At least it wasn't a dropped pair of reading glasses with Almer Coe hinges that trace the glasses to three people, like in Nathan Leopold's case. One pair belonged to woman.....who was wearing them when police arrived. The second belonged to a man who was in Europe when the murder happened and the third....well, the rest is Illinois crime history.
Of course murders legal I have plenty of people that live with and agree with me but they never talk they just sit there and don’t move unless I move them
No, because killing was kinda normal when all people around you are hungry, have odd beliefs, train themselves for warfare, no real law is present, if the weather ruins your day by drowning or freezing your people to death, when predators kill your children outside the village, when the last fire you spend a few hours on dies and your freezing. I guess you have never heard of survival. In order to survive, you need to kill, doesn't matter if it's beast or man. People getting piled up after a battle was done to prevent animals and diseases to harm other tribes, sometimes these bodies were carved for meat as well, guess what many tribes ate human meat as well, or collected simple trophies like cut off fingers, ears, noses, scalps (not just an Indian thing), toes, or just harvested bones. Humans apparently don't know how humans work when they live without technology in constant danger.
i like how hobbes and rousseau both look like their sides, hobbes look angry and violent like the devil and rousseau looks like a happy stressfree angel
"This man holds the World Record for the longest time committing a crime without getting caught. His time was 400k years. Would you like to come up, the man who deserves this world record-"
@@mihail8128 Cain was the first killer, but I guess he was not a serial killer, is it written anywhere in Bible that Cain not just had killed his younger brother Abel but had also commited a series of murders?..
Walterin2006 There was however, morality. Ending the life of anybody is never a solution. Even after murdering a person, there’s still a lot for that assassin to patch up before a domino effect happened like Hong Kong where one guy murdering his girlfriend set aflame millions of protesters to riot about a bill and the Chinese government dragging itself to unsuccessfully take down these insurrections. In the Stone Age, there weren’t even 100,000 people on Earth yet they still had the same mindset as we do today: If you kill too few people, you’re considered weak, if you kill too many people, they’ll think its only a matter of time until you kill them too. Just because there’s no laws doesn’t always mean that people will take it as a murder free for all. I actually believe, even without any evidence or experiments to back this theory up, that most would still be cautious about the crimes that they commit if there was no enforcement. A person who has lived their entire life without ever being arrested for murder, thievery, or otherwise, is possibly more likely to ignore whatever laws that are set anywhere else than a person who has lived their whole life where the rules are very strict.
@@h.t.awesome3822I don't think it was a matter of morality since those were prehistoric people so they had no concept of morals ...it was a question of instinct ..in all animal kingdom there is no animals which kills its own kind for sadistic reasons ...that's what makes this prehistoric serial killer so interesting since it was the first ''animal'' (since I would classify humans as animals) to go against its instincts
Pop Naty I mean morality as in that they were still self conscious about how they acted around others and what decisions they made in their livelihoods. The very first humans most likely saw it as a survival technique to not end the lives of others in their clan. They had thoughts and emotions like everybody does and so they were cautious about the implications of randomly ending the life of a person for fun of it. In other words: They weren’t savages.
@@popnaty8685 Even in prehistoric ages, there were tribes and they'd kick everyone who isn't by the rules and of course killing people isn't. And Cain was the first killer ever. Not serial killer though
I mean, the would be able to find how old your remains are and be able to identify your time line. I'm pretty sure they'd know what the 21st century is too. That's saying that nobody would've found your body and bury you.
Before i die, i will put a m4a1, a pistol, AWP, and 3 mags each beside me and after 150k years my body will be found, they will think im a soldier with ancient weapons
@@mouses_HK in the bible... Cain killed his brother because of he was jealous or something.. I think he was Adams son or grandchild or somnething .. honestly don't know.
Judge: Alright dead person from 430,000 years ago what is your plead Jury ; he is staying silent Judge : ok so I’m guessing that’s a guilty judge : 430,000 YEARS
That was the murder from 30,000 years ago. The one that they found in the cave that was determined to be around 430,000 years ago had his wounds over his left eye, indicating that his attacker was right handed.
@Solomon Wood no one wants to here your bible bullshit on a science channel I'm truly sorry for your lack of brain cells and education. Also evolution has so much more proof then the bible I mean what's more believable evolution with similar bone structures DNA formation before birth or god did it because some ancient text said so uhh I think the first one definitely
Solomon Wood If yu talking about the Bible you have to identify the TRUE people of God (Israelites) and see the lies the state offers. As well see the hidden truth.
@Solomon Wood No, this was in ancient Mexico. No where NEAR where Cain and Abel lived. Second, you don't seem to know your Bible very well if you forgot whose bones they would have been if this had actually been in the correct area where Cain and Abel lived. Third, Cain was the first *murderer. These bones were victims of the supposed first *serial killer. A murderer murders one or two people with a cause (cain murdered Abel out of jealousy). A serial killer murders more than three people. (It could not have been a spree killer as they typically kill in multiple locations). These were the bones of multiple people, not one. Maybe watch the video next time before you try shoving religion into peoples faces. Also, another thing, these bones were supposedly over 430,000 years old. I would have imagined you should have made a comment about the age since most religious people believe the world is not over 6000 years.
Solomon Wood over the course of the bibles existence it has Belen changed to suit the people that believe in it, now I don’t expect you to understand basic logic but the bible can not be taken as a serious source of information if it has been changed to suit people’s wants.
Haven't anyone considered that these "murderers" could have just been some tribal executioners? It would make sense since all the killings were similar and put in the same place.
Thats a good theory but in my opinion, this was during the era where humans hadn't fully evolved yet so the concept of execution seems way too sophisticated for our rather, unsophisticated ancestors.
@@yesitsdii but what crimes could they have possibly committed? And how were the able to differentiate between what was right and what was wrong? We weren't even fully evolved back then so the thought of punishing a person because of a "crime" they committed seems way too modern.
Back in those times if a man was caught raping a woman who was alone in a field his sentence was that he owed the father like ten sheckles and 2 donkeys... something like that. I read it in Leviticus, I was like... "damn that's cold".
Real stories 400k years ago Man A : Hey bro, you got giant mosquito on your head Man B : Urgh, kill it.. what do we have? Man A : I have this stone axe. Man B : Sure, go for it... I'm sure it would be fine.
Shout out to the camera man who survived 430k years and bring the footage He should get a pay raise. Edit: I didn’t expect to get this many likes .Thank you guys
Can’t even get away with murder when it’s half a million years later lmao
XD
Can't do shit in detroit
Jack the ripper comes to mind
Can't do shit in the prehistoric times
At least it wasn't a dropped pair of reading glasses with Almer Coe hinges that trace the glasses to three people, like in Nathan Leopold's case. One pair belonged to woman.....who was wearing them when police arrived. The second belonged to a man who was in Europe when the murder happened and the third....well, the rest is Illinois crime history.
Imagine being this guy not knowing that thousands of years later there would be a 10 minute video about him
Lol u make me question existence
The Dude was not human because humans existed in 200,009 years ago!
@@saidaabdille8603 depends on what you consider humans. We evolved from him so he is human. We all have similar traces to them.
This recommend to me
11 mins*
Imagine getting killed and only being found 33 000 years later
Mac Attack better late than never
@NoteThoroughly r/oddlyspecific
Mac Attack 😂😂
Well that's totally possible
Mac Attack imagine tripping off a cliff and 33,000 years later they’re like. Nah ppl aren’t that stupid, this was murder.
The definition of "whatevers in the dark, always comes to light" 💀
-dhar mann
Imagine minding your business eating a dodo and suddenly you hear “oonga boonga” and getting capped in the head with a stick
LMAO!!!
The X Zeno that’s pastcist
This is the funniest comment in this whole comment section.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂💀
Imagine getting away from murder to only be revealed by modern humans
MinesomeMC i am dead anyway so
Idc
@@avon5555 , RIP
It all comes out sooner or later.
@@unajaneeskew2168,the truth can't be hidden forever
Lmaoo
The guy who died
“Well, you guys are very fast, it has only been 430k years”
Less then half a million years
@@nigga_edits101 you mean less “ than”
Avyay vijay typo :|
@@nigga_edits101 okay cool
@@rocknrollmania5242 that’s what he said
It's incredible how they where able to tell if the killer was left handed just because of the way the skull was broken
It's not a fucking rocket science that injuries on right side of skull, must have been caused by someone hitting with their left hand 💀
Imagine committing a crime then 400k years later getting caught.
Toradora
JDOGFTW you are disgusting
Ok boomer
Nocontent · 52 years ago You used ok boomer wrong
And the killer have been reincarnated many times
First Serial Killer: Kills
Witness: Is ThAt AlLoWeD?
Captain Glad wait, is that illegal?
Of course murders legal I have plenty of people that live with and agree with me but they never talk they just sit there and don’t move unless I move them
Captain Glad 💀😂prolly how it went
@@landonlacey4058 ok boomer
@@landonlacey4058 this whole sentence towards a joke is such boomer behaviour
So he started the “serial killing” trend
Just Some Guy without a Mustache ffs you’re here too?
@@4thegospel fr
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
69: I know who killed those people 400 thousand yrs ago
No, because killing was kinda normal when all people around you are hungry, have odd beliefs, train themselves for warfare, no real law is present, if the weather ruins your day by drowning or freezing your people to death, when predators kill your children outside the village, when the last fire you spend a few hours on dies and your freezing. I guess you have never heard of survival. In order to survive, you need to kill, doesn't matter if it's beast or man. People getting piled up after a battle was done to prevent animals and diseases to harm other tribes, sometimes these bodies were carved for meat as well, guess what many tribes ate human meat as well, or collected simple trophies like cut off fingers, ears, noses, scalps (not just an Indian thing), toes, or just harvested bones. Humans apparently don't know how humans work when they live without technology in constant danger.
I did it before it was cool
i like how hobbes and rousseau both look like their sides, hobbes look angry and violent like the devil and rousseau looks like a happy stressfree angel
Imagine if all of today’s serial killers are descended from this guy
Amir Agarwal that would mean all serial killers are part of the same family.
That’d be crazy.
Interesting idea
BRILLIANT THOUGHT! ❤️👍
@@prithiviraj3070 not really You can't Breath while your in the water (free diving) so sometimes the impossible isn't possible....
@@kenmakenma2279 actually you can breathe with the help of an oxygen cylinder in water. For our ancestors it was impossible but we've found a way
Dude literally holds the world record for the longest time not getting caught as killer
holds like 80 different world records
Fr
Thing is we don't really know who holds that title since he has not been caught yet and probably will never be.
fair play to the guy, I’m only 10 days in
@@MagicMikey1 what…
Plot twist:
The murderer is one of the archeologists covering it up by saying that this was 430k years ago.
That would be a drastic turn in the story 😲😲😲🤔🤔🤔🤔😅😅😅
Oh shit😂
a nice plot twist
Cops : They Had Us In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie !
He is a cavemen who time traveled to escape the crime scene and is pretending to be an archeologist
"This man holds the World Record for the longest time committing a crime without getting caught. His time was 400k years. Would you like to come up, the man who deserves this world record-"
He currently holds it, because there might still be some who have not gotten caught yet
"Ooga booga"
*"I blame Ancient Video Games"*
- parents probably
This Violent video games
LMAOOO
This comment deserves more likes.
ikr rocks and stones are so violent
LMFAO SO TRUE 😂😂😂😂
Me:How the hell did they got a picture of him
Cameraman: *Laugh in immortality*
xD LOL
😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂
Low IQ joke because flawed
Tazy50 Low IQ comment. You don’t need logic to enjoy the meme.
now this is what they call
"caught in 400k"
LMFAO
Lmaaaaof
LMAO
Lol
caught in 400 bc
Imagine committing a crime because of jealousy then 400k years later getting caught 💀
Imagine all these scientists overreacting about this when in reality, it was just a man protecting his territory.
Mans was just tryin to protect his crip rip
Human kind is such a karen
Yeah but if someone did it in these times it would be..murder.
or maybe they were criminals who were put to death...
Axtra he just fighting for justice 😤 #FreeThe430kKiller
That caveman:
"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't because of these meddling scientists"
"David, This is Jesus we found out your the guy who first murdered a person, Good Luck in Hell man."
@@ramry1011 hey at least it's not raining
Wait when did the cave man learn English?
@@jaidenlansang6525 ooga booga
@@jaidenlansang6525 translation👍
“heard you were talking oonga boonga so what’s good? Square up!”
Youre talking oonga boonga in a range of my stick
😂😂😂
200th like. Nice.
Ugh uh buh duh huh? I don't *pfffttt* understand *pffftttt* your accent *pfffttt* *pfffttt* *PFFFFFFTTTTTTTT*
Ballsy talk for someone in oonga boonga range
it is impossible to say who the first killer was in HUMAN HISTORY
Okay damn thats fvcking creepy ngfl
@@mihail8128 Cain was the first killer, but I guess he was not a serial killer, is it written anywhere in Bible that Cain not just had killed his younger brother Abel but had also commited a series of murders?..
@mihail8128 that's not a serial killer. plus not everyone believes the bible
@@mihail8128 it kind of is about the first serial killer. plus, I can't even really tell what dialect you are speaking
The first murder is in the Bible, Cain killed Abel..
Thumbnail: "WANTED"
Reality: *already dead*
LMAO TRUE
LMAO YES
Lock up in jail for 40000 years
He was a human..
@@AnAlbanianDude ok?
28 people died
33000'years later the case is solved
*justice*
The accuracy of this comment is so real it’s scary.
Cold Case episodes be like
Yeah but who killed them tho?
But the murder escaped
Believe me it was the government we won’t ever find the “murderer” for that very reason they so effortlessly buried their cases
Judge: You looking at 45 years
6ix9ine: I know the first killer in the world
Judge:*slowly puts down glasses* You what?
Dat Boi Yes
good one
??
Smog Blazer ??
"Justice can span YEARS.
...Retribution is not subject to a calendar."
~ Rod Serling
Instead of "FBI OPEN UP"
They we're like "huga buga luga"
Up 😂😂😂😂
"Unga Bunga!"
When I read this out loud it was one of those good chuckles
"HUGA BUGA LUGAGAGUGA
Lmao
My grandma: Is he going to jail?
Lol
@@therealmangareader217 switch her gender
@@therealmangareader217 read the sentence again
@@shawnkramar thanks for telling me
@@Tom-mp4zv thanks for telling me to
I thought everyone was a serial killer back then there was almost no laws.
Walterin2006 There was however, morality. Ending the life of anybody is never a solution. Even after murdering a person, there’s still a lot for that assassin to patch up before a domino effect happened like Hong Kong where one guy murdering his girlfriend set aflame millions of protesters to riot about a bill and the Chinese government dragging itself to unsuccessfully take down these insurrections. In the Stone Age, there weren’t even 100,000 people on Earth yet they still had the same mindset as we do today: If you kill too few people, you’re considered weak, if you kill too many people, they’ll think its only a matter of time until you kill them too. Just because there’s no laws doesn’t always mean that people will take it as a murder free for all. I actually believe, even without any evidence or experiments to back this theory up, that most would still be cautious about the crimes that they commit if there was no enforcement. A person who has lived their entire life without ever being arrested for murder, thievery, or otherwise, is possibly more likely to ignore whatever laws that are set anywhere else than a person who has lived their whole life where the rules are very strict.
@@h.t.awesome3822I don't think it was a matter of morality since those were prehistoric people so they had no concept of morals ...it was a question of instinct ..in all animal kingdom there is no animals which kills its own kind for sadistic reasons ...that's what makes this prehistoric serial killer so interesting since it was the first ''animal'' (since I would classify humans as animals) to go against its instincts
Pop Naty I mean morality as in that they were still self conscious about how they acted around others and what decisions they made in their livelihoods. The very first humans most likely saw it as a survival technique to not end the lives of others in their clan. They had thoughts and emotions like everybody does and so they were cautious about the implications of randomly ending the life of a person for fun of it. In other words: They weren’t savages.
@@popnaty8685 Even in prehistoric ages, there were tribes and they'd kick everyone who isn't by the rules and of course killing people isn't. And Cain was the first killer ever. Not serial killer though
Just because the law didn't exist didnt mean killing was ok
Cain was the actual first murderer in human history.
Cain was murderer this guy is a serial killer
Before i die.. I'll place a sword beside me so that after thousands of years when scientist found my body, they'll conclude that i'm a warrior
Genius!
I mean, the would be able to find how old your remains are and be able to identify your time line. I'm pretty sure they'd know what the 21st century is too. That's saying that nobody would've found your body and bury you.
Before i die, i will put a m4a1, a pistol, AWP, and 3 mags each beside me and after 150k years my body will be found, they will think im a soldier with ancient weapons
@@zenostrom2974 we wouldn't survive another 150k
@@radornic2387 Just in case 👌
This guy has the voice of future
Lol
Thats why i love ridddle
Voice modifier, doesn't have a bad voice without it but deffinetly not thus crisp
Ik
Ridddle and Kurzgesgat in a nutshell are probably my two favorite channels to fall asleep to. The narrators just have such a calming voice
'It's probably that damn stone tablet.'
LMAOOOOO
🤣
😂 lmao
This deserved 5k likes LMAOO
@@--j7852 tru 🤣
Its so fascinating that something that happened so long ago can still be studied. It jus fascinates me
Imagine if this guy was framed by the prehistoric cops.
😳
Wtf i thought ur pfp was the thumbnail
@@pharasite3011 ikr
_"ooga booga you are under-abooga for unga bunga killing."_
@@tra.v **is calling the FBI, police and the whole entire milatary**
A random guy walking in on the dead bodies: “ confused unga bunga “
Bunga being sus
@@mr.quilava2062 the area I stay in is called Bunga Kalungu
When the impostor bunga is sus
.lol
I was in Elooga making fire
Where? Ooga?
I think ashooga masooga is imposter
No its lagguog I was with agoogapo
Yo, he ain't no murderer, he was just tryna defend his cave from attackers!
SleekestIce or rock
Just tryna protect the crib
and he wanted his club back
Imagine if that was the case
BLM protesters were angry over the racist cavemen.
It was 2 AM and I was just scrolling on my UA-cam homepage…
The thumbnail gave me 3 strokes and a heart attack and a half 💀
Imagine being killed and the last the you hear is:
*booga booga, haha*
😂😂😂
🤣
I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing -
.
Lol
*The first killer in Human History*
Cain: *no you*
*i am confusion*
@@mouses_HK in the bible... Cain killed his brother because of he was jealous or something.. I think he was Adams son or grandchild or somnething .. honestly don't know.
N
I
G
Can’t wait to see the trial
The victims certainly waited long enough 😜
The victims are finally gonna be avenged
Tairā archive hope the murderer gets life
Tairā archive justice 😤😤😤😤😤
Judge: Alright dead person from 430,000 years ago what is your plead
Jury ; he is staying silent
Judge : ok so I’m guessing that’s a guilty
judge : 430,000 YEARS
This was great. Very descriptive on early human behavior.
First murderer was left handed
Me: *looks suspiciously to left handed people*
*._."*
Me: *left handed trying to act normal*
Chops left hand off
😐😳
Rex Rox Hey man I’m left-handed and not a murderer, don’t be leftist.
When people find the bodies,”Hey,who is this person and why is he sleeping?”
"mom? Wake up!! Your head is kind of flat..."
Spoonvin
"Why is your face squished like a baboon!?" "OI get up its feast time!"
@Sir Charles haha nice oner
Lmao
He's definitely got the first blood in call of duty
In FF
Ironically I got a call of duty ad
He made the game for his childs
@Shadow blazer thanks hahha
@@anshulfx5898 this whole world is a ff
Cain: Huh, I guess I'm Innocent after all
😂😂😂
Maybe it's abels body
So the first killer of the history is left-handed. Interesting.
Left handed Rules.
@@Camerontea na it simply doesn't
They smarter than me so ye they cul
I'm left handed and I like to try right hand lol
I’m I’m both
2020: murder
1900: murder x
1700: murder x pro
440k yrs ago: murder x pro max
You did it backwards
No he didn't
@@matthewleal1223 stfu
@@matthewleal1223 stfu
@@matthewleal1223 stfu
“OOH OOH GANGA”
*BOINK*
Imagine hearing that before dying
wait Goku or that one dude I mean that better then being caved in a coffin
😂
ouch
Childish humor
LMFAO
1:02 Wow. Who hurt him?
The truth always emerges, even if it’s 430k years later
Ikr like wtf
@Andrei Manaba ok now that’s cold
Exactly..
Yup HAHAHA
@@ark12348 no, its covid-19
*You're talking a lot of oonga boongaa for someone within throwing axe distance*
Xympz lmaoo
Imagine stealing half of someone's comment and thinking your funny
Brandon Bass I didn't but ok
Brandon Bass Bitch where
Where have I heard this comment before
"It's all because of that damn phone"
-Mom 2020
Oh no I just got the coronavirus
Mom:fuckin video games
"I'm sick mom"
Mom : " Its because of that stupid phone '' *Throws phone away*
Me : mom I feel sick
Mom : it's cus you spend too much time on phone
Me:👁👄👁
me: dad , I have a headache My dad: it’s because you use your phone to much.
"-mom 2020" when 2021 bout to get over
0:02 WHY IS BASICALLY EVERYTHING ON THE YEAR I WAS FREAKING BORN
Bro is 11
@@Goku79371so what
The fist person to die be like:
Wth happened? I was fighting then my vision got black
Lmao
😂😂😂😂i am continuously reading skills his and laughing. People who would have seen the natural death for the first would have been really confused.
lol
😂
@@rushansamimansuri566 I know yall are kidding but if there was an Adam and Eve scenario yall would be correct
So you telling me y’all can find the first killer ever but still can’t solve Biggie And Tupac’s Murder 😩
King Taee lmao facts
@@LxveLvck fr
Fr
OMFukinG! 😵
The already figured who killed pac but he got.killed by some one else look it up
Perfect example of "Justice is delayed, not denied"
At this point it's too late to give them justice-
Which makes no sense.
Justice needs to be served quickly and painfully.
@@fightingspirit7960 Take it sarcastically, don't take it too long.
Thats correct.
there was never justice. all we did was desrespect the victim by drilling their brain
Y'all we gotta travel back in time and arrest him😂
Are we gonna ignore the fact that the supposedly first murder was left handed
me being left-handed👀
😯
And Victorian era schools considered left handed people to have the influence of the Devil and would their their hands behind their backs
Lord Rat Hut dang🗿
That was the murder from 30,000 years ago. The one that they found in the cave that was determined to be around 430,000 years ago had his wounds over his left eye, indicating that his attacker was right handed.
Imagine eating a fruit 33k years ago and the last thing u hearing is
Ooga booga, hahah my fruit
underrated
True
@@shkchal8515 underrated
Imagine if every killer is this dude and he's just killing over and over again
Its a joke
r/whoosh to the first two replies
@@Whosthisbitch26 r/whoosh ?
Ngl this just the worst joke to ever be made.
@@worsenn I hate myself why did I think this
“You didn’t give me a piece of the mammoth jerry”
Think the killer learned his lesson the first time, so rather than dragging another corpse he tricked them into walking there and then pushed them in.
@Solomon Wood thanks for the info
@Solomon Wood no one wants to here your bible bullshit on a science channel I'm truly sorry for your lack of brain cells and education. Also evolution has so much more proof then the bible I mean what's more believable evolution with similar bone structures DNA formation before birth or god did it because some ancient text said so uhh I think the first one definitely
Solomon Wood If yu talking about the Bible you have to identify the TRUE people of God (Israelites) and see the lies the state offers. As well see the hidden truth.
@Solomon Wood No, this was in ancient Mexico. No where NEAR where Cain and Abel lived. Second, you don't seem to know your Bible very well if you forgot whose bones they would have been if this had actually been in the correct area where Cain and Abel lived. Third, Cain was the first *murderer. These bones were victims of the supposed first *serial killer. A murderer murders one or two people with a cause (cain murdered Abel out of jealousy). A serial killer murders more than three people. (It could not have been a spree killer as they typically kill in multiple locations).
These were the bones of multiple people, not one. Maybe watch the video next time before you try shoving religion into peoples faces.
Also, another thing, these bones were supposedly over 430,000 years old. I would have imagined you should have made a comment about the age since most religious people believe the world is not over 6000 years.
Solomon Wood over the course of the bibles existence it has Belen changed to suit the people that believe in it, now I don’t expect you to understand basic logic but the bible can not be taken as a serious source of information if it has been changed to suit people’s wants.
The flintstones did it
😧
HJWKSJAHA
r/cursedcomments
😯😲
We all know those victims got rekt by Fruity Pebbles
Me: The killer was left handed?
Also me: *looks at my left hand suspiciously*
Hm, maybe the medieval Christians were onto something
😂😂😂😂😂
Well crap its your ancestor
OH MAH GAWD I'M ALSO LEFT-HANDED HELL NAW OH MAH GAWD HE'S GONNA KILL MEH
@@vindilovan no you are gonna kill them
Buddy looks like the kind of guy to say oooga booga
Defendant: (unknown, possibly deceased)
Charges: First degree murder x5
Date of crime: *430,000 years ago*
That time cave was our first banquet in the history
I send you to unga bunga
Booga sus
plot twist, the guy was playing with the neighbor cavemen's kid and accidentally bonked him to death
Can be true
Yea that could be true
No, because literally the person who killed that person killed many others. So of course it's not an accident.
So he hid the body
@@sonia6373 Its a joke
people 430k years ago: kills a person
Mother: Its from those rock and stick games!
Srry buddy u tried but failed
lil bus gang u failed harder :(
I thought humans only been alive for 200k years sm please explain
20TheComeUp
Humans is family of species, we are Homo Sapiens. The human family tree appeared somewhere around 5-4 million years ago.
@@20thecomeup54 go back to school.
That’s wrong the first guy which is Adam’s son killed his brother
The first killer in human history
Cain: *Am I A Joke To You*
Isn't it kane
@@slackin6472 yea
I was thinking that too I thought he was gonna talk about Cain
That’s religion not science
Dank Memes no one:
Christianity: am I a joke to you
Person: *is the first to kill*
Someone nearby: ooga booga why won’t he get up?
TommyGav lmaooo
TommyGav LMFAOO
TommyGav Nice one
😂
C&D ROBLOX I was gonna say that 😂
I’m in tears 😭🤣
This would’ve never happened if coolmath didn’t exist...
🤣🤣🤣
A noble sacrifice
If this wouldn't happen, coolmath wouldn't exist...
Yes
Coolmath is shit
43 feet is literally from my porch to my bathroom
Title: First Killer In Human History
Cain: Am I a joke to you?
Well the first homosapien death seems quite identical to the one written in bible and quran
Abid Ahmad but was cain left handed ?
The Bible is fake lol
@@two_chromosomes3838 good point
Lmao
Haven't anyone considered that these "murderers" could have just been some tribal executioners? It would make sense since all the killings were similar and put in the same place.
ya even i think so. maybe it is a place of execution for traitors or something
Thats a good theory but in my opinion, this was during the era where humans hadn't fully evolved yet so the concept of execution seems way too sophisticated for our rather, unsophisticated ancestors.
they only had conclusions
right, i was wondering if they were human sacrifices or something. Maybe punishment for crimes too
@@yesitsdii but what crimes could they have possibly committed? And how were the able to differentiate between what was right and what was wrong? We weren't even fully evolved back then so the thought of punishing a person because of a "crime" they committed seems way too modern.
Must be bad being the first person getting killed by another person.
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I know. Thank god murder these days is swift and painless.
Cain killed Abel that was the first killing
@@sarabrown7488 finalllyyyyyy someone notice
No abel was the first person killed
Kain: you think you can beat me YOU'LL NEVER FIND MY BROTHERS BODY I ATE HIM!
Imagine the dude that got killed is Watching this now.
Frøzøne Gaming PH like he was re born then basically it could be any one of us that was him
Frøzøne Gaming PH recarnation
Yea that was me
@@SmokeUchiha damn,you ok?
it really took this long to find out about this... the justice system is f*cked
lol
lmao
@@Rubinkys rofl
Stop 😭
Back in those times if a man was caught raping a woman who was alone in a field his sentence was that he owed the father like ten sheckles and 2 donkeys... something like that. I read it in Leviticus, I was like... "damn that's cold".
First murderer: I am gonna get away with murder and noone is gonna know
Internet: Sir, We're gonna have to stop you right there
Only 400k year old boys remember the time we had bonking heads and making cave paintings
Title: "The first killer in human history"
Thumbnail: B E A S T T I T A N
Grisha's Attack Titan
Zeke Jaeger
@@zooweezybw8131 yes
Jaeger...
monke*
Someone: murders
Guy in the thumbnail: actually I am the president
I love choper hug me and why do you see this vid you are a doctor
glenis gomez *gives hug*
Okay chopper LUFFY is asking you to come back to the sunny now to celebrate
**A man accidentally fell in the cave**
Researchers: *MURDER*
How dumb are you?
Did you even watch the whole thing?
@@arminx918 he is Joking why you serious
@@arminx918 The 2nd one could be just an accident.
@@arminx918 its only joke. why you have to be mad
@@arminx918 r/wooooooshc
Imagine murdering someone and not get caught for 430k years ago legend
*Here is what happened*
“You took bufflo”
“No i not”
“ ahhhhhhh”
Literal revenge to get my buffalo
I see you like cod mobile
B O N K
Man you got replied by the F.B.I
Hmm
When you’re the first person to finish the GTA 5 storyline.
calm your tits nancy
LOL
This person: *Kills for the first time*
Humanity for thousands of years: Interesting
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
OMG SHUT UP UR UNFUNNY
@@su238als you can simply ignore it?
@@su238als so y does it have 270 likes 17:43 30 mars 2021
bro is the best criminal he only got caught after millions of years 🗿
"First killer in human history"
Cain : Am i a joke to you?
lol
Wow... Imagine stealing someone's comment and thinking yourself funny...
Hazmat Skull Imagine caring this much over a UA-cam comment. He didn’t still money, it’s not that deep.
Haha Lol😆
Yes, he is
Real stories 400k years ago
Man A : Hey bro, you got giant mosquito on your head
Man B : Urgh, kill it.. what do we have?
Man A : I have this stone axe.
Man B : Sure, go for it... I'm sure it would be fine.
Lmfao
Accident
*it was not fine*
That was Man B last word
@@oldducky3874 true lol
Theory: there was a war and many people were killed. They threw the bodies into the cave.
Don't think they could think of "war"
Maybe yes people in the period of Paleolite made community wars for food etc.
@@callmecarsonfan1644 yes it was a battle between religion and who had the most land
Cloxx or a small village battle
callmecarsonfan you don’t need to “ think of war “ dumb ass, war never changes at any scale
POV:the one moment you get an AD
Finally, after a million years, he's been caught!
Nah he's already dead n that's how he escaped
@@darkclaws1234567891 naw, hell the new prison for him 💀
@@JesterBean yeah
Hell is the new prison for him.
Phew, this dangerous criminal has finally been brought to justice
Shout out to the camera man who survived 430k years and bring the footage
He should get a pay raise.
Edit: I didn’t expect to get this many likes .Thank you guys
😆😂
Yeah he should because he was working for 430k years just to give it to them.
He should get 100bil rasie
The cameraman joke is officially overused. Edit: This is an old comment. Keep crying about it.
@@SUPSTERV E
**When this dude did it**
Earth: **Pops up the First Kill notification**
*First blood
Earth be like welp hello violence let's see how many notifications will pop up *now in 2021* earth sees a murder notification every second
Achievement unlocked
*"Achievement earned!"*
*First blood*
Huh? What's that voice? Maybe I should do that again? *Double Kill* Ooh I should be doing something right! *Triple Kill* Hehe wicked
Are you the narrator of meet arnold or am i just imagining