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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2022
  • Cuddy must make a bet with House in order to keep him on clinic duty all day.
    From House M.D. Season 3 Episode 12 'One Day, One Room' - House returns to the hospital after a short stint in rehab; Cuddy comes to collect on the debt of perjuring herself for House; House encounters a patient who tests positive for an STI and says she was raped recently.
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  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 Рік тому +2075

    House: "Perjurer."
    Cuddy: "Felon."
    Love their relationship.

    • @TheEplestugas
      @TheEplestugas Рік тому +54

      Yes, especialy the car in cuddy's living room.

    • @cjrulz121
      @cjrulz121 Рік тому +5

      @@TheEplestugasAlmost like the broken dining room in the neighborhood

  • @danielbarker2522
    @danielbarker2522 Рік тому +4855

    I've been doing this challenge with women my whole life

  • @lukusblack6442
    @lukusblack6442 9 місяців тому +745

    "I owe you ten" still makes me laugh.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock Рік тому +1224

    "What happened to rehab?!"
    "I got out"
    Underrated line

    • @cptpepper7731
      @cptpepper7731 Рік тому +27

      The mandatory "underrated" comment in every comment section of anything that has ever been posted on YT

    • @Brokenface
      @Brokenface 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@cptpepper7731it's the law

  • @jphickey77
    @jphickey77 Рік тому +1672

    That "yes" from Cuddy at 3:56 about House finding some humanity is delivered incredibly well. Between the pause, the line read and her eyes, you can feel the real hope she has for him *and* her embarrassment at knowing what House will think of that hope *AND* her resolution to stick with it anyway.

    • @normancarter5419
      @normancarter5419 Рік тому +31

      Cuddy is smart and fun and serious and sarcastic and doesn't put up with any of their BS, that's what makes her so hot.

    • @johnhammond3605
      @johnhammond3605 Рік тому +7

      She still dumped him for the phoniest of reasons

    • @normancarter5419
      @normancarter5419 Рік тому +11

      @@johnhammond3605 From the script, made for good television finale.

    • @rickyanthony
      @rickyanthony Рік тому +2

      No, it was a run of the mill yes. But you should be a playwright.

    • @CooperDianeBob
      @CooperDianeBob Рік тому +7

      Lisa is a phenomenal actress

  • @sethmizrachi8337
    @sethmizrachi8337 Рік тому +2088

    It sucks that Lisa and the producers had a salary dispute. She deserved a better exit than she got.

    • @daviddundas4140
      @daviddundas4140 Рік тому +242

      Is that what happened, I read she didnt like the direction the producers took Cuddy, she felt she had done everything with the Character and yes, she deserved a better exit

    • @sethmizrachi8337
      @sethmizrachi8337 Рік тому +113

      @@daviddundas4140 I read that in another comment. I know the writer didn't know she was leaving because he said he would've written a better exit.

    • @ndronikusri1992
      @ndronikusri1992 Рік тому +8

      How did she leave?

    • @daviddundas4140
      @daviddundas4140 Рік тому +203

      @@ndronikusri1992 House ran his car into Cuddys dining room and was arrested, when he came back to the hospital some months later she was gone, they wrote her out, the whole House/Cuddy thing was really poorly done

    • @thatrandomguyo1
      @thatrandomguyo1 Рік тому +134

      @@daviddundas4140 It was confirmed by basically everybody it was a salary dispute. They pretty much just had to roll with it at that point because nobody expected it.

  • @oatnoid
    @oatnoid Рік тому +1101

    "You've got athlete's foot in your nose." Too funny. Super model exam "I owe you ten." I split a gut.

    • @Maverick734
      @Maverick734 Рік тому +14

      Who’s the super model more importantly

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid Рік тому +28

      @@Maverick734 That's Hottie DeJour.

    • @tejasdevgekar1154
      @tejasdevgekar1154 Рік тому +53

      how have us gentleman not sourced her.
      I did it myself. Kristen Glass.

    • @golfhound
      @golfhound Рік тому +7

      as long as I knew I was going to lose $10, I would've not only given her a thorough exam, I would've asked that patient out on a date. What's the big deal about Dawson Creek? I've never seen it.

    • @davidlacoste
      @davidlacoste Рік тому +4

      @@tejasdevgekar1154 Thank you, MVP.

  • @chapmasi
    @chapmasi 9 місяців тому +101

    5:00 That look on his face as he closes the door HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

  • @monam5962
    @monam5962 Рік тому +326

    House: Perjurer
    Cuddy:Felon
    The Name calling .🤣🤣

  • @TheSlaj4496
    @TheSlaj4496 Рік тому +110

    Lmfao "why do I have to do this?"
    "I have a bum leg"

  • @lesterjames2264
    @lesterjames2264 Рік тому +118

    That 4th wall look always cracks me up

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 Рік тому +8

      Definitely losing $10 on that one lol

  • @peachydarl
    @peachydarl Рік тому +554

    this is one of the best episodes! love house and cuddy together

    • @jeffgoldbloom3425
      @jeffgoldbloom3425 Рік тому

      Which episode

    • @jasonarmstrong9656
      @jasonarmstrong9656 Рік тому

      @@jeffgoldbloom3425 I know it’s late but “one day one room” season 3 episode 12. It’s a standalone episode with Greta themes that you don’t need prior knowledge of the series.

    • @AngryFaceGames_
      @AngryFaceGames_ Рік тому

      Katheryne Winnick is the reason it's the best episode of House. Her performance in this episode is award worthy.

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence Рік тому +91

    "i owe you ten"...
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 2 місяці тому +17

    "I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to shave. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged."
    The key part of proper grooming is to put proper care into it. That's the whole point. If you're not putting the proper care into it in order to trick people into thinking you're a detail-oriented person, you're just lying. If you use the same toenail clippers in your nose as you do for your toenails, you are absolutely not putting the proper care into grooming.

  • @zahraasaheb207
    @zahraasaheb207 11 місяців тому +96

    “I’m ready to be judged !” I want this to be my life motto 😂

    • @adnanchikani7374
      @adnanchikani7374 7 місяців тому

      Well....let me be your lawyer then, Zahra. Side by side with you in the court of life 😉

  • @SaltySeattleCyclist
    @SaltySeattleCyclist Рік тому +166

    "I'm ready to be judged" 🤣

  • @dunkodownunder
    @dunkodownunder Рік тому +29

    I need watch the series again. I'm hooked on these short clips.

  • @user-ls9oz6ch8x
    @user-ls9oz6ch8x 4 місяці тому +8

    The fact House clips always get over a million views on UA-cam is a confirmation of how good the show was; good writing, good casting of the rotating cast

  • @yehldyehld
    @yehldyehld Рік тому +56

    I love House's response to "Is that Vicodin?!"

  • @peevonb7070
    @peevonb7070 9 місяців тому +10

    the lens used in the 1min30 mark is just insane. BOKEEEH allright.

  • @inflames2112
    @inflames2112 Рік тому +146

    They should have kept this going. Too funny

    • @asm7069
      @asm7069 Рік тому +5

      well they werent paying her too well, she didnt like it, probably among other thing with production aswell

  • @dianewinters8628
    @dianewinters8628 Рік тому +15

    He's so cute when he's flirty😍

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma Рік тому +74

    Lisa Edelstein is excellent in this show. She so often had to create something interesting out of thin air.

  • @chiragpanwar5555
    @chiragpanwar5555 11 місяців тому +36

    5:02 is most replayed.
    You're welcome.

    • @driverjamescopeland
      @driverjamescopeland 3 місяці тому +5

      0:46 - still trying to figure out who this actress is. I know I've seen her somewhere else.

    • @Thegr1m69
      @Thegr1m69 2 місяці тому

      ​@@driverjamescopelandKatheryn Winnick, most likely you saw her in Vikings.

    • @driverjamescopeland
      @driverjamescopeland 2 місяці тому

      @@Thegr1m69 - YES! THANK YOU!

    • @Aim2Rock
      @Aim2Rock Місяць тому

      Bron haired woman with a purple-ish dress at 5:02, is not that goddess named Katheryn Winnick. I'm still trying to figure who that actress is though

    • @dragonmagoz
      @dragonmagoz Місяць тому +3

      @@Aim2Rock the actual name is Kristen Glass

  • @katiepalmer9434
    @katiepalmer9434 Рік тому +22

    good channel

  • @Jahman071
    @Jahman071 2 місяці тому

    For me that's one of the best episodes in the entire series.

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 Рік тому +202

    Her name is Kristen Glass.
    Because yeah, you wanted to know.
    You're welcome 😁

  • @rayrushforth6390
    @rayrushforth6390 Рік тому +16

    She has an intriguing beauty - great actor - a natural great

  • @esmolol4091
    @esmolol4091 Рік тому +491

    House diagnoses three patients without touching them.
    House to Cuddy: "You owe me 30!"
    House enters the room of a Goddess of beauty...
    House leaves the room and goes to cuddy...
    House to Cuddy: "I owe YOU 10!"
    He touched her 4 times.
    Well that says a lot about him:
    1. He's a quite normal guy.
    2. He is honest and admits that he wanted to touch her.
    3. If Cuddy sends all hot women to house, he would run his most hated department "singlehandedly".

    • @spectrum5156
      @spectrum5156 Рік тому +54

      "single-handedly" omg 😭😭😭😭

    • @esmolol4091
      @esmolol4091 Рік тому +5

      @@spectrum5156 🤣

    • @esmolol4091
      @esmolol4091 Рік тому +8

      @@spectrum5156 Pun intended ;-)

    • @hardlockvevo4302
      @hardlockvevo4302 Рік тому +107

      It's not how many times he touches the patients, it's how many patients he touches. Touching her once of 5000 times would still result in him only owing her $10. She still owes him $30, he owes her $10 so she basically owes him $20.

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid Рік тому +46

      Patient hottie, "Doctor House, is this really necessary for a headache?" Dr. House, "Haven't you heard? It's breast cancer awareness month. Say Aaaah."

  • @ayanahmed8180
    @ayanahmed8180 3 місяці тому

    this episode was very good

  • @sovietred7371
    @sovietred7371 Рік тому +23

    I'd take the 50, and wait a hour or so then go back😂, he just said to leave, not leave and not come back

    • @zackrodriguez7519
      @zackrodriguez7519 5 місяців тому +1

      That’s actually what they did 😂 the kid ended up having swallowed a magnet

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@zackrodriguez7519smart dad lmao. 50 bucks could cover the gas for the hospital trip at least

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions Місяць тому +1

    Lmao these are hilarious! I miss this damn show. 😆

  • @CT-pi2gl
    @CT-pi2gl Рік тому +60

    That was the perfect way to end the clip

  • @sindrerudshaug
    @sindrerudshaug Рік тому +11

    Blackmail might be ok, there just needs to be an agreement on when the joker is spent!

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter Рік тому +52

    Queen Lagertha! 00:00:46

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito Рік тому +3

    "Why I gotta do this?"
    "I got a bum leg! Say Ah!

  • @freakzilla9975
    @freakzilla9975 8 місяців тому +8

    5:10 i owe 10😂😂😂😂

  • @justice_1337
    @justice_1337 Рік тому +10

    5:00 its young cuddy rofl

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 Рік тому +16

    I've never seen Dawson's Creek but the joke is still funny.

  • @alancorrea9161
    @alancorrea9161 Рік тому +46

    You can never lie to a doctor no matter how embarrasing it is because they will always find out the truth , its that look they give you when they know you're lying then you just have to tell the truth.

    • @graaau4582
      @graaau4582 Рік тому

      they will find the truth in tv shows
      lying to doctors in real life is just putting your life on the line

    • @coltonsmith3724
      @coltonsmith3724 Рік тому +1

      Know*, you’re*

    • @alancorrea9161
      @alancorrea9161 Рік тому

      @@coltonsmith3724 Corrected , thank you !

  • @WTC-1990
    @WTC-1990 Місяць тому +1

    "I'm ready to be Judge" 😅😅😅😅

  • @mamir1495
    @mamir1495 Рік тому +6

    Ok 50 $ killed me

  • @AwoudeX
    @AwoudeX Рік тому +556

    'i've got a rumbled shirt and i forgot to brush my hair this morning, you've got athlete's foot up your nose, i'm ready to be judged'
    after he said that, facing him with his eyes wide open knowing he scored a flawless victory over this twat, pure gold!

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 Рік тому +7

      Flawless Victory? that was a Babality

    • @SPECTRE_Madman
      @SPECTRE_Madman Рік тому

      Are you British by the way

    • @AwoudeX
      @AwoudeX Рік тому +2

      @@SPECTRE_Madman If you referred to me, no i'm Dutch and proud of it

    • @mihaicostel5883
      @mihaicostel5883 Рік тому +3

      This week not morning

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Рік тому

      @@AwoudeX
      Hey cool! My paternal grandmother is.
      She left the Netherlands in the aftermath of WW II. I thiiink she was very very young then.

  • @zdspider6778
    @zdspider6778 Рік тому +21

    1:17 Casually pops a pill in front of his boss. 🤣

  • @damaddog8065
    @damaddog8065 Рік тому +1

    Ah see what happens when you do not keep the sushi really clean, it gets funky, and then it is off to House :D

  • @benjaminosterloh3605
    @benjaminosterloh3605 8 місяців тому +1

    00:47 ~ Hey, Katheryn Winnick

  • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
    @TheNerdForAllSeasons Рік тому +3

    "I put you in jail I can put you back" Well I'm turned on.

  • @CM_87
    @CM_87 Рік тому +9

    I owe you ten. LMAO

  • @soumyamaity4692
    @soumyamaity4692 Рік тому +27

    How old r u? 60.
    U r lying 😂😂😂😂 always get me rolling

    • @Michelle020892
      @Michelle020892 Рік тому +1

      Dead giveaway when she said her age like it was a question 😅

  • @footy.nation
    @footy.nation Рік тому +24

    Does anyone realize how House pulled out three gloves when he only needed 2, just to emphasize the disgust he is about to experience?

    • @JJay2410
      @JJay2410 Рік тому +3

      The slight delay in taking the third one always kills me 😂

    • @fruitydudexD
      @fruitydudexD 9 місяців тому +6

      No you're the only one that noticed

  • @jamesstuart3346
    @jamesstuart3346 Рік тому +27

    Dr. House is Hawkeye Pierce meets Sherlock Holmes

    • @jjperceval
      @jjperceval Рік тому +3

      i believe he was actually pitched as sherlock in a medical setting. his address is also 221b

  • @epm8593
    @epm8593 Рік тому +1

    Yep. Most replayed.

  • @crisdlcruz145
    @crisdlcruz145 Рік тому

    I owe you 100

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus Рік тому +1

    you can make it all back as a gynaecologist

  • @jamalbuckley3235
    @jamalbuckley3235 2 місяці тому

    5:10 did he do something to cuddy haha they way he walked up on her and her face.

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 28 днів тому

    "You think if I deal with enough people, I find some humanity"
    And in the end, he did. His own.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 8 місяців тому

    0:22 Damn...early foreshadowing for Season 7 :-0

  • @philsherrer
    @philsherrer Рік тому +2

    "I can eat 50 eggs" ~ Cool Hand Luke

  • @AyarARJ
    @AyarARJ Рік тому

    Lagertha!
    Nice.

  • @returningtoperfection
    @returningtoperfection Місяць тому

    Cuddy set him up with the model.
    She knew how to push his buttons!

  • @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409
    @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409 Рік тому +206

    Why did a writer of this show make them break each other

    • @doinkstr
      @doinkstr Рік тому +42

      The actor for Cuddy had a wage dispute with the producers. She left.

    • @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409
      @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409 Рік тому

      @@doinkstr could writer just write that she die from cancer

    • @Karzakus
      @Karzakus Рік тому +131

      I just had a fucking conniption trying to read whatever it is you just said

    • @Bbodenste12
      @Bbodenste12 Рік тому +40

      I think i lost a few brain cells trying to read this

    • @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409
      @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409 Рік тому +5

      @@Bbodenste12 good go to doctor then tell him/her how much brain cell did you lost

  • @maubraymzoma6616
    @maubraymzoma6616 Рік тому +15

    🤣🤣🤣 You owe me 10

  • @darth-severus
    @darth-severus 9 місяців тому

    Still never seen dawsons creek, should fix that at some point

  • @seanx8646
    @seanx8646 11 місяців тому +2

    Who is the actress in the purple dress at the end?

  • @sandroselladore3506
    @sandroselladore3506 Рік тому +4

    0:57 WHY THREE GLOVES???

    • @jeffgoldbloom3425
      @jeffgoldbloom3425 Рік тому +4

      I think its supposed to be 4 but the scene got cut off in editting for this video (2for each hand to be petty hes trying to show hes grossed)

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor Рік тому +2

    0:46 Lagertha!!! I still wouldn’t care STD or no…

  • @brentcowell5776
    @brentcowell5776 Рік тому +1

    lisa cuddy is quite the looker!!!!

  • @nicholasipalook5386
    @nicholasipalook5386 Рік тому

    It makes me feel old that some people dont know dausens creek

  • @HN-vd5nd
    @HN-vd5nd 3 місяці тому

    3:14 Monogram hehe

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Рік тому +1

    0:14 -- That administrator's dress is like, at least 1 size too tight, right?

  • @iwouldnot4256
    @iwouldnot4256 Рік тому +10

    best

  • @JRen87
    @JRen87 Рік тому +2

    0:46 Lagertha!

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 3 місяці тому +7

    "By the way, you owe me 30."
    *walks into the room with the racked up knock out babe*
    "...I owe you 10." 😂😂😂
    Yeah, Id owe her 10 as well.

  • @dravendfr
    @dravendfr Рік тому +1

    0:45 Those who know…

  • @eyezofice2411
    @eyezofice2411 Рік тому +1

    I didn't know his character was loosely based off Sherlock Holmes

  • @Luci.N.da.SkyWithDiamonds
    @Luci.N.da.SkyWithDiamonds Рік тому

    That was Lagertha

  • @Yamahog
    @Yamahog Рік тому +3

    LOL..... House ." I owe you $10 ......

  • @seanx8646
    @seanx8646 11 місяців тому +3

    The woman in purple dress... 🤤
    Hard to believe this guy played The Prince in Blackadder 😆😆😆

    • @irresistablejewel
      @irresistablejewel 9 місяців тому

      ... or played Bertie Wooster; wrote "Mystery"... or rowed for Cambridge in "The Boat Race" (for real). She sure is pretty! 🤤

  • @ricksimon9867
    @ricksimon9867 Рік тому +4

    5:00 - It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. But still. Come on. This was creepy.

  • @adworksout7
    @adworksout7 8 місяців тому

    The only person that can heal him is Captain Blackaddar

  • @runningbear1982
    @runningbear1982 Рік тому

    Enough foreplay 🤣

  • @usamamuhammadismail3324
    @usamamuhammadismail3324 Рік тому +26

    What's Lagartha doing there? 😲

    • @Mark-ke1rj
      @Mark-ke1rj Рік тому +18

      Ragnar gave her the clap.

    • @lando1224
      @lando1224 Рік тому +8

      Was looking for this comment 😂

  • @captianpeligro248
    @captianpeligro248 Рік тому

    I love Lisa Edelstin

  • @PriestApostate
    @PriestApostate Рік тому +2

    The Vikings goddess!

  • @willardtheband
    @willardtheband Рік тому +2

    Laurie’s a player

  • @Cazador60140
    @Cazador60140 Рік тому +3

    House wak e up , I would do my job and go to jail for Dr Cuddy

  • @Scar99739
    @Scar99739 Рік тому

    3:16 I thought that was Stan Lee 😅😅🙈

  • @deanhollis8983
    @deanhollis8983 11 місяців тому

    Why is the air helium

  • @QwWw-fr4bn
    @QwWw-fr4bn 11 місяців тому

    Nice

  • @kendrickschwartz1286
    @kendrickschwartz1286 Рік тому

    Is that my lagatha 😊Vikings queen

  • @Whisper555
    @Whisper555 Рік тому +2

    5:00 Kristen Glass is Suzi Quatro's niece!!!

  • @Chadwiko
    @Chadwiko Рік тому

    Lagertha!

  • @bartman898
    @bartman898 Рік тому +2

    I didn't get that vasectomy for nothing.....let's party.

  • @jasonme3557
    @jasonme3557 Місяць тому

    Lisa is about perfect

  • @Carmine_Lupertazzi
    @Carmine_Lupertazzi 2 місяці тому

    No one in life talks like this. No one.

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 8 місяців тому

    she said b;cuz it dont work on him....
    i too tiny....lol

  • @felicialightfoot2380
    @felicialightfoot2380 Рік тому

    I think I'd rather go to jail.

  • @ukuphuza
    @ukuphuza 5 місяців тому

    Damn lagertha, how you got this😮😮

  • @666Hansen
    @666Hansen 9 місяців тому

    What a loss of talent, but you cant blame him for taking the money....or could you ?

  • @mithicash1444
    @mithicash1444 4 місяці тому +1

    I never caught this before, from the "you owe me 30" to "I owe you 10" implies he touched her at least 4 times, probably more since we can assume House lied :D