old. He's seen everything. And I don't believe his plan was that his cast would try to get laughs by breaking character constantly (ala Carol Burnett). But that's apparently what makes kids laugh these days.

    • @hecticdmc
      @hecticdmc 5 років тому +43

      @@aaroncoal28 If you like, I can set you up with a good doctor that can help you with that stick. Just think how nice it'll be to sit down again.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 років тому +4

      Aaron Stigall - Seeing people laugh makes other people laugh? Who’d have thought? Clearly this is some stupid new trend and not part of human nature or anything. Thanks for shedding light on this phenomenon. From this day forward, if someone breaks character in a comedy sketch, I will sit here stone-faced and call anyone who laughs an ignoramus.
      P.S. Carol Burnett is a legend, and her show was successful for a reason .

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 5 років тому +3

      Just remember, it required a DONKEY to make it happen.

    • @pisceanqueen1
      @pisceanqueen1 5 років тому +2

      I guess she broke character because the donkey hee-hawed right after she said "..just listen to our satisfied customer!" 😂

  • @vizualizeit08
    @vizualizeit08 5 років тому +10

    Love when Aidy and Kate break character, so funny.. classic SNL..

  • @madeleine1042
    @madeleine1042 5 років тому +14

    kate and aidy’s comedic chemistry is the best thing omg

  • @sramoore0075187
    @sramoore0075187 4 роки тому +15

    Best comedic combination. It looks like they have fun every sketch hey are in together

  • @dirtbagdeacon
    @dirtbagdeacon 3 роки тому +8

    I am from the part of WNY that has both apple orchards and Confederate flags. This whole sketch is accurate.

  • @bsusak09
    @bsusak09 Рік тому +3

    “And what they lack in flavor they make up for in, on the ground” hahaha

  • @mariannecontrino6297
    @mariannecontrino6297 4 роки тому +6

    This is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in a long time. Hit after hit, joke after joke, had me legitimately laughing out loud. I'm gonna venture a guess, and say the dislikes were from the families of those who fell off the hayride, and didn't "fight like hell", never to be seen again. Now, I don't usually quote lines from the script, but that "He's like Eeyore, but with a plan" joke, was too damn good not to acknowledge. I truly hope this becomes a recurring skit.

    • @jongregory8554
      @jongregory8554 4 роки тому +2

      SNL regularly has Aidy & Kate advertising their "business". This was a particularly funny sketch, however.

  • @TwoCagedBirds
    @TwoCagedBirds 5 років тому +24

    I just love the fact that Woody's like "If the boys pull you off the hayride, fight like hell. The masks make them act different." and then it shows them, and they're wearing Ghostface masks! I just thought that was really funny.

  • @hmax17
    @hmax17 5 років тому +1

    When the donkey sound played before the wrong point of the sketch, Aidy and Kate nearly lose. Second sketch that night for Aidy where something just goes wrong and its so hysterical

  • @starrtaylorr
    @starrtaylorr 4 роки тому +40

    When they’re together it’s always as funny as when Tina and Amy are together.

    • @jongregory8554
      @jongregory8554 4 роки тому +2

      Tina and Amy (and Maya) were the best.

  • @sethicus9665
    @sethicus9665 5 років тому +5

    Kate McKinnon is possible the most versatile comic they have on this show. Truly magnificent.

  • @craigbryant3191
    @craigbryant3191 5 років тому +13

    "I've never picked apples before, but now I have. I had fun, I think." Exactly how I felt!

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 4 роки тому +8

    Woody has never stopped being Woody

  • @eugenestevenkong9430
    @eugenestevenkong9430 4 роки тому +6

    3:41 Me and the boys out to scare kids 😂😂😂

  • @Lostcause1974
    @Lostcause1974 5 років тому +81

    Omg the "located in the part of New York State that has Confederate flags." 100% facts! You mean Auburn, NY?

    • @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger
      @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger 5 років тому +4

      Think anywhere that didn't vote for Obama, and it's right on, lol. But yeah, Auburn too :)

    • @robertmerrill8918
      @robertmerrill8918 5 років тому +2

      Or Hudson valley😂 or like anywhere up here bro

    • @silverspice73
      @silverspice73 5 років тому +2

      Anywhere passed Westchester County...I went to Lake George over the summer and I now know where the New Yorkers lived that voted for Trump. Still had a wonderful time up there and will go back again because the ppl are so friendly regardless of their confederate flags!!!

    • @wolfshanze5980
      @wolfshanze5980 5 років тому

      @@silverspice73 so the people that vote for Trump are so nice compared with the liberals you normally associate with? Might want to start putting some deep thought into that comment you made.

  • @madalynlejeune8306
    @madalynlejeune8306 4 роки тому +9

    "We found some animals, and now they're in prison" hahaha love woody

  • @MisterBrick42
    @MisterBrick42 3 роки тому +5

    1:58 Even they’re laughing

  • @natchica9223
    @natchica9223 5 років тому +4

    this is like a full sketch of the smokery farms segment they did on weekend update and im living for it

  • @caitlinklose4850
    @caitlinklose4850 4 роки тому +12

    I actually burst out laughing aloud in my dorm room at 1 AM. Preeeetty sure I woke up my roommate. Great sketch 😂

  • @sharkbait6765
    @sharkbait6765 5 років тому +8

    “They’re good boys but if they pull you off the hay ride fight like hell.”
    😂😂
    This is so funny

  • @grumpycham9614
    @grumpycham9614 5 років тому +28

    For 45 dollars you can bring home 10 dollars worth of apples LOL LOVE IT!

  • @Thehubb1
    @Thehubb1 3 роки тому +3

    Everything about this skit is from a bizarre dream I love it

  • @dadwithabat
    @dadwithabat 3 роки тому +1

    1:45 If it wasn't planted, the donkey braying was the perfect segue for Kate's next line regarding the petting zoo 🤣

  • @jimmyplenderleith9471
    @jimmyplenderleith9471 3 роки тому +4

    Aidy and Kate together are amazing.....they have never had a bad skit TOGETHER........

  • @backlogcabin8003
    @backlogcabin8003 5 років тому +33

    100% True. Source: living in a NY "Historical Town"

  • @sarahoshea9603
    @sarahoshea9603 4 роки тому +4

    I live in VT where we have apple farms and there's always a Hank.

  • @micaelaroyo4837
    @micaelaroyo4837 5 років тому +4

    "We found some animals.... Now theyre in prison!"
    By fr the most UNDERRATED and hilarious line of the entire skit

  • @HousePartyPopStar
    @HousePartyPopStar 3 роки тому +1

    Every line is so perfect.

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 3 роки тому +4

    Yo “cosplay outdoorsiness with us” is so accurate.

  • @calkissesboys
    @calkissesboys 2 роки тому +16

    Woody's face as he says "stop" kills me every time.