Next video I will be opening those old ass packs from last vid. Sorry for not opening them in this vid like I said I would, I am a massive disappointment.
I love hot wheels. Any else remember that old hot wheels commercial. HOT WHEELS *dun dun dun dun dun dun* HOT WHEELS *dun dun dun dun dun dun* Fuck yeah *dun dun dun dun dun dun* KILL ORPHANS *dun dun dun dun dun dun* HOT WHEELS
@@airportsecurityaustria182 Not to mention I gotta respect the hustle, or maybe I have a softspot of bootleg pokemon cards because I used to scam kids out of their cards in Elementary.
One time (about 6 years ago) I bought some fake pokemon cards in China Town down in LA, and I brought them back home. They had like 300HP and did an insane amount of attack power. I cheated every kid at my school! XD I got so many good pokemon cards for trading them.
TheSharinganBeast 写輪眼獣 Truth be told, everyone at my class had fake cards(and of course i had some too) but none of them knew they were fake yet we just had fun playing them
Why don’t you make a video of you repainting those monstrosities. Make another channel for crafts so you can abandon it just like your other 1,000 channels.
Black.Flaps .Dont.Match you really shouldn’t call people dumb if you’re gonna say dumb shit too. Not all bullets are lead based and they’re slowly getting phased out
Viva la Heidi exactly it's about the pride you get from making something awesome out of something shitty lol. If you were struggling with money then don't even worry about collectibles, this isn't about money
*Here Pickachu, take this thunderstone!* _Vietnam Raichu flashbacks_ *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*
I thought the Charizard was going to normal until you turned it sideways. Then it made me think of those memes about when you walk past the special needs rom in school.
*drops it, something smashes* “...” (after a concerned pause) “hey guys, uhh... I hope you like bootleg-” *something else smashes* (After another concerned pause) “I hope you like bootleg Pokémon. Today we’re opening up bootleg Pokémon toys!” *kicks door for good measure*
Those figurines look like someone took acetone and removed the factory paint and then repainted them. Like, the shapes look legit, the coloring is just off and in some cases completely wrong. You can tell they were repainted, especially with the Flareon, you can see where the eyes shouldve been.
max: steam siege and Pokémon go together thes- Fake Pokémon Seller: *yep* max:…are these rare? Fake Pokémon Seller: *yep* max: I’ll take three Fake Pokémon Seller: *YEP*
I can’t wait for this whole corona thing to be all over so I can feel safe going to the flea market again. I love the atmosphere , the interesting people you can meet, the weird foreign or bootleg items , and the tasty food.
Bootleg cards are great. I'm pretty sure that at least 70% of my Yu-Gi-Oh collection from back in the day when Yu-Gi-Oh was still cool is bootleg stuff. When you're a kid relying on the pocket money you get for doing piano practice every afternoon, you've got to cut costs. Why spend $20 on legit cards when you can spend $2 on slightly dodgy ones down at that strange Chinese store behind the local Coles?
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I swear they hand these figurines to little sweatshop workers who have only seen a glimpse of a Pokémon once before they were sent to work, and they forced them to do it from memory.
I read it out loud to my wife....she about busted a gut laughing and nearly fell off the couch. The only explanation we could some up with was that someone had a stroke while typing into Babelfish and the toy company just ran with the end result.
Meh, If I was a kid, I'd still be happy to get any of these tbh. Parents have to do what they can with what they have. If you can get toys for your kids for a quarter of the price, then go for it. Its not an ideal choice but an oftentimes unfortunately necessary one.
Dude this was my first video on your channel, and i remember thinking "wow, another 20 year old playing with kids toys? What has UA-cam come to?" And then i saw the door intro and my mind knew that this Is going to be my next favorite channel.
I sell bootleg products so I'm sort of experienced in this field. Basically, bootleg products basically have 3 qualities so to speak. * Superior quality - kinda. In Indonesia, we call this KWS (Super Bootleg). This one is nearly identical to the original one. Cost more expensive but still cheaper than original. * Mediocre quality. In Indonesia, we call this KW1 (Bootleg 1). Not as good as KWS for several reasons, like cheaper material for example. Overall, you can tell its quality when compared to KWS. * Sh*t quality. In Indonesia, we don't have term for this but many sellers like to add their own grade like KW2 and so on. When I say sh*t, it's really sh*tty. When we talk about toys, Superior bootleg is usually reserved for expensive collectible items. And sh*t quality is for toddlers/ kids. I believe this is what you've bought. Clearly, the bootleg pokemon in this vid is for kids. Kids don't care about quality, yet. Wait till you buy superior bootleg Pokemon. There are even some unlicensed bootleg Pokemon which look very detailed in appearance and quality.
Next video I will be opening those old ass packs from last vid. Sorry for not opening them in this vid like I said I would, I am a massive disappointment.
maxmoefoePokemon you spelt *legend* wrong
Nah man. At least you aren't opening more meme toys.
id forgive you if you uploaded EVERY 2 DAYS
my parents say the same thing about me, i think it's a good thing
MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT HERE. Just kidding we love ya
The result of continuous inbreeding of pokemon
Got to get the desired traits bud
Lemon 🍋
What are you talking about?
This is what PEAK perfection looks like.
Low IVs I bet
The Internet continuous inbreeding is how you get perfect IVs. These are competitively bred VGC tier 'mons you're looking at
Only 90's kids remember Ash's Charmander had wheels
Why doesn't it have wheels anymore? Mandela effect????
I love hot wheels. Any else remember that old hot wheels commercial. HOT WHEELS *dun dun dun dun dun dun* HOT WHEELS *dun dun dun dun dun dun* Fuck yeah *dun dun dun dun dun dun* KILL ORPHANS *dun dun dun dun dun dun* HOT WHEELS
Only 40's kids would remember ashes
Its dolan dark ayy.. searching for memes? Lol..
Where is pee stored
"Yeh"
Random Store Guy~
*YeHhH*
Magi...karp?
Yeh
yeh
Yeup
1:16 the guy selling him the cards seems so nice, I genuinely wish the best for him.
Yeah he was just saying yes to everything max said, people selling this stuff out on the stands and shit arent in the best situation probably...
@@airportsecurityaustria182 Not to mention I gotta respect the hustle, or maybe I have a softspot of bootleg pokemon cards because I used to scam kids out of their cards in Elementary.
@@T3nMiDGET5711 i completely agree
Its very likely he didn't understand English hence why he kept saying yes.
Doubt he even knew they were fake.
If this means the door meme has ended im killing myself, theres no point living without it.
Stephen Ward that door saved me from depression
Stephen Ward it means a fresh door and fresh door openings await. Dont off yourself just yet.
Jak Dexter wow man you think im going to waste this perfectly good noose i just got on amazon? Fuck that
What meme?
What the fuck happened in these here parts
your door reminds me of that really sad scene from Monsters Inc
A grade comment
Ripperoni Sullivan
see now i need a meme where this is the fucking door thats on that scene and max comES OUT OF IT
plushii true
I remember that scene 😥
When the door is fully gone he’ll start attacking the wall
Sameram he will slowly destroy his entire house
then the floor and roof or he'll continue to just patch up the door as much as possible lol
Those pokemon figures are as game as kim kardashiam am I right boys
Television Tracker that process started years ago
Television Tracker next, the world
this video even gave me a bootleg Minecraft ad.
b r u h
Bruh
Roblox?
Bootlegception.
my dad is gonna come out of the pokeball
edit:he didnt
He left to get milk and some more bootleg pokemom
WELL HE DIED LOL
UNCLE RUCKUS MOBILE LEGENDS TANK MAIN that’s so sad
UNCLE RUCKUS MOBILE LEGENDS TANK MAIN it’s no funny dumb a$$
heckromancer k get it :)
“He went from: Nice to meet you sir.
To: Your Daughter calls me daddy too.”
-Maxmoefoe
First comment
8:42 omg im not the only one dying of laughter because of this am I?
Flare Blitz You're not
Alone
No i laughed so much
No not at all mate
I did
🤣
*MASSIVE INBREEDING HERE*
Dark Justice I laughed more than I shouldve
I've wanted to breed a Pokemon whose mom was his dad mom, but even evil has standards.
One time (about 6 years ago) I bought some fake pokemon cards in China Town down in LA, and I brought them back home. They had like 300HP and did an insane amount of attack power. I cheated every kid at my school! XD I got so many good pokemon cards for trading them.
TheSharinganBeast 写輪眼獣 i also did too😂 had those but knew they fake so i just like laid them somewhere totally forgot about them
TheSharinganBeast 写輪眼獣 Truth be told, everyone at my class had fake cards(and of course i had some too) but none of them knew they were fake yet we just had fun playing them
Back at my school, we thought if it said Promo, it was fake. RIP All of my EXs.
You sly dog lmfao
thats a scam and your a scam
ENORMOUSLY LARGE LEGEND HERE
Dankey Kang can't wait for your next comment
Spacy Core Daily Dankey
That name Rings a bell...
EXPAND LEGEND
Astronomically big legend here!
max: "those are ultra rare pokemon go booster X steam siege new packs from next year?"
seller: *yep*
bootleg chinese markets lowkey slap tho
Why don’t you make a video of you repainting those monstrosities. Make another channel for crafts so you can abandon it just like your other 1,000 channels.
Great idea
emily B oooh maxmoefoeCRAFTS good one
Yes God
lmao you can't save those.
Is 4 channels really that much? I remember when people didn't exaggerate so much
I lost my shit at Charizard choking on toast, great job mate!
Cat Alley me tooooooooooo
FUCK YES
I'm glad I'm not the only one that find that so fuckin funny. This ape man is big funni.
*I’d be wearing some gloves if I were you. That is clearly lead paint.*
you seem like a smart person that makes good decisions, get tf outta here.
Well he’s not dead, so clearly it’s *NOT*
OhHello you know how lead paint works right?
Black.Flaps .Dont.Match you really shouldn’t call people dumb if you’re gonna say dumb shit too. Not all bullets are lead based and they’re slowly getting phased out
@Black.Flaps .Dont.Match They would be using protection wouldnt they? Because its in their job.
My mom got me bootleg figures and i actually had fun playing with them.
Did you get lead poisoning by any chance?...
@@Venatorion no, but the ivysaur looked like a truffle. :)
@@t-rex1174 Fair enough, did you eat it?...
Haha good to see I wasn’t the only one
yeah i have some bootlegs too, they arent that bad tbh.some were a bit miscolored but none looked creepy,demonic or deformed
*He went from 'Nice to meet you sir!' to 'Your daughter calls me daddy too!'*
-Maxmoefoe 2018
Im fucking dying from laughter xD
EHHHHHHCCCKKKKSSSSZZZZSSSSSSDHEEEEEEEEEEEE
lilhappylilsad wat?
I like how he always says one more pack, it's like he's addicted lmao
He shoves 15 packs of Pokemon in his ass and everyone's ass in his family. Thanksgiving is weird for maxi boy.
Xstradon alright then
I wanna see somebody repaint bootleg Pokemon toys to look cool that would be so satisfying
not if you used paint meant for figurines! (like the paints used for warhammer etc) Stays on and doesn't smell c;
Viva la Heidi I've done it with one of my pokemon little dolls before, it's way better now
buying the paint would cost more than the figures themselves..
Jakey Edit repainting dolls and other toys is a huge thing in the hobby world
Viva la Heidi exactly it's about the pride you get from making something awesome out of something shitty lol. If you were struggling with money then don't even worry about collectibles, this isn't about money
I got a bunch of those for like my 7th birthday, I suspected literally nothing.
when will the door's suffering end
2:15 is the reason ash's pikachu doesn't wanna evolve.
*Here Pickachu, take this thunderstone!*
_Vietnam Raichu flashbacks_
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*
Daily Dungeonists hahahahaha
Pikachu:WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
8:27 Its shiny Charmander
That's what I said 😂
I never thought about that
Ikr
10:29 its winny the poo
Charmander 😎😎😎😂😂
I died laughing when you broke the poor Charmander’s neck.
I thought the Charizard was going to normal until you turned it sideways. Then it made me think of those memes about when you walk past the special needs rom in school.
poor sped kids
Oh my lord😂
@xXiiiXx congrads you are fucking terrible person
xXiiiXx what the fuck
xXiiiXx co commit
RIP bootleg hotwheels Charmander. He's racing with Stephen Hawking in hell now.
omg xD
What did hawking to go to hell?
nothing
Danielle omg how rude
hahahahah
0:08 I love that Max was *still holding the door handle* when there was no door
*drops it, something smashes*
“...” (after a concerned pause) “hey guys, uhh... I hope you like bootleg-”
*something else smashes*
(After another concerned pause) “I hope you like bootleg Pokémon. Today we’re opening up bootleg Pokémon toys!” *kicks door for good measure*
I was crying of laughter at the "Charizard" part🤣😂
Those figurines look like someone took acetone and removed the factory paint and then repainted them. Like, the shapes look legit, the coloring is just off and in some cases completely wrong. You can tell they were repainted, especially with the Flareon, you can see where the eyes shouldve been.
Recasts, with shitty speed painting
Bootleggers sometimes steal the molds of official figures.
jay :3 aw
It's called recasting, where they make a mould of official figures & then mass-produce them, with rushed paint jobs.
they probably stole the og mold and got a little Taiwanese kid to repaint it from memory
That door is as broken as my self-esteem
God damn same
max dissociating afterward is great.
Mexican bootlegs with a hint of Chinese glue.
you are a . L E G E ND
I think the dude selling the fake cards just responds with yep
I totally lost my shit on the charmander scene. Ive never laughed harder at a single video in my life.
Butter Toasted i kept waiting and wondering what it was you were talking about and then it came and i died as well hahaha
SAMEEEEEE
I lost my shit at this part: 4:51
Same
max: steam siege and Pokémon go together thes-
Fake Pokémon Seller: *yep*
max:…are these rare?
Fake Pokémon Seller: *yep*
max: I’ll take three
Fake Pokémon Seller: *YEP*
Matt 69 likes
Matt *thank you*
Razan Ar thank YEP
The fat pikachu one looks like a drawing I did once
What
You drew a fat pikachu
I can’t wait for this whole corona thing to be all over so I can feel safe going to the flea market again. I love the atmosphere , the interesting people you can meet, the weird foreign or bootleg items , and the tasty food.
Mask and vaccination 👍
Have you been again? :)
RIP door 1234-2018 :(
We will miss him
Amen
F
Bootleg cards are great. I'm pretty sure that at least 70% of my Yu-Gi-Oh collection from back in the day when Yu-Gi-Oh was still cool is bootleg stuff. When you're a kid relying on the pocket money you get for doing piano practice every afternoon, you've got to cut costs. Why spend $20 on legit cards when you can spend $2 on slightly dodgy ones down at that strange Chinese store behind the local Coles?
bro said piano practise
Cause real vintage holo yugioh cards are worth alot.
How usually do you buy stuff thinking "yep this is going to be super valuable in the future, better not touch it"?
Coles? When even the stoor is bootleg😂
Nick Ferrazza yu gi oh cards aren't that valuable even when original so might as well have them bootleg
Is that door a bootleg too?
Made in china
Hencho en China.
9:19 can't believe max read the warnings instead of the story on the package
best quality literature i've read in while
His door lmfao😂
Dark Justice i'm laughing
Michael Jackson is definitely coming out of that pokeball.
I feel bad for the guy selling the fake Pokemon stuff...
The UNOPENED Can Of Life why
Dont Feel Bad, He's Asian Probably Chinese
THat is racist
DankMemesAndRuinedDreams because he's just trying to get by doing what he can. Also the fearful look on his face was pretty haunting too.
The UNOPENED Can Of Life me too, he looked very scared
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11:19 toxicroak, but its already toxic
*MADE FROM GARBAGE*
Crogunk.exe
Hi me its me from nine months ago
ᴄʀᴏɴᴋɢᴏɴᴋ
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RIP MAX'S DOOR
"Rare?"
"Yep."
"Cool."
xD
I swear they hand these figurines to little sweatshop workers who have only seen a glimpse of a Pokémon once before they were sent to work, and they forced them to do it from memory.
read the description at 9:18 lmaooo
jihoon park M A G I C B A B Y M E E T
I read it out loud to my wife....she about busted a gut laughing and nearly fell off the couch. The only explanation we could some up with was that someone had a stroke while typing into Babelfish and the toy company just ran with the end result.
This is probably a leak about the fact that gen 8 will feature the Carlos region
lmao I want to go Carlos too
I WANT TO GO TO KALOS AREA!!😭😭
Why that charmander t-posing
There’s something cute and charming about bootleg toys. I guess it’s because kids probably don’t care if their stuff is official or not
Meh, If I was a kid, I'd still be happy to get any of these tbh. Parents have to do what they can with what they have. If you can get toys for your kids for a quarter of the price, then go for it. Its not an ideal choice but an oftentimes unfortunately necessary one.
I would rather be shot in the head than my parents to give me these.
I would not give my kids these toys the paint looks toxic and it probably rubs off
@@kiauna9295 well, the poisonous, flakey paint and falling apart pieces are something to be concerned about
Liefien Fera there’s plenty of toys in America that are toxic lol. most of them come from China anyways.
Liefien Fera plus, you really think a ten year old playing with these toys are going to ingest them? I don’t think so.
"In God knows what language"
Ah, yes, spanish. A tongue on the edge of extinction if there ever was one.
Very eloquently spoken
Massive Door Repair Bills here
1:43 I know he was trying to scam max but I still think he was really cute
literally here for the door openings
MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT HERE!
Halo AE yeah, why didn't he say it?
Atleast the charmander is shiny
The nostalgia this gives me is insane oh my gosh I remember watching u
Love ya Max, excited for your other channels. Always appreciate the amount of work you put into all this free entertainment :)
"Straight out of Chernobyl"
Lmfao😂😂
Kyas 😑
Gotta squat'em all.
I bought bootleg Pokémon cards the magicarp had flail and it did 1000 damage and had 5000 hp I lost them all though
mike martin okay
I had a serperior with 10000 hp
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE FAKE TOY
"BOOTLEG"
AT THE BLACK EYES
"EVIL TWINS"
Same Hahahaha
Even the pink pokemon has an eye bug on it
If you you live in a third world country those things are a common scene and they are scary
@@CatboyLenin hahahaha yeah so regular and common to that third world country
8:42
Slow this down and put creepy music over it.
Instant nightmare.
Pokemon lavender
Top 10 celebrities then and now
That door was a bootleg
10:59 who else is dying of laughter from this
Pinkeon is my favorite Eevilution.
Speech 100
Has you have ᴘɪɴᴋ ʀɪʙʙᴏɴ ғᴏx?
Can I buy some death sticks?
I love how that door was once a *singular piece of wood* and now it's just getting more and more fucked every video.
6:57 plant type Snorlax confirmed gen 8 Lol
Slippery Noko u got yo kai watch 2 psychic specters?
12:31
"Who's that Pokemon?"
"It's..."
*_"M E O W T H !"_*
Maxmoefoepokemon you are funny but you should fix that door and break it again
The psyduck looks like satan and the evee are satanic and charizard looks like he was raped and he has become smaller
And venesour and squrtile
I laughed so hard I cried when he said the charizard looked like he was choking on a piece of bread
1:48 what a unit. he reppin a gucci wallet whilst acquiring fake Pokémon cards.
Fake Gucci wallet for fake pokemon cards, atleast the money is real
1:28 He really thought he was actually convincing him lol
WHY DOES CROAGUNK HAVE A TAIL
vomit no fucking idea the creaters were shiting their ass well making it
I’m liking this video just for that door opening, had me laughing for half the damn video!
All of those things are miscarriages of depressed souls
1:16 I can tell that Max is trying to hold back laughter. But the man selling the bootlegs seems like a good guy honestly.
Oh lord you got me laughing bro
Same
God bless that door for putting up with your abuse
All those figures look like they are all out of Chernobyl 😂
The ceo of Pokémon must of seen the vlog because Pokémon go now has a set
5:31 OMFG
XD
Soon enough he'll just be breaking through thin air at the beginning of his videos
M A S S I V E N I G H T M A R E H E R E
Dude this was my first video on your channel, and i remember thinking "wow, another 20 year old playing with kids toys? What has UA-cam come to?"
And then i saw the door intro and my mind knew that this Is going to be my next favorite channel.
Please don't use the term "Human beings" to address us, I personally identify as an oaf. Thank you Max
oaf/oif/oafself
The way charmander did that like poltergeist movement straight at the camera💀
I sell bootleg products so I'm sort of experienced in this field. Basically, bootleg products basically have 3 qualities so to speak.
* Superior quality - kinda. In Indonesia, we call this KWS (Super Bootleg). This one is nearly identical to the original one. Cost more expensive but still cheaper than original.
* Mediocre quality. In Indonesia, we call this KW1 (Bootleg 1). Not as good as KWS for several reasons, like cheaper material for example. Overall, you can tell its quality when compared to KWS.
* Sh*t quality. In Indonesia, we don't have term for this but many sellers like to add their own grade like KW2 and so on. When I say sh*t, it's really sh*tty.
When we talk about toys, Superior bootleg is usually reserved for expensive collectible items. And sh*t quality is for toddlers/ kids. I believe this is what you've bought. Clearly, the bootleg pokemon in this vid is for kids. Kids don't care about quality, yet. Wait till you buy superior bootleg Pokemon. There are even some unlicensed bootleg Pokemon which look very detailed in appearance and quality.
Jual online ato di pasar? Jual apa figure? Ada olshopnya?
Wait, so what is the KWS the stuff people use to rip off actual collectors?
When Professor Oak accidentally steps on Charmander 8:38
I have a fucking final exam tomorrow morning and I'm laughing my ass off at 10:00 at this bullshit
4:52 best thing i have seen all day 😭😭😂😂
Vsauce better be in that pokeball
Snooper hey Vsauce charmander here
No one
Absolutely no one
Maxmoefoe: Dragon with the THICC thighs