Trying To Get Into a German Nightclub

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  • @macytaylor9819
    @macytaylor9819 4 роки тому +6556

    “i’m german!” *starts counting to three in german to prove it*

    • @Beccis1
      @Beccis1 4 роки тому +150

      ein, zwei DRY

    • @augusTJ
      @augusTJ 4 роки тому +8

      Hahahaha that part was really fun

    • @formicidaeinc.8075
      @formicidaeinc.8075 4 роки тому +91

      Ich bin Amerikaner
      One
      Two
      Three

    • @arke4936
      @arke4936 4 роки тому +1

      @@formicidaeinc.8075 ja

    • @Emily-vp8dz
      @Emily-vp8dz 4 роки тому +14

      "Ich bin German"

  • @DarkseidMikie
    @DarkseidMikie 4 роки тому +6048

    Who’s the DJ tonight? The correct answer: me, Sauce me that aux chord

  • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
    @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 4 роки тому +18415

    "Dude i from here. I'm german...eins, zwei, drei"
    As a german i couldn’t detect any lies. You're free to go, sir.

  • @deacons.3428
    @deacons.3428 4 роки тому +5508

    I’d like to imagine every time he gets declined, he goes to his beer, takes one sip, puts it down and tries again.

    • @Джонатан-р8д
      @Джонатан-р8д 4 роки тому +17

      😭😭😭

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 роки тому +6

      Hahaha

    • @tyleshiasmith4547
      @tyleshiasmith4547 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Eli-ve3ig
      @Eli-ve3ig 4 роки тому

      Why is no-one talking about your awesome name???? I love P!ATD too!!! haha.

    • @r.b.m7283
      @r.b.m7283 4 роки тому +11

      Like he's THAT hammered that he forgets he already tried to get in once he comes back to his beer drinking spot😭😭😭

  • @jillianvalentine5800
    @jillianvalentine5800 4 роки тому +12486

    Cody: *trying to get into the most exclusive club in Germany*
    also Cody: “idk man I just wandered out of the alley”

  • @JazzWalk
    @JazzWalk 4 роки тому +8638

    Hey! This is the voice-actor who speaks at the beginning of the website. Someone told me they heard my voice from this thing. Lol. I’m actually shocked as to what it was used for. I vaguely remember them asking me to sound robotic when delivering the prompt. Anyways, sorry you didn’t get in haha. Hilarious video.

    • @cfclegend7509
      @cfclegend7509 4 роки тому +198

      Lmao that’s mad. How did they contact u?

    • @ariq456
      @ariq456 4 роки тому +43

      Wow man

    • @anneliesegray8294
      @anneliesegray8294 4 роки тому +14

      OKAY

    • @modestomouso1234
      @modestomouso1234 4 роки тому +25

      Jazz The Voice haha that’s so sick. People always tell me I should do radio or voiceovers. I guess we have that BASS 🎶

    • @NoNo-pg5rq
      @NoNo-pg5rq 4 роки тому +10

      Jazz The Voice Thanks for telling me to turn up my volume lololol

  • @breadpilled2587
    @breadpilled2587 4 роки тому +9411

    I need this training but for like... learning normal human interaction.

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton 4 роки тому +17

      Cody should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

    • @bellabrown9158
      @bellabrown9158 4 роки тому

      Matt Milton has Koo iiioiiiioooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • @b.r.1791
      @b.r.1791 4 роки тому +18

      I literally do this all the time as well. I once looked up how to order subway.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 4 роки тому +10

      pullin up to get me a everything bagel n aks some skinny 16yo dude named Kenneth taking my order to hold the pickles please n hes like how come n i tell him i dont wanna over indulge n he rips my coupon in half n spits me in the face before asking me to leave the kiosk

    • @aliyahmorris1281
      @aliyahmorris1281 4 роки тому

      Na fareal

  • @phoebealtheashinneachun1783
    @phoebealtheashinneachun1783 4 роки тому +21354

    Cody saying that he was invited but didn’t go = Madison Beer saying she was supposed to be in the video

    • @Girthqueen
      @Girthqueen 4 роки тому +233

      LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @lanam07
      @lanam07 4 роки тому +1227

      "Don't want to say it because everyone will be like 'you're lying, i hate you', but i was supposed to be in the video😌🤭"

    • @mommymilkers6978
      @mommymilkers6978 4 роки тому +90

      Same energy😂😂

    • @katieboyle8085
      @katieboyle8085 4 роки тому +3

      LAMAOO O O

    • @bumblebeelegwarmers2786
      @bumblebeelegwarmers2786 4 роки тому +6

      AHAHAJDKSJDKS

  • @mariebrady8913
    @mariebrady8913 4 роки тому +8426

    He asked me where I came from I said “ur moms” and he let me in lmao

  • @alexandraguevara296
    @alexandraguevara296 4 роки тому +40028

    looks like mr struggle can’t get into the club

  • @tylertanaka94
    @tylertanaka94 4 роки тому +26575

    Noel would get into this place no problem with his dark ass energy lmao

    • @masterchief5833
      @masterchief5833 4 роки тому +248

      Dark ass energy? Noel seems like a respectable and friendly guy.

    • @tylertanaka94
      @tylertanaka94 4 роки тому +898

      It's a joke why you gotta be so serious damn

    • @iamsalmanfarisi
      @iamsalmanfarisi 4 роки тому +272

      You're damn right he would

    • @ceeri9729
      @ceeri9729 4 роки тому +56

      Tyler Tanaka How is that being serious?😂 you’re the one getting excited about it

    • @tylertanaka94
      @tylertanaka94 4 роки тому +60

      K

  • @witlessmargo7129
    @witlessmargo7129 4 роки тому +2822

    “Well Sven rhymes with friend.” Immediately gets tasered

  • @nathanhansen1846
    @nathanhansen1846 4 роки тому +5043

    Sven- where are you from?
    Cody- (in Jamaican accent) “I’m German”

    • @lukaorihime5638
      @lukaorihime5638 4 роки тому +71

      The thing is he didn’t asked which country you are from but where you where / what you did before you went of to get here lmao

    • @NeonGrillz
      @NeonGrillz 4 роки тому +20

      @@lukaorihime5638 Yeah, but it wasn't translated that well to be fair.

    • @shifa444
      @shifa444 4 роки тому +15

      BALEGDEH

    • @paisley4197
      @paisley4197 4 роки тому +2

      shifa i can hear this comment and it makes me uncomfortable

  • @OneSmolHurt
    @OneSmolHurt 4 роки тому +3488

    the german is so badly translated... so he's asking where you JUST came from, not where you come from, and if had something to drink, not if you're drunk

    • @phoenix9531
      @phoenix9531 4 роки тому +38

      It said "where are you coming from", thats correct

    • @Oli_the_Alien
      @Oli_the_Alien 4 роки тому +181

      @@phoenix9531 but it's kinda misleading

    • @Tonobread
      @Tonobread 4 роки тому +67

      Yeah I was kinda cringing the translation was horrible lol

    • @smalldogbigfeelings
      @smalldogbigfeelings 4 роки тому +49

      tbh its probably intentional bc they'd rather have german locals

    • @DrunkenGyarados
      @DrunkenGyarados 4 роки тому +5

      @@Oli_the_Alien I don't think it was misleading, Cody was just reading it wrong

  • @yesthisisniamh
    @yesthisisniamh 4 роки тому +3965

    Sven: Wie alt bist du?
    Cody: How ever old you want me to be, age is just a number
    Sven: Nicht heute Opa

  • @kiragraef8445
    @kiragraef8445 4 роки тому +6668

    shoulda just called him sugar gay, easiest ticket into any club ever.

    • @hannahrm1501
      @hannahrm1501 4 роки тому +90

      sugar what dude?

    • @eva2494
      @eva2494 4 роки тому +37

      @@hannahrm1501 i'm guessing you haven't been watching Cody for a while

    • @theworldbreaker
      @theworldbreaker 4 роки тому +140

      "bro sugar what bro?" (starts kissing another dude) "SUGAR WHAT BRO?"

    • @cahcahweewizz
      @cahcahweewizz 4 роки тому +80

      it seems more like you haven’t bro, they’re just quoting the video

    • @shawnhammond
      @shawnhammond 4 роки тому +1

      Eva Hughes what vid is it??

  • @abbyfletcher1345
    @abbyfletcher1345 4 роки тому +22984

    i know for a FACT noel would get in with no problem

    • @kenyagonzalez1072
      @kenyagonzalez1072 4 роки тому +693

      Now Noel has to do this too I must know if he can get in

    • @abbyfletcher1345
      @abbyfletcher1345 4 роки тому +53

      Kenya Gonzalez hahah YES

    • @Onehundredpounds
      @Onehundredpounds 4 роки тому +206

      it literally depends on how you dress lol. unless noel wants to wear leather assless chaps

    • @ananyasubramaniam7236
      @ananyasubramaniam7236 4 роки тому +252

      My friend thought that cody and noel aren't friends anymore cause they don't make videos anymore, like thats cringe. I was like "you know there's a pandemic going on right?"

    • @msms_124
      @msms_124 4 роки тому +8

      @@ananyasubramaniam7236 LMAO

  • @marvinzornig6267
    @marvinzornig6267 4 роки тому +3213

    "I'm sure people who have been there are going to say: 'It's nothing like that'"
    It's EXACTLY like that haha.

  • @notme.479
    @notme.479 4 роки тому +4068

    "Are you on drugs"
    Cody: Yes but no

  • @smashingairguitars
    @smashingairguitars 4 роки тому +2434

    Bouncer: "who's spinning tonight?"
    Me: "Why are you asking me? Don't you work here? Can I see a manager?"

  • @96flows73
    @96flows73 4 роки тому +2010

    Who is playing tonight?
    Cody: “Diplo”
    Lmao Cody too funny

    • @humayoonnazer4938
      @humayoonnazer4938 3 роки тому

      1.7k likes and no reply?

    • @96flows73
      @96flows73 3 роки тому +3

      @@humayoonnazer4938 well you were the first one 🙏

    • @lillegoman
      @lillegoman 2 роки тому +1

      He uh means the lego right

  • @sassygirl9385
    @sassygirl9385 4 роки тому +1613

    “Here. I am a local” he says coolly as his headphone slides off

  • @RealMagicClan
    @RealMagicClan 4 роки тому +672

    Sven:
    Heute wieder Cody abweisen. Gar kein Bock.

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 роки тому +1707

    Cody: Well "Sven" rhymes with "friend"
    Sven: You can't come in here

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 4 роки тому +4

      ok but also me @ my dumb idiot stupid ass friends

    • @obbo333
      @obbo333 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao for real

  • @hamamaha6854
    @hamamaha6854 4 роки тому +914

    lmaooo how cody literally answered "germany" to the question that was supposed to me "where are u coming from" as in what did u do tonight before getting here

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 4 роки тому +1

      @Judy Mwanzo no. It's off off off. If you're going to correct someone, at the very least take your time to make sure you're actually right.

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 4 роки тому

      @Judy Mwanzo Suppose they did edit their comment to correct their spelling - that means you didn't so much correct them with your comment as much as make fun of them. Sorry for the mixup, in that case, but it doesn't make you look all THAT much better than what I thought before if I'm being honest.

    • @oliviajoy1589
      @oliviajoy1589 4 роки тому +1

      Don Korb Who’s gonna tell Don it’s not that deep

    • @oliviajoy1589
      @oliviajoy1589 4 роки тому +1

      Ur Mum holy shit I sure hope you’re joking

    • @oliviajoy1589
      @oliviajoy1589 4 роки тому

      Judy Mwanzo Ikr lol. People nowadays 😅 I don’t see literally anything wrong with what you said

  • @tomboy2980
    @tomboy2980 4 роки тому +2156

    Idk I think it's actually pretty responsible of them not to let confused elderly men into their clubs tbh

  • @ryanstearns9724
    @ryanstearns9724 4 роки тому +5455

    The boys from the tmg podcast know what’s about to go down

  • @Maddel97
    @Maddel97 4 роки тому +5199

    Basically, putting "German" in any title summons all German watchers

    • @TheSleepyGrove
      @TheSleepyGrove 4 роки тому +162

      How dare you say something that is entirely wahr?!

    • @jupr9245
      @jupr9245 4 роки тому +76

      Ganz genau

    • @amelie6877
      @amelie6877 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheSleepyGrove lmao

    • @jensjordan8984
      @jensjordan8984 3 роки тому +9

      waaaaaaas neeeeeeein👀👀👀👀👀where?

    • @mar1ine
      @mar1ine 3 роки тому +5

      so siehts aus

  • @michaelsaxonson251
    @michaelsaxonson251 4 роки тому +230

    I like to imagine everybody inside the club is just playing chess with smooth jazz playing

  • @TheMiniVader
    @TheMiniVader 4 роки тому +4584

    cody trying to get into a german nightclub: *speaks english*

    • @existingthing3888
      @existingthing3888 4 роки тому +140

      TheMiniVader *in english* : yeah I’m from here

    • @johnnymendez7777
      @johnnymendez7777 4 роки тому +24

      Lots of them speak English irl

    • @TheMiniVader
      @TheMiniVader 4 роки тому +21

      Johnny Mendez i know but still if ur trying to get into a very exclusive german nightclub u might think they only speak german there lol

    • @sdreaver816
      @sdreaver816 4 роки тому +18

      Na. Half of the people in Berghain cannot speak German. Yeah. It helps to try to speak a little. But you can get in fine with English if you are dressed right and honestly sometimes it just feels like a bit of luck. It's best to go early in the morning. Like 7-10 am on Saturday or else you'll be waiting for 2-3 hours + to be told no. Go at an odd time and if you get knocked back, come back later. If you have your stamp, you can leave and get back in.

    • @iggk2280
      @iggk2280 4 роки тому +1

      Or you just have to be an extremely hot girl :)

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew 4 роки тому +5621

    I’ve been in a few times here’s the code: speak German politely enough to express that you’re not a native speaker and the attempt is appreciated. Wear all black, or dark colors, don’t look too American...as in trainers and sweats. Be casual in your demeanor, they smell fear. No large groups, 2-3 people is best, BE QUIET in line, like silent. Smile, briefly, as to the drinking and drugs, I say no to the drugs and that I’ve had a drink but am not drunk...YET. I’m also 42 and age doesn’t matter at all, it’s all about vibe and they want people there who aren’t there as spectators, it’s a genuinely good club and they want the experience saved for true appreciation not status people there for novelty. It’s not hard, go late Saturday night or Friday night after midnight and you’re in. Also, KNOW WHO IS SPINNING!!! It’s an insult to want in for a stranger, they really care if you care enough to bother. It’s not about beauty, age, money or status...all you have to do is stand in line and see who gets in and voila, if you don’t feel confident and comfortable they’ll send you off because again they want you to have fun not be overwhelmed and bewildered.
    Not like any of us are going to Berghain any time soon anyhow.
    Ugh.
    But, like I said, I’m 42, I’m 5’10” I wear clogs and modest dresses no leather or spikes jewelry, I’ve got very long dark wavy hair and I don’t really wear makeup...smile but not too much, just, be yourself, no affectation. It works around the world. I’ve never not gotten into a club and I’m nobody special.
    Edit
    I almost didn’t get into Reina in Istanbul. I was dressed WAY down, not jeans down but I didn’t prepare for the night, we came upon it organically and they wanted you to look MONEY. I was with friends from Yale so we had a Greek woman, a Spanish woman, a French man, a Dutch man two Turkish friends and another American man and myself, a large group and some of us were better looking/wealthier looking than others and they gave me a hard up and down and I know I looked SLOPPY, all white linen dress wrinkled with a FOOD stain on the front, frazzled hair and pit stains...not my finest hour after a day dragging my ass around Istanbul. I think my belt and accessories saved me, but it was close and I sort of wanted to leave because it is expensive and overrated...the view is amazing and it’s got some really chill peaceful seating that makes it worth it but after the shooting I don’t even know if it’s still there?
    But that one..:yeah, they’ll give you a HARD up and down and they say nothing, it’s all looks, totally shallow. You can be unattractive so long as you wear a Rolex.

    • @geraldinegreutert7005
      @geraldinegreutert7005 4 роки тому +828

      I appreciate the effort that you wrote this. I never went to Berghain but this will be my manual on how to get in lol

    • @geraldinegreutert7005
      @geraldinegreutert7005 4 роки тому +248

      "Do you think you are at the right place here?" What would possibly be the wrong thing to say?

    • @izmc9152
      @izmc9152 4 роки тому +79

      thank you?

    • @Jaragreene
      @Jaragreene 4 роки тому +203

      How do you find out who’s playing?

    • @KateCarew
      @KateCarew 4 роки тому +161

      here for healing you would just say yes. You just answer honestly
      I don’t think the computer game is at all real life related
      But there ARE certain things that help in real life
      I saw large groups turned away
      Very visibly intoxicated people
      Loud people
      And people who had attitude were not welcomed across the board

  • @r.b.m7283
    @r.b.m7283 4 роки тому +878

    "Drunk" Kelsey is just Normal Cody.

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 4 роки тому +1268

    I wanna see someone do this where they take a drink every time they don’t get in. Maybe by the time they’re wasted they’ll make it in lol

    • @wenchology
      @wenchology 4 роки тому +23

      I’ll take one for the team

    • @alexxander966
      @alexxander966 4 роки тому +12

      Renata Is A Lizard - if you do, I’ll most definitely subscribe lol

  • @chris-um1ib
    @chris-um1ib 4 роки тому +1766

    Did Cody really hit us with the classic UA-camr Phrase “big things are coming soon”

    • @leilahbrown8688
      @leilahbrown8688 4 роки тому +32

      maybe blue ass water will be involved

    • @jonahguinn3083
      @jonahguinn3083 4 роки тому +2

      He’s talking about real bro’s of Simi Valley 😳

    • @carmenliiza
      @carmenliiza 4 роки тому +2

      leilah brown what about white ass sand?😳

    • @csalt1658
      @csalt1658 4 роки тому +1

      he’s changed bro 😔✌🏼

    • @christiantretter4605
      @christiantretter4605 4 роки тому +2

      He has a couple passion projects in the works

  • @justanotheranimationchanne5725
    @justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 роки тому +412

    “are you on drugs” “bro, so many”

  • @svrndrs7112
    @svrndrs7112 4 роки тому +932

    The ”where r u coming from“ question is translated hella badly, he’s asking where u been before coming to the club

    • @StummerVogel
      @StummerVogel 4 роки тому +33

      Not really, it's very much implied by the tense that they're talking about just now and not his country.

    • @roni4138
      @roni4138 4 роки тому +24

      Deutsch Leistungskurs niggas be like

    • @katieboyle8085
      @katieboyle8085 4 роки тому

      i thougjt that too

    • @melanieg.9092
      @melanieg.9092 4 роки тому +8

      @@StummerVogel since he is saying "grad" he is asking where you are coming from right now as in which club/party

    • @StummerVogel
      @StummerVogel 4 роки тому +4

      @@melanieg.9092 Yes, that's why the subs are exactly that. "Where are you coming from" not "where do you come from". There is no mistake there, Cody just misunderstood. But the English translation is 100% correct.

  • @MaxSkaw
    @MaxSkaw 4 роки тому +427

    Watching Cody getting rejected for 15 mins straight got to be the best thing I've seen today

  • @isabellamora8090
    @isabellamora8090 4 роки тому +574

    i just got in thru the website saying "maybe", "idk", and "it doesnt matter"

    • @MM-tn5uk
      @MM-tn5uk 4 роки тому +28

      Isabella Mora i straight up didnt answer one of the questions, it pulsed red, and i got in

    • @isabellamora8090
      @isabellamora8090 4 роки тому +40

      oh?? and here i thought the red meant you had said something wrong lol

    • @MM-tn5uk
      @MM-tn5uk 4 роки тому +8

      same???

    • @987catcat
      @987catcat 4 роки тому

      U must be hot

    • @isabellamora8090
      @isabellamora8090 4 роки тому +1

      @@987catcat Nope, I don’t think that’s it

  • @leahochsi
    @leahochsi 4 роки тому +938

    he says “wo kommst du grad her” that doesn’t mean where are you coming from as in where you’re from/where you live but actually “where have you just been”. they don’t want people that are already super drunk/ on drugs hence tired and not willing to dance. berghain’s mostly about the music so you shouldn’t just have been partying at some other club right before. hope that explanation makes sense

    • @halliewren
      @halliewren 4 роки тому +48

      that actually makes a lot of sense!

    • @lizk.4937
      @lizk.4937 4 роки тому +60

      i didnt even register that he was speaking german the whole time cause i always read subtitles anyway bruh

    • @AlexanderWollheim
      @AlexanderWollheim 4 роки тому +9

      i came here to comment this

    • @Junctus
      @Junctus 4 роки тому +35

      the correct answer is: "von Ssuhause"

    • @mannapowerninja4699
      @mannapowerninja4699 4 роки тому +1

      @@Junctus underrated comment 😂

  • @monicaleers2865
    @monicaleers2865 4 роки тому +1416

    trying to get into a german night club? sounds like mr. struggle to me

  • @alexfehrenbacher7217
    @alexfehrenbacher7217 4 роки тому +108

    “ well Sven rhymes with friend so, that’s already a good start”
    He’s not making it in

  • @miki2162
    @miki2162 4 роки тому +236

    It feels like a job interview

  • @malminusplus
    @malminusplus 4 роки тому +1353

    Kelsey looks like a Berlin City girl, she would get in no doubt

    • @justmarlen
      @justmarlen 4 роки тому +62

      omg she totally does

    • @AislingRosa
      @AislingRosa 4 роки тому +3

      Is that an insult? I don’t get it

    • @malminusplus
      @malminusplus 4 роки тому +97

      @@AislingRosa it's not intended to be one, her style and a e s t h e t i c s just fit to the berghain

    • @Colerobinson
      @Colerobinson 4 роки тому +8

      Nina kraviz vibes

    • @Hazeydaze92
      @Hazeydaze92 4 роки тому +58

      @@AislingRosa Not at all, girls in Berlin are very cool and understated, casual dress and minimal makeup & hairstyling (and often naturally pretty)

  • @lucerix6033
    @lucerix6033 4 роки тому +471

    cody: **gets mad after like 15 tries**
    ally hills: **does it for a whole day and gets in twice**

  • @jamieallen6152
    @jamieallen6152 4 роки тому +697

    If chili couldn’t get in I don’t know who can

    • @ToriHeck
      @ToriHeck 4 роки тому +15

      when I say I cackled when it cut to chili on the screen

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. 4 роки тому +2

      ollie

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 4 роки тому +1282

    Cody messed up when his answers weren't FRICTIONLESS.

  • @KaminHH
    @KaminHH 4 роки тому +283

    "im gunna act drunk" -> acts exactly like how cody acted earlier

  • @brickhouse8941
    @brickhouse8941 4 роки тому +616

    You tried to get in and the bouncer said NEIN

  • @logandraper
    @logandraper 4 роки тому +189

    Sven-"Are you on drugs?"
    Cody-"Thats...why I'm here."

  • @oliviabindon9960
    @oliviabindon9960 4 роки тому +1438

    That isn't the real Sven, look him up he's scary: Sven Marquardt is the actual Berghain bouncer

    • @minhdo1712
      @minhdo1712 4 роки тому +130

      holy shit he’s scary

    • @barbararaska7328
      @barbararaska7328 4 роки тому +221

      he looks like those tough guys who are actually really sweet and cuddly

    • @Hadesss
      @Hadesss 4 роки тому +58

      damn that dude next level cool tho

    • @fortniterocks724
      @fortniterocks724 4 роки тому +5

      HE LOOKS LIKE SPIDERMAN

    • @llllllllll9577
      @llllllllll9577 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah dude he's the man! Best time of my life

  • @rustyshakleford8590
    @rustyshakleford8590 4 роки тому +99

    Love how Cody's lecturing Kelsey on what to say even tho he's just failed like 6 times.

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending 4 роки тому +6825

    Cody really is getting old. His Alzheimer's is making him forget that he already made this video with Noel.

    • @Instinct0425
      @Instinct0425 4 роки тому +80

      Silly Cody

    • @Mel-lb3zo
      @Mel-lb3zo 4 роки тому +66

      I can't find that video. What's the title?

    • @olivian5378
      @olivian5378 4 роки тому +148

      ratedpending (please don't sue me) I’m so sick to the old jokes 😭😭😭

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 роки тому +41

      @@Mel-lb3zo "the Zac and Jay show"

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 роки тому +17

      @@olivian5378 hopefully he knows it's in good fun, he's genuinely a great content creator

  • @cami1597
    @cami1597 4 роки тому +599

    in the interview the real Sven did with GQ he literally said "You always want friction, though. That’s the theme in any good club: diversity, friction." Cody I guess it wasn't meant to be

    • @jorgesoler7753
      @jorgesoler7753 4 роки тому +3

      funniest comment

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 роки тому +29

      As a german
      .. Look at pictures of those faishony techno guys, thats how to get in. Basically look like you stepped out of a dystopian war zone

    • @quintiana
      @quintiana 3 роки тому +8

      Well Cody is frictionless sooo

    • @Alex-rx2cm
      @Alex-rx2cm 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @cashwin45
      @cashwin45 3 роки тому +5

      @@quintiana That's why they said it wasn't meant to be... because friction and frictionless are opposites 💀 you literally pointed out the joke to the person who made the joke in the first place lmfao

  • @MichaelSmith-bh7oh
    @MichaelSmith-bh7oh 4 роки тому +331

    As a German, I loved that video. Even for us it’s very hard to get in. I’m not really that much into techno but once I went there with some friends who are big fans and the only reason we got in is because we were talking German.

    • @copicopi8877
      @copicopi8877 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah really hard to be a german i guess..

    • @MichaelSmith-bh7oh
      @MichaelSmith-bh7oh 4 роки тому +49

      Lifebeam87 I think they probably get quit a lot of American Tourists with that mentality

    • @gogola728
      @gogola728 4 роки тому +46

      Lifebeam87 we don't like Americans tho so if you would wanna get in I wouldn't act too American or idk maybe say you're from Canada

    • @lexmiruna1427
      @lexmiruna1427 4 роки тому +30

      @@Lifebeam87 nobody likes americans

    • @willnegley184
      @willnegley184 4 роки тому +1

      What was it like in there

  • @chuy9463
    @chuy9463 4 роки тому +279

    Frictionless

  • @klaraf.b.9820
    @klaraf.b.9820 Рік тому +3

    "99 lufthouseballoons, the guy who did that song" had me rolling....how can you say so many wrong things in so few words

  • @caroline4897
    @caroline4897 4 роки тому +271

    i have tried this for hours and now you’re telling me ITS RANDOM

    • @masterchief5833
      @masterchief5833 4 роки тому +5

      I'm pretty sure it's not random

    • @brenbrenmao
      @brenbrenmao 4 роки тому

      i heard it’s based on facial expression

  • @miwoisthata5186
    @miwoisthata5186 4 роки тому +1262

    "German" in the title
    Germans: Die Kommentare gehören jetzt uns

  • @21milestudios60
    @21milestudios60 4 роки тому +36

    Maybe this app is actually made by the management of the club so when you turn up, they've already got video footage of all your virtual failed attempts.

  • @jadedaniella
    @jadedaniella 4 роки тому +570

    the way to beat the simulator is by acting you dont care. almost like sven is wasting your time asking questions. keep a straight face and so some eyebrow raises at the drink and drugs questions. on the last question, it is best if you respond like youre offended or like youre bored.

    • @tylerandleahcanadian3888
      @tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 роки тому +10

      Its randomly generated...

    • @jadedaniella
      @jadedaniella 4 роки тому +17

      Tyler And Leah Canadian if it was randomly generated then what is the point of the facial recognition and voice. the whole thing would be pointless

    • @tylerandleahcanadian3888
      @tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 роки тому +4

      @@jadedaniella u mean like a video game?? Lmfao

    • @tylerandleahcanadian3888
      @tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 роки тому +17

      @@jadedaniella u can do it in a web browser with no cam plugged in and still get in lol

    • @mchlle94
      @mchlle94 3 роки тому +14

      @@jadedaniella they just said that to create the illusion, but they don't actually use it. I mean, seriously, that would be pretty top notch tech wise lol

  • @ashleybishop3431
    @ashleybishop3431 4 роки тому +119

    This whole bouncer and setting looks like either a heist or a drug deal.

  • @childofthefates
    @childofthefates 4 роки тому +124

    I got in on the sixth try. Literally looked Sven in the eyes and told him I was 10 and asked him if he was the drunk one. He was like damn, she got some fire and let me in. 😅 Never felt so validated before.

  • @jldesign9268
    @jldesign9268 4 роки тому +3754

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

  • @TheMarslMcFly
    @TheMarslMcFly 4 роки тому +124

    Now fly to Berlin once Corona is over to see if you get in irl

  • @maevek8624
    @maevek8624 4 роки тому +93

    "where are you coming from" means like what bar were you just at lmfao

  • @anniedangerface
    @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +130

    I was so desperate for the dog to get in, that would have been the perfect ending.

  • @MaiaCVideos
    @MaiaCVideos 4 роки тому +162

    cody really coming for kurtis' editing style with the fart noises at 0:44

    • @haley5735
      @haley5735 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao true 😂

    • @TheIllusiveBlane
      @TheIllusiveBlane 4 роки тому +7

      Best Canadians around

    • @L4zyC4t
      @L4zyC4t 4 роки тому +3

      in the description it says edited by goofyjuice

  • @LynLyn2000
    @LynLyn2000 3 роки тому +22

    i died laughing at the part where Cody acted super tough and then said “cmonnn dude it’s me” after saying he’s not on drugs, THEN the guys screen pounded wit blood like he got psychically wounded

  • @sammie8262
    @sammie8262 4 роки тому +51

    Kesley acting drunk is just her being Cody

  • @nilohali3644
    @nilohali3644 4 роки тому +137

    When he asks “where are you coming from?“ he means where were you before like at a hotel or bar or similar. It doesn’t translates well in English

  • @cdub1010
    @cdub1010 4 роки тому +60

    "A room where you can do drugs, a room where you can have sex, a room where you can fart on people."
    So pretty much the bathrooms in any club or bar then.....

  • @saschaalea7258
    @saschaalea7258 4 роки тому +394

    As a German btw whenever Sven asked you where you were coming from he didn't mean what COUNTRY. He meant where you JUST came from. Like what were you doing right before coming to the club. The translation messed that up a bit, sooooo that could be why your answer wasn't 'right'
    Oh and also the drunk thing. It's not about if you're super drunk, just if you had something to drink.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 4 роки тому +4

      Cimrak 20ad I don’t know why I read that since it has no connection to the video whatsoever but that is heart wrenching, awful and disgusting...

    • @roshii2789
      @roshii2789 4 роки тому

      @Cimrak 20ad thank you for sharing this. I'm sharing it with my friends

    • @6235river
      @6235river 3 роки тому +1

      feeling good about myself because my automatic thought was to respond with where i had just come from lol

  • @snwdy5303
    @snwdy5303 4 роки тому +49

    Cody’s hair wavy as hell I love it

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 4 роки тому +7

    His quick reminder of “I could fall into a canal-! we’re not in Amsterdam.” Brought me too much serotonin

  • @jrapny
    @jrapny 4 роки тому +150

    If it's any consolation I got rejected irl

  • @noahstobert1
    @noahstobert1 4 роки тому +604

    this is triggering for me as my friends got into berghain and ditched me because I didn't lol. good times

    • @heavymetalloverbyladygaga
      @heavymetalloverbyladygaga 4 роки тому +10

      why not you? 😢 were y’all speaking german?

    • @artistana523
      @artistana523 4 роки тому +76

      Damn I’m sorry that gives me so much anxiety thinking about that

    • @noahstobert1
      @noahstobert1 4 роки тому +37

      Nope. From the UK. We were on a university trip to Berlin. Luckily I wasn't on my own one of my mates also didn't get in

    • @owennbeats
      @owennbeats 4 роки тому +23

      that makes me sad bro

    • @mariana2916
      @mariana2916 4 роки тому +45

      That's awful tf

  • @jasperreimers10
    @jasperreimers10 4 роки тому +16

    I feel like this just exists so that someone out there can have a ton of recordings of people rehearsing how to get into a German club

  • @lundrimlluga1384
    @lundrimlluga1384 4 роки тому +145

    i answered "ur mom" for all of the questions and got in

  • @micahpayne6414
    @micahpayne6414 4 роки тому +73

    Why should I let you in? “I know the owner Paul he lets me drink for free”

  • @tadeos8972
    @tadeos8972 4 роки тому +286

    That’s not the real Sven the real Sven is much scarier

    • @lucygraham5362
      @lucygraham5362 4 роки тому +4

      OMG i was so shocked like whos this skinty tall sven? he's way scarier

    • @lb8489
      @lb8489 4 роки тому +24

      He’s scary on the outside but in reality he’s actually a really nice dude and super into photography, look up his photographs!

  • @josh_hammer03
    @josh_hammer03 4 роки тому +80

    I feel like cody could actually have gotten in, but he just couldn't take it seriously enough

  • @charlottecollins7628
    @charlottecollins7628 4 роки тому +54

    I literally just said 'your mum' in the most monotone voice ever to every question and he LET ME IN.

    • @vanessawilson809
      @vanessawilson809 4 роки тому

      What happens when you get let in? Do they take you inside or does it just end?

    • @lsofia1871
      @lsofia1871 4 роки тому

      Vanessa Wilson it ends

  • @leontheodor8954
    @leontheodor8954 4 роки тому +64

    When it says “woher kommst du grad her?” He doesn’t mean “where are you from?” But more like “ what did you do before coming here?”

  • @cheyenneghazi
    @cheyenneghazi 4 роки тому +47

    tips to get in: go early, look gay, bring a girl(plural), speak german(atleast hello and your age), don't look basic(wear all black if u don't know how to) also
    it's not THAT good
    ps love u
    dope shirt

    • @MistaZULE
      @MistaZULE 4 роки тому +2

      Sound system is the best right? I prefer Sisyphos, but I should go there just to do it.

    • @llllllllll9577
      @llllllllll9577 4 роки тому

      FUNKTION ONE SPEAKERS

  • @tiaralcu
    @tiaralcu 4 роки тому +279

    Cody: 🤠
    Türsteher: Boah schonwieder so ein Clown💀 Nee lass mal

  • @Missliz441
    @Missliz441 4 роки тому +11

    I love how Cody’s eccentric is just a general frat dude

  • @mazig8
    @mazig8 4 роки тому +14

    The fact that you talked about the bouncer asking you "who's playing tonight?" in Amsterdam then computer Sven asked it later on killed me

  • @benk8175
    @benk8175 4 роки тому +47

    When he asks if you’re alone I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to say “No, I’m with you”

  • @gracegouyer7753
    @gracegouyer7753 4 роки тому +55

    me when cody didn’t get in: 😟
    me when kelsey didn’t get in: 😔
    me when chili didn’t get in: 😤🤬😡😤😢
    let him in !!!

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 4 роки тому +514

    It's funny because "Krokodil" is the german word for crocodile

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 4 роки тому +13

      That's literally the thing.

    • @geezburgers
      @geezburgers 4 роки тому +2

      It’s also a narcotic

  • @laurakalidz9017
    @laurakalidz9017 4 роки тому +44

    The way he disrespected Nena and her smash hit 99 Luftballons like that.... smh

  • @talibjordan9605
    @talibjordan9605 4 роки тому +13

    i'm from berlin and i can say codys first description is pretty accurate

  • @br2434
    @br2434 4 роки тому +18

    "Well because I physically wan't to be inside a club"

  • @sawyerlatta363
    @sawyerlatta363 4 роки тому +52

    When Cody says he wouldn’t go to the club because he had a flight the next day, you know he’s gettin old.

  • @isidoravujasinovic3032
    @isidoravujasinovic3032 4 роки тому +14

    i love when Cody says”age is just a number”like he isnt a grandpa himself

  • @matrixodlum4969
    @matrixodlum4969 4 роки тому +356

    there’s something ironic about cody saying sven has a “punchable face” considering there’s literally a word for that in german - bachfeifengesicht

    • @miau6509
      @miau6509 4 роки тому +73

      *Backpfeifengesicht

    • @kelpqueen159
      @kelpqueen159 4 роки тому +3

      Momento Mori my friend.

    • @kiwi-yu2ku
      @kiwi-yu2ku 4 роки тому

      @@miau6509 how do you pronounce that

    • @miau6509
      @miau6509 4 роки тому

      @@kiwi-yu2ku Buckpfifenguhsicht? 😅 Uh like in 'duh'. I can't really describe how to pronounce 'ch' or 'pf'

    • @Greggers1516
      @Greggers1516 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t think you know what irony is

  • @MWE007
    @MWE007 4 роки тому +29

    The 1 thing I learned from this is to learn who is spinning

  • @Ivalene
    @Ivalene 4 роки тому +12

    You are the most dad character ever during this whole thing. Lol

  • @SpartanC4
    @SpartanC4 4 роки тому +48

    I think he meant the club “shelter” in Amsterdam, if people want to know

  • @Mdubzzzzz
    @Mdubzzzzz 4 роки тому +10

    I was able to get in last year wearing a puma sweatshirt, black leggings, and puma trainers. I didn’t speak a lick of German just held up “2” with my fingers. We were let in immediately.
    The way to get in is something you can’t really teach it’s an attitude. You should try other techno clubs and warehouses first. The bouncers can tell if you’re going to be comfortable in that type of environment because once you’re in it’ll be the best night/weekend of your life.
    Go alone or with one other person. I went at 6am when the line was short and I’m sure that helped as well. I also had a sprained ankle lmaooo but that didn’t stop me from dancing for 12 hours 🤘🏾
    Good luck! 🖤