Bill Burr - Advice: Facebook Messages

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  • Опубліковано 17 бер 2013
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  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 9 років тому +253

    Done. It's over. Walk away.

    • @worldchampionshions
      @worldchampionshions 8 років тому +4

      +Scott Krasman Best part

    • @clay7182
      @clay7182 5 років тому +3

      Count your money. Keep it simple. You blew it.

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 5 років тому +1

      @@clay7182 This isn't even about money. This is about self-respect. No one should just be the person someone "settles for".

  • @MrNathanasher
    @MrNathanasher 8 років тому +175

    "Done. Its over. Walk away"
    I love that - immediately lol. Keep it really real, *Billiam!*

  • @joeshab123
    @joeshab123 8 років тому +92

    "You got instinct and you can't teach that!" Hahaha

  • @GiantSandles
    @GiantSandles 10 років тому +141

    "Like De Niro in Heat"
    why did I enjoy that line so much lol

    • @sidjtd
      @sidjtd 5 років тому +3

      GiantSandles Because it’s a great actor In a great movie?

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 4 роки тому +12

      Don’t get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat when you feel the heat coming around the corner

    • @LlibertarianGalt
      @LlibertarianGalt 2 роки тому

      'Never, and I mean never, get involved with something you can't walk away from in 30 seconds or less'

  • @AntonSlavik
    @AntonSlavik 10 років тому +117

    Bill Burr provides the best relationship advice _ever_. I don't even know any trained psychologists who can be so down to earth, direct, and noble.

    • @Svilly12
      @Svilly12 10 років тому +28

      It's actually crazy how awesome his advice is. He's one of the few who's actually fighting for men's rights with as much vigor as many females do for their own, and his advice is sensible... it's fucking strange for me to hear, as I know him mostly just for his early standup!

    • @AntonSlavik
      @AntonSlavik 10 років тому +2

      Hot Dogs some of us have genius and just need the green light to let it flow. You're absolutely correct describing his advice. It helps he's not selling a fixed idea. Totally genuine

    • @Danielbboylight
      @Danielbboylight 7 років тому

      Silver Pill its cause he hung around patrice Oneil the best at relationships

    • @JulianBollerhoff
      @JulianBollerhoff 4 роки тому +4

      I m being totally honest. I m actually a trained psychologist and Bill Burr really inspires me. For some people this is exactly the right advice and the way to tell it.

  • @noahkelchner276
    @noahkelchner276 8 років тому +35

    always listen to your gut. ALWAYS.

  • @verticalhorizon4633
    @verticalhorizon4633 8 років тому +60

    He'll answer: I miss your face, too. At belt level.

  • @wolfymma
    @wolfymma 8 років тому +22

    wow I felt like he was almost personally talking to me. very inspirational stuff

  • @_jadori_175
    @_jadori_175 6 років тому +10

    "everytime you're not looking at her, she is going to staring at the back of your head..looking at your dumb shoulders" lol

  • @peteranon8455
    @peteranon8455 9 років тому +18

    If a person is settling for you, leave 'em.

  • @_jadori_175
    @_jadori_175 6 років тому +8

    "chasing down sabertooth tigers with sharpened sticks" hahahaha

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish 7 років тому +9

    That whole "why did you snoop on my stuff, I thought you trusted me," doesn't make sense, man or woman. Trust must be EARNED.

  • @FoardenotFord
    @FoardenotFord 7 років тому +36

    Bill's dead on here. Wish I'd had the balls/smarts to walk away immediately when I was in a similar situation. Thankfully that's over and I'm smarter for it - I don't care if you're a man or a woman, gay, straight, or bi, you can't let people walk all over you

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 5 років тому +1

      Well said, my friend. Well said.

  • @Devilya85
    @Devilya85 8 років тому +4

    Bill always sums it all up in last 10 seconds, that's all they need to hear.

  • @ToGetToTerrapin
    @ToGetToTerrapin 9 років тому +75

    I love how upset Bill gets sometimes, how personally he takes it as a member of the male gender...heh heh heh

  • @brettlee5227
    @brettlee5227 6 років тому +2

    i love it when he talks away from the mic. amazing

  • @donavanweaver4503
    @donavanweaver4503 3 роки тому +1

    Love the “like De Niro in Heat” line... noticed that he says it a lot but it’s hilarious😂

  • @fistoffries
    @fistoffries 11 років тому +11

    What's funny, if he follows through and dumps her, within a year she will be sending him facebook messages about missing his face.

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 8 років тому +20

    One thing Ive learned in life is: Don't ask a question that you don't want the answer to.

    • @calvinq8714
      @calvinq8714 7 років тому +16

      Scorch428 those are the answers you need to hear

    • @as-qs2ct
      @as-qs2ct 5 років тому

      Scorch428 y

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 5 років тому

      That's a coward' s phrase.

  • @kizzin007
    @kizzin007 5 років тому +2

    Everyone talks about how Bill's #1 advice is rub one out and then make your decision. But, really, his #1 piece of advice is "don't get mad".

  • @weathersytv3572
    @weathersytv3572 8 років тому +3

    Thank you bill.

  • @Jabeckham94
    @Jabeckham94 8 років тому +89

    This Ironic idea. That if a Women snoops is perfectly fine and the guy should get over it. But if the table is flipped all of a sudden it's a major trust issue. Double standard broads.

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 8 років тому +15

      Yup. Most women will play masterful psychological games with you. Remember, most want it all their way. So, if she wants to do something unreasonable -- that she knows is unreasonable -- and you catch her, she will always throw it back at you and play upon your "insecurities," as if you're the problem. Like I always say, if you ever find yourself constantly snooping, there's a reason for this. Your intuition has informed you that something is off with her, and your intuition is never to be ignored.

    • @Graemedico
      @Graemedico 8 років тому +2

      relationships have always been double standards......relationships nowa days are a joke.!!

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 6 років тому +3

      Surth
      I don’t let them get away with that double standard. It’s not perfectly fine and they know you’re right.

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 5 років тому +2

      umm what? That double standard doesn't exist, or at least it shouldn't. I have caught ex's snooping through my shit and I make them feel terrible about it. It is absolutely unacceptable. They do it with the sole intention of finding something to get angry about. It's fucked.

  • @Br0ns0n
    @Br0ns0n 8 років тому

    Spot on.

  • @garymaccagnone3669
    @garymaccagnone3669 9 років тому +9

    It's over.

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 2 роки тому +1

    "shes busy buying her own house". I knew that stood out to me at first. shes just using the guy for a place to stay in town.

    • @99names16
      @99names16 3 місяці тому

      Oh shit great catch

  • @cky1088
    @cky1088 11 років тому

    words of wisdom.

  • @johnmccoy2380
    @johnmccoy2380 4 роки тому

    GAME OVER

  • @johnsterne178
    @johnsterne178 4 роки тому

    You got instinct and you cant teach that! hahahahaha the no warrant thing is ridiculous Bill is the best

  • @gustavofring8765
    @gustavofring8765 3 роки тому

    Run run

  • @luizero26
    @luizero26 11 років тому +2

    "it's fucking over"

  • @Denmark_1974
    @Denmark_1974 8 років тому +1

    Yes Bill, we know.

  • @alexanderkelly7819
    @alexanderkelly7819 5 років тому +1

    Love you bill. Funny af. I'm conservative and thanks for actually being funny

  • @_jadori_175
    @_jadori_175 6 років тому +7

    *moves back from microphone* Done. Its over. Walk away!

  • @isaiahjames93
    @isaiahjames93 7 років тому

  • @cipriantapu3558
    @cipriantapu3558 6 років тому +1

    Yup, run while you can

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 років тому +11

    like deniro in heat dahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Nastypsychoboy
    @Nastypsychoboy 11 років тому +3

    Makes me laugh when he talks off the mic, its like his brain thinking

  • @thecoxlong4316
    @thecoxlong4316 5 років тому

    The Green Acres joke killed me

  • @marzwoody
    @marzwoody 11 років тому +1

    Like de niro in heat, walk away. ahahaha

  • @73THUNDERDOME73
    @73THUNDERDOME73 6 років тому +2

    Guaranteed she cried and yelled.

    • @whochairs
      @whochairs 5 років тому

      Yup, had something similar to this and got called every name in the book. Funny thing is, I wasn't even snooping, we were both looking at her phone setting an alarm for the next day and the dude just texted then. Whenever you get a reaction like that, and they're trying to push things so far over the top instead of putting themselves in your shoes, that's a verrrrry bad sign.

  • @web
    @web 5 років тому

    1:05 is the moment for those who are on mobile

  • @SonoTom
    @SonoTom 11 років тому

    that right, Bill. and when he's done saying his piece, then the tricks will really ramp up. guy had better get steely.

  • @KRAPYBARA84
    @KRAPYBARA84 8 років тому +10

    You know, I am a girl and this advice applys all around. Never settle. Never. Go Bill. Also, reading the slight misogynist (ish!) Comments urm...come in dudes, not all women are assholes. But then again I've been called a feminazi so what do I know lolz

    • @KRAPYBARA84
      @KRAPYBARA84 8 років тому

      Wowza! Uh sorry honey ...im just gonna go
      Make that sandwich for you.
      #ruhroh

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 років тому +1

      +WARBORN EXPERIENCE "Why is everything with women a collective response?" You're kinda thinking of us as a collective right there, dude. Every single shit thing a woman can do, a man can do, and yet people, guys AND girls can't seem to help yelling, "Typical selfish guy/girl!" Human beings are fucking horrible, on the whole. Good people are rare, of either gender.

    • @xrays7065
      @xrays7065 8 років тому

      +Alison DiLaurentis Hate is a strong word. Gotta love sluts, its just the gold digging whores that give women a bad name.

    • @warbornexperience9796
      @warbornexperience9796 8 років тому

      zeldagoblin What are you talking about? My response is stating women are a collective. I ask why is when you criticize one woman, it becomes a criticism of all women?

    • @adriansalsahot7367
      @adriansalsahot7367 8 років тому

      +Xavier Ramirez yeee

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 8 років тому +2

    DONE! Walk away!

  • @99names16
    @99names16 Місяць тому

    That would devastate me man.. but I wouldn’t stay. I would leave for sure

  • @66ott7
    @66ott7 11 років тому

    wow! thats pretty fuckin good man. brilliant!

  • @kingdaniel0000000
    @kingdaniel0000000 4 роки тому +1

    I'm really surprised he didn't take the route of, why didn't the other guy message her back. He saw his opportunity and ran for the damn hills.

  • @RDX1981
    @RDX1981 11 років тому

    just great this guy , who needs a
    Psychologist , when you got "the great" bill burr

  • @madafaka_madafaka
    @madafaka_madafaka 4 роки тому

    Bill.is fakin smart

  • @UnderseaCaveman
    @UnderseaCaveman 11 років тому +1

    you got instinct....you can't teach that

  • @999predators
    @999predators 6 років тому

    Like De Niro in Heat

  • @956crazyman19
    @956crazyman19 11 років тому

    @TherealDevonte no not really

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 2 роки тому

    👍

  • @chagoriver7159
    @chagoriver7159 6 років тому

    this is phd level advice.

  • @manbearpig738
    @manbearpig738 6 років тому

    what kind of sane man even needs to ask this question lol

  • @Lamozinda
    @Lamozinda 8 років тому +6

    quite honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she left that fb page up on purpose. I know there's always the possibility that she did in fact forget, but it still makes me wonder a lil.....

    • @johnnonamegibbon3580
      @johnnonamegibbon3580 8 років тому

      True, true.

    • @Lamozinda
      @Lamozinda 7 років тому

      I have to completely disagree with you on this. I haven't been in many relationships, but in every instance, I was the one to end it. However, I have been told that I am not a typical female

    • @johnnonamegibbon3580
      @johnnonamegibbon3580 7 років тому +2

      Women are a mixed bag. When they want out they often but not always hope to paint the man as the villain so that they don't feel like the bad guy when leaving. Patrice used to joke about that.

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 7 років тому

      Did you tell them you had to find yourself?

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 6 років тому

      Lamozinda
      The female brain at work..

  • @ihussain1011
    @ihussain1011 8 років тому

    lol

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 3 роки тому +2

    How much do you want to bet this sucker is still with this chick? I bet you anything she convinced him to stay. As soon as she finds something better, she’s out the door.
    I still miss your face
    “DONE!!!! WALK AWAY......DONE!!”

  • @jc.1191
    @jc.1191 3 роки тому

    Being calm with someone your angry at isn't healthy. I'd let her have it, and she'd listen while I told her what was seen and dump her. Or she'd walk out and I'd never contact her. Either way, on my terms and I put my anger where it belonged.

  • @phillytheflyerable
    @phillytheflyerable 7 років тому

    DONE! walk away.

  • @jeffmiller3499
    @jeffmiller3499 3 роки тому

    She's gonna turn her fuckin cap on backwards

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 3 роки тому

    This social media shit has given people a way to flirt & get attention from other people while in a relationship, which has been eroding relationships since social media started. This sucks!

  • @NeverButNothing
    @NeverButNothing 5 років тому

    He doesn’t have to tell her all that. Because he’s going to make himself look bad if he says he creeped onto her fb page. Then she’ll turn that right back at him like he’s the piece of shit. Just tell her you need time apart and need to focus on yourself and you’re not sure if you’re ready to make any commitment. Walk away, move forward.

  • @TherealDevonte
    @TherealDevonte 11 років тому

    People don't use Facebook that often anymore. Twitter & Instagram have taken over.

  • @howard0howard0
    @howard0howard0 5 років тому

    FUCK ALL OF THAT~

  • @JohnnyRipper70
    @JohnnyRipper70 11 років тому

    Bill Burr, Keeping it fucking real.

  • @thelilembryo
    @thelilembryo 11 років тому

    we know man you better have left her.

  • @patrickmassey418
    @patrickmassey418 7 років тому +1

    pull the shoot. no details.

  • @Dustincooley39
    @Dustincooley39 11 років тому

    he always says some hardcore shit then laughs and says he's just kidding about being a psycho and its just sort of an act. I hope not because I fucking agree with 99% of what he has to say.

  • @clappic
    @clappic 11 років тому +1

    I disagree dont confront her and leave , or stay physically and leave emotionally until you get rid of her .
    Hustle other girls while livin the emotinal detachment let her leave when she wants or do it when you want ok ?
    My two cents
    Thank you for reading