Ex-Cop Blames Wife For Meeting Young Girl for 'Water Sports'

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Checking out Takedown with Chris Hansen where he meets a retired police officer whos here to meet a girl because his wife isnt giving him the "water"
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  • @IWFPYHTAW
    @IWFPYHTAW 27 днів тому +1698

    “His wife won’t pee on him.” Took me out 😭

    • @oneplay5570
      @oneplay5570 27 днів тому

      i wouldve not have dated her in the first place. Bc i need my desires

    • @andy31793
      @andy31793 27 днів тому

      Possibly all he needs is a Virgin Pee Egg. I've heard it might be the Cure.

    • @Kagome28100
      @Kagome28100 27 днів тому +2

      Dead 😂😂

    • @ThatGirlLib
      @ThatGirlLib 26 днів тому +6

      She doesn’t want to clean that up. She should’ve known he would get pee’d on elsewhere. 🤣🎉

    • @oneplay5570
      @oneplay5570 26 днів тому +1

      @@ThatGirlLib if it was me i would be the one cleaning up.

  • @lisapop5219
    @lisapop5219 27 днів тому +1092

    Chris interrogating him about the logistics of being peed on 😂😂.

  • @Rondigity92
    @Rondigity92 27 днів тому +621

    The "I knew this was going to happen" is my favorite response, so you just wanted to go to prison then 😂😂

    • @kimsy520
      @kimsy520 27 днів тому +17

      Hahaha as if it would make Chris Hansen empathize. It just makes them look worse. 😂😂😂

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 27 днів тому +1

      Right?! Every time.

    • @TheSleepSteward
      @TheSleepSteward 27 днів тому +6

      Wanted to see where all his taxes were going

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 27 днів тому

      Tbf, it’s probably a good place to get peed on if your stinky wife won’t do it

    • @gyver8448
      @gyver8448 23 дні тому +4

      Nah. He was just desperate enough to do it that he was willing to risk it. These people are sick like that.

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 28 днів тому +1969

    It’s crazy how so many of these disgusting people blame their spouses or their mental health. Bad relationships don’t MAKE YOU A PEDO

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 27 днів тому +49

      And they don't justify it either

    • @andersbylund2753
      @andersbylund2753 27 днів тому +15

      @@wumbology6072 yes having a bad relationship yes. But there are so many people that have a bad mental health that turns to minors, it has to be something to that. Maybe its like the saying ”hurt people hurt people” and minors are just a easy target because they are naive

    • @BriannaBow
      @BriannaBow 27 днів тому +8

      SAY IT LOUDER

    • @mostlyghostly4700
      @mostlyghostly4700 27 днів тому +14

      Lots of cops.

    • @christianjacinto7042
      @christianjacinto7042 27 днів тому +20

      Especially when it comes to having certain fantasies or fetishes (like water sports) It's not hard to find someone of age online to do that.

  • @EllieBelle1993
    @EllieBelle1993 27 днів тому +530

    He’s a former cop AND a predator! He’s gonna have a GREAT time in prison 😂😂

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01 27 днів тому +22

      I was thinking the same thing.. this guy's double screwed oof

    • @_HippieThugg_
      @_HippieThugg_ 23 дні тому +18

      Right? The two people in prison who get no love. Or at least not the love they're wanting.

    • @_HippieThugg_
      @_HippieThugg_ 23 дні тому +9

      @@Goldy01 Lol. I see what you did there.

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman 21 день тому

      He'll probably get probation and a few years on the pedo registry.

    • @CloroxBleach_x
      @CloroxBleach_x 20 днів тому +9

      3 worse things u can be in lockup a pred, snitch ,and cop/former cop

  • @Skully_98
    @Skully_98 28 днів тому +807

    I hope Mary gets well soon, we need her, she’s our source of the juiciest tea!

  • @anstanch
    @anstanch 28 днів тому +401

    "We'll be the judge of that" savage...

    • @AdorzAaliyahSince94
      @AdorzAaliyahSince94 22 дні тому +1

      Right, who lied to this dude?! He does NOT look youthful and I know a kid definitely wouldn't think so!

  • @laurenkuhnen359
    @laurenkuhnen359 27 днів тому +358

    Also disgusting how he was okay with supporting a supposed aunt who was trafficking her niece.

  • @jodimoffett7728
    @jodimoffett7728 27 днів тому +555

    As a teenager I had an adult I trusted try to groom me- (luckily I had other adults I trusted that I was able to go to)
    these videos are so therapeutic for me. Whenever I get caught up in thoughts about it, hearing Buff and Ken scream “TAZE EM!” It makes me laugh. You’re not only spreading awareness, but creating a safe place for people who have gone through some bad stuff.

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar 27 днів тому +32

      I'm so glad you had people to turn to.

    • @8bitfae
      @8bitfae 27 днів тому +24

      My sister, when she was around 10, was groomed by an adult in his mid-20s. I was there, I was 12, didn't know what grooming was. I know he was sexually active with her at least once before ignoring her completely and I hate myself for not protecting her. idk where the adults were. I'm so happy reading that you had adults you were able to trust to go to! And I agree, that these videos, hearing that phrase "Taze Em!" is therapeutic! It makes me so happy to see so many people do what they can to put these people behind bars, to spread awareness, and to help communities be more aware of who the predators are.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 27 днів тому +5

      I'm so glad you had people on your side.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 27 днів тому +21

      ​@@8bitfae_PLEASE_ don't blame yourself. You were a child. I understand how you feel but beating yourself up is something that you don't deserve. Be kind to yourself. 😻

    • @MaxRuxin-kq8dp
      @MaxRuxin-kq8dp 27 днів тому +1

      Same

  • @maxinaroundoutdoors
    @maxinaroundoutdoors 28 днів тому +697

    "My youngest is 18"... ???? Wtaf. Straight to jail and throw out the key

    • @JF-hc6id
      @JF-hc6id 27 днів тому +3

      Probably got probation

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 27 днів тому +1

      Prison

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 27 днів тому +4

      Put him under the prison.

    • @charlesanderson3308
      @charlesanderson3308 27 днів тому +4

      So your youngest is an adult. I fail to see the comparison.

    • @tiannabrazeau3901
      @tiannabrazeau3901 27 днів тому +26

      @@charlesanderson3308I think it’s more seeing someone with kids so close to that age makes it even more baffling.. like how could you hurt someone’s kid knowing you raised some of your own type deal. Regardless of his youngest age it’s still fucking gross just on a different level when your kid was that age 3 years ago

  • @ArmySoldiersLady
    @ArmySoldiersLady 27 днів тому +242

    I love how Chris asks the most blunt questions that we all have/had. What are you going to do after? Take a shower? Are you worried about the smell?

    • @jkasaunder228
      @jkasaunder228 27 днів тому +21

      Think of the smell, You haven't thought of the smell!

    • @XenRiddle
      @XenRiddle 11 днів тому +1

      ​@@jkasaunder228 But he won't care about the smell, because of the implication.

    • @tigerlilly8015
      @tigerlilly8015 11 днів тому +2

      ​@@XenRiddle and you know they can't refuse... because of the implication

  • @AmbyAntidevolution
    @AmbyAntidevolution 28 днів тому +342

    My ex husband blamed me for getting caught as well. I wanted a loyal husband not a pedophile husband.

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar 27 днів тому +34

      Oh, I'm so sorry. Glad he's an ex.

    • @ericcartman7600
      @ericcartman7600 27 днів тому +58

      I hope you got therapy for that. Cheating is never the other person's fault. Add pedo's in the mix and that's just traumatizing. Like literally you went through a trauma and I hope you're doing better.

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 27 днів тому +12

      Oooof. My spine hurts reading this. Hopefully you meet someone decent.

    • @lina9535
      @lina9535 27 днів тому +22

      Oof. It's always easier to blame someone else and not take responsibility or even accountability for their own actions.
      Like my cheating ex, "you didn't put out enough". Well excuse me for being SA'd twice and having *you* say you understood and would never pressure me. (I even told him at the start, "if it does bother you, then just talk to me", but cheating is easier than talking or trying to work things out)
      Some people are just trash.

    • @BlaidTheBard
      @BlaidTheBard 27 днів тому

      Lol censored so hard

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 27 днів тому +288

    His children are older than the girl he was going for! That always adds another layer of evil to it. I bet he really did let people off for this predator disgusting behaviour

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 27 днів тому +8

      My skin peeled off from that.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 27 днів тому +7

      That's always SO disgusting. The worst was the guy who brought his kid with him.

    • @gail242
      @gail242 26 днів тому +1

      I hope he hasn’t hurt his kids or any of their friends

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 26 днів тому +1

      ​@@gail242people like this are dangerous thanks to them i have ptsd

  • @FowlsNest
    @FowlsNest 27 днів тому +184

    Chris asking a child predator genuine questions about the appeal of watersports is NOT something I expected to hear ever 😭??

  • @KatieonYouTube
    @KatieonYouTube 27 днів тому +107

    Chris "it seems messy and potentially smelly to me" absolutely had me on the floor 🤣
    This episode is so good I had to watch it twice! 😂

  • @zimrianispresent8123
    @zimrianispresent8123 28 днів тому +225

    Justice will never go out of style

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 28 днів тому +3

      If only that were true 😂

    • @shymack9505
      @shymack9505 27 днів тому +1

      Best comment yet imo

  • @Alyrulz421
    @Alyrulz421 27 днів тому +99

    “Slide it to me in that to-go cup” DANE 😭 TIME OUT 💀💀💀😂

  • @jwatticus
    @jwatticus 27 днів тому +40

    "His wife wouldnt pee on him... even if he was on fire!" 😂
    Now that is probably TRUTH!

  • @Crinkle76
    @Crinkle76 27 днів тому +136

    Even his youngest is too old for this girl 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @412spikeface
    @412spikeface 28 днів тому +251

    Can't wait for the directors cut of "White Boy: A Documentary"

    • @Pagan_999
      @Pagan_999 27 днів тому +6

      😂

    • @fuckwhysoserious
      @fuckwhysoserious 27 днів тому

      this had me rolling

    • @jessicamarie508
      @jessicamarie508 27 днів тому +11

      It’s about white boy rick (a teen who was basically a drug lord in the 80s) who ended up getting locked up they made a movie about him in 2018 where Matthew mcConaughey plays his dad it’s based off a real story

    • @sonjamcgriff8515
      @sonjamcgriff8515 27 днів тому

      It's a great documentary and the movie with Matthew McConaughey ​@@jessicamarie508

    • @robsalazar138
      @robsalazar138 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@jessicamarie508thats the movie, not the documentary. They are 2 different things. I wanted to see the movie cuz I was locked up with the guy, but got suckered into paying to watch the doc. It was still pretty good tho

  • @technologynewsreviews200
    @technologynewsreviews200 27 днів тому +92

    "Potentially...mmmm...smelly!?!?" Chris cracks me up. 😂

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 27 днів тому +119

    "What's with the peeing thing?"
    "Don't kink shame me."
    "Kinkshaming is my kink."
    "Aaaaaah!"

    • @bordaz1
      @bordaz1 27 днів тому +4

      underrated

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 27 днів тому

      My Kink is to be kinkshamed

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 8 днів тому

      It's because so many of this goes beyond kinks, it's mental illness.
      C0rn keeps making m3n sick, and they want more.
      Gross.

  • @Nikkistrict
    @Nikkistrict 28 днів тому +126

    25$ golden shower?! Thats a steal!

    • @sameshitdifferentsmell1305
      @sameshitdifferentsmell1305 28 днів тому

      That’s what I said damn where is the line at? Hahah😂

    • @Michael_Pepin
      @Michael_Pepin 27 днів тому +27

      Im not "into" golden showers, but i was thinking the same thing!

    • @Badwolf222
      @Badwolf222 27 днів тому

      They sell sterile Urine for people that have the fetish. it’s more than 25 and the deal they made was 125

    • @yoakumo
      @yoakumo 27 днів тому

      I was thinking too! $25 for bj and a shower like woah so cheap!

    • @Stumper007
      @Stumper007 27 днів тому +13

      Damn, throw another $25 for a Cleaveland Steamer and you got yourself the deal of the century.

  • @stephanybrown3226
    @stephanybrown3226 28 днів тому +310

    Within the hour gang where you at? YT didn't notify me I just refreshed the page on time 😅

  • @MarioHernandez-bn6pm
    @MarioHernandez-bn6pm 27 днів тому +51

    Imagine how many times he did something like this WHILE BEING A COP….. it’s disgusting knowing there’s fucked up ppl like this who are currently working as cops

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 26 днів тому +2

      Don't randomly trust people no matter what their job is all humans are capable of being evil a few are good

  • @misskeygoconca
    @misskeygoconca 27 днів тому +35

    The bong without a bowl or steam piece is hilarious. Just why? 😂😂

    • @poot-poot
      @poot-poot 27 днів тому +6

      Atmosphere

    • @shadesofgrae99
      @shadesofgrae99 27 днів тому +11

      A cop for 20 years but dtf a pot-smoking minor that'll pee on him for $25 in his spare 15 minutes of time 💀💀💀 you can't make this shit up bro wtf

    • @lacey892
      @lacey892 25 днів тому

      @@shadesofgrae99 actually I feel like this is far more common than we'd like to believe, cops being twisted fucking freaks

  • @seminolesach2278
    @seminolesach2278 27 днів тому +49

    Did he just say, “I was a cop for 20 years “ 🤦🏽‍♀️😳

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 27 днів тому

      Not surprising. A lot of cops are predators. Judges, lawyers, emt’s too

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 26 днів тому +1

      Most humans are very dissapointing if someone is awful then stay away from them good humans are rare and better to have as friends

  • @andreabarley1312
    @andreabarley1312 27 днів тому +29

    I have to express my gratitude for this channel. I'm pregnant and been having a really hard pregnancy, but the days I hear Ken yell his intro I genuinely feel better for the time being. I appreciate it. Thank you!

  • @riari3957
    @riari3957 27 днів тому +43

    'His wife won't pee on him' is so funny

  • @Anonymouseduck
    @Anonymouseduck 28 днів тому +172

    "TazeUm! " Buff that's all I hear when I hear Chris Hansen 😅
    Get well Mary!

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot 28 днів тому +94

    "Convenient you missed that Jeff" said it before but Dane is a national treasure

  • @ritter8542
    @ritter8542 27 днів тому +45

    They need to add “I knew it” to the bingo card

  • @SloppyLazyEGG
    @SloppyLazyEGG 28 днів тому +72

    It really tickled me watching him go "Blugh"🤢 lol

  • @winterflower1352
    @winterflower1352 28 днів тому +74

    Ah yes, the one thing all adults are scared off.
    Facing the consequences of their actions.

  • @FalloutHoss
    @FalloutHoss 27 днів тому +31

    Omg could you imagine if they are just using houses that are listed and booked self guided tours 😂😂😂

    • @redhairedviking2657
      @redhairedviking2657 7 днів тому +2

      or getting a tour lol
      Me asking the Realtor: "has anyone been murdered here?"
      Realtor: "nah, but a man came here to have a 15 year old pee on him and was busted by Chris Hansen."

  • @brinettejc
    @brinettejc 28 днів тому +106

    Chris Handsome is a silver daddy so he can judge.

    • @charlizeball7717
      @charlizeball7717 27 днів тому +3

      Real

    • @sakumayb9304
      @sakumayb9304 27 днів тому

      Ok

    • @jaw217
      @jaw217 27 днів тому +8

      Silver fox is now an expression of the past! Silver Daddy’s for life!

  • @alessandrajackson3768
    @alessandrajackson3768 28 днів тому +131

    The amount of these guys who make themselves the victims is absolutely pathetic

  • @Seeitall728
    @Seeitall728 28 днів тому +40

    Thank you Ken for educating maybe the 5 people in here that didn’t know what a golden shower was 😂

  • @poppy-janecresswell1464
    @poppy-janecresswell1464 27 днів тому +25

    "Throw some pee my way and its good" had me cracking up. I love these videos 😅😂

  • @TheRealestBubby
    @TheRealestBubby 27 днів тому +33

    3:43 "Hearing what Jeff wants to do with her has left us all with a, shall we say, bad taste in our mouths."

  • @azadisoleil6319
    @azadisoleil6319 27 днів тому +32

    How do people not instantly know they’re talking to a decoy? Everyone and their grandmother is out for these blokes 😂

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 27 днів тому +6

      'Stupidity' 😂

    • @treepotato9273
      @treepotato9273 27 днів тому

      cuz for every one person out to catch them there's a hundred innocent kids who get groomed by them

  • @swinshifty9558
    @swinshifty9558 27 днів тому +13

    Chris hansen sees him lock the door. " im not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!"

  • @cassiehartford8997
    @cassiehartford8997 27 днів тому +12

    LOL they're not even trying with the house staging any longer. We have empty random mismatch side table and kitchen chair against the wall that look like they came from a college dorm and a camping chair... like, WHO lives here?!?! 😅🤦‍♀️

    • @elainehelms4076
      @elainehelms4076 27 днів тому +4

      To be fair? He knew he wasn’t going to someone’s home. He was buying a child from her “aunt”. He’s a former cop. He thought he was dealing with a sex trafficker. Coming into a half furnished house that had a realtor’s lock on the door didn’t surprise him.

  • @HistoryIsAbsurd
    @HistoryIsAbsurd 28 днів тому +60

    "Babe quick, Ken uploaded a new upload and we need to watch before it gets taken down"

    • @Lizdhami
      @Lizdhami 26 днів тому +2

      No i actually said that when i sent this vid to my partner!

    • @HistoryIsAbsurd
      @HistoryIsAbsurd 26 днів тому

      @@Lizdhami Bahahaha I love it hahaha

    • @galeforce3192
      @galeforce3192 20 днів тому

      No joke, this comment is what made me double-check the playlist and realize that the Skeeter Jean reaction was taken down. Ken warned us that it might happen, and I checked out more of Skeeter's channel after watching Ken's reaction, so it's not too much of a loss, I guess. XD

  • @megstone9997
    @megstone9997 28 днів тому +38

    I agree the paywall sucks, but UA-cam has been demonetizing them and causing them problems. I think the initial paywall before releasing it later on is a great idea though.

    • @galeforce3192
      @galeforce3192 20 днів тому

      The channel's been releasing partial videos where they're split in half. They'll release one half of the video (probably edited) and the other half (probably also edited) later. If you want to watch the full unedited video, you have to become a member and pay up.

  • @PokemonPlatinumChamp
    @PokemonPlatinumChamp 27 днів тому +8

    In the post interview they revealed that he used the work at a school as security. Really raises more questions.

  • @xxShrappyxx
    @xxShrappyxx 28 днів тому +51

    Mr Clean sure has let himself go

  • @larryjester
    @larryjester 27 днів тому +21

    As soon as he sees Chris..."nobody told me she was 15"...I guess he already knew what was going on, but still. Why's that the first thing you say?

    • @HexiiSky
      @HexiiSky 24 дні тому

      because his brain was only focused on that big part. gotta cover the bases fast

    • @galeforce3192
      @galeforce3192 20 днів тому

      It's like one of the guys who was caught twice: "I just came here to get something to eat!"

  • @chronicalyme3018
    @chronicalyme3018 27 днів тому +14

    Dane's laugh is giving me life in this episode! ❤❤

  • @KathyAnne28
    @KathyAnne28 28 днів тому +22

    I love that y'all are doing the ones you can of these. Chris Hansen is absolutely floating TruBlue along.

  • @pineapplenation7647
    @pineapplenation7647 27 днів тому +11

    Well who’s going to run the pawn shop now??

    • @sicooper4230
      @sicooper4230 27 днів тому +5

      Best he can do is 2 years 🤣

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast 10 днів тому

      Nooo don't do Rick like that 😭😭

  • @aeroy0410
    @aeroy0410 27 днів тому +13

    Imagine this cop shouting: Police pull your pants down and pee on me right now...😅

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 27 днів тому +19

    Dude: “I’m into water sports”
    Me: “oh cool! You like knee boarding or?”
    Dude: Unzips pants
    Me: 😟

  • @JDT-xj1tw
    @JDT-xj1tw 27 днів тому +19

    It could be he is messing with his phone not because he is going through the chat log but because there are pictures on it he doesn't want the cops to see.

  • @MrDmackins
    @MrDmackins 27 днів тому +18

    Bro this dude has a kid OLDER THAN THE DECOY oh my god!!!!

  • @jenniferpadilla6672
    @jenniferpadilla6672 27 днів тому +15

    Yes, he should be ashamed of himself but as being a 20 year cop, he should’ve known to keep his mouth shut. Let the lawyer handle business.

  • @krystalrobin3164
    @krystalrobin3164 27 днів тому +10

    I think the best part of this is he was only 15 mins away from home. Hopefully, this means he's gonna have to go to jail, and everyone there is going to know him. 😁

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 27 днів тому +5

    Dude... His kid just graduated high school and is going to college. You know some of his friends or future friends or bullies are gonna see this episode and... Ah man...

  • @tcaprecap1448
    @tcaprecap1448 27 днів тому +34

    Love Hansen's new content but nothing will beat classic To Catch a Predator...nothing beats the early 00s vibe of original TCAP, the grainy, fuzzy footage, the infamous roster of predos, and a young Chris Hansen operating like a shark with blood in the water.

  • @rebeccamilton8687
    @rebeccamilton8687 27 днів тому +10

    Buff is 100% right about the sinister smile. That man looks evil

  • @DownBadAutistic
    @DownBadAutistic 26 днів тому +3

    Chris missed a chance to say "left us feeling... pissed off"

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 27 днів тому +4

    Cop for 20 years is a whole lot of cases... I wonder how many people in there still remember the guy... Yikes...

  • @TheJadeNightshade
    @TheJadeNightshade 28 днів тому +19

    This man just gives me the creeps. Really..honestly...any predator gives me the creeps..I can't rack my brain on why these people exist. Scratch that..they aren't people anymore..

  • @chrisweatherford8592
    @chrisweatherford8592 27 днів тому +15

    Dam just imagine how his kids gonna look at him now

  • @Gav-mj6lx
    @Gav-mj6lx 27 днів тому +12

    I'd love to have dinner with Chris, he always brings the roasts.

  • @brittroberds5500
    @brittroberds5500 27 днів тому +12

    They gotta charge to buy Chris some sunblock. Good lawd that’s an Irish sunburn. 😂

  • @BlaidTheBard
    @BlaidTheBard 27 днів тому +6

    ALRIGHT FINE:
    A compromise. It won't be a full-sized woodchipper. Just a crotch-sized one.

  • @JasonS-eo7sh
    @JasonS-eo7sh 27 днів тому +9

    I'm sure he could find some homeless people in LA that would piss on him for an In N Out burger or a 40oz. of Old English.

  • @hopejager325
    @hopejager325 27 днів тому +6

    When Jeff was telling the cops that he was “not a threat”
    Chris goes “well you’re here” 😂

  • @Badwolf222
    @Badwolf222 27 днів тому +15

    4:58 just want to be safe and lock the door. Don’t want a predator coming in. 😅

  • @jesusbolanos9289
    @jesusbolanos9289 27 днів тому +7

    He looks like he owns a pawn shop The best I can do is blame my wife.

    • @bigboybastard7162
      @bigboybastard7162 27 днів тому

      Throw in some "i didnt see her age" and we got a deal

  • @TheREALSimagination
    @TheREALSimagination 27 днів тому +8

    Imagine that phone call: "Hey, dad, about that tree? I'm going to prison so I can't help out for the foreseeable future".

  • @HectorWalrussy
    @HectorWalrussy 27 днів тому +13

    we went from microphone under a leaf, to camera under a hat society

  • @RainbowDashJulia
    @RainbowDashJulia 27 днів тому +8

    "I'll be the judge of that." 😂😂😂😂

  • @daltonsherrod1573
    @daltonsherrod1573 27 днів тому +7

    “Smellllyy” 😂 Chris talking like Solid Snake over here

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 27 днів тому +5

    That "ahaha, i knew this was gonna happen" felt like he just found out he's on a tv game show like Practical Bloopers. @5:10

  • @VGI4NI
    @VGI4NI 27 днів тому +7

    His wife wont pee on him 😂 bro how does he deal wuth life 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @okinakuma6767
    @okinakuma6767 27 днів тому +7

    They got Rick from Pawn Stars 😂

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 27 днів тому +5

    "I knew it was wrong to pull in."
    Even if you 'd pulled out, you'd still be sick and wrong.

  • @alatussimp420
    @alatussimp420 28 днів тому +18

    The mental gymnastics these creeps do to make it all about them is insane

  • @andersbylund2753
    @andersbylund2753 28 днів тому +10

    How can chris be serious through this?! 😂

  • @chemomancer
    @chemomancer 25 днів тому +2

    His message to other men is not 'don't do it', it's 'don't be stupid'? 🤢

  • @fitnessbearsmirnov17
    @fitnessbearsmirnov17 27 днів тому +32

    Now why.... would a guy.... come to a house... For a pee pee party?

    • @RobertHarner-j9h
      @RobertHarner-j9h 27 днів тому +2

      Apparently yhea😂

    • @jacoblynam923
      @jacoblynam923 27 днів тому +6

      You got his voice cadence spot on lol!!!

    • @fitnessbearsmirnov17
      @fitnessbearsmirnov17 27 днів тому +3

      @jacoblynam923 Went on a binge watching adventure, and now I'm asking random people to, "Take a seat."

  • @Skully_98
    @Skully_98 28 днів тому +13

    As long as these videos are behind a pay wall the only way I’m watching them is through ken and buff 💜

  • @HiddenDarkHM
    @HiddenDarkHM 27 днів тому +4

    "We want to expose these people to the world. We want to make sure we make the world as safe as possible for kids everywhere by making these people's faces known to everyone! ...By locking all 100+ of our episodes behind a paywall on our exclusive streaming service."

  • @roachsmoker2040
    @roachsmoker2040 27 днів тому +6

    i think they understand that the free full episodes make them more money then the teasers and pay wall because they’ve already posted another full episode

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 27 днів тому +9

    7:44 Pity me, my wife won't pee on me. 😆

  • @jamesonelliott67
    @jamesonelliott67 27 днів тому +8

    Is it just me or the irony in him saying he has been married for 18 years 🤣

  • @eloraquinn1722
    @eloraquinn1722 27 днів тому +6

    😂 "Where did the pee thing come from?" God, I love you, Chris. But TAZEUM!! 🤬

  • @trashboat115
    @trashboat115 27 днів тому +3

    Chris being so focused n confused about the peeing thing made this episode lol

  • @CuriousMisterG
    @CuriousMisterG 28 днів тому +8

    It freaks me out how much this dude looks like my dad. I mean if I couldn't hear the voice, I would think this is my dad!!! Wtf?!?!?!

    • @Rhubarb120
      @Rhubarb120 12 днів тому

      Yeah, people looking alike is something that always freaks me out. The thought: "What if a person who looks exactly like me gets filmed doing something illegal, and people mistake it for me?" is something that always crosses my mind whenever I watch videos like this.

  • @Fraser142
    @Fraser142 27 днів тому +6

    i give people the gift of selective hearing. I've never heard of selective sight.
    imagine police ask you to help catch a bad guy and you say "sorry i have selective sight"

  • @milward4563
    @milward4563 27 днів тому +8

    Aaaah, no!! My parents have been married for 18 years, and I'm 18! Nooo!

  • @shannonsullivan4858
    @shannonsullivan4858 27 днів тому +6

    Well, lucky for this predator, he is going to get the attention he so desperately wanted!

  • @fifigurl2011
    @fifigurl2011 25 днів тому +3

    The wife wouldn't pee on him... maybe he should've just called R. Kelly. 🤨🤔

  • @yesssitsmegan
    @yesssitsmegan 27 днів тому +6

    Sweet. A golden shower predator for my birthday. 😂 🎉 Not even a tazer. DANG IT.

    • @kimbrown1115
      @kimbrown1115 27 днів тому

      Happy birthday! Mine too 😂

    • @kimbrown1115
      @kimbrown1115 27 днів тому

      Happy birthday 🎉! Mine too

    • @yesssitsmegan
      @yesssitsmegan 27 днів тому

      @kimbrown1115 Birthday twins! Hell yeah! Happy Birthday!!!

  • @VGI4NI
    @VGI4NI 27 днів тому +4

    Chris Hansen went straight savage on him 😂😂

  • @Ghracieewaffles
    @Ghracieewaffles 28 днів тому +9

    Literally saw a bong on the table with Chris Hansen xD

  • @LuismedinaDJ
    @LuismedinaDJ 27 днів тому +7

    Congrats about to hit 5 million so proud of you both!

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 27 днів тому

      They haven't though. They've been 4 million for like 3 years

    • @LuismedinaDJ
      @LuismedinaDJ 27 днів тому

      @@Guus115Someone sounds jealous

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 26 днів тому

      @@LuismedinaDJ i'm only jealous of pewdiepie. His life is perfect

  • @iGotTheTivo
    @iGotTheTivo 27 днів тому +5

    Love don’t judge…but Chris Hansen does 🤣🤣🤣🤣