Years ago, my Pittsburgh dad saw jehovah's witnesses coming up the street, so he threw open the front door, yelled out "NO THANKS, WE'RE ALREADY SAVED!" and slammed it shut. I had no idea what that was all about as a kid, but I still crack up thinking about it now.
An old friend of my parents always used to ask Jehovah's Witnesses for their home addresses whenever they came knocking on his door. They'd decline to answer, of course, and ask him why he would want to know such a thing. He always told them, "It's so I can come bang on your door all day, leave stupid crap in your mailbox, bug the hell out of you, and see how YOU like it." They stopped visiting him after that. He always did the same thing whenever a telemarketer called his house. He'd ask them for their home phone numbers, so he could "call them persistently, annoy the sh*t out of them during dinnertime, like they frequently did to him, and see how they liked it." 😆
I invite them in. Heck there were two Mormons that came by, and I talked to THEM. A year later the one guy quit the church and gained 50 pounds. True story.
This had me cracking up. We’d jump on the couch to look out the window and crack up whenever they got any of the neighbors. Then we’d start ducking and giggling when they came to our door. Meanwhile, our mom would be yelling for us to be quiet and act like we weren’t home. 🤦🏽♀️😂
This is my neighborhood when they come around, it's like a Western movie before a gunfight, or like the mob showed up. People just see them and start walking home, talking to each neighbor like "Go inside and pretend your not home for 30 minutes."
Haha a Rax reference, wow. That brings back good memories, I worked at the one in Johnstown back in the day. Whenever I get homesick I throw on these videos. Keep up the great work Pittsburgh Dad.
Nice, when I move back to PA I'd like to move to Somerset. Yeah I miss that place, the Johnstown one closed years ago, its a Dunkin Donuts now. Idk if the one in East Freedom is still open or not.
I was rewatching some old videos today and this is one of my favorites. 😆 Pittsburgh Dad is the best for laughter......especially when you're from "the Burgh". 😉
Oh great, bring on the complainers. Yinz must be Browns' fans. I do the exact same thing when they come around. I had one incident where they knocked on my door for almost 5 minutes. They must've heard me breathing or something. Great episode!
I think its funny that people think they are being sneaky, but most of the time Jehovah's Witnesses can tell if your home, we call it HBH . . . HOME BUT HIDING.
Honey God doesn't need anything from you, but you cannot serve two masters and I would want to be on the good side of the one who has the most power! Lol
They caught my friend and me sitting on his porch after a round of golf. We told them they could stay if they would have a beer with us. That got rid of them. Quickly too.
Zach Lewis cmon bro calling a religious group that try and help people a cult is a little harsh. it's not like their trying to make their people have their teenage girls marry old men.
Zach Lewis The Organization of JWs is under investigation for sex abuse, they practice shunning, destroy families, allow their own children to die if they need blood transfusions... just to name a few. They are indeed a cult. A dangerous one.
Apex Predator Lmao!!! You got THAT from my comment? Sounds like someone is in denial that their religion is a hoax and is trying to discredit me among your peers. The organization is a spawn of the Adventist movement... do some research. Oh wait... you would get disfellowshipped for apostasy. We wouldn't want THAT.
Carrie Bee sorry but I guess we're both wrong I grew up next to some of them when i was younger. I remember how they worked. Sorry to disappoint but I wouldn't deny what religion I was in. And no-one in this shitty little box known as UA-cam would I consider my peers. I'm not a religious person but I would say this. To do what you're doing calling someone's religious beliefs a cult by looking at one side of the coin is wrong. I'm just saying you have for some reason taken a big liking to them for some fuckin reason and you seem to know alot about them. Some bias in your comments fora reason.
My dad spoke to them over 7 years ago, and they still show up at the house. I just made myself scarce because of them. White shirt and tie might also be mormons. We've got lots of them here, too.
I'm a Jehovah's witness, and do I blame people for doing this? No. I can't be mad or even irritated, if I'm knocking I'm the one disturbing them. Though, the worst/best moments are when people get mad at me beside they think I'm Mormon. It's funny when I explain I'm not Mormon to people.
Happy says Aye! I made the mistake of wearing that. The look on their faces, "A Black Mormon!?" Another dude said, "I thought you were Muslim but you aren't wearing a bow tie."
All you have to do is have a U.S. Flag with you and say, "I'll listen to you if you first join me in saying the pledge to the Flag." They will go away.
We would use the fire rule stop drop and roll when they would come to the door. They didn't know what to do when my sisters and me would rip to the ground and roll away from the door lmao.
I was a Jehovah's Witness up until 2000 then my parents got divorced and I went to college and decided not to go back, the video was funny I laughed at a few of the references.
me my. Son and a friend of son were watching movies all night and slept in the living room at around 8-8:30,am in the morning a knock on the door my son half a sleep opens the door and before the Jehovah witnesses said a word...my son said nope ..and let the door close in their face lol!!! They had nerve to comeback a couple weeks later.....be answered the door and told him his family was satin worshipers and he was kind of busy and had to make a sacrifice and they were interrupting...with a cat in one hand and a big knife in the other.( don't worry the cat was not hurt the cat made it to be 13 years old lol!!) Their faces was classic!!
Also were not pretending to be sneaky. We just don't want to be mean and literally run home. We could also call the cops and say there is weird people on our porch but nobody does that because were trying to be decent..... "Home but hiding" thats a good one. Call it "Home but they don't wanna be "That guy" who tells you to f off in front of his whole neighborhood."
+Dave Frye My father used to do the same thing, they usually get disgusted and leave after a while when he was done arguing with them over the minutia of Bible verses, especially in regards to Michael the archangel.
Dude what the hell if you don’t want to be bothered the first time you just have to say I’m not interested anymore And down for they don’t have to go back, Not only that this is so disrespectful I could be looking for you and the closing my door is every time you came
Although it seems a bit insensitive to make fun of a particular religion, this video doesn't do that. If you've ever had Jehovah's witnesses at your house you know for a fact that you do exactly the same thing. It's more satirical. Just be a bit careful pdad.
Years ago, my Pittsburgh dad saw jehovah's witnesses coming up the street, so he threw open the front door, yelled out "NO THANKS, WE'RE ALREADY SAVED!" and slammed it shut. I had no idea what that was all about as a kid, but I still crack up thinking about it now.
My Pittsburgh Grandpa once chased a Jehovah's Witness down the street on Christmas morning.
Sick story bro
An old friend of my parents always used to ask Jehovah's Witnesses for their home addresses whenever they came knocking on his door.
They'd decline to answer, of course, and ask him why he would want to know such a thing.
He always told them, "It's so I can come bang on your door all day, leave stupid crap in your mailbox, bug the hell out of you, and see how YOU like it."
They stopped visiting him after that.
He always did the same thing whenever a telemarketer called his house.
He'd ask them for their home phone numbers, so he could "call them persistently, annoy the sh*t out of them during dinnertime, like they frequently did to him, and see how they liked it."
😆
Great story.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would have paid to see that
I invite them in. Heck there were two Mormons that came by, and I talked to THEM. A year later the one guy quit the church and gained 50 pounds. True story.
LOLOL
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Perry McNeil What about it?
I like your style lol
Hell yes, Rax. Pittsburgh Dad knows what's up.
Love Rax!
I miss Rax
OMG! We did this sooooo many times with my Dad! This has got to be one of the best episodes yet (aside from Time Traveling to Hills)!
I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness....This had me cracking up so bad!!!
finally someone who can take a joke! 👍
Amber Todd So am I and that part about Bruce Willis and Armageddon had me dying
Me too. What use to crack me up, is when the kids came to the door and said my momma said she ain't here... lol
Lol same
Did you go around harassing people?
This had me cracking up. We’d jump on the couch to look out the window and crack up whenever they got any of the neighbors. Then we’d start ducking and giggling when they came to our door. Meanwhile, our mom would be yelling for us to be quiet and act like we weren’t home. 🤦🏽♀️😂
This is my neighborhood when they come around, it's like a Western movie before a gunfight, or like the mob showed up. People just see them and start walking home, talking to each neighbor like "Go inside and pretend your not home for 30 minutes."
Haha a Rax reference, wow. That brings back good memories, I worked at the one in Johnstown back in the day. Whenever I get homesick I throw on these videos. Keep up the great work Pittsburgh Dad.
I'm from Somerset I love the Johnstown Rax!
Nice, when I move back to PA I'd like to move to Somerset. Yeah I miss that place, the Johnstown one closed years ago, its a Dunkin Donuts now. Idk if the one in East Freedom is still open or not.
The one in East Freedom closed as well. It is now Backyard Burgers
Damn, well at least it became a good restaurant still if it had to go.
I was rewatching some old videos today and this is one of my favorites. 😆 Pittsburgh Dad is the best for laughter......especially when you're from "the Burgh". 😉
Literally just hid from them. I was in the kitchen cleaning and my door bell rang. I looked at the camera and went, oh hell no! Not today! 😂😂
my dad used to do the same thing when they came around, tell us to stay away from windows, or go play in the basement, just like a tornado.
Just tell them the truth.
Say if they don't believe in Jesus as Savior they ARE A CULT.
I'm NEVER disappointed with pittsburgh dad episodes :)
We have a huge sign on the front door telling people not to knock or ring the bell unless we know you. lol
Loll I just stumbled on this channel. This is gold! Subscribed immediately!
Oh great, bring on the complainers. Yinz must be Browns' fans. I do the exact same thing when they come around. I had one incident where they knocked on my door for almost 5 minutes. They must've heard me breathing or something. Great episode!
lol. exactly!
Michael Warbux I'm a witness and even I have to say that anything over 30 seconds is too much. 5 minutes is just weird
I can't lie I have done this before, a few times actually. Funny stuff! What's that cat eatin Bang Snaps.
I think its funny that people think they are being sneaky, but most of the time Jehovah's Witnesses can tell if your home, we call it HBH . . . HOME BUT HIDING.
What congregation are you from may I ask?
this is fantastic! as a Pittsburgher a can relate to this well.
I see he went to a Free Shirt Friday at PNC!!! GO BUCS!
I’m from Newfoundland and whenever they come up we turn off the t.v, lights close the curtains and get down on the floor
I have a No Trespassing sign on my front porch. That covers anyone trying to sell me anything, including God.
Honey God doesn't need anything from you, but you cannot serve two masters and I would want to be on the good side of the one who has the most power! Lol
Threats, manipulation, and bad arguments. Who's he the god of? Shady salesmen?
Dere like Tremors !!! Great writing guys !!!
Curt, please do one about the jag at Giant Eagles putting your Klondikes at the bottom of the bag.
They were just at my door so I had to come back and watch this!!
The hoagie fundraiser, a western PA classic. A teenage boy could eat four in one sitting, the best customer.
“Alright tell me about the good news”😂😂😂
My Dad had to drive their car back up our driveway one winter as they couldn't make it up our hill. They got stuck halfway up about 5 times.
Did anyone else see the Picture of Big Ben with the thumb in the picture
They caught my friend and me sitting on his porch after a round of golf. We told them they could stay if they would have a beer with us. That got rid of them. Quickly too.
JW's are allowed to drink...it is Mormons who cannot drink alcohol or coffee.
We just bought a Hempfield township band sub on Saturday! :) They made 9000 of them! They were all over Greensburg.
Omg this will always be my favorite episode
Jason Worilds needs to see this
agreed
Hiding from a cult is a good thing...
Zach Lewis cmon bro calling a religious group that try and help people a cult is a little harsh. it's not like their trying to make their people have their teenage girls marry old men.
Zach Lewis The Organization of JWs is under investigation for sex abuse, they practice shunning, destroy families, allow their own children to die if they need blood transfusions... just to name a few. They are indeed a cult. A dangerous one.
Carrie Bee sounds like someone got disfellowshipped and is angry. Don't commit the ultimate sin of blasphemy if you catch my drift.
Apex Predator Lmao!!! You got THAT from my comment? Sounds like someone is in denial that their religion is a hoax and is trying to discredit me among your peers. The organization is a spawn of the Adventist movement... do some research. Oh wait... you would get disfellowshipped for apostasy. We wouldn't want THAT.
Carrie Bee sorry but I guess we're both wrong I grew up next to some of them when i was younger. I remember how they worked. Sorry to disappoint but I wouldn't deny what religion I was in. And no-one in this shitty little box known as UA-cam would I consider my peers. I'm not a religious person but I would say this. To do what you're doing calling someone's religious beliefs a cult by looking at one side of the coin is wrong. I'm just saying you have for some reason taken a big liking to them for some fuckin reason and you seem to know alot about them. Some bias in your comments fora reason.
Shit....I’m a pittsburgher residing in jersey now he had me rollin ...had to subscribe...u go
One of my favorites already!
Oh fuck, one of the best authentic details of Pittsburgh Dad is the sponsorship by Turner's iced tea.
Guilty as charged before I really took the time to listen to their message of "World Peace & Love"
Love It!!!!! Thank Yinz guys for a great show!!
That Bruce Willis Armageddon shit made me laugh hysterically!
So I close the door and the gate in front of the house and some how They Still Knock for long time like a long time.
Like baby Jesus was born in Jurassic park 🤣🤣
the water bill! gets ya every time.
This is another good one!
I just told them I wasn't interested, plus they could see through the open door a hoarder's house, no where to sit down.
Love the photo on the table behind you. Nice finger.
This is how I feel when I'm gone alone.
Open the door wearing a white robe and say "hello my sons" 😂😂😂
lol
Damn I miss Rax!!
My dad spoke to them over 7 years ago, and they still show up at the house. I just made myself scarce because of them. White shirt and tie might also be mormons. We've got lots of them here, too.
I'm a Jehovah's Witness. I laughed.
Kalisha Priddy So am I, and I agree. This was really funny
I'm a Jehovah's witness, and do I blame people for doing this? No. I can't be mad or even irritated, if I'm knocking I'm the one disturbing them. Though, the worst/best moments are when people get mad at me beside they think I'm Mormon. It's funny when I explain I'm not Mormon to people.
Right on
Keep on keeping on! Love the Jehovah witnesses
when he said white T shirts, black ties, black suit cases.......that sounded like the Mormons.
Happy says Aye! I made the mistake of wearing that. The look on their faces, "A Black Mormon!?" Another dude said, "I thought you were Muslim but you aren't wearing a bow tie."
Hahahahahahahaha:) I remember my dad doing that:) This is so Pittsburgh Dad:) Great job yinz guys:)
Yinz guys are on top of your game!
Gotta come out with a
3...2...1...JAGOFF bit.
AND a shirt to match!
Free shirt friday cutch shirt LOL
I love this sit com....
Lol 0:31 Pittsburgh dad and Ben picture with the thumb
We're u at a church fair a couple of days ago?
Do one at the Spirit Halloween store
Last time I remember encountering Jehovah's witnesses, my dad's dog ran away as soon as the door was opened!🤦🏼♀️😅
This is hilarious. We did the same thing!
Great Tremors reference!
All you have to do is have a U.S. Flag with you and say, "I'll listen to you if you first join me in saying the pledge to the Flag." They will go away.
Rax! Oh my word, we loved Rax! Haven't heard that in years.
Last winter 🤣🤣🤣 I just peed myself 😲 thanks Dad!
LOL at him acting like it's The Purge!! I do the exact same thing, btw. LOL
You are really funny, Pittsburgh Dad!
I hid behind a chair & my butt head brother opened the door. He was grinning ear to ear when he pointed me out & I had to stand up.
We would use the fire rule stop drop and roll when they would come to the door. They didn't know what to do when my sisters and me would rip to the ground and roll away from the door lmao.
Dad rides the T
One came at my door a couple days ago
"The good hoagies" so true!!!!
PITTSBURGH! Steelers! You earned a sub!
Omfg!!! I pissed myself rm laughing so hard!!!!
I was a Jehovah's Witness up until 2000 then my parents got divorced and I went to college and decided not to go back, the video was funny I laughed at a few of the references.
hoagies for the win! .. and those amazing strombolis
"they're like Tremors" lmao
I pretended to not speak English when Jehovah’s Witness came to my door.
Uncle alligator, lol
im sorry but i do this to
Love this video
me my. Son and a friend of son were watching movies all night and slept in the living room at around 8-8:30,am in the morning a knock on the door my son half a sleep opens the door and before the Jehovah witnesses said a word...my son said nope ..and let the door close in their face lol!!! They had nerve to comeback a couple weeks later.....be answered the door and told him his family was satin worshipers and he was kind of busy and had to make a sacrifice and they were interrupting...with a cat in one hand and a big knife in the other.( don't worry the cat was not hurt the cat made it to be 13 years old lol!!) Their faces was classic!!
Love the movie references
Hahaha! Loved it! :D
They're heeeere!
Yes, RAX.
Haha, we got the same Vermouth picture
I remember when I was going to Franklin Regional School District they had Ford Blue Bird School Buses And One of them was a60
Forgot to say wearing a name tag
Also were not pretending to be sneaky. We just don't want to be mean and literally run home. We could also call the cops and say there is weird people on our porch but nobody does that because were trying to be decent..... "Home but hiding" thats a good one.
Call it "Home but they don't wanna be "That guy" who tells you to f off in front of his whole neighborhood."
HEY IM JEAHOVA WITNESS!🤬😡
Oh heck. I invite them in. They left because I started having an influence on the younger trainee. You just have to know what's in the Good Book.
+Dave Frye My father used to do the same thing, they usually get disgusted and leave after a while when he was done arguing with them over the minutia of Bible verses, especially in regards to Michael the archangel.
Is Pittsburgh Dad still going to hide when Jason Worilds is now the one knocking on his door?
I miss Rax.
They do wait a long time at the door....
I loved Rax!
Lol, "get in the haz"
Fun fact......Tom is from Baltimore, fun fact
Dude what the hell if you don’t want to be bothered the first time you just have to say I’m not interested anymore And down for they don’t have to go back, Not only that this is so disrespectful I could be looking for you and the closing my door is every time you came
Although it seems a bit insensitive to make fun of a particular religion, this video doesn't do that. If you've ever had Jehovah's witnesses at your house you know for a fact that you do exactly the same thing. It's more satirical. Just be a bit careful pdad.