One day I swear I'm going to hear Failboat say "The idea is simple, I made Chat God...." And all I will do is yell "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!"
We are not just the Chat. We are Chatty Dee. We are the Beam Attack. We are-dare I say it-the Ploopy. WE WILL BECOME SUCH A POWERFUL ENTITY THAT YOUR GAMER PC WILL CRASH BY OUR PRESENCE WE *WILL BECOME THE STREAM ITSELF.* ...if we ever get past Miku Lump.
one day failboat will learn to not give chat control over elements of his career and life, but until then he will be under the illusion that THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
19:52 Me too Edit: the finished mario picture reminds me of that Fazbear Frights story The Breaking Wheel I don't want to describe it because it's quite graphic but if you want, you can google the unused cover art for it
Yall this stream was so funny live. Making the pasta massive. I think when it came to waddle dee everyone forgot you could rotate stuff and I just 90 degreed the eyes. Plus bro gave us 2 left arms for mario which ruined the plan
As soon as I saw this video come out I went to Failboat’s twitch page to see the rules and was visibly confused. So glad this video explains everything 😌
I caused gambling to be mandatory indirectly by saying your message being read by chat was gambling right before it was time for us to input material to make rules help
Dan made the au##isc tool joke as a reference to my original joke ohhh I thought you said au###tic base (sorry had to sensor to avoid youtubes goofy ahh bot algorithm) I'm (redacted censored word myself)
hello check out my twitch twitch.tv/FailboatStream
Nah 😹
how enable twitch notifs
Ok bet
Stream on both services please
Hi failboat
"And that's how the first ever streamer got banned from his own stream..."
Doug doug did it
@Door227 came to say this
Yeah
Bro gave me spoilers
“Here is your autistic tool”
As an autistic tool myself, I laughed my ass off
i made the original joke
@AnonymouseNeedsHelpjk I didn’t even look at the comments before writing it
@@MetaGiga lol yeah you can go to the vid I tried to explainit in more detail but yt thought I was a bot 🤣 I'm also and autistic tool
I am also an autistic tool.
(That’s not true. Everyone tells me I’m useless and terrible.)
Same
feeling whiplash seeing Dan's Twitch "About" not be him being everyone's favorite full-time Angle a Duck streamer
One day I swear I'm going to hear Failboat say "The idea is simple, I made Chat God...."
And all I will do is yell "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!"
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
JUST DO IT!!!
I for one am going to welcome our new Lord and Master chathulu
Well, Doug has a chat god app and it seems Failboat is borrowing some of Doug’s apps
i think father should start posting on fridays, as a reference to the brilliant cover he did of the hit song "friday"
never let him forget it
Bet
Ball monster pfp real.
*dw, I won’t let him forget*
Yes
10:53 Damn, chat really is a cult, summoning beam attack
Religious chanting for the beam
We are not just the Chat.
We are Chatty Dee.
We are the Beam Attack.
We are-dare I say it-the Ploopy.
WE WILL BECOME SUCH A POWERFUL ENTITY
THAT YOUR GAMER PC WILL CRASH BY OUR PRESENCE
WE *WILL BECOME THE STREAM ITSELF.*
...if we ever get past Miku Lump.
THE IDEA IS FINALLY SIMPLE AGAIN, EVERYONE CHEER
Peace has been restored!
I've been a failboat viewer since the octo expansion days (2018 oh god) and even I don't know who lump is but i love him all the same
I’ve been a viewer since the Miitopia Switch days, and I too love Lump as well.
been here since funny stuff happened
been here since I believe the mario odyssey era, and I still have no clue who the heck Lump is.
Welp since we're all comparing sizes... been here since since Breath of the wild funniest parts 😎
Also no idea of who Lump is.
been a fan for a good while, WHAT IS LUMP
In a future vid, you could make Grandma write your Twitch rules!! She is very logical perfectly hinged. ;)
Haven’t had a solid ploopy in a while
@@dylster2125 u better check that out with your doctor...
10:52 Chatty get possested by a demon "DS L v d KS Ln v ds"
"I meant artistic, not autistic" nah I think you were right the first time
I have now learned that society slangs things and starts with a single word. Autistic over Artistic. Love it
Lump is my favorite ‘failboat cinematic universe’ character
"the last time i used twitch was like a decade ago"
oh so like 2011
*Shows 2015*
WHAT THE FU-
I think the fact the social media link aren’t there makes the disassembled Mario funnier
They are unruly and rebellious. Now they must become the polar opposite and make the rules… or the images.
Father uploaded 2 days later than usual, this will go unforgiven
Thank god, I thought you got hit by the second plane after time traveling to 2001
15:12 cute dog jumpscare you have been warned
OWA OWA‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
one day failboat will learn to not give chat control over elements of his career and life, but until then he will be under the illusion that THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
Is this the tool thats given to me upon getting my autistic license? Yaaaay!
-I do have Autism and I absolutely love the joke of 'Autistic License'!-
I know chats gonna love LUMP
5:51 Disassembly drone mode activated.
Anyone lumping in 2024!??
Every day of the lumping week
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👈🏻
I'm lumpin every day
Yknow I should’ve started my autistic journey already by this point.
God, Chat was absolutely vicious in this. Good lord
19:52
Me too
Edit: the finished mario picture reminds me of that Fazbear Frights story The Breaking Wheel
I don't want to describe it because it's quite graphic but if you want, you can google the unused cover art for it
I love our (Chat’s) new OC Encou, my favorite pile of limbs
"dont say Encou if you love women"
22:56 HE SAID IT. SO WHAT THAT MEEN CHAT?
1:58
For a moment, I could still see their face
13:04 "deliver the body" what, is chat a hitman now?
Yeah but they ain’t very good at it. Failboats still alive
Rule 1 you may only watch while eating pasta
Good thing I already ate pasta for dinner
Yall this stream was so funny live. Making the pasta massive. I think when it came to waddle dee everyone forgot you could rotate stuff and I just 90 degreed the eyes. Plus bro gave us 2 left arms for mario which ruined the plan
4:21 bro got hit by golden experience requiem
This is requiem
SPOILERS
@ imagine getting GER spoiled off a UA-cam comment on a failboat video
As soon as I saw this video come out I went to Failboat’s twitch page to see the rules and was visibly confused. So glad this video explains everything 😌
UNDER 50 MINUTE GANG!!
… I can’t be this chronically online… 💀
“You can’t just say Encou” is like that one joke of “You can’t just say Perchance” and it’s amazing.
Ah yes, glad my 600 days a year made it in. Now I can watch my favorite streamer for eternity :3
I caused gambling to be mandatory indirectly by saying your message being read by chat was gambling right before it was time for us to input material to make rules help
this video was so ENCOU.
Next episode: "My Chat Forces Me To Become A Sacrafice To Satan"... or something 🤭
And it's just him playing Cult Of The Lamb but chat controls the character
Daniel Failboat, when will you learn to stop giving us control
wait this was originally streamed like. Just a week ago. Noteblock are you magical.
Oh yeah also encou.
This is literally just the plot of a Dhar Mann video.
YOUR AUTISTIC TOOL??? LMAOO
10:53 dawg was genuinely angry
It’s me, I’m the autistic tool
In due time chat will make their own failboat
As an edited video viewer. Twitch chat scares me, help
15:46 bro im so done
20:41 This is my favorite joke of all time
Yooo! This is the quickest I’ve been to a video.
This feels like something Doug would do
4:53 I’m sorry????
what song did you use for 18:43
no way i got a failboat video right before i started eating omg
I finally know which side of the canvas to paint on 2:09
20:38 CHAT DON'T SAY THAT
@@lakkamokka OH DEAR GOD I HEARD IT
CHAT DONT SAY THAT
Ok, Dan, you actually got the police called on me because i was laughing so hard i cried and my neighbors thought i was getting attacked!!!
Nice video failboat! You will always be my favorite angle a duck streamer 😊
Oh boy I hope chat doesn't completely ruin Failboat's steam...
1:57 do you want some beans… ahem… uhhh, I dunno a fighting game character in a coffee shop apron.
13:32 chat is
Fair but kind of rude, I say this as a person with autism
first Chat controlled Kirby, now the Stream, next, THE WORLD!
14:24 honestly, as someone who’s gonna get tested for autism soon, both journeys are good
11:13 good question
I think this is the most reasonable I've seen Chatty be.
lol that was kinda cool seeing explodingTNT stuff & purple shep in the files
I like how whenever chatty says yes they put so much sass on it
“yeAs”
-Chatty Dee, 2024
Funny video, but I sometimes worry about your sanity when you allow chat this much freedom.
I wish the parts of the stream where Failboat checked out the Lump page on the Failboat Wiki were included
"My autistic prowess is unmatched." - Chattydee
I wonder if there is actually a true Failboat fan out there who can tell us what the origins of Lump are.
LETS GO NEW FAILBOAT VIDEO!!!
22 views in 59 seconds, all time high
Failboat accidentally zaying autiztic inztead of artiztic made me laugh too hard ;_;
15:50 I JUST
CANT
1:57 Ploopy jumpscare.
Never thought I’d see the day where Dan called his chat Autistic
Bruh Congratulations on the 10th anniversary
I love bringing out my autistic prowess
13:05 "deliver the body"
10:19 what song is this? ive been looking for ages
"Oh, it's you"
A Hat in Time
HOW DARE UA-cam GATEKEEP THIS FROM ME FOR AN HOUR?
Gambling will remain relevant from this moment onward
10:53 chat please stop sequencing DNA on the mic
streams look like living hell for fail can’t wait to join the next stream
"I don't like the way your going in and out of it"-Father 2024
Dan made the au##isc tool joke as a reference to my original joke ohhh I thought you said au###tic base (sorry had to sensor to avoid youtubes goofy ahh bot algorithm) I'm (redacted censored word myself)
this is my alt ive tried sending a simalar coment a few times
Chattanna Dee is peak, along with the demon.
I need a twitch account solely to come over and join the next stream.
Thank you Dan for helping us unlock our autistic prowess
You should do streams on UA-cam too but dear god what was that Kirb-coin
Please let me never have to hear the phrase "Chatty Musk" again
next hes gonna make chat stream for him
I need a ploopy compilation at this rate
21:42 ear to pelvis? How about knight to king 4
Greenio should be canon to failboat