Trump Knows About Aliens and Hasn’t Said Anything?!
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
- Day 36 of #Squattergate is upon us, Israel’s former Head of Space Security claims in a new book that aliens have been in contact with the government and that Donald Trump knows about it, Mike Pence announces a new name for Cape Canaveral, we present a loving tribute to his commitment to space, Rudy Giuliani is reportedly recovering from COVID-19, Melania just wants to go home, Joe Exotic turns to Kim Kardashian for help with his pardon, and Jimmy and Guillermo throw on their elf costumes to find out who has been naughty or nice.
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The problem is this is very true
And y'all are making it a joke
American media really is pathetic
The media died many years ago its hard to get news in America that is real
Because these shallow presenters and their crews are scared. Their ratings are falling and they are being exposed for their other “hobbies”.
Probably because he might be a reptilian him self 😉
Its not true get real.
@@rayoperator2699 You'll be surprised whats real. You think our governments are not holding years and years worth of classified information, Some of that information will blow your socks off. I wouldn't be surprised if they have known about aliens for years and haven't said a word. Space is Massive, and to think WERE there only intelligent life in it would be a stupid claim indeed. People have wondered for years, if there is alien life out there, then why haven't they contacted us yet. Problem is, they have an our world leaders chose to keep it from us. Many have tried to come out about it for years, but always get laughed at, and it will only be when a ship is parked next to the planet Earth, when the idiots who laughed and poked at the people who tried to tell them these things were real, get to say " I told you so". I'm not daft and I am waiting for the hammer to drop, either they tell us soon, or those who have been hidden from us will announce themselves without their permission.
If that kid doesn't get a blue whale and 10 presents from u guys, I'm going to be super pissed.
Big facts
And a candy cane pen.
Yeah, he was such a good sport about those dentures, I'm kinda thinking they should go with the 100 present thing he had originally suggested.
If that kid doesn't get a blue whale and 10 presents from u guys, I'm going to be super pissed.
@@kerikah yeah...cause they are funny...😉🤣🤣
Remember, guys... Just the thought of the phone was once laughed at💯
Funny how 3 months changed everything
Remember once fire was a miracle. I believe we're not alone. But I also believe that if we were in contact they wouldn't listen to the idiots in our government's.
So was Jimmy kimmel
Aliens are not a joke we are
Turee
Trump actually did tease this info. He said he knows some “very interesting” information regarding Roswell etc.
Doesnt mean its ufo/alien related
Could just mean its a cover up for some other classified government information
Believe it, he doesn't lie does he?
Ever notice how he never mentions what he claims to know? For a draft dodger he claims to know more then the generals. Again, no mention of what. Of course he knows about aliens, he married two.
Trump is not human. Reptilian. Melania too.
@@mred9361 Nope. He Tells The Truth. My President 4EVER. MSR4EVER
This is like that South Park episode when they test humans to see if they’re ready to join the rest of galaxy and we fail the test
yeah. Sometimes, the truth comes from an animation.
But space bucks 💠💰
Lmao yeah
@eliot futurama
Blows up Finland LOL
Adorable little Owen was like, “The jokes on you Jimmy. I love the dentures. Best gift ever!!”
I love how they’re trying to make this into a joke. It’s not a joke... You will soon see...
I know right. It actually makes sense why Trump started the Space Force.
Bro can you tell me more unfiltered stuff not sugar coated
Trump is a joke mate
God is real Heaven and Hell Is real Jesus is coming soon Repent
@@vaneciawhite8149 Amen
This is why Aliens said we are not ready for them. Look at them laughing and joking about it. 🤦🏻♂️
Explore NaturewithG no
@@iceburgess461 yea
This is quiet confusing they say when people on the maimstream say jokes about odd stuff its often to be true. Jim carry once said "behind that laughter is some truth "
@@lousiano8813 yessir
Oh ya and you can bet the aliens are laughing at us too. They're probably laughing at our immaturity, weakness and inferiority. We're dead meat compared to them. No doubt they're way more evolved and wiser than us, no joke
I can’t believe my tax dollars went to giving Rudolph Giuliani a hundred thousand dollar antibody cocktail, but I can’t get 1200 to feed my family wtf
It's terrible! He shouldn't have got any medical treatment.
Fred Twice where did you live in USA? The minimum wage in Western Europe is 10 euros per hour or around 12 american dollars I was thinking in America is better but maybe only if you work on 3 jobs ..
And that's the pyramid scheme of power where all resources are sucked up by the already rich and powerful at the top and where you serve them but when you need something good luck.
@@KhanKubratDulo I heard it costs an American around $900 to call for an ambulance in an emergency!! It costs me NOTHING here in the UK.
Government should support people rather than these maniac. I wish Joe works on it. Daily workers need work n food on their plate.
The “I love them” about the dentures was too sweet. Good kid.
cristinalcherry Properly raised. I had a school teacher aunt who would re-gift things her students gave her. We always had to be properly thankful for the pencil holder or the eagle statue, etc.
Lmao your aunt sucked 🤣
TOTALLY! I am only a few years older than my sister's kids. I had never met them. They came for Christmas from out of state several years ago. I bought each (4) of them a gift. It's very difficult to buy gifts for people you don't know. All of them were SO rude. I realized at that moment that my sister and her husband weren't the perfect parents and they weren't the perfect family that my father always bragged about. I haven't bothered with them since then. A thank you would have been nice...or even a smile. This kid rocks.
@@DOLfirst the fact you had never met them
Echoes of the kids who'd act all happy for getting potatoes for xmas in the old Kimmel switcheroo challenge.
And now imagine making jokes about this after the pentagon releases the videos. Really ate your own foot in that one.
If someone could explain why every picture or video is a pixolated grainy crappie one I might believe it. Also just because it's unidentified doesn't make it an alien. The human mind often fills in the blanks? And it's almost always something other than what the mind came up with. No matter how intelligent the person. Just saying I don't think an alien would care what our government's tell them. They most likely would make themselves known to the masses not hide in caves and under the water and such. I'm not sure what makes people automatically jump to the conclusion that aliens are everything we can't immediately explain. But I also assume that we are not the only beings in a space we can't begin to see the end of.
@@wellintended783 these pictures are taken at great distances. We’re not talking about just on top the roof of your house here. Most of these recordings or pictures are taken at incredible heights.
@@viaredzagames Have you seen the technology the military uses for filming today? Lol the fact still remains that if it were aliens they'd have no reason to hide. And the human brain makes thing's up all the time. No matter how smart you think you are your mind is always playing tricks on you. But I'm still not saying it's impossible. It's just unlikely.
@@wellintended783 the reason that I feel extraterrestrials wouldn’t reveal themselves to the masses is because they are doing exactly what we would do if we found another civilization, and that’s called spying while being discrete. The fact that these UAP’s are being seen around military bases, and new reports are now suggesting some have been spotted in our oceans only leads one to believe that we are being watched.
@@wellintended783 I remember seeing a video of a Nikon zoom into one of those triangles, and if it was an animation, it was superbly done.... but I can't find the video on UA-cam anymore? If it was real, I suppose them removing the video makes more sense if they're trying to hide something.... but if it wasn't real, why would they feel the need to remove that video?
Crazy how they try to make fun of this even though it’s real
Right 👏
this is how bob lazar was treated, when his story came out...
Bob is legit no doubt
Exactly what came to my mind when I watched this
Bob Lazar lied and lied until he got stuck
George Knapp in his recent podcast had a better treatment, explaining how translation may have been an issue. Jeremy Corbell, who did the Lazar documentary, is trying to get more details about the story, and interview the guy who made the disclosure. In other words, giving it justice and treating it seriously, as Knapp as done the subject since he interviewed Lazar years ago.
@@rayoperator2699 Lazar revealed an atomic element years before the scientific community discovered and then tabled it. FACT. so unless he plagiarized some unknown scientist's prior discovery, then he isn't wrong about everything, though i do not share his belief that E.T.s are all benevolent, in fact I've concluded that secrecy and coverups are imposed by THEM upon our governments, not the other way around and now worrying that the WEF Great Reset COVID shutdowns and Bill Gate's "final solution" leads to a mass depopulation program, at THEIR behest.
Owen was super adorable. Hope everyone has a merry Christmas 🎄!
Yo I dont know you at all but I truly wish you a merry Christmas as well
Mery Christmas to you too 🎄🎄🎁🎁
@@ImJustSaijan Mery Christmas 🎄🎄🎁🎁
@@priyushavallabhaneni8654 and that right there is what we need in this world. Instead of golf course/space force.....but space golf probably would be kinda fun dont ya think?
Owen was sweet. Well behaved and a very good little boy. Santa.. get Owen that stuffed blue whale!
This what mind control is man making you think its false and fun but telling you the truth with half falseness
“The only one in the king’s court that can tell the truth about the king is the jester.” When the truth is made hilarious no one takes it serious.
The universe is literally sooooo huge and yall believe that other beings don’t exist ?
Not to the antiscience flat eathers
American Ego at its finest. If people look up at INFINITY, and think we are the best of the best? Ha! I think we're more like a rerun of a show that plays in the middle of the night. Just background noise.
we live in what is the boondocks of the milky way.. outer arms.. we basically live in the mississippi of our own galaxy.. we are not only in a universe teeming with life.. we are exponentially more insignificant than we thought by far.
I am an other being and I exist.
I don't doubt that there are other beings out there. Although, I don't think we'll ever meet them, considering the closest inhabitable planet is 4.2 light-years away. 4.2 light-years is 24,690,226,553,219 miles. Fastest speed ever traveled by humans is 24,791 mph on Apollo 10. At 100,000 mph, it would take about 28,165 years to get there. And that's the closest prospect.
I dont get why the audience is laughing
Kimmel is a comedian and cracking jokes about Trump.
It's comical to the masses as they can't begin to fathom it being real at all. All that's real is their iphone and the all-mighty dollar.
Because there the aliens lol👽
check out Freud and why we make jokes about what frightens us. it is explainable.
Because they are ignorant sheeps . They only believe in Shitty iPhone series.
The acknowlegement of contact with another intelligence would likely collapse religion and cause worldwide mayhem... particularly if they disclosed the origin and meaning of life
Look at all of these deluded individuals. This ain’t gonna be funny when the truth comes out, half of y’all will be scared of your own shadow.
💯
Ya think¿
What's really laughable is how many people are still laughing about this subject despite the tsunami of revelations and credible testimony just this year. Yep... still not ready.
What a grateful little boy. Congrats to his parents for raising such a good boy.
plot twist:
the laughing audience are actually aliens
Alien to another alien-"yes buddy!human beings are true!they really exists!
He's the cutest little boy with such a good heart.
IF Trump asked the kid "how old are you" and the kid said "I'm 4 years old" Trump would have replied "me 2"
I can't remember anything I did before the age of five. And this young lad has words like "imagine" in his vocabulary.
Jimmy sure is
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc He's extremely sociable and articulate for his age. I couldn't even talk until I was almost 4.
If I were a crazy Trumpite boy would I be screaming about "we have the Meds! WE have the Feds!"
Today, we laugh. But there will be a time where laughter won't even exist.
This isnt funny, this is some crazy news, IF this is true. Still nothing funny
Yeah it won’t be funny
im jokin hard on this one
Like I said...These media agents play word games to flip flop ppl minds into confusion. that's what make them comfortable to lie in your face with smiling joker faces and the automaton idiots laugh for the hell of it bcus their chip programmer in their brains told them to react that way to truths and be idiots living for their lies. Smh.
They laughing Because the can’t accept the fact that the truth has been revealed.
My grandad had alien rocks in his pool that made him feel younger. He’s no longer with us. He went out in a boat and never came back.
Wait really
Tell us more about your Grandfather.
Sounds like a movie I saw years ago.
Just thank you for all the laugh's during covid
The little boy was adorable.
Yes, it's nice to enjoy that age ,watch out when they become teenagers .
@@teresitauy5532 My daughter was the opposite-- she was pretty hard to deal with as a small child but a joy once she got into pre-teen&teens !!
omg yes! i was "awww"ing the whole time!!
Yeah, he could do with learning a few more manners though. Didn't hear one please or thank you.
@@janethanna9023 U gave me hope lol
Mars isn’t sending us their best.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂👍
😂😂😂😂
We need to build a wall in space a big beautiful wall made of good china steal.
@@shawnthegreat4281 make Mars pay for it.
The alien bit was awesome 👌👏🏾😎🙌🏾😀👍🏿
Fun Fact: If you say fun fact people will read the entire thing
@@ramamoorthipadmapriya6436 lmao thanks, and yeah fr
@Ethan Hammons look it up
There's literally a live audience
I mean, he did create space force out of nowhere.
Russia had a space force since 1992 I think, but I agree the timing of it was strange.
@@kiretoandslimglarus very strange
Very interesting indeed. They will prob start adopting their technologies
What if the aliens finally ally up with us and give us cloning tech and futuristic guns. And light sabers!!!
@@emptyrolloftolietpaper1757 I am sorry to burst your bubble but that probably won’t happen
"you're not too far from becoming a soil sample yourself"
damn.....
I know, that was one of the best burns I've heard in a long time!
Sooo funny, Jimmy. Made me laugh out loud.
Sick burn 😂
Yayyy loved it!
Oh man, I loved this...
What a little peach! His language and social skills are good for a kid of his age.
Owen is completely adorable and what a good, good kid~! Kudos to his parents. He "crawls around with his little brother" (apparently b/c that's all his little brother can do right now...awwww!) And, he loves his gift ~ the thing he least wanted, expected, not even a pencil candy-cane, let alone a blue whale, but "I love it" he says, in all genuine appreciation. How incredibly wonderful~!
If Trump knew, he would definitely have said something. The 1st President to disclose. He's such a narcissist he wouldn't be able to hold it back.
Not if the military said 'the last guys who tried to tell were JFK and his brother.'
Hmm maybe that's part why all those kids went missing. Part of some deal
You forgot his space force comment.
T**** knows a lot about aliens. He married two and have employed hundreds if not thousands building and/or maintaining his various properties.
LMAO not the space poodle 😭
If you identify a UFO, it’s an FO…until it lands, then it’s just an O
I think if the truth comes, their will be more choking on words than laughter.
Because they can’t accept the fact that the truth has been revealed.
Truth is already there people don't want to accept mostly because of religion
@@oliveiramuti3472 Your bs has nothing on religion
@@2mjz84 do you even know why religions form in the first place? Why they keep happening over and over throughout history?
@@addamriley5452 yes its obvious that god wants to send his message and the prophets deliver it, proving so with their miracles and thats how people believed them, so thats how religions form
Trump knowing this and not spilling the beans is by far less realistic than actual alien contact.
So true. I laughed out loud
🤣😂
He might've been watching Sharknado when they tried to brief him.
🤣🤣🤣
Subliminal beans....
Promoting. .....
Gaslighting. Can you match that?
Yes he knows! And he knows the best Aliens! Aliens like him tremendously!
"Space Force" 😁😆😅🤣😂
Sounds like a comic book
Owen’s parents should be proud of how well their son behaved & interacted with Jimmy’s weirdness. He want 100 toys but knows that is too many & will settle for 10. Nice kid!
He'll be a great negotiator.
*The Negotiator*
Can we get him a blue whale? (A toy one of course!!)
@@jiwanjotguron6895 yeah sure, cashapp it to me
Owen saying "I love them!" is just the cutest thing ever! 😭❤
The kid interview is so cute ...what a neat,polite,and funny little guy !
I love your sarcasm thoughh 😂😂
LMFAO the "space force" "golf force" had me dead 💀
That kid has such a good heart. I feel like most kids would have been disappointed by the dentures.
hahaha agreed, he was a heart warming little fella.
I was disappointed by the dentures, and I was only watching!
I got dentures for Christmas from the age 4 to 9. Now that I'm old I'm very much appreciative of them.
@@adjusted-bunny 😀👍
That was such a cute reaction!
There's no way Trump could keep a secret like that. He'd find some way to claim praise for their discovery.
He did make space force. Think about it, he wanted to put his name and claim it but knew he couldn’t put it himself. So he created a space team so if/when the truth comes out, “space force” will be connected to it.
@@tylerfranco8
Yes, he did. But that's irrelevant. He would have spilled the beans a long time ago. Forming the space force had nothing to do with it.
I do have a doubt: Are we sure Army gave him the correct nuclear codes? If they had worked he would have tweeted them
He’ll, trump will say they purchased suites in trump tower and he’s has a deal to build them condos on their home planet.
Actually there is a way.
So far so good. Earthlings around me still think I am one of them.
Good job the plan is going well
Earthlings are naive
I have more advanced technology ready for us to use
@@IceTea629 Only my GF's mother is little suspicious. What should I do?
@@johnpereira9755 act more natural like a human also we will have a meeting tmr on venus so make sure to be there at 2:00 pm and we will discuss our plans.
Lmao “back on his hooves” 💀 ☠️
Awww!
Jimmy please send this little a toy blue whale..
What a gem!
🐳 🐳 🐳
This kid is Owen is really going places. He's delightful. Merry Christmas lil guy.
See my picture! Its real.
Yes, isn’t he just the sweetest kid?
You gotta be kidding me. Hes so annoying
@@maxcbaumann true
These two 👆🏻 are probably the type to kick their dog for no reason 🙄
The galactic federation is real. We know more than we think.
Can someone please tell me how to say 'SPACE FORCE' without laughing?
Exactly...that audience either is a laughing machine or just plain naive🤔 Looks like trump actually told us without really telling us!!! “Space Force”!!!
Sorry I can't. I laughed just reading it.
Awww what a cute sweet kid Owen is! Hope he gets his blue whale for Christmas 🎄🐋 ❤️
Guillermo's laugh about the war stories. Perfect. He needs his own segment
Aliens met wrong people
wow. that was really funny. you are a funny guy. I was so close to laughing. never before has anyone been so hilarious
The aliens landed in the US and said, "Take me to your leader". Then they found out who it was and they said, "Is there someone else we can talk to ? "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can I talk to ur country's manager??
Who the hell has these kinds of leader?
No. This is how it should go. The aliens landed in the US and said "Take me to your leader". They then went to the White House and found Trump. The aliens said "We said YOUR LEADER."
@@snotloutisagod2956 And then was given directions to Moscow
D-
I'm just amazed Joe Exotic has never been a member of Trump's cabinet.
Lol he was thrown in jail right before he got the invitation! 😂
There's still time before..i wouldn't put it past him. Maybe he'll be Barr's replacement
Who do you think has been chosen to mediate between The Orange Loon and the Alien recon team...?
@@jlbueno0611 Jail never stopped any of Trumps inner circle of con artists.
horrible human being.
100% ready for these aliens, but this video was still funny 😂
Imagine aliens watching this show
Why do they act like it is a joke? I thought it was pretty obvious that aliens are real. xD
Cos they are one of the aliance..they want to conceal the truth.. Pretend to be a joke and make people believe its a joke
Aliens aren't "little green men". they are fallen angels.
@@Christ_died_for_your_sins_777. Who said they were anyway? The universe, or multiverse is huge and who says aliens are fallen angels? Maybe some are? I doubt all aliens are celestial entities. Probably some that are just like you and me in many ways.
@Secretary Mnuchin The Bible is True. I go by The Bible. Not the pagan texts.
@Secretary Mnuchin the nephilim are the offspring of the sons of God
Watching him getting removed from the Office, might be the top viewed event in History. Viewed by his voter and everyone else... Don't let us down Mr. One Term....
Owen was adorably sweet! and kind and very articulate too! My heart just melted when he was so grateful for his dentures ( he exclaims "I LOVE them!) lol he's a little sweetheart! his parents are off on the right track with this little guy!
'Life On Planet Earth' is a reality show that the rest of the galaxy tunes into 24/7 and they all laugh their little alien socks off.
👽 'Let's see what kind of mess the galaxy's stupidest sentient life form finds itself in today!' 😹
What a sweet boy that little Owen is!
Jake Paul
It’s nice when children are grateful for their Christmas dentures.
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Owen was completely genuine when he said he loved them!
@@4isahappyfamily If only, all kids were as good as Owen! What a kid!
@@greenman8 how was he nice ??
hE caLLeD hiS fRiEnD a pOOpYhEaD
In my kindergarten u get expelled for that
hahaaha
This is really absurd!!!!
The giuliani part was funny as hell 😂😂😂
"You know why they're called 'Blue Whales'?"
"Cause they're Blue" - Classic...
Sounds like something Trump would say.
Um, duh.
I was obsessed with blue whales (whales in general) as a kid
'Space Force' sounds like a Saturday morning kids cartoon.
Former Canadian Minister of National Defense Paul Hellyer gave a public announcement ON THE RECORD about Canada's knowledge of this relationship. Years ago. We're apparently slow on the cultural uptake.
The ones that will not handle it well, are the ones that always made fun of it.
This explains Kellyanne Conway
... and Kayleigh McEnany 👾
It’s like a ‘They Live’ moment.
Owen is so funny. Whenever he mentions a number he just throws up a random amount of fingers, lol!
Yep, that "four" his hand was doing looked like a slot machine that hadn't finished rolling.
@@VoltisArt hahaha! Perfect description
kind of strange that between all these comments there might be an actual alien commenting and acting like a human
It is a fact that for an alien to visit Earth, they should have started the journey before the earth was even born.
You know our world is going down the toilet, when things crazier than the National enquirer headlines are true...
word
Trump is old friends with National Enquirer owners.
It's not ironic when you remember that Trump's publicists decide his political strategy.
Priceless: "You're not to far from being a soil sample yourself."
Agreed 😂!!!
*TOO
Those aren't dentures; they're veneers. Poor kid got ripped off.
Doesn't matter how you get the message out there Jimmy boy. You done your job ! Good enough for me !
KGB ALIEN SPECIES?
Council of 5?
I love how the little boy upon opening his present and digging through the paper and finds dentures and it's like WTF and then he sticks his hand back down into the rest of the papers there's got to be more there's got to be more
I hope they actually send that kid one of those candycane pins. He was great!
Some humans are not ready especially after watching the childish reactions from these sheep
Which sheep are you referring to.
@@Walkingdude61 audience
I'm just surprised that they would read trump into this information at all.
Why? He is the top of the chain of command?
It makes sense if the US established space force then they were communicating with the intergalactic Federation
Little boys actually like weird funny toys like that. He'll be playing and showing off those dentures to his friends in no time
Maybe
"Joe Exotic asks Kim Kardashian to help him get a pardon from Donald Trump"
We can't be that arrogant nor Naive to think that we are the only life form in the Universe
many people are but they are not the creme of the crop. It is a disgrace to be naive with a closed mind.
Trump at a rally if he knew there were aliens here ,
" OH , AND LOOK OVER THERE , IT IS MY ALIEN BUDDY!!"
And we know now that he was correct.
"The Space Poodle", lol...oh, oh, and "Recount Dracula", ha ha ha
The kid is funny! I hope you sent him a real gift after that 🎁🌲
That illegal alien joke had me dying
They need to get “Dog the Bounty Hunter” to do the White House Eviction.
Oooh that would be amazing! Especially if they tried to run! Must see TV!
Or that scrawny bounty hunter on UA-cam “now why’d you have to go and do that? I told you what would happen!”
He is a crazy right-winger & Trump cult member. He would probably help barricade him in.
Lol
@@Brett_S_420 I was worried that may be the case.. I don’t know, but must say that’s exactly where my mind went. 😬
Aliens upon seeing trump: "Don't take me to your leader"
"Take me to your le-- Ohh, umm... You know what, I think I left my peace-gift in the ship... Let me just...go and get it... I'll be right back..." [gets back in the UFO and flies off] "So much for 'intelligent life on other planets', huh..."
They'd assume we took them to the horrible creature that ate our leader.
*alien leans down and puts his face in front of Trump's stomach*
"CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE, MR. PRESIDENT?"
"Umm, actually, that's..."
"SHHHH! He's making a gurgling noise..."
Don't take me to your leader......he has skidmarks too!!
@@overlydramaticpanda 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Take us to your President -Elect*
"If there were aliens, why would they make themselves know", when a lot of us take everything for a joke.
That kid's the best! He knows he wants "too many" toys haha
We understand , Melania, we want you to go too.
@Steve Tops Oh my 😳😂