This dude cracks me up. No matter how pink the steak is, every time he cuts it open it’s a “perfect medium rare” lol. His medium rare scale is absolutely massive
Some where some poor family is living in a tent drooling just dreaming of a bologna sandwich and we got people seasoning steaks with...... stake! you cant make this shyt up xD
Appreciate all of y’all 🫡 My seasonings & kniiivez :
“i season my steak with steak.”
Seems like ruining one steak to make an okay steak. I wouldn't do it either. Keep up the good work, Cuso!
“My steaks feels like it’s missing something….oh right more steak”
Ah yes, steak². My favorite.
That knife is a piece of art man
Bro really woke up and said “I’m gonna make my steak taste like steak”
the beefiest beef that has ever beefed
Proceeds to call a medium steak “perfect medium rare” 👌
Double it and give it to the next Steak
I drink this with my glass of milk, mixed with powdered milk so I can get more steak with my steak and more milk with my milk
Homie is really going to try to pass that medium well streak off as a medium rare lol.
This dude cracks me up. No matter how pink the steak is, every time he cuts it open it’s a “perfect medium rare” lol. His medium rare scale is absolutely massive
"I cooked you a steak!"
If this guy said this was medium rare to Gordon Ramsay, he would get called a donkey.
It’s basically the steak equivalent of twice baked potatoes
"yo dude whats in this steak?"
Some where some poor family is living in a tent drooling just dreaming of a bologna sandwich and we got people seasoning steaks with...... stake! you cant make this shyt up xD
Big fan of medium well on cheaper steaks, it’s how my grandma used to make them before she moved away
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