2:09:31- "Welp, there goes Lance!" As Lance lands on top of a moving taxi. THAT sent me into a full-body laughgasm.
1:37:17 -- "Oh well. One less mission for me. I don't even care."
Really shows DSP'S priorities. He doesn't give a fuck about the game, or games in general. He wants as few missions as possible so he can finish the game and make money. I know that for me, someone who actually likes video games, I'd never say "oh well, one less mission!" I'd want MORE missions
1:16:28 - Epic "WHUT!!!"
@@irontomato3835 I was going full speed, pulling away and this guy still opened the door!
Hahahahaha, that genuine rage when he screams "WHAT!!!" at 1:16:28.
I have never in my life seen someone play Grand Theft Auto so badly, especially driving. Dude acts like he has a seizure every time he accelerates in any vehicle he gets in. Terrible.
@@IgnatiusAlpha Dude thats actually how i rage when i fail in GTA. No, really, It's really how i get mad at GTA or when things don't go my way at 1:16:28.
I can actually feel DSP's pain as i'm not the only one with anger issues over a game here
and i'm sick of people laughing at DSP especially when he fails at a poorly designed game like GTA. 🤦♂️
These crappy GTA games really make you wanna appreciate E.T and Pac-Man on Atari 2600, do you?
Heck, Even NES games weren't this brutal as at least they didn't insult you and call you names like GTA did
like for example, seeing that "You couldn't win a raffle, loser" in GTA 3 when failing the Turismo mission.
So yeah, I can totally feel DSP's frustration while playing GTA and we all need to stop nitpicking him way too much and give him some respect and it's NOT because he plays a game poorly.
And do not "Ha ha ha" DSP, NEVER, "HA-HA" at DSP!
I have to admit, 21:30 has the *best* pronunciation of the phrase ''C'mon now!'' I've ever heard x'D
1:48:18 That was beautiful. Just drives off the side and flips over. Then he makes the worst seal impression ever. Wonderful.
"Kill Phil?! Phil who?!"
Phil... you.
1:46:50 the irony of the music from the radio station "tryna take control" as he crashes
Still comedy gold 9 years later... And the pigroach hasn't changed a bit
Still sucks at games but now he's upped the begging to inhuman levels
@stonecoldhooligani3862 that won't stop, unless someone scares him. He's too comfortable in the snort fort. The only way to sort him out is face to face. Then he can't lie, snivel or worm his way out.
@@lukeskywalker4989 Not really, imo.
Honestly these videos just show that we finally had enough of Rockstars bullshit for like 23 years now.
>>>"COME ON, MAN!! I TOOK INSANE DAMAGE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!"
>>>Stands in the middle of EVERYWHERE while being used as target practice.
Never change, Phil. Never change.
9:30 Yes Phil, only in Vice City can it rain with little to no clouds in the sky, except Florida where it can be raining around the corner from your house and be sunny down the block
2:12:02 He says he has played every GTA game. but doesn't list GTA original, GTA London, GTA 2 and GTA Chinatown Wars.
GTA LCS as well. He really should play GTA Liberty City Stories the most because he has played every GTA 3D Era game except for Liberty City Stories :/
I actually like the mass volume of comments. It really keeps me engaged since I feel the need to pay attention so I dont miss a comment. Without the mass comments I'm just watching DSP poorly play a game and there's no enjoyment in that. It's also funny seeing what people think when Phil massively fails a mission or wipes out his car. It's also good to see how many of Phil's fans are actually eager for the TIHYDP, since he makes it sound like it's only a niche group of circle jerkers watching these. But from what it seems I'm in the minority lol. This video was really well done.
Thanks bro. I probably could have given the comments another pass at least, though.
I agree. No1 really wants to watch one of Phil videos, its more about the comment; correcting him in his errors and putting his ego in check. tbh, I really hate it when people do TIHYDP's and they just meme pictures or there own text. It makes it seem more selfish to the person making the TIHYDP, instead of everyone else which is how I personally see it. This is one of the better ones I've seen personally. I also find it funny that there are people that just cut Phil's fails and don't add anything else, yet none of there really get flak for it, yet you do for what? lots of comments, which the point of TIHYDP? idk get it. Anyway one of the fav. Well done.
@William_J Yeah, right, he actually isn't really playing the game poorly. It's how the game is designed, folks. And plus everything DSP says in his videos are true, you guys are just contradicting the truth here.
17:55-18:25 might be the funniest shit I’ve seen in my entire life omg 😂
First, he hijacked the biker's bike, but got hijacked by the biker to get his bike back, and then knocked the biker again, but unfortunately... got knocked off and busted by a cop. 😂
Yeah, that's something that could possibly go wrong with Phil. Absolute hilarious. 🤣
53:10 Why is he saying Vice City Stories was harder than this game, when he's playing Vice City Stories... did I miss something?
36:36 The letters of the names of the missions on the map sums this up pretty nicely!
1:13:16 "After two minor touches, the car explodes!" Phil would know about minor-touching given he and Pandalee's situation, lol.
I love Vice City Stories. It's my favorite next to the original Vice City.
I really hate how he plays an open world game with the mindset of a linear game that has predetermined enemies, health, weapons, etc.
It's funny that everytime i skip minutes into the video i see "Mission Failed" every single time lmfao!
27:55 only Phil can get himself into situations like this.
Is it me, or did Phil say "Now how is that my prault?!" at about the 26:50 mark?
Wow.
I actually checked out Phil's actual channel for the first time in about a year (only the second time ever) and saw that he was doing this playthrough.
I immediately got a feeling of both interest at seeing one of my old favorites being played, quickly followed by horror at the realization that PHIL was doing it.
I instantly wanted to say "Can't wait for the next edition of T.I.H.Y.D.P: Vice City Stories.
But, since he had just begun it, I figured "Well, he's only just started. Maybe, just MAYBE, I should give him a chance. Let him get into it a while. Who knows? He might actually be decent at it."
Oh, silly, silly me.
24:41 what? WHAT? WHAT THE FHLUCK DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
the way he said it killed me
Find out this video like 6 years after it has been uploaded but i've never laughed so much in my entire life, i literally love this game and knowing every single mistake he was going to make it's fucking amazing, thank you for this video, you made my day in this quarantine, even if this is an old video.
(sorry for my English if i wrote something wrong :))
15:51
My exact words to describe DSPGaming.
This is a really well edited compilation, I loved it! I'd like to second the comment what praised the amount of comments showed in the video, it must have been a lot of work to do, but this keeps me rewatching these compilations over and over. Keep up the good work!
Only DSP would complain about too much driving in a gta game.
Only him. No one else would even bother saying it or even thinking it.
Psychol's comment at 2:07:54 was fucking perfect.
29:02 He sounded like Tiny Harris from Xscape when he accidentally walked into the rampage mission 😂😂😂
I want this video from the perspective of the AI complaining about how shit Phil is
I like how the lightning flashes at 1:38:28-1:38:30 line up with the beat of the drums.
I fell asleep watching this and woke up due to this scrub shouting at some minor thing.
@@AwesomeDudeLol OH MY GOD DOOD THIS IS STOOPID SHIT!! THIS GAME IS FULL OF SHIT
Bottom right corner "DSP fails at gaming". That was funny. Took me a while to notice it. XD
Even in video games, Phil should be wearing his glasses to drive!
Very nice for a first TIHYDP! Great collection of failures!
Why does he keep bitching about the map being too big? It's just Vice City right? The easiest way to make money in the second half of VC is do the last street race.
Which is a circuit of the entire city. And only takes 4 minutes.
"Hey, Lance. Don't stand near explosions. Don't stand in the fucking line of fire. Don't shoot me."
Ignoring the fact that _you_ have done all three of those things repeatedly.
We can add this to the list of TIHYDP list.
For your first TIHYDP, this is well made. And kudos for making the ending there.
43:26 I could see Trevor saying that to Phil in real life XD
Game: Shoot VALVES to turn off oil
Phil: The fuck do I do?!
Classic.
29:01 I am in tears. In shambles.
Oh, good Lord. I had the PS2 port of VCS when I was about twelve, and every single mission that takes Phil God knows how many attempts, I managed to beat in one or two attempts. Whose idea was it to actually let this guy do Let's Plays for money?
And i thought i was the one who had anger issues over these games 🤣
He's got the point. Rockstar has been driving me crazy anyways for 20+ years with their shitty ass games that don't work. 🤦♂️
@@unchi1999 Yes, you have a skill issue. These games aren't even that hard to beat.
We all need to band together as one and find one game, ONE GAME for Phil to play from beginning to end where he doesn't complain.
I'd like to nominate, Mario Teaches Typing 2.
"YO WHAT THE FUCK ???! I didn't want to put E ! Man this game is so bugged. No wonder every kids are dumbasses, they played this buggy trash of a game."
How about Elmo's ABC adventure on the PlayStation 1? Since he probably won't do the Nintendo 64 version xD
MrDmoney156"WHAT!? I don't know how to spell! This is so stupid! What does spelling have to do with Elmo anyways!?"
David Adamson lmao! Sorry for the late reply back, but i seriously want to see him play some Super Famicom games someday or some Japanese import games cuz usually those versions of games are actually a bit more easier and gives some slight balance to the difficulty.
But anyways, back to elmo ahem.. "Yo this game is madd buggy dude! Look! I'm walking over the mountains & underwater hahaha haw haw haw *clap* *clap* wow man! This is the epitome of bad programming! Haha!!
Every time I see Phil fuck up a driving mission and get the vehicle stuck I think of that scene in the first Austin Powers flick where he's driving the cart and is stuck in the tunnel.
1:52:38 look at that sunset
This is amazing, I've no idea who this person playing is but it's hilarious watching him play and the comments are the icing on the cake. Thank you for this :D
This became one of my favorite TIHYDP videos. So much rage, so much stupidity, just like TIHYDP GTA San Andreas(Chaff Edition). I laughed my ass off so much. This is why Phil is only entertaining when he does something stupid and gets angry about it, but when he whines, complains, and crys about something, it only makes it less fun to watch.
Thanks, man. Love your TIHYDP (and DSP) videos too, actually, they're excellent, along with Chaff's videos!
1:41:26 OMG, did he seriously named the part like that, my sides, god damnit
This is a great TIHYDP video. Keep it up!
36:25
"They won't let me buy my guns back, they took 'em away!"
BULL! SHIT! It asked you if you want the guns back, but you declined it when you pressed Triangle!
My favorite parts were the antenne mission, him constantly crashing into shit and the one with Lance being in the way with the bike.
Are you fucking serious, it's glitched it wont let me get in the car.
*fake rages*.
I love how you're partnered with Machinima and UA-cam can't claim copyright on your videos. I liked how you said the music adds a lot to the atmosphere, only for you to shit on them. I love ABC and I have to tell you something Phil, I've seen your future and you can't afford it.
How did he not automatically figure out that this is the same map of Vice City. It's similar because it's the same damn map
lmfao 23:07 "Thanks for the bike" Proceeds to drive up a pole falling off. HAHA
"Get inside!" *jumps* "I'm stuck!" "I'M STUCK- I can't move at all!" "DOOD, I'm stuck and I can't get on that bike and I can't move!"
Yelling at the screen sure helps, a lot.
I subscribed to DSP. I did. Solely to have him keep doing these kinds of things. Really, without a "This is how you DON'T play" to watch in the weekends with my buddies wile we play games we enjoy, things will get dull. So to anyone and all out there, making these videos of DSP? Please... Never stop.
Oh, subscribe for you Kelsper. Fantastic work :D
Every time I watch Phil play I instantly fall asleep. Like for real he just makes me tired af. So thx Phil 😁😂
I loved this!! Please make more if you ever have time and patience :-)
everything he plays ends up with, ''its bugged'' ''what a stoopid fucking mission dewd'' ''nooooooooo nooooooo noooooooooo'' or ''this is so dumb'' and fake laughter, why cant someone take his internet away
2:00:54
Me: That's a bunch of lies, Phil! Tell me the truth, where did you learn the 8423 code and pretended that you guessed it?
Phil: Uhh, the stream chat? *burps*
This guy makes Carl Johnson look like a competent driver.
Very good for your first time.
It's a little overdone with the comments at the beginning of the video, and some long comments appears very briefly being not enough time to read them completely, but other than that I don't see any problems.
It's one of the funniest and well done TIHYDP in my opinion.
Thank you for the laughs and keep up the good work. :-)
I tell you one thing: this TIHYDP is the funniest shit ever when you're high, especially the parts where he gets super pissed. Please don't ever delete this.
ESPECIALLY DESTROY YOUR IPHONE WITH THE DESKTOP DESTROYER AS WELL AS THE SURVIVALCRAFT ARE ALSO PUNISHED AT ALL
MISSION FAILED AND ESPECIALLY YOU HAVE DIED CAUSE OF DEATH KILLED BY A LION
ESPECIALLY YOU NEED TO PLAY WITH THE DESKTOP DESTROYER NOW OR ELSE I GONNA DESTROY YOUR IPHONE
Still one of the best TIHYDP out there lmao
I love how you decreased the opacity of the comments so that you can still see the gameplay. Good job
I love how I can perfectly play this on the Psp with no problem, but Phil on the ps3, it's just a huge as challenge.
1:09:27 AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phil should be a game tester. he seems to be able find bugs that other people never experience.
here's what he can do. first he becomes a game tester. then he can find bugs and do his playthroughs. he can get paid for funding bugs and he can upload the playthroughs when the game releases.
I DONT WANT RAMPAGE!!!
Honestly I'd really like to know what kind of music Phil likes. He either disses or mocks at least every single track he comes across within the games.
1:46:25
I should tell you that you free aim by pressing R1+L3 at the same time. Or, for PSP players, it's R + down on the D-pad.
In my opinion, there was nothing wrong with the amount of comments. I thought it made it a lot more interesting. The only complaint I have is that a couple of times, you picked long comments and made leave the screen too quickly to read. Anyway, definitely one of the better TIHYDPs. I hope you make one of Liberty City Stories if/when he decides to play that.
First game I finished on psp 10 years ago
don't you love how more effort and editing goes into TIHYDP videos, than Phil puts into his actual videos, lol
It's 2022 and Phil does more to avoid putting in effort than to actually improve
I would hate to see him try to gain control of his car in real life. Solution for fishtailing? ACCELERATE WOT!!!!
During my childhood that mission at 5:30 would make me rage so hard
36:00 why is it everytime when a cop on him he goes into the park car and the cop always busted him and he act surprise even more dumber the car door was off lol
Shame that he made his playthroughs private, but hey at least these TIHYDP videos skip all the BS.
DRINKING GAME!!!! Take a shot everytime Phil says a mission is stupid. WARNING:Do not actually attempt,you will die in the first 20 minutes. XD
bugged alcohol mechanics
"Liver failure??? ack ack ack this is stoopid"
59:33 worst way to execute a mission indeed, laughed the whole minutes
Phil is the kinda guy to trip on a flat surface
I'd love to see a feature length TIHYDP Vice city. The two that are up are either too short or are more like a Bugged Mechanics video.
I have not EVER consistently laughed throughout a video so much before. I'm sitting here, trying to have a few drinks before bed, and I can't even take a sip of anything while the vid is playing, because I damn near break out in laughter, mid-drink, every time DSP starts bitching again. :p
Great vid +121324
every time he says "what the fuck did i do wrong", what comes to mind is "You blabbed Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!"
1:49:56 it’s funny how he always tries to roast the game’s graphics all the time when he’s mad. In gta 4 he said “Yay no more fucking cartoon graphics”.
"I TOOK 400 photos ! , I got big ones , small ones , pictures of their dicks! "
That one nearly had me ROFLing
I'm so glad real firefighters don't have phil's mentality:
*firefighters arrive on scene spray the fire for 3 seconds*
"it doesn't work guys wrap it up, let's go"
Lol, I literally read your comment as he was spraying the water, and saying "it's not working at all"...
It's a bug, ohh my god the game is glitched. Who designed this crap?
Probably complain about this too in those 3 seconds.
Also he sprays the air through the top of the flame, instead of the base of the fire. He had the same problem with the fire extinguisher in San Andreas. He sprayed the flame in the air, instead of the material which is on fire at the base.
Either that or they scream at the fire for refusing to be put out.
*wtf d00d this is bullshit god made bugged fire mechanics*
dood this fire is fawkin bullsheet. my hose is lagging water inputs, nothing I can do.