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  • @Runekiss
    @Runekiss 7 років тому +2103

    Oh course. Dorian returns to Tevinter when I romance him but when it's Bull, OHHH NO I'M STAYING HERE.

    • @stevenhiggins3055
      @stevenhiggins3055 7 років тому +261

      Claire Anderson He returns to Tevinter at some point doing the 2 year time skip between the final battle and Trespasser, regardless of who he's in a relationship with or how friendly his is with you, and eventually returns to Tevinter for good either way.

    • @elneevy8879
      @elneevy8879 5 років тому +35

      Yes! UNFAIR

    • @nekohallowking4762
      @nekohallowking4762 5 років тому +83

      Claire to be fair if he did return and people found out he bedded Bull he’d probably get executed in grand style....and then Iron bull would single handily destroy the Vints (if Varric got his way anyway)

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 4 роки тому +35

      @PersonaX Dorian is about to venture into the pit of vipers that killed his father and you think Bull wanted to join him as a trophy husband? And not as a bodyguard? The role he was ostensibly hired by the Inquisitor to be in the first place? Bull is Qunari af (even as a Tal-Vashoth) in that he wants/needs to be *useful* . The Inquisitor doesn't need their own mercenary band after the Exalted Council, so of course Bull takes other jobs. Dorian, on the other hand, really *could* use a whole security team, as evidenced by the fact that Bull actually *does* save him from assassination at some point.

    • @Kovugamez
      @Kovugamez 4 роки тому +15

      Riding the Bull comes first.
      See what I did there?
      Cuz....yeaaaah.

  • @TheScarletRose
    @TheScarletRose 9 років тому +1331

    "Don't top from the bottom"

    • @The5emperordavid5
      @The5emperordavid5 9 років тому +128

      That line was perfect. I could not stop laughing

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 6 років тому +5

      I still can't decide what that means.

    • @littlelolita6853
      @littlelolita6853 6 років тому +84

      It's a sex thing. Bull is the dominant one in bed, Dorian is the sub and Bull would like to keep his position of the "top" even out of the bedroom. In other words: don't top from the bottom - don't try to dominate me when you are submissive

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 6 років тому +7

      Well yes, I got that it was a sex thing, I just never could quite figure out if it meant that Bull was dom or sub.

    • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
      @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 6 років тому +14

      DraculaCronqvist Bull is definitely a dom, “ride the bull” 😉 you get it? I think you get it 🤔

  • @Magpie5yndrome
    @Magpie5yndrome 8 років тому +863

    "PLEASE stop helping the dwarf!" Awww. I love that side of Dorian.

    • @thegreedyjoker2716
      @thegreedyjoker2716 5 років тому +8

      How about passion?

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 років тому +52

      I bet Varric is planning to write a book about them: _Fifty Shades of Adoribull: Tough Love in Tough Times_

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 6 місяців тому

      @@ThatSilentGuy *I'LL BUY HIS ENTIRE STOCK*

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 8 років тому +1162

    "I'm not sure which is worse, the mockery or the accuracy."
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD

  • @Spazzedoutfangirl1
    @Spazzedoutfangirl1 8 років тому +576

    "This is a way for us to come together. You know cause, yeah"
    THAT PART FUCKING KILLED ME

    • @alunashepard9031
      @alunashepard9031 7 років тому +17

      kymopoleia13 I read the comment before hearing it. I WAS NOT READY. THE FUCKING LINE DELIVERY

    • @pink5830
      @pink5830 3 роки тому +1

      Me too!!!

    • @Lightning4119
      @Lightning4119 2 роки тому +6

      The only shame is they didn't animate Bull waggling his eyebrows.

  • @GaymerJosh
    @GaymerJosh 8 років тому +787

    "don't top from the bottom"
    I.DIED

    • @Kratos8462
      @Kratos8462 8 років тому +18

      Fuck I just got this joke

    • @perfectprefect15
      @perfectprefect15 4 роки тому +2

      Loved this one i had to rewind it several times

  • @kathleenmms
    @kathleenmms 9 років тому +813

    "This is a way for us to come together." I died.

    • @widowmakerssucculentleftnu6411
      @widowmakerssucculentleftnu6411 9 років тому +12

      Loving the videos videos keep up the masterwork

    • @MonumentToSin
      @MonumentToSin 7 років тому +39

      "Cause...... Yeaaahhhhh" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @marquessman
      @marquessman 5 років тому +1

      I believe the spelling should be, cum, in this instance. lol

  • @gatogato3748
    @gatogato3748 9 років тому +1163

    "Watch where you point that thing"
    "Dirty"

  • @perkidanman
    @perkidanman 9 років тому +550

    Bull: "I'm hoping we're good for each other."
    Aaaaw.

  • @adamhunter1223
    @adamhunter1223 9 років тому +828

    "Eh, depends on how much rest the tree's had." Fucking brilliant. Whoever wrote this romance was really on the ball that day.

    • @Magical_Flower95
      @Magical_Flower95 8 років тому +8

      I really thought I was the only one that caught that

    • @etherne3196
      @etherne3196 8 років тому +47

      +Ryan Rognas Im gonna sounds like an idiot but, I didn't get that part? Like yes its all sexual banter but what does this part mean exactly?

    • @red99Baron
      @red99Baron 8 років тому +33

      +Ether Ne Listen to it again and pretend Sera is kneeling, ear upon the door to Iron bulls private room, listening to Bull and Dorian going at it.

    • @etherne3196
      @etherne3196 8 років тому +20

      red99Baron
      Well shit, thats hysterical.

    • @amandanies3174
      @amandanies3174 6 років тому +28

      Seconded. Whoever wrote any of the romance banter between companions was having a lot of fun. Maybe there was more than one writer, depending on the companion they were assigned to. That would've really been fun.

  • @markrooker3165
    @markrooker3165 9 років тому +1024

    I. Would. Conquer. You.
    Greatest line ever.

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 2 роки тому +6

      And coming from a guy like Freddie Prinze Jr. makes it all the more entertaining!

    • @OfficialTaj
      @OfficialTaj Рік тому +7

      Dorian's getting pounded

    • @burnedpotatoes720
      @burnedpotatoes720 9 місяців тому +1

      Me: *dirty laughter*

  • @widowmakerssucculentleftnu6411
    @widowmakerssucculentleftnu6411 9 років тому +375

    "Passion leaves your fingers sore from clawing at the sheets" Wowww

  • @isbammoi3358
    @isbammoi3358 6 років тому +474

    DORIAN IS ALL TOUGH CHARISMA CHARM ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT A FLUFF MARSHMALLOW AT THE VERY CORE.
    GOODNESS I LOVE THAT BOY

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 4 роки тому +33

      So is Bull tbh. Every possible force in Thedas (the Qun, everyone else's stereotypes about Qunari, SEHERON) have tried to shape Bull in to little more than a mindless weapon, but he manages to work within that role to become a protector of a band of stray teenagers, almost like a big brother to a "demon" (Cole), *and* the potential lover of an actual Tevinter magister. His biggest fear about leaving the Qun is that he'll go "savage" and hurt people. Also his favorite color is pink 😊

    • @silasznh5999
      @silasznh5999 4 роки тому +8

      You mean "makers sake I love that man" wErE nOt BaRbArIaNs

  • @crownvetch92
    @crownvetch92 8 років тому +477

    'You could at least have had the courtesy to use the bedposts"
    Good one Bioware, good one.

    • @Jhertzog83
      @Jhertzog83 6 років тому +23

      Don't top from the bottom.

  • @belias360
    @belias360 9 років тому +216

    I love how in the beginning, he is just SOOO thirsty for Dorian, lol

  • @user-cb9ey5gw8d
    @user-cb9ey5gw8d 7 років тому +520

    Let's talk about the elephant in the room... How is Dorian still walking after 'last night'?

  • @Arlathos
    @Arlathos 7 років тому +413

    Ugh its such a shame you can't be in a polyamourous relationship with them two! It's unfair to make my inquisitor choose between them, why can't he just be between them instead? 😂

    • @Fab4Sunrises
      @Fab4Sunrises 2 роки тому +21

      The Inquisitor has two hands!!!!

    • @nicolasnamed
      @nicolasnamed 2 роки тому +41

      @@Fab4Sunrises So about that.....

  • @michalshukrun9760
    @michalshukrun9760 9 років тому +172

    I looked online to see what 'Vishante kaffas' means...
    it means 'you shit on my tongue'...

    • @catfire3161
      @catfire3161 8 років тому +47

      +Michal Shukrun (MickyLuck) Amusingly Dorian actually has a conversation with Sera where he says this as the literal translation as well, she of course finds it hilarious.

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 7 років тому +260

    I want a romance like this in the next game. Rivalmance to eventual romance. Teasing, arguing, aggression, denial and then... BAM.

  • @hrafni
    @hrafni 8 років тому +248

    "Don't top from the bottom" - Iron Bull

  • @ForeverAnimation1
    @ForeverAnimation1 9 років тому +281

    As soon as sera started teasing them I burst out laughing.
    "I'm not sure which is worse. The mockery, or the accuracy of it!"

  • @shiron90
    @shiron90 8 років тому +1163

    A qunari and a Tev together.
    I love you Bioware.

    • @Shadybish
      @Shadybish 8 років тому +13

      uh... does this mean that qunari and tevinter will have peace if they see this, or will they hate eachother even more?

    • @shiron90
      @shiron90 8 років тому +6

      NAPSTALOOK THE GHOST
      Don't know, Bioware is unpredictable.

    • @Magpie5yndrome
      @Magpie5yndrome 8 років тому +17

      Considering the only way for them to stay together is if Bull becomes Tal-Vashoth (chooses to save the Chargers), I don't think the Qun will give a fig if they're together. Tevinter on the other hand... Eh. Maevaris has Dorian's back. But they're both walking scandals already in Tevinter.

    • @TheDanishCatLover
      @TheDanishCatLover 7 років тому +5

      Honestly, I want to avoid them getting together. I'm too badly in love with Dorian! :PP I'll be getting rid of Bull one way or another when playing as a female character; he CANNOT take my man! Seriously!

    • @Maneyax
      @Maneyax 7 років тому +2

      YALL CAN BACK UP BECAUSE DORIAN IS MINEE!!!!!!

  • @blastjarna7521
    @blastjarna7521 7 років тому +190

    "Please, stop helping the dwarf!" First Aveline now Dorian, nobody is save from Varric xD

    • @spalenzagabriel
      @spalenzagabriel 3 роки тому +4

      He’s more dangerous with a pen in hand then with Bianca. Just look at what he did with Cassandra using his worst novel.

    • @ricepatty5258
      @ricepatty5258 3 роки тому +3

      If Varric could manage to make Cassandra fall in love with a romance serial that he considered to be his worst serial series, he could probably make something JUICY about Bull and Dorian...though nothing too raunchy, because as Varric himself said, "I'd usually describe a fireplace by now."

    • @spalenzagabriel
      @spalenzagabriel 3 роки тому +1

      @@ricepatty5258 exactly, imagine the drama of a romance between a qunari and a tevinter in Varric’s hands. Even if he used just a fraction of the original material people would lose their minds

    • @karandullet380
      @karandullet380 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@spalenzagabrielI can already see him doing an evil laugh while he writes it

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 5 місяців тому

      Varric be like: WRITE IT DOWN! WRITE IT DOWN!

  • @vulgarjack
    @vulgarjack 9 років тому +320

    Also known as the ADORABULL pairing. It works out I guess.

  • @rebekahj9085
    @rebekahj9085 9 років тому +199

    "'Cause, yeaaahhh."

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 8 років тому +157

    DORIAN FANCIES FERELDEN BEER?!

  • @elfosexy
    @elfosexy 2 роки тому +97

    dorian when you romance him: suave, smooth flirting, "how bad does the inquisitor wants to be..."
    dorian with the iron bull: groans, curses, screams, stutters, frustrated, vishante kaffas, grrrrr

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 6 місяців тому +2

      We know who bottoms in THAT relationship hehehe ;p

  • @NightQueen01
    @NightQueen01 9 років тому +502

    I love how he'll stick around for Bull in the end but not the Inquisitor WTF Dorian.

    • @Keysora
      @Keysora 9 років тому +127

      PrincessAnime01 Whaaat? He can stick around for the Inquisitor if you choose the right dialogue options!

    • @NightQueen01
      @NightQueen01 9 років тому +23

      God dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Keysora
      @Keysora 9 років тому +106

      PrincessAnime01 He'll say "there's no you in Tevinter, what else matters?"

    • @crystalmath1059
      @crystalmath1059 9 років тому +31

      PrincessAnime01 haha he does stick around for you in the end
      ultimately he says he will eventually return to tevinter but he never actually does

    • @ZUV617
      @ZUV617 9 років тому +6

      PrincessAnime01 You have to be a male inquisitor doe

  • @moutray77
    @moutray77 8 років тому +890

    this is what the inquisitor romances was missing, rivalry, aggression, and passion. but instead all we can do is be a yes man to their lines, agreeing to their POV.

    • @toomanyschoolponies
      @toomanyschoolponies 5 років тому +84

      Beg to differ. My romance with Dorian has been interesting this play through. We keep disagreeing on a lot. Dorian is very naturally opinionated, and take him into the wrong situations and you WILL have a fight. He and my quizzie have strikingly different political views and it comes up remarkably often. I'm actually really drawn by their relationship.

    • @azraelselvmord3650
      @azraelselvmord3650 4 роки тому +26

      "Uh-huh, yes." "Sure" "We'll bang, ok?"

    • @Slenderirl
      @Slenderirl 4 роки тому +17

      You can romance and not agree lol I mean Cassandra didn't like that I support mages to be free. Ya just hating

    • @en4135
      @en4135 3 роки тому +11

      Doesn't the Iron Bull romance have him slam you against a wall at some point?

    • @johnwhittington2998
      @johnwhittington2998 Рік тому +1

      I was able to romance Cassandra as a Qunari Mage. I recruited the mages worked against the chantry and so on.

  • @LaranjaChannel
    @LaranjaChannel 8 років тому +251

    They're both always on my team! OMG, I have heard some of these already but I can't wait to hear the others! :D Like, there you're focused on closing rifts, trying to save the world and shit and these two decide to add fire to their unresolved sexual conflict. My Inquisitor and Cassandra (always on my team too) remain there as third wheels. I love this game!

  • @user-oo8oj1hl8k
    @user-oo8oj1hl8k 7 років тому +214

    So,
    Dorian and Bull,
    Cole and the tavern bard,
    Blackwall and Josephine...
    Solas and Solas.

    • @maryblack9691
      @maryblack9691 3 роки тому +2

      PLEASE 😃✋ too accurate

    • @sarcolaniar1762
      @sarcolaniar1762 3 роки тому +8

      Sera and Dagna

    • @SandyTheTryhard
      @SandyTheTryhard 3 роки тому +2

      i thought it was krem and the bard have i missed setting my boy up???

    • @sarcolaniar1762
      @sarcolaniar1762 3 роки тому +7

      @@SandyTheTryhard if you make Cole more human he gets with Maryden, if you make him more spirit he sort of sets up Krem and Maryden together

    • @SandyTheTryhard
      @SandyTheTryhard 3 роки тому +1

      @@sarcolaniar1762 Ah i always choose spirit so that explains that xD what do you choose friend?

  • @Kyra-qn3nh
    @Kyra-qn3nh 2 роки тому +19

    I love how Dorian says it was originally an ill-considered night after drinking, when they smashed a whole THREE TIMES their first night together XD you lose those excuses after the second time, babe.

  • @MsWaifu
    @MsWaifu 9 років тому +335

    THREE TIMES!!!

    • @azabache6058
      @azabache6058 8 років тому +107

      there really needed to be a high five option at that moment

    • @OneWingedHoneybee
      @OneWingedHoneybee 8 років тому +26

      +Miguel Flores lmao I would love that, or a fist bump. Would Dorian disapprove?

  • @ilyaakadishtungha7337
    @ilyaakadishtungha7337 8 років тому +401

    Dorian is a tsundere waifu

  • @niallragnarsson
    @niallragnarsson 6 років тому +49

    'Whatever differences Dorian and I have, this is a way for us to *come* together."
    I'm dying

  • @Emile.gorgonZola
    @Emile.gorgonZola 8 років тому +82

    "is that not where we're going?? LOL

  • @BrasorWind
    @BrasorWind 8 років тому +127

    My godness, Dorian is such a tsundere

  • @Meacharn1
    @Meacharn1 8 років тому +53

    HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!
    This has to be some of the best banter in the game and i never knew about it.

    • @RazorBMWblacklist1
      @RazorBMWblacklist1 8 років тому +4

      why haven't i heard any of this? ive had them in my party since i got them in the inquisition.

  • @heatherwind
    @heatherwind 8 років тому +77

    I absolutely loved this pairing -- the dialogue was fabulous ("Don't Top from the Bottom" just killed me)! If my Inquisitor didn't romance either of them, I *had* to make sure they hooked up.

  • @trinityprothro1598
    @trinityprothro1598 8 років тому +74

    Just imagine the Inquisitor having to listen to them go into great detail about their bedroom adventures. XD

    • @karandullet380
      @karandullet380 10 місяців тому

      Yup while also fighting a giant I pretty sure he wants say "GUYS FOCUS!!!!!!"

  • @gabthegreat01
    @gabthegreat01 7 років тому +25

    "Too hard! - WHAM! - Too fast! - WHAM! - Leaves!! - SPLAT! -"
    That killed me!! omfg!!

  • @geneamichael2068
    @geneamichael2068 9 років тому +43

    "Don't top from the bottom." Best line right there.

  • @darkflame728
    @darkflame728 8 років тому +31

    Anyone else notice that Dorian was wearing red throughout this? Looks like someone was more eager for The Bull than they let on. ;)

  • @GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo
    @GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo 6 років тому +124

    Dorian, Sera (My Adaar's gf), and Iron Bull are always in my party. I can imagine Dorian and Iron Bull argueing over something and asking for Buckles and Sera's opinion or they discuss something and Sera drags Buckles into that mess. Gays saving Thedas, closing rifts, and defeating Corifypenis! In love! How romantic.

  • @Gerroditus
    @Gerroditus 9 років тому +41

    You gotta love the final scene with the Inquisitor chatting with Dorian about why he's staying. I gotta admit that when I saw the Bull homosexual encounter was so S&M oriented I was worried they were going to make some weird stereotype from it, but those two are consensual and healthy at it as could be hoped for. I think it's a better dynamic than even with the Inquisitor and Bull or the Inquisitor and Dorian, it was beautifully done.

  • @GeminiSucker
    @GeminiSucker 6 років тому +24

    "Would you rather have me bound and leashed?"
    "I'd buy you dinner first"

  • @FlightFS
    @FlightFS 9 років тому +57

    I'm glad you switched up the format for this banter video, to me its easier to listen to rather than a disembodied voice. Thank you!

  • @Weirdgirl213
    @Weirdgirl213 7 років тому +30

    It's like they jump the gun, and put the fanfic in the game.

  • @jessicakidd6370
    @jessicakidd6370 8 років тому +117

    Adoribull

  • @Fab4Sunrises
    @Fab4Sunrises 2 роки тому +9

    If Dorian’s ancestors are all buried in the same place, perhaps we could try powering a mill. Free energy for half of Tevinter as long as he and Bull keep having liaisons.

  • @LadyAzelas
    @LadyAzelas 9 років тому +35

    Don't top from the bottom! Oh God I lost it there.

  • @Nanamichanify
    @Nanamichanify 9 років тому +118

    Wow, gonna to need some time to stomach this pairing XD I mean, not like it's bad or anything... just ... surprising XD
    "He got so excited he set the courtains on fire." ... I wonder if Dorian would do that with my Inquisitor? XD I'd love to see that...

    • @Baliturbina
      @Baliturbina 8 років тому +8

      We certainly have some canon material for a fanfic ;)

  • @GeminiSucker
    @GeminiSucker 5 років тому +27

    I love this romance so much. Bull is absolutely enraptured by Dorian and Dorian just can't help but love the burly beast. Both of them have been hurt through their lives and yet they just fell for each other. This is also a reason why I keep them on my team. I uh...could never romance one of them because i love them together so much. 💙

  • @KirbyChan
    @KirbyChan 8 років тому +91

    This romance is the best. I laugh and get giddy every time I watch it. I didn't know a qunari and a tevinter together could be this amazing.

  • @taichiquangenius
    @taichiquangenius 8 років тому +19

    "Hey, don't top from the bottom." Best line I've ever heard.

  • @elliesurvivor7349
    @elliesurvivor7349 7 років тому +36

    Too high! WHAM Too fast! WHAM LEEAAVES!!! WHAM!! SPLAT!!!

  • @QuaziPhantom
    @QuaziPhantom 3 роки тому +8

    That Varric banter caught me off guard “Hey, don’t top from the bottom...”
    It’s taking forever for there banter to kick in for me but it’s worth it if I can just hear that one line

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 9 років тому +36

    "It's not where we're going?"
    "Most certainly not!"
    Oh, Why?! :(

  • @customshepard7954
    @customshepard7954 4 роки тому +15

    Varrick is definitely writing a book about those two

  • @Emsicle3D
    @Emsicle3D 9 років тому +65

    The Varric one is the best

  • @ShirahFlys
    @ShirahFlys 9 років тому +31

    "'Cuz.. yeaaahhhh" LMAO

  • @katmcgee8567
    @katmcgee8567 8 років тому +92

    5:30 - 5:41 Had me rolling on the floor LOLXD

    • @Tstormer
      @Tstormer 8 років тому +7

      oh shit that part I choked i literally choked

    • @tranquilmagister8481
      @tranquilmagister8481 8 років тому +9

      yeah....

    • @deathrider594
      @deathrider594 8 років тому +2

      the cringe is real

    • @BLCJ123
      @BLCJ123 7 років тому +4

      I laughed so hard I inhaled my hair and started choking on it

  • @azraelselvmord3650
    @azraelselvmord3650 4 роки тому +10

    Bull, Sera and Dorian are my favorite for banter in the party. They might lack group synergy, but damn is it worth it.

  • @xxMiraclesMay
    @xxMiraclesMay 6 років тому +49

    "Whatever differences Dorian and I have, this is a way for us to come together. ...You get it, because... Yyyyeeeeah. B)"

  • @red99Baron
    @red99Baron 8 років тому +23

    "This is a way for Dorian and i to come together"

  • @kylacaspersen
    @kylacaspersen 7 років тому +30

    This is so hilarious. Two of my favorite "power-team" hooking up. So effing cute! I say "power-team" because when I go out to thrash shit in the world, I primarily take Dorian, Sera, and Iron Bull or Blackwall. That guy's Champion class is SICK. :) Anyway, I love how this Bull/Dorian romance forms if you don't start a relationship with either of them.

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 5 років тому +10

    I love Sera XD "leaves, *SPLAT!!!"

  • @dune3001
    @dune3001 9 років тому +80

    their romance was sooooo cute! and it's awesome of the dev to have included it, it's pretty rare that potential romantic NPC to get together if you don't pursue them. actually, i take that back...i've never played another game where it happened :D

    • @idamork2369
      @idamork2369 9 років тому +8

      Dragon Age 2 does the same thing with Fenris and Isabella, if I'm not mistaken

    • @dune3001
      @dune3001 9 років тому +1

      Ida Mörk oh, i haven't gotten to that point in DA2 :))) now i have something to look forward to.

    • @Enallorai
      @Enallorai 5 років тому +5

      Tali and Garrus in ME 3, if you don't romance either of them

    • @yup6335
      @yup6335 4 роки тому +2

      So what I'm reading is that BioWare has the best romances

  • @liddolwiddol
    @liddolwiddol 9 років тому +151

    *politely taps mike at the national dorianbull convention*
    *doesn't say anything just moans for a bit and faints*

  • @Lyndonmaman
    @Lyndonmaman Рік тому +1

    "Don't top from the bottom." Go ahead and add that to my lexicon.

  • @erinshipinski7332
    @erinshipinski7332 6 років тому +12

    Whenever i hear these im like "don't worry doriam. The sexual frustration will end eventually"

  • @imonyafood721
    @imonyafood721 7 років тому +16

    the greatest thing to grace the Internet. ps I like way the other characters start a romance with other characters if you don't knock boots with them first.

  • @MrsSergeantBarnes
    @MrsSergeantBarnes 9 років тому +9

    They're just so freaking perfect for each other!

  • @leestephens9365
    @leestephens9365 7 років тому +10

    They're seriously the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life. Oh My God.

  • @minar6502
    @minar6502 6 років тому +13

    I just realized I never had them both in my party, together. ; - ;
    Even after 100+ hours of playing. Omg, I feel like I have missed so much.

  • @SisterTheohild
    @SisterTheohild 8 років тому +15

    "Ohhh the shame Dorian!"
    xD

  • @ankhanon4913
    @ankhanon4913 9 років тому +8

    "Awww, you're happy!"

  • @caseysays20
    @caseysays20 9 років тому +19

    Omg sera's laugh XD

  • @chickendanner4087
    @chickendanner4087 8 років тому +14

    Not gonna lie...that was awesome. Games need more stuff like this

  • @lafken2
    @lafken2 9 років тому +11

    I completely lost it it Varric's banter

  • @maryblack9691
    @maryblack9691 3 роки тому +5

    Bioware knew exactly what they were doing
    So much love- *passion* put into their relationship

  • @Anukii
    @Anukii 6 років тому +14

    OH MY GOD, LMAOOOOOO~ I have never had the opportunity to hear this thanks to immediately gunning for The Iron Bull. In a way, I'm kind of jealous! Bull turned a straight up antagonistic acquaintance and turned it into something more through profuse flirting and flustering of Dorian.
    Can my Inquisitor get that too?! LMAO! But really, flirting with The Iron Bull is like flirting with a wall until he FIIIINALLY reciprocates by appearing on your bed mid-way in the game saying "I got the hints" basically throwing water on whatever mutual fire you're trying to cultivate. BORING!
    1:24 had me BOTHERED!

  • @shykasumi5
    @shykasumi5 6 років тому +9

    Wow, 12 seconds in and Dorian already talked about 'bind to a leash'...

  • @danielwisniewski6962
    @danielwisniewski6962 Рік тому +2

    "Don't top from the bottom."
    I am absolutely dead.

  • @Katzykeens
    @Katzykeens 9 років тому +33

    Ohhhh I ship this now

    • @Emsicle3D
      @Emsicle3D 9 років тому +2

      Saaame.
      I screamed several times.

    • @Katzykeens
      @Katzykeens 9 років тому

      Captain Complicated It's too perfect ;3;

    • @Emsicle3D
      @Emsicle3D 9 років тому

      I knooow.
      I've also used 'Vishante Kafas' already.

  • @harukahoshino
    @harukahoshino 5 років тому +6

    "DON'T TOP FROM THE BOTTOM"!!!! BEST.LINE.EVER!

  • @thunder-inactive-account5102
    @thunder-inactive-account5102 6 років тому +6

    I am romancing Dorian right now and this is so new to me-

  • @DreamsInWild
    @DreamsInWild 8 років тому +4

    "Don't top from the bottom." LOL!!!!! I freaking lost it xD

  • @I_AM_NUM_3
    @I_AM_NUM_3 7 років тому +8

    Sera's laugh though...

  • @aaraasshatter6303
    @aaraasshatter6303 8 років тому +32

    Awwwwwww, Dorian is a bitchy bottom! So fucking CUTE! *hugs for everyone who wants one*

  • @ZayabelDraga13
    @ZayabelDraga13 4 роки тому +2

    "you get it? Cuz yeaaaah"

  • @teakonorth4393
    @teakonorth4393 9 років тому +42

    so much love...

  • @shawn3xxx
    @shawn3xxx 9 років тому +21

    I would ship them more if I was not so jelouse. IB is mine Dorian back off. XD

  • @seijitheicedrake9487
    @seijitheicedrake9487 5 років тому +8

    *meanwhile in my game*
    Me: TALK DAMNIT!!!

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 5 років тому +2

      *meanwhile in my game*
      They never shut up xD
      I was raiding those tombs where you need those skull shards and while fighting some ultra demon Dorian and Bull had that "Watch where you point that thing!" banter...

  • @nightrider_
    @nightrider_ Рік тому +1

    You know Varric will be writing about the epic passion to romance of a tevinter mage and an ex-ben-hassrath in his next book.

  • @fatboykissing
    @fatboykissing 7 років тому +10

    When you love The Iron Bull but your son's happiness means more to you 😭 I'm sorry Dorian, my Son my bby boy I WILL NEVER FLIRT WITH BULL AGAIN

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 3 роки тому

      See, Dorian to me is that guy you know you want but feel like he'd reject you. Cole is my son. So glad they didn't try to make him a romance, because he is to be protected at all costs.

  • @dankohdirect
    @dankohdirect 3 роки тому +4

    Wow!! I had no idea they had such a well-developed romance!!

  • @dadkwashere
    @dadkwashere 7 років тому +2

    "You get it? Cuz yeaaah."

  • @ChocKsic
    @ChocKsic 9 років тому +6

    This made me fight back a smile all day because....you know....yeeeeeaaaahh

  • @valka_arialitan
    @valka_arialitan 3 роки тому +1

    they're so chaotic omg
    I LOVE THAT ENERGY LMFAO