I think it's unfair that he didn't explain what urban and rural meant when she said she didn't understand. He forced her to guess and while she's cute and her answer is funny, what he did seems kind of mean.
@@OMGSHEENA No it he was not mean. On another episode, he asked, "what is your husband's favorite condiment" and another Jewish food! HALARIOUS ANSWERS!
@@OMGSHEENA Yes, it was kind of mean, because he let her make a fool of herself in front millions of people all over the country who saw the show. I wouldn't be surprised if someone ever stopped her on the street and said something like "Hey, I know you! You're the dumb lady from 'The Newlywed Game!' " They never said what her husband thought about his wife's answer, or even what his answer to the "rural or urban" question was. I wonder if they're still married.
@@michaelpalmieri7335 Knowing the english language is PART of the game (as well as part of life. ) They never told the guy they made fun of what a DECADE was. No one 'makes you look stupid.' You do that all on your own. Take responsibility!
John Wayne saw this show and started casting Pedro in his movies as a comic relief. Pedro went on to have a extensive career in movies and T.V. , and has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.
I’m not sure what episode Pedro is on but his entire appearance on “You Bet Your Life” can be found on UA-cam. I’ve seen the episode and the guy is hilarious.
The funny thing is the blonde at least had enough sense to tell a m************ I don't know the difference between the 2 you can't actually be mad at her for just being straight up saying I don't know what you mean.
I wonder if she meant paleocene or paleogene either wouldn't have been right but it makes sense that her brain might go there if blanking on the word reptile and as simple of a question as this seems it's easy to mess up under pressure on these shows as these clips clearly demonstrate lol
Holy Moly. "I looked over Jordan and what DID I see?" 3 Israeli Tanks. I thought I'd choke, I laughed so hard. And then the dude sat there and listened to the guy make fun of Israeli families cuz everyone has a doctor in there some where. The contestant agreed. He's Israeli. ROFL
@@RhondaB4thesong Sure it is, but I think they were going for a number, not the name of a month. In other words, they wanted to know if a woman starts to look pregnant in her fifth month, or sixth month, or seventh month, or whatever. The answer that woman gave, "September," may have made sense to you because it's the ninth month of the year, but what if the unborn baby was CONCEIVED in September? Then it wouldn't make sense for the mother to begin looking pregnant in that particular month, because women don't start looking that way until several months after the conception. If the conception was in September, then the child wouldn't be born until nine months later, which would be in June of the following year, so the future mother would not develop what we call her "baby bump" until a few months before that time.
@@DarkAvatar1313 That's right. When he became Governor of Alabama, he said, in his inauguration speech, "Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever!" One of his campaign promises was that if the courts ruled that black students had to be admitted into the colleges, he would personally stand in the schools' doorways to keep the blacks out, and that's just what he did. He thus became throughout the United States (if not throughout the whole world) a living symbol of racial bigotry and discrimination in the American South. Wallace also tried running for President of the United States a few times as an independent candidate, but he lost each time. In 1972, while he was on a campaign tour in Maryland, he was shot by a would-be assassin named Arthur Bremmer, and was left paralyzed (and in a wheelchair) for life. As the years went by, Wallace began to change his racist views (I think his wife served as Governor around this time), so much so that he openly welcomed the support of black people when he ran for Governor again. He even apologized to the young black man who he tried to keep from entering the college. Incidentally, the man who wrote George Wallace's "Segregation Forever" speech was an even worse bigot named Asa Carter ("Ace," his friends called him). Carter had his own radio show, where he would broadcast his racist opinions and denounce the Civil Rights movement as being Communist-inspired. He even started his own more militant version of the Ku Klux Klan (he didn't think that the regular Klan was racist enough), which he called "The Original Ku Klux Klan Of The Confederacy," whose members wore gray robes and hoods (in honor of the gray-uniformed soldiers who fought for the South during the Civil War), instead of the traditional white uniforms of the Klan. Around the middle of the 1960s, Asa Carter disappeared. Shortly thereafter, a man named Forest Carter, who claimed to be a Native American, became known for his novel "The Education Of Little Tree," which was a criticism of the way that the American Indians were deprived of their ancient traditions and culture and forced to adapt themselves to the white people's ways. The book became famous, especially with the "hippie" generation of the time, who saw the story as an accurate portrayal of the way the "establishment" tried to impose its rigid standards upon those who were "different." "The Education Of Little Tree" even became required reading in the schools. Forest Carter went on to write another novel about someone being persecuted by "the system," only this one was about a Southerner who becomes a murderous outlaw to avenge the death of his wife and son, who were viciously killed by brutal Union troops during the Civil War. The book was entitled "The Rebel Outlaw," and it was the inspiration for the movie "The Outlaw Josey Wales," starring Clint Eastwood. However, some people thought there was something strange about Forest Carter. He bore a striking resemblance to ASA CARTER, the white racist who disappeared! Carter denied that he and Asa Carter were the same person, but few believed him. Because of this, many people began looking upon "The Education Of Little Tree," not as a genuine condemnation of racism and cultural genocide, but as a shameful fraud committed against its readers. To this day, people still debate whether or not Forest Carter really was what he claimed to be, or if he actually was the white racist Asa Carter, who pretended to be a Native American as a cruel joke just so he could write a bestseller, or if he finally renounced his racial prejudices and tried to make up for it by reinventing himself as a member of a non-white ethnic group that, like the black people, had been the victims of persecution and discrimination.
You couldn't even dream of saying some of the stuff they used to say on TV back then in today's world. You'll be out of a job, and blacklisted so quick.
She is an actress named Whoopie Goldberg and she is a foul mouthed racist who now appears on a talk show called “The View”. She has played in many movies such as Sister Act 1 & 2 and many more. I just can’t think of them.
What I really like about the September one is that the woman playing round two has no idea why Richard Dawson cant keep his composure.😂
Urban or Rural...my favorite of all time clips. She is so cute because she is so serious 🤪. Love her
Yes. I think so too.
I think it's unfair that he didn't explain what urban and rural meant when she said she didn't understand. He forced her to guess and while she's cute and her answer is funny, what he did seems kind of mean.
@@OMGSHEENA No it he was not mean. On another episode, he asked, "what is your husband's favorite condiment" and another Jewish food! HALARIOUS ANSWERS!
@@OMGSHEENA
Yes, it was kind of mean, because he let her make a fool of herself in front millions of people all over the country who saw the show. I wouldn't be surprised if someone ever stopped her on the street and said something like "Hey, I know you! You're the dumb lady from 'The Newlywed Game!' "
They never said what her husband thought about his wife's answer, or even what his answer to the "rural or urban" question was. I wonder if they're still married.
@@michaelpalmieri7335 Knowing the english language is PART of the game (as well as part of life. ) They never told the guy they made fun of what a DECADE was. No one 'makes you look stupid.' You do that all on your own. Take responsibility!
Gene Rayburn literally stomping his feet at Scoey's obvious very intentional misspelling of the name of a man who was undeniably an ass is great.
Gene was an egotistical ass.
Ty Billy Bob Joe! U made this sad & bored woman very happy this morning Monday July 22, 2019
9:20 "What classification of animals are dinosaurs?"
_My last two brain cells_ : plistocistreans, P-L-E-I-O-C-E-T-E-N-E-S-O-U-S
This urban rural girl must have never lived this down all these yrs later and it’s still showing
Her kids grand kids must hav a laugh
I love these segments.thanks for sharing! Tell Larry, darryl and your other brother darryl I said hey 🖖😀
Richard Dawson was a king in game shows, you'd lose your mind laughing so much, he was in a class all by himself.
And loaded every taping.
He and Bob Eukank are my favorites. Moreso Richard.
Fall down funny.
Richard Dawson making the lady laugh and she doesn't even know why lmao!
The "urban" clip always cracks me up!!
Paul Lynd was THE BEST! Richard Dawson was THE KING!❤❤ Got to love the live television shows!
I didn't expect that promo at the end for the TV-movie, "Martha Inc.: The Story Of Martha Stewart." I didn't even know there was such a film.
I could die happy with these answers.
13:05 Archie and Edith Bunker LOL! My favorite one of all time.
LOL i was thinking the same thing!!!
'Pedro" Romero Gonzalez Gonzalez was a hoot!
Want to chat?
Mary Jordan 🤪🤣
John Wayne saw this show and started casting Pedro in his movies as a comic relief. Pedro went on to have a extensive career in movies and T.V. , and has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.
@@ALGJR100
Most interesting.
I’m not sure what episode Pedro is on but his entire appearance on “You Bet Your Life” can be found on UA-cam. I’ve seen the episode and the guy is hilarious.
Gilbert Gottfried awesome as usual.
I LOVE the Jokers Wild and Hollywood Squares !!!
An empty armadillo?? 😂😂😂😂
I love the politically incorrect skit!!! We need to be more like that!!!!!!
These were the best game shows...Newlyweds was brill
Too funny😂😂 I used to love to watch those shows
Miss September #2 is just DYING to find out what's making Dawson crack up.
He couldn't believe Isreal was true...
*Israel
I would love to know what the blond is doing today! That was funny!
This was the first time I laughed today. tI is 2pm. Only on these Great Channels, will you find something to laugh at these day's. Thanks,,, in 2019!!
Me too. I grew up in the 70s, and really miss it.🙁
People were dumb in the 70s
@@deidremontrose4379
Frankly, I think people are even dumber today.
Very enjoyable loved them all
people try to take a so called tame animal into a bright colorful Loud room full of people.
Miss these shows and time.
The audiences laughter is contagious & then Bob Newhart laugh made me almost wet myself!!!!!
Wait, what ????🤨🤨🤨
Old skool funny thanks for a laugh
@12:18.." Hold the clock ! " { September } LMAO every time I see that !!
(0:19) Yes, Whoopi Goldberg, your answer is incorrect and inaccurate, but it was funny.
That’s because she’s a racist.
11:40 pretty sure this is the late 60's early 70's version of Jessica Simpson pretty but duuummmbbb!!
Eubanks is right, people told politically incorrect jokes to make people laugh, now it’s like you can get arrested for telling one of those.
It was way worse back then. In the 60s, comedians actually were arrested for telling those jokes.
I feel so bad for Kathy, urban vs rural, she was so sweet and honest about not knowing the difference.
The funny thing is the blonde at least had enough sense to tell a m************ I don't know the difference between the 2 you can't actually be mad at her for just being straight up saying I don't know what you mean.
4:30 the hosts malfunction is nuts
7:45 she's not wrong. Pens(enclosers) are found in zoos
NIPSEY RUSSELL !!! Classic , he was awesome !!
Always thought the wife at 13:07 was really a dude
Pleicestocistrenes
worst answer :September
Pleiocetenesous
I wonder if she meant paleocene or paleogene either wouldn't have been right but it makes sense that her brain might go there if blanking on the word reptile and as simple of a question as this seems it's easy to mess up under pressure on these shows as these clips clearly demonstrate lol
TV is such garbage now. This was fun!
Go find Newlywed clip. “ Where did your husband say is your favorite place to make whoopie?” Looks around embarrassed. “The ass”. GOAT. 😀
7:34 - Well... she's not wrong. She was thinking Animal Pens
I just said closet freak myself in 2019 of course
Hall of fame: Anything by Triumph the insult comic dog ^^
7.32 in fairness in a quick fire word association game she wasn't wrong
Holy Moly. "I looked over Jordan and what DID I see?" 3 Israeli Tanks. I thought I'd choke, I laughed so hard. And then the dude sat there and listened to the guy make fun of Israeli families cuz everyone has a doctor in there some where. The contestant agreed. He's Israeli. ROFL
When people could laugh at themselves! If we could turn back time..
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Marty Allen! 😁
This some good shit even though some of these written scripts
6:41 George Costanza sighting
9:39 "P-l-yeow-o-c-e-t-e-n-e-s-o-u-s" 😂
Reptile. :-)
11:23 the man laughing in the audience really makes this the perfect clip. 11:34
9:39 pleiocetenesous is the word she spelled, she was reaching for pleistocenous, which would refer to the ice age
lol now I've had everything happen to me
11:00 - perfect definition of "dumb blonde."
That's funny because we now know they were precursors to birds.
Fergus lol...so the black lady was right
@@user-jd4qy1fd6m Well she didn't say birds. But they are not reptiles. I think she was trying to say Pleistocene era.
Fergus i was making a joke.
@@user-jd4qy1fd6m lol!
They also found out that Dinosaurs are actually warm blooded. so the other girl was wrong too. ^^
Well he gives me something... lmaoooo
My stomach hurt laughing & crying at the same time bc of that one! I love this
Ahh, a simpler time that I wish I was born into
The last last looks like Edith Bunker
Ding...wheres my keys
whoopo really messed up
Dammit that puppy is cute lol
Was waiting for ... "what classification of animals are dinosaurs"? ..... Extinct.
During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant.
September
That's the ninth month right? Lol
@@RhondaB4thesong
Sure it is, but I think they were going for a number, not the name of a month. In other words, they wanted to know if a woman starts to look pregnant in her fifth month, or sixth month, or seventh month, or whatever.
The answer that woman gave, "September," may have made sense to you because it's the ninth month of the year, but what if the unborn baby was CONCEIVED in September? Then it wouldn't make sense for the mother to begin looking pregnant in that particular month, because women don't start looking that way until several months after the conception. If the conception was in September, then the child wouldn't be born until nine months later, which would be in June of the following year, so the future mother would not develop what we call her "baby bump" until a few months before that time.
Had to look up the George Wallace one.
What was the significance
@@troybender1936 He was a racist governor of Alabama that tried to not let black kids go to regular Public School.
@@DarkAvatar1313
That's right. When he became Governor of Alabama, he said, in his inauguration speech, "Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever!" One of his campaign promises was that if the courts ruled that black students had to be admitted into the colleges, he would personally stand in the schools' doorways to keep the blacks out, and that's just what he did. He thus became throughout the United States (if not throughout the whole world) a living symbol of racial bigotry and discrimination in the American South.
Wallace also tried running for President of the United States a few times as an independent candidate, but he lost each time. In 1972, while he was on a campaign tour in Maryland, he was shot by a would-be assassin named Arthur Bremmer, and was left paralyzed (and in a wheelchair) for life.
As the years went by, Wallace began to change his racist views (I think his wife served as Governor around this time), so much so that he openly welcomed the support of black people when he ran for Governor again. He even apologized to the young black man who he tried to keep from entering the college.
Incidentally, the man who wrote George Wallace's "Segregation Forever" speech was an even worse bigot named Asa Carter ("Ace," his friends called him). Carter had his own radio show, where he would broadcast his racist opinions and denounce the Civil Rights movement as being Communist-inspired. He even started his own more militant version of the Ku Klux Klan (he didn't think that the regular Klan was racist enough), which he called "The Original Ku Klux Klan Of The Confederacy," whose members wore gray robes and hoods (in honor of the gray-uniformed soldiers who fought for the South during the Civil War), instead of the traditional white uniforms of the Klan.
Around the middle of the 1960s, Asa Carter disappeared. Shortly thereafter, a man named Forest Carter, who claimed to be a Native American, became known for his novel "The Education Of Little Tree," which was a criticism of the way that the American Indians were deprived of their ancient traditions and culture and forced to adapt themselves to the white people's ways. The book became famous, especially with the "hippie" generation of the time, who saw the story as an accurate portrayal of the way the "establishment" tried to impose its rigid standards upon those who were "different." "The Education Of Little Tree" even became required reading in the schools.
Forest Carter went on to write another novel about someone being persecuted by "the system," only this one was about a Southerner who becomes a murderous outlaw to avenge the death of his wife and son, who were viciously killed by brutal Union troops during the Civil War. The book was entitled "The Rebel Outlaw," and it was the inspiration for the movie "The Outlaw Josey Wales," starring Clint Eastwood.
However, some people thought there was something strange about Forest Carter. He bore a striking resemblance to ASA CARTER, the white racist who disappeared! Carter denied that he and Asa Carter were the same person, but few believed him.
Because of this, many people began looking upon "The Education Of Little Tree," not as a genuine condemnation of racism and cultural genocide, but as a shameful fraud committed against its readers.
To this day, people still debate whether or not Forest Carter really was what he claimed to be, or if he actually was the white racist Asa Carter, who pretended to be a Native American as a cruel joke just so he could write a bestseller, or if he finally renounced his racial prejudices and tried to make up for it by reinventing himself as a member of a non-white ethnic group that, like the black people, had been the victims of persecution and discrimination.
Thank u
Wow the woman at about 11:35 literally is the mother of all blonde jokes
She had to be playing stupid for extra attention 😕she's annoying as it gets
Chung has a big Ewah
RIP Paul
closet queen LOL
That George Wallace joke was fucking hilarious hahahaha
The only unfunny thing. An armadillo can give you leprosy!
So can your mom.
An ostrich lol
Israel!!
2:03 AWESOME ^_^ lol
Nipsey was adorable ❤️
You couldn't even dream of saying some of the stuff they used to say on TV back then in today's world. You'll be out of a job, and blacklisted so quick.
*September 🤷*
Hahaha, these moments are gold!!
1:00
**stops laughing**
😂😂😂 3 Israeli tanks pmsl...
13:41 That must be the cheesiest voice I have ever heard.
When game show hosts were really game show hosts...love them!
"That's the closest you've ever come to sitting in my lap." That's a creepy line for ya.
Yehoshua Dovid Greenwald super creepy
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Animals are the bestest
Hahahahahaaaaash!❤️✌️
I wonder if that ditzy blonde is still married to the dude on The Newlywed Game?
Urban or rual so funny!
middle of the joke cut, fuck ooofff
Please need closed captions
What word did she spell?
An incredible medium to educate people and it was wasted on crap like game shows.
The contestants on the Newlywed Game were the stupidest ever.
It was so fun. Never knew what they were going to say.
I’m a foreigner. What’s a Whoopie and why is it racist?
She is an actress named Whoopie Goldberg and she is a foul mouthed racist who now appears on a talk show called “The View”. She has played in many movies such as Sister Act 1 & 2 and many more. I just can’t think of them.
She's an Academy Award winning actress and she's not a racist. She's just a bit of a leftist.
Nancy Larson I’m trying to get it :)) thanks for the explanation!!!
What's a katie and y is IT racist?
@@davejones5747 "A bit of a leftist" is a huge understatement, and she is a proven racist, if one cares to do the research. My opinion.
11:00 I don't care how dumb she's that's one pretty woman
APB stands for always pullover blacks! Ty whoopi Goldberg. My hilarious Scorpio friend. True in america 2019
Want to chat?
😂😂😂
What is so funny about September being the month of pregnancy for woman? 12:10
What month of pregnancy... meaning 4th or 5th. That one is my favorite. I love that man and this was so kool to see!!
I've never found squares funny. even in these compilations which are great
I don’t understand whats so funny about the George Wallace one???
Racist governor of Alabama, listen to the guys answer
More racial jokes.
Is it a surprize that aminals poop ?...why is that hysterical
Or why is it a surprise? What did they expect?
Meh. I've heard way funnier.