And after all that work going through college, you get a job where everything you've learned and studied becomes worthless.. yet you still need to finish college to join :))
I would like to thank the academy, my mother, my dog, that one random guy I bumped shoulders with on the street, and my left crunkle. I would not have been able to get my 420.69% grade without them.
That's some pristine continuity right here. The sheer dedication of this man might just be a threat to the entire world should he decide he's done with it.
he doesn't put ads in his videos either. They play before (which I don't mind) but we never have to listen to him promote some mattress for the first two minutes :)
@@emptycarrots4051 true, but you really cant blame other creators for doing mattress ads and the like, money is money, and the vast majority of people cant afford to turn it down.
@@GuillermoGranados1 where did you get that from? because he has said multiple times his name is Paul, he even has 2 videos of "relax with Paul" where it's just himself doing the videos.
just wanted to say thanks for all the great videos you make, from simple ones to the more lore based roleplays, they're some of my fave asmr videos on youtube, thank you paul
First time making it to the end of this video while awake-- the calculator noises alone are amazing, not to mention getting to hear that my score is "flying eldrich horrors" level of passing. Thank you so much for all your work and care, as usual, ER.
You're someone who i genuinely hope is getting lots of $$$ for what you do, because you're amazing. The amount of creativity is out of this world. You're the GOAT in the asmr community.
You've probably heard this a million times but i wanted to say thank you to all the fantastic content you create. It has helped me throughout the years suffering with mental illness. Being misdiagnosed for years and not getting the correct medication and help can put anyone into a state of complete darkness. Yet here you are, putting out creative and uplifting pieces of art that shines a bit of light in someones life that is otherwise very dim. So, thank you. Thank you very much for doing this. Know that you help and propably saved some lives.
I love all the questionnaires. You did one recently with typing answers, but questionnaire + writing answers is my absolute favorite, unintelligible or otherwise, as long as they're not overly personal questions. Always vying for more of those! PS I'm curious if you're studying a new language recently, because I feel like the made up language noises are distinctly different from other/previous videos.
I just happened to be listening to the Grading Your Unintelligible Questionnaire video the other day and my ears perked up when you said you'd be doing this til 2023. Then I scrolled down and saw you had recently pinned a new comment...and here we are. How did you remember?!
Those asmr videos have more plot and depth than most Netflix shows . Not complaining tho, I love it! Tho it makes me emotional and a bit nostalgic to think how fast time passed
Why, yes, I am going back to rewatch the questionnaire to get the full Questionnaire Experience. Why do you ask? I honestly love the OG Questionnaire video so much, I usually fall asleep to it pretty quickly. But now my goal is to watch the whole thing.... Wish me luck!
Not that it looks bad, I mean... The man wasn't Russia's greatest love machine for nothing, but your facial hair put the thought of Rasputin ASMR in my head 😆
He said 3 years. He MEANT 3 years. Uncle E, you really are a different kind of being. Your dedication and patience is that of an immortal cosmic deity.
One of these days I fully expect to look out my window and see brimstone in the west because Paul accidentally summoned a demon. Also, 93 out of like a billion? I feel like I just failed the G.O.A.T.
You missed a trick I think, when I said cbja rjsia rveka pue rbsi, I means rveka as in the adjective not verb, my grade would be vastly different with this considered, please get back to me within three and a half more years
Man, waiting to see if my answers were correct and how many points I’d get made this feel somewhat like a gameshow. Imagine a Family Feud ASMR or something lol
I would just like to point out that this madman put an actual massive tower of papers next to him as a prop. There's a reason he's one of my favorite ASMRtists. 😂😂
Little does the unsuspecting Staples employee know he or she contributed physical labor to one of Papa Rift's videos by having to ring out all those reams of paper 🤓
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the madlad said it would take him a little more than three years to grade them. and of course he delivers. unparalleled continuity
He didn’t forget after all these years 😭 that’s real dedication right there
Rift never lies
@@lifedeather how could he forget? he's been grading them all this time
@@The_Letter_Qis that the queensbridge logo as ur pfp?
@@The_Letter_Qwait no it’s not it looked different to me for some reason
I like to think ER had his calendar set for “a little more than 3 years” and when it came up he was like “damn I gotta get those papers out again”
I don't doubt it for a minute!
This man has better world building than most film franchises
Having a single writer will do that
HE DID IT!!! THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT!!! THE LONG-ANTICIPATED UNINTENTIONAL QUESTIONNAIRE CONCLUSION!!!
Question 18 got sent to the SCP Foundation 😂
Pepper corns
I like the implication that “Unintelligible” is a language here.
Well, unintelligible to us, I believe he is actually was speaking R'lyehian in the video.
@@term-827 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
Phxjxjix sonxhkf gohadh, forhagsyd.
@athos401 yeah can I have some fries
After all these years he’s finally done. I can’t wait to see what my grade was
😂
😏👍
M-
And after all that work going through college, you get a job where everything you've learned and studied becomes worthless.. yet you still need to finish college to join :))
Who’s gonna tell him…
I would like to thank the academy, my mother, my dog, that one random guy I bumped shoulders with on the street, and my left crunkle. I would not have been able to get my 420.69% grade without them.
the academy as in tuscon az or what
crunkle ????
@@laurenb7136 I assume Drummer meant "caruncle," a part of the eye ER fawned over in the "measuring your face for science" video
@@epsilonthedragon1249 And its also mentioned in the alien video !
That's some pristine continuity right here. The sheer dedication of this man might just be a threat to the entire world should he decide he's done with it.
spy among us
Spy among us
That spy is a double agent.
He definetley looks like he didn't get paid enough to do this.
🤣👍
Yeah that’s UA-cam
Anybody noticed Uncle E never asks people to like or subscribe but still gets the likes and subs he gets, proves he’s the true GOAT of asmr
he doesn't put ads in his videos either. They play before (which I don't mind) but we never have to listen to him promote some mattress for the first two minutes :)
@@emptycarrots4051 true, but you really cant blame other creators for doing mattress ads and the like, money is money, and the vast majority of people cant afford to turn it down.
@@emptycarrots4051 or ASMR girls doing Manscaped ads
G FUEL!
@@samgardner4667 advertise what you have experience in
Everything about 5:31 was so tingly. The blind feeling around, the confidence in that you knew where ours was, the paper edge sounds… 😴💤💕
I can confirm this is exactly how my school grades my tests and projects
unfortunately, im gonna have to remove a few million points...
@@piki.mp4 oh no teacher, I already have minus one hundred trillion points don't be so cruel to me😔
With a three year delay?
@@SneccTheSnake indeed
And we have like three hours to do the tasks
@@miyakitatsumoto8961 oh in my school we have to do the test in one minute
you're setting a precedent to be able to do the funniest thing ever and continue the like decade old zombie apocalypse roleplay
This man took the time to grade every single individual viewer's answers, true dedication
I just love the fact that this video is in 4k quality, you never cease to amaze me with how much effort you put into every video
The ultimate continuity, 50 years from now, Paul's son comes back having gotten into the ASMR business and does the next unintelligable quiz.
@@GuillermoGranados1 where did you get that from? because he has said multiple times his name is Paul, he even has 2 videos of "relax with Paul" where it's just himself doing the videos.
Finally, I was dying for the past 4 years while waiting for my grade
just wanted to say thanks for all the great videos you make, from simple ones to the more lore based roleplays, they're some of my fave asmr videos on youtube, thank you paul
0:44 my college professors when i hand in the most off topic dogshit essay three days late
First time making it to the end of this video while awake-- the calculator noises alone are amazing, not to mention getting to hear that my score is "flying eldrich horrors" level of passing. Thank you so much for all your work and care, as usual, ER.
He did it... The madman actually did it.
You're someone who i genuinely hope is getting lots of $$$ for what you do, because you're amazing. The amount of creativity is out of this world. You're the GOAT in the asmr community.
You've probably heard this a million times but i wanted to say thank you to all the fantastic content you create. It has helped me throughout the years suffering with mental illness. Being misdiagnosed for years and not getting the correct medication and help can put anyone into a state of complete darkness.
Yet here you are, putting out creative and uplifting pieces of art that shines a bit of light in someones life that is otherwise very dim.
So, thank you. Thank you very much for doing this. Know that you help and propably saved some lives.
WOW. He’s even wearing the same shirt that he had on in the first grading video because he’s been at it ever since!
Man’s dedication and organizational skills are second to none
I love all the questionnaires. You did one recently with typing answers, but questionnaire + writing answers is my absolute favorite, unintelligible or otherwise, as long as they're not overly personal questions. Always vying for more of those!
PS I'm curious if you're studying a new language recently, because I feel like the made up language noises are distinctly different from other/previous videos.
Not studying just trying my best to make it not sound like it has before.
The fact that this exists makes me so happy. You bring my so much joy, ER.
Yes! These are some of my favorite videos, so happy to see UQ part 3!
I just happened to be listening to the Grading Your Unintelligible Questionnaire video the other day and my ears perked up when you said you'd be doing this til 2023. Then I scrolled down and saw you had recently pinned a new comment...and here we are. How did you remember?!
I had this on in the background while i was gaming, but it made me so sleepy i had to stop and go to bed😂
Glad the unintelligible videos are back. They were always the best of the questionnaires
OH MY GOD! IT'S HAPPENING! HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT!
I love the commitment E has to his craft.
So much respect.
Unintelligible videos are the best!
This is what I need right now! Thx from 🇩🇪!
I got excessively anxious and scared about the results, and god I'm really glad it went ok in the end. Really miss school for that honestly
you miss feeling anxious over schoolwork and tests?
@@tactichloe I mean yeah I care too much, feel powerless or self conscious of it and it's still very much safe
@@GiraffesEatStuff groomed by society
Thank you for all your videos. You save my sleep. Really appreciate.
3 years and he still gets my test back faster than my professors
Absolutely love the beginning "well that was a well written essay...but absolutely wrong. Gonna have to take a few million points" 😂
Now *this* is genius. What else can I expect from this madman.
God I love how he actually comes back to random story lines like this
Those asmr videos have more plot and depth than most Netflix shows . Not complaining tho, I love it!
Tho it makes me emotional and a bit nostalgic to think how fast time passed
The fact that this is the continuation of the unintelligible questionnaire is absolutely insane
50:04 "peppercorns" out of nowhere
peppercorns
I do like the mix between actual talk and unintelligible talk. I find it better than just unintelligible but maybe that's just me.
Why, yes, I am going back to rewatch the questionnaire to get the full Questionnaire Experience. Why do you ask?
I honestly love the OG Questionnaire video so much, I usually fall asleep to it pretty quickly. But now my goal is to watch the whole thing.... Wish me luck!
The intro gets me so excited when he talks about his other videos I love how he manages to do this kind of stuff in a lot of his videos.
Not that it looks bad, I mean... The man wasn't Russia's greatest love machine for nothing, but your facial hair put the thought of Rasputin ASMR in my head 😆
Rasputin ASMR video when?
Great video! It's always a delight to see your content Mr. E.
ITS BEEN YEARS. TRUE DEDICATION ER
I can't believe I fell asleep during the exam
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
He's even wearing the same shirt 😆. Great touch
I love how he waits a moment before telling you whether you answered correctly
"Gave me a hand... Transplant."
I'm so. I'm awe.
It's good you got to this. I've been waiting for the results for an indeterminate amount of time.
19:34 the "refrigerator" put me off guard, but it could be a legit trigger word!
He said 3 years. He MEANT 3 years. Uncle E, you really are a different kind of being. Your dedication and patience is that of an immortal cosmic deity.
Omg when you started doing the hand movements I was like I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL VIDEO ! lol time flies
Oh my god yes! You actually posted a sequel in 2023! This is absolutely magic, love the continuity and attention to detail
yessss he finally did it i was waiting for this
“I got a new hand grafted on to my wrist”
KNEEL BEFORE *T H E E !*
YESSSSS! I HAD A GOOD FEELING AFTER YOU LIKED MY COMMENT BUT I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU RIFT!
Anxiously waiting for the return of Dr. Winslow
*Me:* Honesty felt pretty good about that final
*My professor:* 12:28
Best teacher in the world
This one really did it for me arguably one of your best for some reason
Me after falling asleep halfway thru watching this and sleeping for like 10 hours, "That's why he's the goat!, The Goat!
1:59 Ohoho, GRAFTED you say?!
*Lord of all that is Golden intensifies*
This video is bringing me back to the old school Elder God speak and initiation videos. Great one Uncle E. ❤💪
19:33
Rift snuck in the word refrigerator.
This is a bigger reveal then anything MCU could do
I had to say this. But there ain't nothing better than John wick grading my paper after dying his hair
38:58
Question 30
*Shakes head no indicating I am incorrect*
“Correct”
Question 31
*nods head to indicate I am correct*
“Incorrect”
One of these days I fully expect to look out my window and see brimstone in the west because Paul accidentally summoned a demon.
Also, 93 out of like a billion? I feel like I just failed the G.O.A.T.
YEEESSS !! HYPE HYPE HYPE
just in time, too ! i came looking for one of your videos to sleep to :]
I know it takes a long time to grade millions of papers but I'm glad it's done, I can graduate now.
Knowing ER the 'unintelligible' part is probably completely coherent for him and he is genuine giving us grades
You missed a trick I think, when I said cbja rjsia rveka pue rbsi, I means rveka as in the adjective not verb, my grade would be vastly different with this considered, please get back to me within three and a half more years
the absolute genius, what other things could we be waiting for that where set up years in advance?
Someone get this man a budget and film crew. I wanna witness what this man can create
I had a dream where you had learned to play “Never gonna give you up” on your flute. That was wacky.
The long awaited sequel!
It’s finally here
Man, waiting to see if my answers were correct and how many points I’d get made this feel somewhat like a gameshow. Imagine a Family Feud ASMR or something lol
An absolute S-tier ASMR
The demon Rift summoned under my bed after I fell asleep:
Just got back from work. Thanks for the free nap fodder! Preciate it!
Completely forgot about this. What a pleasant surprise!
I didn’t know corvus had the knowledge of Grafting. How many Tarnished did he killed to get that new hand?
Considering he’s mastered both Cloning and Time Travel the true number might be incalculable
Omg even the questions match up!
Incredible potential. Paul, you could seriously be the next Lovecraft.
Someone should turn this into a full-fledged conlang named "Riftish".
I would just like to point out that this madman put an actual massive tower of papers next to him as a prop. There's a reason he's one of my favorite ASMRtists. 😂😂
This is when your asmr videos go from just videos to a true legacy.
Little does the unsuspecting Staples employee know he or she contributed physical labor to one of Papa Rift's videos by having to ring out all those reams of paper 🤓
You need to make a separate video of you pulling paper out of that stack at the end. super tingly!
Help, I listened to this out loud, fell asleep, and woke up to my furniture floating!
Bro I just finished midterms now this 😩
Absolute legend 😎
Sometimes ill put an ER video on to fall asleep to and randomly burst into laughter after hearing his deadpan jokes.