maaann... I replayed Joe’s story about his mom a few times, and I don’t know why tears automatically started rolling down my cheek 😂 ...but Joe was still able to make me laugh again instantly! Gosh love this guy, all the JK guys are absolutely amazing storytellers!!
“He’s a man named He!” -Joe -I’m in study hall rn and everybody is quiet. I drank my water a little before that part and was trying so hard not to choke from laughing
this is really sad and upsetting. Its more upsetting to me that the wife killed their kids as well along with herself. she had no right to decide to take their lives as well. committing suicide is one thing but taking people with you especially your kids is so much fucked up.
Started with news about a mom killing herself and her kids cause of some dad faking his own death and ended with maids and cleaning. Lol. Welcome to JKNews!
I think he loved his daughter so much that he gave up the family he loved so they could have the money to pay for the daughters treatment. He was willing to sacrifice his happiness not knowing his wife wasnt strong enough to handle it on her own
Actually, drowning is extremely silent. If it were as loud as movies make it out to be (gasping, splashing), then adults should be able to clearly tell when they're child is drowning without direct supervision. That's not the case tho.
I remember one time my parents told me that one of the times that they left me with my grandparents, they almost died when the lightning stuck right in the middle of the road few feet in front of them. When they told me this they said that if it were to actually happen they wished they would've had me with them so that I wouldn't left an orphan....
When Joe mentioned his mum wanting to drown him and herself it reminded me of a case I studied where a Japanese woman in America drowned her 2 young kids in the ocean bc their American father abandoned the family and she actually intended to drown herself too. But she was saved by members of the public before she could do it. Apparently, it was Japanese culture bc she thought that her kids would suffer without parents if she killed herself, so to show them mercy she "took them with her". However, that reason didn't stand in American court and she was sent to jail. Apparently Japanese court would have taken insanity into consideration bc they understand that cultural minset of showing "mercy" and how suicide is not taboo, but since she was in the states the court didn't accept insanity bc she calculated driving to the beach and doing the deeds AND suicide in the states is highly taboo.
If your seat belt blinker is going off, fun fact, you dont need to buckle the seatbelt, just push the button where the buckle would go~ it worked for me and maybe me car is broken but yeh~
I would never get movers to move my stuff to my new house. I feel like they would drop or break stuff. Same with having someone clean my house. I just like doing stuff myself and saving money.
Not going to lie that was sad, but I laughed a lot during this article.
@@lojabb4445 Leave Tiff the fuck alone already. All you do is talk shit to her you heartless shit.
@@lojabb4445 Come up with something more clever than Fat Rob.
Oh this is like an episode of love and hip hop
@@lojabb4445 fat Rob is kinda funny because it is so basic
@@lojabb4445 No Shit I know I'm fat. People call me Fat Rob all the time and it's a played out basic joke.
Jechika looks so goooood
Patsala Lor and so do u how you doin👀👀👀
Damn, Jess's makeup, though
Why bring up Twicrap?
Misty Rose Blackthorn Because anyone in twishite is hot as fuck. 🔥😂
She finally found the right lipstick color.
She should go blonde, joe will go ham on them cheeks
Misty Rose Blackthorn sexy vampire momma
I’m just laughing at how Tiff mispronounced “He” as “hee”
same xD
I think it's pronounced as her
You are close if you are talking about British English
The funny thing about this is that, in Chinese "He" is actually pronounced as "Her" without the R sound lol.
I thought the pimple on joe's forehead was actually a peace of dirt on my screen i kept cleaning it and it wouldn't go away lol
ngl i thought the same thing
maaann... I replayed Joe’s story about his mom a few times, and I don’t know why tears automatically started rolling down my cheek 😂 ...but Joe was still able to make me laugh again instantly! Gosh love this guy, all the JK guys are absolutely amazing storytellers!!
It’s always the sad articles where they have the giggles 😂
WTF is up with the new music in the background?!
Sly _ It is Pokemon
way back when JKN started, they've been using the soundtrack that they used in this video.
@@ADK97 like at the very start? Been here since 2013 never heard it once
They always had music playing...
Sly _ they’ve used this music before, but just not for jknews, I think
I love jess, she needs to stay in the jknews squad
Jess looking beautiful 🔥🔥🔥🔥
“He’s a man named He!” -Joe
-I’m in study hall rn and everybody is quiet. I drank my water a little before that part and was trying so hard not to choke from laughing
when Tiff said "He" the first time i absolutely lost it.
It's so funny how David talks so much about vanessa than marial and vanessa isn't even his assistant anymore. Hahahhaha idk why it's funny to me.
probably because he spent more time with Vanessa because of work and stuff
I mean I'd talk way more about my little sister or best friend than my girlfriend. Idk why either tho
He probably spent more time with Vanessa. David and marial seem more like lovers than friends who are also lovers if you know what I mean
Nikki Limo the, “Who’s on 1st”, reference was golden🤣
I miss the old elevator music in the background.
Me is HE, she is DAI HE, these are our kids LIE HE & WE HE
😂
Jess looks really pretty in this.
The guy obviously didn't let his wife in on the plan. That's the only thing he did wrong.
It’s not pronounced he, it’s pronounced huh in Chinese I feel like they wouldn’t have had the giggle as much if tiff pronounced it right tho.
Well tiff doesn't know Chinese. She only knows some Cantonese because of Casey.
I'm glad they didn't know, so much funnier this way
They probably would have figured out how poke fun at "huh?!" also.
I love Joe's response to his mom 😂😂 this article was sad but that made me laugh so damn hard
*a man named HE*
So does that make him he-man
Lol Nikki I LOVE that "Who's on First?!" That's a fucking classic!!
submitted by DEEEZ NUTZ LMFAO
This was the most depressing yet hilarious article in a while! Thank you Deez Nuts
love the outro music nice touch something new i love it!!! keep using it!!!!!!!!
Yeah I have some tickets for Hell for a Steve, Nikki, David, Tiffany, Joseph, & Jessica....Admit One...Hot & Ready...lol
Joe is like a little more tammed version of Bobby lee, and Jess is khalyla
No
@@ignoranceisbliss3725 he is
this is really sad and upsetting. Its more upsetting to me that the wife killed their kids as well along with herself. she had no right to decide to take their lives as well. committing suicide is one thing but taking people with you especially your kids is so much fucked up.
Hilarious, right?
Bro I would seriously tidy for you guys, I love it lol
6:21 OHMYGOD JESS’ FACE😂😂😂
Best part is the guy waiting for his car.
Love Nikki's reference to "Who's on First?" lol
This is a great episode.
By the end of the video I forgot this video wasn't about cleaning... 😂😂😂
lol JK always giggles during even the crasiest stories.
Started with news about a mom killing herself and her kids cause of some dad faking his own death and ended with maids and cleaning. Lol. Welcome to JKNews!
Jess looking great again. Make up is on point.
Take This L
Opwy lol
Exact same time
Give it to Tiff. She earned it.
You too
Jess' makeup up looks really good
I laughed so hard watching this one by 1:30 I couldn't breathe anymore😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
what's with the sudden calming music at the end of the video lmfao
I think he loved his daughter so much that he gave up the family he loved so they could have the money to pay for the daughters treatment. He was willing to sacrifice his happiness not knowing his wife wasnt strong enough to handle it on her own
Feeling Bart nd Geo's absence.
Who's Bart?
This is the beginning of ghost story. La Llorona anybody.😂👻
as long as i can find my cat and his stuff, my desk, bathroom, and a place to lie down, i'm good.
3:16 *that squeak lmfao*
That will be 666$ for the 6 tickets to hell
LMFAOO human seatbelltttt
Jess looking like John McClean... and FYI he is BEAUTIFUL
Seamlessness
Our Dark Lord
This cant be real 😂😂😭😭
This is just the modern Romeo and Juliet but instead of love it was insurance fraud.
I like cleaning but my own room is never clean unless I spend one whole day to clean so I get it lol
Actually, drowning is extremely silent. If it were as loud as movies make it out to be (gasping, splashing), then adults should be able to clearly tell when they're child is drowning without direct supervision. That's not the case tho.
I remember one time my parents told me that one of the times that they left me with my grandparents, they almost died when the lightning stuck right in the middle of the road few feet in front of them. When they told me this they said that if it were to actually happen they wished they would've had me with them so that I wouldn't left an orphan....
IM CRYING LAUGHING LMAOOOOOOO
The background music is _Rain Stops Play by Ray Davies_
I like the new music at the end
One of the first keep it up
Omg Joe’s story is so sad:(
Ik he is a comedian and he tries to make sad things funny😭
If Bart was here then he'd tell them its pronounced "Huh" and how to pronounce Dai's name lol
The ending music was fitting. It was a bit soothing.
That blue top makes Jess eye colour pop 😍
I must say this was more funny than sad to me lol
This is the storyline of the movie A Simple Favor with Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick
When Joe mentioned his mum wanting to drown him and herself it reminded me of a case I studied where a Japanese woman in America drowned her 2 young kids in the ocean bc their American father abandoned the family and she actually intended to drown herself too. But she was saved by members of the public before she could do it. Apparently, it was Japanese culture bc she thought that her kids would suffer without parents if she killed herself, so to show them mercy she "took them with her". However, that reason didn't stand in American court and she was sent to jail. Apparently Japanese court would have taken insanity into consideration bc they understand that cultural minset of showing "mercy" and how suicide is not taboo, but since she was in the states the court didn't accept insanity bc she calculated driving to the beach and doing the deeds AND suicide in the states is highly taboo.
Dope
is it one big table they sit at or three separate tables
aww we love you Joe!!!
I 100% agree with the cleaning stuff
You are aloud to take something's seriously. Not everything has to be a joke.
Tiff: This one is sad :/
*Literally the funniest episode ever
Steve and Joe are true comedians, but this article was so depressing.
what is the background music?
Does anyone else hear that mariachi music in the background? Lol 😂
Geo did it. Tiff dit it. Will Jessica do it too???
wee een boooooobs
@@rainstorm571 Yup. All the jk women had them after a couple of years of jk.
Joe is a booty, not a boob man.
she doesn't need to do it !! Her size is perfect. Smaller tits are fucking sexy!
@@Daemonette_ What tits? I can't see them.
💖te amo
such odd music at the end haha cool
Its always the sad stories that the funniest, like the guy with eye cancer
I like the new ending music
This news reminds me of the scene from rush hour 3, you is blind! 😂 hahahaha! But yeah it's a sad news.
sounds like the movie Simple Favor.
Wait ITS HE MAN 😂
When did Tiff get implants?
I think Tiff just got smaller
Thought I was the only one who noticed.
Push up bra
There are bras that fill you up about 2 cups
Maybe she’s pregnant
Not gonna lie...."deez nuts" actually got me lmao
This shouldn't have been but its definitely one of the funniest in a while
I hope Jess becomes a permanent cast member on JK News and starts reporting stories like Tiff.
Lol! Same family name as me!
If your seat belt blinker is going off, fun fact, you dont need to buckle the seatbelt, just push the button where the buckle would go~ it worked for me and maybe me car is broken but yeh~
Is there a He counter somewhere?
sounds like 'he' would be talking in third person everytime tiff says 'he'
that’s the joke
as funny as it sounds, "He" is actually pronounce as "her" LOL!
Daaaammn daniel!
This was so sad, poor guy
A man named He
I'm glad we can all acknowledge how fucked we are 😂
Just get a filipina maid. Lol
“He” is pronounced like Huh, isn’t it?
Joe one lucky dude!
New music at the end :o?
Jk can u guys do an article about the super typhoon that hit the CNMI this week I'm from saipan and I would greatly appreciate it
My dad’s last name is He.😂
I would never get movers to move my stuff to my new house. I feel like they would drop or break stuff. Same with having someone clean my house. I just like doing stuff myself and saving money.