Dear EVERYONE that isn't white, I'M WHITEY...AND I APOLOGIZE!! | Christopher Titus

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  • @dragonangel1786
    @dragonangel1786 Рік тому +39

    At last! I've been waiting for this skit to be published so I could spread it. Thanks Titus for your thoughtful humor. You Rock, man!

  • @ChildlesskatLady
    @ChildlesskatLady Рік тому +47

    I'm whitey and I apologize 💔
    Thank you for being you! 💞

  • @iwantmyprivacy4567
    @iwantmyprivacy4567 Рік тому +92

    As a black man.
    Titus is invited to the cookout any time.

  • @richard1472
    @richard1472 Рік тому +51

    From what I've seen, this is one of his best routines. Humor with fangs.

  • @theheronexus1199
    @theheronexus1199 2 місяці тому +3

    You never had to apologize Chris. Everyone (mostly) knows you aren't like that. Keep up the comedy.

  • @iainherridge6253
    @iainherridge6253 Рік тому +36

    Your sets are great Chris but you absolutely NAILED THIS ONE!
    Luv ya work!

    • @c10wiremantawwallace13
      @c10wiremantawwallace13 Рік тому

      Reparations were paid in the 1870's a long time ago. Why is it that most democrats can't accept the science that long ago proved there is only 1 human race on earth?
      When you don't know much, all you get is crazy stories from angry liberal idiots like C. Titus here.
      He gets paid to bash every ethnic group he can single out.

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 Рік тому +36

    I'M WHITEY, AND I APOLOGIZE!

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson Рік тому +7

    07:15 The PSA with the "Indian" (Italian, actually) crying about the litter on the road is the most durable meme ever---it aired 50 years ago, and the audience still applauded the joke! 🥰
    You can Google it with just the 2 words Indian tear

  • @karlajaeger2082
    @karlajaeger2082 Рік тому +24

    What astounds me about the (thankfully) few people arguing slavery in history wasn't racially based, is the willful avoidance that it WAS racially based in the colonies and (later) America. What makes me laugh, is defending any slavery. As though the concept of owning a human being isn't completely immoral, disgusting, and heartless on its face.

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister Рік тому

      Indeed. I remember reading a book titled "The Long Emancipation" where it talked about the attempts in the past (by white people) to argue that slavery was a "necessity" due to "evidence" (and I use that term VERY loosely) that Blacks were physiologically incapable of living on their own and needed to be led/instructed by others. Furthermore, while I may be uber-Caucasian (just a little bit darker than white bread), that in no way makes me better than or superior to anybody.

    • @tashuntka
      @tashuntka Місяць тому

      It leaves me speechless....

  • @thrill2020
    @thrill2020 7 місяців тому +2

    Thank you, Titus, being a Brown man from California i have friends cool like you of every color, i wish everybody did! you are a cool human being Brother. and we accept the heartfelt apology

  • @zebo3531
    @zebo3531 Рік тому +13

    as a black man this set kicked ass !!!been a fan since the Titus show in the 90 a by the way bombshell she's hot 🔥

  • @barbaralyons3978
    @barbaralyons3978 Рік тому +9

    I just found this guy Titus and he is SPOT ON with everything he says. His routines should be in every school.

  • @dennistate5953
    @dennistate5953 Рік тому +16

    You are a hero Mr. Titus. Thank you!

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 Рік тому +5

    Couple of years back I bought a terrific French milsurp rifle. It was absolutely pristine.
    It had never been fired. And it had only been dropped twice. 🤭

    • @spencertwoeightyz3383
      @spencertwoeightyz3383 5 місяців тому

      ive always heard it as dropped once.....but "twice"? i dont get it. the way i heard it was that it is dropped when the french surrender and throw their hands up.

    • @billcook7285
      @billcook7285 5 місяців тому

      @@spencertwoeightyz3383 yeah, it's a poor joke. Considering the French fought valiantly in both world wars. Nonetheless, two world wars, two French surrenders.
      And, they may not have surrendered in the first war, but they sure retreated a lot.
      I'm reminded of the American general who was told by the French general that they were in retreat. To which the American general said, "retreat hell! We just got here"!

    • @spencertwoeightyz3383
      @spencertwoeightyz3383 5 місяців тому +1

      @@billcook7285 thank you, now i got it, same rifle, dropped twice, 2 surrenders.

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 3 місяці тому

      As a C&R guy I suspect you're talking about the Mas 36. A very fine rifle, but, with no ammunition available, it got sidelined by the milsurp community.

  • @TalkingWithBob
    @TalkingWithBob Рік тому +20

    I wonder if Titus can time travel, if so how much would he laugh at past Titus for guessing the future.
    Especially when he gets to the and then trump becomes president part I bet that's when the real laughter starts

    • @Robert-00768
      @Robert-00768 Рік тому +1

      Where is the part about Trump?

    • @iainherridge6253
      @iainherridge6253 Рік тому

      Awe, I was here to forget about trumpy, now apologise whitey for orange!

    • @theodoreroberts3407
      @theodoreroberts3407 Рік тому +1

      Sorry, I can't laugh at Trump yet. It's too early.. I'm still crying...

  • @ChauntelleARussell
    @ChauntelleARussell Рік тому +1

    AMEN! I live in TX & I Agree!!

  • @nbmooselovers
    @nbmooselovers Рік тому +4

    This is "Awesome"!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! I just found this channel (subbed). What a great mind to think up all of this material, and then just have it flow seamlessly "Amazing talent. The Tucker Carlson video was "brilliant" also! This video should be shown in high schools. A different approach to the situation to make young people possibly think differently.😊👍

  • @nigelrogers8036
    @nigelrogers8036 Рік тому +2

    Any chance of coming to KC..?

  • @Timelord2001
    @Timelord2001 Рік тому +1

    Corrections. The French were our allies, without whom we'd likely still be vassals of England. And war did *not* end the Republican Great Depression. FDR's New Deal did. No shots fired. ... On the other hand, there are a lot of great points in this that do *not* need correction. So thumbs up for those...and oh yeah, *big* thumbs up for it being Hilarious! 👍👍🤣 And while I, personally, have nothing to apologize for -- as I grew up poor in a low-income, government subsidized neighborhood (a.k.a. "the projects") where *I* was the ethnic minority -- still, your point about our ethnic group, overall, *as* a group, is definitely well taken.

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive Рік тому

      And then we didn’t pay them back for their aid in the Revolution leading to their own revolution

  • @user-ne3qu5re3c
    @user-ne3qu5re3c Рік тому +3

    My brother!!! That is 🔥🔥🔥👍🫵🥹

  • @rebeccaperrigoue2490
    @rebeccaperrigoue2490 2 місяці тому

    I love ‘The Mask’ (yes Jim Carrey) reference of the French!! 🤣

  • @Thestray187
    @Thestray187 Рік тому +2

    I wish Titus would come to Connecticut for his tour. But maybe next year

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Рік тому

      He seems to have a fear of the East coast.

    • @Thestray187
      @Thestray187 Рік тому

      @@CNYKnifeNut he got two shows in new York. Not msg or anything but it's a state over. Maybe I'll get tix to go see him. I really want to see him live

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos Рік тому +2

    Hey, Titus; please come to Nassau County, Long Island, New York. There’s a few really good venues, and we have got an arena or two. Would love to see you live, at a venue; not just on my laptop. 😁😎👍🏽💙👍🏽 PS. You are still hilarious on my laptop. Love your podcast. My best to Bombshell Rae and the Highlander.

  • @brendannelson1288
    @brendannelson1288 Рік тому +14

    All of this is sooooo true😂

  • @GiselaBise
    @GiselaBise 2 місяці тому

    Watching from Lancaster Pennsylvania, USA and tell ur mum I also stash bills in a drawer, do a purge about once a year or when the drawer doesnt close anymore😊

  • @romanmartinez6458
    @romanmartinez6458 Рік тому

    So good! Thank you .

  • @theodoreroberts3407
    @theodoreroberts3407 Рік тому

    This is the truest, funniest bit I've seen in years. Titus, 👍
    Come on over for chicken an q anytime, dude! Someone write him a pass to the hood.

  • @cmayo5659
    @cmayo5659 Рік тому

    When did this first air?

  • @KaitouKaiju
    @KaitouKaiju Рік тому +5

    All the triggered snowflakes in the comments are hilarious

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma Рік тому +4

      Where? Right now there are only 35 comments and they all seem to have enjoyed the routine. Didn't see a single complaint.

    • @metalninetales
      @metalninetales Рік тому +2

      Titus doesn't go for the whole anti snowflake shin dig. He keeps it real.

  • @debramorgan3824
    @debramorgan3824 Рік тому

    You're awesome!!!

  • @Arkain7
    @Arkain7 Рік тому +1

    "Did you see how fast we got organized?" Shit.. look how fast MAGA got organized.

  • @IXthCircle
    @IXthCircle 10 місяців тому +1

    Titus understands the point exactly. Different cultures are beautiful, but skin color is bullshit when it comes to segregation. We all are so different but yet on the same course and it should all be loved and appreciated. Life is way too short to be a bigoted. We should love and appreciate everyone for our differences and similarities.
    I’M WHITEY, AND I APOLOGIZE

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 Рік тому +1

    Hahahaha 😆 😂 this was great!!

  • @joshuamoore4537
    @joshuamoore4537 Рік тому

    I have French in my heritage & even I think that my ancestors were too stubborn.

  • @Johnnytotal
    @Johnnytotal Місяць тому

    When was this, the 90’s Indians 🇮🇳
    😂

  • @lreyla
    @lreyla Рік тому

    Heads exploding everywhere! 😄

  • @anghusmorgenholz1060
    @anghusmorgenholz1060 Рік тому

    Someone pointed out that everyone loves fried chicken. It is really the only way I like chicken.

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 Рік тому +8

    Is it just me, or does that accent sound more French Canadian than French? ;-)

  • @jo-nation6692
    @jo-nation6692 Рік тому +1

    Kudos Brother Chris hats off to Your stand up
    all I can suggest...have been more than kind to Blacks...
    Have shared much of my time and generosity... been forgiving even after they robbed me of my Goods ...
    So Hats off to many...Also to my moral Upbringing to be Decent, Humble and Kind to Other Walks that don't look like me

  • @TinaEB-gb6ze
    @TinaEB-gb6ze 7 місяців тому

    Make American Safe Again! Americans is GREAT

  • @Nick-cs5yc
    @Nick-cs5yc 2 місяці тому

    There is no space!!

  • @deathybrs
    @deathybrs Рік тому

    Oh, god, that denouement... ReaLOL!

  • @davemi3213
    @davemi3213 Рік тому +1

    Wasn’t my bad I wasn’t alive

    • @lindaferrill1897
      @lindaferrill1897 Рік тому

      Thank you!!! I have been scrolling through comments waiting for someone, anyone to point out that yes slavery was a horrible thing, I don't really think there are many white people today that think there was nothing wrong with it, or that it was ok, but 158 years later I don't feel like I have to apologize for something I had nothing to do with, I wasn't alive back then and if I would have been, I would like to believe that I would not have supported it, the I would have fought against it. But if you voice that then you are labeled a racist.

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist1459
    @michaelmcdoesntexist1459 Рік тому

    Apologize accepted

  • @davidmicalizio824
    @davidmicalizio824 Рік тому +6

    😂

  • @FranciscoTChavez
    @FranciscoTChavez Рік тому

    No apology for the people of the former kingdom of Hawaii?

  • @kimberlyortman7862
    @kimberlyortman7862 8 днів тому

    ❤❤😂😂😂

  • @elram2649
    @elram2649 Рік тому +2

    🤣

  • @Nick-cs5yc
    @Nick-cs5yc 2 місяці тому

    I wonder how much he was paid to sell out??

    • @CassandraElkin
      @CassandraElkin 2 місяці тому

      You're joking, right? Please be joking,..

  • @FranciscoQuinonez-tb7wv
    @FranciscoQuinonez-tb7wv Місяць тому

    🤙🏽

  • @suicune2001
    @suicune2001 Рік тому

    LOL

  • @danagordon8871
    @danagordon8871 Рік тому

    Apology not accepted.

  • @seeingtheforest9529
    @seeingtheforest9529 Рік тому

    Yep, us Fine Caucasian types do _NOT_ have a good grade on the "Plays well with others" report card!

    • @Michael_the_Drunkard
      @Michael_the_Drunkard Рік тому +1

      Brown people weren't and still aren't inherently more peaceful. The FBI crime stats speaks for itself. It's just that Europeans were more advanced than many other civilizations, thus facilitating the enforcement of their claim to world domination.

    • @Michael_the_Drunkard
      @Michael_the_Drunkard Рік тому +1

      What comments like these reinforce is simply White guilt and self-hatred, proving once again that the left is for Whites a suicide cult. They don't get any benefits for being "allies" or rather defectors from their own race (White People who want to perpetuate their existence), instead they have to assume a servile role, groveling to brown people, so they don't get attacked by them.
      Simultaneously, they oppose their own kin in any way (politically, socially, ideologically, psychologically) to alleviate their guilt and using their own close blood relations to lure more confused White people down this self-destructive path.
      The goal is to rid White people (Europeans) ofd this earth by denying human dignity, rights and national self-determination based on their not racially unique "civilizational sins" viewed through a cultural marxist lens. Using that justification plus rapacious American foreign policy to settle millions of African and near-eastern migrants in native White lands.
      So tell me again White leftist, what does a White person get in exchange for joining the left?

  • @kirks386
    @kirks386 Рік тому +6

    Watch Thomas Sowell's video on slavery to learn the truth perhaps.

    • @eduardorodriguez1484
      @eduardorodriguez1484 Рік тому

      Libertarian views mixed sign conservatism? Fuk , just send us the link to the Hoover institute or heritage institute.. puh-lease .. what’s next? a dissertation on how the civil war was fought over state’s right. Stop trying to pretend you are wicked Smaht

    • @DustinAxelsen
      @DustinAxelsen Рік тому

      Oh, is there a good twist on it?

    • @karlajaeger2082
      @karlajaeger2082 Рік тому +3

      What truth? That slavery wasn't about race originally? That historically slaves were of all races, nationalities, and occasionally transcended class and wealth in ancient civilizations? That many people sold themselves into slavery to pay off debts? That slaves often came from conquering other tribes or nations? That most cultures practiced slavery? That africans sold other africans as slaves to whites? Congrats, you learned a fact that has nothing to do with the institution of American chattel slavery, which was based on race and has as much in common with roman or greek slavery as American football does with European football.

    • @andu1854
      @andu1854 Рік тому +1

      No thank you, I am sure he justified and other people had slaves and the south needed it and blah blah blah

    • @kellyhubler8464
      @kellyhubler8464 2 місяці тому

      Perhaps remember this is comedy.

  • @jeanesingsjazz
    @jeanesingsjazz Рік тому +4

    I hope Titus has not been reading Howard Zinn. Please remember that people of all colors creeds an ethnic cities have it one time been enslaved by someone else. I don’t know if he remembers but in the earlier 1900s when the potato famine hit Ireland many Irish came in to America as indentured servant‘s.

    • @karlajaeger2082
      @karlajaeger2082 Рік тому

      Name one white American slave owned by whites....don't worry, I'll wait.
      Edit: and sharecropping isn't slavery, it's feudalism.

    • @jlrc3991
      @jlrc3991 Рік тому +6

      Indentured servitude is two people entering into a contract, chattel slavery is not. Not diminishing plight of Irish but comparing it to that of the enslaved in the US is just wrong.

  • @c.c.kottkamp1150
    @c.c.kottkamp1150 Рік тому +5

    Apologize for what i'm not a democrate...

    • @bryanhill1406
      @bryanhill1406 Рік тому

      I know right, you are one of those fake Christian nazi magats that doesn't understand forgiveness.

    • @tommymcweedface229
      @tommymcweedface229 Рік тому

      Thanks, because our first rule is to know how to spell. Dumb*ss.

    • @dmartin5080
      @dmartin5080 Рік тому

      You also don't know how to spell.

    • @heatherwilley1285
      @heatherwilley1285 Рік тому

      I'm not either I'm an independent but I always vote my conscious.

    • @andu1854
      @andu1854 Рік тому

      You misspelled Democrat,

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 Рік тому

    I guess I'm a racist , but I'm not a hater. I believe there are differences in the races, but those differences do not make one race inherently better than another. Just kind of better at some things. Like, black people are generally better athletes. Asian people are good with math. Jewish people are good with money.
    And white Anglo-Saxon people of European descent, are generally better at taking other people's stuff.
    We call that "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION".
    It means taking other people's stuff. 🤭

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist1459
      @michaelmcdoesntexist1459 Рік тому +1

      That's not racism. It's just biology (black people being more atlethic), social context (asians being human calculators) and historical development (jews management of money). We can really treat each other as equals if we don't understand our differences first

    • @billcook7285
      @billcook7285 Рік тому +1

      @@michaelmcdoesntexist1459 I can remember when we used to laugh about each other's differences instead of at each other's differences . Doesn't seem to matter what spectrum people are on these days, they're just so easily offended.

    • @Michael_the_Drunkard
      @Michael_the_Drunkard Рік тому +1

      White people are more intelligent that all other races, except east Asians.

    • @billcook7285
      @billcook7285 Рік тому

      @@Michael_the_Drunkard 🤣😂😆 I got about 40 trailer parks in Arkansas that says you're wrong.

  • @faysitler1211
    @faysitler1211 Рік тому

    Funny s*** Titus yep, I'm whitey too. And yep I apologize. Sincerely, funny s*** though 🙏💙

  • @faysitler1211
    @faysitler1211 Рік тому

    Well all America was the strongest country until Trump f****** got in😮😢

  • @TheBerserker50
    @TheBerserker50 Рік тому +4

    Titus is lost.

  • @winfordemocracy
    @winfordemocracy 6 місяців тому

    Love Titus, but it's pronounced "Meh hee kah nose" phonetically. 🫀