Uprooted Ep. 3 | We Need a Montage | Funny D&D Mini Campaign
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i feel like if you threw a blanket over bitsy’s head she would immediately fall asleep like how conservationists relocate birds
That would be hilarious 😂
The way I screamed after reading this comment 😂. Probably added +5 years to my life after that laugh. Thank you.
This is canon now, I don’t care what anyone else says lmao
That's so cute 😭
"Oh shit is is night time already? Well, g'night!"
Booker having to fight back the insanity every few seconds is giving me life.
Everyone else is rolling initiative meanwhile booker is rolling will saves, trying to fight off the Various Traumatic experiences he picked up on the adventures.
Okay everyone let’s fight these guys! Meanwhile Booker: THE VOICES, THE VOICES!
Frothing at the mouth holding back the voices
Except when money is involved
Torbek to the straight man, props to Andy.
"Before taxes......." BEFORE TA- TAXES!?!?!!?? I think Booker just went rabid cuz that was some bullshit from that ram😂
That part got too real lol
Even Booker knows "Taxation is Theft" 😂
Booker earlier: I'd prefer to this ends with no bodies and us getting 5,000 gold
Booker when he didn't get the 5,000 gold: I am going to burn this entire clearing to the ground!
As he should
It ended in bodies and 500 gold, he gets to be mad says I
1:15:00 I love when his reaction to the rabbit kid.
He said he "preferred" just getting the money; they forced his paw by messing with his money.
@@welcometochiles6156before taxes
I love how canonically Bitsy has no idea lemon juice comes from lemons but knows that lemonade comes from lemons 😂
Well duh lemon juice does not come from lemons lemonade does
@@Jackson-kn5hf Where does lemon juice come from?
@@jemitysfilms lemonade
@@Jackson-kn5hf I see.
I admit. I'm slightly disappointed that Mikey would mention that an opossum is among the corpses and they didn't do a bit where it sits up screaming once Bitsy pokes it because it was playing dead.
This would be HILARIOUS
That's what I expected too
You can poke them alot and they will only play deader.
40 minutes in, and Bitsy is Commiting Hannibal Lector style arts and crafts, and volunteers to stab Grumley. All while Booker is going to have the most nightmarish day after his life after another.
I love the image of Bitsy harassing a peaceful family in the middle of the restaurant, insulting them for their eating habits then being drag away by Booker and Grumley before she commits a murder.
Seconds? Really?
"bye big fucker!" bitsy makes me fucking scream every episode
Bitsy is a National Treasure.
Possibly a National Terror too after the "Arts & Crafts" incident though...
That caught me really off guard when I heard it. 1:59:13
What makes it funnier is I think she wasn't insulting him, she genuinely mispronounced Big Clucker's name in her usual oblivious manner.
*bitsy stands covered in cold stew waiting to be cleaned by Benji the bear for like an hour*
Benji: I like stew.
Bitsy *being cleaned* FUCKING FINALLY.
I love that Andy played the banjo 🪕 it really brought the immersion to another level.
Yeah, me too! I had no idea. When I heard it, I looked up and saw him playing and was impressed!
Andy is making it SO HARD for me to NOT hav3 a crush jeeeeeez!!!
Bitsy's arts and craft skills are horrifically hilarious. I'd expect nothing less from a sweet violent little mouse
I love these three so much. Booker kills it as the horrified straight man in this mess, Grumley is the best damn knight I've ever seen, I would die for him, and Bitsy is the best character I've ever seen in anything ever. Horrifying and hilarious.
This episode could be called Booker and the terrible horrible no good very bad day
Booker having a crisis and being on the verge of a mental breakdown every 10 minutes is hilarious
Grumley is an EXCELLENT knight! Brave and noble! Ready to square up for his friends. That's what knighthood is about.
🐻"Do you have Lemonade?"
🦝"Not on me. No."
🐻"Oh."(sad)
🦝"But maybe we can bring you some back!"
🐻"Oh!"(happy)
🦝"Don't get your hopes up."
🐻"Oh."(sad)
🐭"I got a lemon right here!"
🐻"Oh!"(happy)
Had me rolling!😂😂
Fucking love the use of emojis here
Is there a time stamp?? I listen to these at work but end up missing a lot of the bits 😢
@@ffobsessionFound it! 35:08
@@yosefzanerva806 thank you!!!!
I love that Grumley doesn't have two thoughts about getting beat up to make the story more convincing. Zero hesitation, he almost sounds excited
My headcanon is grumley is just Gricko shapeshifted into a pug. I know the two are brothers but sometimes when he talks I just hear Gricko lol
@@jriddleeleven the accent sounds different to me
@@A-Microwave I think Grumley sounds a bit more gruff than Gricko
What in the random banjo lmfao I love how Andy just like nonchalantly pulled it out and started playing. I've always been a fan of the banjo lmfao
I think watching wander over yonder as a kid was what engrained a love of banjos in me, and I got so excited when Andy brought it out
It was a banjo moment
Didn't expect Bitsy to be a psychopath, thought she was just weird and random
I guess this is what happens when the responsibile player (Derek) doesn't have to be the responsible player.
None of these guys is ever what we expect, let's be honest.
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainmentis Derek the responsible one? He's kinda a chaos goblin.
I love how before the fire incident Booker is very confident and collected and knows how to lead without panicking but as soon as the fire accident happened becomes paranoid and traumatized
"It's so fun playing an idiot" - Derek
Coincidentally, I was at that exact moment the moment I read your comment. 2:00:25
@@beauwalker9820
Yeah me too, what the heck is going on?
As someone who plays a character that is straight up an idiot, I feel this in my bones.
Andy pulling a banjo out of absolutely nowhere gives me infinite joy. I love this content and the colossal amount of nonsense chaos that flashes into heartwrending soul-destroying grief on the flip of a coin. I can't wait for Uprooted to Witchlight 41 me
I love that Booker is a conman but so far he's got the biggest heart. Everyone else is thinking of Shenanigans and poor Booker is like "BUT THE CONSEQUENCES! I WANNA SCAM PEOPLE, NOT MURDER THEM!"
I love how, in pretending to have fought a bear, grumley got messed up just as bad as if they did it fr
"why did you volunteer to DO that?!"
-Booker
Good to know Mikey is as chaotic a DM as he is a player.
"How typical of duck is a stock?" Thats absolutely unhinged behavior from the dm and im loving it
When I first started watching I really thought Booker was gonna be the heartless character who is willing to harm others at his expense and was pleasantly surprised to see that this guy has a lot more morals than the rest of the group and is basically a walking ball of anxiety lol. He still is willing to steal from others for his own gain but he doesn’t want to hurt people or fight as a first resort. I just love the character so much
Also Andy playing the Banjo is such an in character thing for him
I love that this insanity goes down with constant banjo music in the background
"This isn't valium at all, this is diazepam!" Underappreciated Bitsy gag thankyou Derek 😅
Someone watched emisis blue
the town crier drives an ambulance into a light post and dies instantly
"Well we need you to cook the tastiest meal for a very important person. To prepare, drink this hothot coffee and destroy your pallet."
Came for Bitsy, stayed for Pugsly
The true knight in shining armor we love.
I agree with this emoji 🥚
He let it slide once. His name is Grumley a PUG Knight
Booker going batshit over the kid calling him crazy made me SCREAM i saw it happening so clearly 😭😭😭 i love you guys so much LMAOO
"There are always more peasants for you to steal from, always keep that in mind"
"AFTER TAXES" I think we can all agree this was more terrifying than the bear-barian
That many taxes is deserving of a winning ghost story.
bar-bearian?
I loved Andy as Torbek, but now seeing him in the limelight as a character, I have a whole new level of respect for his acting/improv abilities!
I kinda hope that Peggy truly turns out to be the creator of their universe, like it's the whole ''crazy person thinks they're god'' trope but instead they actually ARE god.
They could spin that in many ways and i think that it'd be pretty funny.
-dungeon master swap-
_Homestuck intensifies_
"Caboose is god!?! Well shit!"
@@shilohmagic7173she sucks though
@@morelock177 get sterilized it’s not too late
The scene where Grumly gets cut reminded me of a quote from edge of midnight, "I somehow missed a stationary horse that wants to die."
Not sure if I quoted that right.
Wait, andy is legit playing banjo!!
Right!!!
Legit just spit all over myself 1:18:25 "I'LL TURN YOU INTO SOUP!" Was not expecting that from Bitsy and it was amazing hahaha
The image of a pug going up against a bear to save his racoon buddy is awesome 😂
I hope these parts get an animation where Booker finally loses it. 1:13:41 1:15:02
Maybe Big Clucker's store too, especially Bitsy's bit.
Forever grateful they gave this campaign to us plebes on YT, thank you 🙏🏻
I was waiting for big clucker's general store to be run by the chicken that ran away with Nestors heart
Booker is not having a good day 😂
Only got a fraction of the reward money and ends up spending it all for the plan
Im genuinely so impressed with this episode, the fact Andy pulled out a banjo and actually started playing it shocked me. Also this episode is just so fucking hilarious
I feel Bitsy would wait for a stop sign to change
Bitsy has two brain cells that are both fighting for third place. 😂
And losing
34:02 Ahhh! Derek figured it out! He realized a way he could get Bitsy to say helpful things and still have her be chaotic stupid! Wonderful to see.
And should have called the store Big Mother Clucker's.
i love how booker is the one being paranoid when grumley is literally stabbed by a herbalist in the liver
"I'm good at crafts!"
...such an innocent sentence once upon a time...
It was innocent once upon a witch light hour
I love that Bitsey has so much confidence, it's classic village idiot characterization and I'm here for it.
"I'm real fast!"
me noticing Hazel and Peggy missing, also me : "What did Bitsy do to them?...." (Horror music chime)
They disagreed about lemons, and lemon juice.
Well yeah, they were talking about how you get one from the other, and once you get it, the other ceases to exist. I don’t know about you, but if you squeezed a lemon and lemon juice came out, I just wouldn’t believe it!
What actually happened though
@@kaydenwalker3696I guess they just couldn't make it, Mikey said both of them ran when the guards came and got arrested on the other side of the forest so their prison break got expanded past the fox girl and her friends
@@blternative yeah, probably
Please tell me I’m not the only one who immediately caught that Benji + Keziah was a nod to Banjo Kazooie??? 😭
Benji (bear)
Keziah (red bird, friend of Benji)
Benji referring to the honeycomb as “dollars” and the honey comb is life points in Banjo Kazooie…
You son of a b! I didn't catch it!
Bisty is like an old lady with dementia 😂❤ so innocent.
Maybe she is, or she could be young and weird.
Shes both
Bitsy enthusiastically volunteering to maim Grumley with the bear tooth
bitsy squeezed the lemon to get lemon juice out of it! character development! off-screen character development, though… probably.
What no, it was lemonade
Nestor, in my imagination, is a weird amalgamation of the drunken goose, Uncle Waldo, from the Aristocats and Chuckles the clown haha
To me he’s a mix of chuckles and choose goose from adventure time
@@joshualopez8690
Unfortunately, I didn't watch Adventure Time lol BUT I did look him up and I could see it. However, I don't believe that Nestor has his s*** together enough to speak almost exclusively in rhymes haha
UNCLE WALDO!! that’s exactly who he reminds me of too omfg
The mental image of mashing life tarantulas will forever live on in my nightmares. Bravo👏
Hey, it's Guy's Night!
They're just being ironic
It’s ironic!
BOOKER WAS FIGHTING DEMONS WITH THIS ONE!!💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️🔥🗣️
Bitsy was home schooled by herself, I'm convinced 😅
New drinking game, take a shot every time Mikey says "uhhh" 😂😂
Good in theory, but i don't want to die
Nestor didn't cook off the alcohol, or as is more common practice with strong spirits like bourbon simply burn it off by igniting it in the pan/pot with a lighter. The duck really is an alcky 4 life.
I love Nestor. I feel so bad for him.
Im listening to this while i work night shift.
I cant not picture nestor as a space clown.
My thoughts exactly
Nestor sounds more like Juice Goose to me.
Most of the voices Mikey does have a hint of chuckles hidden in them. Even the bear.
I really hope Inspector Jarvis begins a Javert like obsession to find the criminal mastermind Pug who commanded an army or organized criminals and brilliantly outwitted him in the most humiliating defeat of his life.
Human balloons? They definitely have the cartoon called “Tom and Jerry” about 2 brothers ,one shorter than the other, who fight constantly
Poor Nestor. He's gonna take the fall for this and probably be executed. There's no way he comes out unscathed after his meal drugs the Viceroy, allowing for the escape of some prime prisoners. And so soon after all his dreams finally came true, too... Poor, poor Nestor...
Dammit Derek, you immersing yourself into your characters are the best and always my favorite. Bitsy makes my tummy hurt from laughing so hard 😂this story reminds me of a fucked up Redwall story 😂😂😂
"I'LL TURN U INTO SOUP!!!! " new favorite line from bitsy will be useing it all the time
Of course Andy can play the banjo!! That was a hilarious reveal to pull out of seemingly nowhere
48:50 the cry in his voice as he says “oh no” at having to roll a perception check 😂
The fact that they have the same voices makes me think that Chuckles is just what Nestor from a darker timeline
I definitely didn't expect Andy to whip out and start playing an actual Banjo ❤ that's awesome
“ILL TURN YOU INTO S O U P” bitsy is my fucking favorite 😭😭😭
When coming to watch this you could've given me a million guesses but Andy pulling out a banjo was not one of them.
Have high hopes for this series! Liking this one. Need to watch the first two.
Series - - - > campaign
Check out Root, by them as well, more or less a continuation, only with a different mechanic system then the first dive into this world, all the same PC's plus the addition of Derek to the cast as Bitsy.
1:21:30 I finally found it!!!!!!! SECONDS THO! YOURE PLUMP ENOUGH!!!!
1:15:10 I forgot I had started the video the other night so this was jarring to say the least lol time to start from the beginning of this story
My favorite part.
For the sausage, since its mashed tarantulas you can do juniper berries to help bring out the meatiness of the meats!
Benji and Koziah... Bear and red bird...
Nope doesn't ring a bell.
Oh man, I can't believe I didn't get that. I loved that game as a kid.
Seems to be getting a recent surge of popularity as I saw Funko pops of it, and a Youtooz fugurine of it, as well.
@@beauwalker9820 ah yes, one of the few
Sorry if this is kinda spoiling the joke but I’m not American and I’m assuming this is a US joke, what is this referencing?
Nestor drinking the coffee with hot sauce, and I'm reminded of what Bitsy says in the shorts I've seen: "It means he can't enjoy spicy food either.... because only mammals are affected by capsaicin!"
1:59:04 Lost my shit at Bitsy's goodbye
It caught me off guard too, especially knowing Bitsy, she was genuinely mispronouncing it.
I hope the animator makes a short of this moment.
"I'm Bitsy, hiiiii...we're with the creator of the universe and we're gonna get 5000 gold pieces!"
Enough proof they're not Marquis at soldiers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also Andy playing the banjo? NOICE! 😃
Betsy, “we has 52 bottles of secret right here. Let’s Fucking GOOOOOO”
Bitsy is DEFINITELY a vibe. 😂😂
Bitsy makes my day every time I watch these videos 😂
Dude I'm watching this at 5 in the morning this better be good
Bitsy pulled a blood meridian with making a fake bear hide. Good Job Bitsy!
43:09 Booker’s very sincere and concerned sounding “what” is my favorite thing, I’m pretty sure he’s the only one with any brancells and they are MELTING in this group.
Oh God, Big Clucker sounds exactly like my old general manager from Cracker Barrel lmao.
Rickie's inability to not break character laughing after a few lines of dialogue is fantastic 😂
😱🤩It was bourbon? 🌟 IT'S A SIGN 🌟 🧑🍳🦆🍹
So basically d&d banjo and kazooie
That's a perfect way to describe this, except Banjo had some human and non-animal characters.
Me furiously searching for episode 4 and realizing i need to wait a full week for the next episode
These guys make dnd look like so much fun
If you find a good group to play with it is
"I don't wanna die covered in STEW!", Bitsey really gets to the bottom of the issues at hand. 😂
When Grumley is shaving the bear it made me think of the bear at the end of The Great Outdoors lol
I can't be the only one that noticed the combination of poison (drugs) and duck sauce (alcohol) are going to be consumed together.😅 ........ Wasn't the Vice Roy going to be eating 5 portions.😮 Oh no
I love the thought that bitsy had the only gas oven in all of the dimwood and left it on before fleeing Pottsville.
34:07 The fact that Bitsy thought so hard that she blacked out while maintaining consciousness for a second has me laughing way to hard right now
Whatever Grumley sees at 50:30 is just. The Nowhere King, from Centaurworld. In my mind.
"Elongated skull, massive horns, eyes glowing with anger."
Ueah man thats just the Nowhere King.
Or emperor Bellos
I love that Booker is just a normal bard sucked into this situation with these lunatics
This is my first time actually watching these guys outside of random DND shorts that pop up of the clown, but oooooh my god! Booker is fucking GREAT!!
Bitsy is one comment about her height away from cold-blooded murder at all times. Also I admire Derek's commitment to playing a dumb character even if it trips up the party sometimes
Arrived for Bitsy, stayed for Booker (hoping he sides w the resistance) & Bitsy