Reviewing Your Graded Unintelligible Questionnaire | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2024
- Finally, after spending the past 4 years (since November 27, 2018 to be precise) doing absolutely nothing with my life but grading all of the unintelligible questionnaires, I personally review all of the questions and your answers to them, as well as calculating your final score.
The Unintelligible Questionnaire: • The Unintelligible Que...
Grading Your Unintelligible Questionnaires: • Grading Your Unintelli...
00:00:00 The Last Questionnaire
00:01:18 Thank Corvus
00:02:15 What'd I miss?
00:07:46 Question 1
00:08:43 Question 2
00:09:22 Question 3
00:09:46 Question 4
00:11:11 Question 5
00:11:43 Question 6
00:12:34 Question 7
00:13:08 Question 8
00:14:09 Question 9
00:15:53 Question 10
00:16:54 Question 11
00:17:43 Question 12
00:18:28 Question 13
00:19:18 Question 14
00:20:03 Question 15
00:22:54 Question 16
00:24:03 Question 17
00:25:30 Question 18 [EXPUNGED]
00:25:42 Question 19
00:26:29 Question 20
00:26:56 Question 21
00:29:35 Question 22
00:30:15 Question 23
00:31:27 Question 23
00:32:10 Question 24
00:32:51 Question 25
00:33:32 Question 26
00:34:27 Question 27
00:36:58 Question 28
00:37:48 Question 29
00:38:29 Question 30
00:39:04 Question 31
00:40:10 Question 32
00:41:08 Question 33
00:42:08 Question 34
00:43:15 Question 35
00:45:56 Question 36
00:46:58 Question 37
00:47:47 Question 38
00:48:36 Question 39
00:49:34 Question 40
00:51:05 Question 41
00:51:48 Question 42
00:52:50 Question 43
00:53:52 Question 44
00:54:37 Question 45
00:55:33 Question 46
00:56:16 Question 47
00:57:39 Question 48
01:02:09 Calculating Your Final Score
01:04:41 For Any Complaints
01:06:00 Until next time
01:08:09 "Next!"
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the madlad said it would take him a little more than three years to grade them. and of course he delivers. unparalleled continuity
He didn’t forget after all these years 😭 that’s real dedication right there
Rift never lies
@@lifedeather how could he forget? he's been grading them all this time
@@The_Letter_Qis that the queensbridge logo as ur pfp?
@@The_Letter_Qwait no it’s not it looked different to me for some reason
I like to think ER had his calendar set for “a little more than 3 years” and when it came up he was like “damn I gotta get those papers out again”
I don't doubt it for a minute!
HE DID IT!!! THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT!!! THE LONG-ANTICIPATED UNINTENTIONAL QUESTIONNAIRE CONCLUSION!!!
Question 18 got sent to the SCP Foundation 😂
Pepper corns
I would love to see an unintentional questionnaire
LOL @@PeterGriffin-kb2hf
This man has better world building than most film franchises
Having a single writer will do that
I like the implication that “Unintelligible” is a language here.
Well, unintelligible to us, I believe he is actually was speaking R'lyehian in the video.
@@term-827 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
Phxjxjix sonxhkf gohadh, forhagsyd.
I would like to thank the academy, my mother, my dog, that one random guy I bumped shoulders with on the street, and my left crunkle. I would not have been able to get my 420.69% grade without them.
nice
the academy as in tuscon az or what
crunkle ????
@@laurenb7136 I assume Drummer meant "caruncle," a part of the eye ER fawned over in the "measuring your face for science" video
@@epsilonthedragon1249 And its also mentioned in the alien video !
That's some pristine continuity right here. The sheer dedication of this man might just be a threat to the entire world should he decide he's done with it.
spy among us
Spy among us
That spy is a double agent.
After all these years he’s finally done. I can’t wait to see what my grade was
😂
😏👍
M-
And after all that work going through college, you get a job where everything you've learned and studied becomes worthless.. yet you still need to finish college to join :))
Who’s gonna tell him…
He definetley looks like he didn't get paid enough to do this.
🤣👍
Yeah that’s UA-cam
Ever since I watched the "Grading your Unintelligible Questionnaires" video, I knew that Rift would meet the sequel's "deadline", he just is that kind of person. And even though I checked on the date about every 4 months or so (when I randomly remembered to), I have to admit that I had completely forgot about this lately and that it caught me by surprise. Nice job !
Anybody noticed Uncle E never asks people to like or subscribe but still gets the likes and subs he gets, proves he’s the true GOAT of asmr
he doesn't put ads in his videos either. They play before (which I don't mind) but we never have to listen to him promote some mattress for the first two minutes :)
@@emptycarrots4051 true, but you really cant blame other creators for doing mattress ads and the like, money is money, and the vast majority of people cant afford to turn it down.
@@emptycarrots4051 or ASMR girls doing Manscaped ads
G FUEL!
Everything about 5:31 was so tingly. The blind feeling around, the confidence in that you knew where ours was, the paper edge sounds… 😴💤💕
I can confirm this is exactly how my school grades my tests and projects
unfortunately, im gonna have to remove a few million points...
@@piki.mp4 oh no teacher, I already have minus one hundred trillion points don't be so cruel to me😔
With a three year delay?
@@SneccTheSnake indeed
And we have like three hours to do the tasks
@@miyakitatsumoto8961 oh in my school we have to do the test in one minute
you're setting a precedent to be able to do the funniest thing ever and continue the like decade old zombie apocalypse roleplay
Finally, I was dying for the past 4 years while waiting for my grade
This man took the time to grade every single individual viewer's answers, true dedication
The ultimate continuity, 50 years from now, Paul's son comes back having gotten into the ASMR business and does the next unintelligable quiz.
@@GuillermoGranados1 where did you get that from? because he has said multiple times his name is Paul, he even has 2 videos of "relax with Paul" where it's just himself doing the videos.
He did it... The madman actually did it.
I just love the fact that this video is in 4k quality, you never cease to amaze me with how much effort you put into every video
WOW. He’s even wearing the same shirt that he had on in the first grading video because he’s been at it ever since!
just wanted to say thanks for all the great videos you make, from simple ones to the more lore based roleplays, they're some of my fave asmr videos on youtube, thank you paul
I can't believe I fell asleep during the exam
You've probably heard this a million times but i wanted to say thank you to all the fantastic content you create. It has helped me throughout the years suffering with mental illness. Being misdiagnosed for years and not getting the correct medication and help can put anyone into a state of complete darkness.
Yet here you are, putting out creative and uplifting pieces of art that shines a bit of light in someones life that is otherwise very dim.
So, thank you. Thank you very much for doing this. Know that you help and propably saved some lives.
3 years and he still gets my test back faster than my professors
You're someone who i genuinely hope is getting lots of $$$ for what you do, because you're amazing. The amount of creativity is out of this world. You're the GOAT in the asmr community.
Man’s dedication and organizational skills are second to none
Yes! These are some of my favorite videos, so happy to see UQ part 3!
First time making it to the end of this video while awake-- the calculator noises alone are amazing, not to mention getting to hear that my score is "flying eldrich horrors" level of passing. Thank you so much for all your work and care, as usual, ER.
I had this on in the background while i was gaming, but it made me so sleepy i had to stop and go to bed😂
ITS BEEN YEARS. TRUE DEDICATION ER
I just happened to be listening to the Grading Your Unintelligible Questionnaire video the other day and my ears perked up when you said you'd be doing this til 2023. Then I scrolled down and saw you had recently pinned a new comment...and here we are. How did you remember?!
Great video! It's always a delight to see your content Mr. E.
Thank you for all your videos. You save my sleep. Really appreciate.
The fact that this is the continuation of the unintelligible questionnaire is absolutely insane
I tip my hat to you, good sir. We have waited
🧐 I concur.
The intro gets me so excited when he talks about his other videos I love how he manages to do this kind of stuff in a lot of his videos.
Glad the unintelligible videos are back. They were always the best of the questionnaires
OH MY GOD! IT'S HAPPENING! HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT!
I love the commitment E has to his craft.
So much respect.
Absolutely love the beginning "well that was a well written essay...but absolutely wrong. Gonna have to take a few million points" 😂
He's even wearing the same shirt 😆. Great touch
God I love how he actually comes back to random story lines like this
You missed a trick I think, when I said cbja rjsia rveka pue rbsi, I means rveka as in the adjective not verb, my grade would be vastly different with this considered, please get back to me within three and a half more years
This is what I need right now! Thx from 🇩🇪!
Not that it looks bad, I mean... The man wasn't Russia's greatest love machine for nothing, but your facial hair put the thought of Rasputin ASMR in my head 😆
Rasputin ASMR video when?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
I know it takes a long time to grade millions of papers but I'm glad it's done, I can graduate now.
Oh my god yes! You actually posted a sequel in 2023! This is absolutely magic, love the continuity and attention to detail
Anxiously waiting for the return of Dr. Winslow
I love all the questionnaires. You did one recently with typing answers, but questionnaire + writing answers is my absolute favorite, unintelligible or otherwise, as long as they're not overly personal questions. Always vying for more of those!
PS I'm curious if you're studying a new language recently, because I feel like the made up language noises are distinctly different from other/previous videos.
Not studying just trying my best to make it not sound like it has before.
Cant believe we took a test in the Sims language
"Gave me a hand... Transplant."
I'm so. I'm awe.
The demon Rift summoned under my bed after I fell asleep:
Now *this* is genius. What else can I expect from this madman.
It's good you got to this. I've been waiting for the results for an indeterminate amount of time.
Why, yes, I am going back to rewatch the questionnaire to get the full Questionnaire Experience. Why do you ask?
I honestly love the OG Questionnaire video so much, I usually fall asleep to it pretty quickly. But now my goal is to watch the whole thing.... Wish me luck!
I do like the mix between actual talk and unintelligible talk. I find it better than just unintelligible but maybe that's just me.
Those asmr videos have more plot and depth than most Netflix shows . Not complaining tho, I love it!
Tho it makes me emotional and a bit nostalgic to think how fast time passed
I got excessively anxious and scared about the results, and god I'm really glad it went ok in the end. Really miss school for that honestly
you miss feeling anxious over schoolwork and tests?
@@tactichloe I mean yeah I care too much, feel powerless or self conscious of it and it's still very much safe
@@GiraffesEatStuff groomed by society
Unintelligible videos are the best!
This video is bringing me back to the old school Elder God speak and initiation videos. Great one Uncle E. ❤💪
I love how he waits a moment before telling you whether you answered correctly
yessss he finally did it i was waiting for this
One of these days I fully expect to look out my window and see brimstone in the west because Paul accidentally summoned a demon.
Also, 93 out of like a billion? I feel like I just failed the G.O.A.T.
This is a bigger reveal then anything MCU could do
0:44 my college professors when i hand in the most off topic dogshit essay three days late
YEEESSS !! HYPE HYPE HYPE
just in time, too ! i came looking for one of your videos to sleep to :]
“I got a new hand grafted on to my wrist”
KNEEL BEFORE *T H E E !*
Omg when you started doing the hand movements I was like I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL VIDEO ! lol time flies
I had to say this. But there ain't nothing better than John wick grading my paper after dying his hair
Bro I just finished midterms now this 😩
Completely forgot about this. What a pleasant surprise!
Just got back from work. Thanks for the free nap fodder! Preciate it!
He said 3 years. He MEANT 3 years. Uncle E, you really are a different kind of being. Your dedication and patience is that of an immortal cosmic deity.
The long awaited sequel!
I had a dream where you had learned to play “Never gonna give you up” on your flute. That was wacky.
YESSSSS! I HAD A GOOD FEELING AFTER YOU LIKED MY COMMENT BUT I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU RIFT!
Omg. I can’t wait to watch tonight 😮😊
This is when your asmr videos go from just videos to a true legacy.
Absolute legend 😎
the absolute genius, what other things could we be waiting for that where set up years in advance?
Me after falling asleep halfway thru watching this and sleeping for like 10 hours, "That's why he's the goat!, The Goat!
This one really did it for me arguably one of your best for some reason
I was vibing so hard and then I heard, 'Peppercorns,' and was floored
Someone get this man a budget and film crew. I wanna witness what this man can create
An absolute S-tier ASMR
Man, waiting to see if my answers were correct and how many points I’d get made this feel somewhat like a gameshow. Imagine a Family Feud ASMR or something lol
Question 18 got me like:
finally new unintelligible episode!
“So what’s taken place over the last 4 years”
Jesus where do we begin.
Omg even the questions match up!
You need to make a separate video of you pulling paper out of that stack at the end. super tingly!
It’s finally here
Never been this early, unless you speak to my missus
I would just like to point out that this madman put an actual massive tower of papers next to him as a prop. There's a reason he's one of my favorite ASMRtists. 😂😂
Help, I listened to this out loud, fell asleep, and woke up to my furniture floating!
Knowing ER the 'unintelligible' part is probably completely coherent for him and he is genuine giving us grades
I saw this while I was watching another video about to go to sleep and thought this was one of those ones years ago lollll got here less than 10 mins
Great vid honestly
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THE YEAR 2023!!!