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- Опубліковано 2 тра 2021
- AMAZON .... VERY TRUE STORY
INSTA: _apandah_?...
TWITTER: / apandumbb
today apandah talks about amazon, amazon prime, amazon food, whole foods, jeff bezos, probably dream, corpse, jschlatt, tommyinnit, wilbur, and other big creators he could profit off. jeff bezos has a mech which is crazy, he also controls the whole world and is the richest person alive. british people, TWITTER, PRINCE PHILIP, TEACHERS, are just a
few apandah classics i’d recommend. bla bla bla subscribe idk u read this much already when it’s clearly just keyword trash so my vids do well. thanks
Amazon is so rich they bought their own rainforest
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
Fuck you asthma we have been married for 9 years now WHERE ARE MY DIVORCE PAPERS
@@AxxLAfriku ur literally trying to self promo
@@AxxLAfriku ladies and gentlemen we found a -troll- bot who was on drugs
Disney probably secretly owns the soul of Amazon, locked in a chest somewhere hidden for none to find.
The Disney Vault
Bold of you to assume Amazon even had a soul.
it's a rose under a glass like in Beauty and The Beast
Wait isn’t that the plot of wreck it Ralph
Would like but on 666
It feels like he's just saying the first thing that reaches his mind
He's not trying to, he is.
Apandah probably: Script? What the fuck is that! Sounds like something only LOSERS use.
THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
He doesn't have a mind. He's all 👄
@@infinitive7654 the fuck
If u read: “Amogus Sex: The second episode” u will change your mind about books.
the part where the crewmate has hot gay sex with the imposter really changed my views on literature and politics
Im so horrified by the possibility of this being real i cant handle it
@@alphalax7747 I’m so scared that that It might exist I straight up don’t wanna even read books anymore
yo how much does the book cost (its for a friend)
I need a copy of this
So basically amazon is “Buy n’ Large” from Wall-E.
Finally someone makes that connection, can't wait for Amazon Space.
LMAOOOO
@@doozy5184 you mean blue origin?
Hey look at that, I have a twin
Big n' Chungus (tm)
In my area they put an amazon store in the mall. Like bruh that's really rubbing salt in the wound.
-Scratch that it may as well be sulfuric acid.
Bro, a youtuber with almost a millon subs, with no likes, i must be the first reply
Yes
@@sanmarino8605 that's good actually cuz at least we don't get top comments filled with verified channels ig
well hello Bosh
do you mean like putting a store in a store
im high af
so true!!!! 😆
i agree
the democratic republic of the Congo
respect
I wanna stop this week, currently on 2 days without it!
I love how these videos are just random editing and clips that we have no idea where they came from
lol what? 4real? i thought hes just ranting about bullshit and thats it
He's one of those memers who collects obscure images from the furthest corners of the internet
@@nathanmcgill7249 basically fellow /v/irgin
We all thought this was Jeff’s super villain origin story, but in truth it was apandah’s the whole time.
the plot twist
Rugh-oh!
It’s gonna be some DBZ fight between them in a few years just watch
Very sus that Doug Bowser actively follows Jeff Bezo’s ex wife on twitter 🤨🤨🤨
Bro fr?
@@oh_wall
5:47 vro
Amogus MonkaLaugh I see it Amogus MonkaLaugh
SUS SUS AMOGUS
He knows she go for bald white guys
Everybody hates amazon, but when I try to destroy it they their shit on me ffs😭😭😭
-Jair Bolsonaro
Kkkkkk
um br do nada kkkkkkk
Brasil como sempre mostrando como tudo pode fica pior do que ja ta
Achei alguém de meu país
This made me laugh too fuckin hard
There’s General Motors, Disney and Amazon that own everything
GM just made the Corvette into a basic supercar straight cash!
And Nestle. They own like every other brand of food there is.
@@kotelypiesely1268 wait till the Z06 and ZR1 comes out!!
I'm telling ya brother once they make the sequel to the hummer it's over for amazon
Nestle also they own like 70% of fresh water and basically every other food company
when you don't use any paid streaming services and just download everything from shady arabian pages 😂
Egybest gang rise up
Hello your computure has virus
Literally me
Mood
Me
everybody gangsta till amazon sex comes out
What scares me most is I can see that happening.
They're gonna know they're customers completely inside and out once that comes out
@@KATinBLACK already do
Babe wake up, apandah just posted, holy shit.
heck yes
heck yes
heck yes
heck yes
Sholy hit.
Apandah with the fancy new drawings 😳
7:04
When the perfectheart's theme starts playing
you know that shit's serious
He used the faraway town music in his Twitter video too. Guy has good music taste.
*Amazon:* Its Tee Hee Time
Dude I fucking love the new expressions. Definitely a jump in production value
it's so cool that whenever Amazon Web Services goes down it takes like half of the fucking internet with it
true XDDDD
thanks apandah, this video reminded me to subscribe to your youtube channel using twitch prime
Got an Amazon Advertising ad on this video.... There on to us. They truely do own everything...
I think what i like the most about your videos is that they seem to go nowhere and everywhere at the same time
Everywhere at the end of time
@@stonethemason12 like the album
@@stonethemason12
I don't remember what that is
(Guys I did the funny joke, give me my internet points, please I did the funny and I am based, I need my UA-cam comment points)
These Videos are the vids you might see at 3 am but you dont regret them
I love hearing grandpa talk about his crazy stories
Are we all gonna ignore that apandah changed his animation/editing style? (more apandahs, smoother transitions)
The way he yelled at Alexa reminded me of that old adult swim show, home movies. Had the same energy, and mic peak. Takes me back
the editing really improved on this one
Where can I find ur pfp
Right as you mentioned streamers and lap dancing, you brought up a 10 minute power hour video where Arin, Dan, and Mark learn to pull dance.
Apandah. I love you.
I love how most of the UA-camrs complain about how Jeff Bezos is a horrible person and Amazon is ruining everything but still buy stuff from Amazon which they unbox in Twitch
yeah that's how monopolies work
I mean.. they kinda have to? You can use something and denounce it
@@VamshiOhgs I mean they is literally no other way to get products online
I like the new style, leaving the shape of the character intact but changing the face
Lmfao I asked my Alexa how Amazon treats their employees and she was like "Sorry, I don't have an answer for that"
This is so much more fluid than normal, great job dude
I personally think this is his best video, just the absolute raw bat-shit-insane energy he despenses carries the entire video
Apandahs swears are so epic that even my grandma understands them
1:29 my favorite part
my mom got murdered while working at the amazon factory night shift and her body was never found xd
the
the
the
the
This is a genuinely phenomenal video
4:30, you would be correct
I love you! Continue the good work my man :)
Amazon is gonna add a feature to twitch where you can buy your favorite streamers keys
"They give lap dances to Jeff Bezos, and none to me."
GG get ratioed
Someday amazon will literally finance a private army to keep their slave workers and we will just make a surreal meme on reddit
Amazon Reddit
When Apandah said “hey Alexa” mine deadass activated
Dude your videos are so chaotic... I love it
honestly i think this guy should have a million subs
Yes, they also have a music streaming service
Got an Amazon ad at the start. Adds even more to the video.
3:48 I THINK I ACTUALLY SAW HER ON THAT WEBSITE
0:58 bruv wtf 😳
Mmmmmmm
oh fuck
apandah now has different reactions, so this video is bussin more
I love apandah that's why I'm a big fan :)
Btw I love your content and get excited every time you upload
apandah is so all over the place in every video that it's impossible to understand him, however, that's why I like him
the first 2 seconds of the video immediately hook me in
i got an 2 minute long audible amazon ad before this lol
I got an amazon ad it the middle of this video and I was legitimately terrified
gurgle gurgle x3
the production quality is through the roof, we have facial animations!
Apandah: WHO READS FREAKING BOOKS
Me: looks around while whistling
"Think about it, i'll be a satellite" So true!
After this video, Apandah left society to go live in the forest and died in 2 day, because he could not gather any food, and died of disease
Stardew Valley beats when he goes off the grid, nice
This reminds me of the TV show, Babylon 5, which is set about 250 years in the future. And at one point, it's mentioned the Disney owns a planet.
the "hey alexa" set off my alexa ffs
0:53 my Alexa actually started speaking 😳
Same
>Get Noita'd one too many times
>Rage quit
>Oh hey Apandah made a new video
>7:43 7 seconds of Noita music out of the blue
I AM GOING INSAAAAAANE
one of the best pfp ive ever seen
Disney is insane too
Apandah Aztrosist upload same day 😳😳
on god, literally cooming rn
on god, literally cooming rn
This video is hilarious, thank you for exposing Beff Jezos for who he really is
2:30 I swear I can hear the binding of issac greed ost
I got an amazon ad for this
I actually felt bad about the thing going on with his ex-wife until I realised that he was rich.
0:47 im asian and i agree 100%
Always fun to see which indie game soundtracks he picks for the bgm
I literally got an Amazon ad before watching this
2 views when I viewed this. I wouldn't be surprised if it stayed there.
@@ADM-bv5ss did you actually think I was being serious
@@ADM-bv5ss You know, I gotta admit I didn't see that first period.
how u getting the twitter screenshots? i thought u r suspended lmao
he probably just got them from other sources, not a direct screenshot
He already hacked twitter
one of ur best videos
I got an amazon ad before this
Idk if this contributes anything to the story, but I just finished eating chips 👍
Legends knew when this was called "AMAZON OWNS EVERYTHING"
this video was strangely more chaotic than the others, and more animation
You know he spitting facts when greed starts playing
apansah
So true!
ok
wastedofie
Ikr
apantsah
Wtf was that at 00:02
amazon is literally playing monopoly but on the actual world
Perfect timing, I just opened the package I got from Amazon in the mail.
Ok and
Exactly
got an ad for amazon while watching this
got an amazon ad on this... nice
When you get an amazon ad before this video
honey wake up, new apandah video
I got an Amazon prime ad midway through the video
This thumbnail is from another world
Hmm what a coincidence that I got an amazon ad while watching this
yo starting the music off with Payday 2 Let's Go Shopping tho 😳
got an amazon ad before this
I saw a amazon prime ad while watching this
2:11 u really had to pull out the very same version of monopoly thst i have for no reason at all 😂