'Show me your t***': Patient's hilarious rant after anaesthetic - Daily Mail

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  • This is the hilarious moment Mark Clayton III (pictured), from Orlando, Florida, makes an extremely lewd suggestion to a female nurse while under anesthetic - and gets ruthless told off by his father. Mark Clayton Jr, his father, filmed the video of his son, who had just had a metal rod placed in his leg. He tells his son to 'quit it' and be respectful when women come in the room'. The video has been viewed more than six million times on Facebook.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @cinemantics231
    @cinemantics231 4 роки тому +53479

    I'll pay to see a partially anesthetized girl lying next to him. The conversation between the two could answer many of life's oldest questions.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +1238

      Greatest mysteries of the world, solved.

    • @aayushvijayvergiya7252
      @aayushvijayvergiya7252 4 роки тому +754

      Genius is born

    • @Humanaut.
      @Humanaut. 4 роки тому +100

      :D!

    • @sukhjeet3557
      @sukhjeet3557 4 роки тому +630

      Who are you,who are so wise in the ways of life?

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 4 роки тому +228

      Whoever finds docs or vid of such experiment should share it I really want to see that

  • @Veroveren
    @Veroveren 4 роки тому +30233

    "Tell her you're sorry--
    --I'm sorry."
    That was quick

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 4 роки тому +735

      If people worked like this, we wouldn't have any problems.

    • @halpysbane3373
      @halpysbane3373 4 роки тому +388

      @@PresidentialWinner soooooooo what you're saying is if everyone was high we would have no problems

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 4 роки тому +247

      @@halpysbane3373 If everyone was as innocent as children, i'm sure it would be a better world than this.

    • @khai4646
      @khai4646 4 роки тому +41

      because we are men. 🤣

    • @HimanshuSharma-xn6uc
      @HimanshuSharma-xn6uc 4 роки тому +13

      This is a trained person

  • @maxleighgrace8858
    @maxleighgrace8858 Рік тому +3733

    Apparently the dad stopped laughing when the nurses informed him they actually hadn’t administered the anaesthetic yet

    • @F5_cena
      @F5_cena Рік тому +121

      Lawyer on speedial

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Рік тому +13

      Is that true?

    • @dzudemlow
      @dzudemlow 11 місяців тому +199

      @@deannas2778 cmon man

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 11 місяців тому +111

      @@dzudemlow gullible as hell

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd 8 місяців тому +18

      @@deannas2778 Not true but could be hilarious…. you should submit that to a prank channel (eg, Just for Laughs). Dad, glad your herpes cleared-up. Nice t*ts… oops, forgot that was a private showing. Etc.

  • @michaelmurray2853
    @michaelmurray2853 5 місяців тому +331

    The relationship between him and his dad is damn cool. Respect, fun, love & friendship. This boy rocks and I salute his dad for rasing such a cool kid.

  • @alext4183
    @alext4183 4 роки тому +36258

    He seems like one of those dudes in high school who the teachers hated but couldn’t help but laugh at

    • @ceehop3665
      @ceehop3665 4 роки тому +193

      love yourself true

    • @sethwatters99
      @sethwatters99 4 роки тому +98

      That was me 😂

    • @leedscity6881
      @leedscity6881 4 роки тому +694

      @@sethwatters99 keep telling yourself u were funny

    • @zacharypeery4082
      @zacharypeery4082 4 роки тому +37

      @@leedscity6881 he meant the guy he sat next too...

    • @karlj11
      @karlj11 4 роки тому +224

      @@sethwatters99 people claiming they funny are cringy asf you know

  • @evanwilliams3211
    @evanwilliams3211 4 роки тому +18348

    He sounds like if a labrador was a person

  • @kalyanroy8712
    @kalyanroy8712 Рік тому +765

    This guy is really hilarious even when he is ill. Respect man.

    • @jarvismane6700
      @jarvismane6700 5 місяців тому +5

      Ill is short for illness. He was in there to get his leg fixed, lmao. No illness

  • @adrianfumi
    @adrianfumi Рік тому +545

    This brought laughter and tears to my eyes... I wish I could tell my father I love him one more time...

    • @electricgamer_yt4753
      @electricgamer_yt4753 11 місяців тому +11

      I'm sorry for your loss

    • @tvesarathavrtraghna3688
      @tvesarathavrtraghna3688 3 місяці тому

      😭

    • @adrianfumi
      @adrianfumi 3 місяці тому

      @@electricgamer_yt4753 I apologize I'm just now seeing this... Thank you, I appreciate it. I lost both my mother and father from complications due to Covid. My father passed first and mother about 30 seconds later. Been a tough rode man... Thank you again!

    • @electricgamer_yt4753
      @electricgamer_yt4753 3 місяці тому

      @@adrianfumi Don’t apologize, it’s definitely tough to lose a loved one, let alone two. I hope you’re doing well. 💙

    • @Drillforlife
      @Drillforlife 16 днів тому

      💀

  • @MadarakiFran
    @MadarakiFran 4 роки тому +12696

    he sounded like he was talking to his bro rather than his "dad"

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 роки тому +510

      "Now you be respectful when women walk in.."
      "we-I know...."

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 4 роки тому +426

      His dad sounded like a younger man to me.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +198

      Which makes for an amazing dad.

    • @viperactual
      @viperactual 4 роки тому +25

      They didn't move to Florida, they're from there.

    • @DeeSnutts
      @DeeSnutts 4 роки тому +96

      I wish my dad and I had that bro relationship 😪

  • @asian_sensation_6998
    @asian_sensation_6998 4 роки тому +34341

    My worst nightmare is being on Anesthesia and involuntarily saying things like this

    • @jj2059
      @jj2059 4 роки тому +2054

      Right and reveal all your secrets

    • @Majdkhb
      @Majdkhb 4 роки тому +810

      I don't know, i've been under anesthesia, and i was aware from the moment they started waking me up in the OR. I think it's something more biological/psychological than just pure chance, not all the people who get under anesthesia gets like that, the medicine, the time of operation, still, i don't know.

    • @o_o6424
      @o_o6424 4 роки тому +22

      ML8593wy stfu

    • @socio637
      @socio637 4 роки тому +15

      same

    • @FunkadelicFeed
      @FunkadelicFeed 4 роки тому +628

      @@Majdkhb He is also aware. He just can't filter. Notice he continuously apologizes. And even asks when the meds will calm down.

  • @chill543
    @chill543 Рік тому +342

    I love how he doesn't really know what is happening but is all positive once he gets an answer back from his dad

  • @safespacebear
    @safespacebear 2 роки тому +170

    Oh my gosh that's an all-star father right there. Loving his son, making fun of him and embarrassing him by recording him and still reminding him how you talk to ladies. Oh and told him to apologize. That's great. I hope he showed this video to all of his son's friends too. Hahaha

    • @constructenglish1
      @constructenglish1 Місяць тому

      Great dad!

    • @platinum_ink
      @platinum_ink 20 днів тому +2

      I‘m going to have surgery soon and I literally made my parents sign a contract I wrote (i‘m a law student) to not film me during my hospital stay. I am 1000% sure none of these people consented to be filmed and put online for others to laugh at.

    • @eblams165
      @eblams165 17 днів тому +1

      @@platinum_ink Nah bro why you gotta be so boring? Like, studying law is one thing, but using that to avoid getting embarassed? That´s just plain boring right there...

    • @platinum_ink
      @platinum_ink 17 днів тому

      @@eblams165 Why do you get mad by reading the comments from other people? It's not like I have anything to do with you. 😂 Are you jealous that I successfully entered a prestigious law school and you didn't? I hope you will one day be happy with the life that you have and don't have to write hate comments to wrangle some endorphins out of your brain- ; )

  • @alexalinson
    @alexalinson 4 роки тому +38140

    The Dad raised him well..He was very polite even on high.

  • @lkios9750
    @lkios9750 3 роки тому +13449

    Plot Twist: They forgot to give him the anesthetic.

  • @efaz4321
    @efaz4321 Рік тому +70

    He may had a leg injury to explain the rod but him being under anesthesia and having the most polite and calm interaction is superb

  • @poloplatinum74
    @poloplatinum74 Рік тому +68

    Lol!!! This is too funny. But the dad is a perfect example of how to be a friend, mentor, role model and father. It really is a beautiful thing lol.

  • @zoltasitkei2105
    @zoltasitkei2105 3 роки тому +39104

    I feel like if golden retrievers could speak they would be just like this dude

    • @paglinawanlonelyng.7056
      @paglinawanlonelyng.7056 3 роки тому +356

      🤣🤣😭

    • @roysondsouza0309
      @roysondsouza0309 3 роки тому +559

      Absolutely underrated comment!

    • @InnocenceExperience
      @InnocenceExperience 3 роки тому +183

      @@roysondsouza0309 cos it's copied off another one with 15K likes lol

    • @boredianz
      @boredianz 3 роки тому +122

      @@InnocenceExperience Nobody Cares

    • @add852
      @add852 3 роки тому +87

      Just like Mr. Peanut butter from Bojack Horseman

  • @umang3269
    @umang3269 4 роки тому +16911

    Dude is A Gentleman he even said Sorry when he was High.

    • @patrickmclaughlin61
      @patrickmclaughlin61 4 роки тому +642

      He's just a typical boy.
      His dad is the gent. Guiding his boy.

    • @Star-bp5jj
      @Star-bp5jj 4 роки тому +409

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 Nope, dad sounds like his buddy more then a father figure

    • @HamzaPerkins
      @HamzaPerkins 4 роки тому +5

      @@Star-bp5jj what did he say?

    • @mikestevens3582
      @mikestevens3582 4 роки тому +370

      @@Star-bp5jj it would be pretty dumb to act like a father figure when your son is that high, there would literally be no point.

    • @brandonovich6063
      @brandonovich6063 4 роки тому +58

      @@Star-bp5jj well his son is in hospital and on painkillers.. what's he meant to do?

  • @soey.carter4126
    @soey.carter4126 Рік тому +82

    “Toes to my nose??? What the hell you want me to do with that girl”🤣💀💀

  • @claymac7895
    @claymac7895 Рік тому +37

    The best part is the nurse he said it to was also laughing uncontrollably. I’m sure he made her day 😂

  • @ClarkKulper
    @ClarkKulper 4 роки тому +57994

    This is basically what goes through the average male's mind on a daily basis.... Just without the filter.

  • @alicronaldohitman
    @alicronaldohitman 4 роки тому +13837

    Nurse: “I’ll see u in a lil bit”
    The guy: “love u” 😂

    • @ricardobuendia8377
      @ricardobuendia8377 4 роки тому +95

      KING MUFASA I wanted to like this comment but i didn’t for the sole reason that it has exactly 69 likes. nice.

    • @alicronaldohitman
      @alicronaldohitman 4 роки тому +8

      Ricardo Buendia lmaooo 🤣

    • @andrewabrams3408
      @andrewabrams3408 4 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭 on bro

    • @nato18yz31
      @nato18yz31 4 роки тому +4

      Read this as it happened bruh😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amulyamishra5745
      @amulyamishra5745 4 роки тому +13

      @@ricardobuendia8377 you can like it now

  • @thomasriddle8877
    @thomasriddle8877 Рік тому +26

    this is incredibly wholesome..
    2:52.. Lol just casually like "love you" to the nurses when shes walking out..

  • @claymac7895
    @claymac7895 Рік тому +13

    “It was just out of instinct” This is the most honest answer ever.

  • @freakinxbox7363
    @freakinxbox7363 3 роки тому +19610

    "I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to say that"
    His brain: LIAR!

  • @mynameissamb105
    @mynameissamb105 4 роки тому +9161

    "If i fall asleep will i die?"
    "No."
    "Just making sure."
    Hahahahah

    • @imakandokawilila4641
      @imakandokawilila4641 4 роки тому +20

      Hahaha

    • @mauiwaui773
      @mauiwaui773 4 роки тому +2

      @Victor Hugo Alvarez Damasceno she’s really a guy😂

    • @mynameissamb105
      @mynameissamb105 4 роки тому +1

      @Victor Hugo Alvarez Damasceno uhm....what? Hahah are you okay?

    • @mynameissamb105
      @mynameissamb105 4 роки тому +11

      @@borederthanu I knnoooww! Hahahah. He whispers it as if the medicine is going to hear him and try to get him.

    • @FluffheadsArmy
      @FluffheadsArmy 4 роки тому +7

      Strangely a very common fear with patients under anesthesia.. My thought is because of the feeling of lack of control over oneself

  • @galickgunner8793
    @galickgunner8793 Рік тому +193

    Lmao I saw this video a couple years back and it just popped up for me again 😂 and thanks to this young man that catch phrase he has is something I say to my wife everyday and she legit gets sad when I forget to ask her lol.

  • @laurahess3417
    @laurahess3417 4 місяці тому +3

    I love hearing his Dad barely controlling his laughter... it's hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cassius553
    @cassius553 3 роки тому +15435

    *Son* "If i fall asleep am i gonna die"
    *Dad* "no"
    *Son* "Okay just making sure"

    • @PtitSnoreau
      @PtitSnoreau 3 роки тому +75

      😆

    • @theonlyone8630
      @theonlyone8630 3 роки тому +147

      Pissst hey dad.
      What?¿
      I love you!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @user-zz7wh5ls7j
      @user-zz7wh5ls7j 3 роки тому +106

      Me when I smoke too much before bed

    • @MiddleCross378
      @MiddleCross378 3 роки тому +40

      That totally caught me off guard...I almost woke my sons up from laughing

    • @uppermoon_2.
      @uppermoon_2. 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @norsendo6532
    @norsendo6532 3 роки тому +10792

    I’m scared if I go through anesthesia, the amount of disgusting things I’m going to say is enough to get me a law suit.

    • @davidmuniz1479
      @davidmuniz1479 3 роки тому +526

      Exactly, I need to be alone in my room if I’m going to be on it no way.

    • @0_TokiToki_0
      @0_TokiToki_0 3 роки тому +276

      Fr, they better put a muzzle on my ass

    • @lahkooky504westside3
      @lahkooky504westside3 3 роки тому +346

      Dad: while you're on drugs you may say some things you may not mean
      Me: dad I'm gay
      Dad: ....
      Nurse: i don't think he means it

    • @Homelandervtech
      @Homelandervtech 3 роки тому +14

      Is there sumtingwong with you?!?!

    • @skullvenomxo
      @skullvenomxo 3 роки тому +36

      Not really, you know what you saying , but you just don't care

  • @emilykelly5253
    @emilykelly5253 Рік тому +31

    I love how the camera is shaking cuz the dad is laughing so hard but he’s trying to keep it together.

  • @kneecapassassin
    @kneecapassassin 3 місяці тому +5

    1:08 little did he know, 10 million people would watch this recording

  • @sgtdanny69148
    @sgtdanny69148 3 роки тому +17590

    Later on when he’s alone, nurse comes back in, “don’t tell anyone yeah?”
    *lifts up shirt*

  • @loezha6794
    @loezha6794 3 роки тому +13181

    “am i going to school tomorrow?”
    “i don’t think so”
    that’s the best feeling

    • @conormayweather5474
      @conormayweather5474 3 роки тому +71

      Y’all already had almost a whole school year without going to school

    • @graypie69
      @graypie69 3 роки тому +25

      when school was mandatory

    • @ClearVod
      @ClearVod 2 роки тому +8

      @@graypie69 still is

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 2 роки тому +2

      @@ClearVod Not if you've already outgrown mandatory schooling.

    • @nour3660
      @nour3660 2 роки тому +3

      Omg as soon as i read your comment he said it lmaooo

  • @JayakrishnanNairOmana
    @JayakrishnanNairOmana 3 місяці тому +8

    "I'm sorry, maam, I didnt mean to say that"
    "yeah you did"
    At least the nurse knows her patient.

  • @BlackV4You
    @BlackV4You 9 місяців тому +8

    Lmfao! Laying 100% straight looking right up into the ceiling and talking like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fate2304
    @fate2304 3 роки тому +24315

    The fact that he says “I love you” even with anesthesia is wholesome xD

    • @masterprediction7353
      @masterprediction7353 3 роки тому +99

      Clearly you’ve never been high because you say that more when you’re high than normally

    • @Headchange43
      @Headchange43 3 роки тому +248

      when you wake up from being out like that on a drug you've never had and the person that raised you is there to make sure nothing happens to you while you are at your most vulnerable state you will start tossing out i love you's too. lol

    • @apathyintheuk265
      @apathyintheuk265 3 роки тому +27

      @Michael As in: "I fuggin luv you, yer bazzer".

    • @ammarsalim1185
      @ammarsalim1185 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @cristianfilmz24
      @cristianfilmz24 2 роки тому

      Lmao LEGEND ua-cam.com/video/SkDM7DGT5AA/v-deo.html

  • @ItsDatCajunStuff
    @ItsDatCajunStuff 3 роки тому +23934

    Props to dad for filming with a steady hand while experiencing a life-altering giggle fit.

    • @Lucero0709
      @Lucero0709 3 роки тому +147

      I refuss to give props to his filming as the phone is held vertically.

    • @frmoment4828
      @frmoment4828 3 роки тому +254

      @@Lucero0709 you always hold phones vertically it’s natural

    • @eleventwelve2650
      @eleventwelve2650 3 роки тому +85

      Vertical filming is normal now thanks to tiktok and instagram and snapchat.

    • @unknown11215
      @unknown11215 2 роки тому +3

      Ye

    • @cristianfilmz24
      @cristianfilmz24 2 роки тому +1

      LEGEND LMAO ua-cam.com/video/SkDM7DGT5AA/v-deo.html

  • @IsaMapc
    @IsaMapc Рік тому +21

    My favourite part is “Dad, what’s up” 😂

  • @TheRealInky
    @TheRealInky Рік тому +37

    I love how the dad is dying laughing yet has the respect and honor to intervene and make his son apologize 😂 sure that nurse was loving it just as much, even if it was a bit rude of him. How could you not laugh at that?

  • @N0Bark
    @N0Bark 3 роки тому +10294

    I am a little jealous of the trust and respect he has for his Dad.

    • @MrKinghuman
      @MrKinghuman 3 роки тому +175

      I'm really jealous, my father was a nightmare

    • @freshsodaa7023
      @freshsodaa7023 3 роки тому +130

      Im jealous that he has a dad.

    • @adityadas6638
      @adityadas6638 3 роки тому +19

      I had too for my fsther

    • @motolaniblizmilleniumboysv3865
      @motolaniblizmilleniumboysv3865 2 роки тому +10

      @@freshsodaa7023 same

    • @1986subway
      @1986subway 2 роки тому +72

      @@freshsodaa7023 for some fathers the best thing they will ever do for you is to never meet you.

  • @estano_2192
    @estano_2192 4 роки тому +13619

    Why does he speak like a videogame character? Lmao

  • @ForeverSunnyy
    @ForeverSunnyy Рік тому +15

    I had a really high fever once and my brain was just not cooperating. The doctor that was looking after me was so cute, I just couldn’t stop myself from grabbing his hand and petting it as he spoke to my mom about what was happening to me and the way the were going to treat me.
    He was so nice about the whole thing, didn’t say a thing and didn’t try m to stop me from caressing his hand. 😂 To this day my mom and I still laugh about it.

  • @DeidresStuff
    @DeidresStuff Рік тому +67

    My sister had her tonsils out in her late teens, and when she was waking up, she took a swing at the nurse and starting crying for our mom. 🤣

    • @halllow
      @halllow 7 місяців тому +2

      Lol. I’ve heard that a lot of times when you come out the aggressive side of your brain wakes first. Kumail nanjiana has a story about punching his mom after having teeth surgery when he was like 9.

  • @arakanmuramasa
    @arakanmuramasa 3 роки тому +15649

    All jokes aside,the conversations between the dad and his son was surprisingly wholesome

    • @vish-sw9dc
      @vish-sw9dc 3 роки тому +19

      Do u know hikaru nakamira

    • @topsunnn
      @topsunnn 3 роки тому +9

      @@vish-sw9dc nakamura is quite popular surname you know? Lol

    • @lexuslfa4739
      @lexuslfa4739 3 роки тому +11

      what about shinske nakamura?

    • @dharuvathakur1660
      @dharuvathakur1660 3 роки тому +6

      @@vish-sw9dc 😂😂😂
      Bruh

    • @darthrevan5976
      @darthrevan5976 3 роки тому +1

      @@vish-sw9dc he's a chess player right?

  • @abbyk6354
    @abbyk6354 2 роки тому +10627

    “Sorry for cussing, it’s just the medicine” “dad, I promise I’m done doing drugs” 😂

    • @themysteryofgodliness6574
      @themysteryofgodliness6574 2 роки тому +161

      That was actually a deep moment between them. Pretty cool

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb Рік тому +243

      I love how his dad went "Shh", like don't admit anything else to me 😂

    • @GewoonNee
      @GewoonNee Рік тому +69

      And then the shhhhh like dont incriminate urself hahahah

    • @basedmanaf8100
      @basedmanaf8100 Рік тому

      show me your tits i had an operation just now

    • @ckotcher1
      @ckotcher1 Рік тому +12

      @@GewoonNee that was actually kind of sad. Like maybe him doing drugs had something to do with his leg getting shattered 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @hm6954
    @hm6954 Рік тому +6

    Loved it. How nice to support your son .

  • @trevonrose3909
    @trevonrose3909 Рік тому +7

    “You guys gave me actual drugs. This is crazy”🤣😭

  • @Emily_Easton
    @Emily_Easton 3 роки тому +11026

    Dad: You be respectful when women enter the room.
    Also dad: giggling uncontrollably in the background 😂😂😂

  • @mattyb6263
    @mattyb6263 4 роки тому +8637

    3:37
    SON "Dad, I promise, I'm done doing drugs"
    DAD: Shhhhh

    • @ivar90
      @ivar90 4 роки тому +527

      I got confused at that part... Did his dad know already

    • @poiisonivy8937
      @poiisonivy8937 4 роки тому +117

      HILARIOUS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 3 роки тому +116

      I'm confident they do drugs together, lol, I've known two families like this.
      Even the way he says "shhhh" wasn't just to cover up for him, lmao

    • @MrCarbon18
      @MrCarbon18 3 роки тому +50

      @@ivar90 his dad probably just didnt want to know😂

    • @grillacoupe
      @grillacoupe 3 роки тому +10

      Probably just didnt want to know about that aahah

  • @keeganrasmussen977
    @keeganrasmussen977 Рік тому +1

    This guy's so chill and happy... Like anything is better than going to work

  • @vanessarichie2116
    @vanessarichie2116 4 місяці тому +3

    “Dad I promise I’m done doing drugs”.😂

  • @hugo.hugo420
    @hugo.hugo420 3 роки тому +8356

    “You have cool rod on your leg”
    “I have a cool rod?”
    “Uhum”
    “Wooo hooo rod”

    • @stephenlackey5852
      @stephenlackey5852 3 роки тому +133

      The camera shaking after he said that😂😂😂

    • @Hazzaraze
      @Hazzaraze 3 роки тому +10

      🤣

    • @chirag1134
      @chirag1134 3 роки тому +32

      I rade it as "between"

    • @djlilg
      @djlilg 3 роки тому +13

      @@stephenlackey5852 yeah his dad was laughing 😂

    • @Courtney-pe2iw
      @Courtney-pe2iw 3 роки тому +5

      What kind of cool rod? wink wink lol

  • @mikkelgoodmannielsen7088
    @mikkelgoodmannielsen7088 4 роки тому +9733

    If a dog could talk, it would sound just like that

  • @BoliceOccifer
    @BoliceOccifer 4 місяці тому +4

    Thos poor dude had no idea 10 million people were gonna see this.

  • @drrizeyt225
    @drrizeyt225 4 роки тому +3279

    Son: "show me your t*** "
    Dad: * wheeze intensifies *

  • @Eclectobit
    @Eclectobit 2 роки тому +9010

    This guy was so straight forward even under anesthesia. Nurse came in, he asked for service

  • @bennergamer3052
    @bennergamer3052 Рік тому +3

    Best father-son relationship ever!

  • @Starfield-Guy
    @Starfield-Guy Рік тому +5

    “It must be the anaesthetic”
    “But sir, we have not give you any yet”

  • @zacharygrant1829
    @zacharygrant1829 4 роки тому +4905

    All these recent comments indicate to me that the youtube algorithm has brought all us brothers together again

  • @cassgray9340
    @cassgray9340 4 роки тому +2824

    I love how many times he says “I love you,” when he’s high 😂 and sorry. He sounds like he’s normally a super sweet, respectful guy.

    • @leteciprasac3180
      @leteciprasac3180 4 роки тому +112

      And that's why is even funnier

    • @pitech4446
      @pitech4446 4 роки тому +5

      this kid is going to be a crackhead soon

    • @DaMazzaf97
      @DaMazzaf97 4 роки тому +129

      @@pitech4446 who hurt you?

    • @mrlilshequaqua5875
      @mrlilshequaqua5875 4 роки тому +2

      Matt 😂😂😂

    • @xSoulEateer
      @xSoulEateer 4 роки тому +6

      Same for me, everytime when i was drunk or high the day after all my friends were telling me :"Man you were telling everyone that you loved them" lmao

  • @dee.znuts.
    @dee.znuts. Рік тому +3

    Bro Just woke up with a degree in rizzics

  • @remveel2443
    @remveel2443 Рік тому +4

    "You be respectful when women come in" while dying laughing is ridiculous

  • @taskendeer
    @taskendeer 3 роки тому +2471

    He sounds like he's recording voice lines to a videogame character.

  • @FirstLast-zc6rn
    @FirstLast-zc6rn 3 роки тому +10742

    this guy is my hero. even on anesthesia he don't looses the sens of the priorities😂

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao 🤣

    • @laurenring9721
      @laurenring9721 3 роки тому +156

      We have another unfiltered male brain! And he seems to be sober!

    • @FirstLast-zc6rn
      @FirstLast-zc6rn 3 роки тому +15

      @@laurenring9721 😂😂😂

    • @FirstLast-zc6rn
      @FirstLast-zc6rn 3 роки тому +2

      @Franco Cavalli 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      ok👍, i corrected the word.
      i hope your eyes doesn't burn anymore🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FirstLast-zc6rn
      @FirstLast-zc6rn 3 роки тому +1

      @Franco Cavalli ahahha not a problem
      i like to learn

  • @andrewtheogre5971
    @andrewtheogre5971 9 місяців тому +4

    😂😂 I remember waking up after surgery and the nurses and anesthesiologist were giggling telling me that I was talking like Deadpool.

  • @julievanderleest
    @julievanderleest Рік тому +7

    Man I’ve had several surgeries and have never been this crazy. This was hilarious!😂😂😂

  • @jondoe384
    @jondoe384 4 роки тому +4286

    "If I fall asleep will I die" -Aristotle

    • @Thehamstersgiude2u
      @Thehamstersgiude2u 4 роки тому +1

      Harrison Johnston yes

    • @zigsteenine8650
      @zigsteenine8650 4 роки тому +15

      “If I fall asleep will I die” - Plato

    • @andrewcavallo1877
      @andrewcavallo1877 4 роки тому +17

      “If I fall asleep will I die” -Confucius

    • @edenlevi9877
      @edenlevi9877 4 роки тому +16

      "If I died will I fall asleep" Karl Max

    • @PitZagufull
      @PitZagufull 4 роки тому +7

      "If I died will I fall asleep" Rocky Bow Boa

  • @owens.studios
    @owens.studios 4 роки тому +7942

    He sounds like an NPC

    • @Assassin0
      @Assassin0 4 роки тому +41

      Exactly 😂

    • @berryamv2296
      @berryamv2296 3 роки тому +80

      Oblivion NPC dialogue

    • @ifabianxd1338
      @ifabianxd1338 3 роки тому +41

      Does have some decent character development

    • @KkuraZuhaJ
      @KkuraZuhaJ 3 роки тому +1

      @@berryamv2296 PepeLaugh

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 3 роки тому +8

      Typical extroverted male without personality LOL

  • @koozer7261
    @koozer7261 Рік тому +10

    When I was training as a paramedic I did a placement in ITU and the operating theatres , part of my training was to administer the drugs and intubate the patient pre op, then I would follow the anaesthetist post op , it was hilarious listening to some of the patients as they ‘came round’ some would sing , others said they loved you , very rarely would they get angry ( probably because they were frightened)

  • @Jacqueline1859
    @Jacqueline1859 Рік тому +1

    Omg how did this not break the internet! I am just seeing this now! It’s fantastic lmfao

  • @zan6585
    @zan6585 3 роки тому +5999

    It's crazy how fast he lies and then immediately comes clean about it.

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 3 роки тому +57

      u never met a man ?

    • @TheNpcNoob
      @TheNpcNoob 3 роки тому +141

      @@fenecofeneco19 ThAts SeXist…. It has nothing to do with his gender, and everything to do with the drugs.

    • @michaeljdlc8918
      @michaeljdlc8918 3 роки тому +24

      @@TheNpcNoob as a guy with tons of guy friends, we do this

    • @jelixaa
      @jelixaa 3 роки тому +5

      @@michaeljdlc8918 why? why do men have to lie like that.... coward move.

    • @negiamerica
      @negiamerica 3 роки тому +62

      @@michaeljdlc8918 no we don't. Maybe you and your friends do it.

  • @amiastraea5048
    @amiastraea5048 3 роки тому +6383

    that
    “Dad.”
    “What?”
    “I love you!”
    “I love you too.”
    was so heartwarming ❤️🥺

    • @0_TokiToki_0
      @0_TokiToki_0 3 роки тому +119

      Me and my Father.
      Me: Love you dad
      Dad: Why
      Me: I was lying
      Dad: You're gay
      (That's about right)

    • @lahkooky504westside3
      @lahkooky504westside3 3 роки тому +59

      Me: ...
      My stepdad: ....
      My lil bro: ???
      Me: *starts laughing for no reason*
      Stepdad: *STFU*
      lil bro: 😂

    • @lahkooky504westside3
      @lahkooky504westside3 3 роки тому +16

      I got a weird family

    • @salty_kr
      @salty_kr 3 роки тому +11

      "We don't do that here"

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 роки тому +3

      Dad........... damn luckys

  • @joellejohnson7846
    @joellejohnson7846 Рік тому +2

    Heartwarming ❤ hope he’s feeling better

  • @justfun1384
    @justfun1384 Рік тому +1

    Dad having hilarious laugh is just incredible 🤣

  • @kevinberger3501
    @kevinberger3501 3 роки тому +7677

    He may be sedated, but he’s just trying to keep abreast of what’s happening.

  • @Ayat.e.veryday
    @Ayat.e.veryday 3 роки тому +5154

    “Dad.”
    “What?”
    “I love you!”
    “I love you too.”
    "Can you see me "
    "Yes"
    "Can i see you"
    "Nop"

    • @zenbrixn
      @zenbrixn 3 роки тому +42

      I died when he said that 😂😂

    • @Renzii
      @Renzii 3 роки тому +14

      Lmaooooo

    • @myviva9852
      @myviva9852 3 роки тому +42

      The way he talks so clearly without thinking too much and hesisitating even when he was on anesthesia truly got me cracked up Lol

    • @nataliadiaz4747
      @nataliadiaz4747 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @AuroraAce.
      @AuroraAce. 3 роки тому +2

      *why?*

  • @Evan1060
    @Evan1060 Рік тому

    This guy is the best. Love his banter.

  • @the.seagull.35
    @the.seagull.35 9 місяців тому +5

    My favorite part is when the dr came in, he told her exactly what he said to the 1st nurse 😂 without any ounce of hesitation

  • @__-bf1xk
    @__-bf1xk 4 роки тому +2380

    Son to nurse : Show me ur t**s
    Dad: quit it and be respectful
    Inner Dad : That's my boy
    😁

    • @TheLordDarkrai
      @TheLordDarkrai 4 роки тому +15

      I have to respect the all mighty 69 likes but concider this a like too.

    • @Omairsheikh32
      @Omairsheikh32 4 роки тому +2

      It was his sister !! She called him dad (guy who was making video)

    • @__-bf1xk
      @__-bf1xk 4 роки тому +1

      @@Omairsheikh32 see the description bro

    • @jessec.6876
      @jessec.6876 4 роки тому +3

      @@Omairsheikh32 no it wasn't doctors usually just call the dad in the room "dad"

    • @badnewstalkstech6900
      @badnewstalkstech6900 4 роки тому +1

      Bet he says it to his sister too

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 3 роки тому +4921

    He's so sweet. Even under anesthesia he is trying to be polite.
    Edit. Let's not forget that he is heavily drugged, meaning lizard brain is in charge. Yet he still said sorry through the drugs.

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 3 роки тому +10

      So anuastisia make you not being able to be polite? If thats what you thoguht

    • @t2factor18
      @t2factor18 3 роки тому +53

      @@Ncraft2 yikes dude, stop talking. No one wants to hear what you have to say

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 3 роки тому +1

      @@t2factor18 Y are u so triggered over a innocent comment? And this is a youtube comment section, so i cant talk and no one can hear me here.

    • @t2factor18
      @t2factor18 3 роки тому +73

      @@Ncraft2 lmao didnt realise you play roblox, youre to young to understand when to stop talking. Cya

    • @Ncraft2
      @Ncraft2 3 роки тому +2

      @@t2factor18 lol age cant accurately measure intelligence or how much you talk smh

  • @DavidWilliams-up6jc
    @DavidWilliams-up6jc Рік тому +1

    Hilarious, such sweet boy. He loves his pops and his Dad loves him.

  • @SkolNBones
    @SkolNBones 8 місяців тому +2

    That ssshhhh at the end had me dying

  • @SuelFadel
    @SuelFadel 4 роки тому +1333

    His dad sounds like his best friend and that's amazing !

  • @shreddievanhalen1
    @shreddievanhalen1 4 роки тому +3820

    “Dad?”
    “What”
    *Sup*
    😂😂 idk why that part got me

    • @iscreamsushi
      @iscreamsushi 4 роки тому +8

      Me too!!! 😂😂

    • @lordwick329
      @lordwick329 4 роки тому +6

      Same here 😂

    • @knowitallnyc3241
      @knowitallnyc3241 4 роки тому +2

      Champ * 😂😂😂😂
      ua-cam.com/video/PFoqWQnLHMM/v-deo.html

    • @KillaKris239
      @KillaKris239 4 роки тому +10

      “I know I need to rest.”
      “I need to put my hands down, my head back, and take a nap.”

    • @agentorange8530
      @agentorange8530 4 роки тому +1

      is everything cool now?

  • @jacobmizera6681
    @jacobmizera6681 Рік тому +4

    “And that’s how I met your mother.”

  • @liltunturi1251
    @liltunturi1251 9 місяців тому +5

    I wish my dad said he loved me at least once. Lucky boy

  • @mobspeak
    @mobspeak 4 роки тому +6534

    He sounds like an Australian with an American accent.

    • @juancit4254
      @juancit4254 4 роки тому +116

      mobspeak no, he sounds like an NPC from like skyrim or something

    • @victor-536
      @victor-536 4 роки тому +65

      So an American?

    • @CornyFlakez
      @CornyFlakez 4 роки тому +32

      @@victor-536 with the mind of an Aussie

    • @zerozeeros
      @zerozeeros 4 роки тому +3

      Yanks are this. We are a bit different to this

    • @David-eh9le
      @David-eh9le 4 роки тому +12

      Nah he is from Florida

  • @dontpresssubscribe6777
    @dontpresssubscribe6777 4 роки тому +3093

    Dude talks like he’s straight outta Red dead 2💀💀

    • @knowitallnyc3241
      @knowitallnyc3241 4 роки тому +15

      Henry Westphal lmao what in tarnation head ass
      ua-cam.com/video/PFoqWQnLHMM/v-deo.html

    • @andrewodinson3726
      @andrewodinson3726 4 роки тому +9

      "aight bet"

    • @cmj199318
      @cmj199318 4 роки тому +5

      KNOWITALL NYC Arthur would be like “ You got a bounce to your chest”

    • @gregor25
      @gregor25 4 роки тому +6

      *"B O A H"*

    • @sealordx2700
      @sealordx2700 4 роки тому +6

      Henry Westphal L U M B A G O

  • @shinyagami8843
    @shinyagami8843 2 місяці тому +2

    At least he was humble; he thought this would only have 2000 shares on FB & it now has 10 million views here 😂

  • @BoredandAngry
    @BoredandAngry Рік тому +6

    She said he had a "cool rod", and right before immediately making a sexual joke, he remembered his dad saying to be respectful, and immediately pretended he saw no correlation.

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier 5 років тому +4799

    Son: Can you see me?
    Dad: Yes
    Son: Can I see you?
    Dad: No
    Son: ... Why?

  • @luzbautista7342
    @luzbautista7342 4 роки тому +5479

    "What would happen if we unlocked 100% of our cerebral capacity"
    Ladies and gentleman, I think we got em'.

    • @vivekananda92
      @vivekananda92 4 роки тому +6

      See Lucy movie

    • @luzbautista7342
      @luzbautista7342 4 роки тому +3

      WHO LIKED IT AT 420 LIKES?!?!?!?!

    • @devendrasingh4776
      @devendrasingh4776 3 роки тому

      Yeah ..lol

    • @tonyli1622
      @tonyli1622 3 роки тому +5

      Test Subject - So I told my son I was going to the supermarket...
      Scientist #1 - Alright, beginning experiment, "Application of electric shocks to the brain to stimulate 100% usage"
      Test Subject - ...to buy milk and I-I-I-acshualld weraddsaddadwfafadwda"
      Scientist #2 - Can it be? Can he actually do it???
      Test Subject - dsadwafadasdsad a-a-and I never met him again!
      Scientist #1 - No, no, this shouldn't be happening. All our time wasted for nothing!
      Scientist #2 - It ain't over yet! Ramp up the voltage to 250V!
      Scientist #1 - On it!
      Test Subject - And I've never r-r-r dsHGFdfgafwADAAFFfdsfuyt *Falls on the floor convulsing and foaming at the mouth"
      Scientist #2 - Yes, yes! He's doing it! He's reaching 100% brain usage!!!!
      Test Subject - DAJPIPRNSnvsodlnoiamcoa *makes one final croak and limpens as the heart rate monitor dead lines*
      Scientist #1 and 2 - *Cheers and claps. The sounds of laughter echo around the lab, eventually falling into silence as the scientists pondered what they have done. They then, nonchalantly put on their coats and close the lights of the lab room, leaving the corpse in the middle of the lab*
      Janitor- *Whistling as he enters the lab room. Opens lights. Gasps.* Th-They finally did it. They've reached 100% brain usage *A single tear rolls down his right eye*

    • @spec_wasted
      @spec_wasted 3 роки тому

      Why don't Homeless people just buy a house
      why don't disabled people just enable themselves
      Why don't drowning people just drink the water
      ...many more answers to the unsolved mysteries of universe

  • @galadriel3134
    @galadriel3134 Рік тому +2

    A southerner being respectful even under anesthesia. Impressive.

  • @Grey-vp5db
    @Grey-vp5db Рік тому +3

    Son: dad I promise I’m done doing drugs
    Dad: shhhh

  • @Ap9leJacks-wy3pq
    @Ap9leJacks-wy3pq 3 роки тому +1961

    I love how he kept say, "I love you, Dad". Our parents are only here for the shortest time ever. Give them a hug today!

    • @bruceg.6282
      @bruceg.6282 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah. Mom passed when I was 24, dad a few years later. I'm 71 now and I would love to talk with him about Normandy.

    • @noahlaveno5809
      @noahlaveno5809 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah. Mum passed away when i was 21, my dad a couple years later. im 47 now and i would love to talk with him about joe... JOE MAMMA

    • @bruceg.6282
      @bruceg.6282 3 роки тому +1

      @@noahlaveno5809 my Mom took her life when I was 24 and Dad passed when I was 29. They never got to see our wives or our grandchildren. I've always wanted to talk to Dad about Normandy and WW2.

    • @noahlaveno5809
      @noahlaveno5809 3 роки тому +1

      @@bruceg.6282 man I still can't tell of yo ass fr or not

    • @noahlaveno5809
      @noahlaveno5809 3 роки тому +2

      @@bruceg.6282 but you never served in Normandy or ww2 though

  • @doorwaysniffer9988
    @doorwaysniffer9988 2 роки тому +4014

    “The drunk mind speaks the sober heart”

    • @IWearShades
      @IWearShades 2 роки тому +43

      It really does

    • @Belovelyava
      @Belovelyava 2 роки тому +18

      Most underrated comment!

    • @SayNoTo2030A
      @SayNoTo2030A 2 роки тому +6

      Wooooah

    • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
      @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 2 роки тому +3

      Facts.

    • @charleswomack2166
      @charleswomack2166 2 роки тому +10

      To be fair, it is not alcohol that he is drunk on, but pain meds. This is why drugs should be legalized, taxxed and regulated!

  • @SneakyCheeseThief
    @SneakyCheeseThief 8 місяців тому +8

    I don’t even think he saw her. I just think he heard a girl and said “show me your t***”.

  • @anttones
    @anttones 4 роки тому +947

    ”If I fall asleep, will I die?” That hit me hard. Almost lost a friend once that asked the same thing while he was fighting to stay awake. That was very smart of him to ask actually.

    • @odlezynowyurynator3144
      @odlezynowyurynator3144 4 роки тому +57

      HES TELLING THE TRUTH, I WAS THAT FRIEND

    • @Kathy_1991
      @Kathy_1991 4 роки тому +5

      @@odlezynowyurynator3144 hahaahjaahhhaha

    • @scorpleena8518
      @scorpleena8518 4 роки тому +3

      @@odlezynowyurynator3144 hahahahahaahaha

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +6

      @@odlezynowyurynator3144 How the hell do you wake up dead? Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

    • @odlezynowyurynator3144
      @odlezynowyurynator3144 4 роки тому +12

      @@TheSlammurai honestly, im dying every day

  • @notbloodylikely4817
    @notbloodylikely4817 2 роки тому +5420

    Funny story. When I was coming out of surgery on morphine the nurse was the red headed girl I secretly loved when I was at school. Hadn't seen her in 20 years. So there's my wife sitting next to me as I proceed to confess to this nurse that I loved her and she was my first crush and I'd never forgotten her. Lucky for me my wife and the nurse saw the funny side, but damn. What were the chances...🤣

    • @kakashihatake1029
      @kakashihatake1029 2 роки тому +572

      Yeah with my luck that would've been wraps

    • @drummerjosh1984
      @drummerjosh1984 2 роки тому +417

      Them red heads man… I get it!

    • @omen2667
      @omen2667 2 роки тому +35

      😂😂😂

    • @Amy-91
      @Amy-91 2 роки тому +123

      Oh geez I wouldn't have taken that well at all. Im married 10 yrs now.
      I would have taken it personal if my husband started professing his love for an old crush that stuck with him after 20 yrs. Being high isn't an excuse. That's more likely when the truth comes out.

    • @notbloodylikely4817
      @notbloodylikely4817 2 роки тому +484

      @@Amy-91 I hadn't thought about that red head once in decades so your bad reaction would've been misplaced. Haven't thought about her since either. It's a funny story but I honestly had and have no feelings for her, though I did admire her at school. You should lighten up.