Trump Knows About Aliens and Hasn’t Said Anything?!

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
  • Day 36 of #Squattergate is upon us, Israel’s former Head of Space Security claims in a new book that aliens have been in contact with the government and that Donald Trump knows about it, Mike Pence announces a new name for Cape Canaveral, we present a loving tribute to his commitment to space, Rudy Giuliani is reportedly recovering from COVID-19, Melania just wants to go home, Joe Exotic turns to Kim Kardashian for help with his pardon, and Jimmy and Guillermo throw on their elf costumes to find out who has been naughty or nice.
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  • @jonathankhan7184
    @jonathankhan7184 3 роки тому +1175

    The problem is this is very true
    And y'all are making it a joke
    American media really is pathetic

    • @ghostyperson3160
      @ghostyperson3160 3 роки тому +116

      The media died many years ago its hard to get news in America that is real

    • @Swoiny
      @Swoiny 3 роки тому +48

      Because these shallow presenters and their crews are scared. Their ratings are falling and they are being exposed for their other “hobbies”.

    • @whoekm
      @whoekm 3 роки тому +25

      Probably because he might be a reptilian him self 😉

    • @rayoperator2699
      @rayoperator2699 3 роки тому +11

      Its not true get real.

    • @haxonprime1243
      @haxonprime1243 3 роки тому +50

      @@rayoperator2699 You'll be surprised whats real. You think our governments are not holding years and years worth of classified information, Some of that information will blow your socks off. I wouldn't be surprised if they have known about aliens for years and haven't said a word. Space is Massive, and to think WERE there only intelligent life in it would be a stupid claim indeed. People have wondered for years, if there is alien life out there, then why haven't they contacted us yet. Problem is, they have an our world leaders chose to keep it from us. Many have tried to come out about it for years, but always get laughed at, and it will only be when a ship is parked next to the planet Earth, when the idiots who laughed and poked at the people who tried to tell them these things were real, get to say " I told you so". I'm not daft and I am waiting for the hammer to drop, either they tell us soon, or those who have been hidden from us will announce themselves without their permission.

  • @rahulr5147
    @rahulr5147 3 роки тому +479

    If that kid doesn't get a blue whale and 10 presents from u guys, I'm going to be super pissed.

    • @cashboymusic245
      @cashboymusic245 3 роки тому +10

      Big facts

    • @kerikah
      @kerikah 3 роки тому +48

      And a candy cane pen.

    • @faetherflye
      @faetherflye 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah, he was such a good sport about those dentures, I'm kinda thinking they should go with the 100 present thing he had originally suggested.

    • @clarkloeffler8130
      @clarkloeffler8130 3 роки тому +9

      If that kid doesn't get a blue whale and 10 presents from u guys, I'm going to be super pissed.

    • @tasnimtrisha2
      @tasnimtrisha2 3 роки тому

      @@kerikah yeah...cause they are funny...😉🤣🤣

  • @areskahn3399
    @areskahn3399 3 роки тому +388

    Remember, guys... Just the thought of the phone was once laughed at💯

    • @johnb1491
      @johnb1491 3 роки тому +15

      Funny how 3 months changed everything

    • @wellintended783
      @wellintended783 3 роки тому +20

      Remember once fire was a miracle. I believe we're not alone. But I also believe that if we were in contact they wouldn't listen to the idiots in our government's.

    • @SirDirtle
      @SirDirtle 3 роки тому +1

      So was Jimmy kimmel

    • @0xc1d34
      @0xc1d34 3 роки тому +7

      Aliens are not a joke we are

    • @andyc9902
      @andyc9902 3 роки тому

      Turee

  • @alienzordfalcon5162
    @alienzordfalcon5162 3 роки тому +104

    Trump actually did tease this info. He said he knows some “very interesting” information regarding Roswell etc.

    • @alpkube2028
      @alpkube2028 2 роки тому

      Doesnt mean its ufo/alien related
      Could just mean its a cover up for some other classified government information

    • @mred9361
      @mred9361 2 роки тому +1

      Believe it, he doesn't lie does he?

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 2 роки тому +1

      Ever notice how he never mentions what he claims to know? For a draft dodger he claims to know more then the generals. Again, no mention of what. Of course he knows about aliens, he married two.

    • @ches2673
      @ches2673 2 роки тому

      Trump is not human. Reptilian. Melania too.

    • @jessicam.griggs8110
      @jessicam.griggs8110 2 роки тому +4

      @@mred9361 Nope. He Tells The Truth. My President 4EVER. MSR4EVER

  • @mr.samsonite2024
    @mr.samsonite2024 3 роки тому +520

    This is like that South Park episode when they test humans to see if they’re ready to join the rest of galaxy and we fail the test

  • @premgokuls
    @premgokuls 3 роки тому +153

    Adorable little Owen was like, “The jokes on you Jimmy. I love the dentures. Best gift ever!!”

  • @brandonbroner
    @brandonbroner 3 роки тому +145

    I love how they’re trying to make this into a joke. It’s not a joke... You will soon see...

    • @lindseym2134
      @lindseym2134 3 роки тому +8

      I know right. It actually makes sense why Trump started the Space Force.

    • @tryfindyourfreindssoul9853
      @tryfindyourfreindssoul9853 3 роки тому +2

      Bro can you tell me more unfiltered stuff not sugar coated

    • @owenisgoin2812
      @owenisgoin2812 3 роки тому +2

      Trump is a joke mate

    • @vaneciawhite8149
      @vaneciawhite8149 3 роки тому +4

      God is real Heaven and Hell Is real Jesus is coming soon Repent

    • @winxgirl2072
      @winxgirl2072 3 роки тому +1

      @@vaneciawhite8149 Amen

  • @travelwg5268
    @travelwg5268 3 роки тому +321

    This is why Aliens said we are not ready for them. Look at them laughing and joking about it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @iceburgess461
      @iceburgess461 3 роки тому

      Explore NaturewithG no

    • @marlenna6730
      @marlenna6730 3 роки тому +17

      @@iceburgess461 yea

    • @lousiano8813
      @lousiano8813 3 роки тому +16

      This is quiet confusing they say when people on the maimstream say jokes about odd stuff its often to be true. Jim carry once said "behind that laughter is some truth "

    • @travelwg5268
      @travelwg5268 3 роки тому

      @@lousiano8813 yessir

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 2 роки тому +15

      Oh ya and you can bet the aliens are laughing at us too. They're probably laughing at our immaturity, weakness and inferiority. We're dead meat compared to them. No doubt they're way more evolved and wiser than us, no joke

  • @friedtwice9058
    @friedtwice9058 3 роки тому +554

    I can’t believe my tax dollars went to giving Rudolph Giuliani a hundred thousand dollar antibody cocktail, but I can’t get 1200 to feed my family wtf

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 3 роки тому +38

      It's terrible! He shouldn't have got any medical treatment.

    • @KhanKubratDulo
      @KhanKubratDulo 3 роки тому +11

      Fred Twice where did you live in USA? The minimum wage in Western Europe is 10 euros per hour or around 12 american dollars I was thinking in America is better but maybe only if you work on 3 jobs ..

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox 3 роки тому +33

      And that's the pyramid scheme of power where all resources are sucked up by the already rich and powerful at the top and where you serve them but when you need something good luck.

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox 3 роки тому +42

      @@KhanKubratDulo I heard it costs an American around $900 to call for an ambulance in an emergency!! It costs me NOTHING here in the UK.

    • @manishkumar31191
      @manishkumar31191 3 роки тому +19

      Government should support people rather than these maniac. I wish Joe works on it. Daily workers need work n food on their plate.

  • @Ratsinameatsuit
    @Ratsinameatsuit 3 роки тому +332

    The “I love them” about the dentures was too sweet. Good kid.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 роки тому +15

      cristinalcherry Properly raised. I had a school teacher aunt who would re-gift things her students gave her. We always had to be properly thankful for the pencil holder or the eagle statue, etc.

    • @scooterbabes1
      @scooterbabes1 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao your aunt sucked 🤣

    • @DOLfirst
      @DOLfirst 3 роки тому +8

      TOTALLY! I am only a few years older than my sister's kids. I had never met them. They came for Christmas from out of state several years ago. I bought each (4) of them a gift. It's very difficult to buy gifts for people you don't know. All of them were SO rude. I realized at that moment that my sister and her husband weren't the perfect parents and they weren't the perfect family that my father always bragged about. I haven't bothered with them since then. A thank you would have been nice...or even a smile. This kid rocks.

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis 3 роки тому +1

      @@DOLfirst the fact you had never met them

    • @thwiftlythwept7023
      @thwiftlythwept7023 3 роки тому +2

      Echoes of the kids who'd act all happy for getting potatoes for xmas in the old Kimmel switcheroo challenge.

  • @mac4491
    @mac4491 3 роки тому +79

    And now imagine making jokes about this after the pentagon releases the videos. Really ate your own foot in that one.

    • @wellintended783
      @wellintended783 3 роки тому +4

      If someone could explain why every picture or video is a pixolated grainy crappie one I might believe it. Also just because it's unidentified doesn't make it an alien. The human mind often fills in the blanks? And it's almost always something other than what the mind came up with. No matter how intelligent the person. Just saying I don't think an alien would care what our government's tell them. They most likely would make themselves known to the masses not hide in caves and under the water and such. I'm not sure what makes people automatically jump to the conclusion that aliens are everything we can't immediately explain. But I also assume that we are not the only beings in a space we can't begin to see the end of.

    • @viaredzagames
      @viaredzagames 3 роки тому +3

      @@wellintended783 these pictures are taken at great distances. We’re not talking about just on top the roof of your house here. Most of these recordings or pictures are taken at incredible heights.

    • @wellintended783
      @wellintended783 3 роки тому +2

      @@viaredzagames Have you seen the technology the military uses for filming today? Lol the fact still remains that if it were aliens they'd have no reason to hide. And the human brain makes thing's up all the time. No matter how smart you think you are your mind is always playing tricks on you. But I'm still not saying it's impossible. It's just unlikely.

    • @andrewchirot9998
      @andrewchirot9998 3 роки тому

      @@wellintended783 the reason that I feel extraterrestrials wouldn’t reveal themselves to the masses is because they are doing exactly what we would do if we found another civilization, and that’s called spying while being discrete. The fact that these UAP’s are being seen around military bases, and new reports are now suggesting some have been spotted in our oceans only leads one to believe that we are being watched.

    • @TimJBucci
      @TimJBucci 3 роки тому

      @@wellintended783 I remember seeing a video of a Nikon zoom into one of those triangles, and if it was an animation, it was superbly done.... but I can't find the video on UA-cam anymore? If it was real, I suppose them removing the video makes more sense if they're trying to hide something.... but if it wasn't real, why would they feel the need to remove that video?

  • @AlejandroHernandez-tb8ev
    @AlejandroHernandez-tb8ev 2 роки тому +6

    Crazy how they try to make fun of this even though it’s real

  • @SuperNova496
    @SuperNova496 3 роки тому +593

    this is how bob lazar was treated, when his story came out...

    • @LP-fy8wr
      @LP-fy8wr 3 роки тому +80

      Bob is legit no doubt

    • @jon3706
      @jon3706 3 роки тому +17

      Exactly what came to my mind when I watched this

    • @rayoperator2699
      @rayoperator2699 3 роки тому +6

      Bob Lazar lied and lied until he got stuck

    • @O1OO1O1
      @O1OO1O1 3 роки тому +1

      George Knapp in his recent podcast had a better treatment, explaining how translation may have been an issue. Jeremy Corbell, who did the Lazar documentary, is trying to get more details about the story, and interview the guy who made the disclosure. In other words, giving it justice and treating it seriously, as Knapp as done the subject since he interviewed Lazar years ago.

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy 3 роки тому +14

      ​@@rayoperator2699 Lazar revealed an atomic element years before the scientific community discovered and then tabled it. FACT. so unless he plagiarized some unknown scientist's prior discovery, then he isn't wrong about everything, though i do not share his belief that E.T.s are all benevolent, in fact I've concluded that secrecy and coverups are imposed by THEM upon our governments, not the other way around and now worrying that the WEF Great Reset COVID shutdowns and Bill Gate's "final solution" leads to a mass depopulation program, at THEIR behest.

  • @lockdo6307
    @lockdo6307 3 роки тому +370

    Owen was super adorable. Hope everyone has a merry Christmas 🎄!

    • @ImJustSaijan
      @ImJustSaijan 3 роки тому +14

      Yo I dont know you at all but I truly wish you a merry Christmas as well

    • @priyushavallabhaneni8654
      @priyushavallabhaneni8654 3 роки тому +14

      Mery Christmas to you too 🎄🎄🎁🎁

    • @priyushavallabhaneni8654
      @priyushavallabhaneni8654 3 роки тому +9

      @@ImJustSaijan Mery Christmas 🎄🎄🎁🎁

    • @ImJustSaijan
      @ImJustSaijan 3 роки тому +12

      @@priyushavallabhaneni8654 and that right there is what we need in this world. Instead of golf course/space force.....but space golf probably would be kinda fun dont ya think?

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 3 роки тому +22

      Owen was sweet. Well behaved and a very good little boy. Santa.. get Owen that stuffed blue whale!

  • @meghadwivedixiisci.b2619
    @meghadwivedixiisci.b2619 3 роки тому +10

    This what mind control is man making you think its false and fun but telling you the truth with half falseness

  • @permearljones2723
    @permearljones2723 2 роки тому +20

    “The only one in the king’s court that can tell the truth about the king is the jester.” When the truth is made hilarious no one takes it serious.

  • @MrRoxaneW
    @MrRoxaneW 3 роки тому +416

    The universe is literally sooooo huge and yall believe that other beings don’t exist ?

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 3 роки тому +24

      Not to the antiscience flat eathers

    • @SunShine-ye6ik
      @SunShine-ye6ik 3 роки тому +38

      American Ego at its finest. If people look up at INFINITY, and think we are the best of the best? Ha! I think we're more like a rerun of a show that plays in the middle of the night. Just background noise.

    • @AlchemicalForge91
      @AlchemicalForge91 3 роки тому +12

      we live in what is the boondocks of the milky way.. outer arms.. we basically live in the mississippi of our own galaxy.. we are not only in a universe teeming with life.. we are exponentially more insignificant than we thought by far.

    • @MrJerryk55
      @MrJerryk55 3 роки тому +3

      I am an other being and I exist.

    • @ehrmahgerd5641
      @ehrmahgerd5641 3 роки тому +15

      I don't doubt that there are other beings out there. Although, I don't think we'll ever meet them, considering the closest inhabitable planet is 4.2 light-years away. 4.2 light-years is 24,690,226,553,219 miles. Fastest speed ever traveled by humans is 24,791 mph on Apollo 10. At 100,000 mph, it would take about 28,165 years to get there. And that's the closest prospect.

  • @thusharj
    @thusharj 3 роки тому +576

    I dont get why the audience is laughing

    • @barriniho
      @barriniho 3 роки тому +17

      Kimmel is a comedian and cracking jokes about Trump.

    • @Jay-tw3pv
      @Jay-tw3pv 3 роки тому +14

      It's comical to the masses as they can't begin to fathom it being real at all. All that's real is their iphone and the all-mighty dollar.

    • @kaydbe4494
      @kaydbe4494 3 роки тому +7

      Because there the aliens lol👽

    • @kirscherine23
      @kirscherine23 3 роки тому +5

      check out Freud and why we make jokes about what frightens us. it is explainable.

    • @peeyushunderrated6623
      @peeyushunderrated6623 3 роки тому +3

      Because they are ignorant sheeps . They only believe in Shitty iPhone series.

  • @MichaelC-no8dx
    @MichaelC-no8dx 3 роки тому +11

    The acknowlegement of contact with another intelligence would likely collapse religion and cause worldwide mayhem... particularly if they disclosed the origin and meaning of life

  • @andrewchirot9998
    @andrewchirot9998 3 роки тому +21

    Look at all of these deluded individuals. This ain’t gonna be funny when the truth comes out, half of y’all will be scared of your own shadow.

  • @ianhesford
    @ianhesford 3 роки тому +39

    What's really laughable is how many people are still laughing about this subject despite the tsunami of revelations and credible testimony just this year. Yep... still not ready.

  • @themissionproductions2336
    @themissionproductions2336 3 роки тому +47

    What a grateful little boy. Congrats to his parents for raising such a good boy.

  • @robloxcoolplays123splays3
    @robloxcoolplays123splays3 3 роки тому +69

    plot twist:
    the laughing audience are actually aliens

  • @Jack-rs3ok
    @Jack-rs3ok 3 роки тому +6

    Alien to another alien-"yes buddy!human beings are true!they really exists!

  • @SelfLoveACommunity13
    @SelfLoveACommunity13 3 роки тому +275

    He's the cutest little boy with such a good heart.

    • @raydology9584
      @raydology9584 3 роки тому +16

      IF Trump asked the kid "how old are you" and the kid said "I'm 4 years old" Trump would have replied "me 2"

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +12

      I can't remember anything I did before the age of five. And this young lad has words like "imagine" in his vocabulary.

    • @robertjones8576
      @robertjones8576 3 роки тому +1

      Jimmy sure is

    • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
      @MicahBuzanANIMATION 3 роки тому +7

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc He's extremely sociable and articulate for his age. I couldn't even talk until I was almost 4.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 роки тому +1

      If I were a crazy Trumpite boy would I be screaming about "we have the Meds! WE have the Feds!"

  • @ink7938
    @ink7938 3 роки тому +409

    Today, we laugh. But there will be a time where laughter won't even exist.

    • @3ormore778
      @3ormore778 3 роки тому +16

      This isnt funny, this is some crazy news, IF this is true. Still nothing funny

    • @lurkintomgaming397
      @lurkintomgaming397 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah it won’t be funny

    • @kirscherine23
      @kirscherine23 3 роки тому +1

      im jokin hard on this one

    • @AboveSanity000
      @AboveSanity000 3 роки тому +4

      Like I said...These media agents play word games to flip flop ppl minds into confusion. that's what make them comfortable to lie in your face with smiling joker faces and the automaton idiots laugh for the hell of it bcus their chip programmer in their brains told them to react that way to truths and be idiots living for their lies. Smh.

    • @farfalina
      @farfalina 3 роки тому +6

      They laughing Because the can’t accept the fact that the truth has been revealed.

  • @leeshepherdtrading
    @leeshepherdtrading 3 роки тому +9

    My grandad had alien rocks in his pool that made him feel younger. He’s no longer with us. He went out in a boat and never came back.

  • @crystal4514
    @crystal4514 3 роки тому +5

    Just thank you for all the laugh's during covid

  • @donnab7666
    @donnab7666 3 роки тому +195

    The little boy was adorable.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 роки тому +9

      Yes, it's nice to enjoy that age ,watch out when they become teenagers .

    • @janethanna9023
      @janethanna9023 3 роки тому +8

      @@teresitauy5532 My daughter was the opposite-- she was pretty hard to deal with as a small child but a joy once she got into pre-teen&teens !!

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 3 роки тому +5

      omg yes! i was "awww"ing the whole time!!

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he could do with learning a few more manners though. Didn't hear one please or thank you.

    • @grimezgetem
      @grimezgetem 3 роки тому

      @@janethanna9023 U gave me hope lol

  • @BazookaToe
    @BazookaToe 3 роки тому +663

    Mars isn’t sending us their best.

    • @roxannemoser
      @roxannemoser 3 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thehound9086
      @thehound9086 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @blackcandyish
      @blackcandyish 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @shawnthegreat4281
      @shawnthegreat4281 3 роки тому +17

      We need to build a wall in space a big beautiful wall made of good china steal.

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 3 роки тому +18

      @@shawnthegreat4281 make Mars pay for it.

  • @msc2u1
    @msc2u1 3 роки тому +2

    The alien bit was awesome 👌👏🏾😎🙌🏾😀👍🏿

  • @jellymoon6116
    @jellymoon6116 3 роки тому +26

    Fun Fact: If you say fun fact people will read the entire thing

    • @jellymoon6116
      @jellymoon6116 3 роки тому +1

      @@ramamoorthipadmapriya6436 lmao thanks, and yeah fr

    • @jellymoon6116
      @jellymoon6116 3 роки тому

      @Ethan Hammons look it up

    • @owenisgoin2812
      @owenisgoin2812 3 роки тому

      There's literally a live audience

  • @braedensteele3184
    @braedensteele3184 3 роки тому +294

    I mean, he did create space force out of nowhere.

    • @kiretoandslimglarus
      @kiretoandslimglarus 3 роки тому +40

      Russia had a space force since 1992 I think, but I agree the timing of it was strange.

    • @jon3706
      @jon3706 3 роки тому +22

      @@kiretoandslimglarus very strange

    • @sristammaharjan2347
      @sristammaharjan2347 3 роки тому +7

      Very interesting indeed. They will prob start adopting their technologies

    • @emptyrolloftolietpaper1757
      @emptyrolloftolietpaper1757 3 роки тому +3

      What if the aliens finally ally up with us and give us cloning tech and futuristic guns. And light sabers!!!

    • @KRATOS-dq6sd
      @KRATOS-dq6sd 3 роки тому +6

      @@emptyrolloftolietpaper1757 I am sorry to burst your bubble but that probably won’t happen

  • @kidsister316
    @kidsister316 3 роки тому +117

    "you're not too far from becoming a soil sample yourself"
    damn.....

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому +4

    What a little peach! His language and social skills are good for a kid of his age.

  • @maggiemargaret1412
    @maggiemargaret1412 3 роки тому +5

    Owen is completely adorable and what a good, good kid~! Kudos to his parents. He "crawls around with his little brother" (apparently b/c that's all his little brother can do right now...awwww!) And, he loves his gift ~ the thing he least wanted, expected, not even a pencil candy-cane, let alone a blue whale, but "I love it" he says, in all genuine appreciation. How incredibly wonderful~!

  • @dcoleman4444
    @dcoleman4444 3 роки тому +117

    If Trump knew, he would definitely have said something. The 1st President to disclose. He's such a narcissist he wouldn't be able to hold it back.

    • @TvboxFinnan
      @TvboxFinnan 3 роки тому +4

      Not if the military said 'the last guys who tried to tell were JFK and his brother.'

    • @whiteboymike3999
      @whiteboymike3999 3 роки тому +2

      Hmm maybe that's part why all those kids went missing. Part of some deal

    • @relixur4095
      @relixur4095 3 роки тому

      You forgot his space force comment.

  • @thomasmoeller3446
    @thomasmoeller3446 3 роки тому +39

    T**** knows a lot about aliens. He married two and have employed hundreds if not thousands building and/or maintaining his various properties.

  • @oliviam9737
    @oliviam9737 3 роки тому +1

    LMAO not the space poodle 😭

  • @jparcasm
    @jparcasm 2 роки тому +3

    If you identify a UFO, it’s an FO…until it lands, then it’s just an O

  • @Recee43
    @Recee43 3 роки тому +152

    I think if the truth comes, their will be more choking on words than laughter.

    • @farfalina
      @farfalina 3 роки тому +14

      Because they can’t accept the fact that the truth has been revealed.

    • @oliveiramuti3472
      @oliveiramuti3472 3 роки тому +12

      Truth is already there people don't want to accept mostly because of religion

    • @2mjz84
      @2mjz84 3 роки тому +4

      @@oliveiramuti3472 Your bs has nothing on religion

    • @addamriley5452
      @addamriley5452 3 роки тому +2

      @@2mjz84 do you even know why religions form in the first place? Why they keep happening over and over throughout history?

    • @2mjz84
      @2mjz84 3 роки тому +2

      @@addamriley5452 yes its obvious that god wants to send his message and the prophets deliver it, proving so with their miracles and thats how people believed them, so thats how religions form

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому +3218

    Trump knowing this and not spilling the beans is by far less realistic than actual alien contact.

    • @mettjeswift5531
      @mettjeswift5531 3 роки тому +75

      So true. I laughed out loud

    • @xanyz1985
      @xanyz1985 3 роки тому +29

      🤣😂

    • @johnassal5838
      @johnassal5838 3 роки тому +68

      He might've been watching Sharknado when they tried to brief him.

    • @Bokmoh
      @Bokmoh 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tomgraves6463
      @tomgraves6463 3 роки тому +9

      Subliminal beans....
      Promoting. .....
      Gaslighting. Can you match that?

  • @wallyjohn7260
    @wallyjohn7260 3 роки тому +6

    Yes he knows! And he knows the best Aliens! Aliens like him tremendously!

  • @noname-by3qz
    @noname-by3qz 2 роки тому +1

    "Space Force" 😁😆😅🤣😂
    Sounds like a comic book

  • @kathypiazza7228
    @kathypiazza7228 3 роки тому +291

    Owen’s parents should be proud of how well their son behaved & interacted with Jimmy’s weirdness. He want 100 toys but knows that is too many & will settle for 10. Nice kid!

    • @RuberDildo
      @RuberDildo 3 роки тому +10

      He'll be a great negotiator.

    • @HakmanTim
      @HakmanTim 3 роки тому +6

      *The Negotiator*

    • @jiwanjotguron6895
      @jiwanjotguron6895 3 роки тому +3

      Can we get him a blue whale? (A toy one of course!!)

    • @HakmanTim
      @HakmanTim 3 роки тому

      @@jiwanjotguron6895 yeah sure, cashapp it to me

  • @KP-qs3ob
    @KP-qs3ob 3 роки тому +20

    Owen saying "I love them!" is just the cutest thing ever! 😭❤

  • @jasonkarcher3681
    @jasonkarcher3681 3 роки тому +3

    The kid interview is so cute ...what a neat,polite,and funny little guy !

    • @frostedfelony
      @frostedfelony 3 роки тому

      I love your sarcasm thoughh 😂😂

  • @koushikdhulipala9786
    @koushikdhulipala9786 3 роки тому +2

    LMFAO the "space force" "golf force" had me dead 💀

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION 3 роки тому +183

    That kid has such a good heart. I feel like most kids would have been disappointed by the dentures.

    • @inspectorpouzo
      @inspectorpouzo 3 роки тому +12

      hahaha agreed, he was a heart warming little fella.

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 3 роки тому +16

      I was disappointed by the dentures, and I was only watching!

    • @adjusted-bunny
      @adjusted-bunny 3 роки тому +5

      I got dentures for Christmas from the age 4 to 9. Now that I'm old I'm very much appreciative of them.

    • @scottdykema5385
      @scottdykema5385 3 роки тому +3

      @@adjusted-bunny 😀👍

    • @marinaramalho
      @marinaramalho 3 роки тому +3

      That was such a cute reaction!

  • @stormyr.3315
    @stormyr.3315 3 роки тому +446

    There's no way Trump could keep a secret like that. He'd find some way to claim praise for their discovery.

    • @tylerfranco8
      @tylerfranco8 3 роки тому +12

      He did make space force. Think about it, he wanted to put his name and claim it but knew he couldn’t put it himself. So he created a space team so if/when the truth comes out, “space force” will be connected to it.

    • @AAaa-pm3rr
      @AAaa-pm3rr 3 роки тому +3

      @@tylerfranco8
      Yes, he did. But that's irrelevant. He would have spilled the beans a long time ago. Forming the space force had nothing to do with it.

    • @MasterofBeats
      @MasterofBeats 3 роки тому +4

      I do have a doubt: Are we sure Army gave him the correct nuclear codes? If they had worked he would have tweeted them

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 3 роки тому +3

      He’ll, trump will say they purchased suites in trump tower and he’s has a deal to build them condos on their home planet.

    • @billyb9089
      @billyb9089 3 роки тому

      Actually there is a way.

  • @johnpereira9755
    @johnpereira9755 3 роки тому +11

    So far so good. Earthlings around me still think I am one of them.

    • @IceTea629
      @IceTea629 3 роки тому +1

      Good job the plan is going well

    • @IceTea629
      @IceTea629 3 роки тому +1

      Earthlings are naive

    • @IceTea629
      @IceTea629 3 роки тому +1

      I have more advanced technology ready for us to use

    • @johnpereira9755
      @johnpereira9755 3 роки тому

      @@IceTea629 Only my GF's mother is little suspicious. What should I do?

    • @IceTea629
      @IceTea629 3 роки тому

      @@johnpereira9755 act more natural like a human also we will have a meeting tmr on venus so make sure to be there at 2:00 pm and we will discuss our plans.

  • @SP-cd3wo
    @SP-cd3wo 3 роки тому +3

    Lmao “back on his hooves” 💀 ☠️

  • @margaretnelson7408
    @margaretnelson7408 3 роки тому +51

    Awww!
    Jimmy please send this little a toy blue whale..
    What a gem!

    • @LolaJay_
      @LolaJay_ 3 роки тому

      🐳 🐳 🐳

  • @hannsolotx8568
    @hannsolotx8568 3 роки тому +195

    This kid is Owen is really going places. He's delightful. Merry Christmas lil guy.

    • @morgan-5171
      @morgan-5171 3 роки тому

      See my picture! Its real.

    • @donnatritz7865
      @donnatritz7865 3 роки тому

      Yes, isn’t he just the sweetest kid?

    • @maxcbaumann
      @maxcbaumann 3 роки тому +1

      You gotta be kidding me. Hes so annoying

    • @andrewsmith4322
      @andrewsmith4322 3 роки тому

      @@maxcbaumann true

    • @EE-2380
      @EE-2380 3 роки тому +5

      These two 👆🏻 are probably the type to kick their dog for no reason 🙄

  • @TheOneHereNow
    @TheOneHereNow 3 роки тому +3

    The galactic federation is real. We know more than we think.

  • @Al-bo4cv
    @Al-bo4cv 3 роки тому +3

    Can someone please tell me how to say 'SPACE FORCE' without laughing?

    • @blackqueencreatorofall1783
      @blackqueencreatorofall1783 3 роки тому

      Exactly...that audience either is a laughing machine or just plain naive🤔 Looks like trump actually told us without really telling us!!! “Space Force”!!!

    • @toad4ever103
      @toad4ever103 3 роки тому

      Sorry I can't. I laughed just reading it.

  • @laurenp9723
    @laurenp9723 3 роки тому +114

    Awww what a cute sweet kid Owen is! Hope he gets his blue whale for Christmas 🎄🐋 ❤️

  • @meganperkins6845
    @meganperkins6845 3 роки тому +51

    Guillermo's laugh about the war stories. Perfect. He needs his own segment

  • @luckykaler370
    @luckykaler370 2 роки тому +2

    Aliens met wrong people

  • @jordamn_5002
    @jordamn_5002 3 роки тому +1

    wow. that was really funny. you are a funny guy. I was so close to laughing. never before has anyone been so hilarious

  • @TonesDroneVisuals
    @TonesDroneVisuals 3 роки тому +1272

    The aliens landed in the US and said, "Take me to your leader". Then they found out who it was and they said, "Is there someone else we can talk to ? "

    • @robertoloera4359
      @robertoloera4359 3 роки тому +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @snoopdiss2300
      @snoopdiss2300 3 роки тому +45

      Can I talk to ur country's manager??
      Who the hell has these kinds of leader?

    • @snotloutisagod2956
      @snotloutisagod2956 3 роки тому +50

      No. This is how it should go. The aliens landed in the US and said "Take me to your leader". They then went to the White House and found Trump. The aliens said "We said YOUR LEADER."

    • @TonesDroneVisuals
      @TonesDroneVisuals 3 роки тому +34

      @@snotloutisagod2956 And then was given directions to Moscow

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 3 роки тому +4

      D-

  • @johnassal5838
    @johnassal5838 3 роки тому +566

    I'm just amazed Joe Exotic has never been a member of Trump's cabinet.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 3 роки тому +28

      Lol he was thrown in jail right before he got the invitation! 😂

    • @judiel7332
      @judiel7332 3 роки тому +19

      There's still time before..i wouldn't put it past him. Maybe he'll be Barr's replacement

    • @gm9075
      @gm9075 3 роки тому +9

      Who do you think has been chosen to mediate between The Orange Loon and the Alien recon team...?

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 3 роки тому +18

      @@jlbueno0611 Jail never stopped any of Trumps inner circle of con artists.

    • @AnneLeighton
      @AnneLeighton 3 роки тому +7

      horrible human being.

  • @crisithink9509
    @crisithink9509 2 роки тому +3

    100% ready for these aliens, but this video was still funny 😂

  • @pmioduszewski
    @pmioduszewski 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine aliens watching this show

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 3 роки тому +362

    Why do they act like it is a joke? I thought it was pretty obvious that aliens are real. xD

    • @RR-dq6tb
      @RR-dq6tb 3 роки тому +40

      Cos they are one of the aliance..they want to conceal the truth.. Pretend to be a joke and make people believe its a joke

    • @Christ_died_for_your_sins_777.
      @Christ_died_for_your_sins_777. 3 роки тому +7

      Aliens aren't "little green men". they are fallen angels.

    • @Yabuturtle
      @Yabuturtle 3 роки тому +4

      @@Christ_died_for_your_sins_777. Who said they were anyway? The universe, or multiverse is huge and who says aliens are fallen angels? Maybe some are? I doubt all aliens are celestial entities. Probably some that are just like you and me in many ways.

    • @Christ_died_for_your_sins_777.
      @Christ_died_for_your_sins_777. 3 роки тому +4

      @Secretary Mnuchin The Bible is True. I go by The Bible. Not the pagan texts.

    • @Christ_died_for_your_sins_777.
      @Christ_died_for_your_sins_777. 3 роки тому +1

      @Secretary Mnuchin the nephilim are the offspring of the sons of God

  • @jeff1281
    @jeff1281 3 роки тому +13

    Watching him getting removed from the Office, might be the top viewed event in History. Viewed by his voter and everyone else... Don't let us down Mr. One Term....

  • @tonyamitchell9632
    @tonyamitchell9632 3 роки тому

    Owen was adorably sweet! and kind and very articulate too! My heart just melted when he was so grateful for his dentures ( he exclaims "I LOVE them!) lol he's a little sweetheart! his parents are off on the right track with this little guy!

  • @wavydavy9816
    @wavydavy9816 3 роки тому +3

    'Life On Planet Earth' is a reality show that the rest of the galaxy tunes into 24/7 and they all laugh their little alien socks off.
    👽 'Let's see what kind of mess the galaxy's stupidest sentient life form finds itself in today!' 😹

  • @debglab8791
    @debglab8791 3 роки тому +27

    What a sweet boy that little Owen is!

  • @punky19761
    @punky19761 3 роки тому +263

    It’s nice when children are grateful for their Christmas dentures.

    • @hannsolotx8568
      @hannsolotx8568 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @4isahappyfamily
      @4isahappyfamily 3 роки тому +11

      Owen was completely genuine when he said he loved them!

    • @greenman8
      @greenman8 3 роки тому +4

      @@4isahappyfamily If only, all kids were as good as Owen! What a kid!

    • @pranav8830
      @pranav8830 3 роки тому

      @@greenman8 how was he nice ??
      hE caLLeD hiS fRiEnD a pOOpYhEaD
      In my kindergarten u get expelled for that

    • @v-raj2343
      @v-raj2343 3 роки тому

      hahaaha

  • @Kunal-td8ee
    @Kunal-td8ee 3 роки тому +2

    This is really absurd!!!!

  • @johnye2210
    @johnye2210 Рік тому

    The giuliani part was funny as hell 😂😂😂

  • @dernvader6876
    @dernvader6876 3 роки тому +153

    "You know why they're called 'Blue Whales'?"
    "Cause they're Blue" - Classic...

    • @damalc
      @damalc 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like something Trump would say.

    • @Lovelylizzette
      @Lovelylizzette 3 роки тому

      Um, duh.

    • @rawdog9674
      @rawdog9674 3 роки тому +1

      I was obsessed with blue whales (whales in general) as a kid

  • @TBFI_Botswana
    @TBFI_Botswana 3 роки тому +48

    'Space Force' sounds like a Saturday morning kids cartoon.

  • @marksandsberry8820
    @marksandsberry8820 3 роки тому +1

    Former Canadian Minister of National Defense Paul Hellyer gave a public announcement ON THE RECORD about Canada's knowledge of this relationship. Years ago. We're apparently slow on the cultural uptake.

  • @monos70
    @monos70 3 роки тому +1

    The ones that will not handle it well, are the ones that always made fun of it.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 3 роки тому +68

    This explains Kellyanne Conway

    • @hodaka1000
      @hodaka1000 3 роки тому +8

      ... and Kayleigh McEnany 👾

    • @Spaghetti_policy
      @Spaghetti_policy 3 роки тому +4

      It’s like a ‘They Live’ moment.

  • @Omarrz
    @Omarrz 3 роки тому +86

    Owen is so funny. Whenever he mentions a number he just throws up a random amount of fingers, lol!

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 3 роки тому +5

      Yep, that "four" his hand was doing looked like a slot machine that hadn't finished rolling.

    • @Omarrz
      @Omarrz 3 роки тому +1

      @@VoltisArt hahaha! Perfect description

  • @braveknight5462
    @braveknight5462 3 роки тому +1

    kind of strange that between all these comments there might be an actual alien commenting and acting like a human

  • @sylviahaik6303
    @sylviahaik6303 3 роки тому +1

    It is a fact that for an alien to visit Earth, they should have started the journey before the earth was even born.

  • @Alphacentauri819
    @Alphacentauri819 3 роки тому +33

    You know our world is going down the toilet, when things crazier than the National enquirer headlines are true...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 роки тому +1

      word

    • @jamesspackman9819
      @jamesspackman9819 3 роки тому +1

      Trump is old friends with National Enquirer owners.
      It's not ironic when you remember that Trump's publicists decide his political strategy.

  • @erikjohnson3255
    @erikjohnson3255 3 роки тому +56

    Priceless: "You're not to far from being a soil sample yourself."

  • @blackdog1485
    @blackdog1485 3 роки тому +3

    Doesn't matter how you get the message out there Jimmy boy. You done your job ! Good enough for me !

  • @pango-y8j
    @pango-y8j Рік тому +1

    I love how the little boy upon opening his present and digging through the paper and finds dentures and it's like WTF and then he sticks his hand back down into the rest of the papers there's got to be more there's got to be more

  • @blackeyedlily
    @blackeyedlily 3 роки тому +39

    I hope they actually send that kid one of those candycane pins. He was great!

  • @newfiemurphy7140
    @newfiemurphy7140 3 роки тому +50

    Some humans are not ready especially after watching the childish reactions from these sheep

  • @rainydays999
    @rainydays999 2 роки тому +4

    I'm just surprised that they would read trump into this information at all.

    • @edenjam3s244
      @edenjam3s244 2 роки тому

      Why? He is the top of the chain of command?

  • @hayhay6522
    @hayhay6522 3 роки тому +1

    It makes sense if the US established space force then they were communicating with the intergalactic Federation

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 3 роки тому +77

    Little boys actually like weird funny toys like that. He'll be playing and showing off those dentures to his friends in no time

  • @luismorales4746
    @luismorales4746 3 роки тому +39

    We can't be that arrogant nor Naive to think that we are the only life form in the Universe

    • @linanicolia1363
      @linanicolia1363 3 роки тому

      many people are but they are not the creme of the crop. It is a disgrace to be naive with a closed mind.

  • @liberalinoklahoma1888
    @liberalinoklahoma1888 3 роки тому +1

    Trump at a rally if he knew there were aliens here ,
    " OH , AND LOOK OVER THERE , IT IS MY ALIEN BUDDY!!"

  • @johnb1491
    @johnb1491 3 роки тому +3

    And we know now that he was correct.

  • @d8bn
    @d8bn 3 роки тому +22

    "The Space Poodle", lol...oh, oh, and "Recount Dracula", ha ha ha

  • @tanekarnes5260
    @tanekarnes5260 8 місяців тому +1

    The kid is funny! I hope you sent him a real gift after that 🎁🌲

  • @arvinfortyseven2187
    @arvinfortyseven2187 3 роки тому

    That illegal alien joke had me dying

  • @winstonwong3326
    @winstonwong3326 3 роки тому +94

    They need to get “Dog the Bounty Hunter” to do the White House Eviction.

    • @MKJ2DAY
      @MKJ2DAY 3 роки тому +7

      Oooh that would be amazing! Especially if they tried to run! Must see TV!

    • @WinterSo1dier
      @WinterSo1dier 3 роки тому

      Or that scrawny bounty hunter on UA-cam “now why’d you have to go and do that? I told you what would happen!”

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 3 роки тому +6

      He is a crazy right-winger & Trump cult member. He would probably help barricade him in.

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 3 роки тому +1

      @@Brett_S_420 I was worried that may be the case.. I don’t know, but must say that’s exactly where my mind went. 😬

  • @DankNSpank
    @DankNSpank 3 роки тому +410

    Aliens upon seeing trump: "Don't take me to your leader"

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 3 роки тому +24

      "Take me to your le-- Ohh, umm... You know what, I think I left my peace-gift in the ship... Let me just...go and get it... I'll be right back..." [gets back in the UFO and flies off] "So much for 'intelligent life on other planets', huh..."

    • @pkmcburroughs
      @pkmcburroughs 3 роки тому +11

      They'd assume we took them to the horrible creature that ate our leader.
      *alien leans down and puts his face in front of Trump's stomach*
      "CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE, MR. PRESIDENT?"
      "Umm, actually, that's..."
      "SHHHH! He's making a gurgling noise..."

    • @kenvaldez4653
      @kenvaldez4653 3 роки тому +1

      Don't take me to your leader......he has skidmarks too!!

    • @myrlandefrancois9256
      @myrlandefrancois9256 3 роки тому +1

      @@overlydramaticpanda 😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @jamtlandhomesteaders2710
      @jamtlandhomesteaders2710 3 роки тому +2

      Take us to your President -Elect*

  • @mervlyeshand4127
    @mervlyeshand4127 3 роки тому +1

    "If there were aliens, why would they make themselves know", when a lot of us take everything for a joke.

  • @dawnfastabend9749
    @dawnfastabend9749 2 роки тому +1

    That kid's the best! He knows he wants "too many" toys haha

  • @brendamcdonall5798
    @brendamcdonall5798 3 роки тому +11

    We understand , Melania, we want you to go too.

    • @Kazasia-_-
      @Kazasia-_- 3 роки тому

      @Steve Tops Oh my 😳😂