The Worst Cooking on Youtube

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2019
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  • @swizzler
    @swizzler 4 роки тому +13815

    When she says "and I'm cooking again" it's not an intro, it's a warning.

    • @blvalverde
      @blvalverde 4 роки тому +673

      She is legally obliged to tell you or else the constables show up and arrest her.

    • @theultimateracist3037
      @theultimateracist3037 4 роки тому +567

      It ain't even a warning, it's a fucking threat

    • @maiagates9130
      @maiagates9130 4 роки тому +151

      @@blvalverde or to not confuse the demons that she accidentally summons ocassionally

    • @andioop561
      @andioop561 4 роки тому +10

      What the fuck.

    • @HaiiKris
      @HaiiKris 4 роки тому +69

      I feel like she looks at the picture of the final product and just wings it

  • @oscarliljeby8182
    @oscarliljeby8182 4 роки тому +8036

    "it's raw AND burnt...." that's pretty impressive. Not gonna lie.

    • @bloodynoses9693
      @bloodynoses9693 4 роки тому +346

      some body i knew cooked salmon in a small toaster oven , smoke filled the room and and it was still mostly raw.

    • @128bitt6
      @128bitt6 4 роки тому +111

      It's funny how that is possible.

    • @julac136
      @julac136 4 роки тому +70

      somehow not the first time I've seen something like that. My brother never made eggs again

    • @lestatsgirlypop
      @lestatsgirlypop 4 роки тому +45

      Pretty impossible but VERY impressive regardless.

    • @spec7501
      @spec7501 4 роки тому +17

      How the actul f*** did you burn ice cream

  • @agnomymous2198
    @agnomymous2198 2 роки тому +5217

    I love that she keeps saying “this is how I was told to do it” like it’ll reduce her sentence in food hell

    • @ZuTheComCat
      @ZuTheComCat 2 роки тому +231

      She was just following the recipe's orders, it's culinary Nuremberg defense.

    • @GurreG
      @GurreG 2 роки тому +38

      Trying to defend herself xD even tho what she saw "was told so" wasn't real and she's in denial cuz that's what most people are like her.

    • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
      @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 2 роки тому +38

      Nah, she seems like the kind of person who would eagerly follow a recipe for peanut butter mayonnaise casserole. Whoever told her was probably giggling the whole time.

    • @waltuh11121
      @waltuh11121 2 роки тому +24

      The recipe was written in the Necronomicon

    • @adong1
      @adong1 2 роки тому +4

      Cackling at this comment

  • @kalebashdon
    @kalebashdon 2 роки тому +1611

    it's honestly impressive that she's able to make everything look so disgusting

    • @arybianca46
      @arybianca46 2 роки тому +25

      Have you seen the comments on her channel😂idk if they really like her food or just pitying her

    • @coolballer42
      @coolballer42 Рік тому +28

      She makes a 11 year old cook look like a five-michelin-star chef

    • @goldenhourss
      @goldenhourss Рік тому +1

      LMFAOOOO

    • @excusemetaylor4642
      @excusemetaylor4642 Рік тому +2

      🤣

    • @pikaa-si9ie
      @pikaa-si9ie Рік тому

      Honestly, it could be the camera lighting

  • @jacksonflood9344
    @jacksonflood9344 4 роки тому +5584

    She's like a cartoon characters mom who is a terrible cook but no one wants to hurt her feelings

  • @red55car
    @red55car 4 роки тому +4826

    Her son's stomach must be the strongest material on earth by now

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 роки тому +223

      Yeah I could make some good armor out of him

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 4 роки тому +193

      Hes probably buried in an unmarked grave by now.

    • @pyrozmbies9363
      @pyrozmbies9363 4 роки тому +121

      his stomach must be made of obsidian

    • @noctowlcactus394
      @noctowlcactus394 4 роки тому +30

      Her son are already dead at this point

    • @ramz3119
      @ramz3119 4 роки тому +40

      More like he's probably eaten the strongest materials on Earth by now LUL

  • @iggyeyebrows4521
    @iggyeyebrows4521 2 роки тому +717

    As someone who is British, I can confirm this is what we eat every day

  • @s_cabbage
    @s_cabbage Рік тому +148

    "They're still raw, and burnt"

  • @sparehead0755
    @sparehead0755 4 роки тому +29180

    her son’s immune system is just god tier by now

    • @slowed8394
      @slowed8394 4 роки тому +1627

      SpareHead07 he just took like 5 bites hell maybe even ate the whole raw spaghetti kabob and you can hear him crunching on the raw spaghetti and all say he says is “it’s a little raw”

    • @mariboyk4456
      @mariboyk4456 4 роки тому +1051

      The corona virus doesn't even faze him

    • @Onyxthefem
      @Onyxthefem 4 роки тому +556

      Celestial tier. Nothing can make him sick and nothing can kill him

    • @jorgelaman6200
      @jorgelaman6200 4 роки тому +183

      By all the shit he has been eating all his life i imagine

    • @dinamaruii1007
      @dinamaruii1007 4 роки тому +56

      Who needs vacation am I right

  • @Juzokinnie
    @Juzokinnie 2 роки тому +243

    The unfortunate thing is that Kay seems like a really nice woman who just lacks the ability to understand her cooking is not.

  • @steelsilence19
    @steelsilence19 2 роки тому +103

    The kids immune system is basically one punch man at this point 🤣

  • @fubbypeets7058
    @fubbypeets7058 3 роки тому +9786

    She's a horrendous cook, but she seems like a nice lady.

    • @annyjo1362
      @annyjo1362 3 роки тому +288

      I had same thought.

    • @danielsakuri4024
      @danielsakuri4024 3 роки тому +482

      Yeah feel bad for laughing

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 3 роки тому +603

      @@danielsakuri4024 nah not really. Sweet woman who’s an awful cook is a very common comedic trope for a reason

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 3 роки тому +251

      Idk she's torturing her son and everyone watching

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 3 роки тому +185

      I couldn't cook this bad if I was trying to for comedic purposes.

  • @dankdagank6006
    @dankdagank6006 4 роки тому +2114

    "Raw and burnt"
    Those two words don't belong in the same sentence let alone in a meal...

    • @djentrification1631
      @djentrification1631 4 роки тому +102

      And yet here we are...

    • @robertlizardi9544
      @robertlizardi9544 4 роки тому +20

      And sadly that is what happened

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 4 роки тому +7

      Climate change activist and Greta

    • @cjrstudios4100
      @cjrstudios4100 4 роки тому +13

      My ass is raw and burnt from eating her food

    • @deadsushi4287
      @deadsushi4287 4 роки тому +24

      "Haha, look at me, I'm putting politics in the comments, look at me, please"
      -@@breastmilkgaming

  • @sosoma32
    @sosoma32 Рік тому +45

    She turned cooking into arts and crafts.

  • @camfv
    @camfv Рік тому +301

    How tf did she somehow manage to fuck up a pre made beef Wellington 🤦🏽‍♂️💀

    • @camfv
      @camfv Рік тому +11

      @@velaikka yeah fr I wish I could be that 😭👏

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому +11

      @@camfv acceptance is the first step to success

  • @BigMuppa
    @BigMuppa 4 роки тому +6534

    "It's like watching an isis video for spaghetti"

  • @michaelt1760
    @michaelt1760 4 роки тому +15985

    She’s like howtobasic except it isn’t a joke

    • @TheClassicDoomGuy
      @TheClassicDoomGuy 4 роки тому +222

      Lol fuck off XD I'm dying

    • @tranxvillanueva1092
      @tranxvillanueva1092 4 роки тому +150

      @Hatake Kakashi joke is not real deadass

    • @eggnog9230
      @eggnog9230 4 роки тому +315

      Whether or not a joke is funny is entirely subjective, my dude.

    • @aleawarking6003
      @aleawarking6003 4 роки тому +12

      @@eggnog9230 and you cant take one

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 4 роки тому +56

      I dunno man, that crab curry HTB made that one time actually looked pretty good till MaxMoeFoe came in and slam dunked it into the 3rd circle of hell

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannni 2 місяці тому +31

    I live in the U.K. and I have a horror story from my childhood. I once got home from school to my mother's house and she wasn't home, she'd taken my brother to the dentist. One of the neighbours found out and told me I could wait at their house. There were kids roughly my age and above who lived there and the mum was cooking their evening meal. She also made some for me. I went into the kitchen and she's cooking fried eggs in the brown redundant fat that drips off meat in the grill pan. I got the food, had a mouthful or two of the food and was almost instantly sick. When my mum got home the neighbour told her all about it so I missed a meal that day as my mum thought I was ill even though I told her about the minging eggs.

  • @MagikRasputina
    @MagikRasputina Рік тому +49

    I know she’s not the best at making things look appealing, but I have to appreciate that she keeps going and trying despite the fact that I know she’s not being left the kindest comments. Gotta appreciate her spirit and perseverance.

    • @Duddy8822
      @Duddy8822 Рік тому +1

      No

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Duddy8822yes

    • @Duddy8822
      @Duddy8822 3 місяці тому +2

      @@fbidumbbee no

    • @varunlale9303
      @varunlale9303 2 місяці тому

      Appealing ❌
      Appalling ✅

    • @average.6079
      @average.6079 19 днів тому +2

      Yeah, people really shouldn't be posting really personal insults in her comments. She's not good at cooking, sure, but she isn't a bad person.

  • @Wet_Deer
    @Wet_Deer 4 роки тому +1132

    Imagine committing this war crime of a meal and then posting the evidence

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 4 роки тому +13

      I bet she has decided already to win the war so she can write the history with her as the protagonist. You will like her cooking or you will enjoy a long session of re-education. :)

    • @frank9302
      @frank9302 4 роки тому +3

      I was just following the orders of the recipe

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 4 роки тому +1

      It's good enough for captured terrorists.

    • @chriswainwright5070
      @chriswainwright5070 4 роки тому +1

      You are just jealous

  • @Godifathers
    @Godifathers 3 роки тому +14340

    "It's raw and burnt"
    Kay has broken the barrier between time and space.

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 3 роки тому +116

      I love this comment

    • @weebiron
      @weebiron 3 роки тому +153

      Haachamachama

    • @masonwhite3728
      @masonwhite3728 3 роки тому +238

      It’s actually not that hard to do, it happens when you cook at too high of a temperature

    • @hidungku2sisa340
      @hidungku2sisa340 3 роки тому +38

      @@weebiron i expect this comment

    • @stinkyrrat1854
      @stinkyrrat1854 3 роки тому +25

      @@hidungku2sisa340 haachama

  • @jupiterzombies
    @jupiterzombies 2 роки тому +36

    ive never laughed so hard without being high as when she dropped a bagel wrapped in plastic in hot water

    • @pinkkkkkkkkk
      @pinkkkkkkkkk 6 місяців тому +5

      I was high when I saw it and I literally laughed until I cried

    • @yamothaisaverynizlady
      @yamothaisaverynizlady 2 місяці тому +1

      @@pinkkkkkkkkk This is so weird, I'm high watching it right now. I guess it's not too much of a coincidence but I snorted for a while lol.

  • @helloiamtiredallthetime.631
    @helloiamtiredallthetime.631 2 роки тому +31

    Kay’s cooking is genuinely one of my favorite channels on UA-cam. She genuinely has improved over the years and I love her dedication. It’s so fucking funny I love her son’s reactions, but recently the son is not always in the videos. She’s so sweet as a person and I’m so grateful for her

    • @curtisyue182
      @curtisyue182 8 місяців тому +2

      For real. She's one of the best worst UA-cam cooks because she's genuinely humble and has a good personality.

  • @fauxwolf
    @fauxwolf 3 роки тому +3653

    Nothing was sadder then the hearing the pasta crunch in her son's mouth

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 2 роки тому +161

      Her son needs to make an ASMR channel of him eating his mother's cooking.

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 2 роки тому +145

      @@spiwolf6998 Unfortunately her son passed away 2 hours after eating those burnt crunchy spaghetti noodles so he can no longer make an ASMR channel

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 2 роки тому +53

      @@iWolfCupSwweeetyyy Food poisoning

    • @roopa.p
      @roopa.p 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @penguiscool2334
      @penguiscool2334 2 роки тому +63

      @@JayRain lol did you genuinely fool this man?

  • @nicolassmithcuprill443
    @nicolassmithcuprill443 3 роки тому +3494

    Imagine being an onion growing for 3 entire months out of the ground, thinking you’ll end up in like a Michelin starred restaurant just to end up in a one of these dishes.

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 3 роки тому +282

      The only time chopping an onion made the onion cry

    • @falloutfox2251
      @falloutfox2251 3 роки тому +61

      Imagine being an onion growing for 3 months and then ending up getting eaten by One Giant Onion

    • @amoebagaming9019
      @amoebagaming9019 3 роки тому +30

      @@falloutfox2251 that’s an honor

    • @theblueslimeboi
      @theblueslimeboi 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine being the cows tho

    • @oofley8346
      @oofley8346 3 роки тому +5

      *honeyon

  • @TheTrashAccount
    @TheTrashAccount Рік тому +46

    This is probably the most delicious British food ever cooked

  • @user-jt6rh8xy6n
    @user-jt6rh8xy6n 2 роки тому +32

    1:00 you can literally see the burnt part of the noodles. I genuinely can’t believe she tried to cook dry noodles in an oven.

  • @BoogieIRL
    @BoogieIRL 3 роки тому +4238

    She clearly wants to live by herself. Her son needs to move out.

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 3 роки тому +47

      How the f**k is this only getting it's first like? Lol

    • @bipolarbear9952
      @bipolarbear9952 3 роки тому +126

      Nah, he's too far gone at this point.

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 роки тому +16

      He might be a high schooler

    • @georgestanley657
      @georgestanley657 3 роки тому +272

      @@hotpikachu nah he looks like he is 30 years old and is a discord mod

    • @ianlanford6922
      @ianlanford6922 3 роки тому +22

      uncle roger said its child abuse lol

  • @colonelinfernal5004
    @colonelinfernal5004 4 роки тому +2864

    She's probably the only cook in the world to have ever given dough a yeast infection.

  • @quivel_m
    @quivel_m Рік тому +11

    love the part where the spaghetti was buried in various ingredients and went through severe necrosis

  • @_kataliste_
    @_kataliste_ 2 роки тому +62

    I find it fascinating that Kay manages to make any recipe look like a pile of dog shit, truly inspiring

  • @cospaws8810
    @cospaws8810 3 роки тому +2678

    Her ‘recipes’ are just real recipes run through google translate a few times.

    • @derkritiker1522
      @derkritiker1522 3 роки тому +33

      Even those are looking better. I recommend Brandon Ferris to watch the thing you described. It's chaotic, but not as bad as this.

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 3 роки тому +13

      @@derkritiker1522 I watch Brandon Ferris, that’s why it made me think of that lol. He somehow makes the things edible sometimes

    • @Villosa64
      @Villosa64 3 роки тому +6

      she translated australian to american to canadian then finally to british

    • @lallal
      @lallal 2 роки тому +2

      Love the profile pic!

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 2 роки тому +1

      @@lallal Thanks 😄

  • @Mr.SandmanInc
    @Mr.SandmanInc 4 роки тому +3050

    This looks like the thing spongebob ate that gave him the worst breath in the world.

  • @xlLEWISlx
    @xlLEWISlx 2 роки тому +63

    This is what Gordon Ramsey has to endure while under Itachi's genjutsu, he's tied up and is forced to watch all of these video's one thousand times over

    • @JammieIsTheOneYouLove
      @JammieIsTheOneYouLove 2 роки тому +1

      I really want to see her go on masterchef

    • @ajitsen6927
      @ajitsen6927 2 роки тому +1

      @@JammieIsTheOneYouLove Joe will probably try to body lift & dump her straight into the dustbin .
      Fail to even budge her an inch & then shove the bin upside down over her head !

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 Рік тому +17

    It's so wholesome when Charlie is laughing while Kay is also laughing. Like even she is in on this joke without realizing 😂

  • @ZekaVirus414
    @ZekaVirus414 4 роки тому +2739

    She’s created her own cuisine of cooking. These recipes are not from any known culture on this earth

  • @sillycheese301
    @sillycheese301 4 роки тому +31536

    This is what Gordon Ramsay sees in his sleep paralysis.

  • @mintbutspooky
    @mintbutspooky Рік тому +13

    I think its funny how she messed up the first batch of bagels with cold water, killing the yeast. But then she used boiling water, also killing the yeast.

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 Рік тому +3

    3:00 these quick cuts to the next stage are killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fubbypeets7058
    @fubbypeets7058 4 роки тому +2912

    Gordon Ramsay isn't even dead and he's already rolling in his grave.

    • @danmarctan7052
      @danmarctan7052 4 роки тому +13

      Omg nice one

    • @homoman2825
      @homoman2825 4 роки тому +9

      This comment is gonna be really depressing very soon

    • @fubbypeets7058
      @fubbypeets7058 4 роки тому +43

      @@homoman2825 Why? He isn't very old, he's only 53.

    • @JohnTronMusic
      @JohnTronMusic 4 роки тому +3

      he needs to react to that 😂😅 would be funny i think

    • @crazyafronado3915
      @crazyafronado3915 4 роки тому +3

      Jimin Park Yea, the kid’s dumb

  • @kylecarracappa2312
    @kylecarracappa2312 3 роки тому +4838

    I love how she has just embraced the jokes and now her fans are called the boiled meat gang.

    • @MoedorDeCarne
      @MoedorDeCarne 3 роки тому +370

      Wait, really? That's lovely

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 роки тому +362

      She seems like a sweet lady apart from the hellfood

    • @blondesense1708
      @blondesense1708 3 роки тому +201

      @@MoedorDeCarne hmm I’m not so sure. I’ve watched quite a few of her videos and a Q&A and I think most of the comments go way over her head or upset her. I don’t thinks she’s laughing with us.

    • @devinmcgroot7560
      @devinmcgroot7560 3 роки тому +37

      she is absolutely trolling. she's purposely cooking extremely bad food for viesws

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +18

      @@blondesense1708 You’d think having so many year on Earth would give someone a sense of humor by now 🤔 Boomer continue to prove me wrong.

  • @CheddarDrip
    @CheddarDrip 11 місяців тому +9

    The best part about Kay is how she knows something is wrong, this isn't what cooking is supposed to look like, but she remains adamant that her terrible cooking is exactly what the recipe told her to do.

  • @Jv_reality
    @Jv_reality 2 роки тому +1

    i find myself coming back to these videos time and time again. some of the best classics.

  • @guuerrrrrl
    @guuerrrrrl 4 роки тому +3833

    The cooking sucks but I feel bad laughing at her, she looks so happy.

  • @blueduderecreation2103
    @blueduderecreation2103 4 роки тому +3058

    So this is where the lunch ladys at my elementary school got their recipes.

    • @pissuwu3347
      @pissuwu3347 4 роки тому +35

      Do you go to my school too?

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому +7

      Sometimes it was bad but sometimes we got pizza boats and stuff.

    • @LPTSBE
      @LPTSBE 4 роки тому +4

      @@ashleyk8406 what's a pizza boat?

    • @justsomeidiotontheinternet4483
      @justsomeidiotontheinternet4483 4 роки тому +12

      John Reyes-Luna an oval shaped slice of bread with pizza toppings on it

    • @LPTSBE
      @LPTSBE 4 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeidiotontheinternet4483 interesting. Never had one lol.

  • @Korijenkins1414
    @Korijenkins1414 6 місяців тому +3

    She genuinely turned spaghetti into Wilson from Castaway.

  • @beegobzzz2834
    @beegobzzz2834 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine being a cow and dying, maybe your meat is used for gourmet stake, or a home made burger, but imagine dying to be this spaghetti bolongese.

  • @JuanGarcia-gy8vl
    @JuanGarcia-gy8vl 4 роки тому +1351

    The lack of self awareness, she really believes in her recipies

    • @magicblini
      @magicblini 4 роки тому +131

      And probably makes her family eat those things. I cant decide which one is worse

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 4 роки тому +45

      Both her and Jack but I think she has less self-awareness than Jack about how bad their cooking is

    • @Matthew7021
      @Matthew7021 4 роки тому +27

      Not all life is sacred.

    • @BubbleDouble
      @BubbleDouble 4 роки тому +27

      @@magicblini Seems like she's just trying out random recipes she's never tried on her youtube channel. I doubt all she cooks are stuff she hasn't ever cooked before.

    • @FlyinToilet
      @FlyinToilet 4 роки тому +9

      @@BubbleDouble nah pretty sure they're all fat because they go out to eat instead of choosing to eat abominations concocted in the kitchen

  • @EggyboyYT
    @EggyboyYT 3 роки тому +6460

    She's a little confused but she's got the spirit.

    • @groovygabriel9915
      @groovygabriel9915 3 роки тому +152

      That is actually such a perfect way to describe her

    • @EggyboyYT
      @EggyboyYT 3 роки тому +263

      I don't want to disrespect her because she seems like a nice lady but just don't know how to cook, at least she's trying.

    • @PopynMC
      @PopynMC 3 роки тому +12

      a little?

    • @bakenator7420
      @bakenator7420 3 роки тому +7

      I mean Jim Jones had spirit when he started Jonestown...his Kool-Aid seems more edible as well...

    • @EggyboyYT
      @EggyboyYT 3 роки тому +9

      @@bakenator7420 but was he confused?

  • @Slickshadow11
    @Slickshadow11 4 роки тому +4656

    I think she's just low key trying to kill her son. Or get him to move out.

    • @codeblue3910
      @codeblue3910 4 роки тому +302

      *_*Coming in hot with another plate of shit boiled in saran wrap._*

    • @BananaDucshortz
      @BananaDucshortz 4 роки тому +40

      Hahaha the weirdest form of munchausen by proxy. He willingly participated.

    • @b.a5140
      @b.a5140 4 роки тому +2

      @KilleRaVeN51 u mean laugh track

    • @Nobody-uj8oo
      @Nobody-uj8oo 4 роки тому +1

      or? they both get him out of the house

    • @b.a5140
      @b.a5140 4 роки тому +2

      @KilleRaVeN51 mkay

  • @Miglas_
    @Miglas_ 2 роки тому +18

    I kinda feel bad for her, just being disrespected randomly, she seems like a sweet lady

  • @realDSky
    @realDSky 10 днів тому +2

    i enjoy coming back to this video every once in a while

  • @Riokushinaku
    @Riokushinaku 4 роки тому +6968

    She's hopeless in the kitchen, but it's sweet that she keeps trying. And the look on her face when her son was trying her twice baked never cooked noodles, was pure anticipation. Like, "Oh, I hope my baby boy likes it." So cute.

    • @Boultbeeable
      @Boultbeeable 4 роки тому +598

      twice baked never cooked hahaha

    • @nob9705
      @nob9705 4 роки тому +335

      Someone’s gotta tell her or else she’ll keep cooking shit

    • @kiwiqueen138
      @kiwiqueen138 4 роки тому +533

      OH no, I see what must’ve happened here:
      She was sweet and wanted to experiment with cooking, gave people the result, and they were too polite to tell her that it tasted bad cuz she was just so excited about what she’d made and they didn’t want to break her heart. She was encouraged and kept making more, thinking she’s doing something great for her friends/family. Repeat hundreds of times until she thinks it’s great.

    • @jeypae1547
      @jeypae1547 4 роки тому +174

      fr tho, shes can't cook, but it's so adorable

    • @Riokushinaku
      @Riokushinaku 4 роки тому +137

      @@kiwiqueen138 That's how I improved at cooking. I consider it rude to lie, even little white lies. People close to me know that, so they tell me the truth, and know I'll appreciate the honest criticism.

  • @johnroberts7185
    @johnroberts7185 3 роки тому +7360

    The scary part is that she's not making this up as she goes along; she's following a recipe. What sort of sick person actually invented these?

    • @oliie3416
      @oliie3416 3 роки тому +651

      4 chan
      I have a seeking therory that she's one of the people who fell for the blow rock trap.

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 3 роки тому +96

      @@oliie3416 what’s the blow rock trap?

    • @oliie3416
      @oliie3416 3 роки тому +630

      @@hotto-dogu5829 there was a whole thing on 4 chan years ago, where someone said to mix some chemicals and blow into it to make home made Chrystal. Turns out mixing the chemicals pretty much made mustard gas and alot of people where hurt
      I'd recommend checking it out cause my memory is bad

    • @lategamer6684
      @lategamer6684 3 роки тому +144

      @@oliie3416 lemme guess mix bleach and ammonia?

    • @homo9223
      @homo9223 3 роки тому +163

      @@lategamer6684 way more convincing than that, but Kay's actually kinda famous on 4chan so i guess people trolled her a lot there (couple threads on /ck/ planning to troll her)
      it's putting a nickel on a glass and then mixing it with bleach-ammonia-salt and then put a straw to blow it with your own mouth to create a bubble
      (which is dumb because you just put a lethal gas straight to your own throat and respiratory system)
      started on /b/ yet no one remembers to never take anything seriously from that hellhole

  • @MonyTontana
    @MonyTontana Рік тому +4

    Every once and a while I come back to watch these masterpieces and they never disappoint

  • @ibytespiders4544
    @ibytespiders4544 2 роки тому +6

    Someone tell her that WW2 is over please

  • @fish4716
    @fish4716 3 роки тому +2059

    Fun fact: this is actually the cooking channel of the mom from Resident Evil 7.

    • @mio4406
      @mio4406 3 роки тому +37

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

    • @duewhat9815
      @duewhat9815 3 роки тому +47

      Just missing the maggots and eyeballs.

    • @tacotaco0063
      @tacotaco0063 3 роки тому +14

      And the flies and other insects

    • @clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      @clockandballtorturewithcra5010 3 роки тому +2

      Likes. Let's not bring up that pile of garbage.

    • @aarava1176
      @aarava1176 3 роки тому +13

      "Marguerite: Wake up honey, it time for supper"

  • @generalfishcake
    @generalfishcake 4 роки тому +4410

    The most impressive thing about this channel is her son. How is he still alive????

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 4 роки тому +201

      And he's not starving so she must have just fed him junk and take out.

    • @ethand.5937
      @ethand.5937 4 роки тому +478

      His friends sneak him food through his bedroom window

    • @LogicKidroy
      @LogicKidroy 4 роки тому +22

      Maybe on the outside...

    • @yayowuu
      @yayowuu 4 роки тому +104

      he gained immunity

    • @KaBar41
      @KaBar41 4 роки тому +22

      The universal healthcare over there fails to weed out the weak and unworthy.

  • @roseonyi
    @roseonyi 10 місяців тому +3

    2:07 I keep thinking the sizzling is just a swarm of flies which makes this even funnier.

  • @zerusdeus1960
    @zerusdeus1960 Рік тому +4

    I always come back to this series

  • @humericdollara5577
    @humericdollara5577 4 роки тому +1913

    "Hell's Kitchen" has a whole new meaning now. Try not to die edition.

    • @iskawhiskers
      @iskawhiskers 4 роки тому +45

      HELL'S KITCHEN: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION

    • @-slice-6103
      @-slice-6103 4 роки тому +2

      Rip Daredevil

    • @Danielkaas94
      @Danielkaas94 4 роки тому +1

      🎵 ua-cam.com/video/Qrw6nZ93agg/v-deo.html 🎶

    • @Threat_LvL
      @Threat_LvL 4 роки тому +2

      Pepare to die edition

    • @gnoll5506
      @gnoll5506 4 роки тому +5

      Hell is only a word. The reality is much worse.

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +1607

    It just looks like she just discovered fire and decided to cook literally everything she has

    • @carlgoatee2875
      @carlgoatee2875 4 роки тому +8

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @hays4475
      @hays4475 4 роки тому +18

      It's like when. Sponggar and Pattar (I think I butchered their names) discovered cooking

    • @hijim6504
      @hijim6504 4 роки тому +3

      Like the Creature from Frankenstein experimenting with cooking berries and nuts on an open fire.

    • @0uterbone571
      @0uterbone571 4 роки тому +1

      R/ rareinsults

    • @gavins9846
      @gavins9846 4 роки тому

      LMFAOOOOOO thats a great one

  • @Charmatica39
    @Charmatica39 Рік тому +3

    "this'll probably go wrong"
    The boiled Saran wrap:
    I don't think I'm an ingredient

  • @yvaskhmir
    @yvaskhmir 2 роки тому +8

    4:34 Now, for the final ingredient, you just add beef Wellington.

  • @UnknowingMan1
    @UnknowingMan1 4 роки тому +1258

    “I’m going to use the flour to keep it from sticking to the flour. Then I’ll add flour for some flavor”

    • @ProphetOfMrBubz
      @ProphetOfMrBubz 4 роки тому +35

      Jack: Looks like it needs MAYO!

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 4 роки тому +8

      @@ProphetOfMrBubz and KETCHUP

    • @nightmarerage2187
      @nightmarerage2187 4 роки тому

      Hit The Brake ua-cam.com/video/nqDAUS12jZ0/v-deo.html

    • @aron1089
      @aron1089 4 роки тому

      @@nightmarerage2187 can you not link your videos?

    • @imadgrim
      @imadgrim 4 роки тому

      @@ProphetOfMrBubz heaping spoons of mayo

  • @Xighor
    @Xighor 4 роки тому +1640

    "let's see what it tastes like"
    *Crunch crunch*

    • @Chaos-Clips
      @Chaos-Clips 4 роки тому +9

      @intempify This is a strange sentence

    • @pradana5552
      @pradana5552 4 роки тому

      True delicacy of spaghetti

    • @Chaos-Clips
      @Chaos-Clips 4 роки тому +1

      @intempify yours why did you type out laugh out loud?

    • @geronimo.v8827
      @geronimo.v8827 4 роки тому

      Must be one of them foreigners

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 4 роки тому

      @@Chaos-Clips thought I saw where you were going with this and then naw lol. This dude is tripping over someone typing out an acronym.

  • @junct
    @junct 10 місяців тому +2

    i gotta say her son is so kind. the distance he would go for his mother's happiness

  • @ignoremeplease
    @ignoremeplease Рік тому +3

    Her secret ingredient is the tears of orphan children

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 3 роки тому +5456

    Kay's secret ingredients: Flour and suffering.

  • @Moonman2104
    @Moonman2104 4 роки тому +1805

    “RAW AND BURNT”
    Best oxymoron that’s actually true.

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 4 роки тому +34

      that is the most infuriating phrase i've ever heard

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 4 роки тому +1

      @@IceFire1800 Why?

    • @alanmyr1507
      @alanmyr1507 4 роки тому +22

      There i was thinking i was never going to have to use that word again after i passed english. Oxymorons man.

    • @SaadKhan-ck5tc
      @SaadKhan-ck5tc 4 роки тому +1

      It's also Gordon Ramsey's favourite go to phrase

    • @ultimateunclegene7428
      @ultimateunclegene7428 4 роки тому +3

      Gabriel Noon it’s not an oxymoron because burnt and raw do not have the opposite meaning
      The opposite of raw is over cooked

  • @mikmak2102
    @mikmak2102 6 місяців тому +2

    She seems like a nice lady but the fact her kid made it to adulthood with her cooking tells me he can likely survive a nuclear war.

  • @orange3203
    @orange3203 2 роки тому +7

    You can tell her son grew up eating her cooking. He usually doesn't complain much

  • @skylarsis85
    @skylarsis85 4 роки тому +1229

    Did y'all hear the crunching from her son when he ate the spaghetti?!😭😂

    • @dellbelphine304
      @dellbelphine304 4 роки тому +99

      *its a little raw*

    • @-baldvegeta
      @-baldvegeta 3 роки тому

      @@dellbelphine304 Dell computers

    • @dieneloleo2605
      @dieneloleo2605 3 роки тому +2

      @@dellbelphine304 he's mad, she's mad, you're mad, big sad

    • @jimzimmer2048
      @jimzimmer2048 3 роки тому

      Dienelo Leo I’m 7 inches

    • @ctm479
      @ctm479 3 роки тому +1

      Yea lmao

  • @MariOfTheValley
    @MariOfTheValley 3 роки тому +9264

    I remain shocked and impressed at how she manages to make the simplest recipe look like a witch's cauldron

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +104

      Truly a talent.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 3 роки тому +271

      I have a theory that the camera used, or the lights in the kitchen leave this nasty af yellow/gray color to everything so even just a cup of water in any of Kay’s videos could look rancid

    • @Doost311
      @Doost311 3 роки тому +13

      @@nemo-x Its not hard... You just get a non florescent bulb or take it outside. Assuming you have a modern phone contrast is also not a problem on the auto settings.

    • @Doost311
      @Doost311 3 роки тому +7

      @@nemo-x My girlfriend does a lot of cooking and we take photos all the time for it and they come out great. We post them on a foodie FB group we are in... It isn't very hard...

    • @NinjaPotatoGaming
      @NinjaPotatoGaming 3 роки тому

      @@nemo-x I guess it’s hard if you’re a

  • @goblinking8510
    @goblinking8510 6 місяців тому +3

    Im happy shes still making videos to this day, happy as ever!

  • @loosetube5417
    @loosetube5417 2 роки тому +29

    As a man who eats pasta 3 times a week and who's seen Golden Wind 4 times, that first recipe makes me want to eat glass

  • @christianz2934
    @christianz2934 4 роки тому +2287

    The more I watch this the more Jack and his mayonnaise skills make him look like a Michelin Star cook

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 4 роки тому +86

      Exactly. His dishes seem genuinely appetizing after seeing this.

    • @liquid.amnesia
      @liquid.amnesia 4 роки тому +17

      oh my god

    • @diogosousa345
      @diogosousa345 4 роки тому +20

      I was actually getting kind of nauseous watching the first dish. Jesus christ.

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 4 роки тому +18

      It's still King Salmonella for you!

    • @sev2476
      @sev2476 4 роки тому +2

      My brain

  • @kimberlypatton9634
    @kimberlypatton9634 4 роки тому +1802

    How did this son of hers ever get past his first 10 years?

    • @matthashobbies
      @matthashobbies 4 роки тому +208

      His immune system has evolved to endure her cooking

    • @dove8722
      @dove8722 4 роки тому +5

      Who is it? Lol

    • @zacurrya9485
      @zacurrya9485 3 роки тому +8

      @iit’2 2ollux bruh no it won't

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 3 роки тому +8

      iit’2 2ollux bruh definitely won’t when you say it will stop hoping and if you really want it to just have 2 different named accounts

    • @formacat
      @formacat 3 роки тому +3

      @iit’2 2ollux bruh not specific enough

  • @adamw4245
    @adamw4245 Рік тому +2

    This reminds me of when me and my sister pretended we were Cooks in the kitchen cooking when we were little

  • @crunchymeatball7757
    @crunchymeatball7757 2 роки тому +9

    4:00 perfectly balanced.. as all thinks should be

    • @prestonangel448
      @prestonangel448 2 роки тому +1

      The Italian view her noodles as a fucking war crime

  • @Viva-Cristo-Rey-
    @Viva-Cristo-Rey- 4 роки тому +3780

    The worst thing is that she seems so nice, loving, and trying and it just ends up bad every time...God bless her.

    • @Viva-Cristo-Rey-
      @Viva-Cristo-Rey- 4 роки тому +122

      @@ateandslayed I pray for your well being my friend.

    • @kurocure3984
      @kurocure3984 4 роки тому +193

      She's actually pretty racist and xenophobic, tbh you shouldn't feel bad

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 роки тому +67

      Kuro Cure how do you know?

    • @Kopplex
      @Kopplex 4 роки тому +7

      You're fucking delusional.

    • @ReinerIsDaddy
      @ReinerIsDaddy 4 роки тому +183

      @@kurocure3984 who cares? This isn't Twitter.

  • @farlonmuentes6004
    @farlonmuentes6004 4 роки тому +687

    watching her cook is like something out of the deep web

  • @user-ek2ge9js9h
    @user-ek2ge9js9h 8 місяців тому +3

    1:33 Charlie's reaction truly conveys the horror of this monstrous dish. Kay needed to use double or triple the sauce from the beginning to avoid the burnt sticks that she made her poor son eat.

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity 2 роки тому +2

    When the C. Virus came about, her son's immune system cringed.

  • @2976nick
    @2976nick 4 роки тому +1447

    I kinda feel bad for her like it looks like she’s genuinely trying and she looks so hopeful that her son will like it

    • @Someone-uq2zq
      @Someone-uq2zq 4 роки тому +227

      TJOAT! Cooking food is literally just following instructions she’s NOT trying lol

    • @RashardGivens
      @RashardGivens 4 роки тому +5

      @@Someone-uq2zq resepi pirate ☠

    • @Laszlo5897
      @Laszlo5897 4 роки тому +22

      If you feel bad for every stupid person on the internet you are stupid yourself

    • @Kitsamiiis
      @Kitsamiiis 4 роки тому +154

      @@Laszlo5897 That doesnt make much sense

    • @kittaygal42
      @kittaygal42 4 роки тому +169

      She is trying, like it's easy to follow a recipe, right, but some people think cooking comes from the heart. I clearly see that she's trying, just not through tried and true methods. It's actually kind of sweet the way she looks at her son to enjoy her recipes. I'm not saying anything she makes is good, but should everyone shit on her? No.

  • @disgusting-deer
    @disgusting-deer 4 роки тому +1717

    You can literally hear the noodles crunch when he tries to first sin she's passing off as food

  • @dgyt27
    @dgyt27 2 роки тому +7

    gordon ramsay would literally go into cardiac arrest if he saw that wellington

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 Місяць тому

      You cook the pastry separately, right? I mean, I’m not English but I’m pretty sure you cook the pastry first.

  • @chouaibdouzi2073
    @chouaibdouzi2073 Рік тому +9

    i searched for flat bagel recipe and the first thing that poped to me was her video...
    maybe she is more famous than we gave her credit to

  • @shmobongus
    @shmobongus 4 роки тому +392

    I feel like Gordon Ramsay has 80% of the UK’s collective cooking talent

    • @minjusears
      @minjusears 4 роки тому +17

      Thank the lord my mum was a chef that knows how to cook fresh food 😭😭😭 it's rare in UK and America that you find people that can cook anymore

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 4 роки тому +7

      I can't even deny it. At least 90% of my peers grew up on a steady diet of mushy peas and fish fingers; the occasional ready-made pizza if we're lucky

    • @nightmarerage2187
      @nightmarerage2187 4 роки тому

      shmobongus ua-cam.com/video/nqDAUS12jZ0/v-deo.html

    • @pododododoehoh3550
      @pododododoehoh3550 4 роки тому

      Sand
      And 100x the usa

    • @priapus1279
      @priapus1279 4 роки тому

      @Kilian Mangan he only knows how to make salad

  • @sangeetasharma2403
    @sangeetasharma2403 4 роки тому +3070

    Ahh *THIS* is the sacred mom's spaghetti Eminem speaks of

    • @djmule108
      @djmule108 4 роки тому +85

      Her son probably ghost written the song

    • @butwhydoh2482
      @butwhydoh2482 4 роки тому +102

      Hence the vomit on the shirt

    • @toxicpunkette
      @toxicpunkette 4 роки тому +56

      Palms are sweaty,Vomit on his shirt he ain’t ready,That’s a heart attack on the making with moms spaghetti.

    • @Jordan-pl8cl
      @Jordan-pl8cl 4 роки тому +12

      r/UnexpectedEminem

    • @WeebRemover4500
      @WeebRemover4500 4 роки тому +5

      crisping out his pockets....

  • @bohemiancassidy
    @bohemiancassidy 2 роки тому +1

    I come back to this video every once in awhile just for the line “it’s like I’m watching an Isis video for spaghetti”

  • @tribalbabymum
    @tribalbabymum 2 роки тому

    Charlie, I LOVE these videos, please find and comentate more of them as a regular thing!

  • @ITZ_eSPy
    @ITZ_eSPy 4 роки тому +1400

    "This is literal racism" is the best insult to describe someone's cooking I've ever heard

    • @idiotsandwich4912
      @idiotsandwich4912 4 роки тому +12

      espyTV I died when he said that

    • @alexstromberg7696
      @alexstromberg7696 4 роки тому +1

      Most normie comment on this video

    • @_Kmf_03
      @_Kmf_03 4 роки тому +6

      @@alexstromberg7696 H U H ?

    • @marcovelez3884
      @marcovelez3884 4 роки тому +1

      Says the guy with a Saab in his profile picture.

    • @alexstromberg7696
      @alexstromberg7696 4 роки тому

      @@marcovelez3884 you got capeshit in yours so idk fam

  • @meme_debate1445
    @meme_debate1445 4 роки тому +1919

    She is actually a world known famous chef, but she is trying to kill her son.

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 Рік тому +1

    That crunch when he bit into the noodles...

  • @minedoimperija
    @minedoimperija Рік тому +2

    her son is living in a gordon ramsay nightmare without even knowing it.

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 4 роки тому +1264

    The spaghetti noodles look like she's prepping kindling to burn a witch.

    • @nocksar744
      @nocksar744 4 роки тому +14

      Can we be friends? Cuz thats exactly wht i had in mind lmao

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 роки тому +14

      The noodles are supposed to catch fire in order to cook the meat.

    • @hathemtarbah6628
      @hathemtarbah6628 4 роки тому +20

      She's the witch

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 4 роки тому +7

      DauntingKitty Nice pfp bro

    • @hathemtarbah6628
      @hathemtarbah6628 4 роки тому +7

      @@gub4941 you too bro

  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 4 роки тому +1499

    English people: conquered multiple countries just for spices
    Also English people:

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard 4 роки тому +126

      Not just English, watch Charlies vids on all the American home cooks adding jars of mayo to random shit. It's almost as if bad cooks exist everywhere.

    • @flatbat13
      @flatbat13 4 роки тому +12

      Fat is flavor?

    • @mengelemaestro89
      @mengelemaestro89 4 роки тому +5

      @Spam duh

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 4 роки тому +21

      So basically the moral is British people have the same quality of cooking of people who live in middle America which is dog shit

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 4 роки тому +21

      Fuck you. I'd like to see you perfect a roast dinner

  • @paz1261
    @paz1261 2 роки тому +6

    8:50 yes thats actually how you do it just make sure your foil is safe to boil

  • @SifGreyfang
    @SifGreyfang 7 місяців тому +1

    thanksgiving and Christmas dinners with her must be a nightmare