Family Guy - Ford's Jew Flattening Machine!

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  • @-CARTHAGO-
    @-CARTHAGO- 3 роки тому +2101

    Ahhhh I miss playing Grand Theft Jew Flattening Machine Vice City.

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A Рік тому +56

      *Grand Theft Jew Flattening Machine Jew City.

    • @Pitviper2024
      @Pitviper2024 Рік тому +12

      I do that in gta 4 tbogt

    • @HbCAMM_CT
      @HbCAMM_CT Рік тому +13

      @@Pitviper2024 lmao, the funny thing is, gta 4 actually has tons of skins for the jewish people and you can actually meet them on the streets!

    • @shashwatsreenivasan4505
      @shashwatsreenivasan4505 Рік тому +6

      Lol GTJFM VI 2024???

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Рік тому +13

      Running over Rosenberg was the best part of the game.

  • @priestofronaldalt
    @priestofronaldalt 11 місяців тому +1625

    I love how he doesn't sound like he hates jews from the tone of his voice, he legitimately sounds like he thinks he made a super useful tool for everyday life.

    • @the21herald
      @the21herald 11 місяців тому +100

      didn't he

    • @Erverino
      @Erverino 11 місяців тому +148

      Sounds pretty useful to me

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 11 місяців тому +37

      The banality of cruelty

    • @exilemike
      @exilemike 11 місяців тому +55

      It is a useful tool for everyday life

    • @nandinoo
      @nandinoo 11 місяців тому +19

      well... he did

  • @BK-wf1rx
    @BK-wf1rx 3 роки тому +227

    In german they translate this in "human flattening machine". U know why

    • @conbro0985
      @conbro0985 2 роки тому +57

      Germans can’t take a joke though

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 2 роки тому +39

      @@conbro0985 German humor is no laughing matter

    • @c.odubhlaoich2948
      @c.odubhlaoich2948 2 роки тому +59

      Because Germany has been defanged and taken over by the very people they edited the joke for

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 2 роки тому

      @@c.odubhlaoich2948
      I take it that your an anti-Semite?

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 2 роки тому +5

      @@conbro0985
      Yea they can they are just not allowed to make anti-Semitic jokes or statementsS

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Рік тому +83

    Fun Actual Fact: Henry Ford's portrait was in Hitler's office, the only American with that "honor"

    • @bcdside
      @bcdside 11 місяців тому

      Correct! Ford was also awarded Germany’s Grand Cross of the Golden Eagle in 1938, and the Ford estate successfully sued the American government for bombing the company’s slave labor camps in Germany.

    • @shawnjohnson9763
      @shawnjohnson9763 11 місяців тому +13

      And Ford had a picture of Hitler.

    • @philipnestor5034
      @philipnestor5034 11 місяців тому +9

      Ford also got a medal from Hitler in the 1930’s. I wonder why the Ford family doesn’t display it at the Ford museum?😂

    • @davidseal8375
      @davidseal8375 10 місяців тому +10

      He ran a series of articles in the Dearborn journal called " the international jew"

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому +2

      And Dearborn now has one of the largest Arab American population in the country. The lack of Jews attracted them.

  • @thedragonsnortchannel2609
    @thedragonsnortchannel2609 11 місяців тому +17

    You could also use the Mona Lisa as a place matt! God!
    Now that's an understatement

    • @Kr0nicDragon
      @Kr0nicDragon 11 місяців тому +4

      Somewhere out there I bet you can buy Mona Lisa placemat’s

  • @captainbossman1016
    @captainbossman1016 11 місяців тому +7

    I miss the old versions of Werckfest when it was still called Next Jew Flattening Machine Game

  • @giantslug6969
    @giantslug6969 Рік тому +177

    My Ford F-250 is an exceptional jew flattening machine. The F stands for flattening.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Рік тому +35

      Don't you mean the Ford F-6,000,000?

    • @jujucrock14
      @jujucrock14 Рік тому +4

      ​@@CrizzyEyesu win

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 Рік тому +12

      So then the 250 means how many it can flatten a minute?

    • @PoweredByAudio
      @PoweredByAudio Рік тому +2

      @@zumis1011Yes. Henry himself tested it

    • @anthonybick9264
      @anthonybick9264 11 місяців тому +1

      Oh right cause all those people died. I get it. Edgy. Nice. Really.

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 4 місяці тому +3

    I bet Hamas wish they had a few thousand model T's right now... 😂

  • @hagakure64
    @hagakure64 10 місяців тому +4

    Daimler-Benz invented it earlier as "Climate-Activist Flattening Machine"

    • @Pdmc-vu5gj
      @Pdmc-vu5gj 9 місяців тому +1

      Maga flattening machine

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      ,” said the terrorist as he was flagged for promoting terrorism.

  • @kittenkommentries5796
    @kittenkommentries5796 11 місяців тому +5

    I’ll be honest.
    I only understood this joke after watching a history series on Henry Ford.

  • @TW-xg5uh
    @TW-xg5uh 9 місяців тому +4

    This must be how the ivy league presidents get around.

  • @dhaqabk4022
    @dhaqabk4022 11 місяців тому +3

    He wasn’t wrong. The international Jew is banned for good reason.

  • @jkk2940
    @jkk2940 3 роки тому +11

    John lim's favorite people

  • @mlgalcatraz9840
    @mlgalcatraz9840 Рік тому +4

    How Mercedes Benz was actually born

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 Рік тому +1

      no, Jewish people love Mercedes.
      because Mercedes Benz was named after a Jewish girl, Mercedes Jellinek.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Is that why the Lord refused to buy one for Janis Joplin?

  • @bradenwenzel7597
    @bradenwenzel7597 11 місяців тому +8

    Ford the official car of Hamas.

  • @paddyh8023
    @paddyh8023 Рік тому +4

    Hitler had a picture of Ford on his desk.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 Рік тому

      there are plenty of people all around the world who didn't like them.
      not just Hitler.

    • @alnaghashmn
      @alnaghashmn 11 місяців тому

      Picture of a honest man.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Is that what you call the man who violated the Molotov Ribbentrop pact?

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Рік тому +5

    For the unaware, Henry Ford was a very famous and very outspoken antisemite

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 місяців тому +1

      And?

    • @LiquidRane43
      @LiquidRane43 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Thunderchild-gz4gc What do you mean "And?", what more is there to say?

    • @sygos
      @sygos 11 місяців тому

      @@LiquidRane43 I was hoping he did some more cool things after that intro

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Another reason I support Israel.

  • @shandon360
    @shandon360 29 днів тому

    This joke is so underrated i love it. Same as the Thomas Edison skit i LOVE that one

  • @bricc9964
    @bricc9964 11 місяців тому +1

    Ah yes, the first “crowd killer”

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 5 місяців тому

    "Yeah, you could also use the Mona Lisa as a placemat!" Lmao

  • @NateDoss-e2l
    @NateDoss-e2l 11 місяців тому +3

    I’m buying a Ford…., I mean a flattening machine.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Most modern American trucks and SUVs are basically a step down from monster trucks anyways and they create huge blind spots on the side of the road that make driving dangerous for normal sized cars.

  • @noviranger88
    @noviranger88 Рік тому +11

    As a gearhead and a Jew I’m conflicted about this one.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 Рік тому +2

      there is nothing to be conflicted about.
      Just don't buy or drive Ford.
      on the other hand, Mercedes Benz are acceptable for Hebrews.

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 Рік тому

      Blame the Spanish they invited anti-semitism

    • @kuruptzZz
      @kuruptzZz Рік тому +4

      ​@@davidjacobs8558 Are volkswagens kosher though?

    • @deflategate1297
      @deflategate1297 Рік тому

      Why don’t u guys treat the palestines right guess u guys learned from Hitler very well. Always playing the victim card Jews aren’t the only people to suffer

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Рік тому

      Your people have always hated themselves. Just read Exodus.

  • @henriquebraga5266
    @henriquebraga5266 Місяць тому

    Ironically when the automobile was invented, the Mona Lisa wasnt the widely known and celebrated masterpiece it is today. It only gained worldwide attention from an attempted theft by an Italian robber in 1911.

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 11 місяців тому +5

    Hamas looking at paragliders and mopeds

  • @tobytawaqal3678
    @tobytawaqal3678 11 місяців тому +1

    Remember that Disney Pixar movie called "Jew Flattening Machines"?

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      I thought that was *The Happiest Millionaire* since that’s what John Davidson‘s character wanted to do with his time when he wasn’t banging Lesley Ann Warren.

  • @biggest23
    @biggest23 11 місяців тому +11

    Man, who knew that being a Ford guy would feel so righteous.

    • @EliasCohen881
      @EliasCohen881 10 місяців тому

      Ford is complete garbage. I had a Ford Mustang, sold it after a month because it drove like crap and bought a Dodge Challenger.

    • @biggest23
      @biggest23 10 місяців тому +2

      @@EliasCohen881 …."Cohen” Lol

    • @EliasCohen881
      @EliasCohen881 10 місяців тому

      @@biggest23 Useless human refuse Lol.

    • @biggest23
      @biggest23 10 місяців тому +1

      @@EliasCohen881 …..Yes, that is the proper translation for the name Cohen, I stand corrected.

    • @EliasCohen881
      @EliasCohen881 10 місяців тому

      @@biggest23 Yes, I was actually referring to you. Go check out the meaning of Cohen, you useless human refuse. After that, go drive your Ford (lol) into a tree. Blocked.

  • @nicholastaiariol2631
    @nicholastaiariol2631 11 місяців тому +2

    Henry Ford was Palestinian

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      If they ever start making cars in Israel, I will be the first in line to buy one.

  • @n25bast
    @n25bast 4 місяці тому +1

    Wow, accurate history!

  • @MagikGimp
    @MagikGimp 2 місяці тому

    Right you have. Sure thing, bub. Uh huh. No other intent here, no siree.

  • @qwertyplm13does51
    @qwertyplm13does51 11 місяців тому +14

    Mr. Ford was always my personal hero and even more now.

    • @air2091
      @air2091 10 місяців тому

      Wanna know how to join henry ford’s path?

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      You mean to Hell where he is burning right now?

  • @nobody-yk2hu
    @nobody-yk2hu Рік тому

    He does have a point when you really think about it I mean using something for an unintended purpose is weird who uses the Mona Lisa for that

  • @viniciusmagnoni6492
    @viniciusmagnoni6492 11 місяців тому +4

    I love how Americans think that Ford invented the car even though Karl Benz did it 20 years before.

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 11 місяців тому +2

      We don't? He invented the model T and made it mass produced via assembly lines model production
      I've never met a fellow American who believes that, get a better attack for us 😂

    • @stefansoder6903
      @stefansoder6903 11 місяців тому +2

      Never heard anyone think that. Everyone knows he was the first to produce a cheap car that average people could afford!

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 11 місяців тому +2

      We are literally taught in school that he used the assembly line to mass produce his car, that's it nowhere are we told he invented it

    • @bulldogsbob
      @bulldogsbob 10 місяців тому +2

      We don't think that.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      They don’t care, they’re just looking for an excuse to justify terrorism against Jews.

  • @benjaminnetanyhu
    @benjaminnetanyhu Рік тому +1

    Is that Cinderella in the back left?

  • @briangriffin8106
    @briangriffin8106 4 місяці тому +1

    Love it.

  • @JohnBiggs-d6f
    @JohnBiggs-d6f Рік тому +22

    Ford should have made a MUCH bigger one.

    • @tavenstrickert9658
      @tavenstrickert9658 Рік тому

      Ok Nazi

    • @jackuzi8252
      @jackuzi8252 Рік тому +2

      It took them a while, but they did. Have you seen an F-150 lately?

    • @JohnBiggs-d6f
      @JohnBiggs-d6f Рік тому

      @@jackuzi8252 I think you missed the point

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      IDF tanks need to get even bigger and bigger in order to liberate the entire Middle East and make it Jewish and Gay.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      The point is that he is grasping at straws to justify oppressor class terrorism for which Israel is justified in using military response to combat.

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 4 місяці тому +1

    Hey he's like Elon Musk except he was a good inventor

  • @uhhyeacoolman2786
    @uhhyeacoolman2786 Рік тому +6

    I use it as Ford intended

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому +1

      Leviticus 24:19-21 goes into overdrive based on that.

  • @donbrogan3158
    @donbrogan3158 3 роки тому +31

    I wonder if there is a Muslim flattening machine.

    • @soda1496
      @soda1496 3 роки тому +4

      Classic Biden supporter

    • @donbrogan3158
      @donbrogan3158 3 роки тому +13

      @@soda1496 Who is? Me? You're having a laugh.

    • @noblemann4898
      @noblemann4898 2 роки тому +2

      Let's see... How about the Jew, Muslims, blacks, aborigines, the 3,000 indigenous tribes of America, ship wrecking giant squids, ship swallowing whales, green Martians flattening machine?

    • @josephphilips6187
      @josephphilips6187 2 роки тому +5

      Airplane?

    • @mfsalatino
      @mfsalatino 2 роки тому +1

      @@soda1496 biden supporters are antisemites

  • @SillyGoose2024
    @SillyGoose2024 4 місяці тому

    Seth McFarlane voice is basically the same on every character not in the Griffin family plus glenn

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 11 місяців тому +1

    Yes, Henry Ford was really antisemitic, enough for the H-man to give him a highly coveted German medal.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      And Russia still won all three world wars deservedly.

  • @Arthirias
    @Arthirias 11 місяців тому

    ....wouldn't it look more like a steam roller? It's just that the joke doesn't hit well when it would look like a steam roller.

  • @flowrepins6663
    @flowrepins6663 11 місяців тому

    The intenational j flattening machine

  • @icarus_light
    @icarus_light 3 місяці тому

    Fun fact don't look for this video in Germany 😂

  • @RedStarRogue
    @RedStarRogue Рік тому +1

    So does Mel Gibson own any Fords or?

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      He’s about as trustworthy behind the wheel as that girl who played Pippi Longstocking in the 80s.

  • @shaneinkster4775
    @shaneinkster4775 Рік тому +1

    Eric Cartman would love that

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      PC principal will get a bigger one to fulfill Leviticus 24:19-21 with.

  • @westrim
    @westrim 11 місяців тому

    Barely anyone cared about the Mona Lisa at that time, it hadn't been stolen yet.

  • @AgentofLADON
    @AgentofLADON 2 роки тому +453

    History channel might want to check facts. Henry Ford didn't invent the Jew Flattener, he did develop the assembly line process that led to affordable, mass produced flatteners though.

    • @c.odubhlaoich2948
      @c.odubhlaoich2948 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah they already had weJ flatteners in Germany some years before this

    • @leomiha3996
      @leomiha3996 2 роки тому +11

      But henry did hate the jews right?

    • @zoomerjack5435
      @zoomerjack5435 2 роки тому

      Wrong. It was aliens.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight Рік тому +16

      @@leomiha3996 oh yeah. And labor unions. And ironically he gave us the whole two days off work every week

    • @danomyte67
      @danomyte67 11 місяців тому

      @@omegamanGXElike hell he was

  • @patoren3gou653
    @patoren3gou653 Рік тому +557

    I remember my little brother watching Disney•Pixar's Jew Flattening Machines constantly

    • @nInOwarrior0312
      @nInOwarrior0312 10 місяців тому +8

      I am speed

    • @TheProfessional15
      @TheProfessional15 9 місяців тому

      ​@@nInOwarrior0312KACHOW

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 8 місяців тому +6

      Walt Disney probably would make a movie like that…

    • @ZeroTooL88
      @ZeroTooL88 5 місяців тому +3

      K'chaulocost

    • @VictorGonzalez-xs9oc
      @VictorGonzalez-xs9oc 5 місяців тому

      There is no such thing as "Jewish flattening machine" in Disney Pixar.

  • @AnastasiaCooper
    @AnastasiaCooper 4 роки тому +5374

    I was wondering why I couldn't find the English version, then it hit me. In Germany it's called a "people flattening machine" ... I guess that joke was just too much

    • @martylynchian8628
      @martylynchian8628 3 роки тому +863

      That ruins the entire joke.

    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany 3 роки тому +425

      That's because people are so sensitive nowadays.. Which made everything suck..

    • @FuryXDMGS
      @FuryXDMGS 3 роки тому +281

      @@H.EL-Othemany now try to write it without whining

    • @izzykhach
      @izzykhach 3 роки тому +143

      So now they're killing humor...

    • @Hollows1997
      @Hollows1997 3 роки тому +414

      I genuinely feel sorry for Germans. It’s been 80 years for gods sake.

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 4 роки тому +961

    My uncle went to prison for grand theft jew flattening machine.

  • @depressedkermit5337
    @depressedkermit5337 Рік тому +410

    Kanye West: I’ll take your entire stock.

    • @bjehulk
      @bjehulk Рік тому +29

      Common Ye W

    • @shapiroshekelberg604
      @shapiroshekelberg604 9 місяців тому +1

      Kanye ended up backpedaling and kissed the ring and the ass of his masters. He’s back on their plantation again.

  • @dislikebutton6269
    @dislikebutton6269 Рік тому +2689

    Now I know why Germans love cars so much.

    • @jasonmalshan384
      @jasonmalshan384 Рік тому +133

      To be fair, Germans invented cars.

    • @sharkenjoyer
      @sharkenjoyer Рік тому +303

      @@jasonmalshan384 You mean jew flattening machines

    • @Tupadre97
      @Tupadre97 Рік тому +36

      Why did I read this a Jewmans 💀

    • @jasonmalshan384
      @jasonmalshan384 Рік тому +48

      @@sharkenjoyer Sorry, that's what I meant to say. Jew flattening machines.

    • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
      @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. Рік тому

      Everyone loves cars and, until recently, almost every country that hosted Jews kicked their elitist asses out. That you can sit there and assumedly think that traditional Germans and Antisemitism are somehow bad is a product of pro-Jewish modernist academia and wholly anomalous to what people with common sense who'd interacted with said Semites would take for granted from over two millennia ago to the 1930's. The only reason you feel that way is because you bought the 6,000,000 bullshit.

  • @ajstevens1652
    @ajstevens1652 11 місяців тому +607

    Back when Ford built products consumers wanted!

    • @imaouima
      @imaouima 10 місяців тому +5

      Did they actually hire decent engineers back then?

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 10 місяців тому +21

      @@imaouima Yeah, the Dodge Brothers.

    • @nottelling5929
      @nottelling5929 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@SergeantExtreme the dodge Brothers are why every large business sucks now, because of when they sued ford. That established every company's sole purpose was to make money for share holders, which made ford stop giving out things like constant bonuses and the like to his employees.

    • @Random_dud31
      @Random_dud31 4 місяці тому +1

      Unless you wanted a different color

  • @jacobb4795
    @jacobb4795 2 роки тому +221

    And it has a backseat so other people can watch the Jew get flattened. Genius

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому +8

      This is why they invented windows: to protect passengers from the flying blood and guts everywhere.

    • @keighlancoe5933
      @keighlancoe5933 6 місяців тому +6

      Fun for all the family

  • @jackplaysproductions131
    @jackplaysproductions131 2 роки тому +1031

    imagine taking this beautiful, grand, inspirational piece of art, and comparing it to the Mona Lisa.

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk Рік тому +688

    As a Ford Mustang owner, I am glad that we live in an equal opportunity society.

    • @robwhite3241
      @robwhite3241 Рік тому +13

      This comment is underrated

    • @LastResortRecordingSessions
      @LastResortRecordingSessions Рік тому +6

      Do you keep a picture of Hitler on your desk? Asking for a friend.

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk Рік тому +27

      @@LastResortRecordingSessions No. He did not believe in equality. Everyone regardless of race, ethnicity, religion, orientation, whatever has a right to be run over by a Ford Mustang.

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb Рік тому

      Boy if it was just a 100 years ago do you know what a guy like me could do to you and get away with? Youre so lucky, you better thank your stars bc I would if I could everyday of my life.

    • @noodle1665
      @noodle1665 Рік тому +1

      @@deadmeatjb And we to you!

  • @roriksteader
    @roriksteader 7 місяців тому +8

    Oy vey! My schmeckel is kvetching just watching this!

  • @CGJ7755
    @CGJ7755 4 місяці тому +5

    It didn’t work well enough because have you looked at the state of this planet and western civilization in general.

  • @zoibodyguard2033
    @zoibodyguard2033 2 роки тому +263

    Fun fact: Henry Ford and Adolf Hitler were friends, therefore making this somewhat accurate

    • @alwillk
      @alwillk 2 роки тому +69

      Not only that but does wrote a book called the international Jew.

    • @c.odubhlaoich2948
      @c.odubhlaoich2948 2 роки тому +1

      @@alwillk Factual book. Here is another factual quote by A H. Words within parenthesis within this quote are to be read backwards, just to prevent this from being deleted.
      "While the (stsinoiZ) try to make the rest of the world believe that the national consciousness of the (weJ) finds its satisfaction in the creation of a Palestinian state, the (sweJ) again slyly dupe the dumb (miyoG). It doesn't even enter their heads to build up a (hsiweJ) state in Palestine for the purpose of living there; all they want is a central organisation for their international world swindler, endowed with its own sovereign rights and removed from the intervention of other states: a haven for convicted scoundrels and a university for budding crooks.
      It is a sign of their rising confidence and sense of security that at a time when one section is still playing the German, French-man, or Englishman, the other with open effrontery comes out as the (hsiweJ) race.

    • @c.odubhlaoich2948
      @c.odubhlaoich2948 2 роки тому +33

      @@alwillk And if my comment is still there above, keep in mind, Ford and A H were both smart men. A H was known by people who were close to him, to spend most of his free time studying and reading. He was not just some internet shit poster type.

    • @billfarlo3366
      @billfarlo3366 2 роки тому +1

      @@c.odubhlaoich2948 If Hitler was so smart why did he put a bullet in his head?

    • @brunoqueiroz2759
      @brunoqueiroz2759 2 роки тому

      @@c.odubhlaoich2948 like you... a internet shit poster type like you...

  • @stephenbachman132
    @stephenbachman132 Рік тому +73

    Hahahaha 😅😂 his retort was well on point.

  • @keyera1378
    @keyera1378 4 місяці тому +8

    Too bad it's intended use didn't catch on.

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 Рік тому +44

    Instructions unclear , flattened a hispanic . Is my warrenty void?

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Рік тому +11

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 6 місяців тому +15

      Was it a hispanic jew?

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 6 місяців тому +9

      No, your repairs are covered or you can get a full refund because there was a class action suit. Apparently, Ford has to pay out because they didn't make it clear that it couldn't be used on other short, swarthy people who would chase a single coin through rush hour traffic if it rolled across the street.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому +3

      I heard these things were extremely popular in Spain under Franco.

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 6 місяців тому +6

      Stupid region locking.....

  • @kdaltex
    @kdaltex 11 місяців тому +97

    Hamas suddenly pumping up Ford's stock price

  • @_Morph1ne_
    @_Morph1ne_ 11 місяців тому +15

    I have been denying my vehicle it’s true purpose for too long.

  • @Terranallias18
    @Terranallias18 Рік тому +20

    That's not going to flatten shit, it's got to much ground clearance

    • @kaizerhall3138
      @kaizerhall3138 11 місяців тому +2

      Finally!!! Someone who actually brought that up.

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 12 днів тому

      It is a prototype okay!

  • @austinrobb7227
    @austinrobb7227 11 місяців тому +30

    The timing on this one is wild

  • @sakatschut
    @sakatschut Рік тому +95

    Fun fact Ford didn't invent the car. It was Carl Benz and he built the first automobile in Mannheim.

    • @hindolbhattacharya9715
      @hindolbhattacharya9715 11 місяців тому

      Ford is not credited for invention of car. He invented assembly line which made manufacturing efficient

    • @d.a.elliottjr.367
      @d.a.elliottjr.367 11 місяців тому +39

      If I remember correctly, what Ford invented was the way to mass produce cars.

    • @SevenCompleted
      @SevenCompleted 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@d.a.elliottjr.367yep it was the production line and he got the idea from slaughterhouses.

    • @FR4NKL1NCODMWII
      @FR4NKL1NCODMWII 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SevenCompletedItbwas assembly line

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 11 місяців тому +7

      @@FR4NKL1NCODMWII He watched the slaughterhouse backwards and realized he can assemble cars like you can assemble a cow.

  • @MrT8599
    @MrT8599 3 роки тому +149

    I'm not trying to be offensive here but I have a feeling that the guy who asked Ford if the "Jew Flattening Machine" could be used just as a mode of transportation was probably a Jew.

    • @jkk2940
      @jkk2940 3 роки тому +11

      This was a fail of a joke

    • @jeremyanderson1139
      @jeremyanderson1139 3 роки тому +37

      Rather interestingly, this joke is historically accurate since Henry Ford himself was an anti-semite, and he even supported the Nazis during World War II

    • @ElPikacupacabra
      @ElPikacupacabra 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeremyanderson1139 ... That doesn't make the joke accurate at all!

    • @Heatherder
      @Heatherder 2 роки тому

      @@jeremyanderson1139 he inspired the nazis with his articles on the International jew. How right he was.

    • @effigy42
      @effigy42 2 роки тому

      @@jeremyanderson1139 ford advertised how many acres your farm would need to be to run his car off grid by growing and boiling up ethanol and literally jewish bankers mandated the stop of making ethanol under the guise of banning alcohol semitism is an language from the middle east means nothing

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby Рік тому +186

    tbh this isn't far off from how wildly antis3m1t1c henry ford actually was.

    • @SpyroTheEternalNight
      @SpyroTheEternalNight Рік тому +19

      this. precisely this.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 Рік тому +56

      I mean Hitler apparently called him his favorite American

    • @harrywang4769
      @harrywang4769 Рік тому

      thats the joke you retarrd

    • @reecedeyoung6595
      @reecedeyoung6595 Рік тому +5

      ​@@BurgertubeFounderbro wtf, be better

    • @UrvekhDenoal
      @UrvekhDenoal Рік тому

      @@reecedeyoung6595 Shut up whitey, nobody cares what you mayos think.

  • @pantera9x
    @pantera9x 2 роки тому +13

    İ am renting now jew flattening machine. Wow time flies so fast

  • @JM-mh1pp
    @JM-mh1pp Рік тому +15

    All this years I have been using it incorrectly... it is like when I learned that in english you spell 40 as forty instead of much more logical fourty

    • @pjimmbojimmbo1990
      @pjimmbojimmbo1990 Рік тому +3

      Only in Yankee English, in Real English, it is Fourty

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 7 місяців тому +5

    No wonder there's no Ford's in Brooklyn or Israel

  • @zenkalt
    @zenkalt Рік тому +65

    I mean... It still accomplishes it's original purpose from time to time. The individuals are not necessarily of the aforementioned ethnicity though. But overall. it still functions as mentioned.

  • @piplee1439
    @piplee1439 Рік тому +22

    Did it have ashtrays ?

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme Рік тому

      It did! Rumor has it that a single Ford ashtray could hold as many as 5 Jews!

    • @kaizerhall3138
      @kaizerhall3138 11 місяців тому

      Please tell me you aren’t implying what I think you’re implying.

    • @DaRealBruner
      @DaRealBruner 4 місяці тому

      @@kaizerhall3138 _Oh indeed they are._

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 2 місяці тому

      Yep..... yep they are.....​@@kaizerhall3138

  • @dan8910100
    @dan8910100 4 місяці тому +5

    he tried to warn us

  • @Fireyninjadog
    @Fireyninjadog Рік тому +7

    Great buisness guy, yes. Decent human being, absolutely not

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme Рік тому +1

      You're technically right, but only because he was a phenomenal human being who was Chad enough to speak the truth.

    • @Fireyninjadog
      @Fireyninjadog 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SergeantExtreme?

    • @yommish
      @yommish 11 місяців тому +2

      @@SergeantExtremehow is 10th grade going?

    • @captainbossman1016
      @captainbossman1016 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@yommishHe's probably in the Hitler Youth

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      It’s going so well, he’s doing it a fourth time!

  • @jacobsnodgrass1888
    @jacobsnodgrass1888 Місяць тому +3

    I need one when I go to Israel

  • @andrewmathew3254
    @andrewmathew3254 Рік тому +17

    *BASED FORD*

  • @joshuaslone1638
    @joshuaslone1638 2 роки тому +8

    Driving a 6 speed standard transmission jew flattening machine is difficult lmao

    • @adamkeller4724
      @adamkeller4724 Рік тому

      It's really not but ok

    • @adamoneale4396
      @adamoneale4396 Рік тому

      No it isn't

    • @Georgieastra
      @Georgieastra 11 місяців тому

      It kinda is
      I have driven lots of six-speed standard transmission and I haven't flattened a single Jew🤔

  • @brownass2
    @brownass2 Рік тому +41

    Kanye is now part owner of Ford.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      You’re only calling him racist because he’s Black.

  • @InThaSwayne
    @InThaSwayne 4 місяці тому +9

    Based Henry Ford

    • @myrddinemrys6296
      @myrddinemrys6296 4 місяці тому +2

      are you dumb

    • @Chieffam15
      @Chieffam15 4 місяці тому +1

      How bro felt after that 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @762459
    @762459 2 роки тому +6

    I want to open a busienss one day. Jew Flattening Machine wash and detailing.

  • @alnaghashmn
    @alnaghashmn 11 місяців тому +2

    He should open a factory in Palestine where it’s most profitable.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Israel will invoke Leviticus 24:19-21 and shut it down.

  • @AmosTheTalented
    @AmosTheTalented 4 роки тому +47

    I wonder if Mel Brooks inspired this joke.

    • @anglobostonian
      @anglobostonian 4 роки тому +25

      That and the fact that Henry Ford was a RAGING Anti Semite.

    • @BigTiger_99
      @BigTiger_99 4 роки тому +8

      Do you mean that
      Or Mel Gibson

    • @PabloGonzalez-hv3td
      @PabloGonzalez-hv3td 4 роки тому +28

      Henry Ford himself inspired this

    • @henkvisser2377
      @henkvisser2377 Рік тому +4

      @@anglobostonian yeah if only he wasn't sued by them because he gave his workers higher wages he might have thought differently about them

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому +3

      @@anglobostonian so? Plenty of intelligent successful people were. Richard Wagner, Martin Luther, etc

  • @jamesmansbridge5330
    @jamesmansbridge5330 Рік тому +8

    Flatten them…😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
    @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. Рік тому +3

    I once saw a Ford F350 in a Home Depot parking lot with a custom bumper sticker that read, _"This Machine Flattens Jews with 25 Times the Horsepower."_ On the other side of the bumper, another read, _"Proud Future Martyr by Mossad!"_
    Man, I freaking love this nation...well, the parts not owned by AIPAC, at least. 😏

    • @ornament_of_throne12346
      @ornament_of_throne12346 11 місяців тому

      Lol, What surprises me is that muslim are blamed for most of anti semitism while the they probably didn't even contribute to 10% of it.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Then you don’t love this country at all.

    • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
      @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Attmay
      Only if you consider America to be an extension of Israel, which apparently you do, Jew.

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe Рік тому +16

    Suddenly Hilter founding Volkswagen makes sense

  • @nas84payne
    @nas84payne 10 місяців тому +7

    Argh, now you’re gonna have these pro-Israel simps tryna cancel Family Guy for this 😀

    • @air2091
      @air2091 10 місяців тому +6

      We can take jokes, I don’t know about you tho :)

    • @RollingThunder5880
      @RollingThunder5880 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@air2091
      😅😅
      That's why you cancel and censor people who speak out about you.

    • @air2091
      @air2091 8 місяців тому

      @@RollingThunder5880 “you”? I personally go out and censor people?

    • @ordinarynet6694
      @ordinarynet6694 8 місяців тому

      @@RollingThunder5880 You're making so many assumptions here, that all Pro-Israeli's are Jew's, that Jew's cant take joke's , That Israel supporters are "simps", that Israeli people censor anyone who speak out about them, Yet here you are speaking about Israeli people, most of the world supports Palestine and is not getting censored nowhere, I think you just outright dont like Jew's but you need a way to get that out there without saying you dont like Jew's lmao

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      It’s south barf and the shitsons that need to go first. This is the least decrepit of those three shows because it premiered last and it was effectively in a coma for three years while Adult Swim reran the first three seasons.

  • @MockOverdrive
    @MockOverdrive 3 місяці тому +2

    LITERALLY EVERY SUCCESSFUL NON-JEW IS DEPICTED AS ANTI-JEW IN THE WORLD OF FAMILY GUY... WHY IS THAT? 🤔

    • @anthony_depaz
      @anthony_depaz 2 місяці тому

      Name examples

    • @fixpontt
      @fixpontt Місяць тому +2

      @@anthony_depaz Walt Disney

    • @TheStraightGod
      @TheStraightGod Місяць тому +1

      Henry ford was also the anti jew guy got a medal of honor from the nazis, donated to the nazis

  • @MARKCRASTO
    @MARKCRASTO 11 місяців тому +3

    I wonder why the algorithm is bringing this up now

  • @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline
    @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline 11 місяців тому +2

    I wonder how much I could make selling these to Palestinians right now.

  • @JPJ432
    @JPJ432 11 місяців тому +46

    I love hour Family Guys creator gives us subtle hints about reality like this.

  • @newbeginning1510
    @newbeginning1510 11 місяців тому +18

    Ford was a true hero.

  • @9cross
    @9cross 7 місяців тому +2

    My jew flattening machine just got out of the shop!

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      Japan had a similar machine they used to flatten the Chinese and the Filipinos.

  • @robertaylor9218
    @robertaylor9218 4 місяці тому +6

    A lot of funny comments, but a surprising number of nazis showing up too.

  • @bmoney1803
    @bmoney1803 2 роки тому +39

    I could really use one of these recently moved from Queens to Middletown.

  • @stuff9680
    @stuff9680 10 місяців тому +18

    In the 1920s Ford was making record profits and Henry Ford wanted to give some of that money to the factory workers as bonuses but some of his shareholders, who were Jewish, sued him saying all excessive profits go to the shareholders and they won

    • @CyberCrusader27
      @CyberCrusader27 10 місяців тому +10

      His book is more and more relevant as the West is directed by the international Few.

    • @air2091
      @air2091 10 місяців тому

      @@CyberCrusader27how?

    • @air2091
      @air2091 10 місяців тому +1

      Ford blamed jews for absolutely everything, how can you justify that?

    • @RollingThunder5880
      @RollingThunder5880 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@air2091
      He was right.

    • @air2091
      @air2091 8 місяців тому

      @@RollingThunder5880 how??

  • @analothor
    @analothor 11 місяців тому +2

    Guess now we know why the roads are being closed off all the time 😂

  • @sonofsanto
    @sonofsanto 2 роки тому +27

    “Give me your entire stock!”

  • @kgm4556
    @kgm4556 11 місяців тому +9

    Lol I got a Hugo Boss ad before this HAHAHHAHA 😂

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 6 місяців тому

      The b-word will be abolished come the revolution.