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  • @Hot-Dog-Racing
    @Hot-Dog-Racing 4 роки тому +16011

    “The bread is holding out wel... oh no wait the bread is on fire”
    2020 in a nutshell

    • @rujon288
      @rujon288 4 роки тому +90

      Best comment award 🥇

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 4 роки тому +104

      "Oh no, My house is on fire"
      "Oh no, Everything is on fire"

    • @jingwei4664
      @jingwei4664 4 роки тому +53

      @@mikewizz1895 "Oh no, *i am on fire* "

    • @serenityice2549
      @serenityice2549 4 роки тому +17

      Yep that’s.... not.... good....

    • @pauldaugherty4789
      @pauldaugherty4789 4 роки тому +8

      THIS IS HELL

  • @styropyro
    @styropyro 4 роки тому +10931

    The gauntlet has been thrown.

    • @StyxTHEGod
      @StyxTHEGod 4 роки тому +769

      1000W LAZER HERE WE COME XD

    • @colincoates
      @colincoates 4 роки тому +148

      Yes please

    • @IScreamAtCats33
      @IScreamAtCats33 4 роки тому +496

      It felt wrong watching this and it not being styropyro, I can’t wait to see what ya do

    • @darrinjones9387
      @darrinjones9387 4 роки тому +103

      Styro, Have you wrote about this on Laser pointer forums?

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 роки тому +1675

      oh FRICK

  • @doodlebobascending8505
    @doodlebobascending8505 4 роки тому +607

    10:36 BeanBackScientist declares war with England.
    13:27 YardBeanBackBean declares war with the Galactic Federation.

    • @bakedmomo5693
      @bakedmomo5693 4 роки тому +13

      getting "vibe checked"

    • @albyboy4278
      @albyboy4278 4 роки тому +5

      The federation is pissed off a lot now 😤
      💥💥💥

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 4 роки тому +3

      *_y a r d b e a n b a c k b e a n_*

    • @christinosim
      @christinosim 4 роки тому +2

      The scientistbeanback has illegally evaded the super strong laser tax

    • @thecommenter578
      @thecommenter578 4 роки тому +5

      The negotiations were short

  • @zhanleypura5157
    @zhanleypura5157 4 роки тому +505

    "I don't have anything against the Queen"
    *2 seconds later*
    "Queen's on fire, Queen's on fire"

    • @iamkian
      @iamkian 4 роки тому +4

      Yes. And he got a British car too :-)

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 4 роки тому +5

      I was not amused. :O

    • @seethrough_treeshrew
      @seethrough_treeshrew 4 роки тому +4

      Off with her head!

    • @Rrrakanishu
      @Rrrakanishu 4 роки тому +7

      Then proceeded to stomp the Queen. Lol.

    • @silva69ers
      @silva69ers 4 роки тому +2

      @@iamkian Its an indian company, as with Jaguar

  • @TheCharlieGordon
    @TheCharlieGordon 2 роки тому +159

    Kevin: "There are no planes within 100 miles"
    Planes: "Thanks to you Kevin".

    • @jari2018
      @jari2018 Рік тому +8

      not very likely thou and military dont advertise where they fly

    • @Sugarsail1
      @Sugarsail1 7 місяців тому

      @@jari2018 sure they do just go to the ADS-B webpage and you'll see transponders for civilian and military aircraft.

    • @eswnl1
      @eswnl1 6 місяців тому

      I wouldn’t shine it then. What would happen if it hit one of the low earth orbiting satellites?

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 5 місяців тому

      That's an amusing way of correcting someone

    • @hoodio
      @hoodio 4 місяці тому

      considering there are planes that aren't on flight trackers and they most often are government planes, that was a really risky move

  • @conzstudioproductions601
    @conzstudioproductions601 3 роки тому +4766

    NASA: “hey guys, why is our beam sensor on the moon broken?”
    Kevin: “Shoot the moon! Shoot the moon!”

  • @ThePlazmaBeast
    @ThePlazmaBeast 4 роки тому +230

    Each minute the voice in my head "I dont think you should do that" gets louder and louder

    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd 4 роки тому

      @super duper he could become a private contractor easily.

    • @TheBackyardChemist
      @TheBackyardChemist 4 роки тому +5

      Florida man in a nutshell

    • @12569342
      @12569342 4 роки тому +1

      @super duper someone would have to prove he did something illegal. if he did not get caught in the moment he could just say it was CGI and no one would be able to prove otherwise. basically, if you do not get caught in this situation, its not illegal.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 роки тому +12

      @@OddZodd bro ive been sayin Mr Boeing, Mr Lockheed and Mr Martin just wanted to blow up sh*t legally so they started a defence company.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 роки тому +5

      @super duper fake news

  • @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729
    @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 4 роки тому +367

    I hate it when i accidentally vaporize my retinas and i don’t even realize until later on.

    • @JLG7869
      @JLG7869 4 роки тому +8

      Same, it sucks

    • @Thomahawk1234
      @Thomahawk1234 4 роки тому +13

      Oh cmoe on gsuuys. A lttiile eeydamgae neerv hrut anbyoboyd.

    • @lordsuvrowwwyall7425
      @lordsuvrowwwyall7425 4 роки тому +1

      I know right! I had to borrow another's eye to see now.

    • @sanjeevan9831
      @sanjeevan9831 3 місяці тому

      That's rough buddy

  • @mikeydoherty7739
    @mikeydoherty7739 Рік тому +35

    This video should be titled “speedrunning to the top of homeland security’s watch list”

    • @WeAreNotAmused
      @WeAreNotAmused 5 місяців тому

      Maybe
      If he isn't. Using it in an odious or. Any non scientific stuff for fun and fact. He looks pretty safe. I doubt he's pointing it at any planes and if he was then he deserves to be caught so if that'dve
      been the case
      There would be no amount of telling him not to. To stop him so there'd be absolutely no use in the. Telling of it

  • @jasonx1ng
    @jasonx1ng 4 роки тому +3964

    “Backyard” scientist: has military grade laser capable of putting a hole in rock with pinpoint precision

    • @noabeumer339
      @noabeumer339 4 роки тому +62

      Sounds about right

    • @gaminggod2277
      @gaminggod2277 4 роки тому +63

      How about that backstop? One miss and that house is toast

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 роки тому +40

      and.... a cardboard cutout of the queen

    • @6literfuelaholic655
      @6literfuelaholic655 4 роки тому +30

      Go online and you can have one too

    • @FemboyCommie
      @FemboyCommie 4 роки тому +5

      @@miigon9117 Is he simping for the queen.

  • @taofledermaus
    @taofledermaus 4 роки тому +2076

    You always know something diabolical is being brewed up when there's been a long time between Kevin's uploads.
    (or Kevin is recovering from skin grafts from a nasty molten metal burn)

    • @greenmonsterisb
      @greenmonsterisb 4 роки тому +28

      figure out how to make laser shot gun rounds...or put a high power laser on a gun

    • @Groovewonder2
      @Groovewonder2 4 роки тому +8

      Somehow figure out how to shoot like 4 of these into projector optics to make a superlaser. Build it into a backpack. Boom. Laser gun.

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 4 роки тому +20

      Next Episode- OG here on the range with Backyard Scientists semi auto truck mounted laser gun.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 роки тому +9

      Kevin: Today we're shooting something crazy, this is going to be the best thing on YT.
      Jeff: Hold my beer, OG, Danny, break out the mass accelerator we have work to do.

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 роки тому +13

      @@brettbaratheon9776 Could you imagine turning up to CA with that thing. Probably make the authorities heads explode due to incredulity.

  • @Hraesvelgr44
    @Hraesvelgr44 4 роки тому +441

    I was sweating so hard when he was shooting stuff WITH HIS CAR BEHIND THE TARGET

    • @gleaming999
      @gleaming999 4 роки тому +30

      Next we see his insurance report. "So your car has a hole through it from a laser?"

    • @jaredmoss5064
      @jaredmoss5064 4 роки тому +17

      Nevermind the large SUV gas tank mounted in the rear underside of that car

    • @ziggymarley6145
      @ziggymarley6145 4 роки тому +6

      Hehe ikr but He probably put the car there on purpose, to contain the laser if it burns through that back board

    • @sgttangouniform
      @sgttangouniform 4 роки тому +23

      Would be a great Farmers Insurance commercial. "We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two" military grade laser through a gas tank? Yep, covered it!

    • @0cujo0
      @0cujo0 4 роки тому +1

      Jake from State Farm: *Khakis*

  • @oriontikkit
    @oriontikkit Рік тому +14

    Just casually firing an almost military grade weapon on your desk

  • @TheMinimumPC
    @TheMinimumPC 4 роки тому +745

    Raytheon: Sorry we don't sell high powered lasers to civilians.
    Alibaba: DEATH RAY 50% OFF AND WE DO FAST SHIPPING

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 роки тому +2

      What for real??!!!

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 4 роки тому +33

      @@ReySchultz121 - You can legally buy very powerful lasers from China, but those that are on sale are nothing compared to military-grade lasers. If you do buy a powerful laser, I urge you to be extremely careful, you will blind yourself/someone if you hit them in the eye for even one second or less. They can be lethal as well, as seen in this video.

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 роки тому +2

      @@SomethingSeemsOff THANK YOU

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 роки тому

      @@JoVENL It seems to me that Reynard was being sarcastic, and that Something Seems Off got whooshed.

    • @Crashandburn999
      @Crashandburn999 4 роки тому

      @@JoVENL I'm a having a few corona's to drink alright?

  • @keeganmacgregor
    @keeganmacgregor 4 роки тому +532

    I can see the headlines now: “Florida man vaporizes neighborhood with giant laser”

    • @SirPano85
      @SirPano85 4 роки тому +2

      I thought he is in Hawaii...

    • @keeganmacgregor
      @keeganmacgregor 4 роки тому +18

      SirPano85 he’s from Florida anyway so he’s technically a Florida man wherever he is

    • @iStudLion
      @iStudLion 4 роки тому +4

      “...the size of a dog house”

    • @thegamingmacaw1337
      @thegamingmacaw1337 4 роки тому +1

      Same...

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 4 роки тому +3

      Headlines: Florida man.

  • @cadetkohr5508
    @cadetkohr5508 4 роки тому +267

    I just lost it when he said "Some aliens just got a vibe check." Then I saw a random giant crater form right as I was looking at the planets.

  • @StrawberryWarlord
    @StrawberryWarlord 2 роки тому +66

    this is one of the most terrifying things I've seen - he's so casual around this absolutely petrifying device that could blind him or anyone else with one tiny mistake
    incredibly ballsy

    • @helloterran
      @helloterran Рік тому +6

      @@artanmari9074 40w lasers are never hand-held. They are at least the size of a brick and most likely require liquid cooling.
      You prolly are talking about 40 milliwatts.

    • @themachine5647
      @themachine5647 Рік тому +3

      @@artanmari9074 Your dog can't tell you if it suffers spots or blurred areas or other permanent but not blinding damage. You do realize that most "blindness" is not total, right?

    • @manageredgewatertowers5918
      @manageredgewatertowers5918 Рік тому

      ​@@artanmari9074IT looks u r not a human u r APS

    • @mikehawk-yt5rv
      @mikehawk-yt5rv Рік тому

      ​@@artanmari9074aight, you just proved it's completely safe, now try it on yourself, i assure it will be ok

    • @a64738
      @a64738 6 місяців тому

      Most of the things he do is very dangerous and risky and he is usually totally unaware or only mildly aware of the risks...

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 4 роки тому +280

    Laser: can quickly dig through wood
    Backyardscientist: puts thin cardboard right behind car in line of laser

    • @Zephirus10
      @Zephirus10 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that was freaking me out!

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 роки тому +15

      He put a lot of stats into intellect, but totally neglected wisdom. So, unlike actual scientists, he does things smart people do, but ignores all reason and safety >:P

    • @bikerdude923
      @bikerdude923 4 роки тому +18

      I think the reason he had the car there was to act as a last resort to block the light from hitting the road, also I would guess that his focal point is pretty small at that close of distance so even a few feet beyond the target it wouldn't do much damage to an object, like a car, in a short duration.

    • @dauntlessfpv
      @dauntlessfpv 4 роки тому

      Ik my anxiety

    • @emoryjenkins6481
      @emoryjenkins6481 4 роки тому

      It's only focused at the plywood

  • @arthurfrost9004
    @arthurfrost9004 2 роки тому +632

    Kevin was so comfortable testing that near his pc monitor, amazing

    • @rogueonewon8311
      @rogueonewon8311 2 роки тому +11

      @@fluffy6818 fr

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope 2 роки тому +8

      @@fluffy6818 same bro

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 2 роки тому +7

      @@fluffy6818 my father used to sing it to me when i was young, god rest his soul.
      actually made me tear up, thank you so much for bringing this many memories to me.

    • @renanzinZS
      @renanzinZS 2 роки тому +5

      Also near his car

    • @dupre7416
      @dupre7416 Рік тому +2

      That's a $3,000+ iMac. I thought maybe he was going to shoot it because it's kind of old now. Then I checked the video date and thought again.

  • @B1indB1ake13
    @B1indB1ake13 4 роки тому +5009

    Next episode: I was arrested by homeland security.

    • @Howhungry1234
      @Howhungry1234 4 роки тому +454

      Next on the news: Florida man vaporized 3 police officer.

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 4 роки тому +41

      @@Howhungry1234 No. Just No, its Not funny

    • @iscariot1164
      @iscariot1164 4 роки тому +52

      Ya know, if this guy and the paintball sentry guy got together...

    • @jupiteramongthestars
      @jupiteramongthestars 4 роки тому +183

      @@fireskorpion396 its pretty funny

    • @rainy.light0
      @rainy.light0 4 роки тому +11

      khem llama 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PleakeCrions
    @PleakeCrions 2 роки тому +59

    This was one of the best crafted projects he’s made. It worked so well and looked so good. Amazing!

    • @Melo_Alienware
      @Melo_Alienware 2 роки тому

      Playback speed 0.25 at 8:26 and you see the trow something on the board no laser was used 😆

    • @jlc5639
      @jlc5639 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Melo_Alienware better of pausing it and using the . keys to frame by frame it. I dont know what that is, and it seems to disappear

  • @orion10x10
    @orion10x10 3 роки тому +373

    "Hi can I order a high powered laser capable of shooting down planes and missiles?" You said you're a UA-camr?" *hangs up*

  • @just_bored3467
    @just_bored3467 4 роки тому +681

    I saw this and immediately thought “styropyro?”

    • @walkstheman98
      @walkstheman98 4 роки тому +26

      Imagine if he put his most powerful laser into this type of setup. The man could do anything he wanted to at that point. Who would stop him

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +10

      @@walkstheman98 cop pursuit? No problem, just melt straight into the engine and destroy it. Helis? Kill the pilot. Idk about military tho. Hell what would you do? You have someone driving and then styropyro is in the seat next to you controlling the death ray on the roof. I really don't know how you would safely stop it. And especially if they put like strong, thick tires to not be affected by stop sticks. The

    • @thestonedshaman
      @thestonedshaman 4 роки тому +1

      S ame

    • @MV-gc6du
      @MV-gc6du 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, I thought it was a styropyro video as I was putting it in my „to watch“ playlist haha

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 4 роки тому +632

    Uranus

  • @morrissamuel2
    @morrissamuel2 Рік тому +14

    This man just created a Directed Energy Weapon System

  • @trevorogilvie3238
    @trevorogilvie3238 4 роки тому +2649

    famous last words “you probably shouldn’t vaporize random minerals with a laser”

    • @raphax3099
      @raphax3099 4 роки тому +11

      Dammmmm 8 minutes with a heart

    • @loops8551
      @loops8551 4 роки тому +11

      Said Florida man

    • @SolarWebsite
      @SolarWebsite 4 роки тому +10

      The Perseverance Mars rover: "well, I don't know about that..."

    • @dmitriyt.5847
      @dmitriyt.5847 4 роки тому +5

      The rock... is cookin

    • @braindeadgenius2
      @braindeadgenius2 4 роки тому +2

      And then he does it AGAIN. I love it.

  • @roberson644
    @roberson644 4 роки тому +863

    Me: "This seems.... less than legal...."
    Me: "Oh wait its Florida and hes a Florida man, nvm"

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 4 роки тому +8

      Your not wrong

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 4 роки тому +1

      Florida, not like the rest of us ( seriously a local radio channel used to have a weekly segment titled this )

  • @lionljb
    @lionljb 3 роки тому +2184

    Weapon manufacturer: "heck no, we're not giving you a self rotating laser weapon!"
    TheBackyardScientist: "fine... I'll do it myself"

    • @rustyshackleford6060
      @rustyshackleford6060 3 роки тому +18

      With blackjack and hookers

    • @donstrader
      @donstrader 3 роки тому +17

      @@rustyshackleford6060 actually, forget the laser

    • @alfredodominguez2799
      @alfredodominguez2799 3 роки тому +45

      .. why the hell do we pay taxes for over priced "defense"
      Reminds me of the man that built his city hall a staircase for 500$ then the government spent resources tearing it down and spending $5000 for one to replace it 😑😑

    • @mental3849
      @mental3849 3 роки тому +2

      I’d rather have a Military Grade Laser Cannon that hookers TBH.

    • @Wallst511
      @Wallst511 3 роки тому +1

      @@rustyshackleford6060 I thought you died in the 3rd grade

  • @MrSaturnMusic
    @MrSaturnMusic Рік тому +5

    Shooting stuff with the laser with your CAR RIGHT BEHIND IT??? MADNESS 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jdock32778
      @jdock32778 7 місяців тому

      The car is there to show jurors how safe it is. Who would do that if it isn't 100% safe?

  • @drewmur
    @drewmur 3 роки тому +5793

    Kevin is now on all the watch lists. He called a bunch of defense contractors about laser weapons and then bought a laser from China.

    • @thejman8734
      @thejman8734 3 роки тому +35

      Lies

    • @owen6094
      @owen6094 3 роки тому +33

      Are you sure I live in China Jmam

    • @oluyemibabagook4849
      @oluyemibabagook4849 3 роки тому +14

      lmfaooo true

    • @hamandbeef
      @hamandbeef 3 роки тому +364

      You forgot about him also saying “for our next experiment, we are going to be shooting The Queen” in the same video

    • @salemdgs2705
      @salemdgs2705 3 роки тому +127

      This man legit just said "fine I'll do it myself"

  • @dirtycommie7770
    @dirtycommie7770 4 роки тому +607

    “Some alien just got vibe checked”
    -Backyard Scientist, 2020

  • @aciuppa281
    @aciuppa281 3 роки тому +431

    Can’t wait to read the headline “Florida man creates death ray”. Hahahahaha amazing video by the way.

    • @nickv7824
      @nickv7824 3 роки тому +1

      Florida man tattooed on his butt while "mooning" his school principal. Tattoo looks Chinese, "chicken noodle".

    • @_Ht
      @_Ht 3 роки тому +1

      "florida man creates death star"

    • @jaydendougher6197
      @jaydendougher6197 3 роки тому +1

      Florida man makes Kirby real

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop 2 роки тому +13

    No youtuber can say a gun without years of demonitisation
    The backyard scientist can show how to make a Lazer deathray without consiquenses

  • @Zesmas
    @Zesmas 2 роки тому +1544

    seeing a person make this in his backyard, really puts into perspective the kind of weaponry the Military could have.

    • @kahwigulum
      @kahwigulum 2 роки тому +37

      so build one of these and escalate

    • @Nova-dx8hz
      @Nova-dx8hz 2 роки тому +139

      *the kind of weaponry the military does have but the public doesn't know about ;)

    • @jarvysharvy8031
      @jarvysharvy8031 2 роки тому +8

      Pretty damn sure it's a war crime

    • @commendantk
      @commendantk 2 роки тому +19

      they already have something even stronger

    • @username12120
      @username12120 2 роки тому +21

      @@jarvysharvy8031 only if you lose while using it.

  • @muf
    @muf 4 роки тому +304

    "shoot the moon! shoot the moon!"
    *destroys the Lunar Ranging Retro Reflector*

    • @tomstratman9977
      @tomstratman9977 4 роки тому +35

      NASA when they find out the reason their 50 year old experiment has stopped working

    • @romywhite290
      @romywhite290 4 роки тому +36

      @@tomstratman9977 At least he is also in Central Florida. They won't have to drive far to smack him.

    • @TheBackyardScientist
      @TheBackyardScientist  4 роки тому +7

      @@romywhite290 i think if you destroyed the lunar reflector they would give you a job not smack you haha

  • @bluelivesmatter8502
    @bluelivesmatter8502 4 роки тому +498

    Styropyro: Finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary.

  • @UnbannedAgain
    @UnbannedAgain Рік тому +6

    Lmao all those bugs getting flashbanged going into the beam lol

  • @nuhunla1930
    @nuhunla1930 3 роки тому +539

    “I have nothing against the Queen.”
    “Off with her head!”

    • @randomdude4595
      @randomdude4595 3 роки тому +27

      *Curb stomps her burning head...*

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 роки тому +16

      meghan markle loves this channel now

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 3 роки тому +6

      ...Awfully close to a Land Rover too, for added insult.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 роки тому +1

      Totally nothing against the Queen

    • @jamespotter1436
      @jamespotter1436 3 роки тому

      *proceeds to step on the corpse of the queen*

  • @bonk4199
    @bonk4199 4 роки тому +275

    Imagine casually driving down the road and seeing this drive past.

    • @acywei
      @acywei 4 роки тому +16

      You mean a truck that looks like it has a gigantic generic security camera on top? :P

    • @Can80
      @Can80 4 роки тому +4

      @@acywei "generic"

    • @fuzzosmicroworlds5370
      @fuzzosmicroworlds5370 4 роки тому +5

      And then being blinded for the rest of your life

    • @frollard
      @frollard 4 роки тому +1

      That's the thing...the beam is invisible. You wouldn't see 'this' unless you saw the vehicle.

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 4 роки тому +2

      The Strokes profile picture. Nice.

  • @aklednoksicnarf6441
    @aklednoksicnarf6441 4 роки тому +1500

    “How to be put on a government watch list”

    • @kakazex1345
      @kakazex1345 4 роки тому +4

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @jds7665
      @jds7665 4 роки тому +5

      netflix can teach you

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 4 роки тому +2

      @@Riskteven ??

    • @harveys-l521
      @harveys-l521 4 роки тому +2

      Yep you are on the English watch list now

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 4 роки тому +4

      How to BECOME a government watch list!!!

  • @NINJAKCDX
    @NINJAKCDX Рік тому +2

    I love how he started this by getting rejected by 2 defence contractors and hes just sitting here with what is probably the most stupidly powerful privately owned lazer in the world

  • @henrikstrand381
    @henrikstrand381 3 роки тому +2373

    Perfect for when a driver doesn't turn off their highbeam while driving past

  • @homiedaclown4381
    @homiedaclown4381 4 роки тому +598

    “I’m gonna slide the wood in”
    -Kevin 2020

    • @primordial345
      @primordial345 4 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAH LMAO HE DID THE FUNNY!!!

    • @Cookienx
      @Cookienx 4 роки тому +1

      And he’s doing next to his Mac

    • @geantuckfield6520
      @geantuckfield6520 4 роки тому

      What did it burn when he did that then?

    • @fedzalicious
      @fedzalicious 4 роки тому +2

      In other news: local residents mysteriously spontaneously combust in their back yards. Authorities are baffled.

    • @SMOKEDIVER85
      @SMOKEDIVER85 4 роки тому

      😂

  • @solarzelos1857
    @solarzelos1857 3 роки тому +564

    "lets shoot that Planet" is the most human Thing i have ever heard

  • @dalithecat
    @dalithecat Рік тому +4

    He is the prime for the Florida man

  • @jmz5680
    @jmz5680 4 роки тому +279

    "Off with her head." The most french and american thing i have ever heard.

    • @MediumChain
      @MediumChain 4 роки тому +1

      America never did beheadings?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +1

      Uhm, sounds pretty british to me, but hey, whatevs..
      You know, Shakespeare..?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +5

      @@MediumChain America is such a young nation that the nation was founded with guns, BY guns, so the primary means of execution in the U.S. have been hanging, electrocution, the gas chamber, firing squad, and lethal injection.
      The USA is a pretty young nation relatively speaking, and by the time there was any actual LAW in the states, beheadings were kind of passè lol.
      They had the hangings, then guns happened and voilà..
      Electrocution :p

    • @jmz5680
      @jmz5680 4 роки тому

      @@MediumChain The american revolution.

    • @MediumChain
      @MediumChain 4 роки тому

      @@afrog2666 okay so...proving me right? 😅

  • @trodin_6063
    @trodin_6063 4 роки тому +384

    Next newspaper headline
    “Florida man makes mounted death beam for UA-cam”

    • @kuma9239
      @kuma9239 4 роки тому +12

      *Florida man shoots Queen Elizabeth with deadly laser*

    • @JL-oc2oh
      @JL-oc2oh 4 роки тому +1

      @@kuma9239 Gonna be alot of pissed people accross the pond.

    • @bucketslash11
      @bucketslash11 4 роки тому

      florida man makes a 6.2 x 10^32 J/s laser

    • @ellter1918
      @ellter1918 4 роки тому +1

      Florida man makes Death Star in backyard.

    • @jonjonajonathan6294
      @jonjonajonathan6294 4 роки тому +1

      @@kuma9239 *(she still lives with minor injuries)*

  • @JimmyDean59
    @JimmyDean59 3 роки тому +1315

    This just in: Florida man raises value of all pennies.

  • @Nighthawkinlight
    @Nighthawkinlight 4 роки тому +326

    Holy crap I want one

    • @Elliebugy13
      @Elliebugy13 4 роки тому +1

      NightHawkInLight first reply xD

    • @JohnWayne99999a
      @JohnWayne99999a 4 роки тому +1

      Me too!!!!

    • @marcusfransson8970
      @marcusfransson8970 4 роки тому +1

      It looks so cool

    • @jdecar1
      @jdecar1 4 роки тому +12

      @@VoidCode Better hope you win quickly, or you'll have provided the jet with the brightest targeting beacon ever.

    • @stephanierozell9066
      @stephanierozell9066 4 роки тому

      NightHawkInLight lol same

  • @liamw-89
    @liamw-89 3 роки тому +963

    The fact that you actually contacted these defence companies and tried to buy a military-grade laser is amazing

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 роки тому +71

      I would love to be able to see the faces of the people on the other end of the call.

    • @louisianagator95
      @louisianagator95 3 роки тому +87

      @@justindunlap1235 they probably get those calls from time to time from militias or other paramilitary type groups/individuals, probably even a terrorist or two.

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 3 роки тому +122

      @@louisianagator95 If he said he was from a terrorist they would have sent him one for free as well as a fat check from the CIA.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 роки тому +4

      he's probably on all of the lists.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 роки тому +3

      @@NeoTechni nah, second amendment and all and that laser is decidedly a weapon of fire. ;)

  • @echoplots8058
    @echoplots8058 3 роки тому +892

    How did the FBI not raid this guy's home like 12 times already

    • @Actorsage
      @Actorsage 3 роки тому +32

      theyve been chilling in his home so you cant see them arrive

    • @F74D3N8r0T
      @F74D3N8r0T 3 роки тому +22

      He is making videos from within the FBIs virtual reality dungeons. He is arrested eversince and will never come out again.

    • @Mr.Unclean534
      @Mr.Unclean534 3 роки тому +30

      Plot twist: he IS the FBI

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 3 роки тому +40

      That's just Florida Man activity - happens every day.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 3 роки тому +19

      They're like: Eh, just another day in Florida

  • @salemtyphonos
    @salemtyphonos 2 роки тому +21

    dude the thing i wish i could see the most ironically is how he built the laser casing and focusing mechanisms but i honestly understand why he probably didn’t because i’d imagine spreading out that information could put you on a watchlist

    • @edwinbristow2690
      @edwinbristow2690 2 роки тому +4

      If your not on a watchlist, your not using freedom correctly.

    • @hamzasaqlainfun
      @hamzasaqlainfun Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4SHJoBIYZJk/v-deo.html

    • @zombieregime
      @zombieregime Рік тому +2

      Uhm....he (well the actual engineers in the background that allow him to play the clown on camera) strapped the out put end of the fiber to the eyepiece of a telescope, made a front plate to support one end and a support with long bolts and springs to fine tune the orientation supporting the back the telescope for aiming, and ran a toothed timing belt over the focuser knob so a stepper motor can tune the focus in situ. The smaller camera scope would have probably been more rigidly mounted to the main casing structure, squared to the front plate, with its own focuser stepper, and a web cam or RPi cam on the eyepiece. I mean, these arent new concepts, its a pan tilt mount, a camera, a laser, a pair of telescopes, 4 stepper driver boards, an arduino...apparently (not really needed unless that joystick was modified so the potentiometers were directly accessible which an arduino could read on its analog pins)... If the question is can you shine a laser through a telephone, yes it been done before, a lot. If its can you strap a telescope to an automated pointing device, again yes, that is how goto and star tracker mounts work. There isnt much here beyond that. Honestly Im a bit disappointed he needed to be wired to the thing....
      But, uh, if the question is how did you make that so I can build my own..... Im afraid the answer is in the form of this LPT: if you cant suss out how it was built..... probably not the best idea to be thinking about playing with 200w directed energy weapons.... stick to the

  • @pinkfloydfan15
    @pinkfloydfan15 4 роки тому +234

    I feel like someday we’ll have to sign a petition to get this our man out of prison

    • @TommyDye
      @TommyDye 4 роки тому

      You are probably correct! 😃

    • @RmarkGillmer
      @RmarkGillmer 4 роки тому +2

      Nope, he's just gonna disappear and end up in some underground government facility, his identity and all of his videos will have been erased.

  • @angelorondini5835
    @angelorondini5835 4 роки тому +910

    "Florida man arrested for shooting down an airplane with a giant laser"

  • @brendan5260
    @brendan5260 3 роки тому +305

    Aaaand Kevin has designed his own energy weapon. This is straight up an advanced weapon that was beyond human science just 50 years ago and he’s using it to entertain people

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 роки тому +16

      He just bought an off the shelf laser, everything he designed could have easily been designed 50 years ago.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 роки тому +30

      @@FrancisR420 nope, solid state lasers are far newer than that. He could've gone with a ruby rod pulse laser 50 years ago, that was about it and those had overheating problems if you didn't carefully design a cooling system into it.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 роки тому

      @@spvillanoit's not pulse?

    • @TheOleHermit
      @TheOleHermit 2 роки тому

      FYI, Laserium started entertaining people with lasers in 1972. JS

    • @TheOleHermit
      @TheOleHermit 2 роки тому +4

      @@FrancisR420 Nope. This specific high energy laser tech didn't exist 50 years ago. But, I just built a 3 watt RGB laser projection system for $50K

  • @kornelius9811
    @kornelius9811 2 роки тому +7

    The Backyard Scientist, the man that closes his eyes while placing his hand less than 10cm away from a laser capable of melting through rocks

  • @wfcbatman4021
    @wfcbatman4021 4 роки тому +284

    “What planet do you think that is?” “Uranus” *Immediately shoots it with a laser*

    • @Beakerzor
      @Beakerzor 4 роки тому +2

      @HO LAM YIU with Pluto right between and a little lower, but not visible

    • @wfcbatman4021
      @wfcbatman4021 4 роки тому

      HO LAM YIU just make sure that Uranus doesn’t have any cling-ons

  • @dariusantoniofischerfodor419
    @dariusantoniofischerfodor419 4 роки тому +614

    Me: im not eaven allowed to have a pocket knife in my country.
    Backyardscientists: if i cant buy a military grade laser il just make my own.

    • @offdeck8588
      @offdeck8588 4 роки тому +11

      darius antonio fischer fodor just out of curiosity, what country doesn’t let you own a pocket knife? I’ve had one since I was 7.

    • @oscarpeters5309
      @oscarpeters5309 4 роки тому +4

      UK?

    • @RealFuzzyPickLE530
      @RealFuzzyPickLE530 4 роки тому +40

      @@offdeck8588 A lot of European countries have wild laws about knives. Just google the UK laws, people have been jailed for just a butter knife.

    • @hardlylivin6602
      @hardlylivin6602 4 роки тому +6

      David England That sounds like it sucks. I don’t go anywhere with out my finnwolf.

    • @ravenwraith1017
      @ravenwraith1017 4 роки тому +14

      Hardly livin iirc guns are banned, a smart move probably foreign to anyone unlucky enough to be born in the States. So instead, naturally knife and acid attacks are to the UK as mass shootings are to the US. Psychopaths will always find a way to kill it seems, unfortunately for us normal people.

  • @creatorboii3012
    @creatorboii3012 4 роки тому +1437

    “Florida Man sets small house fire that was located in mars”

    • @jacquesb5248
      @jacquesb5248 4 роки тому +8

      on mars.....

    • @corporaldestroyer2811
      @corporaldestroyer2811 4 роки тому +13

      “Martian man flies ufo to Florida mans house who, just hours prior, set his house on fire. Martian man abducts Florida man who hasn’t been seen since.”

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacquesb5248 In, mars habitations would be underground

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 роки тому

      @@cowmoo5596 thats a good idea since radiation

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 4 роки тому +1

      @@cowmoo5596 "YoU cAn'T jUsT sHoOt a hOlE iNtO ThE sUrFaCe oF mArS
      Cody: ua-cam.com/video/-u1H0gltsbw/v-deo.html

  • @jackpowell8155
    @jackpowell8155 Рік тому +5

    Did you guys set the Hawaiian fires 😂

  • @mithrildragon9895
    @mithrildragon9895 3 роки тому +2060

    Kevin: "There are no planes within 100 miles"
    Also Kevin: *Hits The ISS"

    • @ry3340
      @ry3340 2 роки тому +81

      Hahaha that will be a multi-bilion dollar law suit

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 2 роки тому +45

      Actually it's average altitude is 248 miles.

    • @mithrildragon9895
      @mithrildragon9895 2 роки тому +13

      @@shaxplosion woosh

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 2 роки тому +87

      @@mithrildragon9895 Jesus, I know it's a joke. I just wanted to drop a fun fact...

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 2 роки тому +14

      @@shaxplosion Then state that it's a fun fact lol?

  • @SqueezeboxOfDelights
    @SqueezeboxOfDelights 4 роки тому +211

    That evidently wasn’t Queen Elizabeth because it died.
    Edit: Oh, I do love a good comment argument.

    • @unlokia
      @unlokia 4 роки тому +5

      Please do not talk about Her Majesty in this manner, she's an exceptional woman, and has done more for the world than I bet most people have. Many thanks for your understanding.

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 роки тому +4

      @@unlokia no

    • @kiddanonymous2783
      @kiddanonymous2783 4 роки тому +2

      @@unlokia hate to be a bummer but are you guys aware that to us your queen is somewhat of a meme? Theres a long running joke about her being a superhuman anomaly which this comment is referencing. Im just curious to if you've ever heard of it because i would have thought you guys knew.

    • @kiddanonymous2783
      @kiddanonymous2783 4 роки тому +1

      This is a serious question btw, i really gotta know

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 4 роки тому +1

      @@kiddanonymous2783 you may never get an answer

  • @EricSwayne
    @EricSwayne 4 роки тому +496

    "We've checked the flight radar and there's nothing that direction." **Moves laser all over the place**

    • @justinwood2
      @justinwood2 4 роки тому +32

      I wonder if anyone has found any blind flying animals around there recently...

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 4 роки тому +11

      Aliens just got a hot welcome, in the commandcenter on the aliens planet, "The war is on" they shot down a whole wing.

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 4 роки тому +39

      And all the US stealth aircraft that may be out there? Until now it has been his and his consenting friends, but now he takes this powerful weapon into the public? Sorry to say it, but that was not a good thing to do. And now the legislators are in full swing to licensing lasers above 0.5 mw......

    • @BlueScapegoat
      @BlueScapegoat 4 роки тому +43

      @@dmg4415 I posted another comment saying just this thing. I'm a controller. There are definitely more aircraft flying around than the public can see on any app, and it's definitely jail time if you're busted with a handheld laser.

    • @troyBORG
      @troyBORG 4 роки тому +6

      I wonder how many bugs they destroyed with that.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому +1

    I would compare this guy to a Mad Scientist but dude is having too much fun.

  • @herbertboelk7545
    @herbertboelk7545 3 роки тому +640

    TBYS: There is no plane in this direction for a100 miles.
    NASA: I wonder why our satelite went blind.

    • @jetkrazee
      @jetkrazee 3 роки тому +7

      LMAO!!!

    • @Jade-cs9no
      @Jade-cs9no 3 роки тому +25

      Telescopes looking at the moon: MY EYES!!!

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 3 роки тому

      Lol!

    • @marby602
      @marby602 3 роки тому

      breaking eggs to make an omelet is how things work.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 роки тому +3

      Everybody gansta till it hits the ISS

  • @kamisama9715
    @kamisama9715 4 роки тому +419

    "Shoot the moon shoot the moon!"
    Retroreflector on the moon: *Sends the beam back at same angle*

  • @leemilica
    @leemilica 3 роки тому +229

    "Hey Steven what planet do you think that is up there?"
    "Uranus"
    *Planet gets lasered*

    • @temmie9430
      @temmie9430 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Boojump
      @Boojump 3 роки тому +2

      They used a laser on Uranus

    • @potato9539
      @potato9539 3 роки тому +1

      Uranus is geting shot

  • @teaganwindago3132
    @teaganwindago3132 2 роки тому

    My recommendation for whats its worth. Is that you paint the Laser housing and mounts black and mount the controls for aiming in your truck and leave it there. You are basically turning your SUV into a military style truck. Some call them "Technicals". Basically a Toyota with a machine gun mounted on a try pod bolted to the floor of the bed. You're setup up is awesome! Rock it and don't stop!

  • @abysspect
    @abysspect 4 роки тому +172

    This channel just devolves more and more into outright supervilliany as time goes on I mean you're literally shooting lasers at the moon now.

    • @aerial11
      @aerial11 4 роки тому +4

      Kevig: This will kill coronavirus, now I don't have the virus but I have a bottle...
      Me: Hold up, WHAT?
      Kevin: ...of corona
      Me: OH THANK GOD!

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 4 роки тому +1

      How long until the Hacksmith comes for him?

    • @WWFrank
      @WWFrank 2 роки тому +2

      🎵Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated.
      or something

  • @everettdaniel1947
    @everettdaniel1947 3 роки тому +273

    “Washington fought for my right to own a laser death ray”

    • @temmie9430
      @temmie9430 3 роки тому +9

      God bless america

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 роки тому +4

      yes technically you are correct.

    • @angrypastabrewing
      @angrypastabrewing 3 роки тому +1

      We may need it now or maybe not

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 роки тому +3

      there aren't many laws stoping you from owning laser death Rays
      there are a couple that stop people from selling them though

    • @alfredodominguez2799
      @alfredodominguez2799 3 роки тому

      Need that on a shirt 🤔🧐

  • @amrearick
    @amrearick 4 роки тому +208

    Bruh this man literally made a death ray because he can he’s 100% becoming a mad scientist

    • @ElenaRevely
      @ElenaRevely 4 роки тому +5

      Don't we live in amazing times@

    • @dustyhicks6591
      @dustyhicks6591 4 роки тому +1

      Becoming? Maybe the correct comment on his previous video lol. Surely he just got put on some governments list(s) with this one. Or, offered a job at DARPA. One of those "which came first, the chicken or the egg" moments, for sure!

    • @goldenfox334
      @goldenfox334 4 роки тому +2

      Its only 200w guys lets calm down

    • @pbhushanbsb
      @pbhushanbsb 4 роки тому

      He nuked the queen too

  • @RaplimNaim
    @RaplimNaim 8 місяців тому +3

    "Who needs fireworks when you have a 200 Watt car mounted laser? 🔥"

  • @bijsh7340
    @bijsh7340 4 роки тому +271

    Day 1 :Queen is on fire
    Day 2:Backyard Scientist went missing
    ( kidnapped by the British)
    Nothing personal lmao 😂😅

    • @aerogfs
      @aerogfs 4 роки тому +4

      @Sassy The Sasquatch ok Karen

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 4 роки тому +1

      @@aerogfs gee a boomer snowflake is offended at someone, calls it a karen

    • @tuluslutrek
      @tuluslutrek 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidcovington901 whats if he was British and instead of the Queen's cardboard it was the US flag? Just saying, I'd be offended and not because of being aboomer (one of the stupidest insults ever) and snowflake... How old are you, I bet you're a snowflake

    • @DAMO87
      @DAMO87 4 роки тому +3

      I am brittish and i am offended he should have done it 2 a card board cutout of himself

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 4 роки тому +1

      @@tuluslutrek you're so weard!
      6 questions and some advice:
      1. The point was Politicians, not Flags. Did you not notice?
      2. You seem to think political leaders should be immune to satire? It is, in some countries. Move there. Please.
      3. Yet I was only stating a marketing truth about a UA-cam laser target, given, the number who have voted, and what numerous current polls suggest. Do you think this is inaccurate? I ask, because, you never doubted in writing what I said, although you had every chance.
      4. So, you changed it to flags, because there you think you're safe. Do you know that people are changing the very colors of the US flag to suit police, fire, rescue, and gays? You'll even see versions with black instead of red - so much for the spilled blood that represents. Are these acts defacing the flag?
      Type YES for Yes, or NO for No. We value your brave opinion.
      5. So I'll change the topic too. Whut if it wuz baby bunnies, huh? Instead of pols or symbols.
      6. Glad you learned a new word! Snowflake, Karen, boomer - all are supposed to strike fear into the recipient. Has that been your experience? Call me everything you want, I'm already impressed with your empty trendiness.
      7. Hey, stay in school, 9th grade is not as hard as you've heard. And quit dirtying the water of the Comment thread of a great UA-cam channel, troll.

  • @mrbananaz1911
    @mrbananaz1911 4 роки тому +479

    *"some aliens just got vibe checked"*
    Yea I like this lad

    • @charitypierce7966
      @charitypierce7966 4 роки тому +2

      Mr Bananaz ok mate

    • @jasonfan4701
      @jasonfan4701 4 роки тому +3

      well if im being honest that planet is probably very far away, so the fact the they just got vibe checked is wrong, they would have gotten vibe checked a few decades from now.

    • @Chris-wy1qf
      @Chris-wy1qf 4 роки тому +2

      and then if you look close the aliens shoot a shooting star

    • @alev4287
      @alev4287 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chris-wy1qf that's what i was wondering if anyone else saw, It looks like there's a couple actually, @13:47, 13:53 (super quick one) &13:54

    • @Chris-wy1qf
      @Chris-wy1qf 4 роки тому

      @@alev4287 yeah you're right. As soon as he "shot" the star

  • @fart4389
    @fart4389 4 роки тому +863

    Military: NO YOU CANT JUST PUT A MOUNTED WEAPON ON YOUR VEHICLE
    TheBackyardScientist: haha lazer go BrRrRrR

  • @lilguilty
    @lilguilty Рік тому +1

    Man the first 30 seconds of this video made me love you even more

  • @panes4572
    @panes4572 4 роки тому +613

    “Florida man builds his own turret mounted laser and burns the coronavirus.”

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 4 роки тому +8

      That probably already exists

    • @trinitymodz7663
      @trinitymodz7663 4 роки тому +1

      Santy1330 he lives in Hawaii nerd

    • @panes4572
      @panes4572 4 роки тому +7

      SnapCrackleJeff He’s from Florida nerd

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 4 роки тому

      Theyre both in america so hes american and that's only what matters you clowns

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@trinitymodz7663 He lives in Florida and that's where this was filmed.
      WTF makes you think this was in Hawaii lmfao?

  • @eskimo2k
    @eskimo2k 4 роки тому +163

    Raytheon: "No, you can't have that"
    China: "Here ya go, have fun"

    • @tres155
      @tres155 4 роки тому +6

      So what you are saying is that there is more freedom in china than america ? That's depressing.

    • @darrinjones9387
      @darrinjones9387 4 роки тому +13

      China makes better lasers than the USA and can produce them a lot cheaper. Most of the ones used by the general public and professionals alike come out of China. This includes gas lasers commonly found in CNC cutters. There are very few artisan glass blowers here in the United States that can make the tubes.

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R 4 роки тому +5

      @@darrinjones9387 And no one should be surprised that Chinese manufacturing abilities are quickly surpassing the U.S. in every front, considering that nearly every U.S. technology company outsources to China, and China gives zero fucks about international intellectual property rights. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it, capitalism and communism cannot co-exist, they are mutually exclusive. Capitalistic systems will always corrupt communist systems from the top down, and communist systems will always destroy the currency of capitalist systems, and it will keep happening until one system is no longer sustainable.

    • @Aurumk1
      @Aurumk1 4 роки тому

      @@K31TH3R I just combined the best of both of them and apparently it is really really advanced. Both can exist together with social programs and such. Early starts are also preferabble to capitalism as it is.

    • @TTBOn00bKiLleR
      @TTBOn00bKiLleR 4 роки тому +2

      @@darrinjones9387 "china makes better whatever than the USA", really bro? really? I'm not even from the US but cmmon

  • @TheRandomDoesAirsoft
    @TheRandomDoesAirsoft 3 роки тому +552

    I love how he NEVER mentions dont try this at home

  • @bredsheeran2897
    @bredsheeran2897 Рік тому +1

    That one unemployed friend on a Monday night:

  • @kevinhusser2090
    @kevinhusser2090 4 роки тому +272

    "I'm going to shoot the queen with a laser." How to make it onto a watch list somewhere, step 1.

    • @BomaniChisulo
      @BomaniChisulo 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah he called Lockhead asking about a laser that shoots down airplanes. He's on a list for sure.

    • @colsoncustoms8994
      @colsoncustoms8994 4 роки тому

      No doubt 😂😂😂

    • @Knackebrodz
      @Knackebrodz 4 роки тому +1

      Dude if he had done that in the UK the police would be knocking on the door.

  • @1999jassim
    @1999jassim 4 роки тому +357

    My guy just put himself in a watch list for both the U.S and Britain in 11 minutes

    • @k1ortia
      @k1ortia 4 роки тому +14

      They can watch all they want.. no more lethal then a fool with a firearm. Which Amerikkka happily condones..

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 4 роки тому +16

      @@k1ortia Yay. Randomly plugged politics.

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 роки тому

      @@lazwit5513 I like your name

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 4 роки тому +1

      @@palmsky1119 Thanks mate

    • @palmsky1119
      @palmsky1119 4 роки тому

      @@lazwit5513 COGGERS :)

  • @TechZACH16
    @TechZACH16 4 роки тому +204

    I consistently question the legality of your occupation.

    • @brandonnixon7105
      @brandonnixon7105 4 роки тому +27

      Yeah shinin that thing in the sky wasnt so smart

    • @voxeldragon6908
      @voxeldragon6908 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed

    • @anaveragehumanbeing3669
      @anaveragehumanbeing3669 4 роки тому +5

      Brandon Nixon Well he did check all flight plans within a 100 mile radius and there were no planes flying at that time.

    • @tuckerkennedy5016
      @tuckerkennedy5016 4 роки тому +11

      @@anaveragehumanbeing3669 *Shoots down Russian Spy Plane*

    • @nonnymoose7005
      @nonnymoose7005 4 роки тому +6

      Importing that laser was illegal.

  • @fabiohugo7365
    @fabiohugo7365 2 роки тому +1

    "mostly the gun one" Perfectly sums up america

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 4 роки тому +93

    "nothing personal"
    *Proceeds to curb stomp the Queen*

    • @AdamSWL
      @AdamSWL 4 роки тому +6

      Curb stomps an effigy of her flaming headless corpse to add insult to injury!

  • @nicolasanderson1757
    @nicolasanderson1757 4 роки тому +370

    Why do I feel like he’s on some kind of FBI watchlist right now

    • @popatochisps6712
      @popatochisps6712 4 роки тому +20

      QUEENS ON FIRE! QUEENS ON FIRE!

    • @timstephenson6923
      @timstephenson6923 4 роки тому +9

      Why do I feel like *I'm* on some kind of FBI watchlist right now...

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 роки тому +3

      DARPA's keeping tabs on him for a future alien morse code project.

    • @andikahetris5219
      @andikahetris5219 4 роки тому +4

      british's fbi too

    • @angelesconsuelos762
      @angelesconsuelos762 4 роки тому +4

      Don't worry we ALL are now🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @antonioarellano2125
    @antonioarellano2125 2 роки тому +214

    As soon as he mentioned divergence I googled info on the lasers used to measure distance to the moon, but couldn't find a quick answer. Thank you for including that info lol I wanted to know how big the laser was on the moon

    • @pengilk8186
      @pengilk8186 2 роки тому +5

      nerd

    • @pengilk8186
      @pengilk8186 2 роки тому +7

      sorry

    • @bulbavivi
      @bulbavivi 2 роки тому +16

      @@pengilk8186 you should be

    • @DzastinasLTL
      @DzastinasLTL 2 роки тому +3

      The laser is not on the moon... A mirror reflecting the laser is.

    • @weirdtoaster6959
      @weirdtoaster6959 2 роки тому +8

      @@DzastinasLTL he means the size of the laser on the moon as in the area of the beam when it contacts the moon

  • @christinaphx
    @christinaphx 6 місяців тому +1

    Reminds me of my fave 80s movie: "Real Genius" 😊

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 4 роки тому +150

    Imagine him getting pulled over with that
    Cop: "Sir, what is that mounted on your car?"
    Kevin: "Just a laser cannon."
    Cop: "Yeah, youre coming with me."

    • @Gaspode_
      @Gaspode_ 4 роки тому +4

      "Freedom beam"

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 2 роки тому

      Kevin: *aims laser to cop* NEVER MESS WITH A FLORIDA MAN!

    • @johnj4860
      @johnj4860 10 днів тому

      It's a light source. Look I'll illuminate your cruiser wheels.

  • @kamikamieu
    @kamikamieu 4 роки тому +445

    Next episode: getting hired by US Army

    • @user-iz5wc6rc2w
      @user-iz5wc6rc2w 4 роки тому +26

      After that getting arrested for violating the Geneva convention

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 4 роки тому +10

      After that getting confronted by karens fearing radiation

    • @XxRandomHeroxX9
      @XxRandomHeroxX9 4 роки тому +6

      Raided*

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 4 роки тому +4

      @@XxRandomHeroxX9 kidnapped*

    • @SilverEXVII
      @SilverEXVII 4 роки тому +5

      Think the Space Force might be wanting him instead.

  • @rafisofyan
    @rafisofyan 4 роки тому +204

    Backyardscientist: " 13:08 we're totally fine, Steven hit it"
    *tears through a few satellites passing by the laser beam*

  • @begula...3896
    @begula...3896 7 місяців тому +1

    Laser ❌
    Minecraft Beacon ✅

  • @idontwanttopickone
    @idontwanttopickone 4 роки тому +328

    10:30 - You are now on a list.
    Love,
    The British government.

    • @idik653
      @idik653 4 роки тому +31

      What are they gonna do about it? I don’t think any military could defeat a Florida man with laser turret

    • @idontwanttopickone
      @idontwanttopickone 4 роки тому +5

      @@idik653 I see your Florida man and raise you: tea bags, corgis and a population of people who voted for Brexit and us.
      Love,
      The British government.
      P.S. Ever seen a drunk sun burnt little English man, deprived of tea, riding upon a corgi towards a tea bag that is hanging from a stick that's attached to his own head? Enraged doesn't even begin to describe it.

    • @idontwanttopickone
      @idontwanttopickone 4 роки тому +3

      @Promotional Inc. they wouldn't fair well against Mecha Terry Wogan and his fish 'n' chips cannons.
      Love,
      The British government.

    • @FOXFIRE_RACING
      @FOXFIRE_RACING 4 роки тому

      I clicked on your thing and i got a black rifle ad

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 4 роки тому

      Sorry britbongs, but your royal navy can't get us from across the pond ;3

  • @roentertainment7058
    @roentertainment7058 4 роки тому +76

    10:35
    "OFF WITH HER HEAD"
    The S.A.S. Is looking for you now Kevin

  • @The404Studios
    @The404Studios 4 роки тому +847

    13:50 LMAOO “lets shoot that planet *shoots* some aliens just got a vibe check.”

  • @Houstonred
    @Houstonred Рік тому +1

    "Im proud of my constitutional rights, the freedom of speech the gun one the other ones but mostly the gun one" the most American thing I've heared

  • @AIenlightement
    @AIenlightement 4 роки тому +158

    "What planet do you think that is?"
    "Uranus"
    SHOOTS WITH LASER
    Turns out it's planet United Airways

  • @Bigbongguy
    @Bigbongguy 2 роки тому +9

    Bro if Kevin ain’t on a watch list by now then idk how anyone gets on them😂

    • @raymondodevries4158
      @raymondodevries4158 Рік тому

      it probably won't have any effect he can engineer himself out of every gov. related scenario lol

  • @thisisachannel7699
    @thisisachannel7699 2 роки тому +890

    Kevin is the definition of "local Florida man"
    Local Florida man builds military grade laser in his backyard and shines it at the moon

    • @__Razer
      @__Razer 2 роки тому +27

      To be clear, the "military grade" laser that could shoot down planes or missiles is around 5,000 times more powerful than the 200 watt laser in the video.

    • @thisisachannel7699
      @thisisachannel7699 2 роки тому

      @@__Razer I would r/wooosh you but I don't want to seem like a redditor with no life so I will wait or someone else to do it

    • @loppanisoppan
      @loppanisoppan 2 роки тому +40

      @@__Razer "military grade" means that something is as cheap as it gets without breaking with the first use.

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 2 роки тому +10

      Kevin is the Science Flordia Man
      Unlike the chaotic Florida man who does chaos in all ways the science one uses science for this but has the same amount of recklessness no sorry GENIUS!

    • @amazingdude9042
      @amazingdude9042 2 роки тому +4

      this guy doesn't build anything. Believe me. He has somebody else doing all the work and he just pays them and make videos from it by showing some basic details. he ain't the actual engineer doing the work.

  • @abozarnori7930
    @abozarnori7930 Рік тому +1

    Steven definitely know what planet is up there 😂 “Uranus”