I will put on every new video you put out a comment telling you about the nut 🥜 merchandise of yours that I have received, and I shall not be stopped not by you, not by god, and not even John Cena could stop me as he is the man no mortal can see John Cena is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. Follow him and you WILL learn the truth.........
Bulbasaur : giving kids explicit cds Squirtle: peeping tom Gengar: shop lifting Pikachu: bank robbing Charmander: selling and scamming kids with candy that contains the a class substance
Bulbasaur: Arson Pikachu: public indecency Gengar: he escaped hell Squirtle: selling explicit material to school children Charmander: being a dirty pervert
*Pikachu gave ash radium poisoning, Squirtle flooded a building, Gengar haunted a house, Charmander started a forest fire in Australia, Bulbasaur continued food poisoning*
for anyone wondering where these abominations came from: they were originally made as spoofs by a company called SOUL-M Studio that makes collectible resin statues. these ones, of course, are just cheap chinese knockoffs (which is why they got gengar's colour wrong & the original book squirtle was holding was much more lewd lol.) there's even a slowpoke and a psyduck in the actual set, and pikachu comes with a cigar to shove between his teeth.
you're a champion, in your research did you find a distributor for these bootlegs? I looked into it only saw a couple ebay postings for ludicrous prices.
Pikachu's crime was selling drugs in a children's hospital. Bulbasaur's crime was driving while very drunk and high and drove through an orphanage. Gengar had their group chat leaked. Charmander's crime was mob violence, and squirtle was caught reading some inappropriate material at a funeral.
Gengar: forcing his basement slave into bdsm Pikachu: sexually assulted an underage cousin Bulbasaur: strangled a bunch of kids to death Squirtle: set a car with people in it on fire and watched it while fully knowing he could save them Charmander: pretended to be a doctor who heals with sexual intercourses. Either that or he got cought burning an orphanage.
Gengar - Molesting on a nude beach with his toys, hence the sunburn he has. Pikachu - Down the local park staring at children with a longneck in hand. Bulbasaur - Making bootleg upskirt videos on public transport. Squirtle - The book he was reading actually contained child porn. Charmander - We don't speak of what he has done, for saying such things would get me personally arrested.
It's fucking infuriating. I've been to Japan and back twice since he started that fucking vlog. Sometimes the screaming pokemon card vids distract me from the truth, but every week I wait for the rest of those vlogs.
the book for squirtle (straight from google) translates to : The blue sky has five choices for the deepening of the ream. One side of it is the life of one person in the middle of sending. And the number of nights together, the number of Togetsu, you also won in that entrance, and the record of Tenri that followed me E Ichihiro. I'm happy now because I forget to forget, change the changes, agree and misaccept. The star is high in my heart when I see it hanging around forever. Fortunately I am far away, thank you very much. Please do not give it to a child of Unenreiman.
Reading it, it's make from snippets of Japanese prose (nothing erotic unfortunately, just poetic sounding phrases). There are clearly bits missing (bits of sentences and words are cut out right in the middle) and it's not cohesive. I doubt it was meant to actually be read and understood. A prime example of this is that in the bottom right paragraph of that book, you can see there's a close bracket in the text near the start without a corresponding open bracket; it starts in the middle of a kanji reading but the start of the reading nor what kanji it's a reading of is shown. As a result, it ends up saying the equivalent "Do not give to children under the age of" and cuts off abuptly lol. Another simple way to tell this was not made by the Japanese is that it isn't vertically-oriented text (as is traditional with literature/novels)
I got the same back half of the message but my front half was different. The loneliness that warmed me up but tears flowed in the blue sky that one side is alone in the hesitation forget the loneliness of the heavenly fire singing the song Slowly spend the night together and in that crowd of different years a record of the heavenly life that deepens with the prosperity Fly freely in your heart The shining stars are eternally hanging I am proud of the way I think about the road Are you okay Squirtle?
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Charmander didn’t go to prison, he was deemed too insane to be tried, and he can’t be charged for his crimes of his experiments with other charmanders, that left them horrifically deformed.
Gengar- sex offenders and serial rapist Pikachu- serial murderer and body mutilation Bulbasaur- cannibalism Squirtle- child molester Charmander- child murderer and made skin suits Together they are in a cult too
Gengar was caught doing it in public, Pikachu started an electrical fire, Charmander was caught selling meth in the back of his van with Squirtle, and Bulbasaur was caught attempting to intoxicate an entire corporate building.
While I partly don't ever want to see these figures ever again because they hurt my eyes, I also think it would be incredibly cursed to line them up where The Boys used to be. I would actually look forward to how Max ends up murdering them. The Boys souls might find peace if he did. edit: You could call it Death Row dkfjhdfgdfg
when they evolved into the fat boys, the bad part of them separated and turned into these toys, which is the reason why the fat ones look happy, and the creepy ones look evil
gengar: wanted to emulate mr.grey but it went wrong pikachu: spotted at an elementary school bulbasaur: set up a fake hanted house to get rid of those whochoose charmender as a starter squirtle: pretends to be blind to steal government's money (and possibly touch illegal butts) charmender: still hasn't done anything but he's clearly ill-intended
Pikachu is trying to hold in a laugh for disgusting or embarrassing gengar Bulbasaur is with pikachu just holding in their pain whilst squirtle was watching because HE WAS THE MASTERMIND
Just by looking at Pikachu face you can definitely tell that he did some sort of s*x crime, same with Gengar, one of the things he's holding looks like a wip. Bulbasaur robbed a hospital for denchers because of his... GRIN... Squirtle locked someone in a cage at the beach and threw the cage into the ocean and is now relaxing like nothing happened. Charmander looks like he strangled someone because of his hands, they always seem to be reaching out for a new victim.
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@@cc3317 I usually start breakfast with whiskey
I will put on every new video you put out a comment telling you about the nut 🥜 merchandise of yours that I have received, and I shall not be stopped not by you, not by god, and not even John Cena could stop me as he is the man no mortal can see
John Cena is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. Follow him and you WILL learn the truth.........
These are the boys that actually deserve the fate the OG boys suffered.
they deserve worst
This is what happened to them, the mold twisted their soul.
Yes they deserve it
I was honestly surprised he kept them around that long
This is the OG boys after they were turned into cenobites.
Pikachu's crime was making a fake ad for a game to get people to buy a shirt
Hmmm reminds me of someone
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear ryley
Isnt this what hitler did with the Nazi brand?
Nah I think his crime was molesting children
Oh ooof
Bulbasaur : giving kids explicit cds
Squirtle: peeping tom
Gengar: shop lifting
Pikachu: bank robbing
Charmander: selling and scamming kids with candy that contains the a class substance
Nah bro Bulbasaur did much worse.
Gengar isn't allowed within 20 metres of a school.
That's why he watches from 21 feet away
He goes in the sewage drain to look up girls 👗 s
Well he is a ghost type and he can go invisible so uh oh
Gengar doesn’t only suck souls my friend
@@Amingus782 LMAO true
charmander definitely groped somebody, just look at those hands.
666 likes nice
I read this as 'Graped". He's a grapist
Bulbasaur: Arson
Pikachu: public indecency
Gengar: he escaped hell
Squirtle: selling explicit material to school children
Charmander: being a dirty pervert
true
Squirtle is a mix of charmander and himself
Gengar didn't commit any crimes, he's just kinky. His red color is actually a skintight latex suit.
underrated comment
Fkn crazy the creativity in these comments, well done mate
What the fuck man
I would’ve had a good day if you didn’t say that
I hate and love this comment
Gengar: Sexual assault
Pikachu: Arson
Squirtle: Public Indecency
Bulbasaur: Murder
Charmander: Beastiality
Bulbasaur: tax evasion
Is it beastiality if you yourself are a beast? Asking for a friend.
@Reactor Anomaly I've waited so long for a reply 😂 thank you kind sir
@Airock the Atheist Pokemon are animals. So in order to commit beastiality he'd have to force himself on the trainers... think about that
Arson
*Pikachu gave ash radium poisoning, Squirtle flooded a building, Gengar haunted a house, Charmander started a forest fire in Australia, Bulbasaur continued food poisoning*
Bulbasaur’s crime was hitting a million subs and not releasing a special
Even though *Bulbasaur* praised it would be massive
420 likes
@@Mortfromfamilyguy nice
This is like chucky but the boys are possessed by various sex offenders
I'm blessed to have gotten the 69th like
@@haalfnhaalf reddiy moment
“Hop , I would like to break his legs” HA relatable.
The tortured boys have been reincarnated to seek revenge on max
Especially for this ongoing intro
Damn I was gonna say that
The mold has twisted their souls. They are moldy on the inside
they will lure max into a giant pikachu suit, trapping him in the suit, therefore causing fnam 3
for anyone wondering where these abominations came from: they were originally made as spoofs by a company called SOUL-M Studio that makes collectible resin statues. these ones, of course, are just cheap chinese knockoffs (which is why they got gengar's colour wrong & the original book squirtle was holding was much more lewd lol.) there's even a slowpoke and a psyduck in the actual set, and pikachu comes with a cigar to shove between his teeth.
you're a champion, in your research did you find a distributor for these bootlegs? I looked into it only saw a couple ebay postings for ludicrous prices.
What are they actually called ?
Nurgle The Vile One I’d like to know where to get the knock off too lol
YES knew one of you turbo geeks would know the answer. You’re a legend brother.
@@TerminalApe I did see a couple of listings on Alibaba, and things on there tend to sell for quite cheap!
Pikachu's crime was selling drugs in a children's hospital. Bulbasaur's crime was driving while very drunk and high and drove through an orphanage. Gengar had their group chat leaked. Charmander's crime was mob violence, and squirtle was caught reading some inappropriate material at a funeral.
I bought one to see how my three-year-old son would react and let's just say I'll be sleeping in the garage tonight.
Damm bro that's messed up
Where do you buy them
Rip man
J
@@god7yearsago276 you buy them of Etsy but it cost 70$ usd
Gengar: forcing his basement slave into bdsm
Pikachu: sexually assulted an underage cousin
Bulbasaur: strangled a bunch of kids to death
Squirtle: set a car with people in it on fire and watched it while fully knowing he could save them
Charmander: pretended to be a doctor who heals with sexual intercourses. Either that or he got cought burning an orphanage.
Jesus
Wow...just wow
Charmander got caught doing both
Lmao
I would say there are maps
The joy I’d feel putting these into a bonfire would be so immense
Gengar - Molesting on a nude beach with his toys, hence the sunburn he has.
Pikachu - Down the local park staring at children with a longneck in hand.
Bulbasaur - Making bootleg upskirt videos on public transport.
Squirtle - The book he was reading actually contained child porn.
Charmander - We don't speak of what he has done, for saying such things would get me personally arrested.
Charmander- took 2 bbq sauce packets from McDonald's and got away with it
What a monster
Bulbasaur committed tax fraud
I bet charmander burnt down the orphanage
Charmander tried to outpizza the hut
Only thing more disturbing is the fact that Japan Vlogs still exist and we’ve let that fact go.
fact.
We’ve gone through the seven stages of grief, and now, we are at acceptance.
It's fucking infuriating. I've been to Japan and back twice since he started that fucking vlog. Sometimes the screaming pokemon card vids distract me from the truth, but every week I wait for the rest of those vlogs.
If i get a terminal disease, my dying wish is going to be max send me the unreleased videos. Vlogs, old filthy frank era videos, everything
@@Sube-Tube super trash bro’s 2
Pikachu: accidentally blew up and orphanage after trying to hit a target with a missile
Charmander: denying the fact he just committed mass genocide
the book for squirtle (straight from google) translates to :
The blue sky has five choices for the deepening of the ream. One side of it is the life of one person in the middle of sending. And the number of nights together, the number of Togetsu, you also won in that entrance, and the record of Tenri that followed me E Ichihiro. I'm happy now because I forget to forget, change the changes, agree and misaccept. The star is high in my heart when I see it hanging around forever. Fortunately I am far away, thank you very much. Please do not give it to a child of Unenreiman.
Did I just have a stroke?
@@yourfriendkota yes
Reading it, it's make from snippets of Japanese prose (nothing erotic unfortunately, just poetic sounding phrases). There are clearly bits missing (bits of sentences and words are cut out right in the middle) and it's not cohesive. I doubt it was meant to actually be read and understood. A prime example of this is that in the bottom right paragraph of that book, you can see there's a close bracket in the text near the start without a corresponding open bracket; it starts in the middle of a kanji reading but the start of the reading nor what kanji it's a reading of is shown. As a result, it ends up saying the equivalent "Do not give to children under the age of" and cuts off abuptly lol.
Another simple way to tell this was not made by the Japanese is that it isn't vertically-oriented text (as is traditional with literature/novels)
I got the same back half of the message but my front half was different.
The loneliness that warmed me up
but tears flowed in the blue sky
that one side is alone in the hesitation
forget the loneliness of the heavenly fire singing the song
Slowly spend the night together
and in that crowd of different years
a record of the heavenly life that deepens with the prosperity
Fly freely in your heart
The shining stars are eternally hanging
I am proud of the way I think about the road
Are you okay Squirtle?
What in the god dam
I may be stupid, but tell me Bulbasur doesn't look like Pot Of Greed
It do be like that
Draw 2 cards.
He committed the crime of not knowing what pot of greed does
Draw 2 grams xD
@@itriggerpeople4433 hell yeah, you can putcha weeeeed in there!
My brother across these in a coast tourist town and never told me I would have bought them
Gengar looks like he's having a great time with his sunburn
and his sex toys
The end of Squirtle’s book says “do not give to children under the age of” and just ends.
Brah
Bulbasaur has committed genocide based on his face
Pikachu has commited the crime of not uploading to his main channel in over 4 years.
I feel like he’s just gonna keep adding more to the intro until it’s inaudible lol
What video did he start this?
Already there lol
A little late to this but
Pikachu: sex trafficking
Squritle: indecent exposure
Bulbasaur: drug exporting
Charmander: arson
Gengar: prostitution
Charmander looks like he's about to enter a women's only subway cart
Charmander: Burnt down 50 orphanages. Edit: Thanks for 200, this is the most likes ive ever had on a comment.
Its fun
Oh should I try it too?
@@Grizzly-Socks yes do that man and make a video 😎👍
@@AxeltheKing1000 if you say so 😬
Sqwirtle: drowned 1000000 people
5:43 I feel uncomfortable
“Hey that kinda looks like a vibra- oh. Oh no”
This is exactly how my brain processed this moment.
a vibrava?
it looks exactly like mine lmao
@@HollyWatson99 oh word
@John Smitty lol thats cute
Pikachu : First degree murder. Caught red handed f***ing a corpse.
CYKA BLYAT!
69 likes lol
*Snaps my neck*
Squirtle committed arson and burnt his shell
Gengar: soliciting minors
Pikachu: indecent exposure
Bulbasaur: drug dealing
Squirtle: tax evasion
Charmander: first degree murder
Squirtle is the new Ludwig Ahgren
Bulbasaur was charged with using his “seed burst” in public
LMAO
Nice
Leech seed on a child
@@braydenbaum774 STOP
He used "vine" whip
the sticker for squirtles book is supposed to go on the inside to make it look like he's reading a book but he's not really lol
"And Jesus Christ, he has some.. add ons." It's literally a rabbit. LOL
*mouse
HHMMMMMMMM
your mom
@@TheSamuraiH0B0 best joke iv heard since your mom
The intro is just cardiac arrest at this point
heard somthing about joji
Squirtle: boiling a family (water got on his shell)
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While everyone else is waiting for the Japan vlog, I'm waiting for the Denny's vlog. The bois need to eat, too
I'm wondering where the food intro is going. Whats the end meme
Charmander: Lighting 42 people on fire with his tail
Charmander didn’t go to prison, he was deemed too insane to be tried, and he can’t be charged for his crimes of his experiments with other charmanders, that left them horrifically deformed.
Classic Japan
"I object, my client did nothing wrong."
"He killed 27 children and crippled 5!"
Squirtle definitely has to inform his neighbors when he moves to a new area
Gang guard killed somebody so he has blood on himself that makes him read
Gengar - raped a minor
Pikatchu - raped a minor
Bulbasaur - raped a minor
Squirtle - ate a baby
Charmander - raped a minor
Jesus.. also i think squirtal used his glasses to act blind to see naked kids
Pikachu definitely ate a baby
To much of same thing but bulbasor
XD Matt Cummings
@@jeffyeee6334 oh god
You need one of those scantily clad waifu figures that are typically "hot glued" with the boyz hanging around her
Pikachu:telling kids to get in his van kidnapping them and being sexual to them
Honestly I kind of love the Squirtle. He looks so smug with those stylish shades on
Pikachu: just murdered 200 kids in a school and claimed to be a student that survived but got caught
Yep
Q
@@forbiddenpickle1883 they do I know
Plot twist: the boys are stalking that tiny sleeping bulbasaur
5:18 - actually Squirtle, as we can see, was a member of the gestapo and therefore is accused of war crimes
Gengar looks red cuz satan peeled of his skin
call jesus! 1800-999-4522
Oh yeah, pikachus a drug dealer.
No doubt.
He got that “sugar”
Not to mean his pot farm
im pretty sure the crimes they all committed was burning down a children's hospital
Hmm strange but I can definitely agree with that
The burning down of the hospital was only to hide what they did to the children
And then using their 'toys' on the charred bodies
Well how else were they supposed to lure out their prey?
They look like they jest consumed weed
Gengar: Sex offender
Pikachu: School shooter
Bulbasaur: Necrophiliac
Charmander: Arsonist
Squirtle: Manz was into lollies
I like that
As an Alcreamie fan I see both "rare" cards being Alcreamies as an absolute win
Never stop the breakfast. Add international items
Yes, Grand Leader Kim.
Gengar- sex offenders and serial rapist
Pikachu- serial murderer and body mutilation
Bulbasaur- cannibalism
Squirtle- child molester
Charmander- child murderer and made skin suits
Together they are in a cult too
Yo these pokemon are funny ... it cracks me up to see em with human like qualitys awsome my dude 🤘
they did nothing wrong. but if you notice how they're looking at the same direction >>>, someone did some weird sh*t, and they know.
“I wish for the boys to come back”
Monkey’s paw: *grants wish*
The boys: 8:11
a monkey's paw reference in my meme?
Gengar was caught doing it in public, Pikachu started an electrical fire, Charmander was caught selling meth in the back of his van with Squirtle, and Bulbasaur was caught attempting to intoxicate an entire corporate building.
It’s like pikachu just burned his wife and children alive
Oh, so you're the one who snitched
2:42 Pikachu sniffs the panties and underwear in the child's section of Walmarts and Kmarts.
Squirtle: Was arrested for dabbling in the dark arts
Bulbasaurs crime was storing weed in his bulb, and pollinating it making Pokémon like sunflora and carnivine high.
Meh storing weed is not a crime
While I partly don't ever want to see these figures ever again because they hurt my eyes, I also think it would be incredibly cursed to line them up where The Boys used to be. I would actually look forward to how Max ends up murdering them. The Boys souls might find peace if he did.
edit: You could call it Death Row dkfjhdfgdfg
These are the boys, the mold twisted their souls
when they evolved into the fat boys, the bad part of them separated and turned into these toys, which is the reason why the fat ones look happy, and the creepy ones look evil
2 years later and the intro is still sensory overload
I swear his adding more than one food item at a time...
BLACK PUDDING
Bruh I was thinking the same thing
This may sound very nit-picky but it's He is*
@@znoiks7915 Okay good, I'm not going crazy.
@@znoiks7915 or he’s
Do you actually have a folder on your computer called “sonic feet”
That pikachu 100% kills people in his bloody basement with limbs everywhere and he also is a kidnapper 😦
Charmander is sneaking up on an old lady, getting ready to shove her down the stairs
The reincarnation of the old toys he fucking destroyed
I think the ganggar being pinkish is symbolic to how a pinkish purple represent immaturity in the aura
I would die if you pulled the rainbow charizard from this set.
It’s only in burning shadows I think o
@@mg4880-v3h there is a new one
i believe the entire "Breakfast Odyssey" crap in the intro is just max's way of avoiding having to spend a lot of time on an intro
The bootleg figurines at the start look like something that adult swim would make as merch
gengar: wanted to emulate mr.grey but it went wrong
pikachu: spotted at an elementary school
bulbasaur: set up a fake hanted house to get rid of those whochoose charmender as a starter
squirtle: pretends to be blind to steal government's money (and possibly touch illegal butts)
charmender: still hasn't done anything but he's clearly ill-intended
2:56 pikachu looks like he just got caught touching pichus no no square
Crime
Pikachu: thundershocked the police and then pretended he didnt know anything at all (pretending to be a different pikachu lol)
Pickachu: he was caught making children put there feet in the lettuce at Burger King
Squirtle reading prom and spitting on thw onion rings
The new breakfast Item is BLACK PUDDING (like to spread the word)
Black pudding is made with pigs blood
Pikachu is trying to hold in a laugh for disgusting or embarrassing gengar
Bulbasaur is with pikachu just holding in their pain whilst squirtle was watching because HE WAS THE MASTERMIND
Charmander: Registered Offender.
Squirtle: possession of child pictures.
Pikachu: elderly harassment.
Gengar: robbing local adult shop.
Bulbasaur: gang rape.
this one wins it 😳
They all look like they’ve been caught by Chris Hansen
bulbasaur looks like he publicly exposed himself in front of a convention
6:04 I think the hentai sticker is supposed to go inside the book like he's concealing his smut
The breakfast intro is starting to look like a Christmas dinner
You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about yeah Bulbasaur look scary
Just by looking at Pikachu face you can definitely tell that he did some sort of s*x crime, same with Gengar, one of the things he's holding looks like a wip. Bulbasaur robbed a hospital for denchers because of his... GRIN... Squirtle locked someone in a cage at the beach and threw the cage into the ocean and is now relaxing like nothing happened. Charmander looks like he strangled someone because of his hands, they always seem to be reaching out for a new victim.
When you said HASHBROWNS! :D in ur intro I started crying of laughing
Charmander is trying to explain himself out of a sexual assault charge by telling the police his trainer forced him to learn Helping Hand by TM
Pikachu
sexual advances on a minor, specifically a preschooler.
anime fans
@@baldkiwi444 what?
How can i kill a pokemon?
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everyone on reddit
Wait what, I tried to translate the squirtle doujin or whatever and what I got from it was: "If you are a child please contact us"
Mom: What do you want for breakfast dear?
Me: Maxmoefoe's intro.