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  • Опубліковано 12 лип 2022
  • My special INFAMOUS will be premiering WORLDWIDE 7.17.22! Pre-order NOW through my website theandrewschulz.com 😈😈
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  • @TheAndrewSchulz
    @TheAndrewSchulz  Рік тому +325

    My special INFAMOUS will be premiering WORLDWIDE 7.17.22! Pre-order NOW through my website theandrewschulz.com 😈😈

    • @kevinlaguna2023
      @kevinlaguna2023 Рік тому +3

      My check ain't slide thru yet but I'm.geting it

    • @troiscaniche4937
      @troiscaniche4937 Рік тому +1

      Cannot wait!!!! ....still Waiting for you to hit me em.letting me know I won the trip to see it with y'all in NYC. ❤️

    • @fabersoul
      @fabersoul Рік тому

      Greatness from small beginnings, sic Parvis magna

    • @NicknownCA
      @NicknownCA Рік тому +2

      Post the skits Netflix wanted to cut.

    • @vijayvadher2825
      @vijayvadher2825 Рік тому

      Pre-ordered your special. You will be, in all honesty, one day, remembered as one of the greatest of all time. Others in yours position may have chosen Africa.... Just saying.

  • @hawkeyewrx06
    @hawkeyewrx06 Рік тому +3804

    I mean I ain’t gay but it do look easy

    • @ssrmy1782
      @ssrmy1782 Рік тому +389

      Whenever people say "I ain't ghey, but" I automatically know that their hard-drive is replete with photos of big, hairy men in tight leather shorts.

    • @McMickey07
      @McMickey07 Рік тому +122

      Sayin “I Ain’t gay” is like saying “No Offence” it don’t work

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 Рік тому +15

      Who would even disagree with you without projecting

    • @TheSupart91
      @TheSupart91 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ssrmy1782 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @kuto5922
      @kuto5922 Рік тому +6

      @@ssrmy1782 I ain't gay- 👀

  • @Tommytwohawks
    @Tommytwohawks Рік тому +2628

    Schulz you’re a real one for pulling off the streamer and giving the people what they deserve. Can’t wait to see the full special!!!

    • @KoH4711
      @KoH4711 Рік тому +1

      @@joelgutierrez7139 Good call bro

    • @liam_7100
      @liam_7100 Рік тому +6

      What streamer was it, anyone know?

    • @patrickcolin7073
      @patrickcolin7073 Рік тому

      Bootlicker

    • @NattyNickDxB
      @NattyNickDxB Рік тому

      For 20 dollars? Haha

    • @Tommytwohawks
      @Tommytwohawks Рік тому +12

      @@NattyNickDxB I’d pay $100 knowing the reason why Schulz did it.

  • @19993gt
    @19993gt Рік тому +1345

    I feel like your just trying to save your mom! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @JustAboutToEat
      @JustAboutToEat Рік тому +45

      Why does everyone get that joke? Have we all met someone self centered enough to talk like that?

    • @SK_1337
      @SK_1337 Рік тому +26

      @@JustAboutToEat yeah there's enough of them to go around

    • @JustAboutToEat
      @JustAboutToEat Рік тому

      @@alephmale3171 I get that it's pretty impossible to cum under pressure like that but everyone seems to relate to the self centered attitude. So it can't just be me who's encountered women like that.

    • @jlmurph2
      @jlmurph2 Рік тому

      @@JustAboutToEat because that's women lol

    • @Srinivasrao-hh5gx
      @Srinivasrao-hh5gx Рік тому

      What does that mean?

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme81 Рік тому +723

    1:36 His impression of Rebecca mid-cunilingus was FLAWLESS.

    • @tsv60
      @tsv60 Рік тому +7

      Ok Shakespeare

    • @w1redrage
      @w1redrage Рік тому +9

      do you even know rebecca?

    • @WuLe993
      @WuLe993 Рік тому +9

      Damn you know her too?

    • @throwacnt7603
      @throwacnt7603 Рік тому +15

      @@w1redrage He knows her disappointment, at least.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Рік тому +15

      @@w1redrage We all know Rebecca

  • @RobbsHomemadeLife
    @RobbsHomemadeLife Рік тому +2119

    If Andrew Schulz was a stock or mutual fund I would buy it today. So much talent and naturally funny.

    • @amedlak
      @amedlak Рік тому +39

      If he was a stock I'd be swimming in money from all the early investments

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 Рік тому

      That's how I felt when I discovered Tim Dillon years ago. It was just obvious he was going to blow up.

    • @firefly898
      @firefly898 Рік тому +14

      What if he was black?🤨 Would you still buy him?🤨🤨

    • @hungsober
      @hungsober Рік тому +4

      I bootleg everything but Schultz gets bought

    • @damionjaquez7895
      @damionjaquez7895 Рік тому +28

      @@firefly898 wtf get off with that weird shi

  • @ericstidham8199
    @ericstidham8199 Рік тому +1475

    OMG.....THIS GUY IS THE BEST COMIC OF ALL TIME....I WATCH HIS VIDEOS WHILE I GET MY CHEMOTHERAPY EVERY WEDNESDAY AND MAKES IT ALOT EASIER

    • @melissarodriguez2812
      @melissarodriguez2812 Рік тому +63

      I’m sending you a big hug!

    • @elisaidir2837
      @elisaidir2837 Рік тому +34

      Glad Schulzy helps during tough times, sending you good vibes and strength!

    • @dpie4859
      @dpie4859 Рік тому +20

      Good luck!! 👍
      Humor is the best when time is tough.

    • @BAJALA1
      @BAJALA1 Рік тому +11

      Good luck 🤞

    • @elee9056
      @elee9056 Рік тому

      you are gonna be the second dude shulz cures cancer

  • @TheHollowGrind
    @TheHollowGrind Рік тому +228

    Probably the first time in over 10 years I am willing and happy to pay for a comedy special. Looking forward to the release.

  • @GuiiBrazil
    @GuiiBrazil Рік тому +834

    Not gonna lie, I laughed hard at least 4 times. Good stuff.

    • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
      @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken Рік тому +7

      And why would you lie about that? Everything before the comma and the comma, can just go.
      "I laughed hard at least 4 times".
      You say not gonna lie when it's something not technically good or "bad" involving you.

    • @BePar_
      @BePar_ Рік тому

      Using the word Hard to comment on a dick joke is how I know you're a person of true Flagrant culture....LOL

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil Рік тому +14

      @@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken Not gonna lie, you reply was extremely unnecessay and easily avoidable. True story. /s

    • @pookeyblow
      @pookeyblow Рік тому +3

      @@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken bro..

    • @GenesysRider23
      @GenesysRider23 Рік тому +3

      @@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken I bet you’re super fun at parties. 🤡

  • @ahoyjayd
    @ahoyjayd Рік тому +34

    Seeing him live in person you can see the raw talent this young man has. He is such a incredible comic. No script whatsoever and everything flows so smoothly

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv Рік тому +20

    “pussy stares at you like Stephen Hawking”
    jesus christ where did that come from lol

  • @IamZeus1100
    @IamZeus1100 Рік тому +48

    I always forget how hilarious Andrews written material is because I’m so used to watching his crowd work/improv . Legendary mate

  • @HnTr_VDH
    @HnTr_VDH Рік тому +87

    The way he hit that “just motionless, drOOLing” sounded like an Eminem impression 0:27

    • @klesstwo
      @klesstwo Рік тому +5

      Sitting on my porch

    • @schnitzel_crumbs
      @schnitzel_crumbs Рік тому +3

      @@klesstwo hanakin mannequin livin in a cabana. I’m planning em

  • @exzacly
    @exzacly Рік тому +84

    I saw Andrew working out this joke almost 3 years ago in Hawaii ,Blue Note. Dude absolutely demolished the room, Andrew is so damn good at his craft. Cant wait to watch the special bud congrats!

  • @bardan101
    @bardan101 Рік тому +12

    “i feel like you’re just doing this to save your mom” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @markdd4281
    @markdd4281 Рік тому +50

    "I feel like you're doing this just to save your mom"🤣🤣🤣 that's so fucking spot on
    Yall women are wild

  • @Jop278
    @Jop278 Рік тому +151

    That was one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard in a special. You earned this man

  • @UncleRandy73
    @UncleRandy73 Рік тому +7

    Andrew is so good at bringing it all the way around and landing a punch line. It’s an art 🖼

  • @RayRaeTV
    @RayRaeTV Рік тому +40

    I got chills at the end when Andrew was in his chair. I'm legit happy AF for him and the whole Flagrant Squad!

  • @quin_kokotas
    @quin_kokotas Рік тому +155

    I love this man’s comedy so much, I still remember watching the first special on the channel. Amazing to think how far he’s come! So happy for him!

  • @efemdesign
    @efemdesign Рік тому

    PURCHASED. looking forward to sunday :)

  • @GChannelist
    @GChannelist Рік тому +300

    Gotta work the gag reflex and the proper eye contact then you're golden. I believe in you 😂😂😂

    • @johnathanargow4762
      @johnathanargow4762 Рік тому +20

      If you cant go deep. Top tip with pump hands. Easy.

    • @jayrusty2012
      @jayrusty2012 Рік тому

      @@johnathanargow4762 and dont forget to tickle ze balls 🫴

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 Рік тому +10

      PAUSE n*gga TF

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 Рік тому +6

      Worst ones are not deep, no hand, no eye contact. A damn dry handy will work better than that crap.

    • @rachaelbasham6716
      @rachaelbasham6716 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanschrom1230
    @dylanschrom1230 Рік тому +8

    Can we all agree it would be amazing to see Andrew Schulz and Bill Burr just HAVE conversation let alone a special?

  • @plutolars7518
    @plutolars7518 Рік тому

    pre-ordered Schulzyy! can't fk wait!

  • @kendricksantiago7712
    @kendricksantiago7712 Рік тому

    I can’t wait for the special bro

  • @sleeper8680
    @sleeper8680 Рік тому +5

    Natural comic .. like other people call it around : the only special worthy of paying for . Your name gets chiselled in the Comedy History with every appearance . You made it brother . Cheers to you 🍻. Bless

  • @rachaelbasham6716
    @rachaelbasham6716 Рік тому +11

    Can't wait for the special!!!!🤘

  • @troiscaniche4937
    @troiscaniche4937 Рік тому

    ❤️ can't wait for Sunday!!! (Still waiting for my notification, so I can come watch it with y'all in NYC)

  • @c5chris5
    @c5chris5 Рік тому

    Pre ordering today 🔥🔥

  • @tangodown-1417
    @tangodown-1417 Рік тому +21

    Im so happy because for you andrew this special is gonna crush, thanks for not selling out

  • @QAAAA1212
    @QAAAA1212 Рік тому +3

    Already ordered the full package. Can’t wait for this Sunday. Much love, respect, and congrats on being the blueprint, Hezi ❤️

  • @goodvibesslotspoker
    @goodvibesslotspoker Рік тому +2

    Keep up the great work Andrew. Making the world a happier place one laugh at a time.

  • @iwonderifdrugzarebad
    @iwonderifdrugzarebad Рік тому +1

    Support this man!

  • @isaiahharrell20
    @isaiahharrell20 Рік тому +4

    I want to say that every video I watch of you I haven't laughed harder but then I end up watching new videos of you and it seems like the intensity increases every time... You are an amazing comedian and for the most part I would say you're pretty much as close to Bill Hicks as I've been able to find and I've been looking for many many years so thank you very much for always making us laugh and not pulling any punches.

  • @spikenova7295
    @spikenova7295 Рік тому +46

    can't wait for the special!

    • @TheAndrewSchulz
      @TheAndrewSchulz  Рік тому +15

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @AIRBORNE611
      @AIRBORNE611 Рік тому +1

      @@TheAndrewSchulz LOOKING FORWARD TO "WINNING" TO ROCK DAFUQ OUT WITH YA!!! NOT LIKE A CHARLIE SHEEN OR FDTrumpyDaChumpy KIND OF WINNING! OR WAS THAT WHINING 🤔 😆 🤣 😂

  • @Siya_Bangena
    @Siya_Bangena Рік тому

    Cant watch the special live because of time zone but pre order done!!👌👌🌍

  • @cody1648
    @cody1648 Рік тому

    Cannot wait for the special!!

  • @stillakilla
    @stillakilla Рік тому +3

    Can't wait for the fckng special.

  • @TheMikesc15
    @TheMikesc15 Рік тому +3

    I swear man, been following you for about 2 years now and it's awesome to see the development of your comedy. You've gotten so fucking sharp I love it.

  • @swindle888yamani2
    @swindle888yamani2 Рік тому

    Congrats for the 2millon sub

  • @AngryBiracialReacts
    @AngryBiracialReacts Рік тому

    I’ll support and buy your special 💪🏽

  • @sourishsaha8067
    @sourishsaha8067 Рік тому +10

    Full support for Andrew

  • @geoescobedo5785
    @geoescobedo5785 Рік тому +21

    I juts got it pre ordered and I can’t wait bro this game changing 💯

  • @guangzhou5442
    @guangzhou5442 Рік тому

    cant wait for the special!

  • @aimop2192
    @aimop2192 Рік тому

    So excited for this special 😭🤘

  • @ghostprotocol2947
    @ghostprotocol2947 Рік тому +28

    Legend. Been watching Andrew since the small comedy clubs.
    Mark Twain Prize coming your way in the future my guy!

    • @laurenbigmamadoughty8652
      @laurenbigmamadoughty8652 Рік тому

      There is NO FUTURE... For fux sake... there's not even a Mark Twain double time double time.. (that's not the author's name and children are disallowed from reading his books.)
      banned books banned comedians banned bands
      Cancel culture needs to be banned!⚡

  • @loring5784
    @loring5784 Рік тому +7

    Dude has genius in him.

  • @911bbw
    @911bbw Рік тому +1

    This man actually a god at conveying comedy through body language... GODLIKE

  • @dylanboron9986
    @dylanboron9986 Рік тому

    Mannnn I’m hyped for the special sucks it’s out on a Sunday tho man tryna get lit on Saturday and watch lol

  • @lovlymee
    @lovlymee Рік тому +3

    Great stuff Andrew, now grab your ass over to the Netherlands 🙏

  • @austenhead5303
    @austenhead5303 Рік тому +21

    It's SIMPLE. It isn't easy. Purely physically, it's hard, uncomfortable work.

    • @michaelbruno1330
      @michaelbruno1330 Рік тому

      No you are just lazy

    • @Not_convinced
      @Not_convinced Рік тому

      It’s harder that blowing balloons for a party. It’s def a hassle

    • @CartoonistDave
      @CartoonistDave Рік тому

      Ive almost passed out trying to do it, aint a lot of air down there.

  • @antm7506
    @antm7506 Рік тому

    Just ore ordered it and the livestream!

  • @MrReal333
    @MrReal333 Рік тому

    I love the tag at the end. GOAT

  • @michaelglynn7010
    @michaelglynn7010 Рік тому +4

    “Motionless drooling” 🤣🤣

  • @bluntztv8948
    @bluntztv8948 Рік тому +7

    *me reads title*
    Also me: How you know?

  • @AnteP-dx4my
    @AnteP-dx4my Рік тому

    Commenting for algorithm.
    Amazing stuff, keep it up.

  • @joeld2036
    @joeld2036 Рік тому

    Shiiittttt. Homie, you are killin it bro 🔥🔥🔥

  • @shamsulhassim
    @shamsulhassim Рік тому +22

    I remember the first time I listen to Andrew back in the day when he and Charla in 2nd episode of Brilliant Idiots. I really thought he's very quick witted and naturally funny. He is by far best comedian in this generation. Probably on mount rushmore of comedian imo.

    • @thenowwhatshow4142
      @thenowwhatshow4142 Рік тому

      Came a long way from being a frothing at the mouth psychopath racist

    • @2012inca
      @2012inca Рік тому

      Frenchy the comedian is right up there with Schultz doing crowd work and stand up comedy. Like Schultz he says everything and doesnt avoid any topics. Like al lot of these political correct comedians you have now avoiding topics otherwise they would get cancelled. We have one stand up comedy guy in my country who does crowd workd who says things even Schultz could not say in America. I say this because a friend of this Dutch comedian got killed on the streets of Amsterdam, because he said the same things on TV as this comedian says on stand up comedy shows on TV. These guys dont avoid any topic even when it could get them killed. His name is Hans Teeuwen one of the best stand up comedians in Europe, his crowd work is great as well. He only made one show as Dutch man in English. Famous comedians from the UK and America were instant fans of Hans Teeuwen after only one show, his English show on streaming is called The Real Rancour

  • @davidd.3303
    @davidd.3303 Рік тому +3

    I love this guy, I remember Bert Kreischer doing this same joke in “The Machine.” But this guy Schultz did it arguably better.

    • @rickyadams4795
      @rickyadams4795 Рік тому +1

      I KNEW it sounded familiar. It's told differently enough that I'm not tripping on it tho.

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles Рік тому

      THANK you! LOL I knew I heard a joke like this before and was driving myself nuts trying to remember where 😅

  • @rohankohli07
    @rohankohli07 Рік тому +2

    you keep giving us the scoop scoops

  • @irvingrocha3459
    @irvingrocha3459 Рік тому

    Pre ordered mine!!

  • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
    @LetsbeHonestOfficial Рік тому +53

    It might be easy, but it still sucks

  • @YanniB01
    @YanniB01 Рік тому +26

    Not me laughing out loud in these people's office 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bwahaha... As a woman I'd choose the D too 🤣

  • @Sammityde
    @Sammityde Рік тому

    i seriously cannot wait for this special. this is gonna be the best fucking thing to happen all of 2022

  • @mustang19ms
    @mustang19ms Рік тому

    It's on every time man, your talent is beautiful to behold

  • @young4life14
    @young4life14 Рік тому +7

    Haven’t even watched clip yet but already know I’m gonna be crying 😂

  • @mcmaschio
    @mcmaschio Рік тому +8

    This video is gonna go viral just by shares 😂 Prof Shulz saving us dudes 🤣🔥

  • @kajakulanraveendran7993
    @kajakulanraveendran7993 Рік тому

    I am defo buying the special!!!

  • @10jdaugh
    @10jdaugh Рік тому

    4 days! Can’t wait

  • @DRSTCMSUR
    @DRSTCMSUR Рік тому +4

    No no he's got a point

  • @dylanmeder4365
    @dylanmeder4365 Рік тому

    Schulz gonna be one of the best to do it when it's all said and done

  • @hegeliansours1312
    @hegeliansours1312 Рік тому

    Damn need to pre-order

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba Рік тому +3

    I feel like you doing just to save your mum ... Godamn 🤣

  • @heartthrobbb
    @heartthrobbb Рік тому +5

    HE’S THE BEST! I lost my shit when he started stretching his mouth 😭😭😭

  • @Blaaww1
    @Blaaww1 Рік тому

    Pre ordered!!!

  • @elvisochieng6267
    @elvisochieng6267 Рік тому +2

    This was one of the best didn't see this coming

  • @jamespondy0
    @jamespondy0 Рік тому +22

    It's true. I've seen Andrew's show.
    It's all he does on stage.

    • @almaji666
      @almaji666 Рік тому

      so?

    • @jamespondy0
      @jamespondy0 Рік тому

      @@almaji666 so enjoy the obvious joke, and move on with life

  • @BenGali0
    @BenGali0 Рік тому +5

    Andy and his boys would find it easy, they were enamoured with that bloke they had on their show. Motionless drooling, lip quivering, awe, cheering, whooping, all on show🤣

  • @odin9338
    @odin9338 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for saving american comedy!!! more podcasts pls ;P

  • @danielphan3543
    @danielphan3543 Рік тому

    This is so good!

  • @nikhilghatnekar
    @nikhilghatnekar Рік тому +6

    This was crammed up in 2 minutes! The amount of work this guy puts in scripting is insane

  • @kailash4041
    @kailash4041 Рік тому +25

    I have got to say this. You are the Patrice O'Neal of our generation. Funniest comic I have ever seen. Eagerly waiting for your special.

    • @krato27
      @krato27 Рік тому +1

      I agree 100%. His crowd work has improved so much over the years. And he's not afraid to talk about any topic. Patrice will always be my goat but Schulz is as close as it gets.

    • @justiny2215
      @justiny2215 Рік тому

      No, because Patrick is gay. It's not the same

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 Рік тому +5

      I like andrew but put some respect on Patrice's name TF

    • @holymacarenafin2319
      @holymacarenafin2319 Рік тому +1

      He good but not even close to pat

    • @WalterSobchak91
      @WalterSobchak91 Рік тому

      @@sibusiso2841I don’t think Andrew is on Patrice’s level but he’s still good

  • @KKStix
    @KKStix Рік тому

    This is on my birthday and can't wait to see it!

  • @chrismelton765
    @chrismelton765 Рік тому

    Some really good points

  • @ohNickzta
    @ohNickzta Рік тому +11

    I don't buy this whole spending your life savings on buying your special back from an unnamed company but this dude is funny af

    • @AD-wg8ik
      @AD-wg8ik Рік тому +1

      it was probably Netflix

    • @TheIronpusher
      @TheIronpusher Рік тому +1

      You don't need to buy the story, just buy and tune in to the special! Let's all enjoy good comedy and have us a killer night! Take care yo

  • @mrjuanderfuI
    @mrjuanderfuI Рік тому +3

    Yo lots of comedians are funny..
    But God damn that was a well crafted joke

  • @DaddyKhaos
    @DaddyKhaos Рік тому

    I'm so hyped for Sunday night!!!

  • @beestingtv9395
    @beestingtv9395 Рік тому

    Can’t wait to watch the special!!!!!!!!

  • @2psah2
    @2psah2 Рік тому +4

    I miss patrice o neal. Good job on stealing jokes/ the setup.

  • @GranpaMikey
    @GranpaMikey Рік тому +4

    Motionless drooling, sounds like Biden

  • @subramanyakinik3774
    @subramanyakinik3774 Рік тому

    Just leaving a comment for algorithm engagement! Have pre ordered.

  • @BoricuaMDG
    @BoricuaMDG Рік тому

    I gotta say the thumbnail and title of this video are perfect. Great job

  • @bboyshotty
    @bboyshotty Рік тому +1

    I gotta support the man and his stand..just hoping it doesn't mean I RENT it for a week before it gone, but either way..I gotta do it!
    I just hope that somehow if you do lose a bit of money from this that its not enough that itll make you question the stance, but i believe your moral fibre and head is on straight enough that you already know that PROFIT does NOT equal QUALITY. Much love, and thank you for doing this

  • @Spider-Man-mv6zn
    @Spider-Man-mv6zn Рік тому

    Amazing Schulz KEEP IT UP BRO

  • @Sacdizzle28
    @Sacdizzle28 Рік тому

    Holy shit!! When are you coming to sac?!

  • @dhruvkhetlayan7890
    @dhruvkhetlayan7890 Рік тому

    Bro this was fire !!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @PersianLion78
    @PersianLion78 Рік тому

    Come to Oslo! We need you, bruhh!

  • @SnapbackFPV
    @SnapbackFPV Рік тому

    Happy for you man. Hope it does numbers!

  • @kittyface1276
    @kittyface1276 Рік тому

    Schultzy. Well done mate. Well done. Killin!

  • @SIPIC13
    @SIPIC13 Рік тому

    I live in Germany (Berlin) and iam looking your vids for years.
    You are the funniest I have ever seen.
    Iam showing everyone of my friends your videos.
    Hope one time you are coming to Berlin ❤️