58. How To Make a Generic Bomb 1 .Acquire a glass container. 2. Put in a few drops of gasoline. 3. Cap the top. 4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit) 6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
Not as dangerous you might think actually. IIRC, back in the 60s or so, scientists detonated a nuke high in the atmosphere, and scientists stood under it, and they were fine.
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb 1 .Acquire a glass container. 2. Put in a few drops of gasoline. 3. Cap the top. 4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit) 6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
@@wraithdxrk496 nah man the trend is just kind of annoying. Like I thought it would have died by now like the other memes but it's still going somehow.
@@wraithdxrk496 Unfortunately not. I do wish things turned out differently for the current generation so they wouldn't have ended up creating so many bad things.
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb 1 .Acquire a glass container. 2. Put in a few drops of gasoline. 3. Cap the top. 4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit) 6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
What the heck!? This is such a good deepfake! Almost better than Luke in The Mandalorian xD Didn't expect that was possible for (sorry but) "some youtuber". Great job!
I made one to INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Jesse bursts in, carrying a crate with excitement. JESSE Yo, Mr. White! Check this out! Found it in an old junkyard, untouched since World War II. WALTER WHITE (looking intrigued) What the hell is that, Jesse? Jesse opens the crate, revealing not just one, but multiple vintage, untested nuclear missiles. JESSE (looking proud) A stash of genuine WWII nukes, man. Imagine the f***ing power! WALTER WHITE (skeptical) You've lost it, Jesse. What the hell are you thinking? HANK (entering) What's going on in here? WALTER WHITE (panicking) Just, uh, checking out some vintage war s***, Hank. HANK (suspicious) War s***, huh? Well, keep it legal. Hank leaves, and Jesse looks relieved. JESSE (close call) That was too f***ing close, man. WALTER WHITE (serious) We need to get rid of this s***, Jesse. It's way too risky. 5 HOURS EARLIER - INT. WALTER WHITE'S METH LAB - DAY Walter, attempting to crystallize meth, accidentally splashes a raccoon with liquid meth, which then scampers away. WALTER WHITE (cursing) Damn it, this wasn't part of the plan. Guess I've got a meth-raccoon now. 5 HOURS AFTER - EXT. NEW YORK CITY - NIGHT The meth-carrying raccoon, now exhibiting strange behavior due to Stage 5 rabies, causes chaos in the city. News reports flood in about a crazed raccoon f***ing up everything in its path. INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Back in Albuquerque, Jesse contemplates their recent close call while watching the news. JESSE (freaked out) Yo, Mr. White, did you see this? A rabid, meth-crazed raccoon is wrecking havoc in New York! WALTER WHITE (trying to act innocent) Yeah, crazy world we live in, Jesse. Maybe we should start a meth-zoo. 5 HOURS AFTER - INT. DEA OFFICE - DAY Hank, now investigating the bizarre New York incidents, starts connecting the dots. HANK (to himself) Meth and a raccoon causing chaos? Something doesn't add up. Better call an exterminator. 5 HOURS AFTER - EXT. DESERT - NIGHT Walter and Jesse, still worried about Hank's suspicions, return to the desert to check on the hidden missile. WALTER WHITE (anxious) We can't catch a f***ing break, Jesse. First the missile, now a meth-crazed raccoon causing a nationwide panic. JESSE (nervous) This s***'s getting out of hand, Mr. White. Maybe we should have a 'Meth-Crazed Raccoon World Tour.' INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Jesse, unable to handle the pressure, decides to take matters into his own hands and attempts to fix the raccoon situation by releasing more meth-crazed raccoons into the wild. JESSE (deranged) If we flood the streets with these little f***ers, nobody will suspect a thing. We'll have a meth-crazed raccoon army, Mr. White! WALTER WHITE (apprehensive) Jesse, this is a whole new level of insanity. We'll be the kings of the meth-raccoon underworld. 5 HOURS AFTER - EXT. MEXICAN DESERT - DAY Unbeknownst to them, some of the nuclear missiles, still armed, are accidentally launched and crash-land in Mexico, causing massive destruction. The resulting explosion incinerates coca fields, enraging all the Mexican drug cartels. INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Walter and Jesse receive an extremely pissed off letter from all of the Mexican drug cartels. JESSE (reading) "Dear Mr. White and Pinkman, your little science experiment just f***ed up our coca leaves. You're both dead, you hear? Prepare for the wrath of every cartel in Mexico. Sincerely, the pissed-off drug lords." WALTER WHITE (nervous) Jesse, we've really done it this time. We're in deep s*** with the entire Mexican drug cartel. INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Jesse paces nervously, reading the letter from the Mexican drug cartels. JESSE (sweating) Mr. White, we're screwed. We pissed off every cartel in Mexico. WALTER WHITE (tense) We need a plan, Jesse. We can't outrun the entire drug trade. INT. DEA OFFICE - DAY Hank, now fully aware of the chaos caused by the meth-raccoon and the mysterious vintage war s***, pieces together the puzzle. HANK (determined) Walter White, you sneaky son of a b****. I'm coming for you. EXT. MEXICAN DESERT - DAY The fallout in Mexico intensifies as the drug cartels declare war on the duo. CARTEL LEADER (angry) Find these gringos! No one messes with our coca! INT. WALTER WHITE'S METH LAB - NIGHT Walter and Jesse brainstorm their next move amidst the chaos. WALTER WHITE (whispering) We're in deep, Jesse. We need an exit strategy. JESSE (resolute) What about the warhead? We can use it as leverage. INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY Walter and Jesse, wearing disguises, meet with representatives from the cartels. CARTEL REPRESENTATIVE (threatening) You two caused us millions in losses. What do you have to say? WALTER WHITE (smiling) We have something you want - the warhead. Trade it for our lives. EXT. DESERT MEETING POINT - NIGHT A tense exchange unfolds as the cartel representatives inspect the warhead. CARTEL LEADER (grinning) You're lucky we need this. Leave and never come back. Walter and Jesse, narrowly escaping, head into the night. INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - DAY Back in Albuquerque, Jesse reflects on the recent events. JESSE (to himself) War crimes, meth-raccoons, Mexican cartels - what a f***ed up week. WALTER WHITE (entering) We're still alive, Jesse. That's something. INT. DEA OFFICE - NIGHT Hank, fueled by his determination, closes in on the elusive duo. HANK (on the phone) I've got a lead. They won't slip away this time. EXT. NEW METH LAB LOCATION - DAY Walter and Jesse, now on the run, set up a new meth lab in a remote location. WALTER WHITE (resolute) We'll keep cooking, Jesse. No one can stop us. INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Jesse, haunted by the events, receives a mysterious package. JESSE (curious) What the hell is this? The package contains a rat figurine, a symbol of the unresolved meth-raccoon incident. FADE OUT. I love chat gpt
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb 1 .Acquire a glass container. 2. Put in a few drops of gasoline. 3. Cap the top. 4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit) 6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
Plot twist: the nuke was sent by Gus to take out Jesse but while it was drawing his face using exhaust smoke as a sign of trolling, the rocket's motion slowed down enough for Jesse to simply catch it. Little did they know, this was part of Gus's plan, as the rocket being brought directly to Walter by Jesse would ensure a higher successful assassination rates. Oh, and Hank was there as a bonus.
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb 1 .Acquire a glass container. 2. Put in a few drops of gasoline. 3. Cap the top. 4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit) 6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
Gus briefly was alive after an explosion. Walt will proudly claim that skill to the extent of ripping of the the danger label on the nuke and taping it on himself
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb 1 .Acquire a glass container. 2. Put in a few drops of gasoline. 3. Cap the top. 4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates. 5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit) 6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object. After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
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"Just step back a couple thousand meters" this line is pure gold
the nuclear fallout:
1.3M likes yet 1 reply is super odd
@@Pm-606-42Omillion..?
That’s what I was bout to say it’s my favorite part 😭
@@star80doessdastuff yup
"Oh I just caught it" 💀
Favourite part lmao
How Jesse HOOOOOWWWW
"science yo. 😉"
💀
Something Jesse would actually say
“Science yo” *calmingly asf*
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb
1 .Acquire a glass container.
2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.
3. Cap the top.
4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.
5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit)
6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object.
After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
Still better than being worried and accidentally causing Hiroshima on New Mexico
NileGreen legalises nuclear bombs
@@shadowwizardmoneygangg500what kinda chemistry did bro do in class
Pay attention to English class before you talk about science yo
"It was doing the sick sick tricks in the sky"
**Draws gustavo fring**
sick trick bro
*casually do a backflip off the nuke*
Ironic saying what happened to him.
Jessie how the fuck do you have it
Look at me Hector.
i love how walt was more worried about Hank finding out about what he was doing than being disintegrated by a bomb
bro's never seen breaking bad 💀
If you get disintegrated, you don't have to worry about anything ever again.
@@RamdomView 🤓
@@revine9243dude stop using the nerd emoji it isn't funny
@@michaelanimations3308 🤓
Amazing. This is the behind the scenes from Breaking Bad we needed all along.
Behind the scenes 😂
Not cut scenes!
A
@@Systox25that's literally what he said?
ye
Ha
Hanks “aha” is phenomenal
fr bruh the way his mouth moved
@@coolcatcastle8it was so accurate 😂😂😂
Its like a tommy wiseau laugh
Fr tho
Sounds like Ben Shapiro
The Gbombs arming sound is so good
I know 😭
waiting for the "Cock" gun
i thought i was the only one who heard it 😭
im so glad someone else recognised it 😭
Hopper*
The way Hank laughs is just so beautiful.
sounds like a weeb laughing after talking about his waifu xD
We're truly in the golden age of AI
Looks Tommy Wiseau's laugh
What a story, Mark
hueh hueh
“Science yo” said Dumbledore calmly
Edit…holy shit
@dont_click_this_profilealright
Instructions clear
Profile unclicked
@dont_click_this_profileOkay okay geez I won't
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCIENCE YOU IDIOT" Snape said calmly
DONT READ MY NAME!!!!
😲
@@DarkDomain0001shut up, i'm doing it
Jesse is canonically the strongest character in the show. He’s carrying a 10000 pound nuke like it’s nothing
Not only that, he just caught it while it was flying towards him
Bros the type of guy to beat the boss in the toutorial
Jesse became Albert Wesker
“Just step back a couple thousand meters”. ☠️☠️☠️
And the g-mod bomb sound
The Garry's Mod bomb activation sound was the cherry on the top
Hopper mine from half life 2
@@czechpishkot3872☝️🤓
@@sneakythechild8934 🤓 😊😅😮😢🎉😂😢🎉😮😅😮😢😢🎉😢😂😮😂😅🎉😅😢
@silvergabeneyes7418 name tag fail😢
Hopper mine from half life 2
Missed opportunity for “yo this shits the bomb” 💀
lmfao ong
Fr
@dont_click_this_profile.nonono I think what he’s trying to say is “missed opportunity for “yo this shits the bomb” 💀
He shoulda said this shits the bomb
@@GokuMeatRider-ww8eeYour both wrong hes actually trying to say "Missed opportunity for "yo this shits the bomb" 💀
New season of breaking bad looks good.
Breaking Bad: Fallout
@@E_MemesA more ambitious crossover than Endgame
@@E_Memes Bunkin' Bad
Totally yo
Fixing good
Most normal breaking bad minisode:
All canon
“Just step back a couple thousand meters” had me dead.
It’ll have everybody dead too. Not far enough 😂
“*AND NEVER COME BACK!*”
Really tho
That’s not Walter white that’s wall termite
Cmon Hank! It’s just a few!
“I don’t know Jesse, having a thermonuclear firework seems kinda dangerous to me”
Dude
-Saul, probably
The nuke: "I am the danger."
Omg it’s you
feels like a fever dream
Bruh I’m not in a dream😮
benadryl dreams
feels like 3am Adult Swim
@@morganfreeman2102feels like 3am adult swim
because its AI
Hank's reaction was priceless. Jesse carrying the nuke was unexpected.
I’m the first like a chicken comment bro
Disclamer, this user gains subs by commenting everywhere and later sells their channel. Feel free to ask me anything!
“I don’t know Jesse, having a thermonuclear firework seems kinda dangerous to me”
edit: ty for over 900 likes
Not as dangerous as selling weed to your ex teacher
real
Not as dangerous you might think actually. IIRC, back in the 60s or so, scientists detonated a nuke high in the atmosphere, and scientists stood under it, and they were fine.
Starting pewdiepie as Jesse
Wasnt they cooking meth lmao thats dangerous n could blow up
The confidence in this man just saying "Science, yo."
like floyd said "i cant reach" and got punished
I love how Walt’s main concern of the nuke being there is that Hank will find out.
"Jesse, if this blows up Hank will find out!😰"
@@brandthemanlee"what hank?" -💀
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb
1 .Acquire a glass container.
2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.
3. Cap the top.
4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.
5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit)
6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object.
After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
O😊
@@shadowwizardmoneygangg500 WTF?
“It’s for the family” is crazyyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wild
it wasnt even that funny, neither crazy
“it’s for the family” 💀
Toretto
I love your pfp
@@poilus thx
Nah boy became itachi fr
you're on the 𓀐 𓂸 list blud
The Walter White AI is really good holy shit 😳
And Jesse's is so bad💀
its not ai its a deepfake
@@Amikz_Brawl_starsand a deepfake is?
Its not ai its him editing parts of the show
@@Venexionn edited parts of the show
"cracks me up everytime" "Hahaau" had me 💀
Me too I was dead
Same 😂
💀💀💀
😂
@@Pacolion_EIUwhat😂😂😂
“You’re such a good guy”
“Just step back a couple thousand meters.” 💀
"My art project" not very original heard that back near ww1
Stolen
I’m your 1000th like
Probably not far enough
I'm ur balls
its the "JESSIE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE IT" 💀💀💀
oh I just caught it
You know
Jesse, why'd you bring it here?
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah that was low-key kinda funny tho 😂
Damn... PewdiePie really has taken a turn. I am all for it.
He never been same
That's not pewdiepie, that's a uranium 235 nuke from world war two.
@@coachmcguirk6297 Could've fooled me
@@coachmcguirk6297nah bro thats pewdipie
honestly pewdiepies channel seemed to die or something
Jesse: 100 days of mewing.
Mewing genuinely saddens me
@@RedPlumber proper tongue posture makes you sad?
@@wraithdxrk496 nah man the trend is just kind of annoying. Like I thought it would have died by now like the other memes but it's still going somehow.
@@RedPlumber looksmaxing shit? its just a fancy way of making fun of people 😂 but actual terms aint gonna dissipate anytime soon
@@wraithdxrk496 Unfortunately not. I do wish things turned out differently for the current generation so they wouldn't have ended up creating so many bad things.
"Just step back a couple thousand meters" lmao
Most underrated line! Lmao.
I don't think that's enough
Aw heck naw jesse done activated the GBombs 5 nuclear warhead
Garry’s mod haha
I think Garry's Biggest Bomb, was GMod!
I love that he used that sound 😂
Tsar bomb used to freeze my potato laptop for 10 minutes
I recognised the sound too!
“Step back a couple thousand meters”
“Sure buddy”
Love how Walter doesn't care that it would blow up but rather Hank finding it
Stolen
Typical based Walter
Legends says they are still trying to breath enough air, even till today
edit: momma ima be famous 🤑🤑
Breathe
George Floyd moment:
Well he does have lung cancer
@@GDooMCFNAHHHHHHHHHHH💀💀💀💀
I didn't even notice until now
“Oh i just caught it” -Pinkman’s most realest words
@CCTV-CameraManhe just did.
@CCTV-CameraManhe just did
@Morgz1508 he just did.
@Morgz1508he just did.
@Morgz1508 He just did
This feels like my dreams when my sleeping pattern is ruined. Honestly i vibe with its creepiness just like my fever dreams
Same bro, I was finally able to get a lot of sleep last night and had a dream like this 💀
Perfect description
Legit
I love how he used a sound effect of the Hopper Mine from Half-Life 2
That "haha" was so polite 🤣
ts is crackin me up dawg
Tommy Wiseau
@@blomabrainsoutsame bro
I'm ur left ball
@@microphoneman8322 hey wsp can u explain why u hurt sometimes when I cross my legs
The fear I momentarily felt when I heard that Gmod activation sound.
*half life 2 hopper
you mean half life?
Same.
@@TimeWiselyIts In Gmod As Well They Share Alot Of Assets And Sounds
If I hear that irl I’m gonna run
Jesse casually just catches the nuke. what a mad lad
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb
1 .Acquire a glass container.
2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.
3. Cap the top.
4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.
5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit)
6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object.
After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
It's free
All whilst chillin' with his boy Skinny Pete
"listen hank, just step back a couple thousand metres and we can all forget this ever happened-"
*gets disintegrated for fµcks sake*
" *beep beep* " -nuke's famous last words
😂
Gmod flashbacks
@@undercover1790 frrr, gbombs, Hbombs, they never get old
@@wawawa-u8f Gredwitch's Base 💀
@@funnyhevman NAHHHHH 💀💀💀
Hanks laugh is sending me
Huh haw
where?
where
The way Jesse catches a nuke is just horrifying ☠️⚰️
Or that it was flying like a missile to begin with its WW2 era those were dropped
he's a super saiyan but he dyes his hair brown
"It was doing sick tricks yo" 😂😂🤣
Therapist: Skinny Hank Schrader isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Skinny Hank Schrader:
Didn't he lose a ton of weight between the last two seasons?
“Just step back a couple thousand meters” sounds like something straight out of Xavier renegade angel
frutata yo
I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
This is something that would happen in Xavier Renegade Angel 💀
-its for the family...
-*dominic torrento sounds*
un bandolero
bro it LITERALLY looks like pewdiepie NOT ME
NGL This Oppenheimer movie slaps
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
i love how he wasn't worried about the nuke vaporizing everything in the surrounding area but instead about hank finding out about it
Death is instantaneous if the nuke goes off. Death is not instantaneous if Hank finds out.
" if this blows up, Hanks going to find out about this " bro I think all of Albuquerque is going to find out 💀
everything in a 20 km radius will find out
@@bonk747klm fr lol
Bro why does he care about that hank is gonna find out EVEN THO IF IT EXPLODES HE DIES
Uranium fever starts playing slowly as the video goes on, with a b&w filter slowly being added would have been funny
"Oh I just caught it y'know" Someone get this man a baseball contract😂
Fr
“Oh I just caught it you know?”💀💀💀
Edit: MAMA IM FAMOUS
Casual ultra instincts jessie catching nukes again
@@alexlamontagne5300just your average jessie
I cackled
Jesse was doing a science yo
Why did you bring it here?….
The Garry's Mod nuke activation sound is the cherry on top.
GBombs Systems Activated
*"Something is creating script errors"*
@@Assassn-ey6uq😂
Next thing you see, a charred ragdoll dropping their lime-crystal Physgun dropping in front of a giant white flash
Thats the half life 2 hopper sound.
The ai moan gasps are wild 😂
This is the start to a new deepfake Breaking Bad series I'll be making. Subscribe if you wanna see longer videos of it :)
You should work with Dr Phoxotic. He does a lot of stuff very similar to this.
What the heck!? This is such a good deepfake! Almost better than Luke in The Mandalorian xD
Didn't expect that was possible for (sorry but) "some youtuber". Great job!
dude I love this so much
Hell yes!!
YESSSSS
That ain’t Jesse, that’s Pewdiepie 💀
😭😭😭
bro that's what I thought
I thought same
I was thinking that… Jesse Pewdiepinkman.
That Gmod sound make this shit gold
Where is it though
@@RacistVegetablewhen Jesse arms the nuke
@@Hazurt_ ok
thats the hl2 hopper mine sound
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413different pitch fyi
I made one to INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Jesse bursts in, carrying a crate with excitement.
JESSE
Yo, Mr. White! Check this out! Found it in an old junkyard, untouched since World War II.
WALTER WHITE
(looking intrigued)
What the hell is that, Jesse?
Jesse opens the crate, revealing not just one, but multiple vintage, untested nuclear missiles.
JESSE
(looking proud)
A stash of genuine WWII nukes, man. Imagine the f***ing power!
WALTER WHITE
(skeptical)
You've lost it, Jesse. What the hell are you thinking?
HANK
(entering)
What's going on in here?
WALTER WHITE
(panicking)
Just, uh, checking out some vintage war s***, Hank.
HANK
(suspicious)
War s***, huh? Well, keep it legal.
Hank leaves, and Jesse looks relieved.
JESSE
(close call)
That was too f***ing close, man.
WALTER WHITE
(serious)
We need to get rid of this s***, Jesse. It's way too risky.
5 HOURS EARLIER - INT. WALTER WHITE'S METH LAB - DAY
Walter, attempting to crystallize meth, accidentally splashes a raccoon with liquid meth, which then scampers away.
WALTER WHITE
(cursing)
Damn it, this wasn't part of the plan. Guess I've got a meth-raccoon now.
5 HOURS AFTER - EXT. NEW YORK CITY - NIGHT
The meth-carrying raccoon, now exhibiting strange behavior due to Stage 5 rabies, causes chaos in the city. News reports flood in about a crazed raccoon f***ing up everything in its path.
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Back in Albuquerque, Jesse contemplates their recent close call while watching the news.
JESSE
(freaked out)
Yo, Mr. White, did you see this? A rabid, meth-crazed raccoon is wrecking havoc in New York!
WALTER WHITE
(trying to act innocent)
Yeah, crazy world we live in, Jesse. Maybe we should start a meth-zoo.
5 HOURS AFTER - INT. DEA OFFICE - DAY
Hank, now investigating the bizarre New York incidents, starts connecting the dots.
HANK
(to himself)
Meth and a raccoon causing chaos? Something doesn't add up. Better call an exterminator.
5 HOURS AFTER - EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
Walter and Jesse, still worried about Hank's suspicions, return to the desert to check on the hidden missile.
WALTER WHITE
(anxious)
We can't catch a f***ing break, Jesse. First the missile, now a meth-crazed raccoon causing a nationwide panic.
JESSE
(nervous)
This s***'s getting out of hand, Mr. White. Maybe we should have a 'Meth-Crazed Raccoon World Tour.'
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Jesse, unable to handle the pressure, decides to take matters into his own hands and attempts to fix the raccoon situation by releasing more meth-crazed raccoons into the wild.
JESSE
(deranged)
If we flood the streets with these little f***ers, nobody will suspect a thing. We'll have a meth-crazed raccoon army, Mr. White!
WALTER WHITE
(apprehensive)
Jesse, this is a whole new level of insanity. We'll be the kings of the meth-raccoon underworld.
5 HOURS AFTER - EXT. MEXICAN DESERT - DAY
Unbeknownst to them, some of the nuclear missiles, still armed, are accidentally launched and crash-land in Mexico, causing massive destruction. The resulting explosion incinerates coca fields, enraging all the Mexican drug cartels.
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Walter and Jesse receive an extremely pissed off letter from all of the Mexican drug cartels.
JESSE
(reading)
"Dear Mr. White and Pinkman, your little science experiment just f***ed up our coca leaves. You're both dead, you hear? Prepare for the wrath of every cartel in Mexico. Sincerely, the pissed-off drug lords."
WALTER WHITE
(nervous)
Jesse, we've really done it this time. We're in deep s*** with the entire Mexican drug cartel.
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Jesse paces nervously, reading the letter from the Mexican drug cartels.
JESSE
(sweating)
Mr. White, we're screwed. We pissed off every cartel in Mexico.
WALTER WHITE
(tense)
We need a plan, Jesse. We can't outrun the entire drug trade.
INT. DEA OFFICE - DAY
Hank, now fully aware of the chaos caused by the meth-raccoon and the mysterious vintage war s***, pieces together the puzzle.
HANK
(determined)
Walter White, you sneaky son of a b****. I'm coming for you.
EXT. MEXICAN DESERT - DAY
The fallout in Mexico intensifies as the drug cartels declare war on the duo.
CARTEL LEADER
(angry)
Find these gringos! No one messes with our coca!
INT. WALTER WHITE'S METH LAB - NIGHT
Walter and Jesse brainstorm their next move amidst the chaos.
WALTER WHITE
(whispering)
We're in deep, Jesse. We need an exit strategy.
JESSE
(resolute)
What about the warhead? We can use it as leverage.
INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY
Walter and Jesse, wearing disguises, meet with representatives from the cartels.
CARTEL REPRESENTATIVE
(threatening)
You two caused us millions in losses. What do you have to say?
WALTER WHITE
(smiling)
We have something you want - the warhead. Trade it for our lives.
EXT. DESERT MEETING POINT - NIGHT
A tense exchange unfolds as the cartel representatives inspect the warhead.
CARTEL LEADER
(grinning)
You're lucky we need this. Leave and never come back.
Walter and Jesse, narrowly escaping, head into the night.
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - DAY
Back in Albuquerque, Jesse reflects on the recent events.
JESSE
(to himself)
War crimes, meth-raccoons, Mexican cartels - what a f***ed up week.
WALTER WHITE
(entering)
We're still alive, Jesse. That's something.
INT. DEA OFFICE - NIGHT
Hank, fueled by his determination, closes in on the elusive duo.
HANK
(on the phone)
I've got a lead. They won't slip away this time.
EXT. NEW METH LAB LOCATION - DAY
Walter and Jesse, now on the run, set up a new meth lab in a remote location.
WALTER WHITE
(resolute)
We'll keep cooking, Jesse. No one can stop us.
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Jesse, haunted by the events, receives a mysterious package.
JESSE
(curious)
What the hell is this?
The package contains a rat figurine, a symbol of the unresolved meth-raccoon incident.
FADE OUT. I love chat gpt
"just step back a couple thousand metres, and we can all forget this happened"
famous last word
explod
The World wont forger
The gmod sound 😂
Half Life 2
Same shit @@viola_case
@@awesomeface1 aint the same
@@EasyPlayTeam Samiest shittiest shit out of all the same shits
@@EasyPlayTeam bro means the sound and really gmod is just a sandbox version of any source game
That filter needs an oscar
@@AnimationStuffYk bro doesn't get the joke
Dead joke
@@wertyboy8704alive joke
@@wertyboy8704do you guys actually say stuff like this when talking to someone 😂
its deepfake
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"Oh I just caught it, y'know..."
💀💀💀💀
"Listen carefully, Hank. It's my art project. Just step back a couple thousand meters..."
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“its for the family”
oh wow he said that in the fucking video amazing !!
@@fobrod6327he’s laughing at the jokes you would know if you stopped being a stuck up brat
@fobrod6327 oh wow that's the point of a fucking comment amazing!
Props to Nile Green, my man changed courses from chemistry to nuclear physics
69 likes lol
more like Nile White
This is the content I now desire
Hanks laugh will sustain me for hours
Oh I just caught it. Now Jesse and liberty prime have both caught a nuke.
This is the best short I’ve seen in a long long time, all the details like the Gus art and the gmod activation are just too perfect
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb
1 .Acquire a glass container.
2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.
3. Cap the top.
4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.
5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit)
6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object.
After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
We need a Walter White and Nile Green colab!
Like a dad and son moment
Yeah, bring Nile Green back
"Just step back a couple 1000 meters and we can all forget this ever happ-" * CASUALY DISINTEGRATES*
Jessie: oh yah I just caught the 10k pound nuke Walter: JESSIE HOW TO FU-
“It’s for science, yo.”
Hank's "Ahaha" is my new sleep paralysis demon.
LMAO
Ah hah😮
It kinda sounded like Chris Hanson lol
@@arthurfleck629I was thinking Tommy Wiseau
Plot twist: the nuke was sent by Gus to take out Jesse but while it was drawing his face using exhaust smoke as a sign of trolling, the rocket's motion slowed down enough for Jesse to simply catch it. Little did they know, this was part of Gus's plan, as the rocket being brought directly to Walter by Jesse would ensure a higher successful assassination rates. Oh, and Hank was there as a bonus.
LORE
Wait, but then who would Gus have left to cook Meth for him?
That nuke looks fallic
“Oh I just caught the nuke you know”, Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Bravo Vince . Truly a piece of time
Vravo bince
Why does Hank sound like a surfer dude doing that ‘haha’
“Cracks me up every time, ha ha ha.” Was golden. The deepfake unintentionally nailed the sarcasm, just, chiefs kiss
“just step back a couple thousand metres” 💀
💀
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb
1 .Acquire a glass container.
2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.
3. Cap the top.
4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.
5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit)
6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object.
After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
"just stand back couple a thousand meters"☠️💀
🙍🏽♀️ This Is Emma She Is Zero Years Old.
👚 How Old is She Based On Likes Now?
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0 lmao
me and the boys in gmod be like:
i love the fact you used the gmod bomb activation sound
The gbombs arming sound activated my fight or flight response lmao
Same hahaha
fr lmao id be making peace with my god
Pov : you be messin around a bit too much on a gmod server
it's half life originally
Lol i was hoping someone else heard it
Where to get refund of lost braincells after watching this?
That weird, low effort laugh from Hank😂
"Yaahhhhh" sounds like cherdleys frat character laughing
Hanks laugh was a creepy AI laugh. I got chills. Was this written by AI? If so, it seems like a thinly veiled threat🤔
Dude are you dumb? Its not creepy 😐
Dude that part was funny asf
@@jimmymcgill5072Fked me up😂
I like how Walter was more scared on the fact Hank is near them instead of a fucking nuke that could decimate a entire city 💀💀💀
Not to mention he said "if it blows up Hank will find out" like they'll have time to be mad before they're dead 💀💀
Gus briefly was alive after an explosion. Walt will proudly claim that skill to the extent of ripping of the the danger label on the nuke and taping it on himself
why did the nuke start making combine hopper mine sounds
“just step back a couple thousand meters” had me dying😂😂😂
Damn, Hank lost shitloads of weight
“Cracks me up ever time he hoh” 💀💀💀
This part got me dead asf💀💀
No way bro said “oh I just caught it"
walter is too calm, he should be screaming from the top of his lungs, then it would be canon
58. How To Make a Generic Bomb
1 .Acquire a glass container.
2. Put in a few drops of gasoline.
3. Cap the top.
4. Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then evaporates.
5. Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (Get this stuff from a snake bite kit)
6.The bomb is detonated by throwing against a solid object.
After throwing this thing, run like hell. This thing packs about 1 stick of dynamite.
Hank was around so he is acting call