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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2017
  • A woman comes to the clinic showing symptoms of pregnancy but when she tells House that she's not been sexually active in over a year, he discovers a startling reason for her health problems!
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    Season 1 Episode 17 - Role Model
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  • @spudhead169
    @spudhead169 2 роки тому +10069

    I like how unfiltered she is. Most folk are shocked by House's "unorthodox" doctor/patient interaction. She just rolls with it.

    • @mysouthjerseylife
      @mysouthjerseylife 2 роки тому +208

      With the weird condition she has she's probably numb to anything weird or surprising lol

    • @matthewcastleton2263
      @matthewcastleton2263 2 роки тому +118

      @@mysouthjerseylife he also solved her case when nobody else could probably.

    • @Y0uKnowMyName
      @Y0uKnowMyName 2 роки тому +41

      Oh she had a hankering as to why she woke up with those marks. I mean, come on the second the ex was mentioned we knew. She played the part well tho.

    • @NAH14386
      @NAH14386 2 роки тому +32

      If we were this blunt and honest about our feelings and health we may not be as ill...? 🤔

    • @erich6860
      @erich6860 2 роки тому +16

      I had a doctor kinda like that,,, too bad he moved away. :-(

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth 2 роки тому +3626

    I like how House gets slightly less annoyed with her each time. Because what appears to be a straightforward clinic case turns out to be a puzzle. Not a very challenging one, but a puzzle nonetheless.

  • @samsantana
    @samsantana 3 роки тому +5571

    "What do I do now"
    "There's an apartment for rent right above mine"

    • @tuyiren781
      @tuyiren781 3 роки тому +190

      that's so dark and brilliant lol

    • @brianward7550
      @brianward7550 3 роки тому +27

      😅😅 LOL 😅😅

    • @theoutlook55
      @theoutlook55 3 роки тому +29

      That was a creepy reply though.

    • @ass2278
      @ass2278 3 роки тому +148

      @@theoutlook55 it's House, all his replies range from dark to weird to creepy lmao

    • @commentsboardreferee7434
      @commentsboardreferee7434 2 роки тому +13

      Such an underrated line!

  • @Kubinda12345
    @Kubinda12345 2 роки тому +7030

    What I really liked about these scenes is that the actress had different clothes in each of them signifying that she visited the clinic in multiple days. That's a nice dose of realism even when each scene lasts only a minute or so.

    • @shoryutofu9278
      @shoryutofu9278 2 роки тому +185

      Pretty good observation, however, after several re-watch, I've noticed there was also a male actor in the same scene who wore different clothing too.

    • @yutecforz4416
      @yutecforz4416 2 роки тому +40

      And then you'll have a scene of House being a 400IQ genius and his colleagues going into someone's house

    • @danguee1
      @danguee1 2 роки тому +163

      Huh - a director making sure characters are wearing different clothes on 'different days' is genius?
      I expect that sort of basic attention to 'detail' in every bit of TV and film I watch..

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 2 роки тому +91

      When you have run out of things to praise.

    • @Efferheim
      @Efferheim 2 роки тому +8

      @@yutecforz4416
      I can only imagine, but constantly finding reasons for multiple people with doctorates to break into people’s houses must be immensely amusing. Further, it must be even more amusing to have the victims be happy about it later.

  • @pahuntnut
    @pahuntnut 6 років тому +21579

    He always looked like he slept in his car last night and then came to work

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +706

      "I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to comb my hair this week. I am ready to be judged."

    • @tuffy135ify
      @tuffy135ify 5 років тому +230

      Probably because he's a drug addict.

    • @theeasypeasysquad4169
      @theeasypeasysquad4169 5 років тому +54

      @@cunningsmile4166 insomnia

    • @Hanatash
      @Hanatash 5 років тому +187

      @@scrawnymaniac7126 Have you not watched the show? He was addicted to pain killers throughout most of the series.

    • @DiannaAtherton
      @DiannaAtherton 5 років тому +20

      And did not brush his teeth!

  • @Sideshownicful
    @Sideshownicful 5 років тому +8594

    I love at the end when House suggests to have sex with her ex while she is awake. Unlike his other clinic patients, she doesn't seem annoyed or insulted at all. It looks like she is actually considering it.

    • @rjframe4410
      @rjframe4410 3 роки тому +406

      shes literally walking into the mans arms when shes the most honest she'll ever be in her sleep. Yeah , there's something to that

    • @abhyudaykrishna9714
      @abhyudaykrishna9714 2 роки тому +14

      she was just processing the whole thing, dipshit

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 2 роки тому +67

      @@abhyudaykrishna9714
      The expression is quite open to interpretation

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 роки тому +17

      @@abhyudaykrishna9714 its called a ✨joke✨

    • @Subangelis
      @Subangelis 2 роки тому +27

      He didn't say with whom

  • @Rebel37th
    @Rebel37th 4 роки тому +8512

    “It’s obvious! Start a religion!”
    Even as a Christian, I had to admit that was clever

    • @leels_w_feels7855
      @leels_w_feels7855 4 роки тому +46

      So watching this during a pandemic makes me flinch bc no one is wearing a mask lol

    • @grafficacma
      @grafficacma 4 роки тому +76

      Why, Christians don't have a sense of humor?

    • @Rebel37th
      @Rebel37th 4 роки тому +110

      CarpeDiem no, it’s because it’s basically sacrilegious.

    • @OrigenalDarkMew
      @OrigenalDarkMew 3 роки тому +3

      Same.

    • @OrigenalDarkMew
      @OrigenalDarkMew 3 роки тому +52

      @@grafficacma We do when its clever and not just hate duigised

  • @bubblerap7176
    @bubblerap7176 4 роки тому +3534

    I had an ex-girlfriend with a brother who used to talk to her in the kitchen while asleep. Perfectly normal conversation, but he was asleep. One early morning, I found my ex-fiancee on the porch of my townhouse up on a bench with her arms out. It was a good 20 foot drop. I carefully worked her down. Next day she told me she had a dream about wanting to jump off a mountain. Didn't know I had talked to her at all. Humans are strange creatures.

    • @kkdpsudpsu
      @kkdpsudpsu 3 роки тому +35

      Are you sure wasn't shrooming🤔

    • @notthatyouasked6656
      @notthatyouasked6656 3 роки тому +107

      I have a family member who can fall asleep anywhere anytime and the sleep is very deep. His wife used do things like put him in her nightgown, walk him out to the couch and let him sleep there, paint his nails, etc. He was kind of freaked out the first couple of times, but fortunately for him, the novelty of doing this wore off long ago.

    • @vancemccarthy2554
      @vancemccarthy2554 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, we are.

    • @nicholasmaude6906
      @nicholasmaude6906 3 роки тому +54

      @@notthatyouasked6656 It sounds like he has narcolepsy.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 3 роки тому +15

      Those issues need to be dealt with.

  • @lionguy4107
    @lionguy4107 5 років тому +14349

    "What is it?"
    "It's a carpet burn."
    _crying_

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 5 років тому +78

      She was doing this: ua-cam.com/video/gFvkr6GBWLw/v-deo.html

    • @afriend9428
      @afriend9428 5 років тому +48

      She was doing it on the carpet! YACK!

    • @galenmarek8287
      @galenmarek8287 4 роки тому +102

      I was waiting for him to say it was a red handprint!!

    • @jchis9852
      @jchis9852 4 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 4 роки тому +16

      yeah i cry when i get carpet burns too, shits painful...

  • @mentino1556
    @mentino1556 4 роки тому +10224

    imagine how scary it would have been if she stayed pregnant. literally no knowledge of how and why and by whom.

    • @tii2015
      @tii2015 4 роки тому +358

      Jesus's mother had the same thing?

    • @mentino1556
      @mentino1556 4 роки тому +240

      @@tii2015 afaik archangel Gabriel went down and told her what's going to happen

    • @Tyler_W
      @Tyler_W 4 роки тому +217

      Plot twist, that's how Anakin Skywalker was conceived.

    • @htunlin2000
      @htunlin2000 4 роки тому +49

      For a while I had unexplained chronic grease burns on my forearms as well as chronic heart-burn and increasing belly size. My doctor diagnosed me with Gastronosomnia secondary to Ambien

    • @duxnihilo
      @duxnihilo 4 роки тому +29

      @@htunlin2000 You cook whilst asleep?

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 2 роки тому +1516

    I think this is one of my favorite patient interactions, because he's not as harsh as he could be and she doesn't seem as annoyed by him as she could be.

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 2 роки тому +25

      Well he did figure out and diagnose her problem, didn't judge just gave some advice and left her to think about it. I wouldn't be offended by House eithet at least he's honest lol

    • @A5H_01
      @A5H_01 2 роки тому +16

      As someone on the autism spectrum, social communication isn't a strong point, so I appreciate clear and direct communication. House says what he means, and I find it so refreshing that I wish everyone was like that haha.

    • @entropyinc2054
      @entropyinc2054 Рік тому +4

      She's attractive and he was always nicer to the pretty ones.

    • @robedmund9948
      @robedmund9948 Рік тому +1

      Surprised he didn't ask her for a sleepover.

    • @mike60521x
      @mike60521x Рік тому

      @@robedmund9948 he did move into her building tho

  • @tomassoejakto
    @tomassoejakto 2 роки тому +2746

    The early seasons has the best clinic duties. Her character is surface-simple but she's so frustrated with what's happening that she actually takes House's antics in good stride. If she was a regular on the show their interactions would be amazing to watch.

    • @jonnyb70
      @jonnyb70 2 роки тому +45

      oh I think I know what their interactions would look like. Apart from her sexomnia she seems like a fairly bright, capable person. They'd have been in the sack inside two episodes.

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 2 роки тому +8

      @@jonnyb70 My thoughts too. Too bad they didn't keep her tho, I really liked her.

    • @DarkSolidity
      @DarkSolidity Рік тому +7

      Yea but that’s the point of House, once he solves the puzzle he’s done and bored with the person and moves on the next medical puzzle, they might have had decent chemistry but Houses intrigue comes purely from the mystery from the case after that she’s just another annoying person.

  • @janettedelaney6140
    @janettedelaney6140 6 років тому +20226

    "what do I do now"
    "start a religion "

    • @shadowyt6153
      @shadowyt6153 5 років тому +47

      Lol.. 😂

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 5 років тому +394

      You could make a religion out of this

    • @AnnieBornAgain
      @AnnieBornAgain 5 років тому +95

      I went to my medical appointment at christmas needed bloods/xrays full works and the doctor was like "might you be pregnant" now okay i'm a old fashion borning person no marriage no knookie so clearly not marride and no to the other personal choice, also have a illness that make me infetile (it was a stand in doctor normal gp's just jump these questions) I turned around to him and said "if you find a positive pregancy test ,1)I'm ecstatic and shoting it from the roof top and 2) we need to follow the north star because something very special would be going on" lol

    • @BH02377
      @BH02377 5 років тому +33

      Except Jesus wasn't the immaculate conception.

    • @MrTheSwoop
      @MrTheSwoop 5 років тому +1

      Wow

  • @philipbrandon6718
    @philipbrandon6718 5 років тому +8472

    "You have restored my faith in the human race! You're lying"
    lol

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +31

      1:30. Damn.

    • @shogunate2022
      @shogunate2022 4 роки тому +18

      @@ahnrho i agree at 1:30 you see her smile, verry pretty smile, her name is Missy Crider, she has done alot of films, she was younger but she played a red head in the movie "Powder", she is beautiful in this episode of House but in Powder you see her wit way less make up, you get a more natural look in that movie,

    • @fitepitsnbonfires
      @fitepitsnbonfires 4 роки тому +1

      Some things no matter how hard you or what you try you cant lie your way out of ,

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 3 роки тому

      I know, right?

    • @srk54989
      @srk54989 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @skycaptain39
    @skycaptain39 3 роки тому +3356

    House: "you're lying"
    Lady: *isn't lying
    House: *finds out she wasn't lying
    Also House: "I am a genius :)"

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 3 роки тому +92

      Well he did figure it out and honestly any other doctor wouldn't have been able to help her and been certain she was lying

    • @cairraigem8396
      @cairraigem8396 3 роки тому +43

      Well she was lying she just didn't realize

    • @joewalker5741
      @joewalker5741 3 роки тому +5

      occam's razor.

    • @ivantheterrible7696
      @ivantheterrible7696 2 роки тому +5

      @TheVolourn mate, whether you tell a truth, a lie, or a half-truth, it's not decided by how sincere you are. Unknowingly lying doesn't make it any more true, so she lied.

    • @alestane2
      @alestane2 2 роки тому +49

      @@ivantheterrible7696 (from Merriam Webster) to lie: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
      No intent, no lie. That doesn't make what is told a truth, but it's not a lie.
      A student that makes a mistake and gives the wrong answer is not lying, even though his answer is wrong.

  • @torycatherine2044
    @torycatherine2044 2 роки тому +454

    She might be the first clinic patient to not be shocked and appalled by House's sarcastic, condescending demeanor. It was like it was completely normal 😂😂😂

    • @alext2566
      @alext2566 Рік тому +12

      Maybe I've just had a string of bad luck, but every doctor I've seen has either been indifferent or in a rush.
      At least House actually gives you the time of day.

  • @jasonmcmillan4373
    @jasonmcmillan4373 4 роки тому +13984

    Little wonder her ex was complaining about mixed signals! 😂

    • @kargs5krun
      @kargs5krun 4 роки тому +545

      Actually, had he known, he'd have the "best of both worlds." Avoid her by day, play "taps" at night.
      (i.e., no silly conversation; no clubbing nec; no expensive gifts; just hanky panky with no thanky's) 😎

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 роки тому +115

      This might be my worse nightmare now...

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 3 роки тому +166

      @@kargs5krun Yea but he failed. He knocked her up.

    • @pratkier
      @pratkier 3 роки тому +257

      @@kargs5krun if he had known it'd be a crime

    • @kargs5krun
      @kargs5krun 3 роки тому +14

      @@mikkel066h Thats an "argumentative" opinion. Dont think he'd (amongst many) would agree.

  • @mukiwabanda2794
    @mukiwabanda2794 5 років тому +3887

    This show made me want to be an MD. Then 3 months of med school made me want to take up cooking again.

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 4 роки тому +255

      That's kind of funny since in one episode when House quits trying to be a doctor he picks up cooking.

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 роки тому +6

      Mukiwa Banda, it’s okay :)

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 роки тому +164

      And then three months of cooking school with Gordon Ramsay made you want to take up med school again?

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 3 роки тому +31

      @@DrewPicklesTheDark also, an oncologist colleague of Wilson's quit oncology to take up cooking too. She ended up being a patient of House's who had endometriosis.

    • @penzorphallos3199
      @penzorphallos3199 3 роки тому +8

      Or take midways carrier, meth cook

  • @Nexus974
    @Nexus974 Рік тому +111

    One of my favorite side plots. Her case wasn’t life threatening but just interesting enough to keep House’s attention.

  • @marlepeace9844
    @marlepeace9844 3 роки тому +317

    I don’t watch House MD officially but from what I’ve seen, I like how this patient didn’t bullshit House at all. Sure, she got a little bit of sass from him, but she is genuinely confused and trying to figure out what’s up, not trying to trick or scam him or giving him any attitude. It’s nice sometimes.

    • @NSDCTwitch
      @NSDCTwitch 2 роки тому +14

      You should watch the whole show, it is one of the best TV shows that ever aired. Such a great show.

    • @NkechiAnaedobe_Assa
      @NkechiAnaedobe_Assa 2 роки тому +1

      @@NSDCTwitch yes yes yes!!!

  • @Daniel-ou4fb
    @Daniel-ou4fb 5 років тому +5331

    I could have sworn it said "sexomania" before I clicked it.

  • @warrenli8073
    @warrenli8073 4 роки тому +706

    He's not only a medical doctor.
    This guy just solved a relationship issue as well.

  • @LordsofParody
    @LordsofParody 4 роки тому +632

    This is super real. My roommate has this disorder and has to sleep alone out of fear that he'll do something inappropriate in his sleep. Never gotten up and found himself in someone else's room, luckily. And for the better- I'm the only other person who lives there.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому +13

      Jordan Ett ironically this is why my girlfriend and I both sleep naked together

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 4 роки тому +51

      Someone I know told me that this episode wasn't farfetched, that the condition is real, because I doubted it. He told his ex roommate had this condition, and found out when got too friendly with his dog lol. He had a surveillance camera in the living room, where it happened, so when he wook up in a fright, he checked the footage to understand why his bark was attacking him, just barking and a small bite wound to his face, and he was so surprised. He went to the hospital and other places I was told, and got this diagnose, and was fine after a few months on the pills he got (thankfully).

    • @Realmfaker
      @Realmfaker 4 роки тому +11

      @KHALIIL01 he was sleeping you idiot. He did not know he was humping a dog.

    • @Vegoonery
      @Vegoonery 3 роки тому +51

      I had this for a couple of months when I was working 80 hour weeks. Apparently, I was very outgoing when I was asleep. Let's just say my husband was NOT amused at the mixed signals. I would wake him up then I would actually wake up in the middle of the deed and freak both of us out. It was very bizarre. After I quit one of my jobs everything went back to normal. My husband still talks fondly of that time period, lol.

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 3 роки тому +1

      I would worry if he didn't call the next day

  • @Kollin011
    @Kollin011 3 роки тому +24

    This is how a doctor should be. Investigative, deductive, intelligent. They shouldn't try to make assumptions and try to rush you out the door. Its all in your head type of dodctors.

  • @classCexplosive
    @classCexplosive 5 років тому +3015

    "Sexomnia" sounds like an excuse my ex would give for sleeping around.

    • @UBRambo56
      @UBRambo56 5 років тому +30

      classCexplosive and I believe this is what invented sleeping porn

    • @vermontjeff2535
      @vermontjeff2535 4 роки тому +8

      classCexplosive I guess my ex had it too 😂🤣

    • @doctorofhorrors239
      @doctorofhorrors239 4 роки тому +7

      Need an eeg to confirm the excuse

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 4 роки тому

      I used sleep-walking

    • @MrKveite1
      @MrKveite1 4 роки тому +2

      If you had a proper tool and the knowledge about how to use it well she wouldnt have to sleep around...

  • @itsbritneybitch2481
    @itsbritneybitch2481 5 років тому +7084

    I can't be the only one who thought it was Cameron in the thumbnail

    • @barborabarusova4790
      @barborabarusova4790 5 років тому +59

      too much boob for that

    • @leonxl
      @leonxl 4 роки тому +5

      Dustin Boyd that’s not Morrison

    • @Suicidalgoingtokillmyself
      @Suicidalgoingtokillmyself 4 роки тому +1

      I still think so because in Law and order SVU they use the same characters Rowlends was a rape victim and the other one was another character or same actor different victims

    • @BaronvonGoldrock
      @BaronvonGoldrock 4 роки тому +2

      Lots of comments about Cameron but I have know idea who Cameron is?

    • @BarkaDog
      @BarkaDog 4 роки тому +4

      @@BaronvonGoldrock have you even watched the series? I guess not

  • @juliamagicals7218
    @juliamagicals7218 3 роки тому +85

    Doc: "you said your ex lives downstairs"
    her: "I'll kill him."
    ex: "What did I do?"

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 4 роки тому +67

    House: “You have restored my faith in humanity”
    Her: 🙂
    House: “You’re lying”
    Her: 😐

  • @ImranAli-qj4ir
    @ImranAli-qj4ir 5 років тому +3013

    Man, this show was ridiculously good, kinda like The Mentalist and Sherlock, love shows like that.

    • @tibbsdailyday2611
      @tibbsdailyday2611 5 років тому +1

      @@scientia.veritas is there a problem?

    • @jibalaveechy9705
      @jibalaveechy9705 5 років тому +67

      @@tibbsdailyday2611 you completely misunderstood him, he way trying to say he finally found someone else who enjoys the mentalist. I too enjoyed the show. Pity it had to end

    • @jeffbrownme2
      @jeffbrownme2 4 роки тому +44

      House seems alot like Sherlock because he's the same character. The show kinda winks at it a lot, his apartment is "2B", Wilson/Watson as his sidekick, etc.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 роки тому +12

      @@jeffbrownme2 funny you say that, for a long time I wanted Hugh Laurie to play Doctor Strange

    • @andreinybakken9252
      @andreinybakken9252 4 роки тому

      Not to mention Shark.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 років тому +3915

    "Well it's obvious, start a religion!"
    XD love House!

    • @Noa......
      @Noa...... 4 роки тому +14

      @wearealltubes Religion is any man-made belief built along with herd mentality. What had that to do with Mary?

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 4 роки тому +3

      So funny...

    • @BigSheldonTheory
      @BigSheldonTheory 4 роки тому +6

      VII There's something about Mary

    • @Noa......
      @Noa...... 4 роки тому +9

      @@BigSheldonTheory There is always something about these Marys.

    • @Noa......
      @Noa...... 4 роки тому +1

      @Leif Thanks for stating the obvious

  • @shaamaan
    @shaamaan 4 роки тому +95

    I have to say, House should be a bit more surprised by this one - she WAS telling the truth (at least as far as she knew), from start to finish.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario Рік тому +2

      Well, the thing is, I'm pretty sure he had already realized that she was telling the truth by the time he suggested the sleep lab to her. In fact, he probably put it together as soon as he heard that her ex was living in the same building and was complaining about mixed signals.

  • @madlarkin8
    @madlarkin8 3 роки тому +55

    I had a girlfriend who watched this show with me, and she legit stopped, looked at me and said, "I think I must have that"

  • @stickyone11
    @stickyone11 7 років тому +992

    Anyone else realize how much they miss this show while watching this?

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 5 років тому +6

      Watch them again i would. All the actresses are attractive in this show.

    • @persephoneblack888
      @persephoneblack888 5 років тому +2

      All seasons are on Amazon Prime for free (if you have the prime membership). :) I just started rewatching the series.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 років тому +4

      @@persephoneblack888 So they're free if you pay for them? Okay.

    • @7bimbim
      @7bimbim 5 років тому +3

      @@matrixphijr it's called Payfree

    • @derekgreene688
      @derekgreene688 4 роки тому

      Yup

  • @Regularguy924
    @Regularguy924 5 років тому +1942

    My mind’s tellin me no......
    BUT MY BODY, MY BODY’S TELLIN ME YES

  • @matrixlander85
    @matrixlander85 2 роки тому +40

    That "I'll kill him" gets me every time 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 роки тому +62

    Her mind was telling her "zzzzzz" but her *_body_* was telling everyone else " OH GAWD YESSSS!!!"

  • @kabuto1859
    @kabuto1859 4 роки тому +1675

    Nobody:
    UA-cam: *Wanna see a girl with sexsomnia?*

    • @TheRealArya
      @TheRealArya 4 роки тому +29

      i mean, if she's hot

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 4 роки тому +1

      *sexSomnia, actually :-B

    • @gyorgyor7765
      @gyorgyor7765 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah sorry, but it's not nobody, it's fascinating.

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 4 роки тому +3

      Well its not everyday you get to see this

    • @rthompsn2007
      @rthompsn2007 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, well you apparently watched it.

  • @lackjoughlin8820
    @lackjoughlin8820 4 роки тому +528

    “What do I do now?”
    “Start a religion...”

    • @friedlemons5201
      @friedlemons5201 4 роки тому +6

      YES, WE WATCHED THE FUCKING VIDEO

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 4 роки тому +1

      @@friedlemons5201 good for you

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 4 роки тому +1

      @@friedlemons5201 Good for you.

    • @Incognit0777
      @Incognit0777 3 роки тому

      @@friedlemons5201
      Understandable, have a great day ✌️

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 4 роки тому +92

    That explains what her ex meant by "mixed signals."

    • @Craig_Narramoore
      @Craig_Narramoore 3 роки тому +2

      Yup! The little kernel of a clue in there.

    • @nomadhakunamatata5793
      @nomadhakunamatata5793 3 роки тому +2

      they definitely need couples therapy. obviously her subconscious wants him. Must have some sort of communication problem.

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 2 місяці тому

      I can only imagine that conversation after she knows what's been going on.

  • @Joseph1NJ
    @Joseph1NJ 2 роки тому +48

    Brilliant writing, acting, directing, this show had it all.

  • @dvdjhp
    @dvdjhp 4 роки тому +161

    House didnt just diagnosed her disease... he also diagnosed her social life.

    • @roberthines4287
      @roberthines4287 3 роки тому +2

      Got one I'm with I'm getting mixed feelings with , what do ya do

  • @dusksunsetio6042
    @dusksunsetio6042 4 роки тому +560

    House literally burns everyone in a 20-mile radius how can a man have this much sass

    • @rotor13
      @rotor13 3 роки тому +12

      His leg hurts.

    • @dusksunsetio6042
      @dusksunsetio6042 3 роки тому +1

      @@rotor13 I mean mood

    • @vtbmwbiker
      @vtbmwbiker 3 роки тому +5

      Really, really good writing team.

    • @dusksunsetio6042
      @dusksunsetio6042 3 роки тому +1

      @@vtbmwbiker god I wish that was me

    • @generalyellor8188
      @generalyellor8188 3 роки тому +3

      No, he does not "literally" burn anyone. He may FIGURATIVELY burn people though. I cannot wait until this constantly misused fad word goes the way of "Not!"

  • @joeblankenship377
    @joeblankenship377 3 роки тому +11

    Refreshing to have a clinic patient that isn't lying.

  • @marquistics7795
    @marquistics7795 4 роки тому +51

    Damn this series was great, the soundtrack in every episode is usually good.

  • @sck4512
    @sck4512 5 років тому +127

    Wow. In each of his entire appointments he is forming up a cool dialogue to say before leaving the room.

    • @jtfike
      @jtfike 5 років тому +6

      Truly False that is what a scripted fake show does

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 4 роки тому +4

      @@jtfike And some of us don't really care if it is Jeff

    • @jtfike
      @jtfike 4 роки тому +2

      Worldsmith Club I don’t recall being concerned if you care or if you don’t. I only recall explaining why it is what it is.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 4 роки тому +2

      @@jtfike I'm not saying your wrong, but your comment was like telling us that Horses have hooves, everyone but the biggest idiots on the planet know that.

    • @jtfike
      @jtfike 4 роки тому +3

      Worldsmith Club yup! Horses do have hooves! ;)

  • @lolalolita3537
    @lolalolita3537 4 роки тому +680

    She has the most structured face ive ever seen other than angelina jolie. God blessed her. Well...natural selection genetically blessed her.

    • @Catseye189
      @Catseye189 4 роки тому +24

      Or a surgeon blessed her

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 4 роки тому +6

      What about Signourney Weaver?

    • @lolalolita3537
      @lolalolita3537 4 роки тому +9

      @@Zeithri nah

    • @iavh7868
      @iavh7868 4 роки тому +22

      "Natural selection genetically blessed her"
      what

    • @Genospark_
      @Genospark_ 4 роки тому +7

      She was probably once told to be there or be square , she chose the latter it seems.

  • @theobolt250
    @theobolt250 2 роки тому +5

    Her name is Missy Crider. She's also a singer. She's active in the film&tv business since 1999 up to this day. Quite the resume.

  • @trueandika
    @trueandika 4 роки тому +25

    House: "You have restored my faith in human race. You're lying." LMAO

  • @jgould30
    @jgould30 7 років тому +1213

    middle ground...you mean oral? lol

  • @makotomikami
    @makotomikami 7 років тому +1224

    Man, if this girl hadn't the hots for House after all these meetings, she'd really be crazy xD

    • @MeSimplyMyself
      @MeSimplyMyself 6 років тому +49

      well, if house would move next door, she would....

    • @keithneiderhiser8940
      @keithneiderhiser8940 6 років тому +1

      Makoto Mikami u7brunonmstd

    • @ellenfarrell2785
      @ellenfarrell2785 5 років тому +6

      She wasn't very seductive. I certainly would be.

    • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
      @RikkiTikkiTavi290 4 роки тому +3

      Why do you believe he suggested the sleep lab?

    • @MediaFilter
      @MediaFilter 2 роки тому

      @@ellenfarrell2785 She doesn't have to be ;)

  • @kantraxoikol6914
    @kantraxoikol6914 2 роки тому +12

    house is so freakin FAMOUS it's not hard to understand why the show lasted so long, he's a gem

  • @WednesdayAddamsMW
    @WednesdayAddamsMW 3 роки тому +19

    "You said your ex lives downstairs."
    "I'll kill him."
    "Okay." (3:22)

  • @maqsoodnsx
    @maqsoodnsx 7 років тому +1186

    she kinda looks like Elisha Cuthbert

    • @Tony07UK
      @Tony07UK 6 років тому +17

      Well spotted!

    • @toddsmitts
      @toddsmitts 6 років тому +10

      No, but she WAS on 24 for a bit.

    • @Alejandro_87
      @Alejandro_87 6 років тому +5

      Elisha's mooom has gooot it going ooon!

    • @SuperMaxxxey
      @SuperMaxxxey 6 років тому +8

      And thats the reason i clicked the video.

    • @82Stilet
      @82Stilet 6 років тому +2

      maqsoodnsx not at all! Its only her haircut!

  • @tedphillips2501
    @tedphillips2501 5 років тому +85

    'House' was such a genius series. Wish there would be a comeback - especially if Wilson was healed by a faith healer !!!!!.

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 3 роки тому +11

      It probably wouldn't be the same if Hugh Laurie and the rest didn't come back too. It could probably go on forever, since there's a million things that could go wrong with human bodies.

  • @zitens66
    @zitens66 3 роки тому +18

    3:50 Lady he's literally the man of your dreams.

  • @CB27
    @CB27 Рік тому +1

    Why does it feel like I just watched a whole episode condensed down to 4 minutes?
    What a great time saver!

  • @vinilzord1
    @vinilzord1 4 роки тому +102

    I miss this show so much! Wish it didn't end. The House character is ingenious

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 років тому +26

    1:45 'It's a carpet burn.' For some reason that line always makes me laugh. My god, she must've been getting down and dirty when she was sleeping.

  • @jonathancineus6424
    @jonathancineus6424 2 роки тому +8

    She’s literally “sleeping” with her ex.

  • @waltwhitman7545
    @waltwhitman7545 3 роки тому +32

    i love it when house gets passive aggressive with his patients when he thinks they lie to him

  • @intrepidnick2939
    @intrepidnick2939 5 років тому +751

    9.8 million of these views were because of the thumbnail. Me included.

    • @segaiuolo
      @segaiuolo 5 років тому +15

      Yeah... Dr. House isn't famous at all

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 5 років тому +10

      Judging by the views on other House videos I'd say you are about right.

    • @thetux0073
      @thetux0073 5 років тому +5

      They had us in the first half... not gonna lie

    • @prophetmaster4997
      @prophetmaster4997 5 років тому +4

      Because titties

    • @reallymysterious4393
      @reallymysterious4393 4 роки тому

      So you like fake breasts too ...

  • @bashbrannigan
    @bashbrannigan 4 роки тому +2726

    This actress is gorgeous. Has she been in anything else regularly?

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 4 роки тому +89

      You said it.

    • @jim.87
      @jim.87 4 роки тому +261

      big titiez

    • @joshburns4611
      @joshburns4611 4 роки тому +89

      @@jim.87 Don't get so excited. They're fake.

    • @joshburns4611
      @joshburns4611 4 роки тому +95

      Look up a movie on here called Sins Of The Mind. She played a young car accident victim who got a severe head injury that turned her into a nympho. Very good movie..

    • @mightbejustin7471
      @mightbejustin7471 4 роки тому +103

      @@joshburns4611 lol who cares they look good

  • @Vantarmy
    @Vantarmy 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine living in an appartment block with people all suffering from that ..

  • @warn3535
    @warn3535 3 роки тому +48

    This is the first ever time I saw House, I have watched 6/8 seasons, I highly suggest that people watch this show, its so interesting and worth it. The way house acts is what drew me to this show.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +47

    "Weren't you ever curious why you never felt any pent up frustration from a lack of sex? Or better yet why there was a lingering sense of contentment along with the exhaustion?"

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 4 роки тому +1

      or in some cases a lingering sense of guilt and disappointment?

    • @oracleofpelham511
      @oracleofpelham511 3 роки тому +6

      @@Rkenton48 doubtful, she kept going back. the body craves what it needs... genetically it was screaming for her ex

    • @nomadhakunamatata5793
      @nomadhakunamatata5793 3 роки тому

      her body was getting what it needed but her mind wasn't. she wasn't mentally getting any relief.

  • @chickencurry7642
    @chickencurry7642 4 роки тому +35

    "You've restored my faith in the human race. You're lying.,"
    😂😂😂😂 Couldn't be more accurate.

  • @iamanevutable981
    @iamanevutable981 3 роки тому +5

    This is such a good cut to show people who have never seen anything about House.

  • @davexb6595
    @davexb6595 3 роки тому +7

    When my father was a child, apparently he would sleep walk out to the porch and sing without waking up.

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 4 роки тому +24

    Me: *sees title*
    Me:
    *I begeth thine pardon?*

  • @Abuelo9
    @Abuelo9 4 роки тому +14

    Doc's facial expression at 1:53 is really awesome.

  • @anonanon-fm3dv
    @anonanon-fm3dv 2 роки тому +4

    Am I the only one who feels really sorry for this woman? She had a miscarriage and legitimately did not know she was pregnant. How is she going to deal with that?

    • @MrRich710
      @MrRich710 7 місяців тому

      I suspect she dealt with it by finding another acting job. 😉

  • @farmeraltv3456
    @farmeraltv3456 3 роки тому +7

    them: finally found an excuse for a quickie with EXs

  • @theonlybuzz1969
    @theonlybuzz1969 4 роки тому +34

    House is a brilliant character that we all love and more often hate! He can be both funny and an arsehole at the same time. Bless him..

  • @ReelMeurik
    @ReelMeurik 5 років тому +10

    "Call me crazy, but I'm sensing unresolved issues."

  • @scottys1423
    @scottys1423 2 роки тому +8

    There were so many great side plots on that show. And it never ceases to amaze me how he could fake the American accent so well. He's a Brit. And earlier in his career he did a lot of comedy shows. Its so weird to see him in that stuff after watching House.

    • @matthewcastleton2263
      @matthewcastleton2263 2 роки тому

      It's actually not that hard. All you have to do to sound American if you are British is to rhoticise your "R's". A distinct marker of American English is the fact that Americans pronounce the "R" sound in words and English people don't usually. Try it out sometime. It actually works

  • @gui.ribeiro
    @gui.ribeiro Рік тому +1

    and here you are at 2:30 in the morning watching house md clips, good luck on your journey king 👑

  • @birdy5475
    @birdy5475 5 років тому +86

    "What to do?"
    "It's obvious, start a religion "

  • @nickshuler6633
    @nickshuler6633 4 роки тому +19

    Netflix needs to get all the seasons, so i can watch them all.

    • @TrickzyWTF
      @TrickzyWTF 4 роки тому +1

      Its on prime video bud

    • @fatimahhussain4458
      @fatimahhussain4458 5 місяців тому

      They put house MD in Netflix if you don't know , it's new

  • @Bbbbad724
    @Bbbbad724 Рік тому +2

    That’s what I love about House. Hugh Laurie is really funny off screen, and I mean a riot. I think he even plays piano and sings.

    • @graciep.6984
      @graciep.6984 Рік тому

      He does. You should check it out sometime, he’s really good.

  • @jordanelza8806
    @jordanelza8806 14 днів тому

    1:40 to 1:48 I love this look on her face.
    Her reaction to the whole situation is so calm and shocked at the same time. I love how unfiltered she is, like me. Not so easily offended by straight forward and matter of fact talking. Minor character or not, this actress nails this part. 3:02 , 3:11 , 3:29 and 3:40

  • @JuanPena-ql1hi
    @JuanPena-ql1hi 7 років тому +217

    Why no more house ? I was obsessed with that show , man was that show awesome . We demand more please .

    • @kilroymoa
      @kilroymoa 6 років тому +10

      he 'killed' himself...

    • @moon12299
      @moon12299 5 років тому +6

      John Rock trust me I miss it too however I am satisfied with the ending it gave even if it was VERY bitter sweet

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 роки тому +4

      It was on for 10 years. You want to end while good so people still love it years later. Guessing Game of Throne DVDs plummeted after their ending...

  • @Hmohamed3675
    @Hmohamed3675 4 роки тому +45

    Rick Ross: “She ain’t even know it!!”

  • @ejaynirvehc270
    @ejaynirvehc270 4 роки тому +33

    Hahah I love house , such an amazing character his sarcasm is gold 😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽💕

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 місяців тому +1

    3:47 "Call me crazy, but I'm sensing unresolved issues."
    At least let him know what's going on. Mixed signals can be _infuriating._

  • @allanpeck8523
    @allanpeck8523 4 роки тому +62

    House should have said "I have a sleep lab in my appartment".

  • @xyhmo
    @xyhmo 7 років тому +64

    Turns out she did send some mixed signals.

  • @AaronTsuii
    @AaronTsuii 4 роки тому +4

    1:22 Oh, you sweet child.

  • @someguyinazoo
    @someguyinazoo Рік тому +1

    “Or there’s some middle ground”
    “What like *Orel* “

  • @libertyforall7730
    @libertyforall7730 4 роки тому +18

    "I have restored my faith in human race... You're lying." Hilarious

  • @dodgeplow
    @dodgeplow 4 роки тому +20

    I've had similar happen to me while I was taking Ambien. I learned first hand about the crazy side effects that have been reported about it. Haven't taken it since.

  • @tyrothethird3081
    @tyrothethird3081 Рік тому +1

    2:38 You can see the moment House figured it out

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock 2 роки тому +2

    "He's always telling me he's getting mixed signals.."
    XD

  • @JK-wz7uj
    @JK-wz7uj 4 роки тому +32

    The ex husband: "It's free real estate"

  • @CBordages
    @CBordages 5 років тому +201

    Not taking anything from Robert Downey Jr. but those who have read Arthur Conan Doyle know that Hugh Laurie would have been the better pick.

    • @BitchinStitchin
      @BitchinStitchin 5 років тому +40

      Cullen Bordages He's basically playing Sherlock Holmes in House. House - Homes - Holmes. Long suffering friend Wilson - Watson. Drug habit. Brilliant curmudgeon. No romantic life to speak of but an undue fascination with the love lives of those closest to him.

    • @Wrathlon
      @Wrathlon 4 роки тому +7

      @@BitchinStitchin Not to mention his address is 221B Baker Street

    • @ThinkerOnTheBus
      @ThinkerOnTheBus 4 роки тому +2

      @@Wrathlon
      Well, basically.
      Yes, Gregory House, the fictional character, does live on Baker Street, and his apartment number is 221B.
      However, I don't think they ever made known his street number nor, if he had one, his apartment address.

    • @julianparker8240
      @julianparker8240 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed. Hugh’s face and body are leaner than RDJ’s, closer to the description of Holmes in the book.

  • @greyjay9202
    @greyjay9202 3 роки тому +17

    She can sleepwalk into my life any time she wants to. She's a stunner.

  • @welshpete12
    @welshpete12 11 місяців тому +1

    "You have restored my faith in the human race , you're lying " ! What a wonderful sentence !

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 5 років тому +993

    "I'll kill him!"
    "Okay, but he probably didn't know you were asleep."
    Well done house, way to save a brother from a probable rape charge and or maybe murder. You took and saved a big one for the team.

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 5 років тому +36

      Only a gynocentric nation would find an innocent man guilty of a crime he didn't commit. If anything she should be committed for her demented behavior even if House hadn't said anything.

    • @IZn0g0uDatAll
      @IZn0g0uDatAll 5 років тому +30

      Don’t know of any gynocentric nation on the earth.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 років тому +6

      Dominick Destine what demented behavior

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 5 років тому +23

      @@IZn0g0uDatAll Modern nations are incredibly gynocentric. Or "first-world" to use archaic terminology.

    • @artyom1792
      @artyom1792 5 років тому +60

      Dominick Destine shut the fuck up my guy

  • @nickrffpatellis852
    @nickrffpatellis852 4 роки тому +11

    2:10
    I volunteer

  • @floridaman2011
    @floridaman2011 4 роки тому +6

    I learn more about medicine in House episode than I will ever in school

  • @pigcorneliustheregulator2699
    @pigcorneliustheregulator2699 Рік тому +3

    I come back from time to time cause of how good this sequence of events is