Man Traveled 1,000 Miles to Chop it Off ft. Steve Greene, Nikki Limo, DavidSoComedy

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  • @RubyRim
    @RubyRim 6 років тому +169

    11:00 that's the double standard I dont like. Everyone should get reprimanded for making false accusations.

    • @salmaabdullahgb
      @salmaabdullahgb 6 років тому

      But the problem is people who try get help arent believed a lot so apart from judgment or fear of not being believed theres also the fear of not being believed and being prosecuted for it.

    • @lurkingsoldi2107
      @lurkingsoldi2107 6 років тому +9

      @@salmaabdullahgb what??? Just because someone doesn't have proof of crimes committed against them it doesn't mean we should disregard fair trial and automatically believe every accusation. Like what are you even trying to say with your comment?

  • @radicalxrose
    @radicalxrose 6 років тому +415

    Maybe that's why Steve didn't want to show Nikki his butt :/ but wow poor guy.

    • @kimanianderson7099
      @kimanianderson7099 6 років тому +30

      What video did he talk about it on?

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 6 років тому +44

      @@drea94 steve pretends not to care, but he does show signs of being self conscious about a few things.

    • @radicalxrose
      @radicalxrose 6 років тому +2

      @@drea94 I said maybe not that I knew for sure.

    • @radicalxrose
      @radicalxrose 6 років тому

      And when I said poor guy I meant the guy in the story not poor Steve.

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 6 років тому

      @@radicalxrose But, my comment wasn't directed @ you so I don't know what you mean lol.

  • @jetpoops9614
    @jetpoops9614 6 років тому +143

    “How old am I” 😂😂

    • @TheAsianDude888
      @TheAsianDude888 6 років тому +32

      Seriously though. There comes a certain age where you just forget how old you are. It is trippy af. I am 20 right now and I sometimes say I am 18 when someone asks, for some goddamn reason.

    • @carolfigueirars
      @carolfigueirars 6 років тому

      I knew that both her and Julia are 28. 😂

    • @MarpenGaming
      @MarpenGaming 6 років тому +1

      I thought I had bad memory. How does anyone forget when their birthday is or how old they are? I've never done that, and I'm almost 40.

    • @ohnomyspaghett1330
      @ohnomyspaghett1330 6 років тому +1

      I think she was really tired this episode

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 років тому +185

    I also hated Elementary school for the same thing as Steve, the girls always got protected and never got in trouble and the boys got blamed for everything.

    • @zero_s3v3n18
      @zero_s3v3n18 6 років тому +5

      y'all deserve something lol

    • @teeemtee5739
      @teeemtee5739 6 років тому +17

      For real dude. Girls would get into a fight and get sent home for the day. Boys get into a fight and they get suspended for 3 days. Boys have to run a mile in 9 minutes, girls in 11. But we live in a patriarchal society because guys sit with their legs open right? Lol

    • @phoenixfunny4517
      @phoenixfunny4517 6 років тому +13

      @@teeemtee5739 if that' was suppose to mean anything then you failed because the people who decided all of that are men

    • @slug7080
      @slug7080 6 років тому +4

      thats wild bc my elementary school was the complete opposite

    • @salmaabdullahgb
      @salmaabdullahgb 6 років тому +4

      @@teeemtee5739 erm usually girls dont fight like guys and we get more time to run because we are physically/ biologically different...

  • @egetty6852
    @egetty6852 6 років тому +293

    The anti-demonetization titles just keep getting better and better 😂

    • @IceKoldKilla
      @IceKoldKilla 6 років тому +3

      True! I remember they mentioned how they did that on purpose after the whole demonetization crap with UA-cam and companies. Steve I think lost monetization on most of his videos or so he said. He seem to not give a fuck and laughed.

  • @stimihendrix3404
    @stimihendrix3404 6 років тому +215

    Wayment joe dont lump all the anime watchin black people in with that guy😂😂😂

    • @brifo3394
      @brifo3394 6 років тому +9

      Lmaoo

    • @Tinhuddz
      @Tinhuddz 6 років тому +41

      I’m black and I watch anime but I’m not a black guy with a crooked hairline who cuts niggas dicks off 😂wtf joe

    • @ICavalcadeI
      @ICavalcadeI 6 років тому +2

      💀💀💀

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 6 років тому +15

      but do you guys dating Asian chicks, tho?

    • @Kellastico
      @Kellastico 6 років тому +2

      💀💀💀

  • @queenstargirl
    @queenstargirl 6 років тому +179

    *ACCIDENTALLY GAY*

  • @furkhanahmed5022
    @furkhanahmed5022 6 років тому +241

    "You know how I know Casey's hung"... what episode was that?

    • @catfish2454
      @catfish2454 6 років тому +44

      The Booming Business of Chicken Diapers

    • @glitchw3
      @glitchw3 6 років тому +7

      the one with chicken in the title

    • @drew6168
      @drew6168 6 років тому +7

      Furkhan Ahmed ts was funny😂

    • @dreamingwitch7543
      @dreamingwitch7543 6 років тому +13

      "You know how I know Casey's hung" I had to use a yard stick to measure him

    • @ajdkslajsjs
      @ajdkslajsjs 6 років тому +1

      Bc of over compensation

  • @loserbrandon
    @loserbrandon 6 років тому +33

    AYY I UNDERSTOOD THE TITLE FOR ONCE!

  • @YUH-wl5rx
    @YUH-wl5rx 6 років тому +71

    6:00 Why is Nikki armless? 🤔

    • @Nickidesu
      @Nickidesu 6 років тому +22

      YUH 45 45 She got cold so they receded into her body

    • @Ice-im9zk
      @Ice-im9zk 5 років тому

      Wth, I didn’t even notice this

  • @ninjastorm540
    @ninjastorm540 6 років тому +17

    This is why i always eventually ask a girl im dating if they have a crazy ex. It wouldn't scare me alway but i would at least want the heads up to be on guard at times. Its sad this random dude suffered so much for a chick he was just dating.

  • @Scorpy1106
    @Scorpy1106 6 років тому +8

    Tiff, your age is showing, lmaoo. Sending a virtual hug to Steve, I felt that. My first and last physical fight was in middle school (been over 10 yrs), and it was because someone started a fake rumor. Some of them start at a young age. This is why parenting is so important. Got to raise your kids and assume other parents don't know what they're doing, aka first rule to driving a car; assume everyone on the road don't know how to drive.

  • @jessicaz08
    @jessicaz08 6 років тому +28

    I thought Steve and david were gonna argue about virginia and cali again haha

  • @VAL0VE
    @VAL0VE 6 років тому +7

    dude same shit kinda happened to me when I was in high school, I feel you Steve.. No matter what I said or did no one believed me. I ended up having drop out of high school cause kids thought I did the crap and were harassing tf outta me...

  • @seouljae7084
    @seouljae7084 6 років тому +12

    i used to be bullied all the time in elementary school, i went to the counselors constantly. but did they do anything? hell no. i would sit there and cry to them asking them to do something but yet they wouldn’t.

    • @ft.jackjimmy7282
      @ft.jackjimmy7282 6 років тому +2

      you just have to be a perpetual cry baby. That was me, no one wanted to be my friend cause I cry about the smallest thing. I one day found sharpie marks on my jacket once and I wouldn't stop crying. School ended up banning sharpies in school the next week.

    • @nyxanarchy
      @nyxanarchy 6 років тому +1

      @Jakazu ... did you watch the video ?

    • @seouljae7084
      @seouljae7084 6 років тому +2

      Jakazu stupid💀watch the whole damn video lmaoooo

    • @seouljae7084
      @seouljae7084 6 років тому +2

      FTjack AoE7AoT i mean i would have fuckin rocks thrown at me. i literally had someone try to push me down the stairs??? even one point during lunch i had kids force me to sit on my hands🤷🏻‍♀️i would constantly be called names too. i could go on and on.

    • @sanchivsuresh9067
      @sanchivsuresh9067 6 років тому

      You’re pretty and why do you look like a kpop Star wtf.

  • @isacgonzalez1
    @isacgonzalez1 6 років тому +25

    02:42 next jomalian quote of the day

    • @RaidenIV
      @RaidenIV 6 років тому

      What about 4:48 xD

  • @seanbaker1410
    @seanbaker1410 6 років тому +8

    1:06 OOOO TIFF'S A SQUIRTER

  • @isacgonzalez1
    @isacgonzalez1 6 років тому +7

    00:23 Steve's reaction killed me

  • @basileakimana
    @basileakimana 6 років тому +4

    got damn i wanna give steve a hug

  • @NhuLe-pw6ml
    @NhuLe-pw6ml 6 років тому +2

    the beginning CRACKED ME UP

  • @Chilling_Chilling
    @Chilling_Chilling 6 років тому +26

    1:12 Nikki it's okay. That *never stops Geo from talking* despite her clearly knowing less about anything and everything than any other member of the JK Fam lmao

  • @ccchrv
    @ccchrv 6 років тому

    1:14 I love the way Nicki explains things. What an adorable personality HAHA

  • @mryang3644
    @mryang3644 6 років тому

    David is alwayz undressing Tiff with his stare... lol.... 916 represent.🤣🤣🤣

  • @ibrahimal-khalaf8008
    @ibrahimal-khalaf8008 6 років тому +3

    @6:10 LOOOOL what are you doing, David!

  • @Detinator247
    @Detinator247 6 років тому

    Idk why but Tiff not knowing her age had me weak af 😂😂

  • @ryanjames6791
    @ryanjames6791 6 років тому

    Are we all going to acted like we didn't see the hole in the wall at 0:18 😂

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris 6 років тому +46

    Sexually diddled? What episode was that?

    • @omarhernandez361
      @omarhernandez361 6 років тому +34

      CrazyLikeChris the episode is titled "Melanie Martinez denies allegations made by her friend"
      You're welcome

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 6 років тому +12

      @@omarhernandez361 you got a good memory, dude.. I remember watching that episode, but I totally forgot about Steve's story..

  • @ItsAlwaysTheQuiet01
    @ItsAlwaysTheQuiet01 6 років тому +4

    Which video is it when David was talking about his friend's dog that got snatched from a hawk?

  • @GreyGorilia
    @GreyGorilia 6 років тому

    Don't you just love the 1st 2mins of a jkn vid!!! 😂😂😂

  • @BunBoHue
    @BunBoHue 6 років тому +2

    Is there something that lesbian women know? The tone David used 😂😂

  • @TheRod187
    @TheRod187 6 років тому

    This is the saddest story i've heard all year. An it makes me angry. Nothing to joke about.

  • @calebof300
    @calebof300 6 років тому +1

    What episode does Steve talk about getting "diddled"?

  • @aseel7901
    @aseel7901 5 років тому

    i love binge watching jknews

  • @DeBassHead
    @DeBassHead 6 років тому +1

    tiff first you get it an article from Ohio confused with Utah, NOW you get an article from Illinois confused with Ohio

  • @oksannagomez2196
    @oksannagomez2196 6 років тому

    Does anyone know which episode it is they were talking about things they shouldn't say in relationships but they said it? been trying to find that video for a while now.

  • @samgeee2968
    @samgeee2968 6 років тому +14

    Cover the leicester city helicopter crash story? its incredibly sad

    • @louieward3735
      @louieward3735 6 років тому +3

      Pray 4 Leicester 💙💙🙏

    • @shinae4853
      @shinae4853 6 років тому +1

      submit the article from a link xx

    • @andrewd6956
      @andrewd6956 6 років тому +3

      The owner won one of the toughest leagues in the world with a no name club.

    • @louieward3735
      @louieward3735 6 років тому +1

      I’m from Leicester and he’s like was like a god and will forever be remembered 🙏

    • @incredableme63
      @incredableme63 6 років тому +1

      Wait when did this happen? Is this why there was a moment of silence at this morning's game?

  • @kamranrahman1486
    @kamranrahman1486 6 років тому +2

    6:00 why is Nikki missing her arms , but then she mentions a samurai sword so I kinda understand

  • @rofaca
    @rofaca 6 років тому

    6:00 Nikki tripped me out lol

  • @xephidlight9685
    @xephidlight9685 6 років тому +1

    What happened to Steve is why season 1 of American vandal is important

  • @truthfinderjohn
    @truthfinderjohn 6 років тому +5

    Steve is so right. When I what in a Mercury School they thought I was so smart that I did these things that not a kid my age was able to comprehend. I didn't know what sex was at the time I was eight but these girls that hated me for whatever reason said I was humping the air. Me and my friend Jason was by the teacher's desk putting magnets on it to decorate it. I get up and stretch like forward and they made it seem like that was humping. My friend Jason corroborated the story singing I didn't do that and explain what I did but I'm still getting yelled at for stretching. And after that I asked what's humping and she had to sit there and explain to me about sex wishing made my mom live Italy angry and made a complaint towards the school. That teacher hated me for the rest of the year

  • @IllestYN
    @IllestYN 6 років тому +29

    I am in 7th grade I know what Steve is going through I would never hit a girl so when a girl hit me I called her a cat rapist and I got in trouble and she got away Scott free

    • @user-xp4xw6ov6i
      @user-xp4xw6ov6i 6 років тому +4

      DP bikes that ain't it chief

    • @user-xp4xw6ov6i
      @user-xp4xw6ov6i 6 років тому

      Nah I'm 15

    • @cara_bearxoxo7365
      @cara_bearxoxo7365 6 років тому +10

      of all the things you could've called her, why a cat rapist?

    • @IllestYN
      @IllestYN 6 років тому +2

      Complex Ez that happened this year to a 8th grader except he never got charged

    • @IllestYN
      @IllestYN 6 років тому +5

      cara_bear xoxo first because she likes cats second I was in the heat of the moment and I personally think she should have got In trouble

  • @galeox3201
    @galeox3201 6 років тому

    Slow clap for my man Steve Green.

  • @BH-ix7nq
    @BH-ix7nq 6 років тому

    Steve is the G.O.A.T. PERIOD

  • @Ghost8386
    @Ghost8386 6 років тому

    Steven needs a hug.

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 6 років тому

    I agree. Cut his off and put him in prison. He'll never be inside her, just as the prison will always be inside him.

  • @difjaoisdjfoaisjdfoaiogeis
    @difjaoisdjfoaisjdfoaiogeis 5 років тому

    6:00 omg that shot of nikki freaked me OUT

  • @frozenwintershitty
    @frozenwintershitty 6 років тому

    haha i get how joe is seeing an old timey guy in that picture XD

  • @elegriffin
    @elegriffin 6 років тому

    Dam Steven. The same thing happened to me in elementary. Girl said I touched her and I didn't. The uncle called me me up and grilled me for what felt 3 hours and treated a 5 year old me. Eventually threatened my lil bro and I caved. My cousins asked me what happened and I told them. Found out the girl hurt herself and blamed me cause I was the quiet friend and would not get her in trouble. I had trust issues with women for years so I didn't even try to date or be friends. Got some therapy in college and dealing with the trauma. Trauma is a messed up thing to anyone

  • @SuzyKim84
    @SuzyKim84 5 років тому +1

    Omg! Whyyy?!! This guy is awful!!! No wonder he’s an ex! Couldn’t keep a woman! He needs to be locked up for the rest of his life!!!

  • @cloudthao1972
    @cloudthao1972 6 років тому

    I thought he was the bootleg Carmelo Anthony hahaha

  • @funnydavid2007
    @funnydavid2007 6 років тому

    Wait which ep did he talk about getting molested? When was this what ep?

  • @RedStyla
    @RedStyla 6 років тому +1

    Which episode did Steve talk about his gay experience?

    • @sick370z
      @sick370z 6 років тому +1

      Everyday of his life

    • @RedStyla
      @RedStyla 6 років тому

      @@sick370z cheers fam!

  • @LuiVee_.
    @LuiVee_. 6 років тому

    i always watch jknews when i’m high 🤣

  • @koukhang9118
    @koukhang9118 6 років тому

    You have to defeat my Seven Deadly X's. WTF Ramona!

  • @David-pg6xn
    @David-pg6xn 6 років тому

    Eye for an eye for this case

  • @lurkingsoldi2107
    @lurkingsoldi2107 6 років тому

    False rape accusations are on the same moral level as framing someone for murder, fraud, or witchhunting(like the Salem trials). If you do falsely accuse you should be punished as much. You can really ruin someone life. Claiming that an innocent person is a predator isn't helping anyone, it will only make that person feel marginalized and more likely to actually commit crimes.

  • @jamesvillareal3862
    @jamesvillareal3862 6 років тому

    Not all of us Floridians chop it off 😂

  • @butterflyqueen9260
    @butterflyqueen9260 6 років тому

    Bobbitt is from Virginia he worked on Quantico I think he lives in Manassas

  • @slimcurly5553
    @slimcurly5553 6 років тому

    8:28...David’s fly is open. I don’t know why I noticed that but it bothered me.

  • @karolynb6921
    @karolynb6921 6 років тому

    when she said correction it thought she was going to say "Utah"

  • @ah4902
    @ah4902 6 років тому

    Makes me proud to be from illinois

  • @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301
    @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301 6 років тому

    I had a similar experience as Steve did with sexual harassment but I was in 8th grade at the time and I actually got in trouble. The school didn't give a fuck about anything except what the girl and her friends said. I was suspended for 3 weeks cuz of it.

  • @JaneDoe-bg9js
    @JaneDoe-bg9js 6 років тому

    My school has a policy where you can’t defend yourself if you are getting assaulted

  • @Sartora
    @Sartora 6 років тому +3

    tell me if im wrong but even when they had hard evidence and there was no doubt there has been cases where it still wasn't them.

  • @leoct1985
    @leoct1985 6 років тому

    In Virginia if you don’t take a picture of the crime or have hard evidence it didn’t happen that’s how they look at it now and the school Systems have always been bad when it comes to punishing all sides no matter who’s responsible for what

  • @farhiaabdulahi4888
    @farhiaabdulahi4888 6 років тому

    6:01 nikki just tripped me out

  • @Joe.D.Sheppard
    @Joe.D.Sheppard 6 років тому

    No punishment is enough for a guy like that.

  • @spillshpillington6776
    @spillshpillington6776 6 років тому

    This is why I don’t lack

  • @laurens4064
    @laurens4064 2 роки тому

    2:39

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 6 років тому

    2:41 HAHAHAHA

  • @Detinator247
    @Detinator247 6 років тому

    Steve should be waaaay more famous 😂😂😂

  • @LeCyanMan
    @LeCyanMan 6 років тому +36

    Squirting is proven to be just pee, or at least the majority of the liquid is pee

    • @LeCyanMan
      @LeCyanMan 6 років тому +6

      @F F I can assume you have not looked up this information. There is more evidence proving that it's pee than it's not. Whether it's voluntary or involuntary is compeltely different, going based off of porn. There has been experiments where they empty the bladder and it proves it gets refilled again once about to squirt. Google does wonder my dude

    • @LeCyanMan
      @LeCyanMan 6 років тому +1

      @Naaadiineee no, but being someone who loves science and biology who has read on people who are qualified to make such experiments and give out reliable data; I can assure you I've read that squirting and it being just water is a myth. Like I said, it could be partly something else, but the majority is urine. This is more recent data.

    •  6 років тому

      @Naaadiineee Wow, 😝Nadine you must be the squirt queen👸🏾 because I've read you defend squirting on countless convo threads in this comment section. 😋😌

    • @Gr95dc
      @Gr95dc 6 років тому +1

      @ so? are you jealous?

  • @TokenTheGreat13
    @TokenTheGreat13 5 років тому

    I THOUGHT JOSH TOO LMAOO

  • @MikaelaOtavalo
    @MikaelaOtavalo 6 років тому +2

    What's with Joe, he is usually the first person to start talking!

  • @lullabykay
    @lullabykay 6 років тому

    Tiff forgetting her age is me with everything

  • @yen6170
    @yen6170 6 років тому

    1 min 30 sec of unskipable msi ads in the beginning...-_-

  • @0pticG4mer
    @0pticG4mer 6 років тому

    one time a girl made my king size mattress into a water bed 🙄

  • @erickinho1057
    @erickinho1057 6 років тому

    John bobbitt thing happened around my house. Its about a minute walk (:

  • @g_man1805
    @g_man1805 6 років тому

    Which episode did they talk about Steve getting diddled?

  • @123gmari
    @123gmari 6 років тому +1

    ALL GIRLS CAN SQUIRT BUT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN !!!! You’re welcome 😇

  • @TheICEgirl6100
    @TheICEgirl6100 6 років тому

    nikki: it comes out of a different place
    NO IT DOESNT

  • @onlypencil
    @onlypencil 6 років тому

    You know what's crazy? We live in a time where what David did at 6:04 would be considered sexual assault 😨

  • @shamkand
    @shamkand 6 років тому

    Actualy there are 3 types of squirting ,one is from the from the tiny glands on the side of the urethra (like a small gush of fluid that is not completely transparent), the other is from the bladder ( in 2 types : it can happen if you have a sensitive bladder and the second type it happens only when a girls has an orgasm), for the second type, it's not considered pee because it's more diluted , it's transparent and it does not smell. The last type of female ejaculation is a combination of the first 2 types and it's extremely rare.

  • @teridoster5840
    @teridoster5840 6 років тому

    That ain't love dude, that's obsession

  • @xxkontonxxiiseikatsuii9577
    @xxkontonxxiiseikatsuii9577 6 років тому

    yea Steve I can relate when I was in elementary someone who had a crush on a girl I was talking to and said I touched her butt so the whole staff was screaming at me and I'm sitting there crying saying I didn't end up getting suspended for a week

  • @daehee77
    @daehee77 6 років тому

    6:00 it looks like nikki had her arms cut off

  • @breezybri987
    @breezybri987 6 років тому

    My friend got iss because her ex turned into a bully. He would call her names every time she walked by him. Before school started he cussed her out and did something else where a teacher seen it and blamed her.

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 6 років тому

    Florida Man strikes again

  • @glu9165
    @glu9165 6 років тому +3

    KoryKenshin?

  • @tedmartin7121
    @tedmartin7121 6 років тому +2

    I haven’t been this early since the full cast was Asian except gio

  • @yasminabdu2569
    @yasminabdu2569 6 років тому

    This is y like JK . They talk reality. When Bart , Joe & Steve say "if she was hot she would not be punished " it is true, or when they mention the seedier parts of life ...yes ..hello ..its there!! Blind folds are comfortable but rarely useful.
    Shit happens all the time. There is no point in hiding from it. Its best to be informed and try preventive course of action.
    Like have a backup plan, having proof in place, having an escape plan in place etc.

  • @emilyreilhan
    @emilyreilhan 6 років тому

    Sea anemones are only underwater aren’t they? I know if you dig up clams they can shoot water at you though.

  • @jordynelliott6712
    @jordynelliott6712 6 років тому

    David “ya know what I mean” So

  • @LitIeGhost
    @LitIeGhost 6 років тому

    So moral of the story is for a majority, a guy's crazy ex story isn't as intense as a girl's crazy ex story.

  • @RedrumZombies
    @RedrumZombies 6 років тому

    These damn scientist and doctors need to help men out in the "junk" department.
    With stuff like this, medical conditions, what they are unfortunately born with, etc....

  • @Rocksauceflo
    @Rocksauceflo 6 років тому

    Jess looks like Lacy Channing boys your welcome

  • @frontsidebeasty6490
    @frontsidebeasty6490 6 років тому

    I literally just watched the movie on Netflix

  • @sostok
    @sostok 6 років тому

    Hook the fingers in n up and apply pressure. .supposedly

  • @xmlax1
    @xmlax1 6 років тому

    OMG people be crazy 😥😰🤯

  • @domsanchez8382
    @domsanchez8382 6 років тому

    DAVID: "Is there something that lesbian women know?"
    YES DAAVIIIDDD!!!!!! BITCHCRAAFFTT!!!!!!!!!!!