and then even darker than that Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem @JackClishem Originally streamed February 6th 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
i love how it cuts off with him dashing away with the Wizard's hard earned Purple Rare loot. he had a whole existential meltdown for 20 minutes when chat let him know theft was morally abhorrent.
Imagine if he had rushed to the toilet, forgetting to mute his mic, and we had the full audio of his 30 minute bathroom break. That would be so embarassing lol
Jerma interacting with online strangers is nauseating. Like I’m nervous and sweaty and kinda feel like I’m gonna puke when he talks. Truly the greatest artist of all time
On the last day of the playtest i managed to rig my VOIP to the the Serious Sam suicide bomber scream and I ran around as a barbarian drawing aggro from every enemy while breaking down doors.
Watching Jerma play this game is like watching those mobile game ads where they play bad on purpose so that you get frustrated and download it to do it right
Funniest part was when he had no clue that the skeleton infront of him was attacking him and acting like my grandma when she gets lost in the shops, to solo-ing two Barbarians in like 2 minutes
@@zeropoint70 this is old news, Jerma confirmed a long time ago that he doesn't want to fill the original Jerma channel with garbage, and he's fine with what's on it as it is. the main attraction is streaming and 2ndJerma is just condensed streams
Happy to see I wasn’t the only one with that infinite swinging glitch. I was literally two steps away from a portal and that shit activated and an entire squad ran up behind me and killed me I was not ok
watching jerma play this game, i now understand how a skeleton mage can get a triple kill in my matches. Or when i see random strings of deaths from skeleton footmen
the thumbnail is actually live footage f this stream. He claimed he was ending the stream, but the stream went pitch black for 2 hours. It cut back to a camera of a viewer tied to a chair. The next 30 minutes we’re agony, most chat members cheering as he was gutted (presumably assuming it was a bit) as his organs crunched. Do organs even crunch? I pray for however that viewer was 😔🙏
I find it sort of in bad taste to upload the liveleak footage of Jerma murdering those 3 friends who were just trying to find their way out of his dungeon, but I'll leave a like anyway
i love how it cuts off with him dashing away with the Wizard's hard earned Purple Rare loot.
he had a whole existential meltdown for 20 minutes when chat let him know theft was morally abhorrent.
This stream would have been better if he had forgotten about a turkey sandwich in a hot car for 9 hours, then ate it on stream
It would be very awesome if he told us about his favorite ice cream brand and showed us an irl example
It would be really funny if he made a shadow puppet show with his hands and a lamp
captain, ive made the most scrumptious fermented turkey sandwich popsicles
It was clearly moldy cheese but he insisted it was pepperjack
Imagine if he had rushed to the toilet, forgetting to mute his mic, and we had the full audio of his 30 minute bathroom break. That would be so embarassing lol
This is the man who can dodge an axe?
he did show us how he dodged 2 battleaxes wielded by 2 barbarians
Jerma interacting with online strangers is nauseating. Like I’m nervous and sweaty and kinda feel like I’m gonna puke when he talks. Truly the greatest artist of all time
fun fact: when you watch jerma interacting with other streamers, you will puke out the entire sleeves of oreo
@@tarapiero one of us is dyslexic here I’m just not sure who it is
@@mynameisfart7707 me
This must be how an overprotective parent feels when their kid is trying to make friends on the playground
ok
Jerma may have been thrown in the dungeon for his crimes, but at least he has the skills to dodge a battle axe.
If ya can dodge an axe, ya can dodge culpability
Jerma learns basic social skills
On the last day of the playtest i managed to rig my VOIP to the the Serious Sam suicide bomber scream and I ran around as a barbarian drawing aggro from every enemy while breaking down doors.
Watching Jerma play this game is like watching those mobile game ads where they play bad on purpose so that you get frustrated and download it to do it right
I haven't watched this game at all so to me it looks like he's doing good learning it lol
@@broosbit he's learning but still makes some of the dumbest decisions. classic jerma
Honestly JERMA is surprisingly good at this game
did you see his inventory the last stream? hes got like 1k gold
This game is just so soul-crushing that anyone playing it looks like a bozo. Jerma's definitely a lot better than I am.
"Dahk and dahka" New Englander moment
These 2ndJerma uploads are getting more and more recent
i know it's like one comes out and you're like "wow that's really recent" and then the next one comes out and it's even MORE recent
Erm, I dunno about that. Sure this video seems pretty recent now, but looking back at his last video, it's actually gotten LESS recent over time
This sounds crazy
I think one editor does new streams while the other is still going through the backlog
They're coming from inside the house. Run
Jerma had a full on breakdown at one point after he took the purple wizard ropes. He sectioned them off in his storage and called it his "sin corner"
dahk, dahker yet dahker. the dahkness keeps growing.
0:39 this is a consistent thing and I’ve gotta ask
Does he own clothes?
Are the clothes we see him wearing just drawn on with marker?
He's an extreme exhibitionist.
He advocates that everyone should be able to walk around nude.
What a weirdo.
He owns at least one tube-top.
its just " tee shitr" written on his chest in purple crayola marker
Who the hell games while wearing clothes?
@@BlueClouds-tp2ds he owns the catboy outfit, his soccer mom sweater, and like 2 gray shirts that’s it
Jahk and Dahxter
What this video doesn’t show is him feeling guilty for three hours trying tk get into contact with that guy to give him the wraith loot.
I thought he was playing Oblivion at first lol.
Neurotic to the oblivi-bone
Same
Bethesda-like
thumbnail has the graininess of a general sam thumbnail
The fact that Jerma is not terrible at this game even though he has no idea what he’s doing scares me
I dragged 1k gold and a purple longsword out of alpha 4 so I consider that a success
The TF2 reference made me shit my pants from laughter it was so funny funniest funny
19:17 the SUSpense was deadly
3:46 Straight from making me proud to doing the noobiest shit ever. Jerma is the best lol
The jerm-man explores the dark and darker and darkest of dungeons
"I cant do facecam I don't have any clothes on." ok and? it hasn't stopped you in the past jerma
That thumbnail is already going to tell me that something very sus is about to happen
i cannot believe you managed to be one of the first people to comment on a jerma video
I think everytime I hear the word sus now a part of me dies
glad to see you instead of vore.
wow pretty soon the 2ndjerma uploads will be out before the stream even happens
the perfect game for jerma to let his greedy goblin personality take over
This game was so fun to play and watch. Can't wait for the next playtest~
Friggen Gar and Garlic, kid
Funniest part was when he had no clue that the skeleton infront of him was attacking him and acting like my grandma when she gets lost in the shops, to solo-ing two Barbarians in like 2 minutes
that ending is the entire dark and darker experience in a nutshell
He's got seven GHOULS on him!
gahlic kid
every "enemy" in this game isnt real jerma, it's all in your head, please wake up, we're missing you
but every single person is his enemy
He haste returnith to Castle Griffinsteed.
Then from the dahk, They came...
Sounds like he's got mayonnaise hair for this one.
3:26 the abosulte moment he figures it out they find him, comical.
jerma learning about teamwork
Pour one out for CLOBBERT. Nevar forgat.
9:20 Jerma putting out some clips for the best "Jersey clip" award
I like that jerma has just given up on the main channel and decided this is the main one now
why are posts from 2017 appearing on this video?
Ong lmao
@@Flameb0 wdym
@@zeropoint70 this is old news, Jerma confirmed a long time ago that he doesn't want to fill the original Jerma channel with garbage, and he's fine with what's on it as it is. the main attraction is streaming and 2ndJerma is just condensed streams
didnt this happen like 5 years ago
Jerma then had a 30 minute meltdown on whether taking that armor was a bad thing
16:33 "Jerma" figures out how to act civilized
JERMA, PLAY TARKOV!
Ok but why do skeletons bleed every time you hit them in this game lmao
Everything hostile bleeds to let you know you hit it
It's their juicy bone marrow escaping
@@El-Burrito gotta have that mid-fight snacc after all 😋
Blood comes from within the bone marrie
Bones are what produce blood in your body
Jerma is actually kinda goated at this game
Hell nah the wall traps tell me otherwise
@@petrwarthursty2011 I said that after the first few kills he got, man's got killed by a wall
it's so sad seeing 2ndjerma got abandoned by algorithms, literally going down
the "dahk and dahker" at the beginning- is a certified SCORN moment
why does everyone in this game move like they have cinderblocks taped to their feet, its so slow
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Happy to see I wasn’t the only one with that infinite swinging glitch. I was literally two steps away from a portal and that shit activated and an entire squad ran up behind me and killed me I was not ok
psycho streamer INVADES abandoned catacombs
OpenItOpenItOpenItOpenItOpenIt. I’m dead.
I would love to see Jerma play more when it comes out.
I haven’t heard Jerma this laidback since some of the TF2 commentaries, I forgot he could sound like this
watching jerma play this game, i now understand how a skeleton mage can get a triple kill in my matches. Or when i see random strings of deaths from skeleton footmen
watching this in 1.5x speed , Jerma sounds like he is mad all the time
I don't think you need 1.5x speed for that.
this game looks incredibly fun
Don't
It is
Jerma
fuckin gahlic, am i right?
Jahrma
I’m pretty sure this is Prince Poopoo from my meme video
Who/what killed me the dark and darker experience in a nutshell 😂
My favorite part was when he got stabbed by the wall traps
Here we go
i love dakken dakka
MORE OF THIS
i already miss it...
good thing he didnt play with teammates
imagine how angry he would have been to learn you cant escape together
way to go jerma taking out a 3 man as a solo!
now i wanna see him play tarkov would be interesting
jermordhau next
Loving this title 🙄🐟😵
I was literally watching this full stream xD
I wish it wasn't PvP, I really like the game
:jermaEffU:
jerm and jermer
would love to see jerma take escape from tarkov for a spin
The ability of jerma to be a clueless gamer even after +10 years of playing videogames is incredible. hahahaha
Should you ever require additional assistance and/or fencing feel free to hit me up :)
This is what fun sounds like. Is so wonderful to see a game thats not "developed" by pure greed and evil.
More of this lol
14:14 gay move
8:16 🤨🎤
Ten years ago he sold his soul to Satan so that he'd be good at TF2 but in return he would lose all skill for all other games.
That goes for everyone who played TF2 before it was free
jerma
Is Jerma putting on a Markie Mark accent?
Marquis Du Wahlberg.
jerma you are the best!
ok
JUST YOU WAIT FOR THE MULTIPLAYER VODS.
jerma goes fucking MENTAL with other players, he's pretty decent at the game compared to the average person
jernma
the thumbnail is actually live footage f this stream. He claimed he was ending the stream, but the stream went pitch black for 2 hours. It cut back to a camera of a viewer tied to a chair. The next 30 minutes we’re agony, most chat members cheering as he was gutted (presumably assuming it was a bit) as his organs crunched.
Do organs even crunch? I pray for however that viewer was 😔🙏
What are these comments yall drugged
Guh
jerma's so much better than me in this game and im only 4 minutes into the video
This game looks like some shit Jerma would have played with Star back in 2013 from Greenlight
jesus i realize hew new but this just hurts to watch
what
name of the game?
had to stop watching the stream because it was so frustrating watching him play lmao
I find it sort of in bad taste to upload the liveleak footage of Jerma murdering those 3 friends who were just trying to find their way out of his dungeon, but I'll leave a like anyway
Ayy
I hate this game but love watching him play it
game is fun af, go try The Cycle or Escape from Tarkov if you want to see what this game but absolutely dogshit feels like