My favorite thing about Parkzer was when he first showed up someone used the "You're lousy" audio bit, and he responded with "Whatever" Parkzer had shown 0.0001% of his coolness that moment and stole Chat's heart.
Nah Pointcrow was definitely lying there, Doug would wreak shit-filled havoc on the people in a way more confrontational way. He is The Shit King, after all.
I don't know what's more messed up. The fact that Pointcrow did that or that people are saying stuff like "that's not true at all doug is just making stuff up"
0:30 Doug is right, we let Parkzer down. From this point forward, I vow to not only be as racist as possible myself, but to also tell as many people as possible that they need to be more racist because Parkzer likes it and finds racism funny. I see no possible way this plan could backfire.
Agree, racist community gets too much hate today, I am glad there are people like Parkzer who openly support us and don't find it shameful. People should be more accepting these days.
@@tundcwe123i came out as racist to my family and my father told me that he has no son, that because i broke into some random guys house but still the racist community needs to be accepted
Is there some in-joke that I'm missing here? Why 'whetever' and not 'whether'? The original _'source'(?)_ *also* doesn't have the second _'is'_ because that'd be just wrong.
as an asian dude, i have trouble telling my friends apart in a picture. damn near same height, most wearing glasses, same colored hair and similar looking hairstyle
Parkzer is becoming too infected by Doug and Twitch Chat’s chaotic energy. We have to reset him. Petition for Doug to do a stream pretending to be Turbo Parkzer and attempt to pull actual Parkzer back to his factory default and restore balance
Tbf to chat, almost all famous twitch streamers eventually under go the "doppleganger" phenomenon where chat and outside fans will compare your apperance to anyone with any similarities to them, no matter how small Just look at Vinny or Jerma
It doesn't stop at twitch. Wendigoon's subreddit has a whole tab dedicated to "Wendigoon sightings" where any white guy with a beard and a Hawaiian shirt and/or gun is posted.
If I got sent a picture of some random white guy and told "is this you?" I would find it super funny (edit: that doesn't give me the right to make other people feel that way)
I'm genuinely shocked that i never noticed parkzer was an asian for watching doug's videos for 2-3 years thae worst part is that i'm not only asian, but i'm also korean like parkzer. why did i never knew that?!
@BetweenTheLines8 "But that's just your taste, and I guess I have to have your game taste because you're famous?" is the part that @kotori6938 is replying to. It is a very rude and out of left field statement, which is why @kotori6938 replied to you saying that you can respectfully disagree with someone instead of saying the strange and disrespectful thing you said.
NRNR? That's an extreme off-roading motorsport team based in the great plains of the ole USA. They compete in 5 different major leagues and are considered a top tier team. Yeah I bought a shirt from them once and memorized their wiki. It was really high quality
I got to see that Just Crow Things game at an indie event on the roof of the Grammy Museum a few weeks ago and it looked pretty cool. Definitely one of my favs from that event.
I like that Parkzers three most defining traits, in order are:
1. Gun
2. Glasses
3. Asian
Lawyer over glasses IMO
@@Aquilenne and cop, don't forget he's a cop
Friendly reminder that Parkzer is not a lawyer - he just plays a lawyer in ‘films’.
Calls the bald one his government name
@@michaelgoldsmith6615 Kim Kitsuragi
"the one thing to remember is whetever you're white or black or gay or straight is that we're all korean" - dougdoug, 2024
yes
no cap?
on God?
He did indeed say this
Oppa gang dam style!
2:29 "fr fr." "No.. nr nr"
This response was way funnier than it had any right to be
YOU.
@@astraadams1692 me :33
cant blame a BARK for tryin'.
holy shit it's some gal named eve yeah im so stealing that phrase
@@toomanydum4084 That was a poorly timed reply lmao
"I'm sorry Terry, but due to the acquisition we're going to have to dissolve your department."
"...No cap?"
ong?
"fr fr Terry, pack up your stuff and get out."
@@G-Mastah-Fash”nr nr, I am hereby reviving my department”
This comment made me howl with laughter
@@sergeantnerfsalot2784 no cap?
I like how usually parkzer never laughs at doug or chats bits but immediately cracks up at racism
Him and Woolie should meet up, the laughs would ne legendary
Well it’s pretty funny.
@@dante_0962 racism is pretty funny ngl
@@zhitchcresttail3387
Oh shit another woolie hole fan
to be fair, who doesnt.
Now that Doug pointed this out, it's gonna turn into another running joke he hates where "Asian man + glasses = Parkzer"
actually i hope its only when someone says the word glock or gun = parkzer
@@viibo3207no matter the context. It can be a squirrel, a tree with a glock in a hole, whatever the case, it must be parkzer
"Is that an Asian man?"
"HE'S GOT A GUN"
PARKZER
PARKZER
Hello…douglas Douglas
That's Parker. Parkzers have guns.
My favorite thing about Parkzer was when he first showed up someone used the "You're lousy" audio bit, and he responded with "Whatever"
Parkzer had shown 0.0001% of his coolness that moment and stole Chat's heart.
I need to see this as thats funny as fuck
Same
@@SMPandanicthe video is called something along the lines of "I hired a lawyer to teach me gun safety"
That was the first time parkzer was live on stream, previously he would have voice calls on stream.
0:13 "Hello. Squirrel." - Parkzer, 2023
That was his best Line tbh
Vid?
@@Nixahma "Parkzer answers "business" Questions for 20 Minutes" (it's on the Clips Channel)
1:35 "Find all the races in the world"
Korean. Done
Should be easy. They’re all Korean
Korean, uhhh, nascar, 100 yard dash, does a marathon count?
@@radioactiveseaotterdon't forget the race from the dock to the vinewood sign
He raided Pointcrow after this and Pointcrow then explained how it was Doug who was the one shitting from the rafters
Nah Pointcrow was definitely lying there, Doug would wreak shit-filled havoc on the people in a way more confrontational way. He is The Shit King, after all.
It does seem like something DougDoug would do.
@@OneEyeShadow But its definitly something OugDoug would do
I don't know what's more messed up. The fact that Pointcrow did that or that people are saying stuff like "that's not true at all doug is just making stuff up"
I posted the clip to pointcrow and told him that doug exposed him, he said that everyone knows he did it.
@@heinshaaine8153 do you got a clip of him reacting?
Pointcrow's cash reserves are deep, and the paid actors are plentiful.......
Its so disgusting that people are defending this man
This is going to blow up on r/dougdoughate
0:30 Doug is right, we let Parkzer down. From this point forward, I vow to not only be as racist as possible myself, but to also tell as many people as possible that they need to be more racist because Parkzer likes it and finds racism funny. I see no possible way this plan could backfire.
Woolie Hyena Laugh.mp3
Agree, racist community gets too much hate today, I am glad there are people like Parkzer who openly support us and don't find it shameful. People should be more accepting these days.
@@tundcwe123i came out as racist to my family and my father told me that he has no son, that because i broke into some random guys house but still the racist community needs to be accepted
Y'all joke but this is a legit movement nowadays.
Wtf happened.
People think I’m racist because I hate certain ethnicities more than others. But that’s not true. I’m racist because I hate everyone equally
I’m Asian…am I Parker?
@@bluemanjoe1238 always have been
Parkzer?!
Possibly
That can’t be it because I’m Parkzer
Only if you say “glock” while wearing glasses
He's the main character, of course we're obsessed with him.
No, that's Chair. Parkzer is more of a deuteragonist.
"the one thing to remember is whetever you're white or black or gay or straight is that we're all korean" - the plot of Yakuza 2
Is there some in-joke that I'm missing here? Why 'whetever' and not 'whether'? The original _'source'(?)_ *also* doesn't have the second _'is'_ because that'd be just wrong.
@@polygontower I think they are just mistakes from typing too fast with no auto correct, don’t overthink it lol.
You really just copy-pasted the other comment including how blatantly wrong it is?
@@Sweetiebombsvids No, it's a direct copy of another comment, which makes it even worse.
LMAO
I'm with Parkzer on this one. The TV on the gaming chair is hilarious.
it's ridiculous. haha, who thought that would be a good idea?
This is the longest 2:54 video I've ever seen
Its so weird to see doug play the "straight man" to parkzer's bit instead of the usual doug annoys parkzer shenanigans
Parkzer unable to contain his laughter whenever he saw the tv man is going to live rent free in my head
playing 0:58 at .5x speed is gold
This is my favorite friendship, because im pretty sure they've only had like 4 coherent conversations in the entire time they've known each other
0:58 why did they put the tv monitor IN A CHAIR. JUST USE A TV STAND
the funny
0:57 I love how Parkzer was just laughing hysterically at this random guy's mere existence
Parkzer is every asian guy with glasses as doug is every bald white guy
And jerma is every white guy with brown hair
@@Door227+ facial hair = Vinny
@@stilllogan - hair = dougdoug
"Git Gud Noob" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"nah cap"- sun tzu
"Fr fr"- Sun Tzu, aka Parkzer
@@Zapples12 "Stop Feeding" - Barbara W. Tuchman, The Guns of August
@@Thenonymous1 "Uninstall" - Mary Beard, SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome
“Gi Gud Noob” - Sun zu, he Ar of War
As an asian person, that guy does kinda look like Parkzer.
U kinda look like him too (this is a joke)
hello parkzer
as an asian dude, i have trouble telling my friends apart in a picture. damn near same height, most wearing glasses, same colored hair and similar looking hairstyle
@@user-co8vc8es6i smh should’ve doubled down and removed the disclaimer XD
twitch chat cant resist parkzer, hes just so cute
Who is twitch chat? We”re talking about twich chat here!
can't*
he's*
wich cha can resis parkzer, he's jus so cue
@@JorgetePanetebe real, nobody cares about apostrophes
Omg you're asian that's so cool@@peli._.668
Parkzer is becoming too infected by Doug and Twitch Chat’s chaotic energy. We have to reset him.
Petition for Doug to do a stream pretending to be Turbo Parkzer and attempt to pull actual Parkzer back to his factory default and restore balance
Don't you mean twich chat?
this video is bussin, no cap
I love the fact that firefox gives me the option to translate this comment into english.
@@derschlnken8119 It's not JUST Firefox. It's UA-cam that let's you do that.
FR FR
@@2jackdolan Same with this comment
@@2jackdolanNR NR
2:18 Metal Gear Doug 3: Pointcrow Eater.
The parkzer AGG test:
- Asian
- Glasses
- Gun
If someone meets these requirements, they are officially parkzer
I prefer GAG
Tbf to chat, almost all famous twitch streamers eventually under go the "doppleganger" phenomenon where chat and outside fans will compare your apperance to anyone with any similarities to them, no matter how small
Just look at Vinny or Jerma
It doesn't stop at twitch. Wendigoon's subreddit has a whole tab dedicated to "Wendigoon sightings" where any white guy with a beard and a Hawaiian shirt and/or gun is posted.
@@captainbirch2.079should be easy to karma farm that. Just get some boogaloo boys
Dougdoug doesn't see race, he sees targets.
"I am white and also not Parkzer. Therefore, non-white = Parkzer? I also don't own a gun so gun = Parkzer too?"
-Twitch Chat
The fact that Parkzer laughs uncontrollably at the asian joke even before the gun thing comes up instead getting offended ❤ Bless you Parkzer!
Bro who wouldn't.
"Bro I saw you the other day at walmart"
"Huh"
"Send picture of random Asian dude"
Well, one of the first things he said on his intro stream was that he has a very different sense of humor to Doug
If I got sent a picture of some random white guy and told "is this you?" I would find it super funny (edit: that doesn't give me the right to make other people feel that way)
I'm genuinely shocked that i never noticed parkzer was an asian for watching doug's videos for 2-3 years
thae worst part is that i'm not only asian, but i'm also korean like parkzer. why did i never knew that?!
THAT'S MY KOREANS
To twitch chat parkzer’s entire identity boils down to glasses gun and lawyer
2:16 it seems dougdoug has abdicated from his role of "the shit king"
Dude I love Bowser's Fury
Dude bowser's fury is so cool, it makes me wanna merge without looking
@BetweenTheLines8Or just respectfully disagree? That is a thing you can do on the internet
@BetweenTheLines8 "But that's just your taste, and I guess I have to have your game taste because you're famous?" is the part that @kotori6938 is replying to. It is a very rude and out of left field statement, which is why @kotori6938 replied to you saying that you can respectfully disagree with someone instead of saying the strange and disrespectful thing you said.
@BetweenTheLines8 are you okay?
I'm Asian, but I'm a woman and don't wear glasses, does that make me 1/3rd Parkzer?
Do you have a gun?
yeah
Maybe the real Parkzer is the gun we made along the way
Can confirm. Pointcrow flew over me last week and shat on my car.
It's so funny that Parkzer is sotting so low down, it looks like he's a child and Doug is the parent
I am asain and own a gun, am I parkzer?
I like the guy saying “twink (positive)” about the first guy
they actually modeled kim kitsuragi around parkzer, fr fr no cap
I found Parkzer from DougDoug's Tetris and Dating video, he has been my favorite character ever since.
They really put a tv in a chair for an interview
Theres actually no better feeling than being told that other people see members of your race and think of you
Probably the most Ive seen Prkzer laugh. Lovin it
NRNR? That's an extreme off-roading motorsport team based in the great plains of the ole USA. They compete in 5 different major leagues and are considered a top tier team.
Yeah I bought a shirt from them once and memorized their wiki. It was really high quality
I didn’t know Parkzer was so varied in his work!
- N R N R???
- hahahaaha
- tatadidjid?
I didn't even notice the missing T in "twich chat" in the title before they got to the joke about missing T's.
Maybe the true Parkzer is the friends we made along the way...
"What?"
- Parkzer
1:55 (ignore this it's for my awful memory)
That's my gun
Maybe the real Parkzer was the friends we made along the way.
This is the silliest I’ve seen Parkzer
Damn, I need to get my hands on a firearm to complete my evolution.
2:48. 'Nuff said. 😆🤣
Parkzer and Doug are just... really funny. I love those boys so much, they're so goddamn cute. 💜
0:13 glock tuah
I'm assuming the missing "T" in "twich" from the title is a reference to the missing T in nex in the video
twich
It’s there now. I think it was a genuine mistake lol
@@StarBoundAngel I thought it was probably accidental but I was being generous
@@goinkosu Honestly, they should have kept it and gone the extra mile by removing all the t’s
I thought the chair was empty when it first showed the gaming chair with the tv and that made the tv reveal even funnier 😭😭😭😭
Parkzer with the hard R at 2:32
Doug Doug is why pointcrow and small ant hate each other
Me, a queer female child with glasses and a south asian ethnicity:
*looks dramatically at hands* "what have i become..?"
You are become parkzer, destroyer of worlds (with a gun)
1:50 La-li-lu-le-lo
As an asian, I can confirm I can' say words.
Holy Shit!
Hatsune Miku!?!
“i am all the asians”
-parkzer palpatine
Google: how to tell if I am parkerzernant
“We are all Parkzer on the inside”-Rick Sanchez
THATS MY PARKZER
youtube is also obsessed with parkzer.
Douglas “Colorblind” Douglas and Adam “Racist” Parkzer
I got to see that Just Crow Things game at an indie event on the roof of the Grammy Museum a few weeks ago and it looked pretty cool. Definitely one of my favs from that event.
YOU KNOW WE ARE BABY
I think the real Parkzer is the friends we made along the way
I'm not racist, everyone holding a gun really does look like Parkzer.
"Are you /srs or /j?!"
"nr"
I didn't know I was Korean. Thank you.
We're Parkzer guys, of course we have an asian gun with glasses
Didn't know Parkzer was a woman as well!
Parkzer can be anything
Enter the Parkzerverse
@tbotalpha8133 Mans a lawyer, priest, businessman, policeman, seat officer he can truly do it all *insert him saying hes none of that*
“I am every Asian person” -Adam Parkzer
as a korean i can confirm i'm parkzer
Parkzer is the perfect straight man for Douglas Douglas.
They were made for eachother.
If all Asians were parkzer the world would be better.
SHIT IF WERE ALL PARKZER LIVE WOULD BE A DREAM
Everywhere I look, I see his face...
I love that Parkzer is down with “Every Asian man is Parkzer” being a bit
IM STILL RUNNING A PETTITION FOR DOUG TO NAME HIS CLIPS CHANNEL JUST "DOUG"
friendly fire will not be tolerated
Can’t believe i’m actually parkzer
frfr on guard no carp, thats so simpsons
Parkzer never does anything by accident.
Thank you twich chat!
Having the difficult conversations, not like in a good way... but still
I love the idea that it was only just now that Doug is realizing Parkzer is Asian.
1:03 Parkzoh