Super Princess Peach Review - Jim Nickabocker

Just in time for the last day of the month, I present you all with my journey and review of Super Princess Peach! A huge thanks to KuyalawVA for providing a proper voice to Chip!
Chip VO:
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Music:
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• Herbie Flowers Tuba ...
• The Super Mario Bros. ...
• Super Mario 64 - Insid...
• The Beach Boys - Catch...

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*Jim when he learns that losing a stage makes Peach cry*
ASURA'S WRATH VOICE: "...I'll never forgive you... for making MY DAUGHTER CRYYYYYY!"

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TRUEEE!

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As much as I like old-timey radio voices...g'bye, jerky radio! You won't be missed!!

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(Happy Music Starts)
Tim: Hi, it's Tim and Kim and Jim.
Here's a story that is rather grim.
What's to do for a party of three?
Jim: What's that, Tim?
Tim: Is to climb a tree!
Firstly, find a tree that's up to play ball.
That's too tall!
That's to small!
Put your leg on a branch!
But be careful you don't hear a cranch!
Cuz if if's and but's were candies and nuts...
You're gonna fall off and break your legs.
(Kim falls as his leg breaks and flies clean out of the socket)
Tim: Now, now, Kim. What did I say?
Climbing a tree is far from child's play!
Kim: This isn't a joke!
You can clearly see the bone!!
Jim: That's probably not your funny bone, cuz.....
....this shit ain't funny.
(Happy Music Slowly Fades Away)
Tim: Our mothers warned us about this, didn't they?
Jim: Tim....?
Tim: They said, "No climbing trees today, kids. Someone might get hurt"
What did we do? We didn't listen.
We're the ones to blame.
Jim: What are you talking about...?!
We have to help him!
Tim: You're not thinking of the consequences.
What would our fathers do if one of us came back with a broken leg?
We could end up with one of our own, Jim.
Jim: What are you suggesting, then?
(Tim picks up an axe)
Jim: Oh, no.
Tim: Have you ever put a dog down, Jim?
A three-legged puppy is not a happy puppy.
Kim: D-Dude! I-I-I think i'm fine!
Th-th-the bone's healing. (nervous laughing)
I can... I can probably stand up!
(Kim tries to stand up but falls over)
Tim: Jim, tonight, we bond like the lovers, through their firstborn.
Kim: No...!
(Jim chops Kim's head with an axe)
Tim: If anyone asks, you tell them it was an accident.
(Happy Music Returns)
Tim: Hey, i'm Tim and this is Jim. And we never knew anyone named Kim.
(Happy Music Ends)

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THERE IS NO ESCAPE [Screams in Scout]