What your favorite animal says about you!

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  • Опубліковано 31 жов 2019
  • Ok here is what your favorite animal says about you! I hope you like the video! (It's just a joke though so sorry if I hurt your feelings). What's your favorite animal? Mine is probably a fox but I still am not sure.
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  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry  4 роки тому +5603

    Ok guys what animals do you want in part 2?

  • @ariachan2815
    @ariachan2815 4 роки тому +10115

    Cats: "you're a girl"
    My brother: *Am* *i* *a* *joke* *to* *you?*

    • @Dan_Brandybuck
      @Dan_Brandybuck 4 роки тому +278

      Well, congratulations. I guess it turns out that you actually have a sister. I can imagine that an MVPerry video was probably a weird place to receive that revelation.

    • @raccoon663
      @raccoon663 4 роки тому +19

      Pizzawars236 2 is it blue

    • @penischild9773
      @penischild9773 4 роки тому +66

      Do i look like a girl?
      Don't answer that

    • @Wapolville_Mayor
      @Wapolville_Mayor 4 роки тому +17

      I’m ya brotha

    • @ewin608
      @ewin608 4 роки тому +11

      I felt that

  • @fighter4lifeful
    @fighter4lifeful 4 роки тому +507

    dog: "you're a boy"
    me, looking down at myself: guess its time to switch genders

  • @sillygoofster95
    @sillygoofster95 Рік тому +17

    cat: you are a girl
    Me: i guess im a femboy now

  • @googlyminotaur5968
    @googlyminotaur5968 Рік тому +25

    My best friend in middle school was obsessed with dolphins and she absolutely wanted to be a marine biologist and a dolphin trainer. 😂 that was spot on.

  • @littlebopeep
    @littlebopeep 4 роки тому +4593

    “You’re a boy”
    “You’re a girl”
    me: *likes both* can relate

  • @aries9593
    @aries9593 4 роки тому +4542

    Cats: You’re a girl
    G - guy
    I - in
    R - real
    L - life

  • @unprankable666
    @unprankable666 Рік тому +26

    My top six. Wolves are elegant, beautiful creatures, and efficient hunters. Ravens are incredibly smart and also beautiful. Pangolins are adorable and need to be protected. Owls are cute when they're young and strong and terrifying when grown up. Capybaras are just vibes. They get along with basically every other animal. Manatees are giant pacifist pillows that don't bother anyone, and don't get bothered in return.

    • @theLASK
      @theLASK Місяць тому

      I like wolves mainly because their howl sounds beautiful and they're so floofy

    • @user-uf5hg9wl5c
      @user-uf5hg9wl5c 12 днів тому

      I guess I'm a werewolf because I'm not a furry nor am I 14. 🙄

    • @user-uf5hg9wl5c
      @user-uf5hg9wl5c 12 днів тому

      I'm happy to be a werewolf.

  • @aidensallwood3631
    @aidensallwood3631 Рік тому +17

    M Perry : you have insomnia
    Me : ya damn right

  • @fairywavess
    @fairywavess 4 роки тому +3059

    "Dog: you are a boy"
    _Cruella De vil has left the chat_

  • @leech8110
    @leech8110 4 роки тому +641

    Cat: “you’re a girl.”
    Sebastian: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @Aazzuurre
      @Aazzuurre 4 роки тому +26

      U n d e r r a t e d

    • @francessgemgamboa233
      @francessgemgamboa233 4 роки тому +13

      @@Aazzuurre Yes, This comment is bootiful!

    • @francessgemgamboa233
      @francessgemgamboa233 4 роки тому +24

      I remember the moment when they are in the circus, he ignored the *-whatever you call that-* and walked towards the tiger.
      Ciel was like:
      Damn it, I forgot Tigers are Cats!

    • @chelsey5349
      @chelsey5349 3 роки тому +8

      Want some Pocky? Ikr and when I found out he liked cats I got an even bigger crush on him coz cats *and sheep* are my fav animals😂

    • @notjudi140
      @notjudi140 3 роки тому +5

      Don't worry its all a joke

  • @Gl1tch.exe_
    @Gl1tch.exe_ 9 місяців тому +1

    Squirrel: you’re nuts.
    *”yes I am.”*

  • @Mielikki28
    @Mielikki28 Рік тому +25

    I remember watching this video with my brother three years ago, since I loved cats, and he loved dogs he made a joke about how I am a girl now. Three years later I have came out as trans, this video knew me before I knew me...

    • @ericaknecht9611
      @ericaknecht9611 Рік тому +1

      Ha ha so happy for u :)

    • @Mielikki28
      @Mielikki28 Рік тому

      @@ericaknecht9611 thanks a lot :D

    • @AdyanLudi
      @AdyanLudi 10 місяців тому

      Wow, what a story

    • @Eemanuelo
      @Eemanuelo 6 місяців тому

      ​@@AdyanLudiWhat story?

  • @DavisBraden2023
    @DavisBraden2023 4 роки тому +667

    Wolf: You're a 14 year old furry
    Me: Wrong I'm a 14 year old weeb.

    • @basil8924
      @basil8924 4 роки тому +8

      Me tho 😂

    • @DavisBraden2023
      @DavisBraden2023 4 роки тому

      @@basil8924 lol

    • @novaamare4969
      @novaamare4969 4 роки тому +1

      Lol same

    • @smoker5989
      @smoker5989 4 роки тому +8

      And you have good taste watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and having Speedwagon as your waifu

    • @DavisBraden2023
      @DavisBraden2023 4 роки тому

      Anybody got any recommendations I need a new anime to watch

  • @nutella7330
    @nutella7330 3 роки тому +3674

    “Dog: your a boy”
    *Welp, guess I’m not Nutella anymore.*

  • @braynceltheartificer
    @braynceltheartificer 8 місяців тому +1

    Barn Owl - you're the sort of nerd who knows that Barn Owls are a separate group from regular owls

  • @mioneswife
    @mioneswife 8 місяців тому +2

    Rats: You're Ron Weasley

  • @bofuuu
    @bofuuu 3 роки тому +254

    "Dog: You’re a boy."
    Guess I’m transgender then...

  • @Nintentoad125
    @Nintentoad125 4 роки тому +4270

    Cat: you’re a girl
    Me: *is a boy
    _sad anime fan boy noisies_

  • @StaringHampter413
    @StaringHampter413 Рік тому +3

    Lynx just left the chat. My favorite animal, then i'll just say what it says about me. Lynx: You are the quite and nice person. And you are also a Furry.

  • @boreddragons
    @boreddragons 10 місяців тому +2

    My rabbit is sitting next to me listening to what this man is saying

  • @Jyxi14
    @Jyxi14 4 роки тому +517

    “Turtles: you’re old and slow.”
    VSCO GIRLS:.....

  • @tsukkibro
    @tsukkibro 4 роки тому +1383

    Rat: “you’re a disgusting kind of person.” Me: *looks over at pet rat* Also Me: “its oki Baby I still love you”
    update: he died today :( rip pumpkin 2019-2021

    • @angikerr7571
      @angikerr7571 4 роки тому +48

      Same love rat

    • @Yuli-yo5qw
      @Yuli-yo5qw 4 роки тому +34

      Same but I don’t have a rat 😐

    • @anikkabaker8588
      @anikkabaker8588 4 роки тому +54

      After video
      me: looks over at pet rat
      My rat:
      me: oh someone's gonna die tonight
      Warning this is a joke

    • @Milkythefawn
      @Milkythefawn 4 роки тому +33

      My rats never really seemed dirty, they are honestly like cats

    • @Milkythefawn
      @Milkythefawn 4 роки тому +25

      My rat would chill on my shoulder while I fed her Cheerios

  • @mariavegaocampo7721
    @mariavegaocampo7721 Рік тому +2

    parrot: you think its funny copying people, but you get mad when someone copies you

  • @ivonnegericke1105
    @ivonnegericke1105 Рік тому +18

    cat: you're a girl
    wrong i dont have a gender lol

  • @rainyday6512
    @rainyday6512 4 роки тому +592

    “You have insomnia”
    *why do you think I’m watching this*

    • @emilyjoy4623
      @emilyjoy4623 4 роки тому +2

      *awkward laughing in its 2 AM*

  • @wouchayan
    @wouchayan 3 роки тому +449

    "ᴄᴀᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ"
    ʟᴀᴜɢʜꜱ ɪɴ ʙᴏʏ

  • @teamoceangamers8858
    @teamoceangamers8858 Рік тому +4

    At 4:10 you just stated everything about me 😂 I love dolphins!!!! And I wanna be a marine biology scientist! 🐟 🐬

  • @Jet_Stream_Samy
    @Jet_Stream_Samy Рік тому +2

    Jotaro: I agree, I am a marine biologist and likes to swim with dolphins 🐬

  • @kimjongun4343
    @kimjongun4343 4 роки тому +190

    Cat: "you're a girl"
    Millions of catdads: "am I (are we) a joke to you?"

  • @enderdragoness546
    @enderdragoness546 4 роки тому +536

    Dog: you're a boy
    Cat: you're a girl
    Me who likes both: **visible confusion**

  • @-Orchideous-
    @-Orchideous- Рік тому +1

    Wolf: Either you're a 14-year-old furry, or you're a werewolf
    Me: Well this is awkward

  • @EmmaElizabeth-uf3ky
    @EmmaElizabeth-uf3ky Рік тому +2

    dude how do you make your videos so funny?!

  • @Orangeez
    @Orangeez 4 роки тому +640

    Turtle should’ve have had been: *You’re a Vsco Girl*

  • @bblakelysucks
    @bblakelysucks 4 роки тому +410

    "You're a girl"
    *Shinsou: confused screeching cat noises*

    • @basil8924
      @basil8924 4 роки тому +12

      *Aizawa joined the chat*

    • @crab1227
      @crab1227 4 роки тому +3

      Wait he likes cats?

    • @basil8924
      @basil8924 4 роки тому +3

      Yup

    • @crab1227
      @crab1227 4 роки тому +2

      I guess I missed some episodes

    • @Malu-ut5lb
      @Malu-ut5lb 4 роки тому +2

      Ikl UwU

  • @SlabFor1
    @SlabFor1 11 місяців тому +1

    "Cat, Your a girl"
    "the problem with you is you're completely delusional"
    -Jimmy neutron

  • @Hazmat1223
    @Hazmat1223 Рік тому

    I don't know why, but your voice is so calming

  • @_snazz.e_7206
    @_snazz.e_7206 4 роки тому +486

    Wolf:
    “Either you’re a 14 year old furry”
    *My heart stopped I swear*

    • @okami_shimon5906
      @okami_shimon5906 4 роки тому +9

      Oh come on! I’m a 13 year old furry!

    • @gracealicemarie877
      @gracealicemarie877 4 роки тому +11

      *me being 14 and a furry* 😅🐺😂

    • @_snazz.e_7206
      @_snazz.e_7206 4 роки тому +1

      _InaraArtz_ :D oof well she might be a furry and not even know it

    • @_snazz.e_7206
      @_snazz.e_7206 4 роки тому

      WolfPup Galaxy and Explosive Friends haha don’t worry you’ll be 14 soon enough 😂

    • @okami_shimon5906
      @okami_shimon5906 4 роки тому +1

      @_InaraArtz_ :D,that was me a year ago. My friend who watched anime called me one but i never knew what it meant

  • @user-nb5ow9eu4w
    @user-nb5ow9eu4w 4 роки тому +260

    Cobra;
    “You have a toxic personality and you lie about everything.”
    _I mean-_

  • @catkafei
    @catkafei 8 місяців тому +1

    “Dog, You’re a boy”
    Literally a dog lover as a female

  • @ruddiestmanx5116
    @ruddiestmanx5116 Рік тому +2

    My rat was the best pet I’ve ever had. He would watch Star Trek with me. We would eat snacks together. And he even figured out how to pause the tv.

    • @Linkshmink
      @Linkshmink 8 місяців тому

      Awwwwwww that's so cute ❤‍🩹

  • @jpmz5470
    @jpmz5470 3 роки тому +575

    "Cat, Your a girl"
    "The problem with you is you're completely delusional!"
    -Phineas

    • @redstonecommander7907
      @redstonecommander7907 3 роки тому +11

      Yes thumbs down the video this is offensive to our wpecies

    • @jckoibra2662
      @jckoibra2662 3 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @blanky8278
      @blanky8278 3 роки тому +3

      he said this is a joke

    • @PBadasie
      @PBadasie 2 роки тому +2

      So this video say....Im a 14 year old furry girl that lives in a hole? Well at least they got 1 right ( dont ask me which one...)

    • @zippstorm1184
      @zippstorm1184 2 роки тому

      I don't really like cats but that doesn't mean I'm a boy 😤

  • @yadayada8415
    @yadayada8415 4 роки тому +381

    Cat: “You’re a girl.”
    Me: *laughs in male*

  • @romanas243
    @romanas243 3 місяці тому +1

    Furries:🤡
    Werewolves:🗿
    Real wolves:💪🗿
    Me loving both instead of first:💪💪🗿

  • @Deathnotelover95
    @Deathnotelover95 Рік тому

    2:38
    Bro, seals are cute as hell, but that seal has eyes like you're staring into an abyss. How did you find the ONE creepy seal picture that isn't that singer with a busted-up face?
    /s

  • @iamafrog6850
    @iamafrog6850 4 роки тому +357

    “You’re a disgusting kind of person”
    I figured.

    • @poixon_asherzzz
      @poixon_asherzzz 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @FourFor4
      @FourFor4 4 роки тому +1

      One of my favorites are rats so I understand. 😎👌

    • @ratpiss566
      @ratpiss566 4 роки тому +6

      They don’t deserve this treatment :((

    • @FourFor4
      @FourFor4 4 роки тому +4

      Shopper Shopper yes. Rats are epic, if that’s what you’re referring to. 👌

    • @mexicanburrito11
      @mexicanburrito11 4 роки тому +1

      Your profile picture matches your comment

  • @akaxcakes8896
    @akaxcakes8896 4 роки тому +295

    "you're a girl"
    "you're a boy"
    Just because of this, I'm picking dogs.

  • @trungonghua5130
    @trungonghua5130 Рік тому +2

    The dolphin one perfectly describes Jotaro

  • @aliciasena8599
    @aliciasena8599 Рік тому +2

    Wolf: You're a 14 y/o furry
    Me, who's younger than that but still furry: *I LEIK FURRIES*

  • @khoi2330
    @khoi2330 4 роки тому +335

    Raccoon:
    “You like “borrowing” things from your friends, and never returning them.”
    Me: *”Well, I mean you’re not wrong..”*

  • @kantraa
    @kantraa 3 роки тому +443

    "Cat: You're a girl"
    Guess i'm a girl now...

  • @JoshuaDDales
    @JoshuaDDales Рік тому

    I wonder how tempted MVPerry was while making this video to make a rabbit multiplication joke and a comparison between pigs and cops?

  • @Linkshmink
    @Linkshmink 8 місяців тому

    Me, a ferret lover: ✨Baby I'm not even here... I'm a hallucination✨

    • @gr4cynn
      @gr4cynn 2 місяці тому +1

      OMG SAMEEE

  • @-aangiee-9668
    @-aangiee-9668 4 роки тому +575

    “Rat: you’re a disgusting kind of person”
    You’re not wrong

  • @elaowczarczyk7143
    @elaowczarczyk7143 4 роки тому +230

    “You’re a boy”
    Me, a girl: *Hmmm*

    • @payton9665
      @payton9665 4 роки тому +3

      Ela Owczarczyk Cue the Illuminati music

    • @mexicanburrito11
      @mexicanburrito11 4 роки тому +1

      (*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*)

    • @goldexperiencerequiem5017
      @goldexperiencerequiem5017 4 роки тому +2

      Ela Owczarczyk
      You just activated my *trap* card

    • @weepingkoopa2862
      @weepingkoopa2862 4 роки тому

      I'm a boy and same.

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 4 роки тому

      WELL IM TRANSGENDER SO HA!!!!!

  • @straynjchik1666
    @straynjchik1666 10 місяців тому +1

    MVPerry: * Doesn't make include sharks, sugar gliders, lizards, bats other
    snakes, dragonflies, snd coral. *
    Me: AM I A JOKE TO YOU MVPERRY?

  • @godofgamesbrl
    @godofgamesbrl 10 місяців тому +1

    Me: "likes wolfs because they re cool and pretty"
    Mvperry: would'nt that make you a werewolf?

  • @thelivingliver6715
    @thelivingliver6715 4 роки тому +547

    me: has ten cats
    also me:
    is a male

  • @giablaire
    @giablaire 4 роки тому +249

    *panda “ you spend 80% of your life sleeping”*
    *sounds like me*

    • @theoslegos2034
      @theoslegos2034 4 роки тому +1

      Then how did you manage to watch this video and comment as well? *iluminati plays *

    • @user-fx3kt4ym4j
      @user-fx3kt4ym4j 4 роки тому +1

      @@theoslegos2034 she slept in her dreams, watching the vid and commented
      dun dundunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @theoslegos2034
      @theoslegos2034 4 роки тому +2

      @@user-fx3kt4ym4j wait so she was sleep watching?

    • @user-fx3kt4ym4j
      @user-fx3kt4ym4j 4 роки тому +2

      @@theoslegos2034 *yes*

    • @Sethilliano
      @Sethilliano 4 роки тому

      Memey Avocado same

  • @hunterwittebane1239
    @hunterwittebane1239 Рік тому +1

    Sheep: you have insomnia
    *looks around room*
    Me: yah ok

  • @Thisisdcode
    @Thisisdcode 2 місяці тому +1

    Him: like wolf = furry
    His ancestor with homie dawg: ☠

  • @nidhalsormali3051
    @nidhalsormali3051 3 роки тому +549

    Me a boi who likes cats: *Guess I'm a girl now*

  • @juuvoygitckbj
    @juuvoygitckbj 4 роки тому +465

    Me: I really love cats!
    "You're a girl"
    Also me: *is a boy*

  • @-Cr0w-.
    @-Cr0w-. 10 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact: domesticated rats are called fancy rats and are also very clean

  • @jaso100
    @jaso100 Рік тому +1

    Capybara: you like to have a wild pet and give scratches.

  • @abandonedspirit0202
    @abandonedspirit0202 4 роки тому +421

    “Your a 14 Year old furry”
    *Steve: Confused Silence*

    • @kazoo1731
      @kazoo1731 4 роки тому +11

      "Or you're a werewolf"

    • @anegidragon2275
      @anegidragon2275 4 роки тому +12

      I’m actually a furry lol
      But to be more specific I’m a SCALIE

    • @abandonedspirit0202
      @abandonedspirit0202 4 роки тому +2

      They filled the whole black hole with the people who asked

    • @abandonedchannel-
      @abandonedchannel- 4 роки тому +1

      @@anegidragon2275 i'm one to but i'm not 14 and my fav animal is a chameleon

    • @brandonellavich2234
      @brandonellavich2234 4 роки тому

      @@erinkuroki XD

  • @naricyno
    @naricyno 4 роки тому +338

    “Dog: youre a boy”
    *_happy trans guy noises_*

    • @appleciderhead6527
      @appleciderhead6527 4 роки тому +3

      Why can I relate so much to this-

    • @AA-pv6mi
      @AA-pv6mi 4 роки тому +2

      Alright??

    • @fuckfirefox5114
      @fuckfirefox5114 4 роки тому

      So you were a girl but, now you're a boy?
      Still figuring out these transgenders
      Edit:Grammatical errors

    • @no-hj1ej
      @no-hj1ej 4 роки тому

      Unhappy Enby noises

  • @jollylittlelamb
    @jollylittlelamb 6 місяців тому

    Please do weasels next and chinchillas! Those are my favorites

  • @vanessapaniccia
    @vanessapaniccia Рік тому

    Panda: you spent 80% sleeping
    Me: *Stairs at The roof all night*

  • @arachniteer
    @arachniteer 3 роки тому +515

    “Spider: You have a toxic personality.”
    Me: Yells profanities at the screen.

    • @lolibalto1410
      @lolibalto1410 3 роки тому +8

      Msjdfkodoaakjaowowje

    • @raiz093
      @raiz093 3 роки тому +5

      たばるなく

    • @sean66
      @sean66 3 роки тому +9

      Scientifically its a insect

    • @arachniteer
      @arachniteer 3 роки тому +6

      @@sean66 are you trying to piss me off lmao 😂

    • @sean66
      @sean66 3 роки тому +2

      @@arachniteer Nah I'm just kidding lol

  • @wirdest1210
    @wirdest1210 3 роки тому +491

    Cat: "You're a girl"
    Me, a trans man: _I feel attacked_
    [edit: this is suppose to be friendly joke, nothing else. There's no reason for you to come here and invalidate people, if you think we don't exist, keep your opinion to yourself.
    And for young trans folks, I promise you will be ok. You'll become and adult an you'll choose your path, whether that involves transitioning or not. Hang in there a little longer!]

    • @lalo_salamanca
      @lalo_salamanca 3 роки тому +39

      you are a man >:( ill change the video said rq

    • @Khaereis
      @Khaereis 3 роки тому +21

      As a trans male also I also felt attacked and will support any other trans or non trans being

    • @yuri0106
      @yuri0106 3 роки тому +8

      You are the real man buddy dont worry

    • @imverytired647
      @imverytired647 3 роки тому +9

      @Cameron Caines 23 (STUDENT) ok they where having a wholesome moment like can you not-

    • @imverytired647
      @imverytired647 3 роки тому +3

      @Cameron Caines 23 (STUDENT) I dont get it, are you saying that it's wrong to be transgender? Your comment is really confusing. And btw, if you are a transgender boy, YOU ARE A BOY.

  • @speedking869
    @speedking869 Рік тому

    holy moly you got me down I do sleep 80% of the day (favorite animal is a panda if you don't know you probably already know that) (PS keep up the good work)

  • @ayaanrathore
    @ayaanrathore 8 місяців тому

    Cats: "you're a girl"
    Me: Am I a joke to you?

  • @lucianocurti5419
    @lucianocurti5419 3 роки тому +169

    “What’s your Favorite animal?”
    Quiet Kid: “Desert Eagle”

  • @starbuckshun1321
    @starbuckshun1321 3 роки тому +297

    Cat
    “You a girl”
    Me: *A male*
    Now that just hurts my empty heart my guy.

    • @asmakb302
      @asmakb302 3 роки тому +4

      But its just a joke

    • @EpicNoobx
      @EpicNoobx 3 роки тому +21

      @@asmakb302 well this comment that you replied to is also a joke

    • @dead6171
      @dead6171 3 роки тому +7

      @@asmakb302 r/woooosh

    • @ryokuu6231
      @ryokuu6231 3 роки тому +3

      @@EpicNoobx lmao pls- 💀

    • @oscarooney1164
      @oscarooney1164 3 роки тому

      My fav is cat and im a female

  • @fendy_the_fox
    @fendy_the_fox 9 місяців тому

    lol u got me in crow, i always wear blackoutfit and gray jeans(always gray jeans)

  • @_1m-fOiV3_h3h3
    @_1m-fOiV3_h3h3 Рік тому

    Hamster, crow, bear, panda and penguin describes me perfectly this is what I am in real life not gonna lie. 😂😭🤣💯

  • @jmiyabi
    @jmiyabi 4 роки тому +282

    Cat: You're a girl
    Me a Boy: *Looks in pants* No I'm sure i'm a guy

    • @beasty6881
      @beasty6881 4 роки тому +13

      Plot twist: You're a girl.

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 4 роки тому +4

      Looking at your profile picture, you're a girl

    • @clikii1944
      @clikii1944 4 роки тому +4

      Then u like catgirls

    • @yourfavoritelineman
      @yourfavoritelineman 4 роки тому +2

      im a guy... who HATES cats and dogs

    • @Galaxyzzz__
      @Galaxyzzz__ 4 роки тому +1

      J Miyabi plot twist your trans

  • @ayseaydn1319
    @ayseaydn1319 Рік тому

    4:00 thought it will be you want to become them because its strong and can defeat hunters (or predators) sometimes

  • @adrien3868
    @adrien3868 Рік тому

    Funny story, When I went out to get chicken tender, on my way home, a squad of crows was following me, I turn to look at them and they stop, when I look away they started to follow me, one of my best morning

  • @vanillastar9048
    @vanillastar9048 4 роки тому +192

    “You spend 80% of your life sleeping”
    And that’s true

  • @trap8613
    @trap8613 4 роки тому +239

    Cat: "you’re a girl."
    Denis Daily: *am I a Joke to you??*

    • @mangoo14
      @mangoo14 4 роки тому +3

      Lol youre right!

    • @blossomslimes1572
      @blossomslimes1572 4 роки тому +3

      @@mangoo14 *you're*

    • @mangoo14
      @mangoo14 4 роки тому +1

      @@blossomslimes1572 .-.

    • @Z-Drip
      @Z-Drip 4 роки тому +3

      U came from Denis dai-

    • @potatocats5716
      @potatocats5716 4 роки тому +2

      Iris and other boys who loves cats like me

  • @cocballus250
    @cocballus250 7 місяців тому +1

    0:26 Your favorite song is eye of the tiger

  • @kayleedawndow257
    @kayleedawndow257 9 місяців тому

    idk, but can you do a fave toby fox game?

  • @parimalanarayana4157
    @parimalanarayana4157 3 роки тому +278

    Wolf: I think when I'm asleep I actually become a werewolf. ..

  • @lourdes211
    @lourdes211 4 роки тому +323

    cats: "you're a girl"
    me: dad please explain.

  • @emmayoung736
    @emmayoung736 Рік тому

    Part 2:
    Giraffe: you're a Toys R Us kid
    Skunk: you really stink
    Dinosaur: you're REALLY old
    Sloth: you're lazy
    Tasmanian devil: you destroy everything while spinning
    Sponge: you like SpongeBob
    Starfish: you like Patrick
    Octopus: you like Squidward
    Unicorn: you're a brony
    Panther: you're black... or pink
    Coyote: you chase fast birds
    Swan: you're graceful
    Horse: you're a good NEIGHbor
    Hippo: you're fat
    Rhino: you poop on your property
    Porcupine: you're prickly
    Hedgehog: you like Sonic
    Ant: you're strong
    Guinea pig: you're a pig but not really
    Bee: you watch the Bee Movie
    Butterfly: you're beautiful
    Fish: you're a very good swimmer
    Deer: you love Christmas
    Moose: you like big antlers
    Owl: you're wise
    Bat: you're a fan of Batman... or vampires
    Possum: you're upside down
    Otter: you float on your back
    Kangaroo: you like to jump... and you're Australian
    Camel: your favorite day is Wednesday
    Peacock: you watch NBC
    Dragon: you watch How To Train Your Dragon
    Weasel: you go pop
    Gorilla: you play Donkey Kong Country

  • @CandyGirlGalaxy9
    @CandyGirlGalaxy9 7 місяців тому

    My favorite animal being a lion: WHY U ALWAYS LYINNNNN 🎶🎶

  • @mogomighty102
    @mogomighty102 4 роки тому +629

    “Do you like dogs?”
    Me: *screams in high pitch* “DOGS!!”
    “You’re a boy”
    Me: *screams in deep manly voice* “DOGS!!”

    • @derp1595
      @derp1595 4 роки тому

      Same here except I also use my old man voice

    • @cindyprimus77
      @cindyprimus77 4 роки тому +11

      I’m a girl who likes dogs

    • @Dragon__Fox
      @Dragon__Fox 4 роки тому

      LuL

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 роки тому

      I’m a lad and I like cats

    • @Sophie-ps4ve
      @Sophie-ps4ve 4 роки тому

      I'm a girl who likes dogs too! Cats are actually cute but they're annoying to me. ~~kittens are adorable though but eventually, unlike dogs, you gotta let them go~~

  • @rainniebee
    @rainniebee 4 роки тому +316

    Cat: “Your a girl”
    Shota Aizawa: “Am I a *j* *o* *k* *e* to you?”

  • @the_amazingharukisan
    @the_amazingharukisan 15 днів тому

    Wolf: "either you're a 14 year old furry or you're a werewolf"
    Me and my friends: o.o

  • @roxy9232
    @roxy9232 Рік тому +1

    Me while watching this video : OH NO THE PUNS GOD PLEASE STOP IM DYING!!

  • @DixeyDo
    @DixeyDo 4 роки тому +171

    Cats: You're a girl
    Me : My parents lied to me my whole life.

  • @exkiller304
    @exkiller304 3 роки тому +373

    Dolphin: you probably wanna be a marine biologist and swim with dolphins one day. Jotaro: thats my wife

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 3 роки тому +5

      I want too be like that too, a marine biologist, but I like rats more :p

    • @jessicanoble5
      @jessicanoble5 3 роки тому +5

      NO MORE LIKES ON THIS COMMENT ITS AT 69

    • @val-di3bv
      @val-di3bv 3 роки тому +1

      UnitedRats me but with rats and rabbits

    • @alaeie7724
      @alaeie7724 3 роки тому

      The swim with dolphins is true I want to swim with them

    • @wuajjaja1621
      @wuajjaja1621 3 роки тому

      My mom likes dolphines

  • @Arlojay-bw3vp
    @Arlojay-bw3vp Місяць тому +1

    Yes I appreciate beautiful eyes and I love how chaotic goats are

  • @Successfulmofo
    @Successfulmofo Рік тому

    Mvperry,I see what you did there "Why you always lyin'

  • @thespicecorner
    @thespicecorner 4 роки тому +131

    Spiders: "You have a toxic personality"
    *I mean... he's not wrong... I love my little crawly bois*

    • @fememoboy7601
      @fememoboy7601 4 роки тому +1

      - Uiok - Have you ever been bitten by one?

    • @themysteriousmoomoo3116
      @themysteriousmoomoo3116 3 роки тому +3

      @quin del rey I agree with you, it is the same thing with snakes, they are often killed or injured by people who dont know anything about them or think they are venomous, but even if they are venemous, they aren't going to hurt you if you dont bother them and a rattle snake bite is only guaranteed to kill you without treatment if it over 3 feet. There are also many diffrent ways to remove snakes without killing them that people dont think of because of fear.

  • @corn5309
    @corn5309 3 роки тому +203

    Cat: your a girl
    Dog: your a boy
    Non-binary people: I see no god here OTHER THAN ME.

    • @pseudosalmon
      @pseudosalmon 3 роки тому +6

      PFFt

    • @soot.gremlin1056
      @soot.gremlin1056 3 роки тому +12

      Demigirls and demiboys: *WE ARE FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*

    • @Alex13255
      @Alex13255 3 роки тому +4

      AHHH YES, DA MEMES

    • @176gumi
      @176gumi 3 роки тому +3

      what about the masc and fem aligned nonbinaries 😀

    • @mppf7717
      @mppf7717 3 роки тому

      this honestly made my milk come rocketing out of my nose

  • @justinmiller3666
    @justinmiller3666 Рік тому

    Nobody:
    Me: *Goes onto an online game and starts spamming "Oh yeah -MVPerry" in chat

  • @Viettaworld6543
    @Viettaworld6543 10 місяців тому

    lol the tiger on cracks me up🤣🤣