Yup, not poor editing, but the cost-cutting edits of reruns these days, needing more time for commercials. Just watched it now, exactly cut up like this missing the part where he has the alarm.
+Anime no but see no matter how often George gets caught messing up or doing something he shouldn't he somehow always gets rewarded for it. Plus he doesn't even do anything anyway.
***** It worked out GREAT! Instead of constantly leaving the office to get away from some of my annoying co-workers or falling asleep in the empty and uncomfortable stairwell, I was able to remain in the office and avoid everyone for a brief period by setting up shop underneath one of the tables in our makeshift storage room. There were so many boxes in there that blocked the view of my hiding spot. I nicknamed my hiding spot "The Rabbit hole". When I told a friend about that, she laughed and told me about this episode of Seinfeld and sent me the link to the video. That rabbit hole was great, Lol. It allowed me to take some sweet naps at work without the fear of being detected.
My grandmother had over a hundred grand and great and great great grandchildren. It would have been a small miracle if she could have remembered them all.
would have been funnier to find out Jerry didnt actually call in a bomb threat and it was real. "Thanks Jerry for making the call." "Call? I didnt call in a bomb threat, do you think Im stupid enough do that." "But if you didnt..."
I experienced a real Bomb threat in Highschool I was in my last class for the day and The Principals Voice came over the intercom Attention All Teachers and Staff we recieved a Bomb threat Police are on the way and will be searching so please keep the Kids calm and in the Classroom. It turned out to be a prank call by some HighSchool Seniors who just wanted to get out of School early(We didnt find out it was Kids making the call. Police traced the phone number and saw it belonged to a payphone out side the Cafeteria (The Cafeteria was used for StudyHall after lunch). I bet those kids aren't laughing now if they got charged for making that call I know this happend in spring of 1993 too bad it wasnt on UA-cam back then that is if there had been a UA-cam im guessing it would have gone viral
If George had managed to put even the slightest effort he puts into slacking off, into a normal career, he would have been quite the successful businessman I think. He’s quite innovative with some stuff xD
Normal careers don't reward this kind of thinking and behavior. I know because people have said this exact same thing to me and I have no normal career. If you care, the reason why is because we don't follow instruction well and our personalities clash with the normals. Both George and I are great at coming up with things that don't actually have a place in the world to make money with but we can manipulate people somewhat with them. He was a successful hand model though, that's true. But it never lasts.
@@yellowblanka6058 the joke was that Steinbrenner is out of touch with things. He doesn’t know what the name of the song was, he doesn’t know the names of his grandkids, and he doesn’t know that the Cold War guideline of hiding under your desk during the threat of a nuclear bomb doesn’t do shit.
He actually commented on one of these UA-cam videos talking about how it was a great experience and how Jason Alexander was so nice to him. I'll post the link if I can find it.
And after that, Mr. Steinbrenner in his office said that George knew about the bomb threat before anybody else due to the fact that he was hidden under the desk, lmao. Awesome episode!
Gotta say, George really caught something with this one. I took a nap under my desk the other day, best damn nap I ever took. All the sweet satisfaction of a good nap, with all the smug satisfaction of having gotten away with it :)
Jesus Morales One time I fell asleep 6 to 7 hours at work During the summer it’s very quiet and nobody’s around and I work night shift so no boss around
When I worked retail, we'd lock a guy in the store overnight occasionally to strip and rewax the floors. We came in 1/2 hour early one morning and found a quilt under one of the racks. With an alarm clock nearby.
Lmao when i used to work at the avenue kinda like an outside mall as security. I was cool with the maintaince guys there. We had a bed in the shop an had it hid this big pile of metal rods with with old drapes and other equipments surrounding it making it a room. Those who slept there would had to provide there own sheets, cover and pillows. I mainly worked from 3pm to 7am most days lol let me tell you 10pm mall closes a go get saddled up an sleep in good till 5am. One time i over slept till 630. The property manager came in there looking for maintaince i didn't make a sound just laid there lol she was complaining all this useless junk in here lmao.
@@chronicillz1879 If you never watched interviews with Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm you wouldn't know that it's his voice. He has a very distinctive voice. He also plays "Sigmund" in that one episode where Jerry is trying to remember a joke he wrote down in a semi-awake state.
@@m.e.d.7997 I don't think he ever got over it. I listened to an interview with him and howerd stern I think (or alex baldwin) ...he was really fucked-off. lol.
Rewatching these Seinfeld clips. The writing on this show was unbelievable good. How on earth do you even come up with this premise? Seriously. It amazes me a show like this compared a show like 'Two and a half men'.
Actually George's antics normally come from Larry David's younger life, Larry actually did sleep under his desk, and Kramer was based off Larry's IRL neighbor Kenny
Anime Alumni It takes a good mind to write about that sort of stuff. I'm sure Larry David wasn't the first grown man to sleep under his desk, but he was the first who remembered doing it well enough or fondly enough to write an episode of television about it. And not only that, exaggerate it hilariously by constructing a super desk.
a bunch of kids, and a freaking dog! makes me gasp, or spit my coffee, every time. and George is so relatable to me, since i also do some sneaky stuff at work (altough i do balance it by actually doing my job)
The sheer magic/genius of Seinfeld was creating one-time characters (or characters that had 3 or 4 appearances tops) that you remembered forever. Sue Ellen Mischke. That carpenter with no opinion. Elaine's commie boyfriend. Mr. Bookman. The Soup Nazi. Hell, some of these people are still remembered just for that one appearance 20-25 years later.
The soup nazi is a brand now off of that one time on the show. He's been on several things doing this character. I think he was even on in a SB commercial.
I am George Costanzia, the man that says, "Beat it, Brian." I was 37. Jerry Seinfeld is one of the nicest human beings I’ve ever met. He gave me advice on how to say “Just call!” to him. It was a fun experience.
Love how he says it's been his dream to work for the New York Yankees when he's initially applying for the job, then he jeopardizes all that by sleeping under his desk, lol.
My job is like this. No one know what my position is, either do I. I was hired, then forgotten about. No training, nothing. I play on Google all day. I have my own space and have done nothing for the company in 3 years. Nothing. LOL.
"I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
That line is pure gold.
@@FedorManiac90 But why not call it Roundtine?
Mood
😂😂😂
Dang 6 years
They skipped the best scene when the alarm goes off, he wakes up, comes out of the desk and stretches - and then goes to lunch!
James B agreed, poor editing
ua-cam.com/video/pi6bRtTtGeY/v-deo.html
Yup, not poor editing, but the cost-cutting edits of reruns these days, needing more time for commercials. Just watched it now, exactly cut up like this missing the part where he has the alarm.
ua-cam.com/video/36LhGshdJX0/v-deo.html
So what else he will do?
"Whooo is this??"
Loved when they started doing that gag.
nypad5 Uncle Leo?
Exactly, they made sure they never wore it out. It was spaced out evenly for it to be fresh and funny.
Was Kramer the only one that didn’t do it?
Whoooo are these people?
JERRY!! *bangs the phone*
"Heart breakerrrr, love takerrrr, shoemaker won't you fix my shoes for free"
Did you just make that up? It's perfect
Oh my God!! I've seen this one several times and never caught that.
Still randomly sing this sometimes.
Heartbreaker brubaker run this prison like a man!
Heartbreaker by nantucket
George is living every office worker's dream!
+okrajoe I actually did what George did at my previous job, lol.
+Anime no but see no matter how often George gets caught messing up or doing something he shouldn't he somehow always gets rewarded for it. Plus he doesn't even do anything anyway.
***** It worked out GREAT! Instead of constantly leaving the office to get away from some of my annoying co-workers or falling asleep in the empty and uncomfortable stairwell, I was able to remain in the office and avoid everyone for a brief period by setting up shop underneath one of the tables in our makeshift storage room. There were so many boxes in there that blocked the view of my hiding spot. I nicknamed my hiding spot "The Rabbit hole". When I told a friend about that, she laughed and told me about this episode of Seinfeld and sent me the link to the video.
That rabbit hole was great, Lol. It allowed me to take some sweet naps at work without the fear of being detected.
Never! Having a room full of boxes served to camouflage my hiding spot incredibly well.
No! I have a sofa in my office. Who said that I cant lock the door!
I love that Steinbrenner doesn't even know the names of his grand kids "Come up here .. Shorty.. Mel? Are you Mel?"
lmao... I love that guy.
It's funny you can tell it's Larry David's voice
My grandmother had over a hundred grand and great and great great grandchildren. It would have been a small miracle if she could have remembered them all.
internetuser oh my gosh Hahahah, I also love
“Mr Steinbrenner?”
“That’s what they call me....”
3:43 Shorty?... girl?
That time Jerry committed a felony just to get George out of his shenanigans.
Before September 11th, 2001 a bomb threat was no big deal
would have been funnier to find out Jerry didnt actually call in a bomb threat and it was real.
"Thanks Jerry for making the call."
"Call? I didnt call in a bomb threat, do you think Im stupid enough do that."
"But if you didnt..."
I experienced a real Bomb threat in Highschool I was in my last class for the day and The Principals Voice came over the intercom Attention All Teachers and Staff we recieved a Bomb threat Police are on the way and will be searching so please keep the Kids calm and in the Classroom. It turned out to be a prank call by some HighSchool Seniors who just wanted to get out of School early(We didnt find out it was Kids making the call. Police traced the phone number and saw it belonged to a payphone out side the Cafeteria (The Cafeteria was used for StudyHall after lunch). I bet those kids aren't laughing now if they got charged for making that call I know this happend in spring of 1993 too bad it wasnt on UA-cam back then that is if there had been a UA-cam im guessing it would have gone viral
@@kellyberry every year at the same day my old high school got a bomb threat. nothing ever happened but they always had to take it seriously
ua-cam.com/video/36LhGshdJX0/v-deo.html
I love how Jerry just casually phones in a bomb threat to a stadium. 15 years later they probably would have arrested his ass for that.
Pre 9/11 were simpler times
Pay phones still exist you know?
Unfortunately that's a quick and funny scene they never filmed, should have!
yea he says"yea im the terrorist bomber" so calm on the phone drinking water!😅
Thanks Dubya.
If George had managed to put even the slightest effort he puts into slacking off, into a normal career, he would have been quite the successful businessman I think. He’s quite innovative with some stuff xD
He was a very successful hand model.
"This is your mind obcessed with sex.." - Jerry explaining why George is smart.
Story of my life 😔
Normal careers don't reward this kind of thinking and behavior. I know because people have said this exact same thing to me and I have no normal career. If you care, the reason why is because we don't follow instruction well and our personalities clash with the normals. Both George and I are great at coming up with things that don't actually have a place in the world to make money with but we can manipulate people somewhat with them. He was a successful hand model though, that's true. But it never lasts.
George's mom said if masterbating was a career, he'd be successful and would sell out Madison Square Garden.
Everyone under the desk! this show was brilliant
Haha, and unless that desk has inch thick Titanium panels inside it, probably not going to offer much protection against a bomb.
Well arn't you the pretty one!
@@yellowblanka6058 the joke was that Steinbrenner is out of touch with things.
He doesn’t know what the name of the song was, he doesn’t know the names of his grandkids, and he doesn’t know that the Cold War guideline of hiding under your desk during the threat of a nuclear bomb doesn’t do shit.
@@steverogers7601 Yeah, lol, I realized that, which is why I pointed it out.
Oh, the innocence of the early 90s, where a bomb threat to a major stadium could be passed off as a silly joke.
Despite there is a bomb that happen in the Olympic stadium and yet America just let it roll it off it's shoulder then.
@@okamijubei Yep. Sounds about right.
This was aired in 1997, that is not early 90's. Even then, you could still pull this stuff without any severe consequence.
I have a feeling the Yankees get this sort of call every other week
"Beat it Brian"
Gets me every time
No the part where as soon the kids and dog came. Then dog went straight to George lmao
a bunch of kids and a dog, worst case setup if you're hidden under a table LOL
The little boy is so cute, he doesn't even mention that some guy is under the desk, children are so accepting 😂🧚♀️😇
That little boy is approaching 30 today
BEAT IT Matthew Melange!
He actually commented on one of these UA-cam videos talking about how it was a great experience and how Jason Alexander was so nice to him. I'll post the link if I can find it.
And after that, Mr. Steinbrenner in his office said that George knew about the bomb threat before anybody else due to the fact that he was hidden under the desk, lmao. Awesome episode!
Andredias164 And best of all, instead of thinking George was conspiring with a terrorist, he thought George had ESP.
+Seamus Kennefick Fucking ridiculous. And hilarious.
Seamus Kennefick Then he says.."Uh meatballs..oh you're a wonder George !" :D
Andredias164 and then he thought the bomb was in the desk when he heard George’s alarm clock ticking
got a link to that? I can't find or remember that scene
"Who is this?" one of the best lines ever...
Jerry!!!!
Beautiful and was a well used line.
Uncle Leo??
“QuickI! Everybody under the desk!” is to me the single funniest Seinfeld moment ever
That handyman is a funny character lol
That's what he is?
If that's what you want...
lol... he'll yeah!
that dudes down for whatever!
Sadly, he died of a heart attack in 2014.
Gotta say, George really caught something with this one. I took a nap under my desk the other day, best damn nap I ever took. All the sweet satisfaction of a good nap, with all the smug satisfaction of having gotten away with it :)
Mad Hatter I call that passive income.
Have you gotten caught yet?
Hell yes I sleep at work to
I cna't even sleep in my own bed, let alone at work lol.
Jesus Morales One time I fell asleep 6 to 7 hours at work During the summer it’s very quiet and nobody’s around and I work night shift so no boss around
“Can’t you grab a nap at work”
Working from home has allowed SO MANY NAPS! It’s glorious!
Hi I'm Brian! "beat it Brian."
BEAT IT!!
Love how George's plan goes so gloriously wrong when the kids/dog etc. storm into his office, haha.
I played little Brian. I was 7 years old.
@@justinroark88 the legend himself
"Why would I call in a bomb threat?"
"Just call!"
"There's gotta be some reason"
"JEEEEERRRRYYYYY!!!"
When I worked retail, we'd lock a guy in the store overnight occasionally to strip and rewax the floors. We came in 1/2 hour early one morning and found a quilt under one of the racks. With an alarm clock nearby.
Lmao when i used to work at the avenue kinda like an outside mall as security. I was cool with the maintaince guys there. We had a bed in the shop an had it hid this big pile of metal rods with with old drapes and other equipments surrounding it making it a room. Those who slept there would had to provide there own sheets, cover and pillows. I mainly worked from 3pm to 7am most days lol let me tell you 10pm mall closes a go get saddled up an sleep in good till 5am. One time i over slept till 630. The property manager came in there looking for maintaince i didn't make a sound just laid there lol she was complaining all this useless junk in here lmao.
That was me
@@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 3pm to 7am?
Holy crap thats some long work hours.
I would of slept too
@@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 haha
Mr. Steinbrenner is something else, I'll tell you that.
thats larry david :)
I tell you hwat.
George always gets himself into the most peculiar situations, just hilarious!
"Hi I'm Brian!"
"Beat it Brian! BEAT IT!! *BEET IT!!!"*
Larry David's voice lol..so he did the voiceover of the boss
yea i never noticed that til now ... ive watch this show for 15 years lol
Voice over? He WAS Steinbrenner
SP392 Larry David is not the guy in the scene sitting in the chair. Larry David just provides the voice for Steinbrenner.
@@chronicillz1879 If you never watched interviews with Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm you wouldn't know that it's his voice. He has a very distinctive voice. He also plays "Sigmund" in that one episode where Jerry is trying to remember a joke he wrote down in a semi-awake state.
They tried with the real Steinbrenner at first, but they thought that he really sucked at acting, so they used Larry's voice.
I loved “it’s the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning” So relatable
Quite how Jason never won an Emmy is a mystery. He's the best actor in the show.
Elaine was good too but I agree with you totally.
@@m.e.d.7997 I don't think he ever got over it. I listened to an interview with him and howerd stern I think (or alex baldwin) ...he was really fucked-off. lol.
He's my fave character on the show
Yeah I heard the same. I think it was with Alec.
@@m.e.d.7997 Julia is an amazing actress.
George getting annoyed is the best thing ever. 😂 😂 😂
Beat it, Brian!
Jerrys "who is this?" always cracks me up
Rewatching these Seinfeld clips. The writing on this show was unbelievable good. How on earth do you even come up with this premise? Seriously. It amazes me a show like this compared a show like 'Two and a half men'.
Actually George's antics normally come from Larry David's younger life, Larry actually did sleep under his desk, and Kramer was based off Larry's IRL neighbor Kenny
Anime Alumni
It takes a good mind to write about that sort of stuff. I'm sure Larry David wasn't the first grown man to sleep under his desk, but he was the first who remembered doing it well enough or fondly enough to write an episode of television about it. And not only that, exaggerate it hilariously by constructing a super desk.
@Sultans of Swing fuck you and your horse
Two & a half men is dumb...but Its Always Sunny is lightyears better than this show!
@@johnhein2539 Hate to be that guy but Larry had already left the show by season 8. One of the other writers came up with this episode.
Seinfeld was the best written TV show of all time.
yeah, but I never thought Damien from the Omen was anything but the devil's son, they made it sound as if people were confused by those movies
the barking of the dog really ties this scene together lol...
that dog kills me every time. when i was a kid, it killed me and it allways will
But you're still here.
a bunch of kids, and a freaking dog! makes me gasp, or spit my coffee, every time. and George is so relatable to me, since i also do some sneaky stuff at work (altough i do balance it by actually doing my job)
I die every time George gets pissed on the phone when Jerry says ‘who is this?’😂💀
That's a real friend when they call in a bomb threat for u lol
fucking hilarious scene. Jerrys "who is this" kills me
George is the type of employee I strive to be.
"JUSSTTT CALL!!!!!!!!!"
"I think I should have some reason"
"JURRRRRRRHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
Brilliant writing on this show. I was in high school when it was at it best and 20 years later still amazing.
I looove this episode!! And the dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Mr. Steinbrenner?"
"That's what they CALL me."
The sheer magic/genius of Seinfeld was creating one-time characters (or characters that had 3 or 4 appearances tops) that you remembered forever. Sue Ellen Mischke. That carpenter with no opinion. Elaine's commie boyfriend. Mr. Bookman. The Soup Nazi. Hell, some of these people are still remembered just for that one appearance 20-25 years later.
The soup nazi is a brand now off of that one time on the show. He's been on several things doing this character. I think he was even on in a SB commercial.
Elaine's boyfriend who shaved his head only to learn later it wouldn't grow back.
Oh, and the one who had to pass her test to become "sponge-worthy" 😂
George would've loved working from home here in 2020 lol
“Hmm. Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh GEORGIEEE?
How I wish I could do this at my job.
@Sun Tzu II Me also! I even lay in a bed. 💰 earning while 🛌😴😆😉😊
you want the cup holder mounted on the left, the right..
WHATEVA!
I love hearing L.D.’s voice in Seinfeld episodes 😂
Lucifer Diablo? The voices might be in your head.
I'd consider considering an exorcism if I was you.
Why?
I am George Costanzia, the man that says, "Beat it, Brian." I was 37. Jerry Seinfeld is one of the nicest human beings I’ve ever met. He gave me advice on how to say “Just call!” to him. It was a fun experience.
Ok loser.
@@jacen8425 I thought you were in jail, Chris Chan...
"I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning" lol too good
This Conrad dude was a perfect cast for this character. He oozes Seinfeld! Nailed it perfectly
3:30 I love the delivery, he's trying so hard not to yell but its already loud enough to hear.
“Who is this?” is one of my favorite bits lmao. “Uncle Leo?”
This has to be one of the best Seinfeld episodes ever... lollll
tried this. got fired.
Kyle SoSik Fuck!
Your the reason why they put warnings on commercials
Please be real
I'll try this and take the chance, wouldn't care if I did.
I must ask, did you say "Was that wrong? Should i have not done that?"
The best carpenter ever
Brian is just the cutest little boy ever
He is adorable!
3:04 This made me laugh real hard - A kid thinking it's normal for a grown-up man to sleep under the desk while George gets upset.
The more and more I watch these episodes the more I think how genius and hilarious this stuff is, so many golden lines
Everybody under the desk!
This video is why Seinfeld is so great I’m wheezing
The dog licking George killed me
What a wonderful show! I miss sitcoms like this.
JAAAEEHRRRAYY..
George is the GOAT sitcom character.
Too good. The writing is so crisp, as is the delivery.
0:00 that bass lick is enough to cure my depression
I still use the ‘who is this’ gag at every chance I have.
One of the funniest episodes ever! Thank you!
I love a good nap sometimes its the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning 😂
“If that’s what you wa....”
“That’s what I want!”
Beat it Brian... beat it!
beat it brian BEAT IT!!!!!
Steinbrenner is Larry David?
shilohwillcome Just his voice.
I thought it was him in a wig xD
Yes just his voice.
sure as hell sounds like him....; good catch!
Social Justice Warrior only his voice. A different actor plays him physically
I wish i could pull this off at university..george is my hero
George would’ve *thrived* in our work-from-home era
😂
George could just close the shades in the windows and lock the doors.
2:35 -
-"Mr. Steinbrenner?"
-"That's what they call me."
“Morning Mr.Wilhelm!”
Goes to sleep under his desk 😂
Literally anyone else would be fired for this, my boi George livin the dream
Unless you're a government employee
Love how he says it's been his dream to work for the New York Yankees when he's initially applying for the job, then he jeopardizes all that by sleeping under his desk, lol.
I love when they take apart his desk and find playboy magazines.
George is a visionary
My job is like this.
No one know what my position is, either do I.
I was hired, then forgotten about.
No training, nothing. I play on Google all day. I have my own space and have done nothing for the company in 3 years. Nothing. LOL.
Who says the working in the private sector is bad?
Only the stupid work! The others are earning the 💲
Have you heard of the book titled "Bullshit Jobs" by David Graeber?
Yeah, thats because you are not needed.
Becoming a "forgotten employee" - a wage slave's dream.
One of the best episodes of Seinfeld. Ever since I saw that "bed-desk" concept, I dreamed of getting one someday.
Yes, LD is doing the voice of Mr. Steinbrenner :-)
I love Seinfeld over friends..!! It is the BEST ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
“Conrad, Conny or Con,,,whatever you want”
“Is that what you want?” lol 😂 🤣
*ridiculously happy* - Hi! I'm Brian!
*about to explode* - Beat it Brian! Beat it! BEAT IT!
Jerry asks for fitted hats for hat day hahaha!
Seinfeld will keep me alive for the next three years in college
I love a good nap... sometimes its the only thing getting me out of the bed in the morning. Lol
Jason Alexander was the star of Seinfeld.
3:00
“Who is this?”
*”JERRY”*
😂
George is my spirit animal
Pre covid there were days at work I fantasized about this desk
Are we going to ignore the fact that Steinbrenner sat in George's office for 3½ hours waiting for him
I’ve always been curious what the desk looked like underneath after the remodeling. I guess I’ll just have to wonder....
They show it later in the episode
ua-cam.com/video/pi6bRtTtGeY/v-deo.html enjoy!
I don't know exactly why but this is my favourite episode.
Whenever people at work used to say they needed a nap, I would reference this episode. My boss once said, "Don't give her any ideas!"
This is an underrated episode.
When the dog enters, I lose it every single time, just imagining what poor Costanza must be going through!