KRONAN DA KUNNIN - STORY SO FAR ORKS Taken from the individual videos for Ork Lore, the tale of Kronan Da Kunnin is a fan fic written and performed by me, to make it easier and more fun to learn about Orks and their weaponry, Kulture and way of war in warhammer 40,000. A homage to Conan the Barbarian - emulation or skit is the highest form of praise after all. Comedic style for extra fun. :) Stories will be continued from video to video, creating a long narrative over time. So, if you do not want to miss out on future episodes, do watch out for Ork and other Videos coming in the future. PARTEON: 6 OF THE BEST: ULTRAMAR: ua-cam.com/video/vjNX3xhEeXc/v-deo.html DARK ANGELS: ua-cam.com/video/d81QmB5gSrM/v-deo.html THE SILENT KING: ua-cam.com/video/K4vkCPVAJZ4/v-deo.html A PSYKERS TALE: ua-cam.com/video/jdb5u-2oLTg/v-deo.html HOW WARHAMMER 40K ENDS: ua-cam.com/video/IQrQi3p5STs/v-deo.html GREY KNIGHTS: ua-cam.com/video/LTIZIDOIa8U/v-deo.html ALL PERSPECTIVES ARE MY OWN ALONE AND ARE NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY GAMES WORKSHOP.
Dear sir, of all the 40k stories I have listened to this is by far my favourite of all time! Not only do you gave a god given talent for narration but also for writing. Tomorrow I am going out to find a fine green hat, it will be my kunnin cap and it will be decorated accordingly. Bravo sir!
Orks are hands down probably the most entertaining faction in the lore. It's an entire faction of "sentient" fungoid aliens with the culture and attitudes of British Football hooligans.
I realised recently that Orks are actually environmentally friendly: they're plant based, recyclable, renewable, and sustainably grown. They even recycle and re-use other race's equipment. Green really is best! :D
The fact that Kronan shoved an Ork shield generator up his ass and used it multiple times AND the fact that it worked (not surprising, as it's an Ork) made me cackle uncontrollably. This is why I love Orks. They're the most entertaining race in Warhammer.
My tradition of paining necrons while listening to tales of kronan cant be realized, for i painted all my necrons, but still gonna listen to all again. Long live Kronan and Balders.
@@MarkusGustav i ordered a monolith that still doesnt arrive, and i have lots of unpainted stuff from other factions, but yeah, i want even more necrons but not enough teef
Well uv corse, when it's in ya head, 'da humies iz big enuff ta make krumpin' 'em werf it, 'da panzies akshully kan git in yer 'ead, an 'da blooberrez kan akshully fite back in krumpin' range
I clicked this expecting a summary of an already existing character, I was amazed to see this was a fanfic created by yourself. The comedic style reminds me of Terry Pratchett, fantastic content, thank you! I look forward to more!
Genuinely one of the funniest and most interesting Ork fanfictions I've ever heard, and the narration only adds to it. I'll never cease to giggle at the squeals of the Flying Thinkin' Grots, the majestic poem of Thinkmas, nor the "Anal Militantrum". If I ever make an Orky army, it will almost certainly be in the style and legacy of the Kunnin Ork himself, and entirely as a result of this saga. Absolutely love how much fun you make the setting-- it's easy to get so caught up in the grimdark and serious questions of the setting that we forget the whole purpose is to be a source of fun.
This is the best Ork story ever. You have me so heavily invested in Kronan, Tiddles, and Dakka Von Smashhoven. You really have done something seriously special here. Time to binge!!!!
I’ve been eating up all the YT lore channels I can find for years. Was in a rut. You really do make some of the BEST content I’ve come across and I’m also like kronan, perplexed you don’t have more views. The long form content is REALLY top notch man. Huge props.
This Kronan is by far a more cunning creature within the ranks of the Greenskins, one that could rival the any other Waaargh that the Imperium is currently facing. Kronan rise to power has been a worrying trait that the Orks are currently displaying more of, and that is cunning nature of the Orks. Most within the Imperium military believe that the Orks are mindless beasts, but in truth they are far more dangerous when they use that image against us.
This is phenomenal. You can always tell when a writer/speaker knows about his subject. You truly understand Warhammer and therefore you're able to create these.
It felt like I was listening to the end of Conan the Destroyer in that intro why black library hasn't pick you up ill never know, keep it up brother for Sanguinius!!!
This..this is not simple fan fiction, this is an EPIC! Worthy of Jordan or De Camp. Names i do not use lightly. We have been privileged to witness literally history in the making. The tankers was fun to listen to. This took it to another level. To You sir and those who helped you in this endeavour a heart felt thank you. I was laughing like a loon, biting my nails for anxiety, almost planted my face in the screen twice,had to stop twice to wipe coffee stains from my screen, in short i run the gamut. Again thank you!
Thank you again for the time and effort you put into this channel and the stories that you create. Your voice and narration skills are truly a blessing from God. Your channel makes it much easier for me to endure my 8 hours of chemotherapy. Thank you.
This is *exactly* the kind of good night story that I was looking for. And I don't know whether you changed up the intro due to my suggestion, but I appreciate that you did.
as a recent subscriber, I'd just like to say thanks. Your 'ramblings' as you're fond of calling them, have helped me through some pretty crappy chemotherapy. I'm often listening at daft o'clock as sleep eludes me. I think I've listened for 8+ hours more than once. Your prolific work rate is astounding, and you should also make sure you leave time for fun =) cheers Balders
This should definitely be an official short book for games workshop. The voice acting and writing is perfect for describing a WAAAGGGHHHH in a umie way.
I am always in awe and joy when there are more adventures of Kronan to be told. His adventures in brutality and cunning do leave me with a glad heart and... hope the galaxy can yet be bashed into proppa shape.
I cannot say that any of your stories is better than the others because they are all QUALITY. But this one makes me laugh so hard right from the minute it starts from the idea of an Ork having a “troubled brow” while creating Grot artwork, until the last word. Thank you for creating this, it is so much fun
Your videos are some of my absolute favorite things to listen to while doing my writing. But this episode I was having trouble getting work done between the tears of laughter. Well done!
I enjoyed how you looped the fatal cries of the grots as Kronan pondered. Puppet tank commander, very funny. Admittedly Orks aren't my go to faction, but you utilize your narrative skills and an impressive number of audio affects (plus spot on music Mrs B) to a very enjoyable episode. Visuals as always are well chosen and sync up very well with the meter of the narration. I don't know the proper term for it, but I loved the unironic/deadpan way you state the absurd such as how only one flyer got shot down by the shooter salutes. You dance playfully between vocabulary types, one erudite and the other distinctly Ork in nature. Laughed out loud with "Dakka to the left of them, Dakka to the right of them." I'm not going to quote every good line but the 80's montage line was cute. The Night Before Thinkmas very clever bit of writing. Again excellent choice of subtle sax "Silent Night" during Meganob part! Good reuse and layering of the grot cry of terror, and excellent imagery. Congrats on the quality narration of the combat scene between the bosses, not always easy to use appropriate terms and choreograph such a thing in the listeners mind as you did. Is it the fourth wall in narration? Anyway "Did I mention brutal? Good." and later "You forgot to remind me." very nice. Oh my, from Ori'grot'mi right into the lateral (rather latrine) uses for a book...so good! 1:18:00 Sugar Plum Fairies juxtaposing the killer cans, very nice (Mrs B I assume) Kronan mooning in order to ensure the field generator would work, well done. "Like a Corgi on PCP." plus the image, gold! Grinner the Backstabber, Anal Mini-tantrum...Okay, you thoroughly embraced and demonstrated a proficiency toward the absurd! I had previously heard the Bond puns episode before and found it very clever. Made it to the end! It was enjoyable, as I hadn't seen the majority of the individual episodes it was fresh to me. This series/compilation demonstrates your range as a writer. Not everyone can capture humour successfully. Some people come off trying too hard. You clearly have a grasp of the subject matter and your audience, in addition to your superb narrative style and audio accompaniment (MrsB) made for an enjoyable session. I might be a bit annoying with all my comments above, (and believe me there could have been more) but I was trying to give you honest real time feedback. I commented on the material or moments that really stood out to me. My only perceivably negative comment would be that when you compile episodes like this, it becomes background enjoyment and all the effort to produce images is lost on the end user. I hope you don't take offense. I suspect that was your idea while compiling episodes, so fans can go about chores or hobbying whilst enjoying your craft. Anyway there it is, yet another unsolicited review. You seem to be asking for feedback, so I'm obliging. Once you feel you've found your groove, let me and other well meaning subscribers know by saying so directly or just drop it into a video or a post, I'll eventually get the message. OK, goodbye for now. Thanks for all you do Mr & Mrs B. Take care.
WAAAAAAGH! If this story came to Audible I would buy the finished thing for sure! Now where is my thinking Grot as I need to think how I can show this to our Faithful Servant.
Wait, why wasn't this in a direct notification? Glad I cought the one on discord. But damn this story was amazing from the very first entry on the Shook atak gun. And I really appreciate this compilation
Notifications only get sent out to a small fraction of the sub group and is often staggered. Sigh. YT does not really like its creators if I am honest. :)
Its an opiate to the "I can choose anything" paradigm- choice paralysis/anxiety is real- an up to 3 hour epic alleviates so much choice paralysis and institutes a window of permission to relax that can't be understated
the worst thing for a person who thinks it takes 80 minutes to fall asleep is an 80 minute video- a 40 minute video may "help"- but the thought of ending on the cusp of sleep and then the video changes jarringly/stirringly- is actually very anxiety provoking and self-defeating
4:07 - 4:15 4:54 - 5:19 This... This is HILARIOUS!! I am rolling about the house like a lunatic; despite having heard the story twice before, the laughter is as fresh as fresh can be!!
This was a nice relaxing, rollicking romp to listen to again. Thank you, Baldermort. I really cannot express how your efforts and talents have brought some measure of relief to my days. Bless you.
KRONAN DA KUNNIN - STORY SO FAR ORKS
Taken from the individual videos for Ork Lore, the tale of Kronan Da Kunnin is a fan fic written and performed by me, to make it easier and more fun to learn about Orks and their weaponry, Kulture and way of war in warhammer 40,000.
A homage to Conan the Barbarian - emulation or skit is the highest form of praise after all.
Comedic style for extra fun. :)
Stories will be continued from video to video, creating a long narrative over time.
So, if you do not want to miss out on future episodes, do watch out for Ork and other Videos coming in the future.
PARTEON:
6 OF THE BEST:
ULTRAMAR: ua-cam.com/video/vjNX3xhEeXc/v-deo.html
DARK ANGELS: ua-cam.com/video/d81QmB5gSrM/v-deo.html
THE SILENT KING: ua-cam.com/video/K4vkCPVAJZ4/v-deo.html
A PSYKERS TALE: ua-cam.com/video/jdb5u-2oLTg/v-deo.html
HOW WARHAMMER 40K ENDS: ua-cam.com/video/IQrQi3p5STs/v-deo.html
GREY KNIGHTS: ua-cam.com/video/LTIZIDOIa8U/v-deo.html
ALL PERSPECTIVES ARE MY OWN ALONE AND ARE NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY GAMES WORKSHOP.
I wonder what Robert E. Howard would think if he listened to this? Lol great job Balders!
Dear sir, of all the 40k stories I have listened to this is by far my favourite of all time! Not only do you gave a god given talent for narration but also for writing. Tomorrow I am going out to find a fine green hat, it will be my kunnin cap and it will be decorated accordingly. Bravo sir!
Ladies and gentlemen, we picked between A and B and we got... Kronan Da Cunnin!
Thanks baldermort, this makes my IT work bearable.
@@stethesteguy2093 make sure you gets youself some thinkin grots!
Maaaan this intro brings back h good memories
I nearly wet myself laughing "Kronnan decided kunnin resided in hats"
but its true
why do rich people were top hats ???
@@notajalapeno4442 why do Eldar who fink better than umies have hats?
So true when you get degree you get a hat
Must play TF2
There's nothing scarier than an Ork that's learned to learn
'Dey fought I wuz crayzee, pourin' red paint inta me earz, 'dey did.
Ork God: Gork
Figure something out: Grok
Illuminati confirmed.
One big step towards becoming a krork once more
other then other orks thinking a ork cunning, because that make it so
That's what I thought too, until the Thinkmas :D, made the story less scary, but funny.
“he would have… *TWO PLANS* !”
I nearly pissed myself laughing. I don’t even play 40k but I can’t get enough of this story!
two ? dat more den ...den...ermm one ya dats it one
Orks are hands down probably the most entertaining faction in the lore. It's an entire faction of "sentient" fungoid aliens with the culture and attitudes of British Football hooligans.
Simply the best fanfic writer in the world.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 waaay too kind. But I’ll happily run off with that. :). Thank you for all your kindness. :)
Yo he really is! He can’t be stopped 💪
@@Baldermort is the man!! Emperor guides him!!
Squig charges be scary yo
I agree💯%!✌️🇫🇮
I realised recently that Orks are actually environmentally friendly:
they're plant based, recyclable, renewable, and sustainably grown.
They even recycle and re-use other race's equipment.
Green really is best! :D
Oh my god emperor, that just became my favorite meme!
Hope they don’t become vegan
They're _not_ plant-based, they're fungi-based. Fungi are closer to animals than they are to plants. Fungi also help cause decay.
@@Thoralmir Even better! Fungus doesn't need fertilizer or grow lights, they just need dead things, and this fungus creates its own dead things.
😂😂
Kronin makes the Eye of Terror blink
Before shoving a shield generator into said eye.
Lmfao. Bout right
Seriously Games Workshop, commission this for a Black Library novel.
The story of Kronan is really something else.
hes right
Yes! Shut up and take my money!
Dis Righ 'Ere Is Reel Cunnin'
@@psychopompazire3078 haha
Take my money now
No piece of literature has captured ork culture so perfectly. An absolute masterpiece
What is best in life?
Conan: To cru-..
Kronan- krumpin
@@H-to-O cunnin said to yell it quiet like to keep the ummies from hearing
What's funny is that Ork society is Soo war focused that that one word really does mean ALL of what Conan said with 3 whole sentences.
This is how I always imagined that a novel from the ork perspective should go.
😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
The fact that Kronan shoved an Ork shield generator up his ass and used it multiple times AND the fact that it worked (not surprising, as it's an Ork) made me cackle uncontrollably. This is why I love Orks. They're the most entertaining race in Warhammer.
If only those pathetic humies were more orky they could stop shoving things up their asses
The pure comedy race
Bro you gotta put spoiler alerts on this shit, ruined a major, deep plot line for me 😂
@@SolarContainers I doubt that. But thanks for the warning.
This is as 40k as anything Black Library has sold me. Amazing work Broldemort.
Thank you! :) :) :)
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In the immortal words of Mork from Ork: "Nanu, nanu." R.I.P. Robin Williams--arguable the true avatar of Mork.
Aye. A phenomenal comedian. :(.
@@Baldermort If Robin Williams is Mork from Ork, by extension does that make Pam Dawber Gork? Hmmmm....
I bleieve he'd approve. Robin played 40k (Harlequins)
Kronan Da Kunnin is hands down the best 40k content on UA-cam. Foerealdoe.
My tradition of paining necrons while listening to tales of kronan cant be realized, for i painted all my necrons, but still gonna listen to all again. Long live Kronan and Balders.
Then you must use more Kunnin', if all Necrons are painted, then more necrons must be bought!
@@MarkusGustav or new paint scheme must be thought and then applied. For the most thinkin!
@@MarkusGustav i ordered a monolith that still doesnt arrive, and i have lots of unpainted stuff from other factions, but yeah, i want even more necrons but not enough teef
@@latayantheazran I feel ya. More teef is always gud but more necrons is even betta
Paint em red so they go faster
Poor ork, having to actually think things through. All they really want is a heavy object and someone’s head to Krump with it.
Ork stories are best stories. To think Orks can tell the best stories.
Well uv corse, when it's in ya head, 'da humies iz big enuff ta make krumpin' 'em werf it, 'da panzies akshully kan git in yer 'ead, an 'da blooberrez kan akshully fite back in krumpin' range
I clicked this expecting a summary of an already existing character, I was amazed to see this was a fanfic created by yourself. The comedic style reminds me of Terry Pratchett, fantastic content, thank you! I look forward to more!
Genuinely one of the funniest and most interesting Ork fanfictions I've ever heard, and the narration only adds to it. I'll never cease to giggle at the squeals of the Flying Thinkin' Grots, the majestic poem of Thinkmas, nor the "Anal Militantrum". If I ever make an Orky army, it will almost certainly be in the style and legacy of the Kunnin Ork himself, and entirely as a result of this saga. Absolutely love how much fun you make the setting-- it's easy to get so caught up in the grimdark and serious questions of the setting that we forget the whole purpose is to be a source of fun.
14:13 -16:50 Uncle Baldermort, the Storytelling King - grots keep screaming in the background as Kronin plans
It's the little details that separate the capable from the exceptional! Bravo brother Baldermort! 👏👏👏
Yes I love that.
This is the best Ork story ever. You have me so heavily invested in Kronan, Tiddles, and Dakka Von Smashhoven. You really have done something seriously special here. Time to binge!!!!
The fact that u don't have more subscribers is sad u give great lore and storys everytime keep up the great work
Rome wasn’t built in a day. ;). It’s only starter silly stuff. I can see why it’s not as popular as some. ;)
I’ve been eating up all the YT lore channels I can find for years. Was in a rut. You really do make some of the BEST content I’ve come across and I’m also like kronan, perplexed you don’t have more views.
The long form content is REALLY top notch man. Huge props.
@@Wulfen26 facts he breath fresh life into the community with his short story's and then deep diving into lore after
@@Baldermort it's clearly growing.
Well done :)
This Kronan is by far a more cunning creature within the ranks of the Greenskins, one that could rival the any other Waaargh that the Imperium is currently facing. Kronan rise to power has been a worrying trait that the Orks are currently displaying more of, and that is cunning nature of the Orks. Most within the Imperium military believe that the Orks are mindless beasts, but in truth they are far more dangerous when they use that image against us.
An epic saga to start the weekend right, Gork and Mork’s blessings be upon you brother Baldermort!
Can I just take a moment to appreciate that Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer actually put in more grot screaming sound effects as Kronan was thinkin.
Of course! He was throwing them over the side. :) :)
By far my fave part I lold the Ecole time
I just started building my ork army today, and listening to this story while doing so made it a truly legendary day. Thank you for this good sir!
This is phenomenal. You can always tell when a writer/speaker knows about his subject. You truly understand Warhammer and therefore you're able to create these.
It felt like I was listening to the end of Conan the Destroyer in that intro why black library hasn't pick you up ill never know, keep it up brother for Sanguinius!!!
This is the best story I've ever heard.... the sheer enjoyment of a ork being kunnin
Three after that and a new king one coming tonight. You’ve discovered Kronan at the right time. ;)
YEAH BOI two hours of Orky goodness. The only way to start the weekend off.
This..this is not simple fan fiction, this is an EPIC! Worthy of Jordan or De Camp. Names i do not use lightly. We have been privileged to witness literally history in the making.
The tankers was fun to listen to. This took it to another level.
To You sir and those who helped you in this endeavour a heart felt thank you. I was laughing like a loon, biting my nails for anxiety, almost planted my face in the screen twice,had to stop twice to wipe coffee stains from my screen, in short i run the gamut.
Again thank you!
We need a movie for this story. I can already feel the grimy, bloody metal and the cacophony of primal rage. Baldemort is the best.
Now diz iz a zoggin great way to welkum da new Beast snagga bosses
Nufin like a good foight
Az uzeual an amazing vid baldey
Thank you again for the time and effort you put into this channel and the stories that you create. Your voice and narration skills are truly a blessing from God. Your channel makes it much easier for me to endure my 8 hours of chemotherapy. Thank you.
I'll be binge-watching this channel during our newly started "hard and fast" lockdown here in sunny New Zealand.
@@paulav7961 Unfortunately, I think that we might be going in the direction of lock downs again in the States for a few cities.
@@troystevens9506 - I hope not. They're a complete waste of time for the masses and a great way to crush the economy. :(
The moment Kronan starts to take grots seriously just because they have hats is pure gold
When an Ork starts to figure things out to this degree, that is a frightening thing indeed!
He'd have to go through all the other colors and flavors before they would even let him near the gold ones. Brilliant!!!
Essential listening for all Inquisitors and Watch Masters! - =][= Ordo Xenos =][=
No sniggering at the back there! *BLAM*
Hahaha how many Grots did you fold to come up with this...by far the best ork content out there :)
How have I inly just discovered this glittering gem?! I have been a faithful listener for some time, but never did I imagine that such glory existed!
Like a corgi digging on PCP. Perhaps the best simile ever.
This is *exactly* the kind of good night story that I was looking for. And I don't know whether you changed up the intro due to my suggestion, but I appreciate that you did.
as a recent subscriber, I'd just like to say thanks. Your 'ramblings' as you're fond of calling them, have helped me through some pretty crappy chemotherapy. I'm often listening at daft o'clock as sleep eludes me. I think I've listened for 8+ hours more than once. Your prolific work rate is astounding, and you should also make sure you leave time for fun =) cheers Balders
U IZ FIGHTIN
U IZ WINNIN
@@Kasperl88 I could do with some of Kronan's Kunnin to help me...... Thnking..... hurts!!
Hope you're still ok bud
Baldy,
You make the Internet a better place. You genuinely bring a smile to my face and brighten my day. Thanks for doing what you do.
-A
Kronan...the legend, and current champion of gotagami.
Thank you Father Balders
This is the greatest work of 40k fiction I have witnessed in a long time. Truly visionary. An inspiring tale.
This is one of my favourite narratives so far, great humour in it. Thanks for bundling this up.
Holy long ones
I enjoy these videos during my hours drives to work, I don't know how you manage to keep these creative story's going
The Ork, The Warrior, The Legend......... Waggghhhh!
This should definitely be an official short book for games workshop. The voice acting and writing is perfect for describing a WAAAGGGHHHH in a umie way.
Wait, wait, wait! I need to start the intro to Conan and listen to it on repeat!
This is one of your true gems!
I am always in awe and joy when there are more adventures of Kronan to be told.
His adventures in brutality and cunning do leave me with a glad heart and... hope the galaxy can yet be bashed into proppa shape.
This series is my absolute favorite bit of 40k lore ever made
I cannot say that any of your stories is better than the others because they are all QUALITY. But this one makes me laugh so hard right from the minute it starts from the idea of an Ork having a “troubled brow” while creating Grot artwork, until the last word. Thank you for creating this, it is so much fun
🖖🖖🖖
This SSF series of videos you've been doing lately are fantastic. Honestly they are better than many of the paid audiobooks.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
What a perfectly executed illoominayshun about da most dangerous and awesome holiday. FINKMAS!!!!
I am astounded by the breadth and depth of your storytelling ability.
Thanks for the upload, I am a bit under the weather so this really helps
Hope you get better soon brother Riggs. :)
@@Baldermort Thank you sir
2 hours of orks? I cant think of anything better.
How about two hours on a LOOP? :D
An epic satire of a satirical species. If only Mr. So-Crates were alive to see what we can do with irony and dakka in this modern age. 10/10
Meanwhile, the " So-Crates" bit made my day lol
Ork-Craties is now the name of my Big-Mek.
Personally baron von smashoven is top tier
"A plan with a Plan" That kinda scares me
"Da humies fink they've got our plan. When I've already finked a plan around da plan!"
“Keestered it” is the best way I can think to ever describe that action!
The ol prison wallet
Nature's pocket
I'm really enjoying these compilations they're so great to listen to when painting or relaxing
What a perfect day to start off the weekend with some legendary lore from Baldermort. Doesn’t get better than this
Favorite story series by far. I love the badassery of the imperium but i also live the comedy of the orks
Over 2 hours of FUN, thanks for helping set up the weekend! ❤️
Wait, U have written this story by yourself ?! - IT IS FANTASTIC! So gud!
Thanks baldy, these compilations have finally given me the motivation to resume my painting, hope you're enjoying taking a break.
My question is when will Kronan meet a psyker in a hut somewhere whom he befriends?
Or finds his primanus orks?
You mean “Primorkis”?
@@codyevett2098 ha good one! The name is from the titular series: kronan
🔥🎸🔥
Rock'n!!!
"Because it's not the 80's!" Hahha😜
KRONAN!!!!!! I absolutely love this character Baldermort! Please keep on keepin on man, I love when you drop new pieces.
Okay, I know I said the previous one of these orky videos was your best video, but this, this is your best video.
An absolute masterpiece as always.
I cantwait to hear: "Grond ... Chains Grond."
I for one am a fan of "Klint Ezzwud"
Ever heard the ork bands megadeff slayver metalika and my favourite drool.
Dude is well on his way to return to being a Krork
I have listened to this three times! Fantastic! And all the music works so well. Bravo oh great chronicler! Bravo!
Your videos are some of my absolute favorite things to listen to while doing my writing. But this episode I was having trouble getting work done between the tears of laughter. Well done!
You are absolutely my favorite warhammer youtuber.
I'm so excited for these fun videos.
I enjoyed how you looped the fatal cries of the grots as Kronan pondered.
Puppet tank commander, very funny.
Admittedly Orks aren't my go to faction, but you utilize your narrative skills and an impressive number of audio affects (plus spot on music Mrs B) to a very enjoyable episode. Visuals as always are well chosen and sync up very well with the meter of the narration.
I don't know the proper term for it, but I loved the unironic/deadpan way you state the absurd such as how only one flyer got shot down by the shooter salutes. You dance playfully between vocabulary types, one erudite and the other distinctly Ork in nature.
Laughed out loud with "Dakka to the left of them, Dakka to the right of them."
I'm not going to quote every good line but the 80's montage line was cute.
The Night Before Thinkmas very clever bit of writing. Again excellent choice of subtle sax "Silent Night" during Meganob part!
Good reuse and layering of the grot cry of terror, and excellent imagery.
Congrats on the quality narration of the combat scene between the bosses, not always easy to use appropriate terms and choreograph such a thing in the listeners mind as you did.
Is it the fourth wall in narration? Anyway "Did I mention brutal? Good." and later "You forgot to remind me." very nice.
Oh my, from Ori'grot'mi right into the lateral (rather latrine) uses for a book...so good!
1:18:00 Sugar Plum Fairies juxtaposing the killer cans, very nice (Mrs B I assume)
Kronan mooning in order to ensure the field generator would work, well done.
"Like a Corgi on PCP." plus the image, gold!
Grinner the Backstabber, Anal Mini-tantrum...Okay, you thoroughly embraced and demonstrated a proficiency toward the absurd! I had previously heard the Bond puns episode before and found it very clever.
Made it to the end! It was enjoyable, as I hadn't seen the majority of the individual episodes it was fresh to me. This series/compilation demonstrates your range as a writer. Not everyone can capture humour successfully. Some people come off trying too hard. You clearly have a grasp of the subject matter and your audience, in addition to your superb narrative style and audio accompaniment (MrsB) made for an enjoyable session. I might be a bit annoying with all my comments above, (and believe me there could have been more) but I was trying to give you honest real time feedback. I commented on the material or moments that really stood out to me.
My only perceivably negative comment would be that when you compile episodes like this, it becomes background enjoyment and all the effort to produce images is lost on the end user. I hope you don't take offense. I suspect that was your idea while compiling episodes, so fans can go about chores or hobbying whilst enjoying your craft.
Anyway there it is, yet another unsolicited review. You seem to be asking for feedback, so I'm obliging. Once you feel you've found your groove, let me and other well meaning subscribers know by saying so directly or just drop it into a video or a post, I'll eventually get the message. OK, goodbye for now. Thanks for all you do Mr & Mrs B. Take care.
WAAAAAAGH!
If this story came to Audible I would buy the finished thing for sure!
Now where is my thinking Grot as I need to think how I can show this to our Faithful Servant.
OMGZ YES!! 2 full hours of KRONAN. Just in time for my youtube name change XD
Now you;ll confuse us all! :) (What was your handle before brother?)
@@Baldermort David R 😁
Lol another great vid, thank you Lord Baldermort! 🙏😎... love the use of Warcrafts ex Chieftain in the beginning 😂
This was the one I have been waiting for. KRONAN the orkiest of orks!
Wait, why wasn't this in a direct notification?
Glad I cought the one on discord.
But damn this story was amazing from the very first entry on the Shook atak gun.
And I really appreciate this compilation
Notifications only get sent out to a small fraction of the sub group and is often staggered. Sigh. YT does not really like its creators if I am honest. :)
@@Baldermort ah, it arrived just now.
But I'm glad I'm in the discord, so I still managed to be here within the first minute
This was a wonderful surprise!
Cheers to you, Brother Baldermort.
Never did I thought I'd be rooting for a xenos orky brute known as Kronan da Kunnin... he might be a worthy foe to meet in battle.
I came to learn about 40k Orks and fell for this amazing story.
Nothing better after a tough day than to go back through these gems!
People love playlists and long running times- it alleviates an anxiety to have to choose in the immediate short term
Its an opiate to the "I can choose anything" paradigm- choice paralysis/anxiety is real- an up to 3 hour epic alleviates so much choice paralysis and institutes a window of permission to relax that can't be understated
the worst thing for a person who thinks it takes 80 minutes to fall asleep is an 80 minute video- a 40 minute video may "help"- but the thought of ending on the cusp of sleep and then the video changes jarringly/stirringly- is actually very anxiety provoking and self-defeating
This is by far one of the best stories do far I've heard absolutely love it!
I'm loving these SSFs so much!
Additionally, the way you write orc spirituality is so realistic and relatable while being so different from human spirituality
Lovely, this is the start to the weekend I need, thank you brother Baldermort
4:07 - 4:15
4:54 - 5:19
This... This is HILARIOUS!! I am rolling about the house like a lunatic; despite having heard the story twice before, the laughter is as fresh as fresh can be!!
Leave it to an ork to make himself smarter by believing he was smarter... by wearing a hat
Am I the only one who immediately started airdumming the Connan theme after my Hommie finished intro? Nice work mate!
No way! If I could find a way to hire the music to Conan, I would! :( It would be so perfect.
"Cunning resided in hats."
Ooooh there's so many great layers to that lol.
This is gold, absolutely awesome. Well done.
I wish I could like this twice for the Grot screams in the background alone.
I love how you not only tell us lore. You truly love the the it enough to create stories.
This was a nice relaxing, rollicking romp to listen to again. Thank you, Baldermort. I really cannot express how your efforts and talents have brought some measure of relief to my days. Bless you.
"written and performed by me" Amazing story so far Baldermort, thanks.
The sound of the grots being tossed off the cliff in the background was just the perfect touch.