Opie & Anthony - Car Crash Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @stevenw2028
    @stevenw2028 6 років тому +146

    Love ya Patrice. We miss you dearly.

    • @ryanvilleneuve9
      @ryanvilleneuve9 4 роки тому +10

      Steven W Every MothaFuckin Day Homie !!!

    • @TonyTeeHees
      @TonyTeeHees Рік тому +2

      Don’t miss him at all , very unfunny

    • @ronaldcatullus
      @ronaldcatullus 2 дні тому

      @@TonyTeeHeeshis politics and such are garbage but he himself is kinda funny. If not for his act, at least for his bumbling nature

  • @AM-257
    @AM-257 3 роки тому +98

    43:20 "I can't push buttons today so I'm completely useless" have to appreciate the rare moment of self awareness from Opie.

    • @thearm-chaircornerman4101
      @thearm-chaircornerman4101 3 роки тому +10

      Even when he said “I’m good a raising morale” Jimmy hesitates too quip back “ no your not your terrible.

    • @perseus9428
      @perseus9428 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣Indeed.

    • @jadedmastermind
      @jadedmastermind 2 роки тому

      43:17

    • @LivingBGLegend
      @LivingBGLegend Рік тому +2

      He would have been tolerable if not likable if he had a bit of humility

  • @2bizarre847
    @2bizarre847 4 роки тому +56

    37:57 "I feel like beating you with the closet after you come out of it" Patrice was the greatest

    • @GeorgieKid
      @GeorgieKid 2 роки тому +2

      He was the greatest but that joke totally sucked.
      You picked the worst one he said.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 4 роки тому +38

    20:00 and Jimmy Durante
    OMFG! Patrice you are sorely missed.
    I'm crying in my car from laughter and got a knock on the window from my supervisor to ask if I'm ok and I start laughing harder because all I can think is "Its cold out here" 😆

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba Рік тому +1

      Lolololol
      "It's cold out here"
      Not everyone is gonna get that one but that's a funny ass reference

    • @masterartform
      @masterartform Рік тому +1

      Yes, this fool said Jimmy Durante. LOL

  • @T_D_B_
    @T_D_B_ 3 роки тому +22

    Dudes Voss impression (72 mins in) is amazing. He is better than the real thing!

  • @NeedITDeathHeated
    @NeedITDeathHeated 5 років тому +17

    51:50 - "Uhhh.. Ugh, God I made it too wordy Jim!" Fucking love that bit, especially Norton trying to help him out.

  • @edwhite7078
    @edwhite7078 6 років тому +39

    At 49:55 you can hear Patrice stepping in for a fellow comic. The guy is choking to death. A good deed

  • @CSIGrissom
    @CSIGrissom 4 роки тому +16

    “What Natural Disaster did you Lose your Shoulders in?” -Patrice O’Neal
    &
    “Reesy Pieces” also Destroyed Me

  • @alexleyland
    @alexleyland 3 роки тому +8

    "I'm an ass guy, I'm a boob guy, whatever"- Adam really is the living A.J. Poopishitz

  • @leorickt.9604
    @leorickt.9604 4 роки тому +11

    The Vos impression is unbelievable

  • @spartanblueteam1286
    @spartanblueteam1286 6 років тому +8

    19:33, im dying 😭. That car crash sound effect gets me everytime.

    • @jadedmastermind
      @jadedmastermind 5 років тому +1

      spartan blue team Intern Adam: Where are you from?
      Girl: Texas
      Lil Jimmy: Only two things come from Texas!
      😂

  • @loadshooter83
    @loadshooter83 6 років тому +7

    The kazaa and limewire reference makes me feel so fucking old.

  • @Clemeaux_
    @Clemeaux_ 6 років тому +40

    Sir you do the work of god by posting these.

    • @mrman2632
      @mrman2632 3 роки тому

      I’m not sure you’re familiar with the kinda work god does 😂😉

  • @LSJR35
    @LSJR35 Місяць тому +1

    Opie is really good at reading people but is shocked when he finds out nobody likes him.

  • @briman2000
    @briman2000 3 роки тому +17

    Pro tip: don't listen to OnA with Patrice O'Neal while you're working out unless you want to laugh mid rep and have the bar fall on your chest

  • @Jarxia
    @Jarxia 3 роки тому +18

    This is like Kill Tony but with talented people

    • @TheeAccountable
      @TheeAccountable Рік тому +3

      And by talented people you mean the panel of judges of course

    • @f2bacon
      @f2bacon 3 місяці тому

      Yeah how Rogan does the hanging out and talking interviews, watp does jocltober, and kill Tony does car crash comedy

  • @BilltheButcher1855
    @BilltheButcher1855 2 роки тому +5

    1:12:00 Holy shit that is a great impression of Vos

  • @brutuslemus8310
    @brutuslemus8310 6 років тому +9

    Patrice is the best

  • @doomane
    @doomane 2 роки тому +6

    "You should prolly cheat"....understood

  • @evanparrafx
    @evanparrafx 6 років тому +24

    1:11:52 for some Vos gold!

  • @dereksteele291
    @dereksteele291 3 роки тому +3

    "the odds are good, but the goods are odd"...I thought that was pretty good!

  • @Andrew-ly6yf
    @Andrew-ly6yf 3 роки тому +1

    Angry Bob was the best😂 legit had me laughing to myself at work like a psycho

  • @chazzmccconnell2191
    @chazzmccconnell2191 6 років тому +10

    Oh my god I miss Patrice! What a fucking brilliant mind!

  • @Serote_Kaiba
    @Serote_Kaiba Рік тому +2

    "Go where? In the douchesphere?"
    Fucken Jimmy always has bangers

  • @colino5056
    @colino5056 3 роки тому +2

    Intern Adam and Simple Mike are like the same person lol

  • @mack4691
    @mack4691 4 роки тому +7

    Patrice would demolish a person before the first sentence finished coming out of their mouth

  • @bigfactsbroski
    @bigfactsbroski 5 років тому +10

    I wish I could repay patrice in some way for all the shit he gave me for free without ever meeting me or giving a shit about it

  • @Stacey_-bf2mb
    @Stacey_-bf2mb 2 роки тому +5

    10:32 I feel for him. We’re all from a generation where none of us were particularly religious, but we all watched internet porn. The teenage years were awkward/slash impossible when it came to girls, since all I’d want to do was the freak nasty shit I saw on pornhub, despite having ZERO communication skills

  • @RCTPatriot75
    @RCTPatriot75 2 роки тому +1

    "Do you see what's happening?!"

  • @craigtheschmeg3253
    @craigtheschmeg3253 6 років тому +3

    Jim Norton is a fucking riot but interestingly he doesn't come up when searching for comedians on Google.

  • @NeedITDeathHeated
    @NeedITDeathHeated 3 роки тому +1

    51:51 - Love Lil Jimmy coming in to save the day

  • @tedcrilly46
    @tedcrilly46 6 років тому +2

    Great episode.

  • @bobduato8995
    @bobduato8995 4 роки тому +5

    Angry bob was hilarious

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 4 роки тому +1

      Are you Angry Bob?

    • @bobduato8995
      @bobduato8995 4 роки тому +1

      @@Theycallmethek3 im just some impartial guy named bob, who thinks angry bob is the greatest comedian of his generation

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 2 роки тому

      @@bobduato8995 he got me. That delivery just got me 🤣

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 3 місяці тому

    Two of these crash comics are still working. One filmed a special while breastfeeding and another hosts the SDR podcast when big Jay is busy.

  • @Habe111
    @Habe111 3 роки тому +1

    PATRICE IS A LEGEND, RIP BIG BOY

  • @SirTootsAlot
    @SirTootsAlot 5 років тому +6

    Oh Kenny has one.... Didn't say it was a good one LOL

  • @luigim2730
    @luigim2730 2 роки тому +5

    “What’s funny? Does he have a freckle on his prick or sumptn?” Opie is literally Chip 14:00

  • @fellsway1423
    @fellsway1423 2 місяці тому

    Go bless you

  • @NG-cf7zh
    @NG-cf7zh 5 років тому +1

    This is making the hair on the back of my neck go up

  • @darrinmatthews3778
    @darrinmatthews3778 4 роки тому +8

    Jesse is a guys name too you guys. 10mins later

  • @aaroncotton555
    @aaroncotton555 4 роки тому +2

    1:00 Jeremy! Chief! Boss! Haas! Lol hilarious!

  • @an0m1c7
    @an0m1c7 8 місяців тому +1

    That first intern 100% needs his hard drive checked

  • @booradley6673
    @booradley6673 Рік тому

    That third standup about the dudeification of America was fuckin funny

  • @richarddutton1981
    @richarddutton1981 3 роки тому +6

    Bob DiBono is a better Vos than Vos 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 4 роки тому +1

    22:31 - 22:44
    I've never in my life audibly reacted with 'nigggggah' in a surprised way but shit. RIP Patrice.

  • @CommercialKarma
    @CommercialKarma 2 роки тому +3

    Fuck am I lame for genuinely laughing at the liquid soap guy? 😭😭

    • @Zachariah3D
      @Zachariah3D 2 роки тому +3

      No, I agree. I honestly found him to be the funniest one of all. They dropped the ball on this one. They were simping for the women comics and they stunk.

  • @_scions
    @_scions 3 роки тому +1

    It's not a good feeling anticipating how Opie's going to ruin this clip rather than just enjoying it for what it is. Now, I don't remember this bit, so I don't know if it happens, but that just ruins every clip just a little bit. I'm happy to hear it though, thanks.

  • @wellshu1381
    @wellshu1381 3 роки тому +1

    mad dog sounded like chris distefano

  • @LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST
    @LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST 6 років тому +7

    I actually laughed the most at Harry Arten. The one who got three straight zaps. His jokes were so bad and pathetically spoken. I die laughing every time from his part.

    • @BeerManMike
      @BeerManMike 6 років тому +7

      They fucked it up, he was great and they gave the girls a free pass, the first girl sucked.

  • @xxMrbojanqlezxx
    @xxMrbojanqlezxx 5 років тому +3

    3:31 one of the extemely rare good Opie lines...

  • @Theycallmethek3
    @Theycallmethek3 4 роки тому +5

    Damn i got burned by a pyramid scheme girl back in the day. Once she got my number she kept calling me after some bullshit pitch with her business partner for a year. Awful.

    • @GoodOlDaysAnon
      @GoodOlDaysAnon 3 роки тому

      Why didn’t you just block her number or change yours?

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 3 роки тому

      @@GoodOlDaysAnon at the time i didnt know i could block numbers and ive had the same number for years

  • @edtoo8719
    @edtoo8719 2 роки тому +1

    29:18 they nailed who I am🤨

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor438 4 роки тому +1

    That guy is like intern David

  • @Wembylution
    @Wembylution 3 роки тому

    This guy is an alien.
    He kinda gets some things.
    Just has the most awkward timing.

  • @MIXTAB1
    @MIXTAB1 4 роки тому +2

    CHUMS!!!!!!!
    Dead

  • @westwood4057
    @westwood4057 6 років тому +7

    Chris was really funny. 1:01:50

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 4 роки тому +2

      Youre only saying that because patrice laughed

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 2 роки тому +1

      @@leorickt.9604 I don't know ... I kinda think I laughed for her reason but then again the dudes delivery sounds like a proto Dane Cook, which cracks me up. It's like he's doing a character and I'm into it.

  • @ultimodragon647
    @ultimodragon647 5 років тому +10

    43:25

  • @spaceforcevet985
    @spaceforcevet985 5 років тому +1

    Billion dollar contract dude billion dollar contract

  • @EarthdogGFX
    @EarthdogGFX 5 років тому +10

    So redban stole this concept for the
    kill Tony podcast but this is waay better

    • @Sorrysosorry777
      @Sorrysosorry777 4 роки тому

      I've been saying this! But I thought it was Tony

  • @russellmcafee9412
    @russellmcafee9412 6 років тому +3

    42 car pile-up

  • @CyborgMaid
    @CyborgMaid 6 років тому +16

    I hate how they all have the exact same phony confidence delivery.

  • @alfcarjackstheclown7849
    @alfcarjackstheclown7849 5 років тому +6

    Jimmy trying to speak like Collin

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 роки тому +2

      Porsalin ruined a couple things for me.
      Now I can never unhear that, and I can also never hear Sam without knowing precisely how awful he was

  • @civildissension
    @civildissension 5 років тому +6

    22:25

  • @MrAce607
    @MrAce607 2 роки тому +1

    I'd like to know if there's one that ever tells what's up with Bobo after the "cancer episode" I call it where they found out Bobo wasn't doing good but I haven't found the one after.

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 роки тому

      Well he was on Chip and other stuff long after that so pretty sure he’s good

  • @marine76a
    @marine76a 3 роки тому

    When he said "crosswords," it must have been an act.

  • @zacharykaiser5910
    @zacharykaiser5910 4 роки тому +1

    Opie for some odd reason loved comparing people to people. Of course there was the obsession with Fez. But the “he’s got a little Adam Sandler in him” or “(Derosa)’s got some Bill Hicks to him” or “(Rick Shapiro)‘s got some George Carlin to him these days.”

  • @drnitrousjaw3400
    @drnitrousjaw3400 6 років тому +3

    1:03:17 Harry Arton 3x Car Crashes

    • @LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST
      @LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST 6 років тому +2

      That was the best part of the show. He was so defeated as he said the jokes LMAO

    • @Zachariah3D
      @Zachariah3D 2 роки тому +2

      I honestly felt like his jokes were the best.. I was genuinely surprised about the 3 rapid crashes. The liquid soap joke was really funny.

    • @OrphansCorpse
      @OrphansCorpse Рік тому

      His jokes were straight from a joke book. Not funny at all.

  • @juliusfontaine3780
    @juliusfontaine3780 3 роки тому +4

    Comedy is definitely not a female gene

  • @UngovernableDouche
    @UngovernableDouche 2 роки тому

    Than is pretty damn funny

  • @AlastorDarkAngel
    @AlastorDarkAngel 2 роки тому

    He completely gave up on himself

  • @GG-qj2rh
    @GG-qj2rh Рік тому

    1:03:25 I actually that that was mike vecchione

  • @tedcrilly46
    @tedcrilly46 6 років тому +1

    hows stuff today. urrrrrghhhhh Jesus.

  • @Monsteretrope
    @Monsteretrope 6 років тому

    This was so painful to listen to.....the whole fucking thing xD

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 24 дні тому

    1:07:06 she got ant😂😂

  • @somegeezer6439
    @somegeezer6439 3 роки тому +1

    1:18:20

  • @ignacioguzman1128
    @ignacioguzman1128 Рік тому

    1:00:42 LOL

  • @blakelip3
    @blakelip3 3 роки тому

    You probably should cheat lol

  • @spitmouth4032
    @spitmouth4032 5 років тому +1

    1:00;50. he must of just watched dane cook....theif

  • @Theycallmethek3
    @Theycallmethek3 4 роки тому +1

    Fuck these comics are horrendous

  • @jasonsmith4404
    @jasonsmith4404 3 роки тому

    Am i the only one who kindve agrees with the sexually inept guy? Ive had a lot of sex, and most of the time i would rather do it myself. I would say its because im old, but these guys are older than me. Probably has a lot to do with testosterone levels

    • @TheJimmyplant
      @TheJimmyplant Рік тому

      that's not normal at all. Def lower test issue. I have high test and I love sex so much. jerking off is great too but i love women

  • @jakemortinson3310
    @jakemortinson3310 3 роки тому

    Not to be this guy, but at the time of this radio recording there were only 12 Zelda games out unless you count 4 swords(no respecting fan does) and even then there were still only 13... Bullshit called

  • @Dsmurf2201
    @Dsmurf2201 4 роки тому

    Worst interviewers of all time

  • @billybadass7718
    @billybadass7718 3 роки тому

    Bob de Bono stinks

  • @AlphaNumeric123
    @AlphaNumeric123 Рік тому

    49:02 is the start of car crash comedy

  • @user-nw8qr1bl7s
    @user-nw8qr1bl7s 3 роки тому

    1:11:55