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A lot of colins roasts sound like he's petering out mid sentence but he ends up saving it. His "last minute gift at a beijing airport" line sounds the same.
"You really do look like an unfinished clone" and "He looks like he should be eaten his way out of an apple" had me rolling. Gotta give it to Bobby for that.
I’ve been trying to find this one clip where Bobby was complaining that he had to go up to the next floor to use the bathroom and Vos immediately said “don’t worry there’s a freight elevator” Best Bob smash ever
***** Great line. But Patrice just borrowed the old joke that "cats are liquid cause they take the shape of the container you pour them into" and replaced 'cats' with 'Norton'. Still hilarious none the less. Miss that big lug.
Except when Ben bailey said he looked like a washed up sea turtle that crawled out of his shell. Or when Patrice said Norton is like any container you put him in. There's others
How does Colin do it? No matter how many different nationalities he describes Bobby as, from opposite sides of the world even, he absolutely looks like them. I don't know how he looks like a Turk, Nepalese, Hispanic etc but he does :D
Socrates Anthony and Bobby both look like they could be from a lot of different parts of the world. If Anthony said he was half Moroccan on his dad's side, I'd probably believe him.
Bobby has an inherent third world-ness ‘cause you can’t tell if his eyes are supposed to be slanted that way genetically or if they’ve just fatted over.
It really does. I love when he's just over it and he's like "yeah I'm fat as fuck, whales, planets, we get it" but he's obviously just leaning into the jokes. His pretend/legitimate anger on chip chipperson podcasts is one of my favorite things. That live event where he's basically in tears apologizing to everyone "I didn't know it would turn into this guy's, I'm so sorry"
Bawbby seems like a mensch. He is pretty funny, too, in my view. I like how he rolls with things but can be pretty brutal just as well. Always fun going back in time with this crew.
The best Blob Kelly bashing came from one of the best episodes of impromptu roasting cause it was a Nopie. The one where Vos came on to explain his condo fire story. When they're all bashing eachother and Bob made some random screeching noise and just as the room goes silent Vos goes "that means he's hungry" Then same episode Bob spits water out of his mouth and either Norton or Vos goes "He's coming up for air!"
opie got so jealous of jimmy’s awful ironic “cat noise wednesday” thing that he dedicated the proceeding 20 minutes to his own awful bits (complete with awful callers) while the studio sat in SILENCE
But looking back now, it seems that the boys needed each other to be consistently great. I’d take listening to Gregg again in a second if we could have O&A back now.
The back to back of him being the only one laughing during that midget "bit" of his while everyone sat there silently to then that awful laugh nearly broke me. This might be one of the worst episodes legitimately despite having Colin and Bob
@@babaali5579 he is the most frustrating person on the planet. i would rather give two of my daughters to uncle paul for the weekend than listen to 5 minutes of opie
+CM Novian I am complaining he takes too many phone calls, so i must be mad he didn't take mine.. the logic fits!! so you like him taking phone calls when his co-hosts openly said they hate when he does that?
CM Novian Opie is doing nothing right I listen DESPITE him, jimmy is that good. fuck off ill complain whenever i want opie is a constant source of embarrassment.
i never found Bobby funny, on Colin or Jimmy level funny, but that "Jim looks like he should be eating his way out of an apple" line must be one of the best lines ever told on the show. just because its so accurate not only if you look on Jimmy, but also if you know what a worm Jimmy is as a human being. :| aaahahaha, what a fucking worm.
Colin was on fire this episode. Very under rated comedian, a shame he missed out on this last decades comedy boom, agewise. He has more talent in his thin lips than 90% of netflix specials
Its crazy how many hours upon hours of OnA there is on the internet.. All of the stories, news, events and fun that went through those offices and airways.. All lost to time eventually, these small bits of radio slowly sliding into the void..
Yes 😂😂 surprised I don’t see it more often as a favorite in comments. I always listen to that and think to myself how I’d never come up w something that good in a snap
Yimmy- "Her feet were cutoff"
Colin- "lend her 2 of yours, caterpillar" 😂😂😂😂😂
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“As soon as his knee heals... he’s scheduled to be slaughtered by a Cambodian village, ritually.” 😂 fucking Colin is the 🐐
It sounded like he was going to bomb there and defused it at the last second.
@1x0xwell technically it's a movie reference 🤷♂️
A lot of colins roasts sound like he's petering out mid sentence but he ends up saving it.
His "last minute gift at a beijing airport" line sounds the same.
@@bigmoose99 that's his style of delivery
@@leticiagallegos7463 that’s my style too and it rarely works out for me.
Norton looks like a 17 yr old rebellious teenager who was raised by his two dads Opie and Anthony
You're a piece of shit Flash3r
@@buhshmuh screw you and flasher
Dom Magaro Douche
😅😅😅😅😅
Gregg as a male? Have you listened to this woman over the years?
"You really do look like an unfinished clone" and "He looks like he should be eaten his way out of an apple" had me rolling. Gotta give it to Bobby for that.
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I must be retarded, I had my screen on while walking to work
You really do have to give him credit. It's one of his like 5 funny lines ever.
"Do you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul? No. So don't do it here." fucking colin!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
"Tibetan lesbian on couch" LMAO
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Ahahaha he made fun of you again......
SILENCE
@@NothingToPointOut24 Opie stood all over Colin's joke. Ruining things as usual.
Oh shit I read the comment as Colin said it
God damn the callers destroy the flow.
In the studio: uproarious laughter, everyone killing
Opie: let’s go to Ralph in Secaucus
I hate him dude
@@philmehrart yup thats about as much talent that douche can muster ...that and spamming a soundboard.
Why did he do that he fucking kills the vibe every time
Fortunately, we don't have to worry about Opie ruining bits anymore.
@@Ebolacrash his soundboard antics hurt Homer Simpson’s standing in the my mind.
I’ve been trying to find this one clip where Bobby was complaining that he had to go up to the next floor to use the bathroom and Vos immediately said “don’t worry there’s a freight elevator”
Best Bob smash ever
I gotta hear that one
@@TheTristianNetworksame, Vos is fucking brutal.
“You look like an unfinished clone.”
“Shut up you larvae.”
“You look like you should be eating your way out of an apple.”
😂
I love how Opie covers up his bad ideas by calling them 'bits'.
thats the bit, tho.
Stuart Ashenbrenner That old gag.
it's maddening when he says the word 'bit' because it implies he's a comedin
That hacky radio stuff, we don't do that STUFFFFFF! EROCK EAT THAT MAYONAISE TILL YOU VOMIT HEHEHEHEHEHEHE FUNNY
Bitter Colin Quinn! I’m trying to start a bit!
"Unfinished clone" is the best Norton smash I've ever heard.
Jimatazoa, referring to jim being Protozoa I.e sperm was the best IMO.
***** Great line. But Patrice just borrowed the old joke that "cats are liquid cause they take the shape of the container you pour them into" and replaced 'cats' with 'Norton'. Still hilarious none the less. Miss that big lug.
***** Beat me to it by a month. Damn.
Anthony De La Cruz yeah that one was pretty damn funny
Except when Ben bailey said he looked like a washed up sea turtle that crawled out of his shell. Or when Patrice said Norton is like any container you put him in. There's others
12:26 "As soon as it heals he's scheduled to be slaughtered...by a Cambodian village ritually." My favorite Colin line!
James “Larva” Norton
@John Smith lmfao
John Smith - he also scored with "Jim really looks like an unfinished clone"
'U wanna live the American life and you're not fit for it'. 1 OF COLINS BEST LINES
How does Colin do it? No matter how many different nationalities he describes Bobby as, from opposite sides of the world even, he absolutely looks like them. I don't know how he looks like a Turk, Nepalese, Hispanic etc but he does :D
Also called Anthony a "Corsican pimp," and Ant and Vos a pair of "dumb Yemeni cousins." The man is always spot on.
Socrates Anthony and Bobby both look like they could be from a lot of different parts of the world. If Anthony said he was half Moroccan on his dad's side, I'd probably believe him.
Thanks ,it`s like i did`nt hear him say it,kip
@@MixtupBurger don't forget a back alley Tunisian knife fighter. Colin is Great!!!
Bobby has an inherent third world-ness ‘cause you can’t tell if his eyes are supposed to be slanted that way genetically or if they’ve just fatted over.
Then Colin with "Iranian Kevin James" to Bobby. This show is shaping up pretty good so far.
Bobby looks like one of those generic baby dolls you'd find at a dollar store. Love ya, Bawby.
"You want to live the American Dream but you're not fit for it" makes me belly laugh every single time. Colin is a national treasure.
Colin's delivery is so harsh and hilarious.
Colin Quinn is one of the funniest men to walk to earth. The slams in the first 5 minutes alone are amazing
I agree , so many years later 😂😂😂😂😂
Walk TO earth ? 🤣🤣🤣 You people can't even master the one language you're born into !!
'You look like you should be whipping huskies on a sled right now' Hahaha Colin Quinn has the greatest insults
2:37 ''can you curse when you're selling rugs to tourists in istanbul'' Holy shit i fucking love Colin, what a guy.
Bob Kelly is one of the most self-effacing guys alive. It makes him such an easy guy to like.
It really does. I love when he's just over it and he's like "yeah I'm fat as fuck, whales, planets, we get it" but he's obviously just leaning into the jokes. His pretend/legitimate anger on chip chipperson podcasts is one of my favorite things. That live event where he's basically in tears apologizing to everyone "I didn't know it would turn into this guy's, I'm so sorry"
Bawbby seems like a mensch. He is pretty funny, too, in my view. I like how he rolls with things but can be pretty brutal just as well. Always fun going back in time with this crew.
@@edwarddubois7046 "I like how he rolls with things .."
With his shape, he has no other option .
@1x0xshut up
The best Blob Kelly bashing came from one of the best episodes of impromptu
roasting cause it was a Nopie. The one where Vos came on to explain his condo fire story. When they're all bashing eachother and Bob made some random screeching noise and just as the room goes silent Vos goes "that means he's hungry"
Then same episode Bob spits water out of his mouth and either Norton or Vos goes "He's coming up for air!"
"Enough with the buttons!" You tell him bob!
Remember, there are no mistakes, only "trying to do a bit".
Nicholas MacDonald I know right that Opie what a goose!!
That Opie and his bits.
julianrokl wait til they go "viral."
julianrokl what a goose right
Oh Hi Mark They do have about 100,000 hits now, don’t you know?
He's been doin it since he was 18!! DA KING!!
@@WaRLoKWYATT he's the MASTER!
YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE!!
BrendanOC DUUUUUUUDE!!
cmon duuuUUUUUUDE!!!
Hold my hand dude
Kurt Sorenson Bing Boom Duuuuuuuuuude
opie is awful
I love Bob's laugh 😂
Sounds like a cute toddler
yup
More like a fat toddler. You know what this melting budha candle joined recently to get "himself back in the game"? Whale watch
Colin looks like powdered toast man in that picture
I was thinking Irish Van Gogh
Look up a journalist called George Webb, he looks like PTM.
Duuuuude! I don't care that this comment is 7 years old, that is dead on!
opie got so jealous of jimmy’s awful ironic “cat noise wednesday” thing that he dedicated the proceeding 20 minutes to his own awful bits (complete with awful callers) while the studio sat in SILENCE
He really was the worst.
Every wall he turned to he was faced with his own incompetence
"Why dont you lend her 2 of yours, caterpillar"
That over the top laugh at 1:00:31 is why Opie was the tumor of the show.
But looking back now, it seems that the boys needed each other to be consistently great. I’d take listening to Gregg again in a second if we could have O&A back now.
The back to back of him being the only one laughing during that midget "bit" of his while everyone sat there silently to then that awful laugh nearly broke me. This might be one of the worst episodes legitimately despite having Colin and Bob
I'm gonna miss Colin when he's gone. Probably my favorite of all time.
I hope he goes out on a kill-crazy rampage haha just kidding.
I know right, RIP Colin.
"He was in a pot with a pith helmet on" I swear to god Colin is the funniest man on earth
16:15 Bobby and Colin are crushing. Opie: Let's go to break and regroup. ??????
In his defense, it’s back when they were still on regular radio on KROK. So they probably had to have a commercial break every hour
that bobby picture is hysterical
Michele Neri duuuuuuude
0:26 Tibetan lesbian on couch. Laughing my ass off at that. Poor Bawby.
"The only expect one of me a day."
Some rare self-awareness from Opie.
The fact he has to comment whenever he doesn’t bomb is infuriating though
The self-centerdness of pointing it out
@@sebm3029 I've never heard him land a joke and not ruin it the next second.
@@babaali5579 he is the most frustrating person on the planet. i would rather give two of my daughters to uncle paul for the weekend than listen to 5 minutes of opie
He reused the “singing opera” one twice
20 mins of phone call taking... opie is the best right guys?
CM Novian You need to look up what smug means.
+CM Novian I am complaining he takes too many phone calls, so i must be mad he didn't take mine.. the logic fits!! so you like him taking phone calls when his co-hosts openly said they hate when he does that?
CM Novian only opie is a millionaire he makes 3 million a year and jim makes well less than a million. who do you listen to the show for?
CM Novian Opie is doing nothing right I listen DESPITE him, jimmy is that good. fuck off ill complain whenever i want opie is a constant source of embarrassment.
+CM Novian ive never seen anyone get this mad
"selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul" LOL
You can tell that the amazingly funny "but what happened" bit was an Opie creation.
Jimmy: Why's everyone beating up on Bob?
Colin: Yeah, leave him alone😂😂🤣🤣
I remember years ago when slimmed down Bob said "i think I have 2 fats left in me"....he's had 1 fat left in him for years now.
21:00 one of all time favorite moments. Colin explaining his bitterness. Makes me laugh every time, because I can understand it completely.
Looks like he has eaten his way out of a apple... WTF!
Who else is that quick? These days were amazing!
“ whys everybody beating up on Bob?” “yea leave him alone” -said by the meanest people in the room
"Hilarious stuff but they're DUMPENING out." Amazing this guy talked for a living.
This is one of the great radio segments in the history of radio!
The timing of "sit on my chest, fatso" is so funny. 45:07
I love Bob Kelly but I really love when he pukes
29:12 Louis CK was so right about Bob Kelly loving fat consonants. "sssssTAH Wars?!"
At least one person here appreciated Ant's Jek Porkins reference.
Bob kelly looks like lord Varys body double.
Bob Kelly looks like he ate Varys
He's probably hung like him too.
"The big fish come and go, but I keep swimming. And siphoning krill."
Every single female caller in the history of this show has been awful. Why even take the call? That shit went on forever...
99.9 percent of callers of this show has been awful...
+Alexandr Wats ikr, anyone who calls a radio show is probably a sad human being.
Well, there was this girl from New Orleans who called to tell of the time when Doug Stanhope fisted her. But yeah, they are generally awful.
jrreogreugerugregreger I'd say the chick that called in and took a dump on air was funny.
Because Opie has to not feel such like a speck of nothingness.
i never found Bobby funny, on Colin or Jimmy level funny, but that "Jim looks like he should be eating his way out of an apple" line must be one of the best lines ever told on the show. just because its so accurate not only if you look on Jimmy, but also if you know what a worm Jimmy is as a human being. :| aaahahaha, what a fucking worm.
Bob calling Vos a blind dog because his gray hair was probably my favorite line from OnA
Colin was on fire this episode. Very under rated comedian, a shame he missed out on this last decades comedy boom, agewise. He has more talent in his thin lips than 90% of netflix specials
Opie "what I swung and missed" yeah daily occurrence there ope....what a goose that Opie
"You look like an unfinished clone" LMAO
Jimmy looks like an unfinished clone HAHAHAHA
No one does the every man and charming class act like Colin does.
2.20.44, absolute killer from colin right at the death, "i don't want to break bread with you this evening" genius
😂
Its crazy how many hours upon hours of OnA there is on the internet.. All of the stories, news, events and fun that went through those offices and airways.. All lost to time eventually, these small bits of radio slowly sliding into the void..
CJ Ware cheer up dude. at least the aliens will have something good to listen to as they come here to subjugate the planet
CJ Ware every cloud..
matthew denofa I like what you wrote. Is it from somewhere or your words? Good shit👍🏽
"You know what i love about this? Is how Colin's got your number bobby. He has got your number" ughhh Opie is so cringey.
Anthonys “wobbly” comment shoulda got a bigger reaction
1:30:31 Colin's "Smoke signals?" got nothing but is pretty funny.
Hey Victor. What about your dad, Victor?
Jimmy chuckled a tiny bit, it was hilarious
First half an hour of this is some of the funniest shit of all time
Opie, you ignored a bob Kelly plug for some uninteresting broad...
Oh that's right, you know how to do radio.
Ugh
26:10 Bobby speaks on behalf of all of us.
Good ol take a phone call Opie Hughes
Colin reminds me of Powdered Toast Man from Ren and Stimpy in that picture.
I'd cling tenaciously to his buttocks. Who wouldn't? He saved the pope Frank Zappa from Muddy Mudskipper!
Its the nose and lips.
Colin is the greatest, I don't care what anyone says.
Jimmy's credit card company line is fucking amazing 0:03:38
Yes 😂😂 surprised I don’t see it more often as a favorite in comments. I always listen to that and think to myself how I’d never come up w something that good in a snap
30 seconds annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd opies ruins it, thanks for the upload :)
Colin is the king of roasting people for their bodily features
Opie literally thinks everything is a bit " oh hey that question is a bit ,oh hey me burping in the microphone is a bit . It's got legs !"
Colin cured my cancer, Opie brought it back...
I love how Norton makes a shitty meow day to make the theme days look stupid, and the callers all get on board.
If Bob Kelly were in Marvel comic books, he'd be Kingpin's out-of-shape younger brother.
In the DC Universe, he's Lex Loser. Double guns.
Opie just wouldn't give up on the spanking thing, would he. And it was crashing and burning worse than the Hindenburg.
58:45 I like when Peter sneaks in a cat noise
"Bobby should be whipping husky's on a sled somewhere"
26:45 holy fuuuuuuck I love Colin
26:24 LOL cant belive i recognized the sound of Mira Craig stage diving into 4 people
It's such a great sound.
_Oughhhh_
The Hillary duff Akon joke is insane 😂😂
Whipping huskies on a sled lmao
''Cut that part out'' Opie a la Chip at end!
that fucking hot dog is KILLING me,LMAO
"I felt like I was in a pot with a pith helmet on..." LMAO So sad the show is gone.
11 years ago. fucking hell.
13 years ago. fucking hell.
Is this peak Greggshells?
Bobby looks like He starred in the island of dr Moreau.
As the island.
Go to 1:08:50 to skip the moronic "aNd ThEn WhAt HaPpEnEd?!" bit.
Bob looks like Judge Holden after retirement.
"Bob nude looks like a fat vanessa manillo " lolll
“Celebrate good times?” Opie is such a dolt.
They drag on that bit with the chick on the phone for WAYYYYY too long. Definitely an Opie bit.
What happened?
All this is one of the better episodes it’s in the double digits the amount of time the opster interrupt and derails the fucking conversation
2:40 this insult hit me hard can't stop laughing
Must be a nightmare trying to battle with Colin Quinn, hes one of the only comedians that can keep a guy like Patrice on his heels, it's amazing lol.